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Speaker 1: I gotta do it now, she told me yesterday. I
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Speaker 1: know she was in New York. I thought she was
Speaker 1: in France, French, and then I saw this video. It's
Speaker 1: not funny, no boy, but okay, I hope no one's
Speaker 1: in a wheelchair. Well, um, it was in England. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was in London, England. Did you
Speaker 1: see this? It was this guy. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it was Indn' or England, like, if it was in
Speaker 1: the city of London or somewhere else in English. Elsewhere
Speaker 1: man Chester, that's the only on the city, Oh boss
Speaker 1: Shufford upon Avon, I'm gonna stop. And there was this guy,
Speaker 1: white guy, salt pepper hair, look like you know your
Speaker 1: friend's dad, jogging down the road right. He was jogging
Speaker 1: next to a highway on a bridge, you know, and
Speaker 1: there's like a jogging path and he was just jogging
Speaker 1: like a normal jogger, and this woman is walking opposite
Speaker 1: of him, like you know, tour but not like running,
Speaker 1: gonna run in him. There's room for two people. He's
Speaker 1: jogging like whatever. Whatever. The second the woman passes him,
Speaker 1: he fucking pushes her in the road and she almost
Speaker 1: gets ranned over by a double decker bus. The bus
Speaker 1: swerved missed her fucking head. But the casualness in which
Speaker 1: with which he pushed her, he was like literally like
Speaker 1: oh like, and I was like, that is such a
Speaker 1: metaphor for how it feels to be a woman. Sometimes
Speaker 1: men just like sucking push you in front of a
Speaker 1: bus and they don't even care. Why was he do?
Speaker 1: Why did he don't know? No one knows. They're still
Speaker 1: looking for him. He's not just like a cereal, like
Speaker 1: no pusher. He was a cash pusher. It was very
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why he's so good at it, because usually
Speaker 1: if he's he's a c would be a serial pusher.
Speaker 1: But he's so good at the pushing and it seems
Speaker 1: so casual that no one's even noticed. But I mean
Speaker 1: someone would have complained about getting pushed into traffic. Maybe
Speaker 1: he hasn't. Maybe this was his first successful more and
Speaker 1: more successful, maybe his aims getting better. It was eerie maybe,
Speaker 1: but he was It was almost like Michael Jordan's like
Speaker 1: throwing a fucking three pointer. Like it was nothing with
Speaker 1: his hand signer or nothing buttt nothing but bus swish, exactly,
Speaker 1: nothing but push and he she he hit her in
Speaker 1: the part of her shoulder where it just commanded all
Speaker 1: of her body way and she fell over. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's right, and we're dumb. So that dumb bitch had
Speaker 1: a comic No, but I was so what was she wearing, Christina?
Speaker 1: She was wearing long black sleeves and a long like
Speaker 1: pants like it wasn't even like she was asking like
Speaker 1: a uniform to me, I know, but you know what,
Speaker 1: still didn't deserve to get pushed in front of a bus. Well,
Speaker 1: the driver of the bus swerved immediately, so that was
Speaker 1: definitely a guy. Um just kidding, um sarcasm. Uh. But
Speaker 1: I just have amongst monsters. I just thought that that
Speaker 1: was so like such a just there was. I just
Speaker 1: that was a metaphor for how I feel sometimes when
Speaker 1: women have this thing. I think every woman has this
Speaker 1: in the back of her head or shoveled day. Maybe
Speaker 1: she'll just have an hour, maybe we'll s'll have a year,
Speaker 1: maybe she'll have a lifetime of hating men. And I well,
Speaker 1: I mean there's so many men in my life that
Speaker 1: I love that are the best their angels. But sometimes
Speaker 1: the ones that suck sucks so hard and so often
Speaker 1: that women just come on. I hate ment. Sometimes Steven
Speaker 1: will come upstairs and like, hey, I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: just hate men right now. I'm sorry, it's not you.
Speaker 1: I just need to not gonna say anything mean, I'm
Speaker 1: just I need I just need a second. It's just
Speaker 1: not a man day right now. Yeah, some days or
Speaker 1: not so. Um. Sometimes mention that there's the male species
Speaker 1: really disappoints me. Um, that wasn't necessarily disappointing. I mean,
Speaker 1: that sucked. I don't know if it was the sexist
Speaker 1: thing at all. I don't know. I'm assuming he meant
Speaker 1: to do it. It was seemed to be very precise.
Speaker 1: But um, that just was a night like that was
Speaker 1: just that video encompassed how I feel sometimes towards men.
Speaker 1: I don't want to push them in front of bucking bus,
Speaker 1: but I won't because that's illegal. That's the only reason
Speaker 1: you're opportunity And you know, I don't want to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't have no interest in harming anyone physically, only emotionally.
Speaker 1: That's really that's worse, is it. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think how ms I'm great. I am
Speaker 1: again thirty one years old and I just came back
Speaker 1: from Lalla Paluza. I didn't realize. I didn't realize how
Speaker 1: young the demographic was. For how young, I mean for
Speaker 1: a lot. I got recognized many, many, many many times. Wow.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I was on Molly for those recognitions you did. Molly,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do you know what? That's the one I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do instead of Shriam's dressed. I like a better one, right, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I like them all, Molly, I would recommend,
Speaker 1: I would say for you as probably the one I
Speaker 1: recommend for you because you're not gonna have You're not
Speaker 1: gonna like have a bad trip and you just have
Speaker 1: to keep yes. And do not drink alcohol. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I did a quarter one once. I drank so much
Speaker 1: water zero. Very like researching them. Don't drink any alcohol
Speaker 1: very important for anyone listening. Um. But it's funny because
Speaker 1: I mean it just makes you happy. So like it's
Speaker 1: got the excess of which you will be happy is
Speaker 1: very I'm interested. I'm already pretty happy. Yeah, I wonder
Speaker 1: if the serotonin release will be like how happy can
Speaker 1: I get? Yes? Um so that was? That was? I mean,
Speaker 1: it was you got. I saw these articles about it
Speaker 1: getting rain lord, how to go off stage after three
Speaker 1: day one? You know what if a working music festivals
Speaker 1: are so much music that it doesn't matter. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I was like, few songs is quite enough. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: and it's like you're you're in very confined spaces with
Speaker 1: a bunch of people who you don't want to be
Speaker 1: touching to begin with. Um, so, yeah, well looks great.
Speaker 1: I loved your rainbow onesie with the nets. That was
Speaker 1: very beautiful and very kesha, thank you, thank you. Yes.
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Speaker 1: of things happened. So for the first thing, I want
Speaker 1: to say about Lallapalooza is a little commentary on the
Speaker 1: behavior that I witnessed. And I gotta say, alright, miss Fishy,
Speaker 1: I know, and I do feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: I went like as an undercover mom because the thing is, well,
Speaker 1: it was really interesting because I think, uh, people were
Speaker 1: treating me as a peer because they had no idea
Speaker 1: that I was like ten plus years older than them.
Speaker 1: Everyone was that much. Yet I was considerably older than
Speaker 1: everyone there, I mean except for Cananni. Oh Can, that
Speaker 1: was so Coolani's awesome. But so I was there, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean because I was wearing flat shoes because it
Speaker 1: was a festival. So like number one, I'm short, and
Speaker 1: people just do assume like short people are young for
Speaker 1: some reason. It's like not accurate. It's like you haven't
Speaker 1: grown all the way yet. Yeah, but I'm very little,
Speaker 1: so I mean very short, even compared to like other
Speaker 1: young women like Kevin Hart of Female I'm flat chested
Speaker 1: and like, I don't my face doesn't look really that old,
Speaker 1: especially if I'm not wearing a ton of makeup. So
Speaker 1: I just people had no freaking idea. And also I
Speaker 1: addressed like a child because it's more fun. So I
Speaker 1: kind of the observation in a sentence I made is like,
Speaker 1: for how self conscious we are, we meaning women were
Speaker 1: certainly not self conscious about being bitches. That's the sension
Speaker 1: that sums up the behavior there. I mean, I kind
Speaker 1: of just spent a lot of times time observing because
Speaker 1: there's a lot of times when you're waiting in line
Speaker 1: and there's a lot of you know, people interacting with
Speaker 1: each other, just the way women were treating not like
Speaker 1: not only like me, Like people tried to start multiple
Speaker 1: fights with me when I'm just like standing there, wait
Speaker 1: what wait? Conscious bullshit where people are like, you know,
Speaker 1: you turn around and people are like, what the funk
Speaker 1: are you looking at? Like that stuff like that I
Speaker 1: haven't heard since middle school freshman maybe, I mean just
Speaker 1: and it was just so amusing to me because I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously that's something that only like the most insecure person
Speaker 1: in the world would say. And uh And I mean
Speaker 1: that was an instance where I was literally this girl
Speaker 1: kept screaming She's only sixteen, So I turned around to
Speaker 1: make sure that as someone who was sixteen wasn't getting hurt,
Speaker 1: and I didn't. That's what I was looking at. Um,
Speaker 1: And I just looked at the at the girl and
Speaker 1: she was like kind of just a mess. And you
Speaker 1: know how so like wasted. Know, just like you know
Speaker 1: someone who looks uncomfortable, like just dressed not appropriately for
Speaker 1: your you know, weight, and not really attractive and that
Speaker 1: does those things don't matter, but at that age they do.
Speaker 1: And I think a lot of times those kind of
Speaker 1: aesthetic things manifest in anger and in being a bit
Speaker 1: and then trying to be a tough girl and that's
Speaker 1: all And that's not the right way the shield you
Speaker 1: put up. And I feel like a lot of people,
Speaker 1: um will try and either dress or look whatever a
Speaker 1: certain way to get a reaction, and then when they
Speaker 1: get that reaction, they lash out. Yeah, like they I
Speaker 1: kind of want to get mad at people. Yeah. And
Speaker 1: it was so interesting because you know, I'm sitting I'm
Speaker 1: standing there. I'm thirty one, almost going to be thirty two.
Speaker 1: I co host this podcast about sexuality and how we
Speaker 1: encourage to women to be so free and to you know,
Speaker 1: do whatever they want with their bodies. But then again,
Speaker 1: I was looking I was so conflicted because I was
Speaker 1: looking around. Everyone has these like tiny little shirts. Their
Speaker 1: tips are hanging out, which is awesome, and I totally
Speaker 1: love that. But it's like when you're sixteen and you
Speaker 1: have your boobs, you know, it's like you're just doing it,
Speaker 1: so guys pay attention to you. And it was really
Speaker 1: really evident, and I felt so conflicted because I would
Speaker 1: never want how is it? How is it? How was that?
Speaker 1: What made it seem evident that that's why they were
Speaker 1: doing their behavior. I mean just constantly, you know, any
Speaker 1: guy in line trying to talk to him, and that's well,
Speaker 1: nothing even wrong with that, No, no, no, you know
Speaker 1: when like sometimes like you have those friends who will
Speaker 1: have a crush on somebody and when they around the
Speaker 1: person they have a crush on, they act like a
Speaker 1: fucking idiot where you know a lot of yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of there was that, but towards everybody. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: lot of instances of just like talking really loudly, so
Speaker 1: everyone pays attention to me and just like, uh, I'm
Speaker 1: just like being wasted, and like we came in, like
Speaker 1: what are you guys doing it? It's just like, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, maybe that was the rebellious to go away
Speaker 1: from my parents. No, I mean I didn't. These people
Speaker 1: aren't getting away from any of these are people who
Speaker 1: who are they getting away from their parents who brought
Speaker 1: bought them three under all tickets to a lot of blues,
Speaker 1: Like they're doing fine. I mean everyone was white, and
Speaker 1: I was like Jesus Christ, if I was black, I
Speaker 1: would be pro segregation because no one needs to be
Speaker 1: a part of this. That's what literally I thought I had.
Speaker 1: I was like, dear God, Well yeah, sometimes uh no,
Speaker 1: but a quality obviously important. Uh No, I know, but
Speaker 1: sometimes when you were to get when I'm when whenever
Speaker 1: I'm in a place where it's all white people, it's
Speaker 1: obnoxious that I hate it. Well, I mean it was
Speaker 1: kind of like a lesson like if I didn't already
Speaker 1: understand white privilege, and like I'm not even a big
Speaker 1: fan of like talking about white privilege or apologizing for it,
Speaker 1: because I think we should just all be good people,
Speaker 1: uh and and try to be better from here on out,
Speaker 1: like just start now, start today kind of a thing.
Speaker 1: Then you went to Lallapaluza. But yeah, so it's like
Speaker 1: if if you didn't know, if you don't know what
Speaker 1: white privileges, just like go to Lalla lallapaluz and I
Speaker 1: don't know, this is not to everyone it was. This
Speaker 1: was just kind of a broad observation that made me
Speaker 1: really sad because I did see so much. I actually
Speaker 1: made a pace like a list of quotes of just
Speaker 1: like the most crazy things I heard people say to
Speaker 1: one another. And I mean, like just a lot of
Speaker 1: fighting with the friends that they had came with in
Speaker 1: just this way, It's just like this girl was heady.
Speaker 1: This girl was just like she was just like, well,
Speaker 1: stop talking to me. The only time we fight is
Speaker 1: when we talk, and just what the and like a
Speaker 1: lot of bragging about being drunk and smoking cigarettes and
Speaker 1: smoking weed. It's like, yes, I know I do drugs
Speaker 1: and I talk about them. But number one, in my thirties,
Speaker 1: I've lived a lot of life and come came to
Speaker 1: terms of a lot of things to be able to
Speaker 1: do them safely. And I also when I do them,
Speaker 1: my intention is certainly never like it's cool. It's too
Speaker 1: kind of like I it's kind of like to see
Speaker 1: life from a different plane, which is like such a
Speaker 1: psychedelic user thing to say I'm using them, um, And
Speaker 1: I gotta say, like, you know, alcohol has made me,
Speaker 1: at many points in my life behave in questionable ways.
