Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. And I know
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Speaker 1: With a brand new edition of What's on Your Mind,
Speaker 1: where we go around the room and just ask everybody
Speaker 1: what they've been thinking about. So, Brooke, what's been on
Speaker 1: your mind lately? Okay? So I have a little bit
Speaker 1: of a I would say, puzzle that I've been trying
Speaker 1: to figure out. I got a text message from one
Speaker 1: of our coworkers, female who goes out a lot, right,
Speaker 1: She's always at bars, she goes out late, she does
Speaker 1: not work a morning shift, and she set me this
Speaker 1: text at like two in the morning of two pictures
Speaker 1: of some dude pointing at the camera, and then it says,
Speaker 1: evidently you made out with this guy in a hot
Speaker 1: tub back in the day. The problem is, I mean, sure,
Speaker 1: I've made out in some hot tubs in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never seen this guy in my life. Really, And
Speaker 1: then I started to question myself. I'm like, am I
Speaker 1: getting so old that I don't remember who I made
Speaker 1: all with? Is he telling the truth that in? Am
Speaker 1: I lie now? Because I wrote her back? I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know who that guy is. It wasn't recently
Speaker 1: broke Yeah, well, I mean I remember that could have
Speaker 1: been last week. And he looks really drunk in the picture. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, I have two thoughts. One, I'm a little
Speaker 1: offended that someone's spreading lies about me, too, I feel
Speaker 1: a little good that someone still wants to lie that
Speaker 1: they made out with me. All right, might still got it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is he at least attractive? Is that bad looking? You
Speaker 1: don't regret it? If I was drunk in a hot tub,
Speaker 1: i'd make out because you know, I mean, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: date the guy, But you make out with Sorry, if
Speaker 1: you're listening, I didn't mean to insult. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: very special moment for him obviously. So yeah, I don't know. Man,
Speaker 1: good good for me, good for my fake makeout. So
Speaker 1: I'm proud of you, Yeah, thinks Jose. What's on your mind? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm really upset. It's been over a year
Speaker 1: and I'm almost gonna give up hope. But I need
Speaker 1: to get verified on Twitter. Okay, I don't know what
Speaker 1: I have to do, because you guys both are verified.
Speaker 1: Somehow I did not get a blue check mark, and
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing. I try to tweet people. No one talks
Speaker 1: back to me. But Brooke makes a post about whatever
Speaker 1: and she gets like fifty tweets on everything, and I
Speaker 1: know it's because the blue check bar. No, it's actually
Speaker 1: because I'm sometimes kind of funny. You're not. You'mous handles hilarious.
Speaker 1: That's also maybe part of the problem, putting too much
Speaker 1: pressure on my babe, you might be. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do. If anyone out there knows how,
Speaker 1: I can pay Twitter to verify me your bad sexual favors.
Speaker 1: If everybody works on Twitter, Jose will hook you up.
Speaker 1: You can do anything. I do think that your handle
Speaker 1: is hurting you. Like if I called myself at Beautiful Brook,
Speaker 1: people would be disappointed, you know when they came to
Speaker 1: my page, because that's a big cell. That's pretty sad. Broke. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you're just looking for some some pity
Speaker 1: over there. I'll throw it to you. Like Jose, you're
Speaker 1: setting you're like, you're setting the expectation too high. I
Speaker 1: think someone's jealous that you're not bub broke. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm verified and you're not. I'm trying to help you out, man.
Speaker 1: Someone to help me, who knows how to get Jose
Speaker 1: verified on Twitter? It's very important to meet jeff what's
Speaker 1: on your mind? Oh I don't know what to do
Speaker 1: about my mom? Guys? Oh god? Because oh yeah, every
Speaker 1: every time that we meet anybody in person now, she
Speaker 1: goes through the same routine. First, she immediately asks, hey,
Speaker 1: do you know who young Jeffrey? Is? So embarrassing. Usually
Speaker 1: they don't, so it's like extra embarrassing. But no matter what,
Speaker 1: even if they do, she immediately follows up by going, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was a terrible baby, and she launches into this
Speaker 1: story about how I never used to sleep at night
Speaker 1: how he used to keep her up and how miserable
Speaker 1: she was while raising She goes from being really proud
Speaker 1: to just berating you. Yes, yes, she tries to tell
Speaker 1: people how horrible I was growing up as a child,
Speaker 1: and I don't know what to say. What do I say? Like?
