Speaker 1: Yea, my dear friend, I know of no medicine fit
Speaker 1: to diminish the violent natural inclinations you mentioned, And if
Speaker 1: I did, I think I should not communicate it to you.
Speaker 1: Marriage is the proper remedy. It is the most natural
Speaker 1: state of man, and therefore the state in which you
Speaker 1: are most likely to find solid happiness. Those are the
Speaker 1: words of Benjamin Franklin. Welcome to the show. My name
Speaker 1: is Ben Oh Benny frank No relation. No, Well, you
Speaker 1: know you're sort of spiritual successors. That's very weird. I
Speaker 1: at least have better hair, if not a better position
Speaker 1: in American politics. That's true. But you're also, like Ben Franklin, um,
Speaker 1: a bit of a forward thinking innovator. Well, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. No, I sincerely appreciate that. Uh. They do
Speaker 1: in some places call me the the less cool super
Speaker 1: producer Casey Pegram, which I take is that, you know.
Speaker 1: I treat it as the significant compliment that it is,
Speaker 1: because Casey Pegram is the bar, and it's a very
Speaker 1: high one, and very few people ever meet that bar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're like one click below the bar. Oh no,
Speaker 1: took just one click. Man's uh reach must exceed his
Speaker 1: grasp else, what's a heaven for? Did Ben Franklin say that? Oh?
Speaker 1: That was Robert Browning, the poet, Robert Browning, Yes, yes, Browning. Well, um,
Speaker 1: here's the thing about Ben Franklin. We know him as
Speaker 1: one of the founding fathers of these fine United States.
Speaker 1: He was a part of the Second Continental Congress and
Speaker 1: was sort of like this, uh he was he is
Speaker 1: a really good diplomat, and that he kind of smoothed
Speaker 1: over some of the tensions between the other founding fathers.
Speaker 1: He kind of acted as like a little bit of
Speaker 1: a lubricant, if you will, a human lubricant. Um. He
Speaker 1: was also an inventor um and he published a Poor
Speaker 1: Richard's Almanac where he espoused the virtues of man and
Speaker 1: all of these little, you know, quirky sayings. Early to bed,
Speaker 1: early to rise and all that. And he apparently did
Speaker 1: get up pretty early every morning. In his autobiography you
Speaker 1: can read his daily routine that started with rising at
Speaker 1: four am daily. You always talk about his air bath, spen. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: he's a big believer in air baths. You read my mind, Noel,
Speaker 1: and air bath is what it sounds like. He sat
Speaker 1: around naked for his for his personal constitution. Additionally, he
Speaker 1: was a freemason, a polymath, and and many other things.
Speaker 1: He was a man of many interests and throughout his
Speaker 1: life from January seventeen, seventeen oh six to his death
Speaker 1: on April seventeen, seventeen nine d he changed the world,
Speaker 1: and a lot of his enterprises were things that would
Speaker 1: surprise the average you know, the the average high school student.
Speaker 1: You don't hear about a ton of the stuff he's done.
Speaker 1: You hear about some of his experiments into the nature
Speaker 1: of electricity and lightning. And apparently the whole deal with
Speaker 1: the key tied to the kites probably a myth entirely right,
Speaker 1: but he was credited as inventing the lightning rod. But
Speaker 1: today we're talking a little bit more about his little
Speaker 1: lightning rod there we go, uh, and the lightning rods
Speaker 1: of his friends. See. One of the things, one of
Speaker 1: the things that you may not learn in a middle
Speaker 1: school or high school history class about Benjamin Franklin is
Speaker 1: that he was also a real lothario, a crazed womanizer,
Speaker 1: sex thing. You could even refer to him as a
Speaker 1: bit of a rake, yes, yes, an uber rake big
Speaker 1: because he had there's so many different directions we can
Speaker 1: go with this, but we know that the founding Fathers
Speaker 1: at this point in time have moved into the realm
Speaker 1: of myth in many ways. Nol. I love that you
Speaker 1: point out at the beginning of the show that the
Speaker 1: key story is, you know, it's probably a myth. It's
Speaker 1: sort of like boy George Washington, Um, you know, not
Speaker 1: telling a lie and chopping down the cherry tree and
Speaker 1: all that, or wooden teeth, they were actually ivory. But
Speaker 1: in the case of Benjamin franklin sex life, we have
Speaker 1: documentation that proves not only uh, is there some sand
Speaker 1: to the scandalous stories about this man, but he also
Speaker 1: advised people on their own sex lives. You see, that
Speaker 1: excerpt that we began the show with is from a