Speaker 1: The drugs that I take never have Uh, They've always
Speaker 1: been you know, just like with one other person in
Speaker 1: a safe space. I mean, you have there's a lot
Speaker 1: more harm you could possibly do, like if you go
Speaker 1: all the way. But um, yeah, So anyway, so I
Speaker 1: took Molly and everything was beautiful. Vision was crisper than
Speaker 1: it ever had before. The breeze felt more beautiful against
Speaker 1: my body than it ever has, you know, so I
Speaker 1: feel all the time. Everything everything sounded gorgeous, you know.
Speaker 1: It's like Tommy and I kicked in and we walked
Speaker 1: into this huge field with the sky the bluest blue
Speaker 1: and Tegan and Sour playing and it was just like
Speaker 1: the perfect kind of music for that feeling. And your
Speaker 1: body feels like it's floating, and we're wearing these crazy
Speaker 1: outfits and there's glitter, and I'm with my best friend
Speaker 1: and we're just kind of like dancing on our toes
Speaker 1: and it was so magical, and it's like it was
Speaker 1: kind of like a movie, like in sound editing, where
Speaker 1: you can hear You didn't just hear all the noise together.
Speaker 1: You could actually hear everyone's separate conversation, which was so cool. Um,
Speaker 1: and I for someone who sees life every day as
Speaker 1: if it is a movie, whether it be positive or negative.
Speaker 1: It was so interesting to have this experience where like
Speaker 1: this drug truly created kind of like cinematic a cinematic experience.
Speaker 1: And I was and so number one, there's I have
Speaker 1: a lot to talk about it for this um And
Speaker 1: so the moll I kicked in when I was in
Speaker 1: this hair tent getting like our hair braided with Tommy
Speaker 1: because we have like these special like bracelets so we
Speaker 1: could get like our hair done for free. Wow, I
Speaker 1: didn't even know. Yeah, that was awesome, and like also
Speaker 1: better bathrooms and I um, I always love traveling with
Speaker 1: Tommy because he's like he's my only friend who I
Speaker 1: can say is like a head turner looks wise. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I have a lot of eye turnheads and he's
Speaker 1: in the room, right. I have a lot of attractive friends.
Speaker 1: But I think there's there's a difference between like attractive
Speaker 1: and then just like you could be an actual model
Speaker 1: and used to be a model. Sometimes I just scare
Speaker 1: Tommy and he catches me. I'm like sorry, and it's
Speaker 1: so funny to me because like to me, like I
Speaker 1: I know he's attractive, but like, that's not the first
Speaker 1: thing I see. He's my best friend. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I see so far beyond that, because people are always
Speaker 1: asking stupid questions like how can you even hang out
Speaker 1: with him? I'm like, he's my as friend. That's like
Speaker 1: saying like, do you want to suck your brother? Like no,
Speaker 1: I don't, um and uh. And the way people treat
Speaker 1: Tommy is it kind of makes me a little bit
Speaker 1: sad um because I kind of I said this to Tommy.
Speaker 1: I was like, Tommy is one of the few people,
Speaker 1: uh in the world that I know who's outside and
Speaker 1: inside are equal in beauty. That's very rare. Um, And
Speaker 1: people like fall over themselves when Tommy is around. And
Speaker 1: it doesn't make me upset at all, like I'm totally
Speaker 1: used to it, but it makes me sad because I
Speaker 1: just kind of think, like, how many people in the
Speaker 1: world on a daily basis are we overlooking because they're
Speaker 1: not like esthetically beautiful. And obviously I was on a
Speaker 1: little bit of drugs, so I was like, this was
Speaker 1: like getting deeper. But I think about a true sentiment
Speaker 1: a lot and it makes me really sad. And that's
Speaker 1: kind of why I hate things like besides it that
Speaker 1: I hate like human interactions. I that's why I hate
Speaker 1: things like Tinder, because there's been so many times when
Speaker 1: I was on the app where I saw, you know,
Speaker 1: comics are real people that I know in real life,
Speaker 1: who are wonderful people who anyone would be really luckily
Speaker 1: lucky to have as a boyfriend. And I see the
Speaker 1: picture and I just know, like, no one is swiping
Speaker 1: a prisoner of a to aesthetics. We are a prisoner
Speaker 1: to that, I feel like as a society of the world. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it and it just and it just made me.
Speaker 1: It made me sad because it's like you're not always
Speaker 1: going to hit the jackpot when going by looks and
Speaker 1: get it Tommy. A Tommy is one in a million,
Speaker 1: you know. Um, So it made me think of that.
Speaker 1: And then also lastly, like I kind of want to
Speaker 1: be like, you know, I want to be the person
Speaker 1: I try. I am trying actively to be the person
Speaker 1: that I was on Molly, And like what I did
Speaker 1: on Molly, Everyone's like, oh your drugs, what are you
Speaker 1: doing crazy things? That what I did on Molly for
Speaker 1: the most of the day was I made two female friends.
Speaker 1: That's what I spent my time at the doing because
Speaker 1: I've been really really because I really hate like getting
Speaker 1: on the microphone and saying all this stuff and then
Speaker 1: not like working on it in my everyday life. So
Speaker 1: like every day I've been really really trying to do
Speaker 1: nice things for women. I know, women, I don't know whatever,
Speaker 1: just women in general. And so yeah, I basically first
Speaker 1: instance was because and there was something about it that
Speaker 1: I was just like thinking. I was like, what do
Speaker 1: I want to do. I'm in such a great mood now,
Speaker 1: like what do I want to do right now with
Speaker 1: all this serotonin? Well, I mean what I really wanted
Speaker 1: to do was just was no, not at all, was
Speaker 1: actually grab every woman I saw by the face and
Speaker 1: tell her that she's beautiful. But then I was like,
Speaker 1: that's going to scare people, so to take it. Wow,
Speaker 1: Molly Karin is mad sweet. So I was like, take
Speaker 1: it down a notch, and how can we make this
Speaker 1: constructive but not scary, because even on drugs, I'm still
Speaker 1: pretty launch right, and that one doesn't I've done it before,
Speaker 1: but that doesn't make you like a drunk or obnoxious
Speaker 1: or anything. You just know, I mean everyone I could
Speaker 1: tell because I kept looking at other people to make
Speaker 1: sure because you can tell from other people's eyes like
Speaker 1: are you being obnoxious or are you being And we
Speaker 1: were just being like weird and silly. People were amused
Speaker 1: by your actions. We weren't annoyed and like we didn't
Speaker 1: we weren't like right up on the concert like annoying
Speaker 1: people who wanted to say. We were in the back
Speaker 1: where you could still hear it, but we're just could
Speaker 1: dance freely. So the first thing I did was, yeah,
Speaker 1: I befriended this girl named Sheridan, who I like, took.
Speaker 1: I have all her contact info. I actually have to
Speaker 1: give it to Stephen because I found out she is
Speaker 1: in this band with her her boyfriend and they can't
Speaker 1: catch a break. And I was like, and I was like,
Speaker 1: what can I do for Sheridan? And I was like, actually,
Speaker 1: I really tend to something. I don't know how big
Speaker 1: it is, but I was like, you know, I have
Speaker 1: this podcast and we could feature your music, and like
Speaker 1: her friend, she was lost for her friends. So Tommy
Speaker 1: and I stayed with her until her friends came back
Speaker 1: and we exchanged info and I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: hit you up, and I am going to hit her
Speaker 1: up um and get music and play on the podcast.
Speaker 1: So that's one thing that I could do. And then
Speaker 1: the other thing was there was this girl Jen at
Speaker 1: the Blank D two concert. He already, um, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I couldn't see her fee because were too close together.
Speaker 1: That's so sweet. Yeah, but she was like kind of
Speaker 1: like a short girl and I kind of like looking
Speaker 1: at her, and she was she was getting bumped a
Speaker 1: lot by everyone, because you know, people are so fucking
Speaker 1: annoying at concerts, and she kept getting jostled and it
Speaker 1: was like bothering me that she wasn't standing up for herself.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you got here early, fucking save your
Speaker 1: space for yourself. And I kind of noticed, and I
Speaker 1: was like, so I started talking to her, and I
Speaker 1: realized that she was there alone, and she just like
Speaker 1: loved Blink one eight two. Um. So I was like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna stand together, we're gonna link our arms and
Speaker 1: we're not gonna let anyone pass us by, and she
Speaker 1: was just like, you're and then like halfway and she
Speaker 1: was like cool, and I was like trying really hard
Speaker 1: not to be weird. And I was like, but when
Speaker 1: you're when you're in your own head you're like, how
Speaker 1: do you be nice but not be like too nice
Speaker 1: for people? We were also in Illinois, so people were
Speaker 1: a little less, you know, suspect because because I'm always
Speaker 1: suspective people, Like the minute I got off the plane,
Speaker 1: I'm like, why being so looking at what are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And so we just like stood next to each other
Speaker 1: and she and halfway through the concert she turned to
Speaker 1: me and she was just like, and no one's pushed
Speaker 1: ahead of me since you were here. And I was like, man,
Speaker 1: don't worry about it. As from the girl from New York, YO,
Speaker 1: And it was great. And I was just checked in
Speaker 1: with her periodically. And then even today, like this girl
Speaker 1: came up to me on the subway and I would
Speaker 1: never like even let anyone address me on the subway,
Speaker 1: but she was doing just because that's never a good
Speaker 1: just for now, who lives in New York has been
Speaker 1: to New York and someone approaches from the state to
Speaker 1: the point where if somebody approaches you down the street,
Speaker 1: you feel robbed of your personal time. And it's and
Speaker 1: I feel that way too. It's never it's gonna end
Speaker 1: in someone asking me for money to join some kind
Speaker 1: of sex trafficking ring. Like it's not good. I mean,
Speaker 1: no one's gonna ask you. They're just gonna put drugs
Speaker 1: in your butt and take it. It's not good. Um.
Speaker 1: And so she was doing this journalism project for her
Speaker 1: class at Columbia University and she just moved here two
Speaker 1: weeks ago, and I spent the entire ride answering questions
Speaker 1: about the subway for her paper, for her life, for no,
Speaker 1: for her paper. Yeah, for her she was writing a
Speaker 1: page our journalism paper on her first project was about
Speaker 1: the subway and what New Yorker thought about the subway?
Speaker 1: Did I want to do it? But like what else? Was?
Speaker 1: What was she do? Learning? What was going to scroll
Speaker 1: through Instagram? For my train ride, I was on a
Speaker 1: fucking train. It was fine. It was like it So
Speaker 1: this is not like just some fucking p s A
Speaker 1: on what a great person I am. I'm just telling
Speaker 1: this because it's like I think they're in this world
Speaker 1: of chaos we find like, you know, what can I do?
Speaker 1: I can't do anything. There's no change I can make.
Speaker 1: I think this is the best change we all can make,
Speaker 1: just like fucking take the time to talk to someone
Speaker 1: or to do something, not even nice for the sake
Speaker 1: of being nice, just like helpful to give a ship
Speaker 1: about somebody else for like a second. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: when you encounter people. The people that stick out in
Speaker 1: my life the most, not in my lifetime, but in
Speaker 1: my day or when people have a mundane job, but
Speaker 1: they have an amazing attitude and looking in the eye
Speaker 1: and they're respectful and they're kind. But that's why I
Speaker 1: like being a kind I mean, it's in my nature,
Speaker 1: I guess. But also I love being kind to people
Speaker 1: because you can tell that they've had a really fucking
Speaker 1: hard day, because most everybody has a really fucking hard
Speaker 1: day all the time because life is hard, and that
Speaker 1: little moment of kindness is really nice. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: mean it's and and to everyone for a percent, but
Speaker 1: I think there's just like a really like a we
Speaker 1: really need the woman on woman, yes, because if women
Speaker 1: were happier, if women, if women, I mean women, at
Speaker 1: least in the United States. We're living in a country
Speaker 1: where our government is you know, yeah, aborigins legal, but
Speaker 1: also they make there's so many hoops you have to
Speaker 1: jump through to get it. And then when you have
Speaker 1: a baby, no one's gonna give you time off to
Speaker 1: take care of your fucking baby and they're gonna fire
Speaker 1: you because you have to go to too many doctors.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's having your own government treat you like
Speaker 1: shit really fucking sucks and um and a lot of
Speaker 1: people can can can relate to that, not only just women,
Speaker 1: but so it's just nice where it's to the point
Speaker 1: where I feel like we're all on edge so much
Speaker 1: with the news and all this ship and family and
Speaker 1: you know, everything, that when someone shows you that kind
Speaker 1: of kindness, it's like, thank you. Well, also it's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just it's I feel like it's kind of I
Speaker 1: needed to say because the younger people listen to this
Speaker 1: podcast and it's like it's it's the girl on Girl
Speaker 1: Hates starts so early, and I think once it's ingrained
Speaker 1: in you, it's very hard to get that out. So
Speaker 1: I guess I think it's nice to meeting. Never have
Speaker 1: it start to begin with yeah, and if you have it,
Speaker 1: get rid of it. Okay, emails, We're gonna read the
Speaker 1: emails quickly. Subject of this email is vagin is SMUs
Speaker 1: is real, not the figment of some male imagination. Hey,
Speaker 1: ladies love the show, etcetera. Etcetera. Hoping to catch you
Speaker 1: in one of your Canadian tour dates in the future.