Speaker 1: I was a baby? Yeah? I was one years old? Sorry? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Like are you disappointed with how I turned out? Why
Speaker 1: are you trying to make me feel bad? With these strangers?
Speaker 1: And it's so awkward. I don't know what to do anymore.
Speaker 1: I've actually asked her to stop, yeah, and she does
Speaker 1: not stop. She'll do it anyway. I feel like you
Speaker 1: have to use reverse psycholog you with your mom. I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe next time I should get ahead of
Speaker 1: it and tell a bad story about her being a
Speaker 1: mom first, Yes you should, And you know, like, this
Speaker 1: is my son, Jeffrey. Have you heard of Jeffrey? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is my mom. Remember that one time. I don't
Speaker 1: know what horrible story you could make up, but I'm
Speaker 1: sure there's plenty. Yeah, you could just make it up.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. And then she'll tell a bad story
Speaker 1: about me being a baby, and then tell I'll tell
Speaker 1: another bad story about her being a bad mom, and
Speaker 1: it'll just be a back and forth. I guess, like
Speaker 1: a show awkward it's going to be for that person
Speaker 1: just standing there as you and your mom fight with
Speaker 1: each other. I know about it's my mom's fault. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I really seal the deal. Just start crying and
Speaker 1: then put your pants and be like, look, I haven't
Speaker 1: grown out of it either. You want to change me now, mom,
Speaker 1: Probably not, because you never changed me before. I always
Speaker 1: had diaper rash. Is your terrible mom who was doing
Speaker 1: other things while it should have been changing me? Oh god,
Speaker 1: I'm getting pizzas. And then take your pants off and
Speaker 1: throw them at the way and then people will be
Speaker 1: like this is He's perfectly normal? Yeah, thank you. What's
Speaker 1: on your mind? What's on my mind is I'm not
Speaker 1: verified on YouTube and it's really bugged. You know, I
Speaker 1: verifying everywhere else, but on YouTube it's really bug Now
Speaker 1: that's all you're thinking about, is your verification. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: really bugging. I've just been thinking about racquetball and how Okay,
Speaker 1: well I play racquetball a lot with my wife. She
Speaker 1: kills me. I can't beat her. But that's not really
Speaker 1: the thing. Just people that play racquetball. Why do they
Speaker 1: always look like they just rolled out of a dumpster,
Speaker 1: because I don't think that most people have played that
Speaker 1: since like nineteen eighths. Five old people playing racquetball and
Speaker 1: they they're closed. Yeah, they were like the sweatpants that
Speaker 1: they wore in high school that they have never washed,
Speaker 1: and they all stink so bad. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it is with dude, like old dudes and racquetball, They
Speaker 1: just I feel like they have to look dirty or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and they stink. It's an old sport for you guys
Speaker 1: to take up. I'm just gonna say I worked at
Speaker 1: a rec center, and even fifteen years ago, that was
Speaker 1: the case for racquetball. I think it's always been the case.
Speaker 1: It had a resurgence. It's a rule book. It's like
Speaker 1: you must be this smelly just start. Yeah, you have
Speaker 1: to look like you just grabbed your sweatpants out of
Speaker 1: a vat of oil somewhere and threw them on. And
Speaker 1: you have to just stink up the whole place going racquetball. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when are you going to go with a look and
Speaker 1: start to look like you belong. I've been playing it
Speaker 1: a little bit, so it's just time to just just
Speaker 1: give up, I guess, and start playing racquetball like a
Speaker 1: champ and stink all day long. Boy, Yeah, if you,
Speaker 1: if you play racquetball a lot text in seven eight
Speaker 1: five nine two. Why do you have to look as
Speaker 1: dirty as possible? All right? What's on your mind? Text
Speaker 1: in seven eight five nine two. Tell us what you've
Speaker 1: been thinking about lately, positive or negative. Just get it
Speaker 1: off your chest. It's brooking jewel in the morning.