Speaker 1: real life letter that Franklin wrote in sev The name
Speaker 1: of the letter is Advice to a friend on choosing
Speaker 1: a mistress, and this is again a real letter. It's
Speaker 1: strange because we also found that forty years before the
Speaker 1: Revolution even got under way in seventy nine, Benjamin Franklin
Speaker 1: was also a publisher, was reputedly publishing a tabloid newspaper
Speaker 1: that had an advice column about things that would be
Speaker 1: considered unmentionable in a lot of higher realms of society. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. And by the time his autobiography came out,
Speaker 1: it was pretty heavily censored because late in life he
Speaker 1: was absolutely honest about some of this stuff. But because
Speaker 1: of that, already approaching mythical idea of the Founding Fathers,
Speaker 1: they wanted to protect that legacy and make sure that
Speaker 1: you only remembered Ben Franklin's for Poor Richard's Almanac, and
Speaker 1: for early to bed, early to rise, and for being
Speaker 1: this model of virtue, studious nous, and steadfast goodness. But
Speaker 1: Franklin himself acknowledged that he was, in fact a bit
Speaker 1: of allege. He actually said this of himself in an
Speaker 1: often censored passage from the autobiography. Um he said, quote,
Speaker 1: the hard to be governed passion of my youth had
Speaker 1: hurried me frequently into intrigues with low women. Here's a
Speaker 1: kicker that fell in my way. Yikes. Oh. And then
Speaker 1: he also added, which were attended with some expense and
Speaker 1: grade inconvenience, besides a continual risk to my health by distemper.
Speaker 1: As far as we know, and we may not know
Speaker 1: all of it, This guy throughout his life ended up
Speaker 1: having what fifteen illegitimate children, that's what they say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and if he was around today, this guy would be
Speaker 1: a me too nightmare. Yes, I mean big time. He
Speaker 1: was well known not just for being alleged, but for
Speaker 1: being alleged for underage potentially women. He even there's a
Speaker 1: rumor that he carried on a relationship with a daughter
Speaker 1: and her there, Margaret Stevenson and her eighteen year old daughter, Polly.
Speaker 1: That was a little bit probably on the older side
Speaker 1: of some of his dalliances with young women. And there's
Speaker 1: a little bit of a paradox here. Well, let's back
Speaker 1: up and say you're right. In his final years, as
Speaker 1: he was aging in after Polly's husband had passed away,
Speaker 1: he moved her to Philadelphia to live by his side
Speaker 1: until he passed away in seventeen ninety. But this guy
Speaker 1: also tried to sleep with his friends mistresses, and as
Speaker 1: we will find, despite the rumors about his interest in
Speaker 1: younger women, he went on record several times saying that
Speaker 1: he actually preferred older women. In his correspondence and like
Speaker 1: in this letter that he mentioned and we'll get to that,
Speaker 1: the reason is a little bit more functional like long term.
Speaker 1: He's saying older women might be better for the long haul.
Speaker 1: But there's even a little I guess I'm a verse
Speaker 1: a mini poem, kind of a thrown about, uh the
Speaker 1: time of referring to his time in London, in paris
Speaker 1: Um and the reputation that he developed, and and said, Franklin,
Speaker 1: though plagued with fumbling age, needs nothing to excite him,
Speaker 1: but is too ready to engage when younger arms invite him.
Speaker 1: And that came about, believe it or not, folks, when
Speaker 1: he was in his seventies. Yes, so this was. This
Speaker 1: was some time after he had written this letter. He
Speaker 1: was well known for having what people would describe as
Speaker 1: an insatiable libido or sex drive. And let's let's go
Speaker 1: back to this letter. When he was writing to a
Speaker 1: fellow named Cadwallader Colden, which is a fantastic name, incredible,
Speaker 1: Mr Cadwallader to Colden, and he recommends, for as you said,
Speaker 1: some some ostensibly practical reasons, that Cadwalader consider choosing a
Speaker 1: not not a mistress, but choosing a wife who is older.
Speaker 1: He says, if you will not take this counsel and
Speaker 1: persist in thinking a commerce with the sex inevitable. Then
Speaker 1: I repeat my former advice that in all your amours
Speaker 1: you should prefer old women to young ones. You call
Speaker 1: this a paradox, and demand my reasons, and then the
Speaker 1: outlines seven fairly articulate reasons, but they're all stuff like, um,
Speaker 1: I don't know, it sounds pretty brutal. Number one. We
Speaker 1: can just give the gist because these are kind of long.
