Speaker 1: S breaking jewel in the morning. Sorry, I've been exchanging
Speaker 1: flirty texts with Irma, the meat lady at my local Delia,
Speaker 1: met last week when I ordered some shaved ham from her,
Speaker 1: and we've been chatting non stop ever since, for example,
Speaker 1: all sin or some racy photos of myself in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: and then she'll tease me back like I don't know
Speaker 1: who you are, but this is getting weird. Please stop.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, you stop it, You're naughty, and then
Speaker 1: she'll say something like no, seriously, if you don't knock
Speaker 1: it off, I'm gonna call the cops. You freak, and
Speaker 1: I'll flirt back like, ooh, cops. Somebody likes haying. Conversation
Speaker 1: getting pretty hot. Honestly, it's gonna be hard for me
Speaker 1: to focus or care about anything today, but I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try my best with another edition of Care or Don't Care?
Speaker 1: So young Jeffrey, take it away. I have a list
Speaker 1: of exciting buzz related topics in my hand. Let's get
Speaker 1: right to it with your first headline our cars getting
Speaker 1: smarter or are we just getting dumber? Care or Don't Care?
Speaker 1: I feel like already know the answer, but I still
Speaker 1: care if I don't care. I'll care about it. I
Speaker 1: feel like we're done all right? Two cares? Do you
Speaker 1: guys Remember the days when the fanciest thing inside your
Speaker 1: car was the CD player that could hold up to
Speaker 1: five discs and take the face with you wherever you went. Oh,
Speaker 1: it was nuts. Yeah, and we've come a long way
Speaker 1: since then. Now cars come with all sorts of crazy
Speaker 1: technology like WiFi, automatic parallel parking, vibrating massage chairs that
Speaker 1: I keep on for way too longer in my morning commute. Jeff,
Speaker 1: try that out. Well, it's cool, but there's a chance
Speaker 1: that all this fancy new tech is actually making us
Speaker 1: really bad drivers, because recently a man in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: was taking his brand new Tesla to work so cool,
Speaker 1: and he was spotted speeding down the freeway at seventy
Speaker 1: miles per hour and he was fast asleep at the wheel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: apparently he got tired halfway through his commute, so we
Speaker 1: turned on his car's autopilot feature, thinking the Tesla was
Speaker 1: just going to drive itself the rest of the way
Speaker 1: to his office. One eye witness noticed the sleeping driver
Speaker 1: as he pulled next to him on the highway, and
Speaker 1: they immediately called nine one one, but not before capturing
Speaker 1: it on video first and sharing it to their social
Speaker 1: media because priorities. Yeah, she'll use the phone in a
Speaker 1: second to let somebody go yeah, I gotta get some
Speaker 1: likes totally. The witness told dispatchers that the driver was
Speaker 1: still sleeping as the car took an exit ramp onto
Speaker 1: another freeway, but miraculously, there were no accidents or injuries
Speaker 1: reported in the area, so the driver must have just
Speaker 1: woke up a few minutes later and continued the rest
Speaker 1: of the drive to work. So cool. This is our future,
Speaker 1: you guys, we're going to present. Is what's happening. Imagine
Speaker 1: not like you just wake up to go to work
Speaker 1: and you just go back to sleep on the right,
Speaker 1: just sleep in your car and never wake up at all.
Speaker 1: Your car goes your job for you. That not a
Speaker 1: lot of people are worried that more and more driver
Speaker 1: is going to be using autopilot and cruise control to
Speaker 1: catch more z's on their morning commute. So let out,
Speaker 1: let's go to your next headline. Maybe Grandma really does
Speaker 1: know best about panties care or don't care? Care? Care?
Speaker 1: I do? I care? Fashion trends are changing all the time.
Speaker 1: I mean, there used to be a time when neon
Speaker 1: legwarmers were really cool and choker necklaces and wallets with
Speaker 1: a chain hanging out. Yeah, those haven't come back. That's
Speaker 1: the only thing. There are a lot of years too
Speaker 1: where underwear just kept getting smaller and smaller and smaller,
Speaker 1: like the more cheek, the more chic. But now the
Speaker 1: style seems to be changing, and apparently the hot new
Speaker 1: fashion trend for women's underwear is granny panties. I feel
Speaker 1: like the angels are singing moment. I'm serious. Now, many
Speaker 1: high profile celebrities like Rhanna and Kim Kardashian are pushing
Speaker 1: undis in their clothing lines with a very high waist
Speaker 1: and lots and lots of coverage in the front and
Speaker 1: the back. All my girlfriends in college used to make
Speaker 1: fun of me. Okay, listen, it's not about the g
Speaker 1: string anymore, ladies. Yeah. Wait, so you've just been waiting
Speaker 1: for years I have. I was ahead of the trend. Well.
Speaker 1: Just to be clear, these aren't like the giant pairs
Speaker 1: of plane brown ugly underwear like Brookwears. These companies are
Speaker 1: actually trying to make the younger generations feel sexy in
Speaker 1: their granny panties by adding things like lace and sheer
Speaker 1: fabrics and more flattering cuts on the legs. And apparently
Speaker 1: it's working because the granny panties are selling like crazy online.
Speaker 1: Millennials and Generation Z love them because whenever they post
Speaker 1: pics online wearing their granny panties, it gets tons of likes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just help the grannies don't get in on that trend too.
Speaker 1: Let's see if you guys care about this. The Guinness
Speaker 1: Book of World Records just got stupid care or don't care?
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. Yeah, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to care about that. It doesn't care about you either,
Speaker 1: So moving on. Every single one of us has been
Speaker 1: eating this and we had no idea until now. Care
Speaker 1: don't care. Oh, I don't care. I care, I'm gross thing.
Speaker 1: I care. Every so often, scientists have to make a
Speaker 1: big announcement about some random ingredient that's in our food
Speaker 1: and they just figured out it's probably bad for us,
Speaker 1: like with MSG or high fruc dose corn syrup or
Speaker 1: yellow dye number six. Well, researchers just learned another disturbing
Speaker 1: truth about the stuff we eat. They found out there's
Speaker 1: actually a ton of tiny particles of plastic in most
Speaker 1: of the food and the water we consume. What it's
Speaker 1: in microscopic amounts. But apparently all those tiny particles really
Speaker 1: add up, because, according to a new study, we ingest
Speaker 1: so much plastic it's the equivalent of eating an entire
Speaker 1: credit card every week, every week, every week. I had
Speaker 1: credit cards, so that's fine, I got double credit card. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The main sources of eating plastic right now are from
Speaker 1: your water, shellfish, beer, and table salt. But is eating
Speaker 1: an entire credit card worth of plastic sticks safe for
Speaker 1: us to do? To that sign to say, uh maybe
Speaker 1: not sure you're still alive? I mean, yeah, it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean to be making people sick, but it also can't
Speaker 1: really be great for our bodies to be ingesting all
Speaker 1: this plastic. A lot of people like to put plastic
Speaker 1: in their bodies. Well yeah, well, so the next time
Speaker 1: you're feeling hungry, just feel free to sprinkle some feta
Speaker 1: and ranch on your venture card. Because what's the difference really,
Speaker 1: And Jeff's joke of the day care don't care, let's
Speaker 1: care where our care? Where are average things manufactured? Where
Speaker 1: the satisfactory seven eight five nine too? Was there a
Speaker 1: story out there that we should have cared about that
Speaker 1: we didn't. Are Your phantastic coming up right after this
Speaker 1: brook into one of mine