Speaker 1: I'd like to address some harmful misinformation that I believe
Speaker 1: was shared in the doctor Chris donny Hue episode about vaginismus,
Speaker 1: a condition that he described as an emotional and psychological
Speaker 1: issue and all mental I have struggled with vaginous miss
Speaker 1: for the past ten years, and the reason this has
Speaker 1: gone on so long is because most people and medical
Speaker 1: professionals are unaware that this is a real physical medical issue.
Speaker 1: Over the years, I have seen my family doctor who
Speaker 1: did not understand why there was a problem, a counselor
Speaker 1: slash therapist, a couple of sex therapist with my husband
Speaker 1: who diagnosed vaginous mus and O B G y N
Speaker 1: who did an unnecessary surgery, a couple sex therapists with
Speaker 1: my husband to help us with the emotional and physical
Speaker 1: sides of the problem, a pelvic pelvic floor physiotherapist and
Speaker 1: O B G y N who referred me to a
Speaker 1: colleague who deals with pain issues, and OB G a
Speaker 1: N who has given me three botox injections in the vagina.
Speaker 1: And a counselor slash therapist to help me deal with
Speaker 1: the medical procedures. Throughout this process, I have felt alone, depressed,
Speaker 1: and anxious to varying degrees. I felt that I would
Speaker 1: never be able to have a normal sex life with
Speaker 1: my husband and that we would never have the option
Speaker 1: of pregnancy. Listening to your podcast has given me the
Speaker 1: courage to seek out medical professionals, to explain the situation
Speaker 1: repeatedly and honestly, and to continue to push for answers.
Speaker 1: Finally reached a turning point when I was referred to
Speaker 1: a physiotherapist who specializes in pelvic pain. The relief that
Speaker 1: I felt in finding a professional who believed me, who
Speaker 1: knew what I was talking about, and who is confident
Speaker 1: that it could be treated was incredible. Through physio treatments,
Speaker 1: exercises with wax dilators, and working with an O. B. G.
Speaker 1: Yanna uses botox to decrease the pain, my husband and
Speaker 1: I were able to have intercourse last week for the
Speaker 1: first time in our marriage of seven years. I was
Speaker 1: dismayed to hear Chris Donna Hue describe veginusmus as a
Speaker 1: mental issue for several reasons, primarily because this continues to
Speaker 1: say to women who are struggling with pain that it's
Speaker 1: all in your head. You mentioned that you've received many
Speaker 1: emails about vaginismus, and it breaks my heart that these
Speaker 1: women may have been dissuaded from speaking the proper and
Speaker 1: available treatment because of this episode. This is another example
Speaker 1: of how women's sexual and reproductive health is under researched, undertreated,
Speaker 1: and underfunded. To have a male voice as the only
Speaker 1: person to address vaginismus and to have him offer harmful
Speaker 1: information was terribly disappointing, and it would be wonderful if
Speaker 1: you could remedy this in a future episode by having
Speaker 1: a female doctor who works with vaginism as patients over
Speaker 1: a different offer a different perspective. Thank you for your
Speaker 1: for the important and awesome work you do. UM yeah,
Speaker 1: I we that was the um extra bonus episode of
Speaker 1: the podcast that we did that we made available for everybody.
Speaker 1: And when he said that, I got up, I was like, dah,
Speaker 1: I have I looked many women in the eyes who
Speaker 1: are currently in pain as they spoke to me about
Speaker 1: how they wish they could have intercourse. Broke my fucking
Speaker 1: heart totally. But I and I do I agree, but
Speaker 1: I I have to go back and listen to exactly
Speaker 1: how he framed because I do remember the conversation, but
Speaker 1: the way I interpreted it when he said that was
Speaker 1: not like see, I feel like when when doctors, especially
Speaker 1: to women, say something is mental, that it's kind of
Speaker 1: like triggering to us. Yeah, because it's like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: crazy exactly up exactly because we've been called crazy so
Speaker 1: much throughout our lifetime. So I totally get it, but
Speaker 1: I do not I don't think that's exactly what he meant.
Speaker 1: I think he meant, um, this is something that is
Speaker 1: mental that manifests physically, uh, which I mean I did
Speaker 1: research on it all night, and that's what it seems
Speaker 1: to be. I certainly don't have it. Well what did
Speaker 1: you find? Um? So yeah, I mean I think it's
Speaker 1: more like something like that's it's not something that he
Speaker 1: could help because that's not his area of expertise. So
Speaker 1: I think he I think what he was trying to say,
Speaker 1: this is more something that like another kind of therapist
Speaker 1: would handle more like I don't want to put words
Speaker 1: into his mouth. And I totally and I totally understand
Speaker 1: how that listener interpreted it, but I don't necessarily agree
Speaker 1: with the interpretation of of what Chris said, so, Uh, Basically,
Speaker 1: there's two kinds of vaginismus. There's primary vaginist miss, which
Speaker 1: is people who have this problem from the get go,
Speaker 1: people who can't even use a tampon, can't insert anything.
Speaker 1: And then their secondary vaginismus for people who have been
Speaker 1: having a regular sex life, have not had pain and
Speaker 1: then suddenly get the pain. Uh. And that can be
Speaker 1: caused by many things, most popularly like a traumatic event
Speaker 1: such as rape or sexual assault or childbirth. And so
Speaker 1: we were kind of talking about earlier with like bodily
Speaker 1: mental things manifesting uh in the body, and vaginismus actually
Speaker 1: reminds me a lot of ib S irritable bow syndrome.
Speaker 1: So a member of my family, very close member my family,
Speaker 1: has IBS and it is real. It's not that it's
Speaker 1: not real, but it also is a percent triggered by anxiety. UM.
Speaker 1: And so the anxiety for this person manifests in his stomach,
Speaker 1: whereas what they're saying for this is whatever it is,
Speaker 1: manifests through involuntary pelvic responses. UM. And I watched a
Speaker 1: woman do a YouTube video on it, on this great
Speaker 1: thing called that I found called I Understand dot TV
Speaker 1: female doctor UM and she kind of went through everything
Speaker 1: very sex positive, very progressive, very open minded. I found
Speaker 1: her to be. And basically the step she said in
Speaker 1: treating it for those of you who may be struggling
Speaker 1: with it, or to understand your body. Uh. And this
Speaker 1: is something that is a hundred percent misdiagnosed a lot,
Speaker 1: so like listen to your body. Uh. And then you
Speaker 1: wanted the next step is to go through with a therapist.
Speaker 1: And the emotional problems you might be having your sexual
Speaker 1: history locked or hidden memories are a huge thing that
Speaker 1: could that this could be attributed to um. Even something
Speaker 1: like having a religion that believes women having sex is
Speaker 1: taboo could cause vagin is SMUs. So basically we live
Speaker 1: in a world in a society that could start vagina
Speaker 1: that could create um or like manifested conducive to ye.
Speaker 1: And then and then she a percent right, obviously she's
Speaker 1: you know, healed herself with uh. It being physical, you
Speaker 1: do need to then go to a doctor who is
Speaker 1: going to help you with these involuntary pelvic responses. And
Speaker 1: you have to understand the role of the pelvic muscles
Speaker 1: and how to use them and control them. And then
Speaker 1: they do graduated vaginal insertions, which kind of reminded me
Speaker 1: of what trans women do when they kind of get
Speaker 1: the bottoms right right. Um. And then the last step
Speaker 1: is a penis entry with movement, which could take months, weeks.
Speaker 1: It could take a long time to do this, and
Speaker 1: she she was like kind of describing it like meditation,
Speaker 1: like use techniques, listen to music, um. And then very sistictly,
Speaker 1: she was like, it's like a panic attack in the vagina.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, get that now. It's it's
Speaker 1: very rare. That's why I think doctors just aren't well
Speaker 1: seasoned in it with lady things, lack of research. And
Speaker 1: I found an entire TLC Discovery episode that I've watched
Speaker 1: other episode of TLC Discovery where I found about things
Speaker 1: like harlequinism, which I'm obsessed with, the skin condition where
Speaker 1: you keep feeling um, and they did one on vaginismus.
Speaker 1: I have the link. I'm going to put it in
Speaker 1: the description of the podcast because I think it's like
Speaker 1: if anyone's struggling, it's a thirty minute episode. And I
Speaker 1: think TLC, for a channel that does reality TV, it
Speaker 1: does really good work. Um. So yeah, I thought that
Speaker 1: was interesting, and I totally hear you, and I totally
Speaker 1: hear about both sides, but I just perhaps his tone
Speaker 1: was more dismissive. But I don't think and I hate
Speaker 1: to say, like, oh, it's because he was a man.
Speaker 1: Like he's still a doctor who has spent a long
Speaker 1: time studying sexual stuff. So I don't think it really
Speaker 1: has to do with him being a man. I think
Speaker 1: it just has to do with, like, get a fucking
Speaker 1: second opinion. Doctors are humans too. Um, I mean my
Speaker 1: mom has been misled. My doctor's going uh huh, Nancy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: sure you feel that, and she's like no, but I do,
Speaker 1: and they're like, whatever, here's a bill. Yeah, I get it. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Our guest speaking of vaginas, she has one, but then
Speaker 1: also she has she remember I don't know, she's not
Speaker 1: gonna sack to the baby. She's having a girl. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: she has another vagina in her stomach. Um. This is
Speaker 1: our very dear friend. She's a stand up comedian. She's
Speaker 1: very pregnant and very funny. Please, ladies and gentlemen, welcome
Speaker 1: to the podcast. Christine me Hanberg, child n Black Side,
Speaker 1: Size Ja Jazz saodcast sad Here with pristine me hand.
Speaker 1: Did you get the yes, she is pregnant? Very far
Speaker 1: along are you? I am thirty. I hate this ship.
Speaker 1: Thirty one in thirty one weeks in five days basically
Speaker 1: seven people are really good at keeping track of date
Speaker 1: because you're counting down the sucking days before it's over.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to murder most people right now.
Speaker 1: I very pregnant. You look is how uncomfortable is it?
Speaker 1: It's the most uncomable. So hot outside. You said you
Speaker 1: walked in here, and you said an ambule ambulan ambulance. No,
Speaker 1: not even okay, So the ship show coming in here
Speaker 1: either way, just a ship show. This is a family
Speaker 1: family podcast. Yeah, literally are back. I'll be literally in
Speaker 1: the middle of New York like it's but it's not.
Speaker 1: It's like it's midtown New York. It's like we asked
Speaker 1: you to come to like the crazy Brooklyn. So I
Speaker 1: want to explain how difficult it is to it was
Speaker 1: to transport your body. The body, That's what it is like,
Speaker 1: trying to go up like four or five flights of stairs.
Speaker 1: I like, it's the yeah train, And then the train
Speaker 1: was twenty minutes late. So I'm waiting in the heat
Speaker 1: and the sun. And then does everybody like part way
Speaker 1: like the sea parts when you walk on the train
Speaker 1: and they're like, would you like my seat? Miss? Because
Speaker 1: I try really hard, Karen, isn't paying for a car
Speaker 1: service for you everywhere? Well, we have a car to
Speaker 1: buy a car because yeah, and then you didn't know
Speaker 1: I got half of chicks in me and yeah, so
Speaker 1: that's kind of Jewish. Yeah, and then but so it
Speaker 1: was just trying to get here. I was crossing the
Speaker 1: street and my cab. Then I got a cab from
Speaker 1: the train because the butt h and then an ambulance
Speaker 1: was trying to turn. I didn't see the ambulance was starting,
Speaker 1: but I thought it was going through the light and
Speaker 1: I had the right of way and I have like
Speaker 1: a walking man, which fat bitch can cross the street.
Speaker 1: And then they do and then he almost hit me
Speaker 1: and then he honks that like huge ambulance jump five
Speaker 1: feet in the air. And was like, now I'm in tears.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would have see that is rude. But
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, legally, an ambulance always has the
Speaker 1: right away no matter what. I didn't know he was turning. Okay,
Speaker 1: you see him coming It was basically an ambulance means
Speaker 1: everything else stops, but unnecessary because I'm sure it could
Speaker 1: have been Hong Kong. Unnecessary to scare of this pregnant, right,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't we go into labor now? Now I need
Speaker 1: an ambulance. It's an ambulance. Pool on your face? Exactly
Speaker 1: what is your due date? Um? September fourteen, Harrison's birthday. Yes, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a Harrison, So just pops out of
Speaker 1: your vagina with a deck of card found out last
Speaker 1: week he was the magician dude not. I was talking
Speaker 1: his Instagram and the illusionists. These posters are of these dudes.
Speaker 1: They look so serious and want to spikey here and
Speaker 1: it looks like my ex boyfriend. And he looks like
Speaker 1: he gets so much pussy. Well I doubt that. But um, guys,
Speaker 1: side not checkout Harrison Greenbaum on America's Got Talent. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but he was really upset about his outfit by the way. Okay,
Speaker 1: he tell me so, I said about a lot of things.
