Speaker 1: Welcome to Guys We Fucked. Guys We Guys we Book.
Speaker 1: I'm Christina. I'm Corren. We're sorry about last night anti
Speaker 1: sluckt shaming podcast. I never stopped. Hey, fucker's how you doing?
Speaker 1: Welcome to another episode of Guys We Fucked. It's the
Speaker 1: Anti slushing Podcast. I'm Corren. I'm Christina. Apparently I'm getting
Speaker 1: my laryngitis back. Hi, Hello sexty. Uh So. This week's
Speaker 1: article is called two thirds of low income women in
Speaker 1: one major city can't always afford tampons and pads. They
Speaker 1: sometimes use their kids diapers, and even go to the
Speaker 1: er for period products. As a new study. Um. This
Speaker 1: is from Huffington's post Health by Katherine Pearson uh from
Speaker 1: January of this year. UM and period poverty is something
Speaker 1: that we have talked about before. We thought it was
Speaker 1: mostly happening um in like the prison system, and unfortunately
Speaker 1: it's just happening uh just your lady in American cities.
Speaker 1: Um So, A sertainly number of low income women in
Speaker 1: America cannot afford period products. So they're using rags, paper towels,
Speaker 1: and even diapers in order to not bleed through their
Speaker 1: clothing every month. Nearly two thirds of low income women
Speaker 1: in St. Louis area reported that they were unable to
Speaker 1: afford pads, tampons, or other menstrual hygiene products within the
Speaker 1: last year, according to a new study published published in
Speaker 1: the journal Obstiteeest. I know, I never and I just
Speaker 1: like I don't say it in my life, even though
Speaker 1: it has to do with me um and gynecology this week,
Speaker 1: and though the study was relatively small, the numbers are
Speaker 1: likely similar elsewhere in the country. This is an issue
Speaker 1: that has received an increasing amount of attention, particularly in
Speaker 1: developing countries, but when we looked at what was known
Speaker 1: and documented in more developed countries like the United States,
Speaker 1: there wasn't much. So again, this is something like I
Speaker 1: think a lot of times, especially as Americans, we think
Speaker 1: of proper poverty as like happening elsewhere, and it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, these like save the children as that we
Speaker 1: see where people are wearing are not wearing shoes, But
Speaker 1: there's a lot of poverty going on right here at
Speaker 1: home in the United States kids, if well, if if
Speaker 1: the US is your home, I know we have a
Speaker 1: lot of internationalists as well. Um, and it was a
Speaker 1: very it was a big surprise. Uh. And again they're
Speaker 1: referring to this as period poverty. Uh. So they surveyed
Speaker 1: more than eighty women who were recruited a community organizations
Speaker 1: that serve low income individuals, and they conducted three smaller
Speaker 1: focus groups, and they surveyed eighteen local community organizations directly
Speaker 1: to get their take on the scope of unmet menstrual
Speaker 1: hygiene needs. In addition to the two thirds of women
Speaker 1: who said they had been able to afford pads or
Speaker 1: tampons at least once in the last year, roughly one
Speaker 1: in five said that they had been in that situation
Speaker 1: every single month. Um. So this is just, you know,
Speaker 1: a huge health problem. Obviously, can't be bleeding all over yourself.
Speaker 1: People are using like rags, toilet paper, diapers that they
Speaker 1: have that they really should be using for their kids.
Speaker 1: They've been, um, like going into public restrooms and stealing
Speaker 1: paper towels. Um, having to go to the emergency room
Speaker 1: just to get a pad, and like the mesh postpartum
Speaker 1: underwear that you can get because they just didn't have
Speaker 1: anything to do in it. And it made me think,
Speaker 1: because you know you, you know, especially New York, so
Speaker 1: you can get condoms. So regularly, so easily you can
Speaker 1: go into a planned parenthood or they have them like
Speaker 1: you know, nightclubs and a lot of health organizations just
Speaker 1: have them like right out there, like a mint on
Speaker 1: the counter. Um. And you know, joke, we joke a
Speaker 1: lot about like, you know, tampon tax not being like
Speaker 1: the most important thing. Uh. But you know, if you're
Speaker 1: if you're someone in poverty, like tampons and pads when
Speaker 1: you really like look at it, are pretty expensive for
Speaker 1: what they are and you obviously need them. It's a
Speaker 1: health essential. It's something that is essential to you know,
Speaker 1: society keeping everything hygienic. And uh, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: feel like there definitely should be places where you can
Speaker 1: get them for free because it not only is it
Speaker 1: a health issue, it's like a it's a human decency issue. Um.
Speaker 1: And uh yeah, I feel like for all the things
Speaker 1: that we spend money on, we just don't we're constantly
Speaker 1: overlooking women and like also just not thinking of women
Speaker 1: in poverty situations. Like people just aren't even remembering that
Speaker 1: a homeless woman or a really uh low income woman
Speaker 1: is still getting her period and this happens every month
Speaker 1: and it lasts for you know, two to seven days,
Speaker 1: because it doesn't matter what your income is, you're gonna
Speaker 1: bleed once a month unless you're pregnant. Yeah, and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: so I mean there's not they don't really have a
Speaker 1: lot of suggestions of of what to do. Uh. In
Speaker 1: the absence of national programs to help women afford pads, tampons,
Speaker 1: and menstrual cups. Nonprofits and community health centers have tried
Speaker 1: to step in, but it's not there's no like organization
Speaker 1: nationally that really uh services this. So I think it's
Speaker 1: something to look into. If you're you know, in a
Speaker 1: group that's looking to do something charitable, that's certainly a
Speaker 1: good thing to look into. Just don't donating period products
Speaker 1: because I think we think, you know, food, clothing, but
Speaker 1: period product product so are often overlooked. And also like
Speaker 1: sometimes I think people just don't don't don't eat them
Speaker 1: because like you feel like it's embarrassing, but like you know,
Speaker 1: it's also it's more embarrassing to like bleed through your pants. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I've done him many times me too. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: sometimes you get off the one train and he's stand
Speaker 1: up and you're like, opsys, Yeah, sometimes it's time. So
Speaker 1: I has calculated that one audition for a West Side
Speaker 1: story in high school and then you go, I'm fully
Speaker 1: bleeding through my jeans or or you're or you're in
Speaker 1: the orchestra room with a cute boy that you think
Speaker 1: is hot, and then some other guy pulls your pants
Speaker 1: down because he thought it was funny, and then boom,
Speaker 1: you're wearing a giant pad. Yeah not the not the
Speaker 1: path of that guy's behavior. Oh yeah, no, he got
Speaker 1: kicked out of the I slapped him in the face.
Speaker 1: Good job. Yeah. I think that's the only time I've
Speaker 1: ever hit somebody non sexually. Proud of eat Girl, Thank you, UM,
Speaker 1: come see us live. You guys were on the road Temper, Arizona, Saturday,
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Speaker 1: with us. Indianapolis, Indiana, Thursday April eighteen through Saturday twenty
Speaker 1: Girl at Helium Comedy Club We're doing five shows. And Boston, Massachusetts,
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Speaker 1: May three at the Wilber Theater for the Women in
Speaker 1: Comedy Festival. For links to all of these shows, go
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Speaker 1: And if you're in New York City on Saturday, Marche,
Speaker 1: Wendy Starling and I are co host thing the March
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Speaker 1: starting with Baltimore on Thursday March. I'm gonna be a
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Speaker 1: And then um in April, uh, I think right, that's
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Speaker 1: Ohio on the fourth of April, which is a Thursday,
Speaker 1: and then on Friday, April five, I'm going to be
Speaker 1: in Cincinnati, Ohio. The venues for those, they're gonna be
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Speaker 1: And they're gonna be fun. And you know, it's purely
Speaker 1: stand up comedy. So if you don't like me, you know,
Speaker 1: it's not day. Yeah, it's not the it's not the
Speaker 1: gig for you. You know. I just want to be
Speaker 1: real clear. I don't want anyone being unhappy. UM. So
Speaker 1: some really exciting changes are coming to guys. We fun
Speaker 1: that we are very proud of and um really fucking
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Speaker 1: Karen and I have been We started out, guys, we
Speaker 1: started out on a podcast network for a couple of
Speaker 1: months and then we were on our own since then,
Speaker 1: so for almost five years. Because we were not treated nicely,
Speaker 1: and I think that's like we learned a lot of
Speaker 1: lessons a lot as the podcast industry was becoming larger
Speaker 1: and larger, because you know, we thought we thought it
Speaker 1: was over sash rating in a podcast five years it
Speaker 1: had barely began to the point where like lawyers didn't
Speaker 1: know how to handle deals for us because like the
Speaker 1: space was just completely untapped and uh, and we've gotten
Speaker 1: a lot of offers from networks to come over, a
Speaker 1: lot of offers. We had a lot of money thrown around,
Speaker 1: and we don't we put a lot of thought into
Speaker 1: these decisions. You know. One of the things we've mentioned
Speaker 1: a lot on the podcast is whenever we do an
Speaker 1: ad for anything, Krent and I are ad agencies have notoriously,
Speaker 1: UM been very frustrated with us because we shut down
Speaker 1: a lot of ads, uh, of products that we don't
Speaker 1: believe in, we don't like, we don't have good experiences with,
Speaker 1: or we wouldn't use. Um. So we put a lot
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Speaker 1: months and months. Yeah, yeah, and UM, I'm so fucking excited.
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Speaker 1: people feel like this is a sellout or they feel like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, you can feel hurt, or or that we
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Speaker 1: this is we're not really this is not like a
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Speaker 1: very The difference between us going with Luminary and not
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Speaker 1: going to provide with us is number one. They are
Speaker 1: it's the first service of this exact kind like it
Speaker 1: is probably going to be like the Netflix for podcasting,
Speaker 1: as the New York Times article kind of debuted it
Speaker 1: um and presented to readers, and that's really exciting. And guys,
Speaker 1: we fucked is always has always wanted to be on
Speaker 1: the cutting edge of whatever it is. We like to
Speaker 1: bring you, you know, news for us. We like to
Speaker 1: break news. We like to talk about things no one
Speaker 1: is willing to talk about, and so we wanted to
Speaker 1: continue that pattern because you know, the market right now
Speaker 1: is oversaturated with a lot of like, you know, similar
Speaker 1: podcasts and that's great and like so it's like, how
Speaker 1: do we continue to move forward and break down barriers? Yeah,
Speaker 1: not just as podcasters, but as business women and all
Speaker 1: these kinds of things, uh that you know, you would
Speaker 1: hope I I said, I hope people who love us
Speaker 1: would hope for us, and you know, things something like
Speaker 1: this is just not something five years ago we could
Speaker 1: have even forecasted. So it's not something we could have
Speaker 1: could have prepared for. And um, as I was playing Christina, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, they're in the beginning, We're like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: you'll never have to pay for the podcast. But it
Speaker 1: was like completely just different. I think everyone's gonna goddamn
Speaker 1: was but it was just a different market and also
Speaker 1: to putting putting your innermost thoughts and your your most
Speaker 1: vulnerable thoughts. There are still guys that I fucked, that
Speaker 1: I'm sucking now who want to be on the podcast,
Speaker 1: who have agreed to be on the podcast, and and
Speaker 1: and I and I. It kind of it's just it's
Speaker 1: it's at this point because it's gotten big. It's so
Speaker 1: scary to put out a guy that I'm currently fucking
Speaker 1: like just to have that conversation. It was always a
Speaker 1: vulnerable thing, but um, I don't know, it's scarier. And
Speaker 1: so with with everything that Luminaries is providing us in
Speaker 1: the direction that it's going, I just feel I feel
Speaker 1: safer putting all of that out into the world. It's
Speaker 1: like only people who love us are listening. No one's
Speaker 1: listening for spite, for reasons or anything else or um.
Speaker 1: And it's it's just so exciting because what it's giving
Speaker 1: us is, yeah, the opportunity to grow in a in
Speaker 1: a way that we would not be able to on
Speaker 1: our own, and then also funding us being able, we're
Speaker 1: now able to hire staff members and grow the brand
Speaker 1: and bring this kind of you know, progressive thoughts on
Speaker 1: sexuality to to more people, which I think we can
Speaker 1: all agree is super important in this world because you know,
Speaker 1: like we can make fun of ourselves a lot where
Speaker 1: like in your New York City bubble, but things aren't
Speaker 1: like this everywhere. And also, uh, they are going to
Speaker 1: pay for us to be able to fly and interview
Speaker 1: people that we wouldn't be able to produce you know,
Speaker 1: segments of a higher caliber, just doing a lot of
Speaker 1: things to take the podcast to the next level. You
Speaker 1: never want to feel stagnant. You want to feel like
Speaker 1: you're constantly growing, not only as a human but as
Speaker 1: an artist. And um, yeah, and we're excited and it's
Speaker 1: and we think that's you know, reasonable with pricing and
Speaker 1: and it's also going to be and it's still talking
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Speaker 1: a couple of months, the episodes, every Guy's we Fund
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Speaker 1: it won't be available on the app. Everything it's going
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Speaker 1: backlog episodes will be available for anybody to listen to
Speaker 1: on the Luminary app, right, and so all the new episodes,
Speaker 1: you have to be subscriber. In a couple of months,
Speaker 1: you will have to be a subscriber in order to
Speaker 1: listen to them. And uh and um and there's you're
Speaker 1: getting a lot Sell. It's like it's like a Patreon
Speaker 1: where you're only giving that money test you're paying that money,
Speaker 1: and then you get access to a lot of other content,
Speaker 1: including original content that it is being crafted. Russell brands
Speaker 1: a lot of fucking a guy ros who's Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love the Ted sincerely X Oh my god, that
Speaker 1: podcast is so freaking amazing. Um and the roster. I'm
Speaker 1: so proud to be amongst these people. Um. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: really exciting because it really proves that we we are
Speaker 1: were on the forefront of podcasting. We're going to be
Speaker 1: part of the future of where this medium takes us,
Speaker 1: and it's a really important part of like free speech
Speaker 1: as an artists. I think podcasting is really the place
Speaker 1: where artists are going to be able to continue to
Speaker 1: say whatever they want to say in a world where
Speaker 1: people are constantly being attacked for just having a conversation,
Speaker 1: which I think is sad and uh yeah, destructive and
Speaker 1: the and the one the one thing that I thought
Speaker 1: about over those months that we like we got the
Speaker 1: offer and we're like, yeah, I thought about you know, um,
Speaker 1: people who are fans of somebody, especially like the Day One,
Speaker 1: people who would be disappointed. I thought a lot about
Speaker 1: them because that sucks and I don't And if you
Speaker 1: feel that way, I understand. I get it. I felt
Speaker 1: that way through artists that I that I love and
Speaker 1: that I followed, and that I've felt like I've been
Speaker 1: with you through the beginning of the ride. Um, but
Speaker 1: just know that that's I I understand that, and we've
Speaker 1: I've I've thought so much about you guys specifically, and um,
Speaker 1: and I really feel like the direction we're going we
Speaker 1: can't say some of the things that are going to
Speaker 1: happen at the pipeline, but it's so fucking exciting and
Speaker 1: um and uh and I don't I just feel I
Speaker 1: hope you're along through the ride with us because it's
Speaker 1: gonna get Yeah, the people I love, I would definitely
Speaker 1: I would, you know, I would find a way to
Speaker 1: make seven. You know, I just don't get Starbucks twice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know who once, depending on what you order,
Speaker 1: it's up to you. And like, we really have you know, really,
Speaker 1: you know, try to continually double down on the content,
Speaker 1: to add new things, like the new segment, to kind
Speaker 1: of change and keep it fresh and never sound like
Speaker 1: we're just phoning it in and get those bigger guests
Speaker 1: like Frand Rushure and like, you know, and that's why
Speaker 1: I said, like I've talked a couple of episodes ago,
Speaker 1: like I'll go on read it and I'll read a
Speaker 1: lot of horrible stuff about myself just to get those
Speaker 1: couple of things that I feel like our constructive criticisms
Speaker 1: about the podcast, and um, you know it's not it's not,
Speaker 1: but like it's I care enough to we throw all
Speaker 1: that ship um to do it. And yeah, you know
Speaker 1: we're we We consistently really try to have a lot
Speaker 1: of integrity, and to us, this was a move of integrity,
Speaker 1: not selling out at all. It's it's it's creating a
Speaker 1: better future for ourselves, the podcast and our listeners. Hopefully um,
Speaker 1: you guys will join us. And then additionally, I know
Speaker 1: some people have been questioning about the Spotify playlist because
Speaker 1: it's not available anymore. Mike Mike Costcarelli UM has has
Speaker 1: taken all the songs off the original playlist and then
Speaker 1: add the new ones and you can sell access it
Speaker 1: though you could access it. I mean, like you just
Speaker 1: he literally redid by hand the entire playlist for five years.
Speaker 1: How I had that on my to do list to
Speaker 1: do I mean, I mean it's not out, yeah, but
Speaker 1: by the time the series does out, and he told
Speaker 1: me to specifically. Yeah, so it's good, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: there because he's gotten a lot of feedback on that,
Speaker 1: and you know, he wants to make sure that the
Speaker 1: artists on these newer episodes are are able to get um,
Speaker 1: the traction and of course our Spotify list. Uh, the
Speaker 1: song music we we use will always remain on Spotify
Speaker 1: that will never be taken down. Oh yeah, absolutely. Um.
Speaker 1: And if you have music sick or no, somebody who
Speaker 1: has a great band and they're interested in submitting a
Speaker 1: song to have on the podcast, all the music that
Speaker 1: you hear as users submitted and um, you can email
Speaker 1: Mike Costcrelly at GWF Podcast Music at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: You just mail him, email him streaming links. Um, the
Speaker 1: artist has to email him. You can't be like my
Speaker 1: friend wants to do it, like we need to hear
Speaker 1: from your Yeah. So yeah, thanks guys, thank you your
Speaker 1: email or personal shift. Um, we can do an email? Yeah. Um.