Speaker 1: Number one, he says, Uh, their conversation is better, like
Speaker 1: it's they're more for them to talk to because of
Speaker 1: their life experience, and they are more likely because and
Speaker 1: here's the problem with Ben Franklin, and this this comes
Speaker 1: up time and again and you can probably already tell
Speaker 1: he's a bit misogynist, um, and a little problematic. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: because some of these things are very condescending to women.
Speaker 1: Where he says, once they cease to be handsome, uh,
Speaker 1: they as almost as though they will appreciate so much
Speaker 1: that you're giving them the time of day that they
Speaker 1: will do anything for you, which sounds like a lot
Speaker 1: like Dennis Reynolds and always sunny, because yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: it's pretty bad. Um. So yeah, they'll take care of
Speaker 1: you when you're sick. They'll, you know, make your little
Speaker 1: cakes and soup medatory realizing here a little bit, but
Speaker 1: it sure seems like he's trying to give this guy
Speaker 1: advice of how to get like a nice like made.
Speaker 1: We'll also have sex with him, because he also points
Speaker 1: out aid don't mean nothing in the dark. Danny DeVito's character,
Speaker 1: Frank Reynolds, has a quote about that that we're not
Speaker 1: going to put on the air, but uh, if you know,
Speaker 1: you know. The third thing he says is that there's
Speaker 1: no hazard of having children. Then he says they're more
Speaker 1: discreet again because of experience, so they're not gonna blow
Speaker 1: up your spot if you're trying to TLC style creep.
Speaker 1: One thing we haven't mentioned another pretty little fact about
Speaker 1: Franklin is that he was in fact married. He had
Speaker 1: a common law wife by the name of Deborah Reid, who,
Speaker 1: like Tony Sopranos style, he just cheated on her constantly
Speaker 1: throughout the span of their forty four years of marriage.
Speaker 1: Um And also, as we know, he spent a lot
Speaker 1: of time abroad as a European ambassador, specifically in London
Speaker 1: and France. UM. So eighteen of those forty four years
Speaker 1: they lived apart. Uh, And apparently she during one of
Speaker 1: those overseas trips, she had a stroke, and Franklin didn't
Speaker 1: even come back to Philadelphia, UH to see her, and
Speaker 1: she she died alone, um in seventeen seventy four, which
Speaker 1: is a shame anyway you look at it. To continue
Speaker 1: these reasons of his uh, he mentions, I think no,
Speaker 1: you're alluding to number five when he said this older
Speaker 1: woman that he's described may not be as attractive per Franklin.
Speaker 1: He says the face first, gross, lank and wrinkled, then
Speaker 1: the neck, than the breast, in arms, than the lower parts,
Speaker 1: continuing to the last as plump as ever so that
Speaker 1: covering all above with a basket, and regarding only what
Speaker 1: is below the girdle, it is impossible of two women
Speaker 1: to know an old one from a young one. Here's
Speaker 1: the line I think you're referring to. And as in
Speaker 1: the dark, all cats are gray, the pleasure of corporal
Speaker 1: enjoyment with an old woman is at least equal and
Speaker 1: frequently superior, every knack being by practice capable of improvement.
Speaker 1: That's pretty gross. That's one of the things that leads
Speaker 1: some scholars to say this letter is satirical or comedic.
Speaker 1: He was a well known practical joker and satirist. And
Speaker 1: he also we haven't mentioned this yet, he also never
Speaker 1: sent this letter. He wrote it, We know he actually
Speaker 1: wrote it, but it for some reason was never sent.
Speaker 1: What are some of the other things he named? He
Speaker 1: also again doubles down in that hole like you're doing
Speaker 1: her a favor kind of vibe. Um says, he almost
Speaker 1: like tries to characterize having an affair, because again this
Speaker 1: is talking about a mistress. He's not talking about taking
Speaker 1: a wife, because he basically starts the letter off saying
Speaker 1: you should get married. It's the better idea to get married,
Speaker 1: because that is the most natural state of man. Where
Speaker 1: he can he compares a single man to the one
Speaker 1: part of a pair of scissors and a useless tool,
Speaker 1: and that you know, in order to be truly happy
Speaker 1: and fulfilled, you have to have a wife and have
Speaker 1: that other part of the scissor. Um. But he says,
Speaker 1: but if you're not going to do that, here are
Speaker 1: some tips on how to get you the best possible
Speaker 1: harem of mistress is presumably right, Um, so again virtuous
Speaker 1: to carry on an affair with an older lady. Um
Speaker 1: and he characterized it as such, quote they are so grateful,
Speaker 1: while saying it's less sinful um to sleep with an
Speaker 1: old woman than it is Uh. Then the act of
Speaker 1: quote debauching of a virgin um, which he characterizes being
Speaker 1: ruinous to both lady and gentlemen. Yeah. And then his
Speaker 1: seventh point, the penultimate point, is that the compunction or
Speaker 1: the regret or sorrow is less. Says if you have
Speaker 1: made a young girl miserable, it may give you frequent
Speaker 1: bitter reflections, you might feel bad about it later, but
Speaker 1: in this way you will make an older woman happy,
Speaker 1: which is again I know I used the word earlier,
Speaker 1: but it fits. It's kind of gross, right. And he's
Speaker 1: got one more point, which I think you mentioned earlier,
Speaker 1: which is they are so italicized grateful, which just stinks.