Speaker 1: That's that's why you should be glad you're only having
Speaker 1: a half jew half. Well, yeah, all the Jews are
Speaker 1: upset about everything. I've never never sad, Christine, I know,
Speaker 1: and then I've never been more upset until I got
Speaker 1: this pregnantly. She's a she's now Okay, what a complainer? Now,
Speaker 1: I'm not a complaint. Did she kicked you a lot? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She kicked the ship out of me all day. That
Speaker 1: I she breached, which means her heads by your pussy. Well, no,
Speaker 1: breach means she's up by. She was for a little
Speaker 1: while and then but I feel like she's turned. Also,
Speaker 1: my stomach is kind off kilter right now. Just I
Speaker 1: don't know. She went somewhere, she's on my bladder. Wow,
Speaker 1: she punches down? She hit here? Well, yeah, and does
Speaker 1: it feel like like feeling a human being inside of you?
Speaker 1: And she's my vagina or kicks my vagina from the inside.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's daddy's spot. Okay, did you you got
Speaker 1: pregnant on purpose? Yeah, but we didn't try really hard.
Speaker 1: I mean it was I mean, I feel like Aaron
Speaker 1: your husband. Aaron Burg is a very funny comedian, as
Speaker 1: are you, and could impregnate you quickly. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just wait. I get that feeling from him. He
Speaker 1: has Royd's He looks like he's really on Royd's rights.
Speaker 1: Anyone who ros Well, he's got low TEE, which is
Speaker 1: a low test austerida. So this is like he's open
Speaker 1: about it. We're just gonna talk about it. So he's
Speaker 1: got low test austerid. I've not a thyroid issue. So
Speaker 1: we're both on hormone therapy. And we were told that
Speaker 1: we couldn't get pregnant. Really yeah, we were told. Well,
Speaker 1: here it's a fun story. So I went to the
Speaker 1: stand up New York Christmas party this past January, right,
Speaker 1: and as we all do in January, so I crushed
Speaker 1: that party. I'm like the fucking star. I'm punching the
Speaker 1: ground like I'm doing my crazy dance. So I was
Speaker 1: like doing burpies and stuff like dance battling with Derek
Speaker 1: Gaines like I mean, like okay, I'm I'm a hot dancer.
Speaker 1: So it was real awkward. But then after that, I
Speaker 1: decided with like Alex Pavone and Matt Pavich and Chris Scope,
Speaker 1: but we all decided we're going to go to a
Speaker 1: strip club. Oh my god, my strip the one around
Speaker 1: the corner. Yeah, so we go and it was the
Speaker 1: saddest strip club. The girl was on the pole. She
Speaker 1: looked like skinnier than the pole. She was transparent, and
Speaker 1: there was like panties, well, no, her panties were really loose.
Speaker 1: She looked like she was really sad. So and she
Speaker 1: had glass on, which is fine when you're on STA
Speaker 1: but not like I just have I forgot my contacts
Speaker 1: this morning. It mostly was like I just care about
Speaker 1: the smack that I need to get later. Put these
Speaker 1: glasses on. I don't so sorry I experience. So I
Speaker 1: was so sad. We were like, this is so sad.
Speaker 1: We can't stay just this strip strip club. So and
Speaker 1: literally if you went around the corner, you would walk
Speaker 1: into my hat. It's just and I was like I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't go home. And I was like, oh, you
Speaker 1: have to be home, don't go don't come home too
Speaker 1: late because I have to be up early in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, sure, fine, we go to another strip
Speaker 1: club that I forced us all to go to. I
Speaker 1: was like, wait, need to shake this sadness off. So
Speaker 1: this one stropub was like the McDonald's of strip clubs,
Speaker 1: Like it was just it was magical, like it was
Speaker 1: like Disney. It was phenomenal. The girls were amazing that.
Speaker 1: It was just this. It was kind of fantastic. Goodbye.
Speaker 1: I don't know the name of the McDonald dying he
Speaker 1: sold me that's huge stein way in in the story
Speaker 1: on the time. Maybe the Riviera. I don't know, something
Speaker 1: like that, but it looks like a strip club from
Speaker 1: the outside. I was always curious, what was that the club?
Speaker 1: It's a strip club. So we go and pay the
Speaker 1: twenty bucks. I'm very bang. I'm drinking some gin and
Speaker 1: Tonics and having a great time. I don't get help.
Speaker 1: My phone dies because I'm grown up. Uh yeah, four thirty.
Speaker 1: I get home and my husband was kind of man
Speaker 1: because he had to be able eight. They wouldn't speak
Speaker 1: to me for two days. I need to do at
Speaker 1: home that he needed. He was like, first I thought
Speaker 1: you were dead. Okay, I can understand the scar. And
Speaker 1: then he was like, oh you didn't like you could
Speaker 1: have just told me you were going to be Like,
Speaker 1: it's fine. I know you have to hang out. I
Speaker 1: know you gotta go out as a comic and you
Speaker 1: gotta hang outs the thing we do, and it's fine.
Speaker 1: But I had to be up really early and he's
Speaker 1: a light sleeper, so I was you know, he was
Speaker 1: just being a complaining jew. It's just me a jew. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then and then so he wouldn't speak to me
Speaker 1: for two days. And then he went to the doctor
Speaker 1: and they said to him, um, well, so he comes
Speaker 1: back from the doctor and he was still mad at me,
Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, and by the way, children aren't
Speaker 1: on the table right now. What what are you trying
Speaker 1: to hurt me? And he was like the doctor said,
Speaker 1: because of that, I have to go on this, and
Speaker 1: I gotta go off of that. But it's not going
Speaker 1: to happen. I'm not shipping you. The next day, I
Speaker 1: was so angry. I was throwing stuff out of a
Speaker 1: closet and I found a pregnancy test and I was like,
Speaker 1: fuck this, And I took the pregnancy Wait you took
Speaker 1: the prenzy test and you did you think you were pregnant? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know. Like obviously you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: something's weird. No, the genatons were fine. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm well hungover for a day or two. I mean,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like I was boozing like crazy, but I
Speaker 1: had a party and whatever. People drink all the time,
Speaker 1: and when not knowing they're pregnant at the very beginning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I was kind of curious that I thought
Speaker 1: I was pregnant for a lot. What made you think?
Speaker 1: What made you curious? I just was field every day,
Speaker 1: but I was never drinking. It felt like the joy store,
Speaker 1: you know, exhaustion. And then the body He looked at
Speaker 1: the test and he then he just started laughing at
Speaker 1: me because he was like, that happened me? And then
Speaker 1: I started Aaron, right, yeah, and then I'm crying and
Speaker 1: he's laughing at me because I'm crying, and it was
Speaker 1: I was like, what wait did he cry? Like was
Speaker 1: he happy? Yeah? He was happy to just you know,
Speaker 1: you're that's got to be because the craziest thing in
Speaker 1: the world to look at a pregnancy test and go,
Speaker 1: oh wow, but you you wanted you wanted kids like
Speaker 1: eventually yeah. I mean I met him well when we
Speaker 1: were like doing God, when we were in ship basements
Speaker 1: years and years ago. I was talking about how I
Speaker 1: wanted I remember you telling me when you started dating Aaron,
Speaker 1: like on the DL he whispered it in my ear
Speaker 1: outside the baby I want to I did, and he
Speaker 1: wouldn't get feel like us it does it kind of
Speaker 1: curves the right like it has like an arm with
Speaker 1: muscles on it. Anyway, and then the first time we
Speaker 1: hooked up, he was like, so, how is it, like
Speaker 1: he asked me my dog. I was like everything, Like
Speaker 1: what's the everything part? But we didn't have sex right away.
Speaker 1: That's the thing, like we he he said he wanted
Speaker 1: to do it the right way, and I felt cool,
Speaker 1: like the right way was that because I was kind
Speaker 1: I was really into him, but I didn't want well,
Speaker 1: like we talked about, I was like, don't tell any
Speaker 1: but I don't know. I'm really I'm into him, but
Speaker 1: I want to say her yeah, like it's weird being
Speaker 1: a comic, and you know, for me, I didn't want
Speaker 1: to be that girl that I don't want to be,
Speaker 1: like the younger comic that was dating the more established comic.
Speaker 1: And then I felt like there's a weird dynamic we've
Speaker 1: all seen, like, you know, a seller comic with like
Speaker 1: an eighteen year old girls that I'm sound funny, but
Speaker 1: you know then you know she's trying. She I was
Speaker 1: that girl. I was. I get it. And then like
Speaker 1: Carly act Bolino and she remember back in the day,
Speaker 1: years ago, where it was like she had five minutes
Speaker 1: and she was doing open mics and then she and
Speaker 1: then it just it popped real fast and she had
Speaker 1: to sustain it and look at it. I mean, that's great,
Speaker 1: but I didn't want to be that no name Reggy
Speaker 1: Dick and then still just like kind of stay in
Speaker 1: that spot and be judge. I mean, we all judge ourselves,
Speaker 1: but I was afraid of that judgment as as silly
Speaker 1: as that. Maybe I just didn't want that, and so
Speaker 1: I kind of was really careful about it, didn't tell
Speaker 1: a lot of people, and we really did it slow.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and then he walked me home one time,
Speaker 1: and and then no, three months later he wouldn't dong me.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't dong you. Why not? So okay? When women
Speaker 1: whenever I was talking about this with a girlfriend, whenever
Speaker 1: women get denied sex like straight women, I don't know
Speaker 1: how it is for lesbians, but like I get so pissed.
Speaker 1: It was because he said, well, he was also going
Speaker 1: through a big change and he had like made quit drinking,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I just kind of want to
Speaker 1: go slow with you. He said, I think about you
Speaker 1: all the time, and I really like you. And I
Speaker 1: don't want to funk this up. I kind of just wanna.
Speaker 1: I want to. He was like, I could take you
Speaker 1: home tonight, that this one night down in the village,
Speaker 1: I could take you home and we could do stuff
Speaker 1: and that could be cool and whatever and fine, and
Speaker 1: we could funk. But what if we don't? What if
Speaker 1: we what if we go slow and see what happens
Speaker 1: that way? And I was like, that's ever done that ever?
Speaker 1: That's a nice plan. And then you're married and now
Speaker 1: you got his baby is spawn and me when when
Speaker 1: was the devil carn and my child? How often do
Speaker 1: you have sex when pregnant? Oh? It's disgusting why people
Speaker 1: don't understand this because it's not First of all, it's
Speaker 1: just like you're big, like you know when you know
Speaker 1: when I'm so big, when you're not big, Like it's
Speaker 1: just feeling well what I feel bloated. I'm like, imagine
Speaker 1: that a four steak dinner with like I say, I
Speaker 1: would't even want to fud after like las Nania never
Speaker 1: mind like having a baby child and fetis my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it's like in your gas like I did.
Speaker 1: But now it's like away, like what the like what
Speaker 1: are the physical effects. Obviously, your stomach gets bigger because
Speaker 1: you got a baby in it, swell, bubble guts. It
Speaker 1: feels like, you know, when you're about to share your pants.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Yes, that that's what it feels like
Speaker 1: all the time. It feels like you're going to shoot
Speaker 1: your pants. That like like yeah, like that's that happens
Speaker 1: kind of low and depends on where it depends on
Speaker 1: where you are, I guess, like in the beginning, I
Speaker 1: was just sick. I was sick for six months. I'm
Speaker 1: nauseous all the time, and I never I would pray
Speaker 1: for puke and yeah, and you couldn't get out and
Speaker 1: oh my god. I think it's kind of like also
Speaker 1: a little bit of a game of Russian roulette, because
Speaker 1: some people have just really easy pregnancies and some people
Speaker 1: hate those. Really, I'm going to say, I bet, I bet.
Speaker 1: If I didn't have an easy pregnancy, I would hate
Speaker 1: everyone he did when I feel like women though, and
Speaker 1: my mother was this was the kind of person. I
Speaker 1: love my pregnancy, but God gave her a really shitty
Speaker 1: situation and then gave her easy pregnancies. Like my father
Speaker 1: left my mom she was eight months pregnant with my
Speaker 1: brother and my youngest brother and she so she had
Speaker 1: like two toddlers. We just talked last week. He just
Speaker 1: I was pregnant, so daddy issues, you know. I mean
Speaker 1: we're pretty typical. Uh and uh so yeah, so I
Speaker 1: feel like they got well God or whatever. But I
Speaker 1: feel like the universe only gives you so much, like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a really great baby, I hope, because
Speaker 1: I had a terrible, shitty pregnancy, whereas like my mom
Speaker 1: had was having a really shitty time and had three
Speaker 1: super easy pregnancies. You know, maybe, I mean, I could
Speaker 1: be making it all up, But do you have an
Speaker 1: idea of how you want to give birth, your birth plan,
Speaker 1: what's your birth you can have? Which I did talk
Speaker 1: to a duelat and I think those duels and I've
Speaker 1: talked to nurses about it too, where the nurse, like
Speaker 1: labor and delivery nurse said to me, a duel is
Speaker 1: nice until you're real in real labor, like they're fine.
Speaker 1: But then if you're in the hospital, you've got your
Speaker 1: own nurse, you've got your husband, you've got whoever else
Speaker 1: you probably want everyone else to funk off, right. She's
Speaker 1: like they just kind of get in the way, which is,
Speaker 1: you know, it's nice to have somebody supporting you, but
Speaker 1: you don't mean in law. I can't think of anything
Speaker 1: worse than having some chick I didn't know fucking holding
Speaker 1: my hand with Christine just like a lot of positive energy,
Speaker 1: gonna dangle of crystal over my like violent vagina. I
Speaker 1: don't think you would probably like punch her in the
Speaker 1: face and color. I'm like, god, do you know me?
Speaker 1: So well? We were rushed to the hospital like what
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago, and so this sex speaking
Speaker 1: of sex during pregnancy, so we were like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it. Does he like bucking you while you're pregnant?