Speaker 1: Keeping on with the theme. The subject line of this email,
Speaker 1: he asked to pull my tampon out with his teeth
Speaker 1: plot twist. Hey ladies, longtime listener, first time writer. My
Speaker 1: name is j R. Thirty years old, Jersey girl born
Speaker 1: and raised. First off, let me start this email by
Speaker 1: saying thank you for all the amazing work you do.
Speaker 1: Maybe laugh, cry those damn breakup episodes you know right,
Speaker 1: and continue to make me feel more comfortable exploring and
Speaker 1: discussing my sexuality. I'm the token single girl in all
Speaker 1: the circles I run in. I have had some crazy
Speaker 1: one night stands, including an it with a guy who's
Speaker 1: done gay porn, interesting ends to short lived relationships and
Speaker 1: first date stories that keep all my friends saying thank
Speaker 1: god I'm in a relationship. I could never go on
Speaker 1: dates today. Uh yeah, isn't that fun to be the
Speaker 1: example to make your friends feel better about their life?
Speaker 1: Thanks girl. I'm comfortable and confident in my relationship status
Speaker 1: and truly working on getting my own ship together as
Speaker 1: I embark into my thirties. Just as I'm trying to
Speaker 1: make it out of my twenties alive. I have an
Speaker 1: experience that needed to be shared. A night out with
Speaker 1: friends slowly turned into a night out with my friend's cousin, who,
Speaker 1: unbeknownst to me, was celebrating his twenty fifth birthday. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have a thing for younger guys. Something else I'm
Speaker 1: trying to leave behind his entrew thirty. I mean, fuck it,
Speaker 1: he's flirting. I'm playing it cool, but the drunker I get,
Speaker 1: the more I'm egging him on. One thing leads to another,
Speaker 1: and we are sharing a lift home. When I ask
Speaker 1: if he put in his address too, he says, no,
Speaker 1: I'm coming home with you. Come on, what's hotter than
Speaker 1: a guy you can take charge when you wanted, of course,
Speaker 1: So anyway, we end up upstairs fooling around on my couch. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: it's my time of the month and a bloody first
Speaker 1: time with this guy was not how I wanted the
Speaker 1: night to end. As things become hotter and heavier, he
Speaker 1: repeatedly asks to go down on me. I repeatedly tell
Speaker 1: him it's not a good time, hoping he will catch
Speaker 1: my drift. I'm blading, motherfucker. After asking me about twenty times,
Speaker 1: I finally shout, I have a tampon up there, so no.
Speaker 1: He stops, looks me right in the eyes, and said,
Speaker 1: I'll just take it out with my teeth. Um. Oh what?
Speaker 1: When I asked, he said he never did it before,
Speaker 1: but would be willing to try. I just could not
Speaker 1: let him become a pioneer. I'm all for exploring, but
Speaker 1: for some reason this seemed to really draw a line
Speaker 1: in the sand for me. Is this the thing people
Speaker 1: are doing? Have you, ladies, ever had a guy do
Speaker 1: this to you? Do you think it would be something enjoyable?
Speaker 1: Or is this just a younger guy trying to impress
Speaker 1: me with how open and explored if he is willing
Speaker 1: to be in the bedroom? No, thank you. As of now,
Speaker 1: I'm leaving this guy and so many others behind as
Speaker 1: I bury the good fox and the bad Fox of
Speaker 1: my twenties. Thanks again for everything. Hopefully reading this email
Speaker 1: UM or at least get a kick out of the
Speaker 1: subject line I love a loyal fucker. I did. Um.
Speaker 1: The notion of pulling the tampon out with the teeth
Speaker 1: is hot. However, I don't want him to go down
Speaker 1: on me when I'm bleeding. Yeah, I would let him
Speaker 1: do it. If he was that gung ho about it,
Speaker 1: I would never I would never expect anyone to. I
Speaker 1: would never ask anyone too. But if they were super
Speaker 1: gung ho about it by it, I'd be like, I mean, look,
Speaker 1: if it means as much I let people do weird
Speaker 1: till at the time, it's like I mean, if it's
Speaker 1: if it's something that to me I feel neutral about.
Speaker 1: I never let to anything anyone do anything that I
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable with. Like for me, it's something I feel
Speaker 1: neutral about and they're into it at least once, I
Speaker 1: don't like to do it. Again, That's true. I've never
Speaker 1: had a guy pull my tampon out or ask, but
Speaker 1: I'm always the one who I I kind of make
Speaker 1: the decision for him of like, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: I mean, period sex, but so horny and why so horny,
Speaker 1: so horny, so wet, it feels so great for everyone involved.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I've never had anybody try that. Um, I
Speaker 1: personally would not want somebody to go down with me
Speaker 1: when I'm bleeding. I just because I don't know. I've
Speaker 1: gotten down on women and it's fine. I don't hate it,
Speaker 1: but whatever. Um, but the idea of someone doing something
Speaker 1: like I get repulse when someone eats bone marrow in
Speaker 1: front of me. So like the idea of someone eating
Speaker 1: out my bleeding pussy, I'm just like I can't. I
Speaker 1: can I can't enjoy it because I'm too distracted by
Speaker 1: how the funk? You don't you aren't grossed out by that?
Speaker 1: When you're eating someone out, your tongue is not really
Speaker 1: going inside, so it's like you're trying to just sometimes
Speaker 1: it goes inside. Well, I I just personally don't put
Speaker 1: it pulled damp on out then leave it in, leave
Speaker 1: it plugged up. Well, I don't know if I wouldn't
Speaker 1: on my face next to a tampon, but like if
Speaker 1: you're just licking the clip like there's no king not
Speaker 1: kind of getting blow on the outside, I would be
Speaker 1: like I would like to run to the restroom and
Speaker 1: just like clean white. Yeah. And also it's depending on
Speaker 1: where you are, like in the period sometimes that has
Speaker 1: that very metallicy Yeah, what usually does? Right? It depends
Speaker 1: for me, especially because I'm on the pill. Uh, sometimes
Speaker 1: my pussy will smell more metallic than than not. You know,
Speaker 1: there's one day of the pill pack that my it
Speaker 1: just smells like pennies, just full on pennies in my
Speaker 1: vagina better than other options. Yeah, there's so many more things,
Speaker 1: like a little wishing well betweeny of my line. We
Speaker 1: got jokes, Um, I just have man. Last episode I
Speaker 1: really got well, no two episodes ago. Just the therapy stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm on a self help kick. But you know what
Speaker 1: part of that being on a great self help kick
Speaker 1: and really digging in is um advocating for yourself more.
Speaker 1: And that could mean, um, you know sometimes we cocord
Speaker 1: and I talk about people like people women uh taking
Speaker 1: things too far. Meaning for example, if you have sex
Speaker 1: with somebody and um, you don't come, but then there
Speaker 1: was not you didn't you didn't say anything, or he
Speaker 1: didn't guide me to give it a guidance, and then
Speaker 1: you can't be like, well, he didn't care and he
Speaker 1: didn't make me come. Got to be communicative about it, right.
Speaker 1: But there's also certain circumstances. So I was I slept
Speaker 1: with a guy that I had been sleeping with for
Speaker 1: a while, I hadn't seen him in a long time,
Speaker 1: and and he was he had been traveling, oh my god,
Speaker 1: for and he was in eighty different time zones and
Speaker 1: he was so tired. I was honestly, he was only
Speaker 1: in New York for one night. I was surprised he
Speaker 1: wanted to hang out. I was pleasantly surprised. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I do want to see you. And we hung out
Speaker 1: and then we we hung out and then we went
Speaker 1: to have sex, and it was just very short. It
Speaker 1: was very It was just you know, um, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know how long, maybe ten minutes. Sorry
Speaker 1: from underestimating that even terrible that I had sex with. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's terrible. And then he, um, I
Speaker 1: had I had my period. I was super horny, took
Speaker 1: out my tampa and then um, and then he like
Speaker 1: came pulled out and jizzed all over me and it
Speaker 1: was like wonderful. And then he fell asleep because he
Speaker 1: was exhausted. And then I laid in his bed and
Speaker 1: I was laying there with him, and um, he's a
Speaker 1: very handsome person. I was just staring and I was like,
Speaker 1: you're so cute. But then I was like, okay, Christina,
Speaker 1: so you didn't come, which is fine. It wasn't a
Speaker 1: situation where I was like, well what about me? Like
Speaker 1: he was tired. I didn't give it. I was just
Speaker 1: happy to spend time with him, like it wasn't and
Speaker 1: we've had such great sex before, so what it wasn't
Speaker 1: like I'm not getting what I desire, Like it wasn't
Speaker 1: like that at all. It wasn't a pattern. It wasn't
Speaker 1: like the precedent. He was setting no, not at all,
Speaker 1: not at all, and and you know, I was, you know,
Speaker 1: and he fell right asleep. It was sweet and uh,
Speaker 1: and I was like, and I was very awake, and
Speaker 1: so I was like I and I had previously um
Speaker 1: been over his house before. Not the sex wasn't exactly
Speaker 1: like that, but we had like great sex and and
Speaker 1: he fell asleep and I was awake, and I ended
Speaker 1: up because sometimes I have insomnia, and I that one time,
Speaker 1: I just ended up just sitting or not sitting, lying
Speaker 1: awake in his bed the whole night, and and and
Speaker 1: where I would leave. Well, and we had like a
Speaker 1: beautiful day together the next day. It was really nice.
Speaker 1: But but so but this night, you know, new Christina,
Speaker 1: like does you know, moves about the world. Christina goddamn
Speaker 1: right puts her needs at the forefront. It's fun. It's fun.
Speaker 1: Bird's eye view from here, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what, because I never would have done this before.
Speaker 1: I was like, I wanna go. I'm gonna go. Oh
Speaker 1: you actually did go. I wouldn't. I thought you were
Speaker 1: like And then I masturbated next to him. Well now
Speaker 1: I can. Well right, So New Christina Old Christina met
Speaker 1: for this evening because I wrote him a very cute
Speaker 1: note and I put him in his passport because he
Speaker 1: had to fly up the next day. Um and I
Speaker 1: and I wrote this really sweet note and um and
Speaker 1: I was like it was so you know, um about
Speaker 1: you know, I usually don't fucking duck and uh, but
Speaker 1: you know I I I couldn't exactly. I am a poet,
Speaker 1: but it was so nice to see you. And I
Speaker 1: hope you have a great triple the ball and then
Speaker 1: I and then I was like, you know, there's time
Speaker 1: to be honest and there's time to not be honest.
Speaker 1: And I wasn't sure, but I was like, I think
Speaker 1: it's funny. I think you'll find it funny. And I
Speaker 1: was like, ps, I didn't come, and um, I feel
Speaker 1: like masturbating next to you was like a weird thing,
Speaker 1: so gonna got me, he thought, it was very funny.
Speaker 1: So I so I left and I didn't feel bad
Speaker 1: because there's no absolutely, there's no for no reason I
Speaker 1: feel bad. But also just my patterns, I would have
Speaker 1: felt like, oh no, I would just be worried. But
Speaker 1: I know he worried about what that he would not
Speaker 1: like you anymore. No, not that usually twenty year or
Speaker 1: Christ don't worry about that. But just like, um, I
Speaker 1: don't know, like that, I was upset and I I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm worried about what. I don't know, but um,
Speaker 1: but I truly wasn't uh and um because I'm like
Speaker 1: communicating and I'm being impeccable with my word um, and
Speaker 1: I wrote in the sweet known and then I left. Um,
Speaker 1: but it was I don't know. And then he like
Speaker 1: texted me the next morning He's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I missed you when I woke up. But like this
Speaker 1: note is so funny, especially because he's fucking leaving immediately anyways,
Speaker 1: Like there was a potential to hang out the next
Speaker 1: right right right right, Um, we would I think he
Speaker 1: brought bought stuff to make breakfast next morning or something,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, you know, breakfast isn't worth it. And
Speaker 1: I said, I'm not worth my favorite meal too, but
Speaker 1: I have like eight breakfasts. But yeah, it was just
Speaker 1: it felt good. It felt like, oh wow, you did
Speaker 1: a thing you felt one way and it was very
Speaker 1: slid and you didn't let yourself feel guilty and you
Speaker 1: and you and you proceeded accordingly. And it's also like
Speaker 1: you're being like respectful of your own time exactly because like,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I knew my number one pet, Peeve,
Speaker 1: is fucking just wasting to sitting around doing nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I knew I wasn't gonna false sleeve another couple
Speaker 1: of hours. I'm like, I don't want to keep him.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm just I'm gonna go. I'm going Bran
Speaker 1: was cute note and I'm gonna be on my maryway right.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that was nice. And then one thing I
Speaker 1: wanted to ask you, So I had a birthday party.
Speaker 1: I literally know exactly where this is going. This is
Speaker 1: part of my story, but an answer anyway. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I had a great birthday party. It was super happy
Speaker 1: about like everything is something I had been debating doing
Speaker 1: last year. And then you know, some my my ex
Speaker 1: was kind of like made me feel like shitty about it.
Speaker 1: And I came tonight. I didn't know about that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: because the money spending, the money, um money, yeah, my
Speaker 1: my money is mine. Um. And so I did it
Speaker 1: this year and it was amazing. So I wanted to
Speaker 1: give my friend like an experience, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: and myself it was an experience. Oh it was. Um.
Speaker 1: So this we I rented the guesthouse at the Dream Hotel.
Speaker 1: And I'd heard about this place through a couple of
Speaker 1: people I know who have rented it for parties. And
Speaker 1: I was like, one day I want to do that.
Speaker 1: And that one day was was February sixteen, and uh
Speaker 1: and it's two stories and um upstairs is a giant
Speaker 1: outdoor area and that wasn't closed because it was winter.
Speaker 1: It was a hot tub. And the hot tub that
Speaker 1: was in this place. I later found out this place
Speaker 1: host sex parties, which it fucking should. What a waste
Speaker 1: A lot of that explains a lot of more details.
Speaker 1: Oh oh boy, okay, so um, but I asked if
Speaker 1: they drained the hot tub in between guests, and they do.
Speaker 1: I mean, they could say anything they want, that's true.
Speaker 1: But the water, the water the next day was foggy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, where you know, just a lot of people
Speaker 1: in and out and they didn't shower before they get
Speaker 1: in it. Whatever. Um, because I'm not gonna be that
Speaker 1: formal about it. But the bottom of the hot tub
Speaker 1: is glass and it looks into the living room. And
Speaker 1: I was like that that's a sick move, y'all. I
Speaker 1: didn't even know that. Oh you didn't know that? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: because you could see everybody' feet Because there was a
Speaker 1: point when I was like, I'm about to naked, and
Speaker 1: then I didn't didn't So glad you didn't. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't have cared. But also just like
Speaker 1: I was like, you're you're making an offer to the
Speaker 1: other people who didn't ever ask for that. You know,
Speaker 1: consent is key. And then and then you know, the
Speaker 1: party it wasn't dying down yet. It like had like
Speaker 1: a wave of dying down. The people got their early
Speaker 1: were left, and so a lot of us were upstairs
Speaker 1: and I went in the hot tub. Um, and a
Speaker 1: bunch of people went in the hot tub, and you
Speaker 1: came with with um pm PM yeah not corn guy,
Speaker 1: pm UM. We'll just keep reminding people that it's not
Speaker 1: corn guy the artists formerly known as corn Guy and Uh.
Speaker 1: And it was nice to meet him because I never
Speaker 1: met him in person. I heard a lot about him
Speaker 1: and he was just so delightfully weird, like like like
Speaker 1: in a great way that I'm like, you guys are
Speaker 1: really cute together, I felt. I was very happy. A
Speaker 1: lot of my friends actually brought their person they were
Speaker 1: seeing that I've never met before, my brother, um, my
Speaker 1: other friends. So it was it was nice. It was
Speaker 1: really cool. And um one guy that I was fucking
Speaker 1: was supposed to come but he couldn't and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm still someone bunting party but like and I was like,
Speaker 1: wait no, I could to enjoy all my friends, like
Speaker 1: this is the best. But there was one moment Maybron Cogani,
Speaker 1: one of my favorite human beings Goddamn planet. He walked
Speaker 1: into the apartment because I think everybody thought it was
Speaker 1: at a bar or club. I didn't do a good
Speaker 1: job specifying on the invite, but he was like yes, honey,
Speaker 1: like he walked in before Sparkly Jacket was amazing. He
Speaker 1: got in the hot tub with all of his pants
Speaker 1: on and his wall in his pocket, and then he
Speaker 1: was like, well, that was just stupid. I should have
Speaker 1: taken that off. He took off his clothes in the
Speaker 1: hot tub and put him on the chair. It was
Speaker 1: so funny. I missed that. So he was he had,
Speaker 1: he'd been dranking, we all had. But then but then
Speaker 1: I look over at this balcony is very long. I
Speaker 1: look over the end of the balcony. I was like,
Speaker 1: where's Karn. I kept I was looking for a lot.
Speaker 1: Then I was like, where's Karin. Oh? And I was like,
Speaker 1: she having sex. She's having sex, And I was like yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, somebody needs to funk in this apartment,
Speaker 1: like this is great, and um, if I can't funk,
Speaker 1: I hope somebody else sucks. And it looked like and
Speaker 1: then Mayron Mayron was like wait what what? He went
Speaker 1: to go over to you guys. I was like, may Ron, No, actually,
Speaker 1: wouldn't even have care. I pulled him no, no, because
Speaker 1: he was He just was like being very mischievous and
Speaker 1: naughty that night. But were you fucking? Because they were
Speaker 1: doing that for a while, it was good moves. I
Speaker 1: was like, good motions. You on top. As far as
Speaker 1: I can remember, I was drunk, but I was not
Speaker 1: like crazy drunk. I um, and and he doesn't drink
Speaker 1: so but uh, which is even better, like even more
Speaker 1: our style that he's someone down to do that completely sober.
Speaker 1: Yeah we did, but not when you I looked over.