Speaker 1: And then he closes the whole letter saying, that's my paradox.
Speaker 1: But still I advise you to marry directly, being sincerely
Speaker 1: your affectionate friend, Benjamin Franklin. Benny Franks So this advice,
Speaker 1: you know, this is something you and I have not
Speaker 1: talked about yet. When we're off air. Do you think
Speaker 1: this letter is sincere or do you think it's some
Speaker 1: draft of a comedic device. I tend to ink that
Speaker 1: it's sincere. I do too, aving what we know about him.
Speaker 1: I hate feeling that. Yeah, because he, as you said,
Speaker 1: his libido was such a driving force in his life
Speaker 1: that later he himself came to feel terrible about it.
Speaker 1: But he was also known for trying to feel up
Speaker 1: almost any woman he found attractive, and he uh he
Speaker 1: treated his wife horribly. His biographer said that he had,
Speaker 1: or one of his biographers, a guy named Albert Henry
Speaker 1: Smith uh said it is no use blinking the fact
Speaker 1: that Franklin's animal instincts and passions were strong and rank,
Speaker 1: and that they led him to the commission of deplorable
Speaker 1: erata in his life, and that the taint of an
Speaker 1: irredeemable vulgarity is much upon this man. I know, and
Speaker 1: this is back, you know, in the early vulgarity. And
Speaker 1: we're harping on this, but it's important that we we're
Speaker 1: not making a hit piece on some American hero, but
Speaker 1: it is crucially, crucially important for us to acknowledge that
Speaker 1: this person was a human being and not just some
Speaker 1: airbrushed ideal of early America, which you know, not not
Speaker 1: to say that he didn't do some amazing things. It's
Speaker 1: just that he did a lot of horrible things. And
Speaker 1: when scholars tackle the question of whether Franklin was being
Speaker 1: comedic or serious, they go back to context clues, whether
Speaker 1: the letter was delivered, What other kind of stuff did
Speaker 1: he right? Uh? He for instance, wrote an article about flatulence,
Speaker 1: the Glorious fart or something like that part proudly, proudly uh.
Speaker 1: And that was satire, right, yeah, yeah, that was satire.
Speaker 1: But that was satire with I guess a cause because
Speaker 1: he was saying it's a natural act, don't be ashamed
Speaker 1: of it, that's right. And he had some hypocrisy going
Speaker 1: on there too, right, oh, big time. I mean in
Speaker 1: so many ways. Again, like in Poor Richards, he really
Speaker 1: tries to I don't know if he's trying to do
Speaker 1: it for the for the sake of vanity or whatever,
Speaker 1: but he's certainly all these aphorisms are meant to be
Speaker 1: these virtuous ways of living, these kind of the Tao
Speaker 1: of Ben Franklin kind of things, you know. But he
Speaker 1: he even characterizes sex um as a very utilitarian thing,
Speaker 1: referring it to it as something that should never be
Speaker 1: done for pleasure that should only be done for procreation,
Speaker 1: you know, for the greater good. Um. But obviously he
Speaker 1: did not practice what he preached in that respect at all.
Speaker 1: And he was even um. There was a rumor that
Speaker 1: he was a member of the hell Fire Club, which
Speaker 1: was a group of aristocratic men um who potentially engaged
Speaker 1: in like orgies and you know, all kinds of crazy shenanigans. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and was those rumors. I think at this point we
Speaker 1: still have to say he may have been involved, but
Speaker 1: those the circumstantial evidence was pretty pretty strong. We also
Speaker 1: know that he was Hoaxter, who was a troll for fun.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine him in the age of the internet.
