Speaker 1: Welcome to Guys We Fucked. Guys We Guys Book. I'm Christina,
Speaker 1: I'm Co're sorry about last night anti slut shaming podcast.
Speaker 1: I never stopped. What up fucker's Welcome to another episode
Speaker 1: of Guys We Fucked. It's the anti slut shaming podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm Karn, I'm Christina, and welcome um. In the news
Speaker 1: this week, UH, my friend who will stand named because
Speaker 1: he's worried about fat shaming, will uh sent me this
Speaker 1: great article from Racked. Uh. And you guys know, we
Speaker 1: talked a lot about body positivity on here, but like
Speaker 1: I especially talk about how I think a lot of
Speaker 1: it is bullshit and not not that you should feel
Speaker 1: bad about your body, but just like this kind of
Speaker 1: manufactured version of body positivity, the scene that goes along
Speaker 1: with like the manufactured version of feminism, which is like
Speaker 1: wearing a hashtag feminism t shirt from Forever twenty one.
Speaker 1: I kind of feel the same way about body positivity.
Speaker 1: I would joke where I call it propaganda. And finally
Speaker 1: someone is on my side. They wrote an op ed
Speaker 1: for this woman named Amanda Male for Racked, and it's
Speaker 1: amazing because it talks about how places you know things
Speaker 1: like the Dove campaign for real Beauty, which I know
Speaker 1: you've made fun of, Christine ridiculous. We'll give these women
Speaker 1: they got out of bed and their monsters. Isn't that amazing? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But really the kind of like I highly recommend reading
Speaker 1: the article. I'll put the link in the description of
Speaker 1: the podcast, and I'll put it on my social media.
Speaker 1: But the thing about it is that it just I
Speaker 1: it identified a problem but did not offer any solutions.
Speaker 1: So it said, hey, there's a problem in that the
Speaker 1: beauty industry makes us feel bad, But the beauty industry
Speaker 1: number one didn't take any credit for making women feel
Speaker 1: bad to begin with. They just patted themselves on the
Speaker 1: back for being like, hey, we put some people who
Speaker 1: aren't a size two in some underwear on the screen.
Speaker 1: The article also points out that a lot of these
Speaker 1: brands have put plus size models out there, but then
Speaker 1: actually didn't make any clothing that goes up to the
Speaker 1: size that someone that a model of that size would
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Speaker 1: but we actually are not selling it because there is
Speaker 1: still you know, kind of this like stigma or like
Speaker 1: sense of like if you're thinner, you're better, which definitely
Speaker 1: exists in fashion. Of course it exists in real life too,
Speaker 1: but like even more so in fashion, like either thinner
Speaker 1: you are, the better you are. So basically the article
Speaker 1: is talking about Yes, it identifies a problem but offers
Speaker 1: no solution. Uh. And then it still makes women carry
Speaker 1: the shame. So instead of carrying the shame for being
Speaker 1: whatever body type, we now feel shame for feeling shame
Speaker 1: about our bodies in the first place. And then we
Speaker 1: just all jump off a cliff. Yeah, and it's it's
Speaker 1: just really good. It goes into a lot of death
Speaker 1: depth about this topic, but I just the whole time
Speaker 1: I was like nodding my head. I was like, this
Speaker 1: is it's just very nice to be vindicated. Um, you know,
Speaker 1: I do love being right, uh. And because it was
Speaker 1: just bothering me and so many people have like fallen
Speaker 1: for it, and like yeah, it points out that, like, yes,
Speaker 1: it has made some people feel good and it is
Speaker 1: nice to see types. I think where they're missing the
Speaker 1: point is, I think representation is the important part. I
Speaker 1: think every person should be represented, But when your your
Speaker 1: representation is the dove real women fucking campaign where they
Speaker 1: just they make these I feel like I'm at a
Speaker 1: zoo and I'm just watching look at these fat ladies
Speaker 1: we put on TV. Yeah, it just feels so shit.
Speaker 1: It's so transparent and it's just And it also is
Speaker 1: like she hit the nail on the head when she said,
Speaker 1: now I'm supposed to feel bad that I felt bad
Speaker 1: about my body to begin with, and that you can't
Speaker 1: like want to be better, want to be more in shape. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's just dumb, like you can feel however you want
Speaker 1: about your body. That's kind of the point. Everyone should
Speaker 1: read the Four Agreements. I'm just saying the audio book
Speaker 1: and I've been listening to on to repeat, and it
Speaker 1: really is what's that about? The Four Agreements is about
Speaker 1: just how to live your life, not based off of uh,
Speaker 1: everybody else's expectations of you and everybody else's opinions. So, oh, no,
Speaker 1: you're fine. I was like, that sounds like exactly what
Speaker 1: I do perfect. It's funny because a lot of the
Speaker 1: advice in that book is stuff that we already give.
Speaker 1: But the Four Agreements are like, be impeccable with your word,
Speaker 1: don't make assumptions, um always do your best, which because
Speaker 1: not doing your best job. Why that's bad is because
Speaker 1: you're opening yourself up for criticism and when you're beating
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Speaker 1: to get done. And then it talked about forgiving people,
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Speaker 1: and Sell because they did me wrong. But it's like
Speaker 1: you're not, You're not giving in invalidating what that person did.
Speaker 1: You're just like being more peaceful. Yeah. No, I've worked
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Speaker 1: surprisingly also do and uh it's not I mean it's
Speaker 1: not surprising if you a few people know you, that's true. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: subject line is he dumped me because I'm more successful. Hey, ladies,
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Speaker 1: I love you bullshit until I see you in person
Speaker 1: on the tour at thank You. Anyways, I was listening
Speaker 1: today's podcast and I heard Karn talk about her tweet,
Speaker 1: the one where she said she helps the men she
Speaker 1: dates achieve their dreams, but does not feel it as
Speaker 1: reciprocated by them. This really struck a chord with me,
Speaker 1: especially with what happened the night before to the thunder
Speaker 1: and the rain. Let me give you a little background.
Speaker 1: I'm twenty four year old female. I work in finance,
Speaker 1: and I love my job, make a decent salary, and
Speaker 1: I'm starting to look at homes to buy. Goddamn, girl,
Speaker 1: that's great. I was dating a guy who was turning
Speaker 1: twenty eight, had a job he hated that didn't pay well,
Speaker 1: and essentially admitted he always slacks off at work and
Speaker 1: did the same all throughout school. Oh good, So you
Speaker 1: were like, I love you, and then I got so
Speaker 1: I'm so horny I fell off my couch. This is
Speaker 1: the total opposite of me, since I worked my ass
Speaker 1: off to get where I am. Anyway, this guy was
Speaker 1: hot and we shared the same sense of humor, but
Speaker 1: he was not on my level with other things like
Speaker 1: the above. Still, though I was head over heels for
Speaker 1: him Taylor's oldest time my friend. It had been about
Speaker 1: two months when I started to feel him pull away.
Speaker 1: He had been going on job interviews to find something
Speaker 1: better than where he was, and I would always ask
Speaker 1: him how they went, because I was excited for him
Speaker 1: to make this next step in his career. However, when
Speaker 1: I would talk about an upcoming business trip or something
Speaker 1: good that happened at work. He didn't want to hear it.
Speaker 1: Didn't don't get Don't get me wrong, I don't care
Speaker 1: what your job is, but to me, in a relationship,
Speaker 1: both parties should appreciate each other's successes. I never ditched
Speaker 1: him for work. I would even drive an hour to
Speaker 1: see him multiple times a week. I was falling so
Speaker 1: hard we had sex, and two days after he called
Speaker 1: me to say it was over. He said he didn't
Speaker 1: want someone who talked about work all the time like
Speaker 1: I did, and that he hated his job so much
Speaker 1: he didn't want to talk about work while he was
Speaker 1: at work. He told me he thinks since I have
Speaker 1: a good job and I'm going to buy a house,
Speaker 1: that he feels we are not as compatible, since he's
Speaker 1: not at the point in his life and he kind
Speaker 1: of takes things as they come. Well, that's one way
Speaker 1: to put your more successful in me. A few days prior,
Speaker 1: he admitted he wasn't where he wanted to be in
Speaker 1: his career wise. I also think since he watched many
Speaker 1: of his friends get married and buy homes and have babies,
Speaker 1: that he might be projecting those insecurities onto me. I
Speaker 1: feel like I am finally starting to settle down and
Speaker 1: have an idea of who I am and what I
Speaker 1: want and uh, and want to set things up for
Speaker 1: me regardless of what man comes or goes. I know
Speaker 1: I should change, I shouldn't change for a man, but
Speaker 1: I can't help thinking about what he said, and it
Speaker 1: bothers me a little. Thoughts. Yeah, I got some thoughts.
Speaker 1: I think that he needs to not be in a
Speaker 1: relationship and work on himself before he can be uh
Speaker 1: with a partner. That's what it is. He phrased it
Speaker 1: in a way that kind of says that, but not really.
Speaker 1: It's it's hard when you're in that space. Space, it's
Speaker 1: hard to talk about it. I know that, Like when
Speaker 1: when kried and I were really struggling and I just
Speaker 1: really gripped onto the finish line of my dreams meeting
Speaker 1: like honestly, like where we are now, Like that's a
Speaker 1: life I have, I had hoped for for a really
Speaker 1: long time. And I had a boyfriend who was more
Speaker 1: successful at me at that time, and uh, you know
Speaker 1: it was hard for me because I was also really young,
Speaker 1: and so it kind of made sense that I was
Speaker 1: still struggling because I just graduated. But your boyfriend's ex
Speaker 1: boyfriend doesn't like his life, doesn't like his job, he
Speaker 1: needs to figure it out on his own. So I
Speaker 1: don't think you should take any of that personally. And
Speaker 1: I don't think it's because he broke up with you
Speaker 1: because you're more successful. I think he broke up with
Speaker 1: you because I'm sure every time you talked about it,
Speaker 1: he got like a pin in his heart and and
Speaker 1: the voice in his head that's constantly beating him up
Speaker 1: started taking over. You know, those guy's a loser. And
Speaker 1: you said he is hot, and so he's probably never
Speaker 1: had a work for anything in his life, and he
Speaker 1: kind of admitted that he doesn't want to. You dodged
Speaker 1: a bullet as usual. Also, like you're twenty four, I
Speaker 1: know it seems like you might be settle ing down.
Speaker 1: Like it's not You're probably not. You're probably just like
Speaker 1: in a place where you're doing well finally, and like
Speaker 1: you have a groove and that's awesome, but like a
Speaker 1: million more things are going to happen. This guy can't
Speaker 1: get a ship together. Uh, you're gonna buy some fucking
Speaker 1: property and that's dope and it's amazing. That's crazy. But also,
Speaker 1: like I mean, you know, it's like to play devil's advocate.