Speaker 1: You'd have to ask. I think he's just a good man.
Speaker 1: I think he's a good you know. I think it's
Speaker 1: I would think I was telling you that Stephen thinks
Speaker 1: pregnant women are very attractive, Like he's attracted, like he
Speaker 1: like there's pregnant porn on the internet and he's it's
Speaker 1: definitely like a fetish. That makes me. There's two conards
Speaker 1: that I have met that are really into pregnant porn,
Speaker 1: and it's just well, tell me later. I don't want
Speaker 1: to out him, not that that's a bad thing. It's
Speaker 1: not thanks, which makes a lot of sense. And another
Speaker 1: probably not the good one, ran Ryan to call us.
Speaker 1: It's really think he loves me pregnant. I'm like, pregnant
Speaker 1: women are magical because it's just crazy that you're baking
Speaker 1: a person in there. That is weird and so there
Speaker 1: is something like mysterious and yeah, but when you and
Speaker 1: Aaron have sex, he will you say the pregnancy pillow
Speaker 1: like it's it looks like the looks like Washington Square
Speaker 1: Park that um oh yeah, yeah, and that's what that's
Speaker 1: behind you we put pillow. It's so fucking girls, and
Speaker 1: then like you wrap your legs around it. He can't
Speaker 1: be on top of me, but there's a point where
Speaker 1: you can't. You need happened or you just lay next
Speaker 1: to each other. I have done that. I almost broke
Speaker 1: his dong a couple of years ago, like backwards. So
Speaker 1: I don't really get on to girl couch so much work,
Speaker 1: but I was trying, always doing that pose when I
Speaker 1: was one. I'm always offended when people ask for that.
Speaker 1: People ask for that there, sir, you have to be
Speaker 1: on a couch to do that, Like you know what
Speaker 1: when I did for the first time. It's offensive because
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, you don't want to see my face.
Speaker 1: But wait, so how are you? Sometimes people ask people
Speaker 1: ask for butt stuff a lot with me, so you
Speaker 1: can see your ass like much better when you're doing
Speaker 1: reverse cowgar. Okay, yeah, but dog what about doggies? Like
Speaker 1: that's yeah, it depends on how someone's dick is. Sometimes
Speaker 1: doggy style can hurt if your dick is too big. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why we don't, you know. I mean, also, well,
Speaker 1: the curve, the curve, it's weird. So I wasn't quite
Speaker 1: aware about the curve, like how the curve needs to work.
Speaker 1: So I heard him one time, and then we haven't.
Speaker 1: It's mostly maybe I'm just lazy. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is. So he does a lot of the work,
Speaker 1: which is how did you rush the yard? So we
Speaker 1: so the doctor says to me, we have to try
Speaker 1: to turn the baby. Here's a couple of ways to
Speaker 1: do it. Do yoga. I started to do headstands and
Speaker 1: have sex and she goes hips up, chest down, and
Speaker 1: I was did you just tell me? Did you just
Speaker 1: tell me face down, ass up? Because basically that is
Speaker 1: very convenient so we tried it and and and he
Speaker 1: was like, I don't feel like this is pregnant sex
Speaker 1: because we're like he can't and like I felt that
Speaker 1: he felt like it was gone for a minute. And
Speaker 1: for him, what was kind of nice because it wasn't
Speaker 1: in the way and and you're staring at your kid.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's your skin. But still there's a bit
Speaker 1: like I can't tell him that she kicks after sex,
Speaker 1: which she does because I don't want to daddy. So yes,
Speaker 1: it's a mixture between gross and also kind of nice,
Speaker 1: like she high fiving Daddy's dong, Like that's a little gross.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so he was like, oh, this is lots
Speaker 1: of fun. We're having a good you know, we're having
Speaker 1: a good time. And it was great. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm going to do this, and so
Speaker 1: I climbed on top I was, and I was, and
Speaker 1: I was like I'm gonna do this, and I and
Speaker 1: and it was great. It was awesome, but I had
Speaker 1: run out of toilet paper. But we have a biday
Speaker 1: because he's a Jew, and you have a day in
Speaker 1: your part of day. But it's like an attached clashing,
Speaker 1: like you attached the biday to the toilet. So I
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom, went out to the paper and
Speaker 1: rinse and wash and everything and everything's fine, right, Well,
Speaker 1: yeah you wash, there's like a front on the back.
Speaker 1: Oh jet you really need. I can't go to the
Speaker 1: bathroom anyway else anymore. You don't I use them any time,
Speaker 1: like I used the one. I had one in my
Speaker 1: every tail in London. I don't like you can squirt
Speaker 1: water up your batch clean. I really hate when I
Speaker 1: really when there are at other people's houses though, because
Speaker 1: I have this thing about like splashback and then I'm
Speaker 1: just like what if they're like matter has splashed or
Speaker 1: when it rinsed off and now it's like shooting into
Speaker 1: my But maybe if I had my own bidet. But
Speaker 1: I have like just like a lot of wipes and stuff,
Speaker 1: a lot of wet white uh you know, like a
Speaker 1: dry wipe, wet wipe. I do like wash, I do
Speaker 1: like soap. But I don't have you guys really clean
Speaker 1: up down No, I don't know. I'm really I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not not dirty. I just don't do
Speaker 1: any of that psycho about like cleanliness. I am now
Speaker 1: because I now, I mean the specially you're vagina different
Speaker 1: when you're pregnant, probably have probably have to give birth
Speaker 1: after after it is an extra stitch to keep my husband,
Speaker 1: do they ask you? Is that? Can I check a
Speaker 1: box if you want to keep your right? I think
Speaker 1: Big J told Aaron not to watch the baby come
Speaker 1: out if he wants to keep my marriage. Like I
Speaker 1: was like wow, he was like, oh see, that's funked
Speaker 1: up though, because because you did this to me, right.
Speaker 1: But I've also heard that story so many times about
Speaker 1: how like you'll never see your wife in the same way.
Speaker 1: But sometimes it's like I would. It's almost like it's
Speaker 1: almost like more precious. Yeah, because that's I don't. That's
Speaker 1: also insane to see a human being come out of
Speaker 1: a person. I can't look at my own vagina. I
Speaker 1: can't really, I don't want to stay. I think I've
Speaker 1: looked at it with a mirror maybe five times. I don't.
Speaker 1: It's it's there, it's fine. I've got a good relationship
Speaker 1: with her, but I don't to look at it. I
Speaker 1: at it all the time, like girl, you cute. But
Speaker 1: I gotta say one time I did as a child,
Speaker 1: I accidentally I was like, well, I love looking through
Speaker 1: photo albums because I think I just love photo was
Speaker 1: going and I was at my aunt's house and in
Speaker 1: the back of a photo album that she had out.
Speaker 1: I wasn't prying, like spying on anything. She fucking had
Speaker 1: her like birth, pictures of her entire birth, including likening
Speaker 1: her yea crowning all. And I mean once I started looking,
Speaker 1: I mean I quickly stopped, but I had couldn't unsee
Speaker 1: what I had seen. I saw that when I was six.
Speaker 1: From my sides, I was pretty odd. Six I saw that,
Speaker 1: but like I like, I was like fascinated by it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I never told anybody that before. I found this book
Speaker 1: that Bodies Ourselves, and it shows there. It shows the
Speaker 1: whole process and then the baby come and then the
Speaker 1: head and I was like, I would rather not know
Speaker 1: and just do it. You never saw that video in school,
Speaker 1: showed everyone that video. She didn't with the video, I
Speaker 1: don't but see it was a close up and I
Speaker 1: couldn't tell that it was a baby coming out of
Speaker 1: a vagina, so I didn't know what it was. And
Speaker 1: then it was just his black hair immersing from like
Speaker 1: a curtains or I don't it's sucked up because in school.
Speaker 1: They're basically using it as a scare tax. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: don't say that's what they're doing, but because no one
Speaker 1: watches that movie. And I feel like minding story and
Speaker 1: what I do on stage is a scare tact to
Speaker 1: tell girls not fun. But I mean, why you honestly
Speaker 1: feel that way, Like you're not making up that you're
Speaker 1: misrnry currently pregnant when you're doing the things. So it's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to her. Obviously she was just talking
Speaker 1: about what are the what's your get to the story?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh the you went in the biday. So
Speaker 1: I go to the bed, I go to bed, wake
Speaker 1: up in the morning, used the day again, go to yoga,
Speaker 1: walked for an hour and a half with a friend
Speaker 1: of mine with like the dogs. Go to yoga and
Speaker 1: I'm in yoga. Oh something's weird and I go, why
Speaker 1: am I was spotting? That's not good? And I then
Speaker 1: went home talked to the doctor. She said, if it
Speaker 1: doesn't get better, or if it if it continues until
Speaker 1: the morning, or if you feel something different, go to
Speaker 1: labor and delivery. So we went to two different hospitals.
Speaker 1: We went to Mount Signa and then we then they
Speaker 1: like let us go, which is mount sign as a
Speaker 1: ship show. Uh, And then we went out to where
Speaker 1: I'm going to deliver at L I J and they
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, that's from his penis, so it really
Speaker 1: kind yeah yeah, it like kind of it didn't put
Speaker 1: me to labor, but because it's so sensitive down there,
Speaker 1: like oh oh, so it's like it from the way
Speaker 1: thing in the lining of your vagina, because I mean
Speaker 1: it's really sensitive. And they say, like it like the
Speaker 1: lining of everything kind of gets like we're fragile. Sure,
Speaker 1: we did different things than we normally do, which kind
Speaker 1: of probably changed it a little bit. Well, that makes
Speaker 1: sense because like during menstrual cycle you're the tear, there's
Speaker 1: actually more room for like tears and stuff like. So
Speaker 1: that's why I like, yeah, you have less chance of
Speaker 1: getting pregnant, but you have higher chance of getting s
Speaker 1: t I S if you're fucking during menstruation. So it's
Speaker 1: probably something kind of like similar. So it's fine, I'm fine,
Speaker 1: But to see a lot of so scared, I mean,
Speaker 1: just for Aaron, like so scared to go into the
Speaker 1: bathroom going oh my god, what is this? And then
Speaker 1: he was like he was I will say this though,
Speaker 1: even as much as he complains, and now he's kind
Speaker 1: of neurotic and everything. When when push came to shove,
Speaker 1: he was really calm until we were in the hospital
Speaker 1: and you could hear the baby's heartbeat and like it
Speaker 1: was on kind of a speaker. Then he then he
Speaker 1: started like he cried and he was like, Okay, but
Speaker 1: you know, I mean it's a terrifying things not anywhere
Speaker 1: near I'm not ready to get that's not big enough. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she needs to get fatter. Yeah, I mean I have
Speaker 1: a joke where I say, like I kind of want
Speaker 1: I wanted to be a little grey me. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to keep my badge and I would imagine easier birth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to seek ahead, but I want
Speaker 1: to Like, I guess she's five pounds and good, that's safe.
Speaker 1: I don't want to twelve pound baby. What if you
Speaker 1: had to have you thought about just in your head,
Speaker 1: like if you had to get a cesarean. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because my nephews mother, Uh, I wanted to give birth
Speaker 1: agually and in the last minute she just was in
Speaker 1: labor forever and they're like I gotta do and she
Speaker 1: was so bummed. I just wanted to be Okay, that's
Speaker 1: where I am. I'm kind of like, look, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go through the labor. I'm gonna try to do it
Speaker 1: the way that whatever I need to do. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: you have no idea're gonna get it up a dur old,
Speaker 1: you know, or guess what do you what you have
Speaker 1: to think about beforehand and then what you just have
Speaker 1: to make the decision in the moment. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the steps are. I'm pretty moment to moment. I
Speaker 1: think like, if you have this plan something that you
Speaker 1: that's like it's probably probably gonna suck it up. Then
Speaker 1: if you have this crazy plan, right, you go if
Speaker 1: you say to yourself, I'm gonna go live in the
Speaker 1: hoar uh right, and I'm going to plan how I'm
Speaker 1: going to live there. You have never been there. You
Speaker 1: can look at pictures of it, you can hear stories,
Speaker 1: but you don't know. And you're like, you don't know
Speaker 1: if you get there and to make sure that I
Speaker 1: bring my my diamonds, Like what are you talking about? Right?
Speaker 1: So like I feel like that's the same. It's the
Speaker 1: same with everything, Like in life, you just kind of
Speaker 1: have to pardon me, like go step. Also, you just
Speaker 1: burn randomly, um in mid conversation, in a stranger's face,
Speaker 1: burb in everybody's mouth. So I feel like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: see how the pain is. I mean, I used to
Speaker 1: be a gymnast, and I feel like I've done a
Speaker 1: lot of kegels and I don't freaking I don't want
Speaker 1: to have a natural birth necessarily, but I want to
Speaker 1: see how it goes. Yeah, yeah, and then like if
Speaker 1: she's not coming out, then and I have to do
Speaker 1: a C section. And I was wondering. I was actually
Speaker 1: wondering when of the first C section was performed, because
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that seems like were they just
Speaker 1: like cutting bitches open in days of year? But they
Speaker 1: were because I googled it. What you're talking and says.