Speaker 1: I'm having a tough time. Uh. He also was known
Speaker 1: for um doing all kinds of weird experiments. He had
Speaker 1: electricity parties when he wasn't holding orgies. Uh. He invented
Speaker 1: his own alphabet. We did a whole episode on that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did check back on that one if you want
Speaker 1: to hear more. And I think we talked a little
Speaker 1: bit about some of his inventions, not all of which
Speaker 1: were amazing. He had a we mentioned this in previous episode.
Speaker 1: He did make bifocals to make the Franklin stove. That
Speaker 1: was his first invention. He made the glass armonica, which
Speaker 1: quickly got a bad reputation due to the lead in
Speaker 1: the glass. Oh but you know that, But that's there's
Speaker 1: still this is a really cool instrument. It's got like
Speaker 1: a rotating drum kind of situation where it's like um
Speaker 1: beveled glass orbs, almost like you think of a Christmas
Speaker 1: decoration glass bowls, but they're all joined together. And you
Speaker 1: know it's it's the same idea as playing tones from
Speaker 1: a half filled or various levels of water and wine glasses.
Speaker 1: You rub your finger around it, it creates symnthetic vibration.
Speaker 1: But that they do still exist and if you look,
Speaker 1: if you google it, you can find some concerts of
Speaker 1: classical pieces being played on the modern day armonica. Yes,
Speaker 1: which will not poison people. Of course, this is such
Speaker 1: a ghostly distinct sound, Casey, if you could, could you
Speaker 1: play just a short clip of that soever we can
Speaker 1: hear the music perfect. That's some spooky stuff. Oh, Casey,
Speaker 1: by the way, well, while we've got you here, do
Speaker 1: you think this letter was sincere or meant in jest?
Speaker 1: That's a tough one. Um, it doesn't seem funny enough
Speaker 1: to be entire It's so hard to say something that
Speaker 1: old from such a different time. But yeah, it's probably
Speaker 1: probably mostly since here I would say, which is yeah.
Speaker 1: Also casey on the case, we have the verdict. So,
Speaker 1: as mentioned in a previous episode, he compiled a list
Speaker 1: of two hundred plus very specific synonyms. If you heard
Speaker 1: our previous episode, then you may know what we're alluding to.
Speaker 1: We would like to introduce you to the return of
Speaker 1: Ben Franklin's two plus synonyms for being drunk. I adore these.
Speaker 1: I never get tired of these. I feel like most
Speaker 1: of these work really well if you say them in
Speaker 1: a Cockney accent. All right, give it a go. I'll
Speaker 1: just do a handful. Let's see and then and then
Speaker 1: we can switch. Awa. He's at a tump over the
Speaker 1: head with Samson's Joe bone. He's Bridgie, He's cat Cha, grinned, capable, crapped,
Speaker 1: cher umbilico, cherry, mary wumple, cropped, cracked, concerned, halfway to Concorde.
Speaker 1: He's taken a chipping glass, cut cones in his head,
Speaker 1: a cup too much. I don't even know how to
Speaker 1: say this one. He's his copper, He's crocus catched, he's
Speaker 1: cut his capers. He's been in the cellar. He's in
Speaker 1: the cups, non compost, cocked, curried cut, chipper, chickory, loaded
Speaker 1: his cars. Okay, I like to do a few as well.
Speaker 1: Uh there's My favorites are the ones that don't make
Speaker 1: too much sense in the modern day. So stuff like
Speaker 1: I'll do a different English action, stuff like he makes
Speaker 1: Virginia fence. He's disguised with a Z. He's right before
Speaker 1: the wind with all his studying sales out. He's been
Speaker 1: too free with Sir John Strawberry. He's drunk as David
Speaker 1: sal He's seen the Yellow Star. He's as stiff as
Speaker 1: a ringboat. His shoe pinches him. He's staggerished. He's polite,
Speaker 1: he's wasted, he's paunch. He's been amongst the Philippians. He's
Speaker 1: contending with Pharaoh. And what what I think is uh
Speaker 1: weird about that is a while back I cooked up
Speaker 1: the euphemism that I like to use for when someone's
Speaker 1: had too much to drink, which was they're very charming.