Speaker 1: I don't want to blame everything on him. Like be
Speaker 1: cognizant of how much you're talking about work at home.
Speaker 1: That is a big problem I've had in relationships, especially
Speaker 1: because I'm dating people a lot of times durin the
Speaker 1: same industry, and at a certain time point in time,
Speaker 1: I want to slap people in the face that they
Speaker 1: mentioned comedy one more time. And it's literally what I
Speaker 1: love more than anything except for Alfred Um. And so
Speaker 1: you need to just like be be mindful of that.
Speaker 1: There are other things to talk about then, like work,
Speaker 1: There's have other interests. That's very very important, because it
Speaker 1: is really obnoxious when someone only talks about work. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's why Kate Win's letting that director dude work up.
Speaker 1: That conversation you and I had on the road. We're
Speaker 1: at that Mexican restaurant and we were saying how you
Speaker 1: were invited to a dinner party where you couldn't talk
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Speaker 1: talk about my career too much to people. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just I I try as curious. I try to never
Speaker 1: talk about it. Well that's why a lot of times,
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Speaker 1: I always lead with well what do you do if
Speaker 1: they don't list it, because I'm like, oh, because to me,
Speaker 1: what you do says who you are? What you do,
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Speaker 1: Is it take a lot of hard work to get successful?
Speaker 1: What you know? I feel like that does say a
Speaker 1: lot about a person, But it does. I think then
Speaker 1: sometimes like you can get snooty and overlook people like
Speaker 1: just because like if you're like you're like a garbage man,
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean like you're not the most fucking amazing person.
Speaker 1: You're garbage man. You're probably wealthy. Uh well yeah, they
Speaker 1: do make a lot of money, like a decent living.
Speaker 1: But it's just like I just I literally you could
Speaker 1: be a manager of McDonald's, but you just have to
Speaker 1: be like a very good manager of McDonald's. That's all
Speaker 1: I care about. Like, are you passionate about what you
Speaker 1: do is all I care about? And is what you
Speaker 1: do making the world a better place? Or is it
Speaker 1: making it a world worth place? Well, for me, McDonald's
Speaker 1: are definitely making the world a better place, unless you're
Speaker 1: Morgan Spurlock. But yeah, Morgan Spurlock is making the world
Speaker 1: worst place. He well he got me off McDonald's. But
Speaker 1: you know that's about it. If you eat anything that much,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get fat. It's a good point. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, just a great week. I spent some time
Speaker 1: looking romantic posts that Anthony Borden and as Argento uh posted,
Speaker 1: So that was nice. Took a little you know, a
Speaker 1: trip down spiral lane. Good like his old post. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just went through their instagram and like I was like, damn,
Speaker 1: this guy was really in love. Well, because I was.
Speaker 1: It was interesting because you know, Rose McGowan wrote that
Speaker 1: piece saying, don't do the sexist thing and blame Asia
Speaker 1: Argento for Anthony Borden's suicide. Wait, who would do that? Well,
Speaker 1: apparently a couple of days before his suicide, she had
Speaker 1: been photographed hugging another man and it went out of slabloids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well number one was ridiculous and she was explaining she
Speaker 1: was like the relationship she was like they were free words.
Speaker 1: It was not. They did not have a controlling relationship. Plus,
Speaker 1: like you know, she's in her forties, he's like he
Speaker 1: was sixty one, Like they're not. I think relationships are
Speaker 1: just different than this, like traditional stuff that we talk about,
Speaker 1: and a lot of celebrities also have weird things going
Speaker 1: on that we don't know about. Um. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: so I just and yeah, I just love I just
Speaker 1: love the friendship of Rose McGowan in Asia or Genzo.
Speaker 1: I follow it very closely, and you could tell, like
Speaker 1: Rose was commenting like she was also really close with
Speaker 1: Anthony because she's so close with Asia, and like just
Speaker 1: the stuff Anthony Bordine said about Asia and how close
Speaker 1: they became, like he really loved her and she really
Speaker 1: loved him, and I think he was a really safe
Speaker 1: space for her during the past year with a sexual assault,
Speaker 1: especially with an accusation against Harvey Weinstein. I think he
Speaker 1: wrote the article on medium dot com. I believe, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you had mentioned that, yeah, just about his friends in
Speaker 1: the culinary industry being accused of sexual assault and how he,
Speaker 1: without even hesitation, stood by the women. Yeah, and I'm like, God,
Speaker 1: you're fucking You're we lost a gem of a person. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but again, he was pretty open about wanting to like
Speaker 1: you know what, and it was just people are people
Speaker 1: are just so fucking weird about suicide. We I know,
Speaker 1: we talked about that last week, but just very strange. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I and I. Yeah, every time a big suicide happens,
Speaker 1: I always just think of my mom and I'm like,
Speaker 1: but we interviewed my mom on the podcast a while back,
Speaker 1: and she's We talked about when Robin Williams killed himself
Speaker 1: and how she kind of was like, yeah, I get it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, well that that came out later that he
Speaker 1: had been dementia, that he he had been diagnosed with
Speaker 1: dementia and he just didn't want to see, which is
Speaker 1: what my mom has now. No, yeah, sucks. Well, I
Speaker 1: mean that's why she might have been like, I shouldn't
Speaker 1: read that update. No, I know, hopefully she didn't see
Speaker 1: that part. I don't think she did. But I've been there.
Speaker 1: I've been there in the aftermath of a suicide attempt,
Speaker 1: and I've been there in the aftermath of a successful suicide.
Speaker 1: That sounds weird, but you know, a suicide in which
Speaker 1: the person did die and when the guide I'm tough
Speaker 1: my building. I didn't know him. The what the the
Speaker 1: attempt that was not successful was my mother's. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it was very it's um, you know, I just
Speaker 1: I think about what can we say to help people.
Speaker 1: I know, when you had a really close family friend
Speaker 1: take her own life who was very young, and you
Speaker 1: wrote a very eloquent, you know, letter to people who
Speaker 1: are possibly thinking about killing themselves, and uh, I think
Speaker 1: it's really helped a lot of people. We get people
Speaker 1: talk about it a lot, and and uh, I always
Speaker 1: think about, you know, all of the happiness and enjoy
Speaker 1: my mom is experienced since that suicide attempt, and I
Speaker 1: think I I touched on it briefly when we interviewed Darren,
Speaker 1: but then I didn't want to talk about because I
Speaker 1: started crying. And then I went to therapy yesterday for
Speaker 1: the first time in years, and I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: here's my deal. And the therapist is like, Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: you're a man or a woman a woman. I really
Speaker 1: love her. She like her presence, calms me. She's good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's really great. Um. And and then I started talking
Speaker 1: about the suicide. And then I started crying and I
Speaker 1: was trying to hold back tears. You're talking about your
Speaker 1: mom suicide attempt. Yeah. I was like, wow, you really
Speaker 1: invested in this. No, no, no, I didn't know Anthony,
Speaker 1: but I knew my mom. I know her still and uh.
Speaker 1: And she was telling me how She's like, you have PTSD.
Speaker 1: You have And I was like, god, damn, okay, like
Speaker 1: that just sounds so bad, but whatever, but yeah, a
Speaker 1: therapist previously had told you that you had trauma. You
Speaker 1: need to go to the trauma unit. Yeah. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: she was like, you have severe PTSD and you use
Speaker 1: your anxiety as a coping survival mechanism because you learned
Speaker 1: to do it as a child. Honestly, I had like
Speaker 1: eight breakthroughs in an hour. It was beautiful, but but
Speaker 1: I was thinking about, you know, my mom. Uh, she
Speaker 1: was on medication that really fucked her up and that
Speaker 1: was one of the driving factors. But she was also
Speaker 1: had been previously suicidal in her life, and she um.
Speaker 1: It was the night before I moved away to college
Speaker 1: up Penn State, and she was getting mad at me
Speaker 1: for the things I didn't do. And when she she
Speaker 1: went to the railroad tracks, and she called a family friend,
Speaker 1: and the family friend called my dad and I at
Speaker 1: the house, and uh, he kind of patched her in
Speaker 1: and then I talked to her. And one of the
Speaker 1: things she had said to me was, you don't need
Speaker 1: me anymore. You have your dad. I only I'm a
Speaker 1: burden on you. And and and like I I heard
Speaker 1: the train coming on the other end of the line,
Speaker 1: and so I thought she had killed herself, but she's
Speaker 1: because she was drunk. She had drank uh vodka and
Speaker 1: she never drinks. So she actually slipped on a rock,
Speaker 1: caught her head open, and fell and that was what
Speaker 1: prevented her from jumping in front of the train. So
Speaker 1: she was like gung ho ro exactly. Yeah. And and
Speaker 1: but I think about all of the just the amazing
Speaker 1: moments that she's had since, and the she never would
Speaker 1: have met her grandson had she you know, and and holidays,
Speaker 1: and she's had some ups and downs. But one thing
Speaker 1: that really helped her with her depression is Uh it's
Speaker 1: a device called a Fisher Wallace stimulator, and it's basically
Speaker 1: sends electrical impulses, which all it does is increased blood flow.
Speaker 1: It's this device that's connected to two little pads and
Speaker 1: she puts them on her temples twice a day for
Speaker 1: twenty minutes, and she put a little headband on so
Speaker 1: that the pads stay put. Actually have one. We mentioned
Speaker 1: that on Joe Rogan and the guy invited me to
Speaker 1: his office. Remember, like you raised, the people have been
Speaker 1: purchasing these left and right. But that is something that
Speaker 1: has really helped my mother with her depression. And there's
Speaker 1: virtually no side effects because it's not a pill. I
Speaker 1: think pills fuck people up so bad. They also have
Speaker 1: saved people's lives and lifted a very heavy fog over
Speaker 1: people and have have changed your lives for the better.
Speaker 1: So if you're one of those people who have been
Speaker 1: benefited by medicine, that's amazing. Yeah, it's like trial and
Speaker 1: error because like my my old roommate Kristen, when she
Speaker 1: was on the podcast, sheres for like a real lifesaver
Speaker 1: for her and actually that her telling that story made
Speaker 1: me like less anti pill, and uh, it just seems
Speaker 1: like your family isn't good with pills. It's just real bad.
Speaker 1: Because I'm also like like, I you know, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I mentioned this, but like I went immediately
Speaker 1: back on the birth control pill, like there it was, no,
Speaker 1: I had no absolutely, there was no reason I went
Speaker 1: off for three months. I saw no change in my body,
Speaker 1: no change in my weight, no change in my mood,
Speaker 1: and I was like why. I was like, this is
Speaker 1: the pill has been the best thing that's ever happened
Speaker 1: to me in my life. I love it and that's amazing.