Speaker 1: Actually did you do it on the deck, yes, But
Speaker 1: but the thing was we were laying we were laying
Speaker 1: on top of each other like making out for a while. Um,
Speaker 1: but there you were like full on strategy. But we
Speaker 1: didn't fuck until like most of the people left, and
Speaker 1: like I looked clearly, I like looked over to actually
Speaker 1: make sure, and like I looked over and like you
Speaker 1: weren't there because I thought that would be disrespectful, but
Speaker 1: like you weren't there, and like I looked over and
Speaker 1: there was like kind of like a bunch of people.
Speaker 1: I didn't really know by the time we actually he
Speaker 1: actually put his dick in me, so he did had
Speaker 1: a towel around your race and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you gotta do is move that bathing suit a little
Speaker 1: bittle left? Oh yeah yeah, So I was like I
Speaker 1: was like maybe I thought that you were going anywhere,
Speaker 1: but like there was like I specifically tracked because I
Speaker 1: don't know whose idea was ultimately minor his I mean,
Speaker 1: we're both down to do it obviously, but yeah, we
Speaker 1: ultimately because I was like, I looked over and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know any of those people left over there
Speaker 1: who cares. They're never gonna see me again, you know.
Speaker 1: And then and I was just like, well, because we're
Speaker 1: gonna do it. And then I was like, let's just
Speaker 1: at least like put a towel over us so it's
Speaker 1: not just like full fucking in front of people. I
Speaker 1: feel like people just don't want to see that, you know. Now,
Speaker 1: everyone was loving it, and I was like, well, it's
Speaker 1: not that you downstairs, it's the upstairs. It's kind of outside.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like having it on a deck, you know.
Speaker 1: It was a deck. Uh yeah, but yeah, we we
Speaker 1: just sucked in the middle of your birthday party. And
Speaker 1: I was going to text you about it and be like,
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know if anyone says anything,
Speaker 1: I would apologize for fucking No one gave a round
Speaker 1: in the middle of your birthday. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I loved it. I'm glad they enjoyed it. I do
Speaker 1: and I love a free sex show. And uh, it's
Speaker 1: so funny because man did I pay for it because
Speaker 1: I know, I know nothing you happened from this sex.
Speaker 1: But like I ended up getting laryngitis from the jacuzzy.
Speaker 1: You know how, I have this thing, laryngitis from a
Speaker 1: fucking jackuse that's the only explanation. I mean, it's like
Speaker 1: a it's a virus, you know, it's like upper rush,
Speaker 1: it's a sorry's an upper respiratory infection um. And you
Speaker 1: know how I have a track record of any time
Speaker 1: we go into a bottle of the hotel anything, and
Speaker 1: so this is like three times in the past year
Speaker 1: this has happened. Usually it's some vaginal problem um. And
Speaker 1: I'm actually glad it was laryngitis because that's like less
Speaker 1: painful than like having a fucking yeast infection on the
Speaker 1: cash of cruise. But yeah, true, but I fucked pm
Speaker 1: uh in your party in the middle of your birthday party,
Speaker 1: and then because of that, I had laryngitis. For the
Speaker 1: entire Casher cruise. I could not speak. Um, was it
Speaker 1: worth it? Absolutely? I was gonna say, maybe that's better
Speaker 1: that you don't need a verbally communicate and no one
Speaker 1: expects it was fine and honestly was the best time,
Speaker 1: Like as someone who uses their voice for a living,
Speaker 1: it was like an idea time to have lost my voice.
Speaker 1: It's just like, at some points was actually physically painful
Speaker 1: to talk to my friends, um, you know, not emotionally,
Speaker 1: but uh yeah, so yeah that's what we did that
Speaker 1: and he's very fun and it's nice to be you know.
Speaker 1: I was, you know, I'm I was very like back
Speaker 1: and forth about like dating someone who doesn't you know, partake.
Speaker 1: But again I'm like, oh, it doesn't. He doesn't care
Speaker 1: when I do it, It doesn't, you know. I'm then
Speaker 1: I'm never going to drink past my limit, which you
Speaker 1: know a lot of times with men I do just
Speaker 1: because I'm fucking five ft three. But then I like,
Speaker 1: you know, I have a scrappy doo attitude. So I
Speaker 1: feel like I can keep up, but I really can't
Speaker 1: because very uh you know, especially when you've gone through
Speaker 1: like a like a dramatic weight loss like recent leg
Speaker 1: can't just too much, like your body has completely changed.
Speaker 1: I mean literally, like I'll have like one vodka soda
Speaker 1: and I'll be like tipsy. I had not drinking. I
Speaker 1: mean I had me be like maybe three drinks. That
Speaker 1: your part Yeah, like you know again I'm something I
Speaker 1: would have done sober, but I get extra frisky when
Speaker 1: i'm when i'm drinking. And it was fucking fun and
Speaker 1: he brought his friend. It was very nice, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's any like, And I was kind
Speaker 1: of because every time I'm even like kind of annoyed
Speaker 1: with him, um, which is very very rare. Wow, he
Speaker 1: always comes out of it. And then it's like the
Speaker 1: reason I was even annoyed makes me feel foolish because
Speaker 1: it was like to do something completely nice, Like he
Speaker 1: was like kind of late, and I like from past
Speaker 1: the time that we saw. We were like he was
Speaker 1: supposed to meet me at my show and then he's
Speaker 1: with his friend in Brooklyn and like, listen, I'm fucking alway.
Speaker 1: I can't be like mean about people. I'm always looking
Speaker 1: late um. And but then I was just like getting
Speaker 1: so late and I was just kind of like I'm
Speaker 1: so tired, Like I wanted to say your party, but
Speaker 1: I'm have to leave with this Kesha Crose and like
Speaker 1: I was very close to missing my flight, very close
Speaker 1: because I overslept and I didn't set my alarm and
Speaker 1: like somehow I just sucking the Kesha God swoke me up. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, like he had gone to borrow a tie, um,
Speaker 1: like from his friend. So because you said that, it
Speaker 1: was like you had to dress a certain way, and like,
Speaker 1: you know, he's by coastal so all his stuff was
Speaker 1: in here, and like he has a job, we don't.
Speaker 1: And I was like, goddamn, like that, how do I
Speaker 1: go from like being a little bit irritated to like
Speaker 1: liking you even more? How annoying? That's really annoying. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I was just like, God, damn it. Every moment
Speaker 1: it's like a movie. Um. Yeah. So I'm like, here, here,
Speaker 1: I have a list of chronologically of things I wanted
Speaker 1: to go through. Fucked in the middle of Kahuk's birthday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then um god, and then you know, so I
Speaker 1: was on the cash acrew and then basically I was
Speaker 1: going on to cash a cruise and uh, by the
Speaker 1: time I was going to get home from the cash
Speaker 1: of cruise, he was going to be back in Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: h because you know, he splits his time. And I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, that's another reason I wasn't
Speaker 1: very important for us to spend time together because we
Speaker 1: had just like come back from something else. Like we
Speaker 1: were out of town almost all month. As I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, like hanging out your birthday party was like
Speaker 1: a big thing. Um, and uh, I was like in
Speaker 1: a cab somewhere and I was like thinking, and I
Speaker 1: think it was a point where like kind of like
Speaker 1: why he's in New York was kind of ending, and
Speaker 1: so he was going to like maybe be in l
Speaker 1: a like a lot more, possibly like making that more
Speaker 1: his full time place because that's where he's from. Like
Speaker 1: when we had gone on our first date, he had
Speaker 1: literally just come in from uh he had just moved
Speaker 1: to New York from Los Angeles, and uh, I was
Speaker 1: just thinking about it in a cab ride, and I
Speaker 1: was like, guy got so so unexpectedly sad, like really sad.
Speaker 1: But when I was like sitting in the back of
Speaker 1: the cabin, I'm like crying, not like bawling, but crying,
Speaker 1: and I'm like fuck. And then I just got so
Speaker 1: angry and I was like feeling sorry for myself because
Speaker 1: I was just like, you know, you finally, you know,
Speaker 1: he took so much time to like you know again
Speaker 1: like piece herself and in back together and let someone in.
Speaker 1: You find someone who really vibe with someone very unique
Speaker 1: and then uh and then the fucking person's like moving
Speaker 1: to a place that I just right now I'm not.
Speaker 1: I cannot I cannot go to that place. Uh. So
Speaker 1: I was like really sad um, and I don't know.
Speaker 1: Then we just kept talking about stuff over the coming weeks,
Speaker 1: and he was like, well, you know, there's no really
Speaker 1: reason I need to actually be in al La. There's
Speaker 1: nothing that I can't you know, can't do there that
Speaker 1: I can't do here. And he's like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: maybe you know I should be in New York. And
Speaker 1: then so I mean it's come to the point now
Speaker 1: where like I'm pretty sure unless something crazy happens, he'll
Speaker 1: stay and like uh or at least fully move here.
Speaker 1: And that's like amazing. But I feel like a responsibility,
Speaker 1: like I have to be a tour guide, like I'm
Speaker 1: gonna make you fall in love with New York I honest,
Speaker 1: because like he's been here a while though yeah he's
Speaker 1: live both ways if he's from the East Coast initially,
Speaker 1: and like you know, but it's just like New York
Speaker 1: City is my town and the La town and that's
Speaker 1: fun to like I can show you New York. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because then after the Casher cruise, I had to go
Speaker 1: right to up basically right to l A and he
Speaker 1: was there, so that was so I could see him
Speaker 1: there and we had never spent time in the lay together,
Speaker 1: and that was cool because he's lived in l A a
Speaker 1: a long time and like lived a pretty like fancy
Speaker 1: lifestyle in l A. So even though I've been there
Speaker 1: many times, I've been there as like you know, a comics,
Speaker 1: never working no matter how. And uh so it's really
Speaker 1: cool to have him show me around his place that
Speaker 1: he knew really well and like take me to cool
Speaker 1: places and and like just like drove me around like
Speaker 1: I did not ask him totally would have been fine
Speaker 1: ubering everywhere. Like I'm very self sufficient, you know, like
Speaker 1: really travel a lot for a living. So we're just
Speaker 1: like I'm totally feel comfortable. You know. I went to
Speaker 1: Israel by myself and so and uh and and yeah,
Speaker 1: and it was really cool. I was very busy a
Speaker 1: lot of times, so I was like working, but I
Speaker 1: would like let him stay and like my in my
Speaker 1: hotel room because I was like, yeah, it's like fancy
Speaker 1: hotel and enjoy yourself, like I'm on't paying for it.
Speaker 1: You know whether someone's in there or not. I'd rather
Speaker 1: have someone being there. And then he stayed at my
Speaker 1: brother's apartment when he was out of town for the
Speaker 1: other part. And uh, like on Monday, I got home
Speaker 1: from shooting my pilot and I was so I was
Speaker 1: I mean, I had not been that exhausted in a
Speaker 1: long time. I was physically like to the point where
Speaker 1: I could not walk anymore. And in my head, all
Speaker 1: I wanted to do. I was like, he's gonna calm
Speaker 1: like just because you know, I don't want to miss
Speaker 1: a day when I'm only in town for a couple
Speaker 1: of days with him. And then I just wanted to
Speaker 1: order a peatsa and like watch TV and like this
Speaker 1: is gonna be great. And then he like literally like
Speaker 1: walks in and he's like we're going. He goes, We're
Speaker 1: going to the chateaul with more mom, let's go, and
Speaker 1: I'm going you were in l A at this point, yeah,
Speaker 1: And it was just so funny because like, you know,
Speaker 1: he's not old of it me and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: being forced to party right now and you're the youth. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm the youth. I'm the one who drank busy busy,
Speaker 1: and so the point where I was like, I'm like
Speaker 1: having a mini like I don't want to say tantrum,
Speaker 1: but like it could have gone there. And then like
Speaker 1: I like like just was like I was naked in
Speaker 1: bed just like for me because I just you know,
Speaker 1: you just peel your clothes off because they can't be
Speaker 1: on you anymore. And I had heavy makeup, like professional
Speaker 1: gray meat and like your face feels like a thousand
Speaker 1: and thank god he didn't tell because like apparently the
Speaker 1: day before he had said that we were going to
Speaker 1: do that. But I always like drinking. I took my
Speaker 1: brother to like a very fancy Michelin starred tasting dinner
Speaker 1: where we like ate fish, broth and ship. It was great.
Speaker 1: We were very we like to be fancy together. We're like,
Speaker 1: you know, because we're the only kids, so we're just
Speaker 1: like do ship together. Um. And then even from that,
Speaker 1: like he picked us up and he's like, hey, I
Speaker 1: want me to pick you and your brother up, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is so nice. Like the va
Speaker 1: that old VJ Jesse was there. You remember the VJ
Speaker 1: from MTV Jesse who kind of like his dogs like that.
Speaker 1: That's a terrible I'm so fucking bad and impressions. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that doesn't sound anything like him. You know, he's like
Speaker 1: very tall and thinny like trust is like a homeless youth,
Speaker 1: but he's not. Okay, I might know he's not a
Speaker 1: homeless Nora youth anymore. Um, I forgot his last name.
Speaker 1: But it was just funny and it was nice to
Speaker 1: see like places where this person hangs out and like
Speaker 1: yeah again, like every place is like just like oh,
Speaker 1: like this place is so just like on brand for
Speaker 1: him with and also with what I like, You're like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah this you of course you like this because
Speaker 1: this is this is exactly where I would take myself
Speaker 1: and like that's exciting. Uh, and yeah it's cool, and like,
Speaker 1: oh this is great, you know, living this my goth
Speaker 1: lifestyle that I was trying to live. And so we
Speaker 1: just yeah, we had a great and then we went
Speaker 1: to this goth club that I had been dying to go,
Speaker 1: the course he's like serendipulously a member of and I'm like, yes,
Speaker 1: this is great. Yes, and uh and then we the
Speaker 1: last actually got like we only had sex like two
Speaker 1: of the four nights because I was so fucking tired
Speaker 1: and working so much um, and I was just like
Speaker 1: falling asleep and I felt terrible, but at a certain
Speaker 1: point like girls, yeah, girls gostly. I mean I was
Speaker 1: waking up really early. Like it's just it was crazy
Speaker 1: and uh and then so we're having sex the last
Speaker 1: night because like the last year, I had a little
Speaker 1: time to hang I got to see jones E had
Speaker 1: my bros Apartment to myself, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: come fuck me, it's last because he was doing whatever
Speaker 1: he was doing in a day, um, working and stuff,
Speaker 1: and uh, I like we've sax. Was like and also
Speaker 1: like very unique, like I just never had. I mean
Speaker 1: it's not like it's like he has like nothing is
Speaker 1: I don't know, nothing certain different but well sometimes a
Speaker 1: five man those chemicals when they're together, it's it creates
Speaker 1: something new, very unique and like kind of like in
Speaker 1: someone who's interesting in bed and by that like I
Speaker 1: don't even know how to explain it, but just someone
Speaker 1: who like into like a little weird ship and not
Speaker 1: nothing like too weird, but just like open and I
Speaker 1: feel very comfortable with And so this last you know,
Speaker 1: and it was and it was also interesting because we've
Speaker 1: never spent this many days together consecutively, Like we've only
Speaker 1: been like twenty four hour span usually, And I kept
Speaker 1: having to run to flights in New York because it
Speaker 1: was like during February where things were getting you know, intense,
Speaker 1: and uh, I'm on top of him and we're fucking,
Speaker 1: and like I had this orgasm that was so in,
Speaker 1: that was so intense that it mimicked how you feel
Speaker 1: when the LSD starts to hit or you start rolling
Speaker 1: on Molly, which would be that you know, like that warmth,
Speaker 1: that kind of rush of warmth that comes over your body,
Speaker 1: like truly identical to that. So I mean, I'm well,
Speaker 1: you were on top. Yeah, So it's like, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think he had a dick, but your chemistry is
Speaker 1: still wonder Yeah. No, I mean I think I'm guessing
Speaker 1: it's based off like you know, in my head, it
Speaker 1: was like a deeper emotional connection. Yeah. But yeah, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what the funk. I've been having sex for
Speaker 1: a long time, good at sex, good sex for a
Speaker 1: long time, with a lot of good people and partners,
Speaker 1: so I felt very compatible and comfortable with but like
Speaker 1: I was just like holy ship to find something that
Speaker 1: mimics actual drugs and not like a low level drug,
Speaker 1: like a fucking psychedelic was. I was like I didn't
Speaker 1: even say anything about it. What happened? What happened? What
Speaker 1: I mean? It was the point where I'm just like
Speaker 1: I'm like I'm having a fucking out of body experience,
Speaker 1: like it's like hot, I'm like, I'm going to faint
Speaker 1: on this person. Like wow, I don't even know. I
Speaker 1: don't not even I have no idea. I didn't even
Speaker 1: I couldn't even like make it like because you couldn't
Speaker 1: even like words couldn't even come out of my mouth.
Speaker 1: And I was like, okay, well that's great. Like you
Speaker 1: know me, I'm like I only come come once because
Speaker 1: I come so fucking hard the first time, and like
Speaker 1: I like, I can't. I've tried these reading techniques that
Speaker 1: we went over and like I just can't. I mean
Speaker 1: it's gotten better, but like I just can't coming in.
Speaker 1: But then I was like so fucking horny that I
Speaker 1: came so hard, and then I just like was laying
Speaker 1: after me and I just sort of masterba did and
Speaker 1: like again you did. I feel very comfortable with myself
Speaker 1: and my body. But that's just like masturbation is something
Speaker 1: I usually just do alone. I don't really like masturbating
Speaker 1: in front of other people. It feels like I'm kind
Speaker 1: of like that's like one sexual experience that I share
Speaker 1: with myself. Yeah. Yeah. And also you've never also, up
Speaker 1: in to this point also just never had the urge
Speaker 1: to do it enough that you wanted that you actually
Speaker 1: did it. Yeah, So like I'm just like, I'm just
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna masturbate. I just announced it and and
Speaker 1: he was like came and like held me like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's nipples. I was but it was very it was
Speaker 1: very comforting and nursing but ironic at the same time.