Speaker 1: Perhaps the first written record we have of a mother
Speaker 1: and baby survived while surviving a ces arean section comes
Speaker 1: from Switzerland in fift hundred. Of course, the Swiss, when
Speaker 1: a guy performed the operation on his own wife after
Speaker 1: several days in labor and helped from thirteen midwives. The
Speaker 1: woman was unable to deliver that her baby. But that's crazy,
Speaker 1: it's crazy. So he's just like he's like, well we're
Speaker 1: cutting this bitch out. Well now the scar is like
Speaker 1: it's not tiny, so but the just the recovery time
Speaker 1: is different. You just you're a little bit more sensitive, um,
Speaker 1: you know, and it's like fun to feel the baby
Speaker 1: come out. Apparently, well they said, and then somebody said
Speaker 1: to me. It was another comic, Daniel Toronto, who said
Speaker 1: that it depends on the woman. That some women if
Speaker 1: you get a lot of facts about pregnancy from men,
Speaker 1: Christie's pregnancy, please somebody said that it's it can be
Speaker 1: like an orgast like it's it is a relief to push.
Speaker 1: It's see that would freak me out though if I
Speaker 1: was having a baby like my child and then like
Speaker 1: was also like aroused by like them sliding out. But
Speaker 1: is it an arousal orgasm though it's it's probably just
Speaker 1: like an orgasm is an orgasm. We know because your
Speaker 1: orgasms when you're pregnant. I've been talking about it a lot.
Speaker 1: What the orgasm is better when you're pregnant, and it's like,
Speaker 1: it's scary the sounds that come out of I've never
Speaker 1: in all of my life. It's like I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: how they're different? Maybe that's why you, like pregnant maybe
Speaker 1: become so long. And it's so the orgasm is longer.
Speaker 1: It's long, and it's how much and it's more just
Speaker 1: that I don't know, I can't it's not like what.
Speaker 1: It's more like it's gonna it's like what it's for
Speaker 1: fucking like five minutes. But that is I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it is. I've heard from a lot of
Speaker 1: women that it is. But god damn, afterwards, after you
Speaker 1: have this really intense, crazy orgasm, like imagine your G
Speaker 1: spot orgasm that you've had before, right, had one of those.
Speaker 1: I've only had like twice one a handful time, couple time.
Speaker 1: Um like it was non harrising green bomb. And so
Speaker 1: afterwards though, like you have to multiply that G spot
Speaker 1: orgasm by like like a hundred and it's not but
Speaker 1: it's not the same. It's a very different level of
Speaker 1: an orgasm what I used to, like in the beginning,
Speaker 1: I had these really intense ones, and afterwards I would
Speaker 1: have the most excruciating migraine headache for ten minutes. I
Speaker 1: couldn't open my eyes, I couldn't breathe, I had to
Speaker 1: lay down, he had to get me water get like
Speaker 1: a cold compress on my head because it was so
Speaker 1: intense and the and I did research about it and
Speaker 1: women have experienced this, but it might be like from
Speaker 1: blood rushing to different places, and you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's so weird because migraines that I suffer from, migraines
Speaker 1: is normally and orgasm is actually one of the things
Speaker 1: to help relieve a migraine and so funny to me
Speaker 1: because I'm like, I can't even like I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: all well and good, but like, I can't even think
Speaker 1: of having sex if I have a migraine. I guess
Speaker 1: I can think. I guess I could try to masturbate
Speaker 1: if I certainly not have sex, though yeah, I would
Speaker 1: make anybody like a hangover and hang over just like time,
Speaker 1: that's what. But I think orgasm is just released and
Speaker 1: then with all this going on, maybe, but you know
Speaker 1: when women like when I've had a u T I,
Speaker 1: I've had orgasms, and I'm like, damn, it's different when
Speaker 1: I have when I have my period and I have
Speaker 1: a tampon in and I use a vibrator on my clip,
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the funk? So I mean the more
Speaker 1: that's going on. I guess it's always minutes like a
Speaker 1: long one long that time like I want. At one
Speaker 1: point I was like, right, because like orgasms for you,
Speaker 1: I don't know for you, but they don't mean I
Speaker 1: don't really maybe my mind, I never really have a
Speaker 1: minute that's really last minute. It is a long time.
Speaker 1: I mean an orgasm was like fifteen yeah, mine do
Speaker 1: what the fun Chris? Wait? Wait, you really do know?
Speaker 1: I think wait a minute from like a minute a
Speaker 1: long time like escalation, mean from when you feel it's starting,
Speaker 1: Like I could see that, like I know when it's
Speaker 1: coming and it feels good, but it doesn't feel as
Speaker 1: good as the peak that it's about to reach. There
Speaker 1: it's only since you started talking about it, by the way,
Speaker 1: so let's let's let like a minute is so long,
Speaker 1: so if we start now now right, I'm like humming,
Speaker 1: But it's like still I remember it's still got this
Speaker 1: is what the one pregnant. When you think it would
Speaker 1: end the time five seconds, still, I would still say
Speaker 1: it would still be you're still calling maybe maybe like
Speaker 1: now three seconds? All right, So you're just not good
Speaker 1: at time. I'm not gonna time. It's fine to say,
Speaker 1: for a very short it's escalation to like full on,
Speaker 1: we must fault you. I feel like I would never
Speaker 1: talk to you. I would hold a knife up to
Speaker 1: you and be like, how do you get that? M
Speaker 1: get no? Really that that was like I would say,
Speaker 1: that would be like the peak of it, okay, to
Speaker 1: get there, I mean, because it's sometimes it takes a
Speaker 1: really long time to get there. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, So this is a this is the
Speaker 1: thing about about sex when when you're married, or when
Speaker 1: you're pregnant and all that, like, and I think it
Speaker 1: would be good people to ask, like, we don't know,
Speaker 1: I have no idea. We'll give her on this answer.
Speaker 1: Do you have sex to get to get to the
Speaker 1: orgasm or do you have sex to experience? Really corny?
Speaker 1: I have sex many experience to bond with my part.
Speaker 1: That's so that's that's sex to you. Yeah, yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: Well also my favorite part about it, I do also
Speaker 1: have an orgasm. But for me, I like if I
Speaker 1: don't have sex with him for a couple of days
Speaker 1: or like we're fighting, we're fighting so hard, the orgasm
Speaker 1: with like my boyfriend or like just a person is
Speaker 1: better than the orgasm I can give myself because I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's just like I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: just more sex. And when you're married, it's like we
Speaker 1: really need to do like we need to do. But
Speaker 1: how long have you guys been together? Total? Three years? Okay? Half? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's long. It's not like yeah, and I really do
Speaker 1: I enjoy sex with him, but it's also like once
Speaker 1: you have been want somebody for a long time, and
Speaker 1: then if you're married, and there's a lot of there's
Speaker 1: a lot of issues that come about when you're married.
Speaker 1: Really like what I've always wondered that because I've been
Speaker 1: together with with my partner for six years and sharing
Speaker 1: you're sharing all of your fine, I mean it's a
Speaker 1: lot of money stuff, but you have to I mean
Speaker 1: my parents to this day, I mean been married for
Speaker 1: how old am I like they've been for like thirty
Speaker 1: three years? And I mean there is a joint fund,
Speaker 1: but I think they also have separate things. But it's
Speaker 1: bills and stuff, like I guess, like and we're both busy,
Speaker 1: and it's the business and this and that and the
Speaker 1: other thing, stresses and stuff and so a lot of
Speaker 1: times when you get really busy and you're both busy,
Speaker 1: like sometimes you have to. Like I said to him
Speaker 1: the other day, I was like, can we just kind
Speaker 1: of stop and look at each other for a little while, yeah,
Speaker 1: because that's it's important, only each other's hands and make
Speaker 1: out on the couch. Do you want to make out?
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, well, low tea and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. But I was like, it's not about sex
Speaker 1: or like, yeah, not about the dick and the vad.
Speaker 1: It's about like just exactly like that's important and if
Speaker 1: you don't have that, then you're you know, it's a struggle.
Speaker 1: I think, Oh yeah, because why would you want to
Speaker 1: be with a person that you don't like? Your always
Speaker 1: say you gotta flirt with each other, Like I always
Speaker 1: like flirt with Stephen always. We always we fight each other,
Speaker 1: that's what we we don't we fight each other, but
Speaker 1: we do both punch him in the face, just kidding.
Speaker 1: But intimacy is a it's it's a weird thing where
Speaker 1: like sometimes when you're married, just like sometimes I just
Speaker 1: want to him to like it, just want yeah, like
Speaker 1: just get it out of the way. When you have
Speaker 1: a sexual partner like that, when you have like a
Speaker 1: long term partner. It's kind of I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: even know if you have to negotiate this outwardly, but like,
Speaker 1: sometimes sex is like making love, and then sometimes it's
Speaker 1: like I want to treat you like an object and
Speaker 1: the ship at that's fun too, right. I think he
Speaker 1: enjoys sex with me because my tits are like seventeen
Speaker 1: times bigger than they used to be. Did they hurt?
Speaker 1: They did in the beginning. They don't know anymore now
Speaker 1: they're not. They're just they do. They leak every every
Speaker 1: rom com about a woman's pregnants, Like, oops, I'm in
Speaker 1: class and my kids are linking. I've lacktated since I
Speaker 1: was fourteen. Everybody, Yeah, I'm sorry. Let's for one, you've
Speaker 1: never lacked dated, you've lacked dated? Yeah, I can make
Speaker 1: it happen. What I mean, like spontaneously? Yeah, I mean no, no, no,
Speaker 1: like I mean if you're like it's also not like
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes there's something like it's not a thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, it's not always normal if you're lacked dating.
Speaker 1: But I have like once or twice in my lifetime.
Speaker 1: How what happens when you do that? You can like
Speaker 1: press something when it comes out of your kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am learning women, all different kinds of women. Why
Speaker 1: America on everything? Well, I mean it's just because it
Speaker 1: just never happened to you. So I mean like, that's
Speaker 1: that's the only reason I learned that you could lactate
Speaker 1: if you're not pregnant. Were you alarmed? No, because it's
Speaker 1: like you know, boobs sometimes make milk, And I was
Speaker 1: just like, no, cool, I wasn't alarmed that. I thought
Speaker 1: that was cool. I did too, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess, like if this happens to everybody, all right,
Speaker 1: I didn't talk about it. I didn't tell anybody. I
Speaker 1: think a couple of years ago, no one does. That's
Speaker 1: why I don't didn't know what happen. Well, you usually
Speaker 1: just slip things up on the internet to make sure
Speaker 1: I'm not dying, and then and then if it's not,
Speaker 1: I'm not dying, it's it's unless it comes up. No
Speaker 1: need to. I didn't need to like text everyone about it. Now.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even ask my sister about I don't think
Speaker 1: I asked my SI. Well, my sister and I have
Speaker 1: like I would sister, I could ask her. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: ask my mom I love my brother though, but I'm
Speaker 1: not going to text him about lactating. No, Chris, I
Speaker 1: bet your bird friend last night. I never met him.
Speaker 1: Oh you never met him? Never met him because I
Speaker 1: said something, I don't want to be on guys we
Speaker 1: fun and he and you should have seen his little
Speaker 1: ears perk up. He literally like his whole body jolt. James.
Speaker 1: I think he thought that I was gonna say some
Speaker 1: dark ship or something. And he turned around and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah. He was like, you're gonna be on
Speaker 1: the like yeah, and he goes, oh, well that I have.
Speaker 1: I'm really connected to that show. And I was not sorry,
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And she ended up and then they
Speaker 1: told me a whole bunch of stuff. We bonded last night.
Speaker 1: I'm glad. Yeah, you told me he ran into you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. That was the first time though, the
Speaker 1: first time ever. Weird, isn't that I think you see
Speaker 1: everybody and that you know I know, I know, Well
Speaker 1: I didn't. He's a comedian, But that's not how I
Speaker 1: met him. Isn't that crazy? But a friend? He was
Speaker 1: my cost Farrell's roommate. Oh well, through a comic Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was through a comic. But it was like I
Speaker 1: literally was met him in Mike's living room. That was convenient. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the way he took he was going to ask
Speaker 1: you to do something last night. Yeah, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: about it off here because it didn't happen. It didn't
Speaker 1: happen yet. Um, it didn't work. So but I watched
Speaker 1: documentaries about it. Very sexual. I don't want to ruin it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin it for the listeners because
Speaker 1: it's going to happen. I just there was a malfunction
Speaker 1: last night. Malfunction. It's not sexual, it's not sex. But yeah,
Speaker 1: we we chatted and it was a good time. Nice. Yeah. Um. Well,
Speaker 1: and then there's also because I was really excited to
Speaker 1: come here because there's been ship. I've been very stressed
Speaker 1: about about my life. Well, your job, let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: Because America suck it. People who suck it. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: way that we treat pregnant women and pregnancy and newborn
Speaker 1: children and women is just trash. Well, so so I
Speaker 1: would I would consider myself. Uh well, I was an
Speaker 1: extreme feminist. I like knocked doors for sirens because you're anger.
Speaker 1: They can sense your angers. So I knocked towards for
Speaker 1: like Emily's, which was a political action committee that helps
Speaker 1: elect female pro choice Democratic candidates into offer. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I want that's everything I want. Thank you very very much.
Speaker 1: I did that for you. And then I worked for
Speaker 1: a lot of different political groups and I you know,
Speaker 1: and I got out of politics because I thought to
Speaker 1: myself like, oh, I'm not really going to make a
Speaker 1: change that way. I'm going to make a change in
Speaker 1: another way. I'm gonna you can't say the things that
Speaker 1: you want to say when you're in politics. You kind
Speaker 1: of have to tell a party line or you have
Speaker 1: to listen and spout off whatever, you know, what the
Speaker 1: other people are saying. So I was like, exactly, it's hacky.