Speaker 1: I think wonderful. I think medicine can do such great
Speaker 1: things for people. If you are one of those people
Speaker 1: who go ape ship on medications and they make you worse,
Speaker 1: I would, yes, and I would I would ask your
Speaker 1: if you have a doctor, ask them about the Fisher
Speaker 1: Walls simulator UM. The only side effect that my mom
Speaker 1: had was she was a little hyperactive. Like she she
Speaker 1: she never really sleeps anyway. Apparently it does help with insomnia,
Speaker 1: but not her. Her brains wired a little differently, so
Speaker 1: so maybe if that can help a person. When she
Speaker 1: started using it, I remember she came to visit me
Speaker 1: near city and I was dreading it because she had
Speaker 1: been depressed for a really long time, and I just
Speaker 1: thought she was gonna lay it on me, and I
Speaker 1: felt like I got my mom back again. She was
Speaker 1: like this joyful, bright light and uh, it was really
Speaker 1: cool to see. So I wish that came into her
Speaker 1: life earlier and maybe it could help you. Okay, enough
Speaker 1: about suicide. Let's talk about our guest. I'm so excited
Speaker 1: to welcome this very handsome, beautiful gentleman onto the podcast.
Speaker 1: He is a successful real estate broker in Manhattan. I
Speaker 1: met him at my first job after college, when I
Speaker 1: was working for a real estate company called Core. Shout out, Uh,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, please welcome shared guy Randall. So, okay,
Speaker 1: we are here. If Jared's got here, Ladies, Hi, wow,
Speaker 1: sensual already, You're so hot? Thank you? Aren't you gay?
Speaker 1: What's happening? But no, no, no, no, you're not you
Speaker 1: by no no, no no no, I'm straight. I just
Speaker 1: happened to dudes. Oh women ever, I do funk? Well,
Speaker 1: I have fun. Woman, It's been a while. So did
Speaker 1: you like it? Five years? Yeah? I had. I had
Speaker 1: an epic, epic want to tell you epic sex stream
Speaker 1: about some girl though school with two nights ago. I
Speaker 1: mean it was graphic, like how much detail do you want?
Speaker 1: All of the details. I mean it was everything, and
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with me right now?
Speaker 1: But everything really just focused on her vagina, which I
Speaker 1: think vaginas are beautiful. I'm not really Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: want me there. It's like listening. It brings life into
Speaker 1: the world, that's true. And there was just so much
Speaker 1: eating and playing and fucking and it was so aggressive
Speaker 1: that I woke up and by the way, I had
Speaker 1: a massive heart on the whole time I woke up.
Speaker 1: The next morning, I called one of my best friends
Speaker 1: from my school from childhood, Ashley, and I told her.
Speaker 1: She almost threw up, hung up the phone, text me goes,
Speaker 1: that's the most disgusting thing because it was the particular
Speaker 1: girl shade. So I don't know. I'm open for almost
Speaker 1: anything really because Okay, so I I ran into you
Speaker 1: at crunch because you're working out with another beautiful fitman
Speaker 1: but fucking hot dude, Yeah he hot. He was hot.
Speaker 1: He's straight, but he doesn't dude straight full straight kids
Speaker 1: married whoa Okay, wouldn't a guess because I've seen him
Speaker 1: at the gym for a while and I just thought
Speaker 1: it was a hotcake. I would pound the ship out
Speaker 1: of that asshole and he should I not say that. No,
Speaker 1: you should keep saying this anything you want. Wait so,
Speaker 1: but then I we were joking and at some point,
Speaker 1: because I was still Stephen, at that point, we broke up.
Speaker 1: I tell you that, okay. Uh, and he's not here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's downstairs. I'm not gonna go any further. Uh. And
Speaker 1: you were like, yeah, we should have a three way,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, uh, yeah, but would you because I
Speaker 1: have a fun buddy and we're actually looking for a guy, Yeah, totally,
Speaker 1: I would do it. Are you serious you would want
Speaker 1: to fuck? Yeah? Why not? Oh my god? This is
Speaker 1: say ever down for anything you said DT. I'm pretty,
Speaker 1: I'm wild. I'm I'm wild. That's what wild people always say. Guys,
Speaker 1: I'm a wild. A little bit about me, I'm really wild,
Speaker 1: really crazy. No, I'm really quiet about it. And then
Speaker 1: I turned to a fucking freak. Oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought I didn't know you were even remotely interested
Speaker 1: in vaginas. I'm like, really hot sex. I think people
Speaker 1: need to be more open about it. I agree. Wow,
Speaker 1: this is very exciting. So wait so, how so tell
Speaker 1: me about like, when was the first time you fucked? Like,
Speaker 1: have you always been such a handsome man? Allegedly. I don't.
Speaker 1: You know. The thing is, it's it's tough for me.
Speaker 1: I'm not attracted to myself. I look in the mirror,
Speaker 1: I'm like just a dude. I'm not like, oh you
Speaker 1: want no way, No, I'm being serious. Um So, I
Speaker 1: guess people feel that way, but I don't feel that way.
Speaker 1: Um So, when when's the first time that I sucked
Speaker 1: The first time I sucked a girl, the first time
Speaker 1: that I sucked a dude fucked a girl. I was
Speaker 1: sixteens that the first time having sex, first time having sex. Um,
Speaker 1: it was a mess. It was awkward. Ye well, yea
Speaker 1: as that that sends to happen that way. And then
Speaker 1: the first time I sucked dude, I was seventeen year later.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and he was he was probably he was
Speaker 1: in his forties, big old, nasty sloppy bottom, which probably
Speaker 1: wrecked my sex life from there because I really just
Speaker 1: like nasty sloppy bottoms. What is a nasty sloppy bottom?
Speaker 1: It just a dude who can take dick for hours,
Speaker 1: so he could take literally literally can't go another moment
Speaker 1: without a cock bruising the back of his throat. Wow ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that that sounds like a fun guy. You say
Speaker 1: really fucked up things, like in a really nice, eloquent way. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, I just try to be honest and I
Speaker 1: say what people are thinking. Loving it, Yeah, you really do. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I think about sex all the time, and funny enough,
Speaker 1: seventy percent at the time, it's not even me. I'll
Speaker 1: walk down the street and I'll be like, I wonder
Speaker 1: what her ass looks like naked. It's like I wonder
Speaker 1: how well he foxs, or like you'll see the outline
Speaker 1: of like ud dick in his pants. And I just
Speaker 1: totally fucking get all that. And I'm not even I'm
Speaker 1: not even really big on dick. It doesn't it doesn't
Speaker 1: do much for me. What it's about the ass? Oh
Speaker 1: it's about the ass? Oh interesting, honestly, sloppy bottom, Nay,
Speaker 1: sloppy bottom. I like a guy with an ass so much,
Speaker 1: and I and I miss it. Yeah, guy with an
Speaker 1: ass just just smacking the ass everywhere, fucking fucking sweaty man.
Speaker 1: As when I first when we were working together, I
Speaker 1: remember you telling me it was something about your fucking
Speaker 1: a guy in the circus. One of my exes was it, um,
Speaker 1: did he have a great sloppy man as he was,
Speaker 1: you know, he was beautiful and I love him with
Speaker 1: all my heart. He's an amazing dude. We never had
Speaker 1: the right sexual chemistry because I am might seem subdued,
Speaker 1: but when you talk to but I'm not, though, that's
Speaker 1: the thing, like I'm really will like go two limits.
Speaker 1: Well maybe that's why, because you can serve your energy
Speaker 1: during the day and when you talk to people, and
Speaker 1: then when the clothes come off, you just become an animal.
Speaker 1: I walk around. Do you walk around like Corny a lot?
Speaker 1: I've been doing that lately. I've been doing that lately.
Speaker 1: And I wonder too, Like I'll pass by people and
Speaker 1: be like, I wonder how people are in bed. It
Speaker 1: stems from a horn in this but also just like
Speaker 1: a curiosity. I don't know. I kind of guess, and
Speaker 1: I guess I judge people because I judge people whether
Speaker 1: or not I fun them, men and women. So I
Speaker 1: need to stop doing that because it's like, if I'm
Speaker 1: not going to fuck you, I shouldn't be judging you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if you're only doing it in your head, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm only doing in my head, and my facial expression
Speaker 1: is probably don't help either. So you make like nerly
Speaker 1: faces of God, you look like you would smell um.
Speaker 1: But I love thinking about other people have fucking and
Speaker 1: watching other people fuck. There's a chick across from my
Speaker 1: apartment in the building who's always getting nailed by some
Speaker 1: random ago. But it's really because I can see I
Speaker 1: can see them. I can I can see in the
Speaker 1: building across the street from me. Oh, the building I
Speaker 1: name at the apartment across the street. That's my New
Speaker 1: York dream. I can never see anybody from the first floor.
Speaker 1: It really sucks. What kind of kinky? Like? When did
Speaker 1: you become kinky? When did you When did you grow
Speaker 1: to appreciate sex and have it be a big part
Speaker 1: of your life? Oh? Wow, that is a very good question.
Speaker 1: When did I start to come into my own Probably
Speaker 1: probably when I was in my mid twenties. I really
Speaker 1: started to explore and realize that sex can be super
Speaker 1: exciting and it doesn't have to be you know, fucking
Speaker 1: mundane and just for function. Yeah, what happened? Um? I
Speaker 1: met a couple interesting characters. Um that one was a
Speaker 1: couple and the other one was a hooker, which totally
Speaker 1: led me down the wrong path. Don't worry. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't hook I will listen, I won't. I won't
Speaker 1: judge you. I've dated a lot of poorn stars, hookers
Speaker 1: and go go boys. They're freaksman, I love it. So wait,
Speaker 1: so what what kind of girls? But here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I love a good slut. Yeah, are gonna be masturbating
Speaker 1: to your this episode because your voice is so sensual.
Speaker 1: I can already I can already feel it. Um, So wait,
Speaker 1: what happened then? The first time you sucked a couple? Like?
Speaker 1: What what was the first elaborate sexual experience you've had
Speaker 1: where there was like set up you had to clean
Speaker 1: up afterwards, you know, like you've had a lot of those.
Speaker 1: It was a couple in the Hampton's that I had
Speaker 1: met at a party, a straight couple, straight couple, and
Speaker 1: she came up to me at the party and she's like,
Speaker 1: I want you to fuck my husband, my kind of gal.
Speaker 1: And I guess she heard the conversation because I end
Speaker 1: up talking about I end up talking about taking a
Speaker 1: ship and sex like all the time, and everybody like
Speaker 1: everybody's like, yeah, I totally agree with you. Taking a
Speaker 1: good dump is like the best thing ever And everybody's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'll point out the couples in the room that
Speaker 1: you know when they walk in they still fuck the
Speaker 1: ship out of each other, Like you know, like she's
Speaker 1: looking at his dick and she grabs his ass and
Speaker 1: like she's definitely gonna blow in the bathroom at the
Speaker 1: point in time and night, Like a fucking I can
Speaker 1: see one of those couples in a while. You know
Speaker 1: what the problem is is I pay attention to it
Speaker 1: sway too much. Like I like, I always catch a
Speaker 1: dude like almost on a daily basis with a heart
Speaker 1: on because I guess maybe I'm like paying attention radar.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's crazy. So she came up to me,
Speaker 1: She's like, I want you to suck my husband. And
Speaker 1: I was like, how do you know that I want
Speaker 1: to suck your husband. She's like, look at my husband.