Speaker 1: And He's like, I've never had someone just like masturbate
Speaker 1: in front of me. After I sucked him, and I
Speaker 1: was like, these are all well, first, this is all
Speaker 1: great thing and then and then we then we are
Speaker 1: the pizza that I had really wanted, um pizza, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I found a place pizza that wasn't disgusting and yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's just wow, it just it just he says
Speaker 1: all the all He says all the things that like
Speaker 1: you would hope that if I was writing a script,
Speaker 1: that I would want the character to say. And now
Speaker 1: like this is what I know. This works. It feels genuine.
Speaker 1: I know that you mean it. You know, Like even
Speaker 1: it's like and I'm concentrating on such little things, it's
Speaker 1: like you know, noticing that like this is like a
Speaker 1: new dress. Like even after not seeing me for fucking months,
Speaker 1: you noticed that I had highlights in my hair. Like
Speaker 1: I've had boyfriends who like see me every day who
Speaker 1: wouldn't notice that I had highlights in my hair. And
Speaker 1: you know, he walks in the first thing, he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: your hair is later and I was like, yes, and
Speaker 1: it me out right now comments And that's seriously like
Speaker 1: you put out. You put so much of yourself into
Speaker 1: a romantic relationship. You always have. And I remember when
Speaker 1: he first started dating James and You're like, oh, I
Speaker 1: want to date a hot guy, like this is for me.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, really, what's best for you is somebody
Speaker 1: who does those things that you've always wanted somebody to
Speaker 1: do without you prompting them. That's what you deserve. Being
Speaker 1: hot and being hot and have an orgasm is a
Speaker 1: mimic ellis I mean, you're living You're goddamn best life girl. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And and on top of that, I've been really trying
Speaker 1: to like concentrate on because I tend to over give,
Speaker 1: especially like financially and like what trips I've been trying
Speaker 1: to like okay, so trying to really concentrate on wes
Speaker 1: that I can show someone I care without kind of
Speaker 1: like you know, because sometimes finding out big grand gestures
Speaker 1: can people can get, you know, to use to them,
Speaker 1: or they can feel like a power move, you know,
Speaker 1: feminie and so uh, I'll just do like just take
Speaker 1: care of you. But things I would do for anyone,
Speaker 1: like you know, like he fall fell asleep without plugging
Speaker 1: in his phone, I have two plugs. Like no one
Speaker 1: wants to wake up with a fucking uncharged phone, you know,
Speaker 1: that's not fun, or just you know, or like making
Speaker 1: sure like oh like I'm like getting this like food
Speaker 1: that you want or and so I did all these
Speaker 1: things and like those two things that I just tend
Speaker 1: to do um and uh, but no one's ever really
Speaker 1: noticed them or commented on them before appreciated them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like we're having like really we actually joke
Speaker 1: around a lot and like are very weird and and
Speaker 1: talking about nonsense half the time. But uh, like he
Speaker 1: always he always notices these things and like comments on
Speaker 1: them and like even like me to comment. He was
Speaker 1: just like you you're really kind and generous, like you
Speaker 1: have really good manners. And I'm like, like, I like
Speaker 1: think you really are. Yeah, I would never notices yeah,
Speaker 1: and like not that he sees you. I do it
Speaker 1: because it's like how I want to live and how
Speaker 1: I was raised. And like I certainly don't need to
Speaker 1: be padded on the back back for doing things that
Speaker 1: I think any you know, functioning adults should be but
Speaker 1: doing so many functioning adults don't. It feels really good
Speaker 1: to be valued for your unique traits that you bring
Speaker 1: to the table that are genuinely part of who you are,
Speaker 1: right and especially like you know, coming out of a
Speaker 1: relationship where I just felt like I was you know,
Speaker 1: I was loved but underappreciated and it was under expressed. Um,
Speaker 1: And so yeah, that's just all of those things and
Speaker 1: like just very old like good man clean like that
Speaker 1: driving me around because of manners. No man might make
Speaker 1: me know because he sees you and he appreciates these
Speaker 1: things about you, and that's you are able to then
Speaker 1: connect with him deeper because you feel seen so important
Speaker 1: you don't know that you don't that you're missing it
Speaker 1: until you get it, I think. Yeah. And I was like,
Speaker 1: I was just really trying to think about, you know,
Speaker 1: like my behavior in a relationship because I think I've
Speaker 1: commented many times on this podcast, I feel like I
Speaker 1: am the worst version of myself in relationships, which is
Speaker 1: why I was even hesitant even attempt to be in
Speaker 1: one again. And uh, you know, I talked about I
Speaker 1: think that's kind of things with my therapist because again,
Speaker 1: like I went into therapy completely for other reasons, but
Speaker 1: because she's like a relationship based therapist, she kind of
Speaker 1: just you know, looked, she kind of looked at took
Speaker 1: a look at the problems I was presenting her on
Speaker 1: the surface, and I think she thought that they could
Speaker 1: be uh, that my burden could be lightened by having
Speaker 1: like a person who is but she's like, you don't
Speaker 1: have enough support in your life because like you're too
Speaker 1: self reliant. Um and uh. And I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know, like because my stance was like I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna do anything that the therapist says, I'll just do
Speaker 1: whatever because I can't hurt. Yeah, and so and I
Speaker 1: was thinking I was just like, you know, I and
Speaker 1: I didn't notice it because I'm just having a good time,
Speaker 1: like you know, when you're getting to know somebody, just
Speaker 1: having a good time, you know, not over analyzing it,
Speaker 1: over analyzed when things get bad. And then I pause
Speaker 1: for a second, especially because we don't seach other all
Speaker 1: the time, so I have more time to think by myself.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, it's the first time I
Speaker 1: ever remember like being like feeling like that. I am
Speaker 1: like at that me, I'm like, I don't even know
Speaker 1: having a very emotional day. Guys. It left for three
Speaker 1: hours and I had a very bad phone calle with
Speaker 1: someone who will not be addressed. UM, and I felt
Speaker 1: like I feel pure and like fun and kind and
Speaker 1: like it's so sad that, like, at thirty three, this
Speaker 1: is the first time you feel this way. But it's
Speaker 1: so it's so nice to UM kind of put it
Speaker 1: in all this work because it's very affortive. You put
Speaker 1: in a lot of work. Especially I think as women,
Speaker 1: we like we're so actively trying to better are selves
Speaker 1: and better the people around doesn't take care of people,
Speaker 1: and like a lot of times guys are just fucking assholes.
Speaker 1: And then some woman who doesn't love herself enough, swoops
Speaker 1: in and takes care of that person, and I see
Speaker 1: that happening makes them. I leave people behind when they
Speaker 1: when they are no longer doing anything for me, and
Speaker 1: I see every time someone sweep them up and take
Speaker 1: care of them. And it's like, like, girl, you know,
Speaker 1: I already put so much work into that person. And
Speaker 1: I don't want to say I'm better than you, but
Speaker 1: like if I put a current level of work into
Speaker 1: some that's a big level of work. And I'm just
Speaker 1: not sure you know that that person you know, but
Speaker 1: if they don't choose to help them you know themselves,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that there is at any point
Speaker 1: they're going to be a partner who is okay. And
Speaker 1: I think or I release someone or like I basically
Speaker 1: I basically like give a relationship with all to my
Speaker 1: breaking point and then finally someone loses me and then
Speaker 1: they realize their sinner, they gotta be their careers feel better,
Speaker 1: and then they meet some chicken. Yes, and that chick's like, wow,
Speaker 1: your beards so great, and they reap the rewards. People
Speaker 1: are on a project and that's not at all and
Speaker 1: that's not what I do that you know, you know whatever.
Speaker 1: It's just like the manager. I mean, I can't fucking stop.
Speaker 1: And you know, I do the same thing, think to myself.
Speaker 1: It's like I'm using it to like not work at myself.
Speaker 1: I'm working at myself too, but like I don't know
Speaker 1: so and I'm just trying to Like so I'm like
Speaker 1: just very consciously even like looking back, like the first
Speaker 1: time he came in my house, he's like the only
Speaker 1: personally he like, you know, I'm like, hey, my dog
Speaker 1: has a lot of anxiety, like he's gonna bark it
Speaker 1: just like you know, especially doesn't like men a lot. Um.
Speaker 1: And like he just got like he walked and he
Speaker 1: got right down on the floor and just like got
Speaker 1: to Alfred's level and it made him feel comfortable and
Speaker 1: like just like what and those things like I really
Speaker 1: noticed stuff like that. I don't comment it, I don't whatever.
Speaker 1: It just goes in my fucking a little lockbox. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have a lock box for ship that we're gonna
Speaker 1: if you suck this up later on, we'll bring out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you also have nice things sometimes to you in that box. Um.
Speaker 1: And I just like those little things in life that
Speaker 1: are very miserable. Um, that that, and I think that's
Speaker 1: those little things that show you who a person really is.
Speaker 1: Everything else is a fucking show. I don't so. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was those little things like plugging in the phone
Speaker 1: when he's just like, that's just that's such kindness and
Speaker 1: that's so that means so much more than any thing
Speaker 1: you could physically buy a person. I mean, it's just
Speaker 1: it's so meaningful. I'm so happy. That's awesome because you
Speaker 1: deserve that, because boyle boy, do you put a lot
Speaker 1: of work into Karen never half asked thing in a life.
Speaker 1: I mean seriously, And it's like and it and it
Speaker 1: was like, you know, we talked about, you know, I'll
Speaker 1: be dating people and and then I'll break up with
Speaker 1: them and you're like, well, yeah, I mean they were
Speaker 1: kind of and then I see it. I'm like, god,
Speaker 1: damn it. One thing that I've always noticed with you is, um,
Speaker 1: you date people that um no offense to any of
Speaker 1: the men that you've dated, but you're a lot better
Speaker 1: than Yeah, I know, it's people in terms of being
Speaker 1: an adult. Your career is great, not that there it doesn't.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be equal in the career, not
Speaker 1: that they're not that their career was bad, but like
Speaker 1: you deserve to be with somebody and like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: like a power cut, Like they like that they're on
Speaker 1: the same level. I don't even ever that I know
Speaker 1: of I mean the first person, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean we were both, we were everyone was new
Speaker 1: in their careers, but like on your level, you got
Speaker 1: a date on your level. It was like sending a
Speaker 1: rotape between like you know, looks looks or you know,
Speaker 1: success or talent, but never never getting you know, both
Speaker 1: the same, but also never really getting that consideration, that
Speaker 1: little consideration that that PM formally known as corn guy
Speaker 1: shows you. Well. It's also because you know, I am
Speaker 1: so self sufficient, so at a certain point you're like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't actually I don't require these things. I don't
Speaker 1: take a lot of like I don't need a ton
Speaker 1: of nurturing whatever. But then when you go without them
Speaker 1: for so long and you give so much for like
Speaker 1: for somebody to find ways to care for you and
Speaker 1: also appreciate how self sufficient you are, that's your match.
Speaker 1: Because I think people would previously take your self sufficiency
Speaker 1: as she doesn't need me. Get sucking intimidated by that
Speaker 1: motherfucker maniated by that. Yeah, people A lot of times
Speaker 1: people just kind of like, uh, it's almost like they
Speaker 1: give up on themselves in the relationship and then don't
Speaker 1: notify me that's making it about them a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then it's just and it's weird and I uh yeah,
Speaker 1: and I and I and I so often, especially just
Speaker 1: reading more about relationships and talking to a relationship expert,
Speaker 1: it's just like people really do need to feel needed.
Speaker 1: And I was like, but I'm never I don't know,
Speaker 1: I guess I feel I do like I do need
Speaker 1: someone to kind of like protect like even like sometimes
Speaker 1: you're like in a space like I'm like, I feel
Speaker 1: very um like vulnerable and used a lot. So it's
Speaker 1: nice to have someone who's like protecting a little bit,
Speaker 1: which I just feel because I'm really good at protecting myself.
Speaker 1: But it's certain one human being cannot fully connot themselves
Speaker 1: in the ways that you need to be protected, right
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah? Um yeah. And and
Speaker 1: also all the things that you're describing that he does
Speaker 1: for you, like that's like you are leading with your
Speaker 1: feminine energy with a lot of these things that you've
Speaker 1: described a lot of these stories, right, Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: like listen, I when I get homework, I fucking do it.
Speaker 1: And so I was like, I'm gonna, how are we
Speaker 1: going to do this? And again I was just like,
Speaker 1: you know what, something's a little older. And also that
Speaker 1: just helps the natural like Edman flow. Also someone who's
Speaker 1: very accomplished it. It's like, okay, I'm never gonna like
Speaker 1: very talented. These kind of things are like that who
Speaker 1: don't need me? That naturally makes it easier for that
Speaker 1: dynamic to take place. That's so awesome. It's so happy.
Speaker 1: We talked for an hour that Oh Jesus Christ, I
Speaker 1: mean a real why. Also because I was like getting
Speaker 1: all of us babies. Guys, we fucked. I haven't I
Speaker 1: haven't seen you in so long. I know I haven't
Speaker 1: seen you. Well, I saw you for that one podcast recording,
Speaker 1: but yea, and yeah, we were like, we don't really
Speaker 1: get to actually talked to one another like private. Oh
Speaker 1: that's so exciting. Love love, and I love when you
Speaker 1: find each other. And I love when I have orgasms
Speaker 1: that make it feel like on drugs. That's awesome. Um,
Speaker 1: and I love our guests this episode. This is so fun. Great.
Speaker 1: Sometimes guys, we will interview people that we know of
Speaker 1: what we never really met and the most amazing time
Speaker 1: with them, and this guest is no exception. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean like that ways sometimes you guys will express like, oh,
Speaker 1: I feel you guys are my best friends, Like will
Speaker 1: feel like the guests is our best friends. Went so
Speaker 1: deep with that. Yeah, I want to hang out with
Speaker 1: him now. He's great. He's a stand up comedian. His
Speaker 1: special The Vagabond is now available on Netflix. He got
Speaker 1: to check it out. It's his life work and it's
Speaker 1: fucking brilliant. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome mo amer I
Speaker 1: said the other two. Yet don't safety hands on the glove.
Speaker 1: It's like you something something cool. Yeah, so yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like we play it a handle to bocockie and facials,
Speaker 1: but like we don't know about pregnancy and marriage, so
Speaker 1: like we're trying to get back to BOOKOCKI, but like
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you know, you should put your
Speaker 1: placenta and you know, should kind of eat it after
Speaker 1: you give birth or whatever, put it in a pill
Speaker 1: and put it in a pill. Yeah you did, I
Speaker 1: mean until you didn't either, and you eat it like
Speaker 1: how much the little period of sign after it helps
Speaker 1: with a postpartum apparently help really it helps, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. And then you get into it because people
Speaker 1: like before the they just put it on aplely eating
Speaker 1: a fucking placenta. But then people were like, you know,
Speaker 1: we have technology, we can upgrade this a little bit. Yea,
Speaker 1: how about eat a sandwich. We're here with moammer. I'm
Speaker 1: really exciting. Thank you guys for having me. Of course,
Speaker 1: let's open. Are you called Moses his coat and has
Speaker 1: a coat that has like mittens attached to it, which
Speaker 1: is very sweet for an adults shout yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: best invention ever. Ready to go. Are actually warmer than
Speaker 1: gloves because you're they are because your fingers are next
Speaker 1: to each other warm right, it's a sleeping back, it is.
Speaker 1: This whole thing is like up cycling. So this apparently
Speaker 1: is a parachute material from the world. That's great. People
Speaker 1: don't realize that recycling also includes clothing, so up cycling
Speaker 1: so it's like, oh, I'm sorry. So so it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, better I just buy the clothes. Like
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this this is a jacket. Someone else
Speaker 1: war I don't know why I'm doing air quotes. Yeah exactly,
Speaker 1: I don't buy the ones that they make it to
Speaker 1: something else. I'm like, oh no, this is just like
Speaker 1: Pep Urban Renewal as a branded urban outfitters, and it's
Speaker 1: more expensive. Bitches, you sewed some old ladies coats together.
Speaker 1: Arabs are always cold, so it's like this is this
Speaker 1: is perfect ugly Arab You said Arabs are always Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm okay. I don't belong in this weather for sure.
Speaker 1: So it's like, hey, I need I need, I need
Speaker 1: a comforter. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you need a little blanket
Speaker 1: like those glow worms. Glow worms. I'm gonna go eat
Speaker 1: my placenta. Oh good, you should ask your mom for it. Well, no,
Speaker 1: she needs to eat it probably stays. So you are
Speaker 1: from Kuwait? Yes, I was born. I was out and
Speaker 1: I happened to be right, so I was. I'm Palestinian originally.
Speaker 1: I was born in Kuwait. Fled the war in nineties,
Speaker 1: fled war. How okay, So that's like old enough to
Speaker 1: like remember, yeah, I remember everything. I remember every single
Speaker 1: thing about that whole experience. It's like one of those
Speaker 1: things that you can't shake. And it's like there's something
Speaker 1: called autobiographical memory. And there's people that remember every day
Speaker 1: and moment, our minute. Terrible sound it does sound terrible, right,
Speaker 1: There's there's like they found two No, I don't think
Speaker 1: they have. But I do have a photographic memory. O
Speaker 1: me too. I have really really good photographic Wait what
Speaker 1: does that mean again? You just like look at something
Speaker 1: in capture. That's why I wouldn't need to work cheat
Speaker 1: in high school because then I could just scan it
Speaker 1: with my eyes and then I would remember things basically
Speaker 1: poem on the excellent tests. I would not study hours before.
Speaker 1: I would just look at the pages. What the fun? Well,
Speaker 1: good for you guys. So there's the normal people. Normal
Speaker 1: people only remember either like really happy moments or traumatic moments,
Speaker 1: so you'll never forget them. Yeah. So like those individuals
Speaker 1: you can't ever forget, you know, them storming into our
Speaker 1: house or you know, the Iraqi soldiers at the corner,
Speaker 1: or you know, we ended up playing I ended up,
Speaker 1: you know, playing soccer with them. They kind of forced
Speaker 1: me to play soccer. We're all like, they were nice
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, and then one guy, remember one soldier,
Speaker 1: was like here, check this out, and he just like
Speaker 1: unloads the entire machine gun and like throws it at
Speaker 1: me to hold, and I'm like the sky you know.