Speaker 1: My mom likes that very charming. I love that some
Speaker 1: of these are just again we're going through alphabetically, but
Speaker 1: he's eat a toad and a half for breakfast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's he owes no man a farthing. He says as
Speaker 1: good conditioned as a puppy. He smelt of an onion,
Speaker 1: Which is so much of these euphemisms are just all
Speaker 1: dependent on intonation. Right. Oh, he's going to Jerusalem. He's
Speaker 1: got the gout, He's had a kick in the guts,
Speaker 1: been with Sir John goa man at Geneva, globular, got
Speaker 1: the Glanders. He's been before, George before, George, George heavy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know why he's apparently been. Franklin was trolling
Speaker 1: some people. I like to think that he had a
Speaker 1: friend named George and he was trying to make fun
Speaker 1: of him, making a figure of speech. I don't know. Now,
Speaker 1: that's a question I wanted to ask you. Man. I
Speaker 1: feel like this is sort of an anthropological experiment where
Speaker 1: he's overheard these in various pubs throughout his travels and
Speaker 1: he's documenting them. That's the official explanation. But some of
Speaker 1: these few all styled upon I would agree with you,
Speaker 1: you know, so let us know what your favorite one
Speaker 1: is a lot of biblical ones. Going to Jerusalem, Ben
Speaker 1: to Jericho, My favorite straightforward one is he's intoxicated. He's
Speaker 1: had too much to drink. Did you see nim topsical?
Speaker 1: He's nim topsical. That's like some Sioux stuff, right right? Uh?
Speaker 1: Or oxycrosium. Uh. So none of this, despite the fact
Speaker 1: that we both obviously think this is hilarious. Uh, none
Speaker 1: of this mitigates his overwhelmingly gross activities with women. Uh.
Speaker 1: In his his letter, which is pretty short, you can
Speaker 1: read in full online his letter does it sounds like
Speaker 1: to all three of us come off more sincere than
Speaker 1: uh coming off as a satirical piece, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? And thus ends the story of one of
Speaker 1: Ben Franklin's most famous or infamous unsensed letters. But this
Speaker 1: does not end our show, nol. I propose that we, uh,
Speaker 1: that we take a trip into a segment we haven't
Speaker 1: done in a while. Listener mail sounds great, man, what
Speaker 1: do we have? Our first listener mail comes from Christine
Speaker 1: See and it is in regards to our tooth fairy episode.
Speaker 1: Christine writes, my kids had the worst tooth fairy ever.
Speaker 1: She was consistently late. After a while, she started leaving
Speaker 1: notes explaining why a little notes written with pink or
Speaker 1: purple gelpin. One fairy was fighting in a civil war.
Speaker 1: One was in drug rehab for a fairy dust addiction.
Speaker 1: There were many others. I remember one of my daughters
Speaker 1: actually gave back some of the money to help. UH.
Speaker 1: These day are like tooth fairies. UM love the show, Christine,
Speaker 1: that's that's really funny. That's great. Thank you so much
Speaker 1: for writing. And we have received some great stories from
Speaker 1: everyone about their own tooth fairies avariances. Here's one from
Speaker 1: Mike T. Mike T says, gentlemen enjoyed the episode about
Speaker 1: the tooth Fairy. Didn't realize how recent that entity is.
Speaker 1: Since you asked, I had a fairly unorthodox approach to
Speaker 1: interacting with my daughter when she started losing teeth. This
Speaker 1: was about eight years ago. Instead of money, she got
Speaker 1: a poem under her pillow. The poem was purportedly from
Speaker 1: the tooth Fairy, and they were centered around the tooth loss.
Speaker 1: I still have a collection of about five or six
Speaker 1: of them on the computer, the Lost Teeth Chronicles. At
Speaker 1: some point our daughter actually wrote a letter to the
Speaker 1: tooth Fairy trying to figure out why she wasn't getting
Speaker 1: any money. She was pretty upset about it. I think
Speaker 1: she still has the reply from the tooth Fairy in
Speaker 1: her drawer somewhere anyway, Thanks Mike. So it sounds like
Speaker 1: we have a lot of parents who are taking an
Speaker 1: innovative and original approach to the tooth fairy story. I
Speaker 1: think that's pretty cool too, and it was not something
Speaker 1: that I really considered, but why not make it your
Speaker 1: own right? Absolute Lee? And since this practice is fairly recent,
Speaker 1: who knows the practice that you invent with your loved
Speaker 1: ones may become the like, the dominant thing, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? A few decades from now, people may
Speaker 1: be getting two fairy poems instead, or tooth fairy correspondence
Speaker 1: instead of Quarters or Nichols, or however works out with inflation.
Speaker 1: I'll have to check the episode out again. This concludes
Speaker 1: our listener mail, but not our show. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for listening. Please tune in for our next episode,
Speaker 1: when we uncover what may be the one of the
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