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to suck your husband. Totally straight.
Speaker 1: He was like, they're both They were like in their
Speaker 1: early forties, really fit couple, like you know they like
Speaker 1: Hampton's like really fucking chic. He had a great body.
Speaker 1: She was like one of those Tracy Anderson chicks. And
Speaker 1: we just like met up one night and you know,
Speaker 1: had drinks and some snacks and and then we snacked
Speaker 1: on his butt. But it was really hot because so
Speaker 1: it started with them. We were all kissing making out.
Speaker 1: Then is this at a restaurant or at a hotel
Speaker 1: room or at the house. Well, I mean this guy
Speaker 1: isn't totally straight. Then well here's the thing. Just because
Speaker 1: you dude doesn't make you gay. It doesn't make you gay,
Speaker 1: but it means I means at least like buy curious. Um.
Speaker 1: I think for minute, sex is so different than women.
Speaker 1: I think it's just sometimes comes down to functionality and
Speaker 1: pleasure and there's not that emotional connection. I think what
Speaker 1: determines your sexuality is your emotional connection to someone. Well,
Speaker 1: I've heard like some people emotionally they're straight. I still sexually,
Speaker 1: I still don't buy the guy straight. You could be
Speaker 1: emotionally straight and sexually by sexually I was. I was
Speaker 1: happy he let me eat that. Oh yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know it's good, great, great for you. So there
Speaker 1: was there was just a lot of from there. It
Speaker 1: escalated to a lot of eating of orifices and I
Speaker 1: really I actually learned how to eat ass by eating
Speaker 1: pussy and I am n by eating pussy. I'm very,
Speaker 1: very talented at eating ass Yes, do you have any
Speaker 1: tips um the whole like just licking thing, thumbs down,
Speaker 1: boring boo. You gotta suck on that motherfucker like section
Speaker 1: is always the key to everything with mouth stuff. But
Speaker 1: you suck on the bottle. Yeah, and it gets nice
Speaker 1: and like just like yeah, I understand it. Don't suck
Speaker 1: too hard because I get yelled at when i'd get
Speaker 1: aggressive because when it gets really I just want to
Speaker 1: devour it. Wait, oh god, okay, I got to pop
Speaker 1: back in your mouth. I've never I've had people showed
Speaker 1: on my dick, but I've never in my mouth. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess because it's like, do you ever put your
Speaker 1: tongue like inside, I'm all about that, yes, yeah, because
Speaker 1: I you know, and when you're like okay, when you
Speaker 1: fuck this couple, you know, I mean you're assuming the
Speaker 1: guys cleaned out, because like Ardent always has like straight
Speaker 1: guys butt holes or juice doesn't want to go near them.
Speaker 1: It was very clay. Everything was clean. Have you ever
Speaker 1: had asshole not being order? Yeah, that's rough, which that
Speaker 1: goes that that gets down to my one. No, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not into ship. Yeah, no, thank you. It's very
Speaker 1: it's so sunny. I mean, I feel the same way
Speaker 1: I think most people do. But it's so funny that
Speaker 1: you also like suck in a butt hole, which I
Speaker 1: get I never sucked one, but I have put my
Speaker 1: tongue in a butt hole and I love it. But
Speaker 1: I would be like the line is so thin that
Speaker 1: it would cross into like hell, no, give me out
Speaker 1: of Harry. I need a shower, you know, I get that,
Speaker 1: But I could also do with like a little ripe man.
Speaker 1: But right, man, but you mean right, But let's look
Speaker 1: like you've been to the gym for a little while
Speaker 1: high like a peach. Yeah, like a little bit, a
Speaker 1: little bit when the butt hole wasn't in working order
Speaker 1: for those activities. How did you bring that up? It's
Speaker 1: like remember the video game Mortal Kombat. Of course you'd
Speaker 1: like go down and you'd be like finish him. I
Speaker 1: feel like that character. Um, you go, that's not happening
Speaker 1: and you need to go clean your hiney hole or
Speaker 1: you just avoid that. So you told him he had
Speaker 1: to clean his tiny hole. Yeah, bro, you just shid
Speaker 1: on me. And they're like all embarrassed, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: just go clean your ass and come back, and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna keep like I'm horny. I'm okay, so you would
Speaker 1: keep doing it. Sh It happens. That's very true. It's
Speaker 1: a part of our love. Yeah, it is what other
Speaker 1: what other things? I feel like three ways happened to you?
Speaker 1: You don't happen to three ways, Like it just comes
Speaker 1: upon you. Is that true? Yeah, because we've get getting
Speaker 1: a lot of ink. We always getting queries about three ways.
Speaker 1: And I've never met anybody in the one person but
Speaker 1: she was kind of she can work show, so it
Speaker 1: was it. It wasn't in the wild, but like truly
Speaker 1: random that you've never met before that doesn't know who
Speaker 1: you are, You don't know who they are, Like, how
Speaker 1: do you What are some tips? I'm just thinking about
Speaker 1: a situation recently, Um, what are some tips? I think
Speaker 1: you have to be first of all, put down your
Speaker 1: fucking cell phones and look up. Okay, because it's like
Speaker 1: you said, in the wild, it's so much more fun
Speaker 1: to find it on the street. A real estate as
Speaker 1: is saying this, Yeah, that's impressive. Put down your phone,
Speaker 1: open your eyes around you because there's a lot of
Speaker 1: people who are on the hunt for sex on a
Speaker 1: daily basis, so it's not that hard to find. How
Speaker 1: can you identify somebody who's on the hunt for sech
Speaker 1: eye contact? It's that a little bit too long where
Speaker 1: you feel it in your penis or your penis or
Speaker 1: your hiney hole, depending on what you like. Your hiney
Speaker 1: hole wiggles, pucker's like it's like a heartbeat. Um. So
Speaker 1: it's it's all about the eye contact and then the
Speaker 1: body language. And then here's the thing. Guys and gals
Speaker 1: lose the fear. Go up to somebody. And here's here's
Speaker 1: my tip. If you see somebody on the street you're
Speaker 1: attracted to, you do that over the shoulder look thing.
Speaker 1: Walk up to him and say, I'd like to introduce myself.
Speaker 1: I find you very attractive. I'd love to take you
Speaker 1: for a drink. But if you're seeing someone or have
Speaker 1: a significant other, I totally respect that you know otherwise
Speaker 1: I'd like to get your number. It gives you and
Speaker 1: that other person an easy out without feeling uncomfortable. And
Speaker 1: that's one of the safest ways to just go up
Speaker 1: and do it. If you are interested in somebody, go
Speaker 1: up and do it, because again, eye contact the time
Speaker 1: they're going to give you a number. Really, yeah, but
Speaker 1: you're also hot. I was like, I was like, you're
Speaker 1: like six ft five and like a ten. So this
Speaker 1: is a very confident approach for you know, and I
Speaker 1: love how you didn't give them the option of well,
Speaker 1: the only reason you wouldn't want to suck me is
Speaker 1: if you're already in a relationship, not because you're that's
Speaker 1: that's a speed bump, not a stop sign. Um Okay,
Speaker 1: I like that. Confidence is the sexiest thing. No, I agreed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And if you really think about it too, like, what's
Speaker 1: the worst that's gonna happen? They're gonna go no thanks,
Speaker 1: especially I don't know them, who cares? You never see
Speaker 1: that person again? Most likely? Yeah, you want to suck
Speaker 1: somebody doesn't want to suck you. So so my question
Speaker 1: for you, you two lovely chicks, if you had a
Speaker 1: dude walk up to the street and say that to
Speaker 1: you or a chick at that, what would you What
Speaker 1: would your response be? A man, I would be no,
Speaker 1: go for me. A straight man doing that to a
Speaker 1: straight woman that just to meet, like, because it never happens,
Speaker 1: and usually when it does with someone who's gross, like
Speaker 1: it's just if they were, I would think they were
Speaker 1: a serial killer. I don't get it. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 1: the interaction sexually between gay men is much different than
Speaker 1: like straight men, and because there's a fear that you
Speaker 1: have when you're a straight woman, that is, that's just
Speaker 1: just different. A lot of times with straight men, they
Speaker 1: they will and it's it's it's it's a small percentage,
Speaker 1: but I think that small group ruins it for every
Speaker 1: sort guy. But there's a small percentage that if you
Speaker 1: reject somebody, they get I rate and I've had that
Speaker 1: happened before. I've had guys call me a dumb bitch
Speaker 1: or a fat hole or whatever the funk if you
Speaker 1: say no, and obviously it's just because he's insecure, and
Speaker 1: that's fine. You need to turn around to him and
Speaker 1: say tell me more, daddy, No, listen, I did that.
Speaker 1: I do get that, and you have to take that
Speaker 1: into consideration. If a woman did that to me, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, hell yeah, if a woman did, it would
Speaker 1: be much better because I wouldn't be fearing of my
Speaker 1: safety because like, but I've actually gotten a few straight
Speaker 1: straight guys phone numbers by doing that. The whole I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't usually do this, but yeah, well that's the
Speaker 1: that's the hot part of it, especially if the guy
Speaker 1: as a wife or family or whatever the funk. I
Speaker 1: guess that's hot. That's I would imagine for them. People
Speaker 1: just need to be more open sexually. I agree. And
Speaker 1: there's so many people they're so uptight about it and
Speaker 1: don't it's annoying. Um so wait, guys are just like,
Speaker 1: let me fuck you. Yeah, why can't we fuck? What's
Speaker 1: your problem? We'll record that next. There's plenty of people
Speaker 1: who are because that we talk to people all the time,
Speaker 1: and like most people are pretty like down for some
Speaker 1: ship that you wouldn't think that they would be down for.
Speaker 1: What's Have you ever been presented with a somebody's kink
Speaker 1: that you're like probably the first, No, I haven't had
Speaker 1: a what I've had? Oh, this is a new experience.
Speaker 1: Like the first time that I fisted a dude, you
Speaker 1: fisted a guy's but after that several I love you
Speaker 1: have a big fist. Yeah, your fist. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: it right now. It hurts. Yeah, my butt hurts looking
Speaker 1: at your fist. But also like like if you fisted
Speaker 1: a giant I'd be like, oh, I could have a baby,
Speaker 1: no problem, Like your your fist is the size of
Speaker 1: a baby's head. Probably, Um, what can you walk us
Speaker 1: through some fisting techniques because fisting is something that I
Speaker 1: really can't get into or understand, and I want to
Speaker 1: be open to fist and it's not you're not like
Speaker 1: doing this with your Actually you're not like clenching your fist.