Speaker 1: He just like manually unloaded and just kind of like
Speaker 1: flicked the bullet in the air and he catches it.
Speaker 1: And then he's just like told this kiddoh, Like, you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm just walking back to my house. Why were these
Speaker 1: soldiers hanging out with you? Well, they're at the corner.
Speaker 1: So we were. My father got risting me rising pace.
Speaker 1: He was he was a telecommunications engineer and he was
Speaker 1: high down by the Kuwaiti Old Company. Two. He was
Speaker 1: like he was really innovative and actually developed one the
Speaker 1: first wireless communication between oral rigs and at that at
Speaker 1: that time, they didn't have wireless communications. So he developed
Speaker 1: that built one of the first radio stations in Kuwaiti.
Speaker 1: It was just like a big part of that team
Speaker 1: that developed all this new technology there. So the Kwaiti
Speaker 1: Old Company has houses, you know that they there's like
Speaker 1: neighborhoods are all like all these ex pats, So we
Speaker 1: didn't just live among just air people. There was people
Speaker 1: from all over the world living in our neighborhood. And
Speaker 1: uh and at the end of that house, excuse me,
Speaker 1: at the end of that neighborhood. There was like this
Speaker 1: palace that would hold different dignitaries or presidents that are
Speaker 1: visiting Kuwait. So that was a primary um spot for
Speaker 1: you know, target I guess you would call it for
Speaker 1: the Iraqi military. So they were there. They were very,
Speaker 1: very present in our neighborhood just robbing. They were just
Speaker 1: like robbing him. So that I was staying at that time,
Speaker 1: just sent over a bunch of people that were in
Speaker 1: prisons and school buses and or busses and just instructed
Speaker 1: them to just rob. There was like Mercedes bands dealerships
Speaker 1: that were like robbed overnight there. He told Saddan was
Speaker 1: told people to get prisoners to get on a bus
Speaker 1: and just gets exactly they were all instructed to rob
Speaker 1: and uh and his whole beef was that the Quaitis
Speaker 1: were stealing oil for many years. Yeah, so it was
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, that was part of like it's war.
Speaker 1: Was your house rated, yes, it was, so my father
Speaker 1: was paying them off. That was the only way to
Speaker 1: secure and protect our home. Yeah, they were. According to
Speaker 1: my mother, they were going to throw a grenade in
Speaker 1: my room. I was sleeping. Jesus, I was very thankful
Speaker 1: that they did she told you that after you weren't
Speaker 1: that anxiety? Know, I slept like a baby that was
Speaker 1: basically a baby. I had no idea. I had no idea.
Speaker 1: When they first came in, it was like one o'clock
Speaker 1: in the morning. I was completely out. I was sleeping.
Speaker 1: I slept through the whole kicking in the door. Thin,
Speaker 1: you're a heavy sleeper. I was on the other side
Speaker 1: of the house, actually the other Yeah, it was probably
Speaker 1: a heavy sleeper. So wait, they rated it and like
Speaker 1: they came went in out and you that that we
Speaker 1: weren't Kuwaiti's how did they know? I mean, well, my
Speaker 1: you know, we showed paper same as like you know, Holocaust, Like,
Speaker 1: how did you know someone that you or not? Everyone's
Speaker 1: documented exactly. We could. Yeah, it could have gone either
Speaker 1: way for sure. But the fact that you know, my
Speaker 1: dad was doing well and he you know, had some
Speaker 1: kind of money that he was able to pay them off.
Speaker 1: And we would literally remember them having to come over
Speaker 1: and just like eat breakfast at our house. So my
Speaker 1: mom would like we would feed them, so they wouldn't,
Speaker 1: you know, because they were hungry. They just all they
Speaker 1: all finished up, you know, the Rocky Soldiers just finished
Speaker 1: eight year war where they were on right and then
Speaker 1: he just sent them into another war and he didn't
Speaker 1: feed They didn't they didn't have like any food supplies
Speaker 1: or anything like that. They're like, quait and feed yourself
Speaker 1: for exactly. So that's how it went down. And were
Speaker 1: they like the nice people when they when you they
Speaker 1: were around your sleeve the soldier, I mean, they weren't
Speaker 1: around our identity, eat out front kind of thing and
Speaker 1: eating the yard. Yeah, it was. They were all eating
Speaker 1: in the yard. It wasn't a lot because it's like
Speaker 1: they have to eat and the person that's in charge
Speaker 1: of them is not giving them any support. But then
Speaker 1: they're also robbing. That's such a that's a lot of larious.
Speaker 1: It was so fucked up. I can't tell. They were
Speaker 1: siphoning fuel from you know, people were sciphening fuel from
Speaker 1: our cars. They were just taking everything that we could.
Speaker 1: I mean we lost millions. My father lost millions of
Speaker 1: dollars overnight. We lost everything we went from and steady.
Speaker 1: You know how they say rich rags, riches were riches
Speaker 1: to rags. It was like rags to riches and then
Speaker 1: riches to rags. You know that. And you were mentioned
Speaker 1: earlier before we pressed record about like okay, this is
Speaker 1: the sex podcast of sexuality and quait, like how is treated?
Speaker 1: What pop culture is? There are there naked women on billboards?
Speaker 1: They're like no way, no way. Yeah, it was completely
Speaker 1: completely had no idea about Yeah, I mean I knew
Speaker 1: they existed, and I knew I suckled on him at
Speaker 1: some point when I was a baby, but I had
Speaker 1: no idea. I had no idea about anything, Like I didn't.
Speaker 1: There wasn't. It's not part it's like you know, it's
Speaker 1: like you grow up and this it's like you grow up,
Speaker 1: you go through your your child, you'd be a kid, yeah, teenager,
Speaker 1: you'd be a teenager. Then when it's time, you know,
Speaker 1: you never really get a talk either. There's no like
Speaker 1: sex sex talks and air families as well, they don't
Speaker 1: really have that conversation. It's like you're married, you know,
Speaker 1: that's when you're like that's when the conversations started. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like you have to zee it, which means did you
Speaker 1: change your oil? That's like that's yes, that's that's that's
Speaker 1: that's the did you change your oil? That's the that's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you just had sex, all right, now now you're a man.
Speaker 1: Now we could talk about this. Now. Do women get
Speaker 1: that respect when they have sex? I don't know. Probably
Speaker 1: not what you mean like that, I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: know any to a nephew, like, okay, yeah, sure my
Speaker 1: mom had that cover. I'm sure. I'm sure my mom
Speaker 1: had that woman to a woman a conversation because my
Speaker 1: mom was different. My mom was like she's a cool mom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's very cool. She's like gets it, she has those conversations.
Speaker 1: I'm sure my mom did. My dad was like overwhere
Speaker 1: and then pleasant passed away when when I was fourteen,
Speaker 1: So I didn't really get that chance, you know, but
Speaker 1: I'm sure it would have happened at some point. I'm
Speaker 1: sure it would have been, but I never had that experience.
Speaker 1: What was the relationship, So, like, how how much did
Speaker 1: you see your parents like be romantic or sexual with
Speaker 1: one another, because like most kids have like a story
Speaker 1: of like, oh I heard my parents having sex or
Speaker 1: at least like you know, making out or something killing
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. And I was like, mom, you never,
Speaker 1: I never. I never saw them kiss never. Really, Um yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I've seen them like hug and kisses on
Speaker 1: the cheek and stuff like that. Things like that, I've
Speaker 1: ever seen them, Like I never again there was like this.
Speaker 1: I was so young. Maybe I missed it, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like see it. Maybe I did, and
Speaker 1: I just completely just erase it out of my subconscience.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's in there at some somewhere hiding. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but I know, like I remember like family vacation. When
Speaker 1: we went on the last family vacation, that was the
Speaker 1: time like we had a big sweet mom my mom
Speaker 1: and dad had their own real you know, like he
Speaker 1: was just like sharing they were having a good time
Speaker 1: when they told us like, hey it's time for bad
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's you know, like whatever air of music
Speaker 1: is in the background. I never had that experience. But yeah,
Speaker 1: but no, there was no there was like no movies
Speaker 1: and television. There was no women scanceling. No if you like,
Speaker 1: we saw a kissing scene and that was like whoa,
Speaker 1: they're kissing getting edited versions of like because you know,
Speaker 1: American films are coming in. Our American films not allowed
Speaker 1: at all. So funny because my sisters, I was a
Speaker 1: six kid out of six children, so my two older
Speaker 1: brothers were already going to college in the States, there
Speaker 1: were at b y U. That's where you said, that's
Speaker 1: where you send your Muslim kids. Yeah, because because because
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, because everyone's religious there, even though it's
Speaker 1: not drinking. It's like I think, I think, honestly, it's
Speaker 1: a smart it's a smart thing to send them to
Speaker 1: because it's sound crazy. Yeah, it doesn't sound crazy because
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, if you, if you, if you're not
Speaker 1: around drinking or smoking or all that stuff on a
Speaker 1: regular basic Yeah, he's into it, exactly. I don't think
Speaker 1: university for everyone who Yeah, you don't just send them
Speaker 1: to U T Austin. It was just gonna be nuts.
Speaker 1: So they're not going to focus on anything. And plus
Speaker 1: Florida State would go down, it would go down. Is
Speaker 1: that where you went? No? Absolutely, not state my first year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean so when I came to the States, it
Speaker 1: was just like, oh my god, what's happening? So have
Speaker 1: you ever seen a woman in a bikini at this point,
Speaker 1: at this point when you came in States, not even
Speaker 1: a woman in a bikini? And I came like two
Speaker 1: days before how like it was like a few days
Speaker 1: before Halloween. I was not slot lady, but I saw
Speaker 1: so many of them. I couldn't believe what I was saying.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I thought people were crazy. Literally, yeah,
Speaker 1: what was going in your mind? Because did you have
Speaker 1: did anybody shape? Did you have any adult shape? How
Speaker 1: Western culture was? Meaning like a slotty lady bug on Halloween?
Speaker 1: Did anybody say like we don't do that, like meaning
Speaker 1: like did they kind of poopoo it? Or did you
Speaker 1: truly just not have any impression? Look it was our
Speaker 1: lives were turned upside down, so nobody had the conference
Speaker 1: literally zero time. I was like the one that had
Speaker 1: to figure it all out by himself. I was like
Speaker 1: the six kid. You know, you think you're like a
Speaker 1: spoiled kid. I had a job, and I was like twelve,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like I was like different
Speaker 1: level situation I had my I mean, the only the
Speaker 1: only thing that I had about the States was Michael Jackson.
Speaker 1: And I know, I know yesterday I saw this aw
Speaker 1: the thing was terrible and just like a great artist,
Speaker 1: a great artist I saw. I saw my sisters were
Speaker 1: really into Moonlighting, which is like a Bruce Willis series. Whatever.
Speaker 1: I just I just knew like whatever we would get
Speaker 1: on televisions what we would get. But that was it.
Speaker 1: I had no idea. And then I come to the
Speaker 1: States like six months later. The hit song is like
Speaker 1: I like big butts and I cannot Like. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fun is going on? Tame Rap and then
Speaker 1: my buddy and then the first friend that I made.
Speaker 1: His name is Hector, who I put in my special
Speaker 1: and nef was really funny is he took me into this.
Speaker 1: We were hanging out at some kids apartment and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: my dad hides his playboys here, and I'm so, I'm
Speaker 1: so innocent. I'm like, oh playboys, you know, like, oh,
Speaker 1: it must be like a boy's magazine, like a kid's magazine.
Speaker 1: And then they opened it up. I'm like magazine. My
Speaker 1: penis moving, that's like straight up. When I first saw Pussy,
Speaker 1: I was like, I think I cried to think, but
Speaker 1: your penis was a little giggly. Like I was very
Speaker 1: happy to see what I saw, but like, you didn't
Speaker 1: know why you were happy playboy than hustler because at
Speaker 1: least you know, it's just like a little yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean they're just spread the curtain spread. That's a lot.
Speaker 1: It was so it was a lot. I was like,
Speaker 1: what is this? What did you say to your friend?
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't shocked. I didn't want to look like
Speaker 1: I knew that, you know, you had to be cool.
Speaker 1: So I was just kind of like bringing it in
Speaker 1: and just a woman in a bikini to spread pussy
Speaker 1: and boy straight up spread pussy and playboy. Wow. Also
Speaker 1: it's kind of sucked up like that in the first
Speaker 1: nude woman woman you see is like a in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's I never even thought about that. I feel like
Speaker 1: that was fun. Yeah, because you know, like you would
Speaker 1: have been coming all shapes and sizes for me, Like
Speaker 1: I just saw, you know, I just saw like relatives
Speaker 1: and like that's a real easy place to start. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good eas in because it's like oh okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: there's something there. Yeah. I didn't have that. Like they're
Speaker 1: always like when we have hangouts in Kauwait, like everybody's coming,
Speaker 1: everything is fine. But definitely it was like the men
Speaker 1: hang out, they play cards, the ladies are sitting there
Speaker 1: chit chatting, they're having a good time in the living
Speaker 1: room like that's it was like normal women just could
Speaker 1: they congrete together? Man hanging out together and at the
Speaker 1: end of the night, everybody kind of trickles in back together.
Speaker 1: That's usually how it goes. And like with an Arab culture,
Speaker 1: that happens. So wow, um, where did you go from
Speaker 1: there after? I mean, do you did you keep it
Speaker 1: in your spank bank? Was that like the first thing
Speaker 1: you ever had in your spank bank? Yeah? I didn't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't master. The first time I master it was
Speaker 1: in the eighth grade. Eighth grade, you're okay, yeah, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. It was the first time that happens. Like,
Speaker 1: did you get backed up before then? Yeah? I mean
Speaker 1: I didn't even think about it. I was very active.
Speaker 1: I guess it was like a dog, you know, you
Speaker 1: keep them running, very very active. Yeah. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It was just just I never even
Speaker 1: knew what to do. I didn't nobody ever. I didn't
Speaker 1: have this information. I didn't know what to do either.
Speaker 1: In the first time I touched the penis, I was like, wow,
Speaker 1: this works a lot differitely. I didn't know. I just
Speaker 1: like I remember just it was a shower. Of course
Speaker 1: it was. It was a shower, and it was like
Speaker 1: it was the heavens opened up, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my this is going to happen a lot. Yeah, obviously
Speaker 1: have a lot. That's all I remember. I feel like, yeah, boys,
Speaker 1: especially when they first discovered masturbation, like I'm not going outside,
Speaker 1: yeah for a while. Me I'm like, oh, whenever my
Speaker 1: parents leave, I'm just gonna hump everything. But like boys
Speaker 1: are like, I'm gonna stay here for it. Just really
Speaker 1: married to it. Let me put on some pearl James,
Speaker 1: have a good time. Did you get any sex said
Speaker 1: in school when you came here? Um? Yeah, sex, kid
Speaker 1: didn't happen until high school. So by that time I
Speaker 1: already knew what was you know, I kind of knew
Speaker 1: what was going on. Okay, when did you touch? And
Speaker 1: then I grew up really quickly from there. I mean,
Speaker 1: after my dad died, everything went up and everything went
Speaker 1: out the window. I was just like, was that a
Speaker 1: sudden death? Was it? It was? It was pretty it
Speaker 1: was pretty sudden, Like he was in a hospital for
Speaker 1: three weeks. But you know, it's like you never think
Speaker 1: that your dad's gonna go or your parents gonna go.
Speaker 1: You just don't think that's gonna happen. But when it does,
Speaker 1: it's just like, you know, so many things happened within
Speaker 1: a five year period, like it war erupts, we leave
Speaker 1: family separated everywhere. Everybody just spread out, literally everybody spread
Speaker 1: out everywhere, no semblance of family. And now you're just
Speaker 1: like in Houston, trying to figure things out and trying
Speaker 1: to be cool, not cool, focused on school. I gotta
Speaker 1: graduate to come from a highly educated family. Like you know,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do anything that I that I
Speaker 1: saw Cosby live when I was ten years old, I
Speaker 1: was like, I woulda be a comedian and uh funk
Speaker 1: everything else. And then four years later, my dad dies
Speaker 1: and then my teacher gets me to do stand up
Speaker 1: in class, and that changes everything for me because I
Speaker 1: was just skipping. I was living in like Fairisbule's day off.
Speaker 1: I was fourteen years old, but I was a grown man.
Speaker 1: I was like I was selling fake rolexsm Vado watches
Speaker 1: to like drug dealers and just like making a good
Speaker 1: living buying lunch to my teachers and ship like I was.
Speaker 1: I was. I was a guy that got anybody anything
Speaker 1: in school and people would ask me where I get
Speaker 1: that from. I was like, I got you, I'll get
Speaker 1: it for you know. Where did that come? Where did
Speaker 1: that come from you being like the best. I mean,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like the best, yeah, I was like I
Speaker 1: never thought about it. Like Arabs, we have a lot
Speaker 1: of cousins, right, it's like not really my cousin, but
Speaker 1: that's your cousin. So my mom would offer me up
Speaker 1: to jobs like I would get jobs. So my dad
Speaker 1: he opened up a nine cent store when I was twelve,
Speaker 1: and I worked for him for the while before we
Speaker 1: had a fallen out. And then after he passed away,
Speaker 1: his best friend, one of his friends in Houston, gave
Speaker 1: me a job at a Cook Road Minimore, And that
Speaker 1: was like the worst thing that could have happened to
Speaker 1: me because it was like in the worst neighborhood and
Speaker 1: it's essentially a convenience store. And learned every single bad
Speaker 1: habit that could like, I mean, from we to cigarettes
Speaker 1: to alcohol to me and like people would you'd be
Speaker 1: amazed how many people try to sell you ship at
Speaker 1: a convenience store. People will come in like I have TVs?