Speaker 1: It is hacky. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have a voice in my own. And
Speaker 1: it became a comic and doing all these things and whatever.
Speaker 1: And I think like feminism and all this has kind
Speaker 1: of taken a different turn. Things have changed and people
Speaker 1: identify with being a feminist in one way, but they
Speaker 1: don't with and another. So I'm more on like that
Speaker 1: political side and and and you know, equal rights and
Speaker 1: equal pay and all that. Now that said, I was
Speaker 1: I was teaching for a while, and um, I'm so
Speaker 1: I got pregnant. I taught, I was in the same
Speaker 1: place for six years, and I was like a like
Speaker 1: a head kind of person to lead and and they
Speaker 1: depended on me a lot. And I entertained a lot
Speaker 1: of people, and I met a lot of people, um,
Speaker 1: like wealthy people in New York. And I was good
Speaker 1: at my job, really good at my job, and I
Speaker 1: kind of trained other people the whole thing. Um, and
Speaker 1: I felt extremely independent and I was proud of what
Speaker 1: I did. It was affecting children this and not the
Speaker 1: other thing. And then I got pregnant, and uh, other
Speaker 1: women in the company had gotten pregnant, and they had
Speaker 1: moved them around, like if they were they were coaching,
Speaker 1: they would um move them to like desk work or
Speaker 1: administrative stuff or like more of a like a leadership.
Speaker 1: Can we say that I was teaching him next, because
Speaker 1: I was like, otherwise it sounds like you were running
Speaker 1: a child culture had a tumble, Ok, yeah, and then
Speaker 1: like I had really had like bigger not bigger girls,
Speaker 1: but like older girls. So I was lifting girls that
Speaker 1: were you know, your size, our size, you know, And
Speaker 1: one girl was like five inches taller than me, and
Speaker 1: I was helping her back pants. So there's a lot
Speaker 1: of you know, like it was really really yeah, really strong.
Speaker 1: I'm an a lad. You know. I was still tumbling
Speaker 1: right when I got pregnant, part of um and before
Speaker 1: I found out that I was pregning, was still tumbling.
Speaker 1: So uh and I, yeah, I was getting sick, but
Speaker 1: I wasn't like, it doesn't change your entire body. So
Speaker 1: long story short, I find out that I'm a high
Speaker 1: risk pregnancy and um, I'm rh negative which is a
Speaker 1: blood thing. I have Hashimoto's disease, which is a thyroid issue.
Speaker 1: And I'm thirty six, so and white, I don't know,
Speaker 1: and white really hard to get pregnant when you're white. Um,
Speaker 1: that's just some racism for you. But so I got yeah,
Speaker 1: they would. They told me that I was high risk,
Speaker 1: and they I told him what I was doing and
Speaker 1: that I you know that I do live kids, and
Speaker 1: they and the doctor said to me, because of the
Speaker 1: changes in your body and because your high risk. UM,
Speaker 1: there's something called like round ligaments that you get pains
Speaker 1: um that when you're starting to stretch and and things
Speaker 1: are changing, the babies just dating um, you can, you
Speaker 1: can rip that or tear that, um, and you don't
Speaker 1: want to rip or tear your around ligaments because that's
Speaker 1: the thing's going to hold your baby and exactly hold
Speaker 1: the baby up. So and I was lifting these kids,
Speaker 1: and I'd had a couple of these moments where like,
Speaker 1: you know, I lifted a kid, I caught a kid
Speaker 1: off of a beam or something, and it kind of
Speaker 1: and I was in a lot of pain. So I
Speaker 1: stopped heavily spotting the gymnastics and uh and nothing bad
Speaker 1: happened to me. But I did talk to the doctor,
Speaker 1: and the doctor said, don't lift more than pounds. Wrote
Speaker 1: a letter to my employers and said, you know, she's
Speaker 1: just limited physical activity in terms of lifting the kids.
Speaker 1: She can still do whatever. And they asked me if
Speaker 1: I wanted to um, what my options were. I said,
Speaker 1: I'll do whatever. I'll move wherever I'll go, you know,
Speaker 1: I'll do whatever job necessary. I'm fine. And I continued
Speaker 1: to do the job that I had been doing. I
Speaker 1: was doing like seven birthday parties a weekend. I mean,
Speaker 1: like jumping down, throw my body on the ground at
Speaker 1: like you know, we're talking like ten hour days and things.
Speaker 1: So I was fine, It was fine, Um, And then
Speaker 1: I got a letter. When I went on the road
Speaker 1: with my husband for Valentine's Day, I was a month, um,
Speaker 1: maybe a month and a half pregnant and on the
Speaker 1: road for shows. You guys want to vote for shows,
Speaker 1: and so we went to Ottawa in Canada, and um,
Speaker 1: I got an email that said, we have all of
Speaker 1: your classes covered and due to your physical restrictions of
Speaker 1: your high risk pregnancy, we no longer have any available
Speaker 1: positions within the company. That is the most illegal, Like
Speaker 1: they just well and also like they literally just said
Speaker 1: we're firing you because you're pregnant. They didn't even like
Speaker 1: lie about it, because I'm like they can cover it
Speaker 1: up and like pretend that that wasn't the reason and
Speaker 1: that it's not only and then it's probably be harder
Speaker 1: for you to defend yourself. They can say, oh, you're
Speaker 1: on the road a lot because you're a comic, and
Speaker 1: we just don't we want someone who's more committed to
Speaker 1: the job. Like that would have been a lie. That
Speaker 1: would have been also say, like, you know, whatever you're
Speaker 1: saying online or whatever you're saying doesn't really try to exactly.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been called by these people about my
Speaker 1: about my social media you have, but so they could
Speaker 1: have used they them, Yeah, I mean it's kind of okay,
Speaker 1: but nothing that I mean, I wasn't. Um, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I contacted a lawyer and so I happened. Um. And
Speaker 1: and so the firing or the being let go has exacerbated,
Speaker 1: come to find out, has exacerbated the high risk pregnancy,
Speaker 1: which has given me more complications because your stress. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the stress, the financial and a lot of money
Speaker 1: to nothing. Now they said I could probably try to um,
Speaker 1: now I have a lawyer, but like I'm not saying
Speaker 1: the specifics, but they said I could try to claim
Speaker 1: fml A. Now this is what's the company that you
Speaker 1: worked for. Yeah, they said I could try that, but
Speaker 1: that I didn't qualify a federal maternity leave at something
Speaker 1: like that. Um, but that I didn't qualify because I
Speaker 1: didn't have that as many hours as I needed, which
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense. And then the second thing they
Speaker 1: said was that I could try to claim disability as motherfucker.
Speaker 1: So I talk about being like like so offended and
Speaker 1: so disgusted, and I've been we I mean, my life
Speaker 1: has been thrown into an upper I mean, I'm doing
Speaker 1: stand up and that's you know, and I'm doing lots
Speaker 1: of things, but were working. I got taken away right
Speaker 1: to go from two incomes and to go equal you know,
Speaker 1: equal pay, equal sides for both of us in our
Speaker 1: marriage and this pregnancy, to go from that to him
Speaker 1: right exactly. So No, I got like, I'm like hinduring.
Speaker 1: I'm doing things here and there, but I mean we are.
Speaker 1: I mean, but trying to find a job. I mean,
Speaker 1: you want to talk about being sick. Yeah, the most
Speaker 1: stressful thing you can do is lose your job, right
Speaker 1: or move? Yeah, and and add that onto it. Every
Speaker 1: day stresses deaths and yes, I mean I um, I
Speaker 1: remember one job and I've heard so many horror stories
Speaker 1: about this from women who were about getting fired when
Speaker 1: they're pregnant. The last job I had, they asked me
Speaker 1: if I was planning on getting pregnant before they hired me,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you can't do that. That's discrimination.
Speaker 1: I'm not but you can't. And we had a temp who,
Speaker 1: uh was super pregnant, so sweet hard worker worked in me.
Speaker 1: I mean, she was so fucking smart and on it
Speaker 1: and like she was the one we all came to
Speaker 1: We're like, how do you do this? And they fired
Speaker 1: her because she had to go to doctor's appointments. They
Speaker 1: had to go to three doctor's appointments in the span
Speaker 1: of one month because she's having complications, and they fucking
Speaker 1: fired Well. I mean she was attempt though, so that's
Speaker 1: not legal, I guess, but I have I've seen. I mean,
Speaker 1: it is just what I've seen. My limited experience is
Speaker 1: it's so unfair because I think and then somebody also
Speaker 1: told me that a lot of times if you're not
Speaker 1: a salaried if you don't have a salaried position, it's hourly,
Speaker 1: which mine was because I, you know, I was just
Speaker 1: basically working, you know, from this hour to that hour
Speaker 1: with kids, and and that's great, and I got to
Speaker 1: choose my hours and and everything. When it came to
Speaker 1: like the extra stuff and private lessons and everything, it's
Speaker 1: harder for you to get like a positive result in
Speaker 1: in um, like a lawsuit. If it's harder if you
Speaker 1: aren't a salaried position, because when you're salaried, and then
Speaker 1: there's hr and there's all these a lot of things
Speaker 1: in place, but it's hard to prove. That's also really
Speaker 1: unfortunate because a lot of people in lower income brackets
Speaker 1: are obviously working hourly jobs. That's very discriminatory towards lower
Speaker 1: class people. That's why whenever anybody tells me that they
Speaker 1: are pro life, I lose or anti choice, I just
Speaker 1: fucking lose my ship because if you factor in all
Speaker 1: of these things, all these the woman didn't want to
Speaker 1: get pregnant or whatever, and then you look at how
Speaker 1: pregnant women are fucking treated, and it's and then you
Speaker 1: look at the wage gap, and I feel like a
Speaker 1: lot of times that's just because women can't get fucking
Speaker 1: fired if they get pregnant, and there are they and
Speaker 1: if you're hourly, good god, you have nothing. You have
Speaker 1: no choice. Like I have never have never been without
Speaker 1: a job in my lifetime. I have never, like I mean,
Speaker 1: I've never been without let had like two jobs. If
Speaker 1: you and what you were a single, if you were
Speaker 1: a single, if you were to be on government assistance,
Speaker 1: like you know what what I'm saying that it doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense to me, And there's a lot of
Speaker 1: you know there. I know my situation is positive in
Speaker 1: that I have outlets, like I have stand up and
Speaker 1: I do this and I can, you know, and I'm educated,
Speaker 1: and I can do things like tutor or you know,
Speaker 1: do little things here and there, and that I have
Speaker 1: a great husband all that, But I'm you know, this
Speaker 1: is not nearly as bad as somebody else that I could,
Speaker 1: you know, and I and it really kind of gets
Speaker 1: me where I can't do much about it right now
Speaker 1: in this moment once you know now that I'm pregnant,
Speaker 1: but after the fact, to bring awareness to it. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's so so many women. I can't even I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I could find the number. How did
Speaker 1: you do the lawyer you get does that here? She
Speaker 1: specialized in this kind of a lawsuit. Like a um,
Speaker 1: I mean, like a dude, like, what is it? Discrimination? Employment? Discrimination? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you guys know that? Uh? Oh my god? The
Speaker 1: United States, So, Russia, Netherlands, Mexico, Japan, Italy, Indonesia, India, Germany, France, China, Canada, Brazil, Australia, UK, Turkeys,
Speaker 1: which I could go on and on. These are all
Speaker 1: countries that have paid maternity mandatory. It's legal, it's it's
Speaker 1: in the law. Yeah. Well you from something zero days zero? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is all zero because this is the health care system,
Speaker 1: and we have one of the worst healthcare systems for
Speaker 1: such a progressive you know in quotes country. But I mean, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is I mean Michael Moore did cover this years
Speaker 1: ago and sick and he goes to other countries and
Speaker 1: gives the amount of time that women get off from
Speaker 1: eternity paid you know, of course, and people get paid
Speaker 1: sick dayes too, like a lot of them. Saudi Arabia
Speaker 1: we have seventy days maternity leave at fifty pay. Well,
Speaker 1: that's probably because they just don't want to see b
Speaker 1: get the fun out of our side, right, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I gotta say I would still rather live in America.
Speaker 1: Norway gives a year. Well, that's like an example of
Speaker 1: a country that's like great and like just every Russia,
Speaker 1: all good old lady Boots gives you a hundred forty
Speaker 1: days at a pay. Wow. I'm also and a lot
Speaker 1: of these have paid paternity leave as well. Sure, and
Speaker 1: I think that's great. I'm also um. I'm also though
Speaker 1: interested to like if if their statistics on how many
Speaker 1: women are working in those countries, if it's the same
Speaker 1: as America, because it's easy to write on paper, like
Speaker 1: we're better than you. But in Saudi Arabia, I gotta
Speaker 1: say I think that. I mean, the women probably aren't working,
Speaker 1: so it's not that much of a financial burden on
Speaker 1: the country. Yeah. Possibly, I'm trying to be not So
Speaker 1: it's but statistics like I mean, when you start to
Speaker 1: look at tax appropriation, Um, here I come with my politics.
Speaker 1: But tax appropriation when it comes to the United States federally,
Speaker 1: is we spend I think it's around generally thirty of
Speaker 1: our GDP towards the military, right, right, So that's it. Guns, education,
Speaker 1: I don't know about health care. Education is like right,
Speaker 1: so three all and and it's only higher than transportation.