Speaker 1: You know you are, because when women get fisted, it's
Speaker 1: more like your fingers are straight out and they're not
Speaker 1: you know, curl, not the way Margaret, don't explain it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love my girl, obsessed with her. Uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's all about the lube. First of all, you've
Speaker 1: got to take your time. So J lube is the
Speaker 1: best jube. J lube which is like that water based
Speaker 1: or oil based. It's water base because you have to
Speaker 1: actually add water. It's a powder. It was like sometimes
Speaker 1: construction type material. At one point it's like, let's use
Speaker 1: this on our dick store. So that's J loub is
Speaker 1: great for fisting. You add water to it, you shake
Speaker 1: it up, and you have to like squeeze it in
Speaker 1: the person's hole because there's a little point on the
Speaker 1: right like an animal kind of thing. You don't you
Speaker 1: don't go into it. It's something that you have to
Speaker 1: work up to. So you've got to use toys to
Speaker 1: work up to there, and also you've got to get
Speaker 1: the sphincter to relax. So and what kind of toys
Speaker 1: but plugs dil dos dil does you start with like
Speaker 1: a top you obviously you start small and work your
Speaker 1: way up. You start a small, working way up. But
Speaker 1: it's something that if you really want to get into fisting,
Speaker 1: you can't just like do it once a week. You
Speaker 1: have to meeting like the toys and the preparation to
Speaker 1: become malleable that your butt hole is fist. Right, you
Speaker 1: got to like do that every day other day. Oh
Speaker 1: you got because you got it. If you're there's can
Speaker 1: there's construction and there's destruction. Um, and then you know,
Speaker 1: but with the butt hole ever. Um. One time I
Speaker 1: got a colonic and the lady said, oh, what it's
Speaker 1: like butth hole? And I was like thanks, And she
Speaker 1: said she has had clients who because she said it
Speaker 1: was because of anal sex, like just a lot of
Speaker 1: anal sex all the time. That the butt hole is
Speaker 1: like kind of just loose permanently. It can happen. It
Speaker 1: can happen. I mean there's but that's like an extreme.
Speaker 1: If your assholes like open, Yeah, butth holes after they've
Speaker 1: been fucking locket looser, they're not. Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: also like that. I don't want to suck somebody who
Speaker 1: hasn't and doesn't know how to be fucked. Like a
Speaker 1: really tight asshole does nothing for me. I would have
Speaker 1: thought you would like a tight bottle because I would
Speaker 1: feel better hurt. Yeah, it's like you want to hunger.
Speaker 1: You want them to be hungry for your debt. Yes,
Speaker 1: because if you don't, like if your access to tight,
Speaker 1: you don't know how to get fun. You're not experienced
Speaker 1: and you don't Oh no, listen that whole like I'm
Speaker 1: just a little boy walking home from school. Now, that's
Speaker 1: fucking that is that's like creepy next door neighbor from
Speaker 1: family Guy Herbert Talk. Okay, so so once somebody has
Speaker 1: put toys up there, but multiple days in a week,
Speaker 1: and then you're gonna fist them. Okay, so you scored
Speaker 1: the loop up their butth hole after the butt plug
Speaker 1: comes out, I've done. Popper's not for sion, just because
Speaker 1: I wanted to see what it felt like. It felt
Speaker 1: like my head was being inflated with helium. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't do pop hurt my head so much. And they
Speaker 1: really does it make the butt hole that great? It
Speaker 1: it makes you relax, Okay, so you just kind of
Speaker 1: like meditate. Yeah, it's so funny that mind body connection.
Speaker 1: I do a lot of breathing before but stuff, a
Speaker 1: lot of beforehand. Yeah, and while it's happening, I want
Speaker 1: to get back into butt stuff because I've had an
Speaker 1: orgasm there and it was a phenomenon. Yeah, yeah, with
Speaker 1: a vibrator. But it was like I didn't know that
Speaker 1: was a thing, and I was googling it at the time.
Speaker 1: They were like, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: And then now everybody on the internet shares everything. So
Speaker 1: it sounds like you both enjoy but stuff. At times.
Speaker 1: I have. I stopped doing it because it was it
Speaker 1: was more pain than it was worth, but it was Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I definitely need to have a glass of wine
Speaker 1: before I do it. I Yeah, last time I did
Speaker 1: anal I went to the er because I bled. But
Speaker 1: you know, not a lot of prep it happens, um.
Speaker 1: But I would like to get back into it. But
Speaker 1: I'm hearing from a lot of people who are experts,
Speaker 1: such as yourself. We talk to us a Kira. She
Speaker 1: was like, you need to do an like twenty times
Speaker 1: to really get good at it and like it and
Speaker 1: appreciate it. Well, if you want to GIF, you're curious
Speaker 1: about it, and you want to get into it, you
Speaker 1: need to start with your own preparation with toys that
Speaker 1: you can handle before somebody's trying to jam something into there,
Speaker 1: you know, whether it's they're they're pinky dick or their forearm. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but toys. I don't love a dick in my butt though.
Speaker 1: Like anal beads I like, but the anal beads are
Speaker 1: significantly smaller than penises. Have you had your forearm in
Speaker 1: a guy's But okay, that's when you make all those
Speaker 1: toys that we've seen a pleasure chest like, it's not
Speaker 1: for no one. You need to go a little bit
Speaker 1: deeper in the vaults of porn. Okay, See I don't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then a lot of anal stuff that I've watched
Speaker 1: they end up shipping and I don't like that, and
Speaker 1: so I just don't want to. Yeah, stupid in my
Speaker 1: mouth a little. You need to not watch poopy anal porn. Well,
Speaker 1: how do you make I mean, search poopy of the
Speaker 1: check box? No poo poo, no little turtlow around my porn. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: how the fuck do you? What's is the preparation similar
Speaker 1: for when you're gonna fist somebody versus put your whole forearm?
Speaker 1: How did you get your forearm up? A butthole was
Speaker 1: a very loose, very open butth hole. And the guy
Speaker 1: had no digestive issues in his life. Not that we
Speaker 1: didn't get that deeper than conversation. I know. It's like,
Speaker 1: so excuse me, sir, what is your date of birth
Speaker 1: or social Security number? And burrito? Does it come out
Speaker 1: right away? Come out? Oh? Now I can see your
Speaker 1: dinner from last night? No? No, no, how far up?
Speaker 1: Did your arm go to the elbow? To the elbow? Ye?
Speaker 1: Holy fucking this is a big man here too, and
Speaker 1: you're yeah, you're a big man. I'm six three sixty
Speaker 1: pounds but like tight muscle. Yeah you're jacked. They like
Speaker 1: that though, Well, apparently how long are you a bear? Um?
Speaker 1: I am Harry, I'm I'm like, I'm like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: more of a Yeah, bears are like thicker. I'm bear ish,
Speaker 1: but I'm like a daddy was going to say, I
Speaker 1: didn't know if that was like if they were still
Speaker 1: doing that looks like a thing. I kind of like
Speaker 1: that a little bit. Oh man, this is great. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call you daddy. Okay. Uh so, okay, when you
Speaker 1: kind of fist up the butt, how were you like
Speaker 1: Jack not jackhanry, but you were you going in and
Speaker 1: out or was the fish just in there and you
Speaker 1: were drinking them off? And how do you do that
Speaker 1: when your fists up a butt? So they're typically either
Speaker 1: in a sling there or they're on all fours. I
Speaker 1: mean you could be on your back with your legs up.
Speaker 1: That's like a lot of at the same time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, but I can like milk you from behind
Speaker 1: and play with your balls while with my left hand
Speaker 1: while I'm fisting you with my right hand. But typically ambidextrous,
Speaker 1: Oh you are ambixtrius. I can't even sixty nine because
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't concentrate on this while you're doing
Speaker 1: that to me. That's one of my favorite things. Back
Speaker 1: to the face while you're getting sucked off, do you
Speaker 1: remember the first time you fisted? Yeah, were you nervous?
Speaker 1: It just happened. I didn't even realize that my hand
Speaker 1: was going to just fall in there. It was like
Speaker 1: throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Whoa, whoa, Now
Speaker 1: that's not good, right, throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Speaker 1: That's a big hot dog. That's why not Okay, It's
Speaker 1: just I don't understand how these people are going through life, Like,
Speaker 1: is every like far to shark? Like what's happening? You know?
Speaker 1: Like there's just so many questions that I have about
Speaker 1: like a gust so big I would be I would
Speaker 1: really be worried about out. Yeah, I would worry about
Speaker 1: things falling out too. So okay, how how easily I
Speaker 1: would put a tampon up my ass? They have started
Speaker 1: to introduce that new product, Man ponds Man tampons but holes.
Speaker 1: That's for sloppy butt holes. When you've got when Jared's
Speaker 1: put his forearm up your ass, you're gonna need a
Speaker 1: man pond get Wow. Okay, So okay, when you first
Speaker 1: put your fist in the butthole, that was like throwing
Speaker 1: a hot dog into a hallway. How did you for play?
Speaker 1: Did you did you lick his ass? Did you give
Speaker 1: your heads up? It's like throwing a hot dog dow
Speaker 1: the hallway. It just kind of happened, Like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm all about a nice finger bang, but it just
Speaker 1: happened to go from finger bang to knuckle bang to
Speaker 1: my wrist in my fist being in a very open asshole.
Speaker 1: I was. I was totally out expectant. I was in
Speaker 1: my early twenties when this first happened. And your fist fisting,
Speaker 1: do you ever like reach for anything? Like, see if
Speaker 1: there's anything? Can I go shopping? There's the heart the river?
Speaker 1: You were like, what's in a butt hole? What is
Speaker 1: in a bundle? It's just all gushy mess, but it's intestine.
Speaker 1: So I didn't even think you like when you got
Speaker 1: your forearm up to the elbow that you're touching my
Speaker 1: rib cage and stuff moves around. Wait what can you touch?
Speaker 1: This is like? This is I'm not a biologist, so
Speaker 1: I can't tell you can get going, Karen, I everything.
Speaker 1: You're always gonna leave happy after you've seen me, trust me,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, your butt hole will be smiling U
Speaker 1: And how long does this fisting last? Obviously I'm sure,
Speaker 1: it depends because every man is different. But it depends
Speaker 1: because a lot of guys can't come when they're getting fisted,
Speaker 1: but they like to get fisted for a long time.
Speaker 1: That's funny because I've heard a lot of stories from
Speaker 1: this is usually from straight couples. But like, my boyfriend
Speaker 1: asked me to put a pinky or finger up his
Speaker 1: ass and I was like, really okay, And the second
Speaker 1: I did it, he just squired it all over the ceiling.