Speaker 1: Can I just give you? Can I get groceries for
Speaker 1: these TVs? I know that's because my dad owns the
Speaker 1: store and he could. He would come home with real
Speaker 1: weird stuff, generous yeah, yeah, no, we would buy I mean, like,
Speaker 1: you know, the guy would buy it. Sometimes I would
Speaker 1: start and then I started selling these watches, and like
Speaker 1: I was making so much money selling these watches. I
Speaker 1: just show up one day and the guy who owns
Speaker 1: the place is selling setting up a display case. Like
Speaker 1: what are you doing? He's like, I gonna start selling
Speaker 1: these watches. I'm like, that's my that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I was like, but you're not commission to me anything,
Speaker 1: and so he told me a lesson. I didn't know
Speaker 1: anything about business, you know, so he started and then
Speaker 1: I just learned everything. And people were selling weed to
Speaker 1: all kinds of other drugs around me, and that's nothing.
Speaker 1: That's that's not the way I was raised. You know.
Speaker 1: That would be like if my mom mom knows about
Speaker 1: it today. But uh, watches, I mean there's some I
Speaker 1: mean I got people weed too. I got people stuff
Speaker 1: and to just connect them. I never I didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't, like I didn't. I wasn't like the supply.
Speaker 1: Maybe some people thought I was, but I didn't have ship,
Speaker 1: you know, just coming with a couple of diying bags
Speaker 1: and you can have a good time. But but it wasn't.
Speaker 1: It was never like that. But he was just a
Speaker 1: big learning experience. I mean I was going to Mexico.
Speaker 1: I was fourteen, fifteen years old. I mean, just to
Speaker 1: go party and have a good time. My friend, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: my buddy, my buddies girlfriend broke up with him, like
Speaker 1: the day of prom. And then he was like this,
Speaker 1: but he was so mad, bitch, and he was so mad.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, friend Juan is from matam to us.
Speaker 1: You want to go with us. I'm like, I don't
Speaker 1: think I can go since my paperwork is still pending
Speaker 1: and immigration. He was like, it's fine, you just have
Speaker 1: to say you're an American sism when you come back.
Speaker 1: You're fine. And I was like, well, I can't say that.
Speaker 1: So we just went down and I would just always
Speaker 1: be asleep when we crossed the border and then just
Speaker 1: let it in the car. Yeah, just let it go.
Speaker 1: And we just partied so much. And that's when I
Speaker 1: learned about titties in Mexico, how they feel, really feel. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we went to strip clubs. Did you have sex at
Speaker 1: this point? I did not have sex? A supporting oh wow, okay,
Speaker 1: I was too scary, man. I was too scared. I
Speaker 1: was too worried about it. I was too like, I
Speaker 1: was just too worried. I was too worried about alcohol.
Speaker 1: Like I didn't touch it. It was not culture like
Speaker 1: anything to do with it. Just because sometimes when people
Speaker 1: like no alcohol, well if it was just stupid everybody
Speaker 1: around me, okay, yeah, because sometimes when parents are super
Speaker 1: strict and then you go to college, when me a
Speaker 1: k and you're like, I'm gonna drink vodka forever and crazy,
Speaker 1: right right. No, it didn't happen like that for me
Speaker 1: at all. I want I would like fake it like
Speaker 1: big guys, you know what I mean. I would just
Speaker 1: kind of do that because I really didn't believe. I
Speaker 1: just feel like something's up at this ship, like I
Speaker 1: see everybody else around me. He was just too much.
Speaker 1: I remember being in one of the strip clubs and
Speaker 1: it was rated by the Mexican military, and apparently it
Speaker 1: was a shake like this is nothing. Yeah, no, I was.
Speaker 1: I was like fuck, you know, like I was straight
Speaker 1: at machine guns, lights on, standing up in the back.
Speaker 1: You know there's one yeah, yeah, they were like straight up.
Speaker 1: There were straight up all in like the green uniforms.
Speaker 1: There's one one guy in the black in form I can.
Speaker 1: I guess he was. He was their leader. I don't
Speaker 1: know if he was a sergeant where his rank is.
Speaker 1: And they just have everybody up against the wall or
Speaker 1: strippers on the side. Everybody's just hanging out and they
Speaker 1: just grab them. They're searching everybody really aggressively, you know,
Speaker 1: and some guys are yelling at each other. They have
Speaker 1: machine guns pointed at everybody, and they're just making their
Speaker 1: rounds around the club, just going full circle. We're near
Speaker 1: the entrance, we're the last ones. He's about the approach
Speaker 1: and he comes up to me and my friend John
Speaker 1: who died resting Peas, and my friend Nick, and he
Speaker 1: has they have machine guns at us, and then they
Speaker 1: both they all look at me and the guy in
Speaker 1: the black ghost he asked them to lift up my shirt, like,
Speaker 1: let me see what's under your shirt. I'm not wearing
Speaker 1: anything in my shirt. And I was really heavy back,
Speaker 1: and I was really heavy. I just lifted it up.
Speaker 1: I just put it back down and I go muchos tacos.
Speaker 1: That's all I had. That's all I had. They fucking
Speaker 1: did not last. They just gave me like a little
Speaker 1: smirk and they and like the smirk was just like
Speaker 1: does your mom know where the hell you are? Does
Speaker 1: she not know you're in like a hotbed of a
Speaker 1: cartel situation? Right now? That's probably what it was. We
Speaker 1: had no idea because it was like six, you know,
Speaker 1: it was just not that it was It wasn't that
Speaker 1: you know, I'm like listening to the Spice Girls. He's
Speaker 1: like in a ray and like it was crazy. I
Speaker 1: told my mom was went to all night bowling. That's
Speaker 1: that was. Yeah. She was like, okay, honey, have fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah she knew something was bowling. Yeah, well that's good. Happy,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're making friends. Wow. And now when did um?
Speaker 1: When did sex happen for you? Sex happened for me?
Speaker 1: Like I counted like from when I was nineteen. I
Speaker 1: mean like I had like a hole before. No, I didn't, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I just had like it wasn't like really said. It
Speaker 1: was just like we didn't know what we're doing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think about accident. Honestly, we were just having fun
Speaker 1: and was like yeah, we were just and then we're
Speaker 1: like we both got scared. Yeah exactly, I've been really yeah,
Speaker 1: slipped into her vagina. That's like a line. It can happen. Now,
Speaker 1: it can some penis's point and exactly where they need
Speaker 1: to point, and you're like, what the funk? I was like,
Speaker 1: that's warm, you know what I mean, that's what happened.
Speaker 1: Always wondered how that was. I always wondered what it's
Speaker 1: like to have. If I had a dick, man, I
Speaker 1: would stick it in vagina because I just want to know.
Speaker 1: I want to I got a condom lust that they're
Speaker 1: not too long ago and I had to really reach it.
Speaker 1: I was like, really because it came off during sex,
Speaker 1: but we didn't know. And so the more we kept
Speaker 1: having sex because we didn't know. I would think I
Speaker 1: knew that they would fall off and maybe not, and
Speaker 1: he was just jamming it up, but we didn't know.
Speaker 1: You can get lots of stuff stuck out there. I
Speaker 1: got a tampon stuck up there for we couldn't. You
Speaker 1: couldn't see it like I couldn't because I I He
Speaker 1: tried to get it, but his fingers aren't as well.
Speaker 1: I got et fingers over here. I had to get it,
Speaker 1: and it was it was very far up there, but
Speaker 1: very warm, very warm environment. Yeah, we were both. I
Speaker 1: had a girlfriend that it was fifteen and she was
Speaker 1: really sweet. We're both like really care for each other,
Speaker 1: loved each other, but it didn't it just didn't work.
Speaker 1: And she was like, I didn't have a car way
Speaker 1: down to and it just did never something. I fell like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it didn't happen yet, but I fell in love, and
Speaker 1: I was like nineteen, I fell in love. I got
Speaker 1: engaged and she like when I was, Yeah, she's a
Speaker 1: Brazilian woman and she um, she only spoke Portuguese and Spanish,
Speaker 1: so that's what you like about her because he didn't.
Speaker 1: I like learned Spanish in three months. Harry Wayne's World
Speaker 1: Romantic with someone who doesn't speak the same way, Well,
Speaker 1: we fell in love immediately, I was talking and yeah,
Speaker 1: this is because this is a problem that happened one
Speaker 1: of the plot lines of Love of Love. Actually, have
Speaker 1: you seen that film, because like, you know, the one
Speaker 1: guy get falls in love with a woman who actually
Speaker 1: also speaks Portuguese, and I'm like, is this you know
Speaker 1: just men don't like yappers or like say, I love
Speaker 1: to talk, howk Yeah, but how do you fall in
Speaker 1: love with somebody if you can't if you don't know
Speaker 1: what they're saying? So okay, so I'll tell you so
Speaker 1: so um it's just defend thing. No, it's amazing. So
Speaker 1: his his so, her brother was a really good friend
Speaker 1: of mine. He found out he found his mom after
Speaker 1: being separated for twenty five years. He found his half
Speaker 1: sister who's Brazilian, so he spoke English, that's and yeah,
Speaker 1: she was gorgeous. So he I go to his uncomfortable
Speaker 1: for him find out your sister's hot or your sibling
Speaker 1: is hot, like and you don't know them. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: got to be an uncomfortable. So sweet they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: it was like a very emotional experience for him because
Speaker 1: he found his mother after five years, had a sister.
Speaker 1: They were just like all. He had no idea sister had.
Speaker 1: He had two half sisters in a half I had
Speaker 1: no idea either. And then he come to his wedding
Speaker 1: and I see this, like literally saw her just walking by,
Speaker 1: and it felt like oh. I was like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to marry this girl. I knew immediately is that the
Speaker 1: person it's gonna get really weird. So so she's walking
Speaker 1: by and I go, who's this person? Why is she nervous?
Speaker 1: And why is she hugging one of my good friends.
Speaker 1: And how come I don't know her like that? Because
Speaker 1: we all have barbecues well, like hang out, Like how
Speaker 1: do I have how do I not know? How the
Speaker 1: hell have I not seen this person? So she's like,
Speaker 1: you know, she's white and she's blond air and green eyes,
Speaker 1: and like I go up and I say hello, and
Speaker 1: she's just a mute. I'm like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: You all right? What's going on? It didn't it didn't
Speaker 1: hit me, and he goes, that's this is my sister.
Speaker 1: She's been speaking and she speaks Spanish and Portuguese. And
Speaker 1: I was like, are you kidding me? You have a sister?
Speaker 1: That's why? What the hell? Just what did I miss?
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I found my mother and tell you.
Speaker 1: Last month I went to Brazil exactly. I'm like, what's
Speaker 1: wrong with you? Like I didn't want to text. I
Speaker 1: wanted to tell him her it's crazy. I go to there,
Speaker 1: you know, the party afterwards there I'm living having a
Speaker 1: brain fart. So we're all hanging out and we can't
Speaker 1: just stop staring at each other. We just keep staring
Speaker 1: at each other. And he might have been like, why
Speaker 1: is this guy? Yeah, there was a guy on this
Speaker 1: she so she was getting hit on like crazy by
Speaker 1: by his bride, by one of the groomsman, excuse me.
Speaker 1: So so she's getting hit on like crazy and she's
Speaker 1: looking at me like you know that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: And so I go over there. She doesn't speaking. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, you don't speak any I
Speaker 1: don't speak any Spanish. I'm broken Spanish. And you know,
Speaker 1: we don't know. I was like, can you dance? So
Speaker 1: we dance and and we just and I said I
Speaker 1: have to go. I have to go do a set.
Speaker 1: I have to go do a stand up set. And
Speaker 1: and then I told Fozzy, my my friend, was like, yo,
Speaker 1: is there? Is it okay? If I talked to your sister?
Speaker 1: I really like her. If you know, if it's not
Speaker 1: okay with you, I'm not going to do it. He's
Speaker 1: like come on, and he was like, come on, man,
Speaker 1: I love you. And if my sister likes he is
Speaker 1: like and like, he just had new he had a sister,
Speaker 1: so he can't really right, somebody might as well exactly.
Speaker 1: So they come over and they they come over this
Speaker 1: man I was working for. They come over his house
Speaker 1: and we're all hanging out we're having a barbecue, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like killing at this like barbecue. We're all
Speaker 1: sitting in the living room and like destroying, just like
Speaker 1: you know, like I'm translating like horribly, but I'm I
Speaker 1: can't even make it up. But she's like dying. I
Speaker 1: found out that her grandmother just passed well while she
Speaker 1: was in the States, and it was just like super
Speaker 1: painful for her. And that was like a beautiful moment.
Speaker 1: She hadn't had a long time, and she was like
Speaker 1: who is this guy? And then and then and then
Speaker 1: and then and then we talked on the phone for
Speaker 1: an hour. Would you say though you didn't know each other,
Speaker 1: We didn't know. Everybody was shocked. It was like how
Speaker 1: are you talking? Yeah? How are you g talking? So
Speaker 1: we had like vivid dreams about each other out of
Speaker 1: the gate. How did you talk? Did you speak broken Spanish? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We were like broken Spanish some English. I had a
Speaker 1: book like a translated and then three months later, I'm
Speaker 1: like fluente, like I'm speaking like you would not believe
Speaker 1: it was. It was. It was one of those quick Yeah.
Speaker 1: It was incredible. Like my brothers all thought I was
Speaker 1: full of ship because my mom was on the phone,
Speaker 1: like I don't know how to explain it to you, guys,
Speaker 1: but he's speaking Spanish, like full month Spanish in the house.
Speaker 1: And the cool thing about her that she would talk
Speaker 1: to my mother and they would communicate to No, she
Speaker 1: knew some Spanish, was no, but she was like, she's
Speaker 1: a special person. She's a special person. We had to
Speaker 1: break up because they didn't have citizenship, and I couldn't
Speaker 1: help proud. It was really said, it's not because we
Speaker 1: didn't love each story. So we didn't have citizenship. You didn't,
Speaker 1: who didn't? I didn't, So I had to wait twenty
Speaker 1: years to give my citizenship. And that's why you should
Speaker 1: watch my special The Bagapop on Netflix tells you all
Speaker 1: the information I started, but to be honest, I was
Speaker 1: drunk so asleep and I didn't start again. It was
Speaker 1: on four in the morning. So wow, Wow, do you
Speaker 1: talk to her? Yeah, communicated, she's married as a kid.
Speaker 1: Everything's fine, everything fine, Yeah, everything's fine. He was great. Fine,
Speaker 1: I want to write her a love letter. You know. Wow,
Speaker 1: she's dope. She was dope. People. It was like that moment,
Speaker 1: did you asked me about my first time beful, first
Speaker 1: time man? When you had sex with her, did you
Speaker 1: just explode? We were how long did you last? Two seconds?
Speaker 1: I mean, good god, I was in it to win
Speaker 1: it for sure? From like how long did it I
Speaker 1: was the first time? Yeah, it was the first time.
Speaker 1: That's what times? Like five not even five minutes later
Speaker 1: it was ready to go. Wow, that's pretty good. Was
Speaker 1: a champ? Come on? I was like twenties, but still
Speaker 1: like being exposed to like, um, Western sexuality, which is
Speaker 1: so aggressive sometimes you know what I mean, and so
Speaker 1: to the other. And then you meet this beautiful woman
Speaker 1: and then you but you're nineteen at this point, you're
Speaker 1: like a grown as man. But then like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I'd get the penis in
Speaker 1: it explode? Yeah, it was, it was. It was pretty Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was like fireworks going on in the background, wait
Speaker 1: for real or like no, no, I didn't know because
Speaker 1: you have a lot of barbecues. Actually fourth of July, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was kind of. It was for the July. And
Speaker 1: how long, um you lost her Virginia July? Um? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like the midnight? And how long were you together? How
Speaker 1: long did you were you together before she had to go?
Speaker 1: We were together for three months, she had three months
Speaker 1: and then she left and then we already and then
Speaker 1: we yeah, we kept in. No, we kept together. We
Speaker 1: started to stay together for several years. After that we
Speaker 1: broke up. And then she broke up. She's like, I
Speaker 1: can't you know, I feel you know. She was just like,
Speaker 1: how am I gonna leave Brazil? And this? And that
Speaker 1: just broke my heart. And I was like, well, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna talk to you anymore because I can't do
Speaker 1: it yourself. You want to be with me, then you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to call me because I'm not gonna touch it.
Speaker 1: Then a year later, she was like, it's the biggest
Speaker 1: mistake I ever made. I'm madly in love with you.
Speaker 1: That's my dream. Is that that people always think that
Speaker 1: about me? Yeah, she called She called me up like
Speaker 1: a madly lovely She emailed me one day out of
Speaker 1: the blue. She's like, I'm madly in love with you.
Speaker 1: I can't think about you every day. I can't take this.
Speaker 1: We need to talk. We belong together. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: We talked for like. We stayed together for another like
Speaker 1: two and a half years. My friend, my friend dies
Speaker 1: gets killed and then she and his his. I stayed
Speaker 1: with them for like several months. Just now I quit everything,
Speaker 1: I quit stand up, I quit work. Yeah. I just
Speaker 1: was with his family the whole time, just helping him
Speaker 1: to every process I could. And uh and they flew
Speaker 1: her up. Wow yeah, wow, Yeah, they flew her up
Speaker 1: and then we spent some time together. But it was
Speaker 1: really rough. You know, it was really rough because it
Speaker 1: was just like it was in the situations, and then
Speaker 1: it's not seeing each other for so long, and then
Speaker 1: you know, when it's distance. The few times I've ever
Speaker 1: done distance that's long, that's long, long distance, but does
Speaker 1: count the seconds, you know, and it kind of makes
Speaker 1: you it takes you out of the moment a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was hard. I was with his I was my
Speaker 1: friend who died. I was with his um fiance who
Speaker 1: just lost her fiance, and it was with his sister.
Speaker 1: We all went to Disneyland because that's what he loved.