Speaker 1: So so we can we can wage these four, but
Speaker 1: we're not number one. We're not taking care. And the
Speaker 1: only thing there's like the other big part of the
Speaker 1: pie is welfare, etcetera, etcetera. But welfare needs a complete
Speaker 1: and total overhaul as well. Um, but you'll never get
Speaker 1: you'll never get any part of that pie of like
Speaker 1: that military piece of the pie taken away, it's always
Speaker 1: going to stay the same. So the problem is like
Speaker 1: how do we really inst on It's just like our
Speaker 1: country is our budget is the equivalent of like a
Speaker 1: butt hurt. Bro, Yeah, all my money and guns and
Speaker 1: like like a three dollar Like it's just we can
Speaker 1: wage worse, but we can't like that. So we're supposed country,
Speaker 1: but we can't take care of our the women that
Speaker 1: are having our children. So I am and that quickly
Speaker 1: to a woman and I'm that woman that lost her
Speaker 1: job and I'm not. I'm not how do you deal
Speaker 1: with that? I would be angry a lot. Well, that's
Speaker 1: why I'm angry. And I was really mad at the
Speaker 1: ambulance today and I get onstad thank god, I'll say this,
Speaker 1: and I've been talking about it a lot. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know how women that have gone through what I'm
Speaker 1: going through, if not worse. I don't have the outlet
Speaker 1: like I have to get on stage and be as
Speaker 1: ridiculous and vicious. And I mean I'm not vicious to
Speaker 1: other people, but you know, as as angry as I
Speaker 1: am to kind of turn that into funny, is I mean,
Speaker 1: I think I'm funnier now because I've gone through all
Speaker 1: these things. Um, I'm like, oh my god're gonna have
Speaker 1: great bits about that. It's a good time. It's a
Speaker 1: good time. But I and I really don't understand how
Speaker 1: how women can do this not murder people, Like I
Speaker 1: really don't and give them a lot of credit. And
Speaker 1: I just have way more respect for women. Women are
Speaker 1: women are badass people. I I That's why I think
Speaker 1: pregnant women are just I'm just in awe of pregnant women.
Speaker 1: I just think it's so fucking cool and oppressive and awesome.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't even have words to really
Speaker 1: articulate I feel about it. But and then when you
Speaker 1: look at the way women get treated, it's like, god
Speaker 1: damn it, it's on the screen. And then you know, like, uh,
Speaker 1: you think of I mean I used to look at
Speaker 1: women be like I'm a mom and my rama, but
Speaker 1: like I used to think it was like it annoyed me,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I get it, your mom, But there really
Speaker 1: is there's a there's a completely different perspective on life
Speaker 1: itself when you when you're pregnant, really yeah, life perspective one,
Speaker 1: why did you want to become a mom? Like what
Speaker 1: did you have a thought process about it or did
Speaker 1: you kind of like, oh, this is what I'm definitely
Speaker 1: gonna do, I've always wanted to do this, or um,
Speaker 1: I kinda I always loved children, um, and I've been
Speaker 1: working with children and um and I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think children are better than we are, Like they have
Speaker 1: they're not ruined yet, they're they're not tainted. They're beautiful,
Speaker 1: yeah exactly, and they're and they're sweeter and they'll tell
Speaker 1: you you know, they care, like you know, if you
Speaker 1: have a boo bo three year old to come up
Speaker 1: to you and killing to make it better, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, just like all that kind of like yeah,
Speaker 1: and do I think I'm going to do a better
Speaker 1: job than than other people? Yeah, because I am better
Speaker 1: than everybody. No, But I mean like it's because I
Speaker 1: know I was you were like said before, all I
Speaker 1: help I get a good one. But a lot of
Speaker 1: that is gonna have to have to do with how
Speaker 1: you and are and parents the kid. I mean, obviously
Speaker 1: there is nature and like you know, IF's your kids
Speaker 1: like a serial killer or something like that, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna be able to change that because that's like ingrained
Speaker 1: in the brain structure in my opinion. But uh, but
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you guys are gonna have a lot
Speaker 1: to deal with that you talked to. I think good
Speaker 1: parents make good kids. I just don't. You know, have
Speaker 1: you talked about like, are we going to raise our kid? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: you talk about that in advance. Well, because we have
Speaker 1: sisters and brothers that have kids and we're not going
Speaker 1: to do sure Like, well I don't really Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want to shove up an iPad in my kid's
Speaker 1: face that you know, I think that's great. It really
Speaker 1: troubles me when I see like three year olds on
Speaker 1: the train and like playing games. And I know there
Speaker 1: are games that really help you with your brain, but
Speaker 1: it's also like and there's a lot of other stuff
Speaker 1: and physical activities and actual things is better for your
Speaker 1: development though, I want your kids. Never been in a
Speaker 1: restaurant and you look over and there's a table of
Speaker 1: two parents and like three kids and they're all on
Speaker 1: a cell phone or an iPhone pad, and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that feels gross. I don't want my kid to be
Speaker 1: eating chicken tenders if there's like escargo on the table,
Speaker 1: you know, I doubt if child is going to have
Speaker 1: a palette for escar. No. But I when I used
Speaker 1: to be a server, there'd be a kid who like
Speaker 1: five six years old would come and be like, I
Speaker 1: will have the scr go in the lobster them. I
Speaker 1: mean I kind of want that. That's what the kids
Speaker 1: smarter and better than if you better get another job
Speaker 1: real fast, no need to be employed toddlers eating a scar.
Speaker 1: I need this because this career needs to pop off,
Speaker 1: because I need to get crazy. Now. You gotta win
Speaker 1: that lawsuit, will get married. I wish it were like that,
Speaker 1: And it's not even in the kind of settle It
Speaker 1: probably takes forever it does and there's no like the
Speaker 1: kind of settlement would be pretty minimal. Do Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that like the low balling. It's like, screw you, you
Speaker 1: didn't take me. That's so. Yeah, that's so. I do
Speaker 1: want my kid to be smarter than cute. I'll say that. Good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I say that that's much more helpful. Yeah, because like
Speaker 1: I don't want to raise a present that is a princess. No,
Speaker 1: you know what life isn't Disney Like I'm mean, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you know, like putting Disney in front of a little girl. Dude,
Speaker 1: the expectations that are really unattainable and correct this princess. Man,
Speaker 1: just keep these princess bitches, keep serving them, and even
Speaker 1: if they like jail your dad. It's cool, he'll change.
Speaker 1: But also there's a way to enjoy stuff like that
Speaker 1: and not actually think that it reflects for real life.
Speaker 1: Because I was like very into princess and stuff. But
Speaker 1: I'm not a dumb bitch. I never thought I was
Speaker 1: going to be a princess, and I never like a
Speaker 1: spire like I just ac truly just valued it as entertainment.
Speaker 1: You know you can do that too. I mean, how
Speaker 1: how are you raising it as her as Jewish or
Speaker 1: Christian or what? Non religious? Non religious always Aaron, non religious,
Speaker 1: not really religious at all. I mean I was raised
Speaker 1: non religious, pretty great synagogue for sure. Are you so
Speaker 1: are you? You don't have to worry about like Santa?
Speaker 1: Are you not even doing like we're going to do
Speaker 1: the holidays, like the for traditions stuff. So are you
Speaker 1: doing Santa? I'm obsessed specifically with the concept of Santa.
Speaker 1: Have you and Aaron talked about your Santa? But we plan?
Speaker 1: Like are you going to tell your kids Santa exists?
Speaker 1: I am? Yeah. See, I have a really hard problem
Speaker 1: like the imagination I think, and I remember growing up
Speaker 1: and kind of you know, being excited for something like that,
Speaker 1: like like there's like this magical person or entity that
Speaker 1: like you know that that there's something bigger than you
Speaker 1: and then can and knows if you're doing good or not.
Speaker 1: Like not that I want to guilt my kid into
Speaker 1: being it is for kids though, yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: don't know, because I loved Santa and I believed in
Speaker 1: Santa till I was like twelve years old. But that
Speaker 1: I was like, really deeply, I'm not even having kids,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, but I was deeply thinking like if
Speaker 1: I had a kid, would I tell them about Santa?
Speaker 1: And I don't know. It was such a blow for
Speaker 1: me when I found out Santa wasn't real it, like
Speaker 1: I feel like a crushed Did one of your parents
Speaker 1: explain why they lied? I mean not fun just like
Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't need it to be explained. It's
Speaker 1: very it's very it's obvious to me why you do,
Speaker 1: because it's magical and Christmas fucking sucks without Santa. I mean,
Speaker 1: family all that, but Santa. It's not even about the
Speaker 1: it's just like Santa himself is like that's so, it's
Speaker 1: so cool. But it's also that that the capital the
Speaker 1: capitalism that's really kind of imprinted on children, where I'm
Speaker 1: really disgusted by the way that you know, you look
Speaker 1: at your sisters and brothers and their and their kids
Speaker 1: and stuff, and how you know, an entire room is
Speaker 1: filled with toys that they're going to use for a
Speaker 1: week or a day or and then like they don't
Speaker 1: even know who got them what, and that kind of
Speaker 1: that level of you know, of just showering with gifts,
Speaker 1: that level of you know, what is the word just
Speaker 1: like the excess again over indulgent. I don't like that
Speaker 1: and I'm and I completely disagree with that. What I
Speaker 1: love about Judaism is that like there's like, ah, there's
Speaker 1: a spiritual there's like a magic to it, but not
Speaker 1: a but not like well d and there's also a
Speaker 1: lot of going without that. I really like that to
Speaker 1: make usselves the reason I married it. Do you not
Speaker 1: eat for a week? Then? After? Um? I mean that
Speaker 1: stuff I don't like the most super sad we have
Speaker 1: to wrap up. But is there anything else you would
Speaker 1: like to leave us on? Any other words of wisdom
Speaker 1: or thoughts or just where can we find out? Social media? Um?
Speaker 1: I am big, Stay you guys. I'm recording my first
Speaker 1: comedy album eight months pray. Oh my god, when is
Speaker 1: this Christine Wong. I'm gonna Wong upper by giving birth
Speaker 1: on stage. If this is any precurst and what you
Speaker 1: do record, I'm very excited, very exciting. I think yes,
Speaker 1: it's at New York Comedy Club August. August, could be
Speaker 1: eight months in one day, pregnant do date. Karin is
Speaker 1: going to be doing this show, and you know it
Speaker 1: is my dad's birthday. But you can't turn down two spots, guy, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: comedy for life, Come support a lady that that I
Speaker 1: think only like what I don't really know how many
Speaker 1: women have done this, have recorded their so come to
Speaker 1: me you needed a white one. This is like Biggie
Speaker 1: in Tupac. Come to Biggie, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: come to the Biggie, big bitch. Um, bring your own
Speaker 1: trash bag in the front row. I'm actually I might
Speaker 1: provide tarps just in case. That's actually really funny. That's
Speaker 1: a really funny you're in the splash though, and that's
Speaker 1: a really right like galla, oh my god, that's very
Speaker 1: funny christ that we're doing this. So seven o'clock, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put all the info up. I cannot wait, Karin will,
Speaker 1: we'll be there. Oh my god, please come support by baby.
Speaker 1: I don't have any money. Yeah, guys, you gotta buy
Speaker 1: a ticket because at Christie fucking Nets, I need some
Speaker 1: much some money, and like, you know, maybe you should
Speaker 1: pass around like a bucket afterwards. I'll do it. I'll
Speaker 1: pass be a real feminist if you don't come to
Speaker 1: my show basic Oh my god. So yeah, it's gonna
Speaker 1: be a good time. I think it's called do date
Speaker 1: and we're kind of fudging it that it's I could
Speaker 1: not have this show on my actual do day if
Speaker 1: I gave birth beforehand, like estentially go into labor at
Speaker 1: this show, which is a side show and enough itself.
Speaker 1: If you want to see, well, you got to have
Speaker 1: a law excitement, right yeah. Oh there's also you can
Speaker 1: make your pussy like Sarah Silverman. Or I could be
Speaker 1: like the Naked Show and have be like one of
Speaker 1: the comics that pulled her her jokes out of her pussy.
Speaker 1: Have you heard I'm not going to do that. I
Speaker 1: haven't heard that. Why don't you just do the show naked? God?
Speaker 1: You know I should take pictures naked. No, No, I
Speaker 1: don't want to hurt people. Um, I know it will
Speaker 1: be hot. Yeah, what we'll say. Oh, also, we're having
Speaker 1: a baby roast you. Aminica is roasted baby. She's roasting
Speaker 1: your unborn baby. Yeah, her, Nathan McIntosh. It's gonna show.
Speaker 1: That's going to be funny. Might be I don't know
Speaker 1: when is this and then you're gonna show it to
Speaker 1: her on a birthday? Yeah, I am. Oh, this has
Speaker 1: never been done before, so staying onboard, basing and onboard,
Speaker 1: and I think that's mostly going to be like roasting
Speaker 1: us having it to the idea of having it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I already got a thousand jokes in my head. Premise.
Speaker 1: Then if you guys want to come and roaster, fine
Speaker 1: to hilarious. You guys should come roaster. I got some
Speaker 1: jokes already because we have an open spot. By the way,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god. Your options. Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: if you want to thank you guys so much for
Speaker 1: having me. Where what's your your website? You got Twitter? Twitter?
Speaker 1: I'm funny Christine. Um the way that you spell Christine
Speaker 1: christ like funny Christine and then yeah, and then I'm
Speaker 1: on Instagram funny X team that's right, No, just one
Speaker 1: X and uh yeah, Christine me Hamburg on Facebook. I
Speaker 1: don't My website is not up because I don't have
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Speaker 1: a misfun you hate women? Um oh my god, Well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for sitting down with us today.
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