Speaker 1: It's just well, that's because he's having his prostate stimulating
Speaker 1: and he's not used to it. I was actually watching
Speaker 1: a porn the other day where this girl was second
Speaker 1: her boyfriend's dick off and he goes, fuck my ass
Speaker 1: like with her finger. It was so hot it came
Speaker 1: right away. I love pegging pn It's so hot. There's
Speaker 1: nothing hotter than watching a fucking hot woman a hot
Speaker 1: dude in the ass with strap on. See. I tried
Speaker 1: pegging once, but it didn't the second it was an
Speaker 1: inch and he was like wow wow. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: come shut up, it's supposed to hurt. Yeah. I should
Speaker 1: have said that, although I would have felt bad, but
Speaker 1: you know what, there's that fine line too of like
Speaker 1: being dirty and then being like you know me, But
Speaker 1: I also think of all the pain that women just
Speaker 1: kind of suck up during sex. Honestly, that's probably what
Speaker 1: it was that pissed me off. I'm like, oh, it
Speaker 1: hurts a little funk yourself interest. So tell me about
Speaker 1: the pain that you have during sex. I mean it
Speaker 1: hurts pretty much every I mean, like if you haven't
Speaker 1: had sex in like a couple of weeks, like every time,
Speaker 1: it hurts going yeah, yeah it does. And and sometimes
Speaker 1: like your vagina could be sore for no reason, not
Speaker 1: because you're sucking a lot, but just it can hurt.
Speaker 1: And then certain angles kind of aren't the most comfortable,
Speaker 1: but you're like making nauseous a little bit like your
Speaker 1: c six some time. Some angles make me see sick
Speaker 1: with dick inside me. Yeah, and just you know, I
Speaker 1: feel like getting dance avage just said us a lot
Speaker 1: getting being entered. When you're the one getting entered, it's
Speaker 1: just you're gonna feel more of the discomfort if annie
Speaker 1: that comes along with the sucks. Are you always a top? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That's why have you ever had your butt? Fuck? Um?
Speaker 1: I have two of my exes once with here's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's not. I would totally be into it. But there
Speaker 1: is nothing that to me turns me on about having
Speaker 1: a big, burly ass man. Um, get behind me and
Speaker 1: try to fund me in the butt hole? What if
Speaker 1: he was in front of you when you were on
Speaker 1: your back. There's nothing attractive and just like nothing. And
Speaker 1: first of all, I don't I don't like guys that
Speaker 1: are taller than me, so that would creep me out.
Speaker 1: Guys that are smaller than me. It's like a like
Speaker 1: a mouse. It's like a mouse trying to fucking elephant. Um.
Speaker 1: I just there's only there's only been one guy who
Speaker 1: I've been like if he wanted me to when you're
Speaker 1: dating have and I was like, listen, I give it
Speaker 1: a college effort. I'm totally fucking into you opening it
Speaker 1: whatever you want. Yeah, it ended up not happy. He
Speaker 1: ended up being a fucking loser, a douche bag. Sometimes
Speaker 1: it takes a second to find that out. You win some,
Speaker 1: you lose some. Yeah, okay, So so when you like somebody,
Speaker 1: you kind of have to you want to make sure
Speaker 1: that if you're a top, that you are he's a bottom.
Speaker 1: It's normally pretty clear and evident. I haven't really ran
Speaker 1: into that issue three times in my life. Oh you know,
Speaker 1: how do you know you do a top swagger? You? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah. I just get the sense as far
Speaker 1: as I'm concerned, they're all sloppy bottoms anyway, and I'll
Speaker 1: just take what i want. Wow. Hashtag me too, hashtag
Speaker 1: welcome to Jared's house. Hashtag me three, Sign me up?
Speaker 1: I'm interested? And uh so are you single? I am single?
Speaker 1: Are you seem like you're always sinkle? You know? Funnily enough,
Speaker 1: I've been in a two year, two year, two year,
Speaker 1: three or four year relationship, so I'm typically in a
Speaker 1: relationship and monogamous relationship really. Um, but right now I'm
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say I'm enjoying being single, but I'm
Speaker 1: enjoying being with myself really for the first time and
Speaker 1: doing like a lot of self improvement and self work. Um.
Speaker 1: And I've I've figured out through a disastrous relationship that
Speaker 1: I had with someone just because of my heartbroken, what
Speaker 1: actually want a need out of a relationship. But for
Speaker 1: right now, until I find that, I'll just have some fun.
Speaker 1: And you don't want to settle and it's i mean,
Speaker 1: the heartache that always sucks and relationships don't go well.
Speaker 1: I mean they're all not going to go well until
Speaker 1: one does. But you know it does. It does give
Speaker 1: you more clarification. W did you have your heartbreak in
Speaker 1: your last broken your last relationship? It was something that
Speaker 1: happened after my last for your relationship, it was short term,
Speaker 1: but sure sometimes those can hurt the most, especially when
Speaker 1: things are unanswered so that one day it's there and
Speaker 1: when the next day it's gone. It's like and so
Speaker 1: like when you like did all this time thinking like,
Speaker 1: what are the things that you realize you need in
Speaker 1: a relationship? Um? Number one, the sexual connection is key
Speaker 1: because I've been gone down that road of being in
Speaker 1: relationships with people that I thought I could fix and
Speaker 1: that turned me on at one point in time because
Speaker 1: well it vindicated me because you had a relationship, right,
Speaker 1: no desire for that. Ever again, I'm not here to
Speaker 1: fix your fucking issues. You ship before you come through
Speaker 1: my door. Um. And so that's really key. The emotional connection,
Speaker 1: and then it's physical. So have you ever read the
Speaker 1: not the Four Agreements, but the Side of the Five Languages.
Speaker 1: I've heard of that book. I have not read it,
Speaker 1: but I interested it's um words of affirmation, quality time,
Speaker 1: physical touch, acts of service, and gift giving. Mine are
Speaker 1: um words of physical touch and word of affirmation, and
Speaker 1: actually that's how I express my love. It's an interesting
Speaker 1: book to read, not just for relationships, but like just
Speaker 1: not personal relationships, but professional too. Oh it's amazing because
Speaker 1: I'm like all about acts of service, Like that's like
Speaker 1: my whole thing. Like I need a lot of acts
Speaker 1: of service. So but if you're with somebody and you
Speaker 1: get in a fight, instead of being like, honey, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna take out the trash and do the dishes and
Speaker 1: clean the house and they bring you flowers, you like,
Speaker 1: I don't want flowers. That act of service would have
Speaker 1: helped for me. I need someone who is first of all,
Speaker 1: very physical with me. And I don't mean just from
Speaker 1: the standpoint of fucking. Like I love when a guy
Speaker 1: wraps his hand around my arm and we walked down
Speaker 1: the street or kiss and we hold each other, and like,
Speaker 1: I'm very much into that. And then you know, the
Speaker 1: words of affirmation, because I don't really need anybody to
Speaker 1: do anything for me. I don't you know quality time.
Speaker 1: You know, I have very limited time, so you know,
Speaker 1: so those are Those are two other key things. So
Speaker 1: it's really emotional connection and that physical connect connection and
Speaker 1: then the sex. And I don't believe sex has to
Speaker 1: die and sationship. I think you have to be open
Speaker 1: and honest about what you want sexually. But if I
Speaker 1: can't have somebody who is it just a fucking dirty
Speaker 1: ass cock sucking slut, it's just not gonna work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I totally hear you. You should have a dating profile.
Speaker 1: It just says if I can't have a dirty ass
Speaker 1: cox sucking slut, just don't message. Don't message me, Yeah, don't.
Speaker 1: Let's not play games like I'm gonna take you to
Speaker 1: a really nice dinner actually on a date last night,
Speaker 1: But at the dinner I would be like, listen, I
Speaker 1: want to fucking ravage your asshole. We don't have to
Speaker 1: do it tonight, but I'm out with you right now
Speaker 1: and spending time because I want to ruin you and
Speaker 1: you're gonna enjoy it. And what did they say? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm really tired today because I got like
Speaker 1: three hours of sleep because of that night. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: last night, that's what I'm tired today. What did you
Speaker 1: eat before? Very concerned about that? Yeah, that's a good,
Speaker 1: great question. We well he had prep time before. Um,
Speaker 1: we didn't think. But I took him to dinner at
Speaker 1: Jhn George and yeah, Jared ain't going to take you
Speaker 1: to me. Then we went to the ballet. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: such a fine taste. That's why I like you, because
Speaker 1: you're dirty, but then you you're very You have great
Speaker 1: taste in art and in like good restaurants, good food,
Speaker 1: and enjoy life for life. And then we went back
Speaker 1: to because we didn't have enough time before the bellet,
Speaker 1: we went back to Jean George and we had our dessert,
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, and had wine and it was great.
Speaker 1: And then I took him home and he just like
Speaker 1: he gives a block away from me. What happens dance?
Speaker 1: And he ended up back in my apartment like two
Speaker 1: thirty in the morning. Yeah, oh, and then two more
Speaker 1: times this morning. And then I really would love to
Speaker 1: do it again right now, but I have a you're
Speaker 1: here with us and we appreciate it. Is he texting
Speaker 1: you right now? Um? Probably? So dick size doesn't matter
Speaker 1: to you, No, it doesn't. Micro penis. I don't care, okay,
Speaker 1: because first of all, I've never done it. I totally
Speaker 1: want to do this. Interesting that I'm going to close
Speaker 1: this on such an open forum. But I would totally
Speaker 1: a dude with a vagina. Oh so yeah, like a transpah,
Speaker 1: like a trans I think it's so hot because I
Speaker 1: love eating pussy. I love eating as I like a
Speaker 1: man's body. Would totally be into that. Wow. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've always often thought, um, like Bailey j I like
Speaker 1: her porn a lot, she's hot chick, and and I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's kind of perfect. But it's kind of amazing how
Speaker 1: many people like how many like my guy my guy
Speaker 1: friends are straight? How many of them watch that kind
Speaker 1: of Oh yeah, a lot of straight guys watch trans
Speaker 1: female a lot of people. Yeah, Well, do you think
Speaker 1: it's because just guys are obsessed with their own dicks,
Speaker 1: so they like see any dick or I think guys
Speaker 1: are obsessed with dicks because they have their own dick.