Speaker 1: And he was like, why don't you guys all go
Speaker 1: to Disneyland and Gus, it's been like three months or something,
Speaker 1: but everybody's dealing with their own pain. So I was
Speaker 1: just like their therapist. So they would be like one
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning Liz was going through something. I
Speaker 1: would speak to Liz, and then that was something else
Speaker 1: was going on. I would talk to Poe. You have
Speaker 1: that those mo So I was really there for them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was there for them, and I wasn't really there
Speaker 1: for you know, for her. Yeah. Yeah when she was here,
Speaker 1: who were like, hey, we got ten minutes in the
Speaker 1: bathroom really yeah, not really what we imagine, you know,
Speaker 1: and go, well, so it just kind of fell apart
Speaker 1: from there. Yeah that makes sense. Wow, it really fell
Speaker 1: apart in international notebook. Yeah, it is really I should
Speaker 1: write this right. Yeah, that's such awful. You have a
Speaker 1: lot of characters though. It seems like you have a
Speaker 1: lot more friends than me, Like I would have a
Speaker 1: simple screen play. You have a lot of friends. That's
Speaker 1: really cool. But you know, if you can keep track,
Speaker 1: Um wow, oh my god. Okay, so so so that ends.
Speaker 1: That has to be so painful. But also you're doing
Speaker 1: with the loss of your friend, which is also pain
Speaker 1: Like I mean, and who's helping you? You're helping them,
Speaker 1: who's helping you? Cope? Um? You know, I grew up
Speaker 1: with some amazing men, you know, like just like we're
Speaker 1: all very close to this day. We grew up together.
Speaker 1: I met that when I was eleven years old. We're
Speaker 1: like the sand Lot, were like the sand Lot from Houston,
Speaker 1: but instead of because no girl man wants to be
Speaker 1: none of that. Yeah. No, we I grew up with
Speaker 1: like guys that that we're still dear friends. Were all
Speaker 1: like misfits, but we would run the basketball court. It
Speaker 1: was one of those things everybody wouldn't see, like this
Speaker 1: chunky kid and this ch chunky kid and two Indian
Speaker 1: guys in Italian kan like coming in and rule the
Speaker 1: basketball court. We did that kind of shime. We were
Speaker 1: just like, we were so tight we're still to this day.
Speaker 1: I mean, my god, we just celebrated my boy's forty
Speaker 1: birthday in New Orleans and everybody was there together and
Speaker 1: are you no, I'm not for I was like, he's
Speaker 1: three years old a lot of waters, but he's only
Speaker 1: three years older than you, So you're wow. I don't
Speaker 1: say late. Don't you get into late when you're thirty eight? No,
Speaker 1: you made that up. Thirty Maybe maybe you'll get to
Speaker 1: thirty six is mid thirties. Maybe I'll give you thirty
Speaker 1: seven and thirty Yeah alright, I mean, hey, we all
Speaker 1: get better with Adrian's fine. I'm great. I am getting
Speaker 1: better with age. I love I love getting older. I
Speaker 1: am enjoying every minute of it. Good And that's great
Speaker 1: to have good friends when you're a guy still gonna
Speaker 1: get fucked, especially because you're funny. It's like you don't
Speaker 1: even have to do anything. Yeah, getting out here. Yeah
Speaker 1: I got you. Yeah, I figured that I was hoping
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get fucked. Sometimes it's good though, I just
Speaker 1: want to lean back and just get anything. But never really,
Speaker 1: never did I think I know I would say I can't. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: not with that attitude. I know, I know. Look, you know,
Speaker 1: like tickle the outside fine, but if you have it,
Speaker 1: you have a treasure, you butthole and you don't even know.
Speaker 1: As every live show I pick up. Are you one
Speaker 1: of those one of those women, one of those women
Speaker 1: that are just like yeah, all of a sudden, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: Am I one of those women who cares about male
Speaker 1: sexual satisfaction? Yeah? You could say I am one of
Speaker 1: those for like anal thank god him right? Um, your prostate, dude,
Speaker 1: it's your g spot, it's up in your butt. I mean, look, baby,
Speaker 1: steps you can't just put a finger and that's terrible,
Speaker 1: it's rude. Good, well do you say that now? But
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, um, I'm a million break and let's see,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I really attend. It's just not going
Speaker 1: to happen. Yeah. Yeah, have you ever put your penis
Speaker 1: in a butt woman's butt? You're an I hated it, really,
Speaker 1: I felt terrible afterwards. I felt terrible afterwards. No, I
Speaker 1: just I just I just like, why really? Yeah? Of
Speaker 1: course say it louder. Wait, okay, you didn't like anal
Speaker 1: hated it? You hate hated? Is it like sucking a
Speaker 1: cactus or something? It was just like there's something there
Speaker 1: that naturally just lubricates and it's so wonderful and beautiful
Speaker 1: and life than another one is a sewage system? Why? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: you tell him no disresflect to our gamel listeners. But yes,
Speaker 1: that's something men a prostate. So good for you men
Speaker 1: for putting stuff up your button. Yeah exactly. You want
Speaker 1: to get an enemy here, you know who's like, hurry that.
Speaker 1: We also want to give me walk around like a
Speaker 1: butt plug all day like from the whole food. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you wanna you want to drink some husk from Whole Foods. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's just there and the counts are like like
Speaker 1: a oatmeal. Yeah yeah, I'm just saying like that's that's
Speaker 1: not for you. I'm just like because there's a perfectly
Speaker 1: good hole right there. Yeah yeah, it's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: going to move on before I get a double plus
Speaker 1: over here on this side. No, no, I need to
Speaker 1: figure this out. There's two wet holes on women in
Speaker 1: fact that you could go to before the third dryer
Speaker 1: hole the hole, and there's saliva just very important around
Speaker 1: unless you smoke mad weed, in which case, get a second,
Speaker 1: have the hydration ready on the side. You have a
Speaker 1: nice rotation between the both and then you're good to go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I for a beverage. Sometimes I'm an adult, like mid
Speaker 1: blow job. Sorry, I'm wanted to do a good job
Speaker 1: or a fast job. Don't apologize. No, go hydrate. As
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, I'm going to go down while
Speaker 1: you hydrating, so kind getting along. I can't pass out
Speaker 1: due to dehydration exactly. Yeah, I hydrate, but then like um,
Speaker 1: if you like I do this thing now, where like
Speaker 1: a gag on the penis because like I show, yeah
Speaker 1: for show, but I mean, I really do want like
Speaker 1: I do gag and because that reflects man, you just
Speaker 1: points just too much, isn't that? What isn't that? What's
Speaker 1: plays like that? Yeah? Okay? Good because but do you
Speaker 1: like when we're like almost we actually almost puke but
Speaker 1: not puke. Oh you don't want it. You don't want
Speaker 1: That's a fine line thing between gagging and limitations, you
Speaker 1: know what I like? I don't Yeah with that, I
Speaker 1: think that, you know, gagging ads more saliva though at
Speaker 1: the same time it really does. So that's that's the
Speaker 1: reason mouth is preparing to throw up. So it's right,
Speaker 1: starts going at the end of like a water slot.
Speaker 1: When a lady gas on your penis, are you like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so are you like sweet? It's wetter? Like what do
Speaker 1: you like about I'm I'm happy with what I have.
Speaker 1: And that's not about that. It's about so it's like
Speaker 1: it's something manly about that for sure, something like feels
Speaker 1: good like yeah, you know, like some on your deck. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's not but it's not the it's it's the reason,
Speaker 1: the main reason for me. It's just to get the
Speaker 1: saliva going. Okay. I never really asked a guy like
Speaker 1: what it is. Sometimes I start tearing up too, so
Speaker 1: that's extra lubrication. Just wipe it away. I truly like
Speaker 1: I'll start like yeah, no, I mean I think that's
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just like part of the whole sexual experience.
Speaker 1: Yeah thing for me. I think it's like super important.
Speaker 1: Too many her pussy? How do I make Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can't get I don't. A man can't gag on your
Speaker 1: If a man my vagina, I would not feel great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you sufcate him, then he's no good to me because
Speaker 1: period just for no, no, no, just for a little bit,
Speaker 1: let him know that you can suck him up to
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, eyes are very I mean
Speaker 1: you just let him know like hey, I'm here and
Speaker 1: I'm going to dominate for a couple of seconds too,
Speaker 1: and then just like give you life again, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, I can just occasionally it just happens,
Speaker 1: is you're like to drown getting you're saved. Wait, have
Speaker 1: you ever like when you're like when someone's going down
Speaker 1: on you, Like sometimes I like lock with the head
Speaker 1: in with my legs. You know what I'm going to
Speaker 1: do that next time? So also pushes it a little deeper.
Speaker 1: I got used to. But like if you sleep with
Speaker 1: multiple people, not at the same time, but separately, and
Speaker 1: then you're like, oh, yeah, the gagging thing. But then
Speaker 1: they're they're penis isn't like it's kind of it's like
Speaker 1: you're mocking them a little bit. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing a certain point. I agree, and like it's rude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Okay, so I can't gag on
Speaker 1: like a four inch yeah, but when you when one
Speaker 1: starts gagging, it's like, Okay, this is li new activity
Speaker 1: that I'm engaging. And I kind of like, because I
Speaker 1: think they like it, co coo cool, I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: doing it now. If you have another sexual partner, you go,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna gag on their dick. But their dick isn't. Um,
Speaker 1: their dick isn't it's you know, it's a littler and um.
Speaker 1: And then you feel like an asshole, yeah, because it's
Speaker 1: like gag on a little dick. Really, because I was,
Speaker 1: you know, biographic, I was in the gagging zone and
Speaker 1: then I was like, oh that's rude. Sorry, Well I
Speaker 1: mean for me, like that's the thing, like I get
Speaker 1: into choking and then you choke someone who doesn't like it,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, the cops are at
Speaker 1: your door. You know, like it's not it's not great.
Speaker 1: What are my interview? Yeah, a little bit of everything, okay,
Speaker 1: just depends on it's also about not a little bit
Speaker 1: of everything, because not a little bit. Yeah please pinky,
Speaker 1: yeah please, no pinky, just the brain, no pinky? What
Speaker 1: a my phenomenal show? Miss it? Um? What am I?
Speaker 1: I mean? Like I'm just sex? Yeah, I mean, but
Speaker 1: it's just like something like do you get kinky? Do
Speaker 1: you have any kinks? What's the kink? I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't know what kinky is. Okay, I do, but
Speaker 1: I don't know like everybody, one person's kinky is another person's,
Speaker 1: like right, very progressive stance, very progressive. I don't really
Speaker 1: because everybody's preferences are so in our face now because
Speaker 1: like everyone has a voice, and so with porn and stuff,
Speaker 1: it's just like front by the way, I haven't watched
Speaker 1: porn in over three years. Problem. No, I didn't even
Speaker 1: have a problem. I just stopped. Why I didn't. I
Speaker 1: did a lot of reading on porn. That's probably why
Speaker 1: I stopped. In about the industry. And then I stopped
Speaker 1: because I realized that I'm actually a better lover without it. Wow,
Speaker 1: wait to say that again, I'm a better lover without it.
Speaker 1: There was just like a regular scene on television and
Speaker 1: people two people kissing. I was like, Oh, I'm fucking
Speaker 1: getting excited like an eighth grader all over again. Right,
Speaker 1: it's way better. Yeah, exactly, No, I just I just
Speaker 1: it's not necessary. I feel like I'm better at sex,
Speaker 1: and I also feel like it's really important within the connection,
Speaker 1: within the sexual connection, to create your own See. I
Speaker 1: thought that I thought that I would. I hypothesized that
Speaker 1: that it would happen. But then I so many people
Speaker 1: watch porn and so many people love porn that I
Speaker 1: like kind of like felt lame and hopped on the
Speaker 1: cool train. And I was like, yeah, but I really
Speaker 1: do think that indication is key. Like I don't really
Speaker 1: get into sex if we're not talking, we're not there,
Speaker 1: like my dicks just like, fuck you, this is boring,
Speaker 1: this is not right, it doesn't feel right. I think
Speaker 1: you should just bounce out of you should just get
Speaker 1: out of this situation. It's not necessary, it's not you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It's just not really that it's
Speaker 1: just not there. I'm connected that way. It's just the
Speaker 1: way my DNA is. I can't shake that. The only
Speaker 1: way I can have a good sexual experience is to
Speaker 1: have great communication and whatever the com we're just having
Speaker 1: phone sex right now. I mean, like you just sort
Speaker 1: of feel yes, I'm serious, Like it's it's very you know,
Speaker 1: it's very much like I tell what I want and
Speaker 1: I know what she wants and understand what she wants,
Speaker 1: and I want the communication to go back and forth.
Speaker 1: You know, That's what it is. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I think that that is most of the you know,
Speaker 1: sexual relationships that they're not getting something what they want
Speaker 1: out of it is because they're not talking about it.
Speaker 1: Being a little bitch is afraid like, hey, is this
Speaker 1: what is this? Is this working for you? Should I
Speaker 1: you know? Is this too firm? Too? Sometimes? Like you
Speaker 1: need super firm versus super soft. Sometimes easing into it
Speaker 1: is better than going super aggressive. It's like, it's not
Speaker 1: the word, what's the bad problem? What's the problem here?
Speaker 1: I think it's so dumb to not I think, I
Speaker 1: really do. I think it's just like immature, I should say,
Speaker 1: not dumb. It's immature to not be able to be
Speaker 1: like this is what I want, you know, in the
Speaker 1: sexual in the in like in the heat of the moment,
Speaker 1: giving you know, instructions or vice versa. I feel there's
Speaker 1: so many roadblocks for people. One is communication, one is
Speaker 1: like alcohol or drugs, people use that, and but all
Speaker 1: these roadblocks lead to you having sex but you're not present,
Speaker 1: and it's like, what the funk is the point? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just waste of time, waste of time, and it's
Speaker 1: a bad sexual experience, and it's like what's It's absolutely
Speaker 1: what's the point. And then that's where it comes down to,
Speaker 1: like I regret this. It doesn't really like why did
Speaker 1: I do? That was the point of it? And then
Speaker 1: you try to do it again maybe or not. Then
Speaker 1: you're just like then you have this like thing in
Speaker 1: the atmosphere and you know, you're get in your late thirties,
Speaker 1: and then you realize, like, man, I need to I
Speaker 1: need to, you know, have a balance in my life.
Speaker 1: And that's that's one of the things that I had
Speaker 1: to take away. I had to take away the porn,
Speaker 1: I had to take away those visuals. I had to
Speaker 1: take away these like very unrealistic things were over simulated. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a great level of self self awareness. Though I
Speaker 1: had I had an X to stopped watching porn for
Speaker 1: a period of time because a similar thing was happening,
Speaker 1: and I was like very impressed at the self awareness
Speaker 1: and then also like it did get better in the
Speaker 1: sex our sexual chemistry. Wow, yeah it does, absolutely it does.
Speaker 1: I think I think porn and over stimulation is ruining it.
Speaker 1: How often would you watch porn, like a lot of
Speaker 1: people watching one day every time? I would, you know,
Speaker 1: yeah wow? And then when you stopped watching it, was
Speaker 1: it difficult or were you like did you care? Were
Speaker 1: you like this challenge? Yeah? It was it didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't miss it at all, especially when I found out
Speaker 1: about all like how much pills the guys were taking,
Speaker 1: injections they would take, women would go through, and I
Speaker 1: was like, most of them are not really enjoying it,
Speaker 1: and it's like it was just like really fucking me up,
Speaker 1: and and it was just not a realistic showing or
Speaker 1: what real life is, and it was just more like
Speaker 1: this fantasy world. And I'm like, okay, well this is
Speaker 1: a fantasy world. Um well I would like it to
Speaker 1: be a reality and I'm going to create this own reality,
Speaker 1: within my own sexual experience. Wow. So I was like,
Speaker 1: I mean, you do have the amateur porn, but I
Speaker 1: don't like watching that. I don't like I don't trust
Speaker 1: that everyone knew that there was a videotape a lot
Speaker 1: going on, and that makes me work. I don't even
Speaker 1: think about that. I don't I don't like that. I
Speaker 1: don't know, well, how many times because I watched porn.
Speaker 1: I would say maybe like two or three times a month.
Speaker 1: You know, I've been watching it a lot less lately,
Speaker 1: and I've been just jerking off to my imagination and
Speaker 1: it's been great. Way, yeah, because especially like as comedians,
Speaker 1: I'm also like I've been like, I feel like I've
Speaker 1: had a creative block for the past couple of years.
Speaker 1: So I really am trying to just dig into my
Speaker 1: imagination and all these little areas in my life. One
Speaker 1: of them is not watching porn and actually just thinking
Speaker 1: thoughts instead. And people like slipping on banana peels yea,
Speaker 1: but yeah, and it's people, yeah, it's it's it's lazy.
Speaker 1: It's lazy, I think poor, Like, I can understand how
Speaker 1: it can be simulating, but I realized all the arguments
Speaker 1: I've made for it over the years. It's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of just lazy, Like it's just sex in
Speaker 1: real life is so much better what you exactly what
Speaker 1: you want in that moment it and really going for it,
Speaker 1: not being like timid about it, understanding your partner and
Speaker 1: then going forward. And also like the nature of things.
Speaker 1: I think I've talked about this once before. You know,
Speaker 1: when you're people like who are a certain level of
Speaker 1: attractives attractiveness, right, like usually five fives, tens fun tens right, like,
Speaker 1: not not all the time. Sometimes there's an imbalanced due
Speaker 1: to like one guy's money. Um, but you know, right,
Speaker 1: but it's kind of fucked up. I feel yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well it's fucked up that like a like a two
Speaker 1: could watch watch a ten fuck and presumably only watched
Speaker 1: tens have sex, and then that fus their expect with
Speaker 1: their expectation of what they should get s. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: like that might produce um men who get mad at
Speaker 1: women who reject them. Right, Like, I'm not saying there's
Speaker 1: a that's an excuse, but I get how that can happen,
Speaker 1: But I mean it happens both ways. Yeah, absolutely happens
Speaker 1: in all kinds. I think it's just a I don't
Speaker 1: think it's a good thing for society. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: think it's Try and find good arguments for it, but
Speaker 1: I don't. It's not there. I don't agree with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I person don't agree with that. I don't think it's good.
Speaker 1: I think it's yeah, like you're rare. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to deny that. It's not like sexy or hot or
Speaker 1: you can turn about it. I'm not gonna deny that.