Speaker 1: I think because men are disgusting, they're fucking pigs, but
Speaker 1: women can be pigs. I just think we're not encouraged
Speaker 1: to be pigs. And that makes me sad a little maybe,
Speaker 1: but it's like such a natural instinct, Like we always
Speaker 1: talk about sex. Yeah, always talk about I like me
Speaker 1: and my girlfriends are always talking about funds are anomalies though,
Speaker 1: But I don't actually don't know what girls talk about.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't talk about. You talk about
Speaker 1: sex a lot more than I do, and I talked
Speaker 1: to all. I don't find it as interesting anymore, but
Speaker 1: because I'm like, you're not having sex, No, it's not
Speaker 1: at all. I like, I just think for me, like
Speaker 1: talking kills it. So I do have good sex, but
Speaker 1: I don't like to talk about I don't like talking
Speaker 1: about a lot of stuff, like like even when I
Speaker 1: was like for anance, like when I was in film school,
Speaker 1: I didn't watch a movie for four years because I
Speaker 1: was so tired of talking about it and like so
Speaker 1: it ruins the act for me. I don't like it
Speaker 1: like that. I'm kind of like l like this like
Speaker 1: like new thing where we all get to get in
Speaker 1: there and like drink drinks and talk about sex and
Speaker 1: like fuck each other's spouses. Like not for me. So
Speaker 1: you're more like for you're you're like any type of girl. Yes,
Speaker 1: I loved st that is a good way. I love
Speaker 1: eyeswide shut. Yeah, I don't like I'm not I'm very private,
Speaker 1: which is that that's why this is a nightmare. But
Speaker 1: sometimes as nice as just me to dude in the
Speaker 1: bathroom and end up in a stall fucking him. I agree,
Speaker 1: I agree, Well, I yeah see it, but I think
Speaker 1: from a woman's perspective, the odds of that working out
Speaker 1: well are so low. But like, I have a fun
Speaker 1: buddy now, I'm like, one day, I just want you
Speaker 1: to come over and you're gonna walk into I'll buzz
Speaker 1: you in, the door will be unlocked. I just want
Speaker 1: you to fun me and then leave and we don't
Speaker 1: say a word to each other. Yeah, I've done that
Speaker 1: more than once. I feel like you have. Have you
Speaker 1: gone a sex clubs and you just fucking spit on
Speaker 1: them and tell them they're a horn you walk out?
Speaker 1: That's fun. That's what we're talking A pounds. Have I
Speaker 1: been to sex clubs? Yes, I have been to sex
Speaker 1: club good ones. Not in a very long time. Sex
Speaker 1: clubs used to be a thing in New York. They're
Speaker 1: not really anymore because all the applications. I'm not on
Speaker 1: the applications. Yeah, I just it's I think for me,
Speaker 1: I'm not good at a buffet. I'll over I'll over
Speaker 1: eat and I'll keep going back to the service counter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I might lose a leg, so it's my My options
Speaker 1: are limited. And I'll just walk up to you on
Speaker 1: the street and be like, hey, how often do you
Speaker 1: walk to people on the street. Well, that's what happened
Speaker 1: on Sunday and I ended up last night. That was
Speaker 1: the Ballet and the gen George. You found him on
Speaker 1: the street. It's got a lot of money on stranger Wow,
Speaker 1: look at you. Well you're doing well. I'm doing all right.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to complain. I'm doing all right. I
Speaker 1: followed him on Instagram and I messaged with him like
Speaker 1: a long time ago, like back and forth, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be cute and get a date with you,
Speaker 1: like what the funding. Then they never responded. And then
Speaker 1: I saw him in Fucking Dwayne Read and he was
Speaker 1: getting like he's where all romance stars. He's buying airborne
Speaker 1: gummies vitamins and I'm buying Metamus. I saw him there
Speaker 1: and he was cute. People had an illness. He's like
Speaker 1: he wanted it, So I'm like, you know you want this, dick?
Speaker 1: Did you say that to him at one point in
Speaker 1: time when I because I walked him home from there
Speaker 1: and I was like, listen, I'm gonna take your dinner
Speaker 1: one night and then I'm gonna suck you and you're
Speaker 1: gonna like it. Have you ever had that type of confidence,
Speaker 1: like a line stemming from that type of confidence of like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this go awry in what way? Like
Speaker 1: that where the person was like no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: what Totally on a different part, I know how to
Speaker 1: play my cards right people very well. Yeah, And that's
Speaker 1: part of your job too, is reading people, read people
Speaker 1: very well, because there's some other ones that I would
Speaker 1: I would love to do that and say that too,
Speaker 1: but I have baby steps. Okay, patience, patience, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And have you ever watched because you're bro I feel
Speaker 1: like the luxury real estate industry in New York is
Speaker 1: is a very sexy industry. I think there's a lot
Speaker 1: of sexy people in it. And then I recently found
Speaker 1: this trend of real estate porn what the fun like
Speaker 1: where theyre like real estate agents, let me show you
Speaker 1: this house and send my pussy look at him high
Speaker 1: downstairs And okay, so you don't you've never watched it.
Speaker 1: I've always wondered if people in the real estate profession
Speaker 1: who are like hot watch real estate porn or have
Speaker 1: had as a result of that category being so popular,
Speaker 1: are in the midst of a showing and then you
Speaker 1: look around the guy's dicks out no comment, huh, I
Speaker 1: cannot confirm nor to not well obviously, Like, have you
Speaker 1: ever had somebody hit on you when you were like, yo, bro,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Not really? And I have to
Speaker 1: really think people don't hit on me. I never, I never.
Speaker 1: You're intimidating. I've just asked you for a three way
Speaker 1: like on the podcast, and yeah, but I mean, like,
Speaker 1: would you randomly walk up to the street and because
Speaker 1: I don't, I wouldn't know that you're like a teddy
Speaker 1: bear and a nice guy even like most like dudes
Speaker 1: don't know that I would a dude, So oh, I
Speaker 1: guess they Yeah, So do people assume you're straight? Ever? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I say. I was like, you get a lot of
Speaker 1: women coming up to you and hit on you on you,
Speaker 1: um no, but they're cute and they try to flirt
Speaker 1: with me, and I'm an asshole, so I flirt back. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you you don't You're not disgusted by pussy. So
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Here's the thing, and I'm going this
Speaker 1: for this statement, I'm actually going to censor myself. But
Speaker 1: if it weren't for a pussy, you wouldn't be here
Speaker 1: sucking dick. That's true. Okay, let's be very clear about it,
Speaker 1: the statement. Get over it and respect it. You don't
Speaker 1: have to like it, but respect it. If it weren't
Speaker 1: for that, you wouldn't be chasing cock around. That's I mean,
Speaker 1: I wish more people had that. But like if a
Speaker 1: hot if a hot woman came up to you and
Speaker 1: hit on you and wanted to sleep with you now
Speaker 1: in your life, would you be into that or at
Speaker 1: this point where I am mentally, emotionally, psychologically, physically, yeah,
Speaker 1: I probably would. Yeah, okay, yeah, because because it would
Speaker 1: like be fun. And I've been, I mean, for this
Speaker 1: last six months, I've been having great, great crazy heterosexual
Speaker 1: really dreams dreams dreamin you're just say cravings like I've
Speaker 1: been having some pussy. I've been craving that pussy. Say
Speaker 1: it like that. Get over here, young lady. That's terrifying.
Speaker 1: What other adventurous things have you done? Because I just
Speaker 1: feel like your resume is stacked with create Like what
Speaker 1: other activities do you do or have you done that
Speaker 1: are like I would say, putting your arm up to
Speaker 1: the elbow open asshole. That's like fucking fascinating and amazing.
Speaker 1: What else? What else you got on your repertoire um
Speaker 1: whips and chains are fun? What kind of gotten into
Speaker 1: like a little bit of bondage stuff bondage? How what
Speaker 1: what tools do you use? Like um chords, like you know,
Speaker 1: ropes like special ropes you can get a like a
Speaker 1: sex store. Gags like cuffs like handcuffs and things like that.
Speaker 1: Because it's it's interesting you. When you're young, you think
Speaker 1: it's like get to the finish line, bang bang bang,
Speaker 1: I don't want to know your name. All they want
Speaker 1: bang bang bang. When you become an adult, it's like
Speaker 1: it's kind of a it's a it's a process. I
Speaker 1: have that same photo over my bed, by the way,
Speaker 1: but in color you dolor. I love really have that
Speaker 1: same thing over my bed. Everybody always comments on my mom.
Speaker 1: My mom saw and she was like, what is that mean?
Speaker 1: Likes box Head who cares so um, you know, like
Speaker 1: leather masks and things like that, and just you play
Speaker 1: with it a little bit more. You don't have to
Speaker 1: come right away. Sometimes when you work up to it
Speaker 1: over hours, it's like really hot, really sexy. What's the
Speaker 1: longest amount you've got? Like how long has sex lested
Speaker 1: for you? Like, what's your record my record of times
Speaker 1: coming in twenty four hours or just like one session
Speaker 1: session meaning one you had sex with somebody for twelve
Speaker 1: hours or something, probably about five or six because he
Speaker 1: had to go to work and then came back. But
Speaker 1: that was it was. It was interrupted by responsibility. Crazy
Speaker 1: crazy sexual experience came like eleven or twelve times that day.
Speaker 1: You can come that many times in one day normally
Speaker 1: can get back up with him five to ten minutes afterwards. Really,
Speaker 1: by the time I get around the like four or
Speaker 1: five plus, it's only like, damn, what you're walking around horny?
Speaker 1: Good God? If I had that much Chris in me,
Speaker 1: I'd be like help in the trees. I have to
Speaker 1: jerk off every morning. If not, I can't concentrate. Wow wow,
Speaker 1: And you just watch porn when he jerk off. Obviously
Speaker 1: it's annoying. Though it's annoying, it's like it's distracting. It's
Speaker 1: fucking annoying porn. Being this horny, you have to have
Speaker 1: good time management. If you have time to jack off
Speaker 1: to porn before you leave for working there, how long
Speaker 1: does it take you when you jernk off in the morning.
Speaker 1: I like to give it a good like twenty minutes. Okay,
Speaker 1: you that you have to get to I've I've had
Speaker 1: a nine to five or like a job. I would
Speaker 1: get up in the morning and master me before. But
Speaker 1: I can do it in five minutes. Yeah. But I
Speaker 1: just know Christina in the morning and I was like,
Speaker 1: I just can't see those half balls. It's me trying
Speaker 1: to make my mornings better. So when she's a real
Speaker 1: raving lunatics at work, well, you know, it's funny. I
Speaker 1: can go along. I can go a long time without disturbating.
Speaker 1: It's very difficult, though, to go a long time without sex,
Speaker 1: because then I get that's when I get agitated. Which
Speaker 1: is interesting. Lately I've been going for me a long
Speaker 1: time without sex like that three days. No, I actually
Speaker 1: up until like this past week it was almost two months.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is more than I expected. It's because
Speaker 1: I you know, sometimes I'm just like I know, I'm
Speaker 1: really you you're going to have a blast, but I'm
Speaker 1: not going to enjoy this, right, and you don't want
Speaker 1: to do I don't want to have that kind of
Speaker 1: sex anymore. I don't I'm worth it. Depressing. Depressing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you leave and you're like, god, damn it, he
Speaker 1: got all out of this and I was just there,
Speaker 1: you got it, just like, yeah, you gotta respect yourself. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: that's not good. So wait when you fuck this guy?
Speaker 1: That was that the first time in two months that
Speaker 1: you have had sex? Um? No, there was somebody before
Speaker 1: him a few days, well, about a week ago, and
Speaker 1: then yesterday, last night and this morning. I have a question.
Speaker 1: What is the difference for you? You've you've had sex
Speaker 1: with women? Right? The difference between fucking a vagina and
Speaker 1: a butt hole? Not much really, because I feel like
Speaker 1: you have to be a lot more genuine it's the butthole.
Speaker 1: But that's probably for more experienced. Yeah, and when you're
Speaker 1: with somebody who's more experienced, there's not much of a
Speaker 1: difference because they relax and they can get railed too.
Speaker 1: It's more of the physical body is harder on a
Speaker 1: man obviously than a woman. Yeah, damn, okay, wow, And
Speaker 1: I just I like somebody that I can take out
Speaker 1: a little aggression on you without hurting them, right right
Speaker 1: right right? Yeah, just thinking of that my butt hole. Nope,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'll ever do ANAL again. I
Speaker 1: scared you away from anal. No, it's just no, not you.
Speaker 1: But the last experience I had with it, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I just can't get to the I just there's another hole,
Speaker 1: just like right there, and it just feels so much better.
Speaker 1: So I just put in that one, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Well, listen, if it feels better, put it
Speaker 1: in that one. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I can
Speaker 1: never tell. Have you ever tried both? Oh? Dp No?
Speaker 1: But I was talking to my fun buddy about that,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, if I got to
Speaker 1: the point where I could comfortably have anal, but comfortably
Speaker 1: not meaning necessarily that I there's no pain on my
Speaker 1: part because I don't. That doesn't bother me that much,
Speaker 1: but like you can pound my butt, then I would
Speaker 1: do it. Would you do like because I like I
Speaker 1: like double plantation? No, absolutely not. I like getting I
Speaker 1: think the idea of getting filled up is very hot.
Speaker 1: Would you do like a whole group of dudes like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like one of my fans. I think. I think
Speaker 1: that is the thing I love to see, like to
Speaker 1: really fucking hot dudes for the chick together, big fucking
Speaker 1: rock hard cocks and they're like they're all gently grazing
Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, I'm not gay, so don't touch me.
Speaker 1: They're like, you know, like balls to balls so hot. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the part that I can't get into that. But
Speaker 1: I was like, just suck each other. I would love
Speaker 1: in a in a world. We've interviewed a guy who's
Speaker 1: like a sex educator and he lives at a sex
Speaker 1: house and Glynn and he said, for his one friend,
Speaker 1: his one friend, his girlfriend's birthday, they arranged a gang
Speaker 1: bang and they had a casting for it, and they
Speaker 1: all but they're they're that a community of people. They're
Speaker 1: all they're very sex positive. They all say this is
Speaker 1: when I was last tested, and these other you know,
Speaker 1: they have a discussion up front and then they kind
Speaker 1: of don't lose the excitement for the actual act and
Speaker 1: then they staged a gang bang. I'm like, that is
Speaker 1: heaven for me. Casting is cool. I like that casting
Speaker 1: aspect porn videos too. How did she submit this request
Speaker 1: for a gang bang. She just told her boyfriend. Her
Speaker 1: boyfriend went to this guy that we had interviewed, and
Speaker 1: then because they live in a sex Housey, that's literally
Speaker 1: what it is. They had access to people that's really hot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm totally into that. Yeah, and I feel like getting like, guys,
Speaker 1: you should live in a sex house. That sounds like
Speaker 1: a flourish sounds sounds really like I would be very
Speaker 1: distracted all the time. Okay, even more so, you know
Speaker 1: yourself best, you know that you get work done. It's
Speaker 1: like I go out and I have drinks to drinks
Speaker 1: from my limit because I'm a lightweight and I don't
Speaker 1: want to feel my way. It's hilarious. I'm a very
Speaker 1: cheap date. Um, and any more than two drinks, my
Speaker 1: dick doesn't function properly. Really. Yeah, so I like I
Speaker 1: know my limits and everything. Like it's another reason why
Speaker 1: I won't go on apps because I just distracted all
Speaker 1: day long. Yeah, they get a little addicting. Have you
Speaker 1: ever gone out with somebody or been in a relationship
Speaker 1: with somebody who was less successful? Yes, And did that
Speaker 1: play a role in the relationship. How did you feel
Speaker 1: about that earlier or when I was younger. Um, it
Speaker 1: did because I felt as if I had the upper hand.
Speaker 1: Um it changed later on where they felt insecure, inadequate
Speaker 1: over a longer period of time. It doesn't matter to me,
Speaker 1: U upper hand. What do you mean by that? Like
Speaker 1: I thought I had more control, Yeah, because you're going
Speaker 1: to go somewhere. Obviously you would have to pay for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it'd be even more control and saying, you know
Speaker 1: what happens in the relationship. But I've gotten over that.
Speaker 1: I've gotten over that ego issue that I've had, And
Speaker 1: you know, equality and a relationship is equality in a relationship,
Speaker 1: and a paycheck doesn't mean a fucking thing, you know.
Speaker 1: And if you're playing that card, you're a piece of shit, asshole,
Speaker 1: and you need to get some help. So I don't
Speaker 1: have those personally have those issues. I just want to
Speaker 1: be with somebody who I just fucking when I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I get to see you going home
Speaker 1: and I am so excited to see you and then
Speaker 1: just rip each other's clothes off, funk like monsters eat
Speaker 1: and then cuddle on the couch. That sounds nice. And
Speaker 1: if you could like find me a straight dude with
Speaker 1: a huge fucking huge ass. He wants to do that,
Speaker 1: that's a problem. Must a problem. My straight buddies sucked
Speaker 1: me up because we have the most amazing, fun relationship,
Speaker 1: the coolest shit. But we don't fuck like just like
Speaker 1: we hang out, we go work out together. We just
Speaker 1: laugh and we do ship and there's no pretense. It's
Speaker 1: one of the issues that I have with gay dudes.
Speaker 1: There's just drama. I can't I can't. I can't do drama.
Speaker 1: Do they get clingy with you? Well, it's not even
Speaker 1: getting clingy. I'm okay with clingy, but just there's just
Speaker 1: this this added layer of just because they're gay and
Speaker 1: they want to fuck you. With the straight guys, they
Speaker 1: don't want to fuck you so they say so, then
Speaker 1: there's not that layer. I'm working on a couple of them.
Speaker 1: I've got a real clothes just like, just let me
Speaker 1: eat your ask just once. Do you think they would
Speaker 1: ever let you. There's a couple of them who I
Speaker 1: think if I got them in the right situation, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can be very by the way patience yet persistence,
Speaker 1: Yeah you win in the end. That's how Jerry got
Speaker 1: the Spice Girls, because it wasn't because of her looks
Speaker 1: and talent as well. No, no, no, she just kept
Speaker 1: bothering Therechelle, who's supposed to be the Spice Girl and
Speaker 1: the Spice Girls. Yeah, Jerry's not an original. She was
Speaker 1: just like, hey, guys, I'm still here. I'm still pretty
Speaker 1: available if you have an opening or maybe that's what
Speaker 1: she's yeah, and then she and then she came along
Speaker 1: and was like the star of the whole show, So
Speaker 1: tell me what you want, yes, exactly, And she was like,
Speaker 1: please just let me into the Spice Girls. I'm tired
Speaker 1: of cleandfes. She got that Latino blood. She's like girls,
Speaker 1: my clean houses with my mom when I was in
Speaker 1: middle school in high school, we would go up to
Speaker 1: rich people's houses and just scrub their toilets. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to be something someday, and you are something.
Speaker 1: Fucking kudos to you scrub toilets. There's worse things to
Speaker 1: do than clean a house. That's right, you could have
Speaker 1: You could have to clean that toilet with your tongue, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, I've had a few of them who
Speaker 1: really like that. Wait, okay, what I was gonna close,
Speaker 1: But no, we're not what I've just had very many
Speaker 1: public restroom encounters where they lick the toilet. That's so,
Speaker 1: that's not you're gonna get sick. Oh well, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to touch you or let you touch me if
Speaker 1: you do ship like that. But if you want me
Speaker 1: to piss on you while I'm standing in front of
Speaker 1: your own you're there with your mouth and you're gonna
Speaker 1: lick it off my fucking boots, I'm down with that. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: how do you how do you ask a stranger to
Speaker 1: do that? Well, it's like I said, it's all about
Speaker 1: the look. If I'm standing there and you're looking at
Speaker 1: my fucking cock, I might wrap my hands around the
Speaker 1: back of your neck and shoving my dick while I'm
Speaker 1: pissing and pissing your mouth. Wow, straight, guys, don't list straight.
Speaker 1: I was listening to Never. Don't get any ideas. This
Speaker 1: is this is talking about reading a room, well, pissing
Speaker 1: in the mouth. So if a guy's eyeing your cock
Speaker 1: while you're pissing, that to you based off of Obviously
Speaker 1: every situation is different, but like you piss in the mouth,
Speaker 1: that's a confident moves. It depends, It all depends. I
Speaker 1: mean I had one if They're like, I'm just looking
Speaker 1: for my contact liars, I can't see what They wanted
Speaker 1: to suck your dick after you were done peeing. That's
Speaker 1: the one I wouldn't be like I had I had.
Speaker 1: I had one of those recently when I was in
Speaker 1: l A. Actually, um, this this too fucking He walked
Speaker 1: in and I was like, yeah, we're actually still talking
Speaker 1: right now, and I'm pissing and we're in this fancy restaurant,
Speaker 1: but there's mirrors right in front of the orginal so
Speaker 1: you can see each other's dicks. Comes and I just finished,
Speaker 1: and he was looking to start looking at my dick,
Speaker 1: and I was like, he's got my dick, I was
Speaker 1: looking over it his and then we started to jerk
Speaker 1: it off and then oh that's fun. I'm like, so
Speaker 1: into the stall a fucking suck each other off. And
Speaker 1: I sucked the ship out of him. It was at
Speaker 1: the handicaps all um no, but it was a very nice,
Speaker 1: large and there were mirrors all around on the ceilings.
Speaker 1: They wanted you to fucking did anybody else come in
Speaker 1: the bathroom while you were? And he was he was
Speaker 1: such a fucking dude. He's like the scar on his
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Speaker 1: I love me hot hot dudes. Yeah, it makes like
Speaker 1: chasing Dick is like the one of the best feelings. Really,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's so great. It's so great. It
Speaker 1: makes the world around, and it's you know, sometimes it's
Speaker 1: the anger to your sanity or insanity. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I've been on both sides of that fence. You've been
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