Speaker 1: But at some level it just made me go, what
Speaker 1: am I doing? And why if I was just like
Speaker 1: watching two people on the street right now, what I
Speaker 1: feel the same when I just start pulling down my
Speaker 1: pants start jerk, No, I'd be like, what the funk
Speaker 1: are they doing? Fucking outside? I get so annoy people
Speaker 1: even like make out in front of me on the street. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh they're in I'm like, we'll just pull
Speaker 1: over to the side. Yes, the way, you know it's
Speaker 1: not that romantic, you know, well, I mean, I you know,
Speaker 1: I think I actually still believe that there are you know,
Speaker 1: our sex workers who enjoy it like I've been doing it,
Speaker 1: Like you know, I've been getting into like a specific
Speaker 1: uh sex worker whose work I consistently enjoy and who
Speaker 1: I feel like has like a good relationship with the business,
Speaker 1: is doing things that she wants to do, and then
Speaker 1: just like consistently support her and like purchase videos even
Speaker 1: from that person. Like that's what I've been doing in
Speaker 1: my old age. And that's also like an intimate like
Speaker 1: considering how most people consume porn, that's like an intimate
Speaker 1: way to consume porn too. Yeah, and she follows me
Speaker 1: on Instagram, So I was like, yeah, you guys interviewed
Speaker 1: any sex work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we interviewed, um
Speaker 1: a couple of people in the porn industry who have
Speaker 1: had good experiences and then some we've had bad experiences.
Speaker 1: There's an array, but yeah, I don't know, it's it's
Speaker 1: I've always thought that's so fascinating that you give up
Speaker 1: porn and that it really helped and it helps make
Speaker 1: you feel closer. You yes, for thirteen years, you had
Speaker 1: said years, So how do you mean the last three? Like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just be real. So just like you know,
Speaker 1: we want sugarcoats everything, Yeah, no, no bullshit. So we've
Speaker 1: had like a lot like just any mare. Like we
Speaker 1: had the tenure of Mark and filed for divorce and
Speaker 1: got back together and then we separate. We just have
Speaker 1: it's been a mess, like we're barely hanging on, but
Speaker 1: we're just like, you know, it's one of those situations.
Speaker 1: But but I would say, what was the question? I
Speaker 1: just went down like, oh, ship life. We just kind
Speaker 1: of sad, like you've been married for thirteen years, and like,
Speaker 1: you know, because we know everything about each other, like
Speaker 1: she knows you know what I mean, Like, yeah, keeping
Speaker 1: some secrets. You know, it's not like I had a
Speaker 1: choice that I've never been with somebody that long, you know,
Speaker 1: but I've been with someone for seven years. I had
Speaker 1: very little secrets and I hated that. Yeah, I needed
Speaker 1: to keep some things for myself, so I lost my identity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a little tough. It's a little tough. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's really complex and multilayered situations. It's hard to just
Speaker 1: kind of like I'm not gonna get it. It's like
Speaker 1: ship that we say for the therapist, of course, and
Speaker 1: you know, it's like stuff some ship you gotta keep right.
Speaker 1: And then the other stuff was like I'm gonna bring
Speaker 1: it on stage, let's just save them jokes. So you
Speaker 1: got a couple of therapy, specifically therapy for a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had both. We had individual Like I was I
Speaker 1: was the one who advocated for it completely. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you need to go, please go, and then we'll go,
Speaker 1: and then we'll go and then you just individual and
Speaker 1: that's what happened together. Yeah, and that's what it help
Speaker 1: a lot, I mean, and then and then it was
Speaker 1: like it didn't help. It helped me a lot. It
Speaker 1: would help me through a particular phase that you know
Speaker 1: that there was a whole trigger in the situation that
Speaker 1: created me filing for divorce and and and then I
Speaker 1: you know, and then like I just I needed I
Speaker 1: needed the therapist there for me to help me through
Speaker 1: my issues of what you know, my mental blocks and
Speaker 1: then the road and then success came. And then it's
Speaker 1: just like it's just there's a lot of like um
Speaker 1: things that are not directly being dealt with, you know.
Speaker 1: That's what therapy helped facilitate and get sometimes faster and
Speaker 1: also to sometimes with couples, it won't work if you
Speaker 1: bring up the issue, but if a therapist brings up
Speaker 1: the issue, it will work a neutral party. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: the person just can't hear it from you, and then
Speaker 1: recommended yeah. And I saw it out of like a
Speaker 1: female therapist, like I didn't want to have like a
Speaker 1: male therapist, or just like I wanted to make sure
Speaker 1: that she got I just wanted to be around like
Speaker 1: another lady did. I was like, that happened, I'm sure,
Speaker 1: I'm sure right, and therapy just blast off listen, that's
Speaker 1: not what happened with me, but it was. It was
Speaker 1: just I know, so it was. It was. It was
Speaker 1: very beneficial. Yes, I recommended. Um, it's simple. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I wanted to go to a couple of therapies so
Speaker 1: bad with my X man. I was like really trying.
Speaker 1: But I went a couple of therapy once and the
Speaker 1: guy fucking didn't say anything. You didn't try him in
Speaker 1: Stephen just yep, yep ye. Stephen was talking over me,
Speaker 1: interrupted me, and I looked at him like, are you
Speaker 1: gonna see what's happening here? You're not gonna say shit? Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go um when that he didn't talk, didn't
Speaker 1: the therapist didn't talk. That that's like an Andy Warhol
Speaker 1: move though it's a kind of maniptodn't help. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wait. Yeah, we're just like feedback. Yeah, even
Speaker 1: at the end of the session they didn't say anything,
Speaker 1: just said some generic ship and you know it's but
Speaker 1: it goes to show you, like, not every therapist is good.
Speaker 1: I got a book for you. How about you did
Speaker 1: the work? Um No. Some therapists sucked though, And I
Speaker 1: feel like that's something I need to say out loud
Speaker 1: more because people really disheartened when they meet a therapist
Speaker 1: and it doesn't work out. But it's like, not every
Speaker 1: therapist is going to be great. It's just it's in
Speaker 1: a family like the same thing. It's like, not everyone
Speaker 1: it's good. But you also shouldn't have a fear because
Speaker 1: there are great ones out there who can help you.
Speaker 1: But you've got to stop around exactly. That's why I
Speaker 1: did my research. Yes, she had like thirty years in
Speaker 1: the game. She's been married for five years, like she is. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she has kids, she's that age, and she's been through
Speaker 1: everything in her marriage. She's like still married, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. Like I saw it out, you know,
Speaker 1: certain characteristics. I wanted her to be white. I wanted
Speaker 1: to be like, I don't know, I just felt like,
Speaker 1: you know, I wanted her to yeah, Spanish, Mexican background,
Speaker 1: you know, second generation. I just wanted somebody who just
Speaker 1: highly educated, white married twenty five plus years. Like I
Speaker 1: just wanted to go completely out of the box. I want.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to go so out of the box.
Speaker 1: And somebody with the experience number one, and somebody who
Speaker 1: had the years in the game. Somebody who's married and
Speaker 1: not just talking about marriage. Somebody who has kids and
Speaker 1: I'm just talking about kids and we don't have any.
Speaker 1: I don't have any biological children. I have a stepdaughter.
Speaker 1: It's Morefe's ten years older than me. It's like crazy,
Speaker 1: it gets more complicated. One of the other complications. I mean,
Speaker 1: I have a twenty two year old stepdaughter. I mean
Speaker 1: to put it in college. I mean, that's crazy. That's
Speaker 1: not closier but kind of weird, not really, yeah, but
Speaker 1: kind of but not wow. Yeah, but you know what
Speaker 1: I I wonder, you know what I wonder, Mom, I've
Speaker 1: noticed that she was like three her her grandfather's like
Speaker 1: my comedy mentor. But it gets complicated. Somebody sent me
Speaker 1: to Brazil. I'm done with this relationship. I will start
Speaker 1: to go fund me. I'll just pay for it. So um,
Speaker 1: but I was thinking, you know, I feel like people
Speaker 1: have multiple loves of their life. Yeah, of course, do
Speaker 1: you think? And I also think that multiple love sure,
Speaker 1: and and and that somebody said it to me the
Speaker 1: other day, and it's just one fantasy love and there's
Speaker 1: one that's real love. And I think people get fucking
Speaker 1: delusional about fantasy love and then they forget about the
Speaker 1: motherfucker or the person that's there for them, that's helped
Speaker 1: them through every step, and they're like, oh, if I
Speaker 1: would have stayed in this love relationship, like, bitch, you
Speaker 1: don't know what that person did. Person flaked on you,
Speaker 1: didn't give you all their lives. So I think that's
Speaker 1: like there's a fine there's a fine line between like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's multiple loves like early love, and then there's like,
Speaker 1: oh if I would have been with this person versus
Speaker 1: right or he or she has been with you for
Speaker 1: all these years and put all this time in like
Speaker 1: I know, but then when the excitement fades, what do
Speaker 1: you have the commitment and the time you've spent together
Speaker 1: and and and how and a home you've built, right,
Speaker 1: a home you've built you know, each other's families presumably
Speaker 1: or whatever. The fun hopefully not not if you're dating correct,
Speaker 1: I'll send an E card, you know. And but when
Speaker 1: it loses, it's I feel like people feel the need
Speaker 1: to hang onto something in a relationship longer than it's
Speaker 1: than than than it should because it's fear of being
Speaker 1: And I did that first, sure, fear of being alone.
Speaker 1: And then it's like it's just honestly, it's like kind
Speaker 1: of a big pain in the ass starting a relationship
Speaker 1: and real pain. You got to start saving again, and
Speaker 1: you've got to get a haircut. It's like it's a lot.
Speaker 1: But but that's what makes the world go around. New
Speaker 1: love and and but there's so much, there's so much, too,
Speaker 1: so much too a love that you've built with somebody.
Speaker 1: I think that's so valuable. But you're always gonna want
Speaker 1: the new love. But you could color your hair and
Speaker 1: then pretend you're something changed and then he'll want to
Speaker 1: fuck you more. I've read that, and like, I really
Speaker 1: I like to read them. I like to read men
Speaker 1: change your hair well, yeah, because very visual people so
Speaker 1: like and wigs for me, like it's too much heat.
Speaker 1: I'm going to pass out, so I would have to
Speaker 1: actually just color with my hair, you know, but keep
Speaker 1: it well, then maybe I'll just keep it different. Well.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like that's old hack saying like people
Speaker 1: commence your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's been said so many times that it's
Speaker 1: like irritating, and I've seen it on too many magnets.
Speaker 1: But also I think it's kind of true. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that and appreciate the season, you know, however long
Speaker 1: it lasts. I don't know. I just feel like people think,
Speaker 1: um that there's so much failure attached to a relationship ending.
Speaker 1: But I don't think it's actually failure. I think it's
Speaker 1: a it's accomplishment. I think it's your chief something and
Speaker 1: you're going to start something. It depends why it ended
Speaker 1: and how it ended. I think like if it's if
Speaker 1: it's a failure or success, you know, if it's because
Speaker 1: you realize you deserved better and the partner was not
Speaker 1: growing with you, then not to success. But like if
Speaker 1: you you know, just what do you think most started
Speaker 1: shooting in the hallway? Failure? I think there's something really
Speaker 1: beautiful to grow with somebody, to have a family with somebody,
Speaker 1: and to create longevity with someone and to go through
Speaker 1: so much pain with someone that is essentially you are
Speaker 1: soul made on earth. I think it's I think it's
Speaker 1: a empty life to go from one relationship to the
Speaker 1: other without having longevity and a family, and to me
Speaker 1: to have that and somebody who's that constant who will
Speaker 1: truly stick with you through being poor and rich or
Speaker 1: whatever financial place you're at or spiritual place you're at.
Speaker 1: And I think it is really really important to persevere
Speaker 1: in relationships to truly find yourself because if it just like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is not what I like and then you hop
Speaker 1: to the next thing, you're not really learning anything. And
Speaker 1: it's got to be good. It's gotta be good. It's
Speaker 1: got You have to be in love. You have to
Speaker 1: love each other. You can't just be like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna persevere because it's you know, this is what
Speaker 1: you do. Yeah, exactly, No funk that. No. You have
Speaker 1: to like truly care for one another. And then when
Speaker 1: you go through some crazy shit and you get to
Speaker 1: the other side and like, oh, I still love you
Speaker 1: a lot even more than I did before. Can you
Speaker 1: talk about something crazy that you and your wife have
Speaker 1: gone through that, you're like, fuck, I prefer to if
Speaker 1: I may, if I may, absolutely pass. But I'm just
Speaker 1: saying like, in general, it could be just something as
Speaker 1: a loss in a family something it was just like
Speaker 1: or losing a job even and then trying to figure
Speaker 1: out is small that's like easy ship to get over,
Speaker 1: but it's like real, you know, fundamental things that you
Speaker 1: never thought a partner would do to you or vice versa,
Speaker 1: and then you just like and then you just take
Speaker 1: time to understand the individual and be like, what the
Speaker 1: funk happened? It's like, how do you forgive someone that
Speaker 1: you're already married to if they do something like like
Speaker 1: that's something exactly that would because I mean, for me,
Speaker 1: there are some things that's someone could do that would
Speaker 1: just completely made me hate them, but like just make
Speaker 1: me change how I view that exactly long term exactly.
Speaker 1: So that's those are tough things that you have to
Speaker 1: like sit through. And I think that's where we're at
Speaker 1: right now, is where we're deciding whether it's like now
Speaker 1: we're like, Okay, we went through this, we've had the therapy,
Speaker 1: we've we've gone through everything, you know, where in this
Speaker 1: place is like, are we gonna continue? Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: something that life will just choose for you. It's not
Speaker 1: even like it's just like, oh, it's just gonna happen.
Speaker 1: You can easily get stuck and then then you know,
Speaker 1: five six years go by, you can fly, especially when
Speaker 1: you're busy. Right now, I'm grateful things are going very well,
Speaker 1: and then things are just flying by at the same time.
Speaker 1: I mean today, when I was on the moving sidewalk,
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is my life right now. It's like
Speaker 1: one moving sidewalk to the next. Reports are very emotional,
Speaker 1: though they're very poet. I can't stop myself. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just too much. Today I felt the weight. I was like, man,
Speaker 1: I've been at this for twenty two years. I was
Speaker 1: a child doing stand up comedy and I'm blessed to
Speaker 1: make a really good living at it right now, and
Speaker 1: it's just the beginning. And I need a break and
Speaker 1: I need to like really dig deep and get healthy.
Speaker 1: And I'm not happy with my health. I'm not happy
Speaker 1: mental health. I'm strong as ship, but it's like physically
Speaker 1: I'm just like not where I want to be, and
Speaker 1: that weighs on you, Like yeah, literally, no it's fine.
Speaker 1: I know who I am and so I'm comfortable with
Speaker 1: who I am. I'm just like it's enough. And that's
Speaker 1: the thing I think about the most, Like man time
Speaker 1: is slepping. How many hours do I have left with
Speaker 1: my mother? How many days do I have in my family?
Speaker 1: It's like, you don't know people. People are like, you know,
Speaker 1: you lose. I've lost too many people before I was
Speaker 1: how do I know how much time I have? So
Speaker 1: it's like it's important to make that time count. And uh,
Speaker 1: you know, stop watching porn and be in the moment
Speaker 1: when you're sucking. I mean in the moment. Be in
Speaker 1: the moment. I mean, this was like a Ted talk.
Speaker 1: I know. I feel like I got the lecture of
Speaker 1: a lifetime. You're in touch. You're a man, is in
Speaker 1: touch with your You're in touch with your feelings. That
Speaker 1: you're human, is in touch with your feelings. We cry
Speaker 1: all the time on this podcast. I cry. I cry
Speaker 1: more on the podcast than I do in like any
Speaker 1: other part of my life. Yeah, so funny. I've cried
Speaker 1: on podcast the last few weeks more than anything else. Podcast.
Speaker 1: It's weird because it is this like heightened level of conversation,
Speaker 1: but also it's just like friends and out account. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It also is intimate. It's very comfortable. I feel at
Speaker 1: home here. Yeah, thanks for coming on. Where where we
Speaker 1: want more of you? Where can we find you? You
Speaker 1: have a Netflix special on Where's your Social Media? What
Speaker 1: do you want? The Vagabond very just like a very
Speaker 1: important body of work for me. It's like something I've
Speaker 1: been waiting for so long. Dave Chappelle introduced me for
Speaker 1: that special Toured the World. But yeah, and and my
Speaker 1: mother was this is like a Actually The Vagabond is
Speaker 1: like a love letter to my mother. I would say,
Speaker 1: it's just like she's the reason why we still made
Speaker 1: it here and we're able to get through everything. So
Speaker 1: that was like it's my introductory piece into the world.
Speaker 1: A lot of a lot of immigration repug stuff, a
Speaker 1: lot of stories. Really, you know, it's my favorite thing
Speaker 1: that I've ever done. And um, yeah, I'm like you
Speaker 1: find me on Instagram, real moammer, Twitter, real moammer a
Speaker 1: m e r m A m e r. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of Mohammed's out there, so yeah, the real out Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can find me there and my tour dates. I'm
Speaker 1: on tour, so you can catch them all on my
Speaker 1: website moammer dot com. Awesome, thanks so much, thank you,
Speaker 1: You're a wonderful person. I know. This is like the
Speaker 1: first time we've talked more than I would say, two minutes,
Speaker 1: so we went really deep for that. It's important. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's why. That's why I love on like. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just like barely people I barely know, and then
Speaker 1: I'm like now I feel like for like life, I know,
Speaker 1: really enjoy getting to know people through interviewing them. We're
Speaker 1: getting stange lanyards and then maybe we'll cut ourselves and
Speaker 1: put our fingers together. Yes, guys, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for listening to this episode of Guys We Fucked, the
Speaker 1: Anti slut shaming Podcast. We'll talk to you next Friday.
Speaker 1: Better than me good? Please want you to be better,
Speaker 1: much more than this. Oh, I was looking for someone
Speaker 1: who don't. You could show me ease. I could try
Speaker 1: to learn it to but I get in my way.
Speaker 1: I give up way too soon.