Speaker 1: Rooking jewels second dat day. It always surprises me that
Speaker 1: people actually fall to pick up lines, but we get
Speaker 1: emails in for second dates at times where people were
Speaker 1: like they had a sweet pickup line. I'm like, people
Speaker 1: actually use those and then they do actually work. That's
Speaker 1: always confusing to me. But Morgan's on the phone and
Speaker 1: I guess some dude used a clever pickup line on
Speaker 1: her that she just couldn't resist. Before we get to
Speaker 1: what the line was, Morgan, how are you? And fine,
Speaker 1: how are you not too bad? Before you tell us
Speaker 1: what the clever pickup line was that won your heart?
Speaker 1: Where'd you meet this dude? We met on a dating app?
Speaker 1: And yeah, I totally fell for his pickup line. I mean,
Speaker 1: which I don't normally do, but it was just too funny.
Speaker 1: I'm a sucker for a funny pickup line. Why not?
Speaker 1: What else are you gonna say? Hi? How are you?
Speaker 1: That's boring it? With pickup lines, the worst, the better,
Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, I think it has to be really bad, totally.
Speaker 1: I think that's what worked with this. It was just
Speaker 1: so cheesy. Okay, what's his name? First of all, it's
Speaker 1: his name ian, Ian? All right? And what was the
Speaker 1: pickup line that he used. He said, have you ever
Speaker 1: read Doctor SEUs? Because green eyes and damn you damn Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I was with I don't know about that one. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was terrible. That got you, Huh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It was just so cheesy that it was just I
Speaker 1: don't know, mannie laugh. Okay, all right, got you with that.
Speaker 1: And then you guys, uh, you guys, where'd you guys
Speaker 1: go for your date? So we actually just met up
Speaker 1: at a bar for drinks and it was nice, Like
Speaker 1: he walked in and I thought, hey, he's pretty cute,
Speaker 1: and uh, he had kind of a nerdy voice, but
Speaker 1: but it was still cute, like a cute nerdy voice.
Speaker 1: It is a weird thing about dating naps is you
Speaker 1: don't ever hear anyone until you're actually in person with them.
Speaker 1: That's a really good point. Yeah, and then um, yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a I don't like five o'clock shadow. But
Speaker 1: I actually I just could not get my eyes off.
Speaker 1: He's like large fore arms. Oh that's not what I thought,
Speaker 1: kind of barmbatient. What did you say, love me some
Speaker 1: arm bacon? Arm bacon? He only had arm bacon. Huh.
Speaker 1: I've never heard that, but I think the descriptor works.
Speaker 1: I can picture it. So you're a forearm girl. Huh,
Speaker 1: that's what you look for in dudes. I could taste it,
Speaker 1: that big thick arm bacon. I don't know, it's just
Speaker 1: a sizzling So other than the arm bacon, did you
Speaker 1: like anything else about him? Yes, you seem like a
Speaker 1: really nice guy, but I have to say the arm bacon,
Speaker 1: sirius kudos like okay, okay, I mean, how was the night?
Speaker 1: How did you guys connect? We talked and then we
Speaker 1: were having some drinks, and then we got hungry and
Speaker 1: then realized that the menu just looked like crap. And
Speaker 1: then I invited him back to my place and said
Speaker 1: I would actually cook for him, and I made like
Speaker 1: a beautiful picken marsala that was delicious. You followed through,
Speaker 1: I don't that's around. Sounds like it had lots of wine,
Speaker 1: Like lots of wine. Does that mean you had lots
Speaker 1: of making out too? So they're kind of the rub.
Speaker 1: We did go to watch a movie on the couch,
Speaker 1: and I'm kind of embarrassed to say, I just had
Speaker 1: a really long week at work and I was just
Speaker 1: I was so tired that I just crashed out and
Speaker 1: fell asleep. I know, I mean, I totally would have
Speaker 1: fooled around with him, but I don't know. I guess
Speaker 1: I guess all the wine and I was just so
Speaker 1: tired and exhausted, and then when I woke up, he
Speaker 1: was just he was gone, and I feel terrible. I mean,
Speaker 1: I tried to text him and say, look, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that was not what I intended it all to have happened,
Speaker 1: and no response. And I texted him the next day, thing,
Speaker 1: can I make it up to him, like let's get
Speaker 1: together and nothing? Yeah? But if I mean, if he's
Speaker 1: not calling you back because you fell asleep and you
Speaker 1: guys didn't end up making out, you don't want to
Speaker 1: see a dude like that, right, I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: he thinks that I was like really rude, and honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I mean, maybe he got food poisoning
Speaker 1: and it was from my cooking, which I don't think,
Speaker 1: so I didn't get six. But I don't know. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I can't figure it out. Okay, he seemed to be
Speaker 1: having a great time, and I just I'm so embarrassed
Speaker 1: that I fall asleep. I mean, all right, Well we'll
Speaker 1: play a song and then come back and call him
Speaker 1: and get your second date update. Okay, okay, thank you,
Speaker 1: all right, hanging frooking jubil in the morning, Sepdate. If
Speaker 1: you're just tuning in to today's second day update. Morgan
Speaker 1: is on the phone and Morgan thinks she's not getting
Speaker 1: called back because she fell asleep. On her first date.
Speaker 1: She met a dude named Ian. They hung out at
Speaker 1: a bar and went back to her place. She made dinner,
Speaker 1: and then they started watching a movie on the couch.
Speaker 1: She was fully prepared to mess around with dude, but
Speaker 1: she fell asleep and when she woke up, he was
Speaker 1: gone and hasn't responded to her. Personally, falling asleep on
Speaker 1: the couch watching a movie on a first date sounds
Speaker 1: amazing to me. But then again, I'm tired all the time,
Speaker 1: and since I hit forty, don't have much of a
Speaker 1: sex drive anymore either. You know, it's all downhill forty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that sounds like an amazing date for me, but
Speaker 1: apparently you don't feel the same way, Morgan. No, okay,
Speaker 1: wait till you hit forty. Yeah that it's all Netflix
Speaker 1: and from Okay, it's amazing. All right, I'm about to
Speaker 1: Dallas phone number. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. I
Speaker 1: hope it's not that you fell asleep. I think that's
Speaker 1: messed up. I don't think you should go out with
Speaker 1: him again. If it is, I don't know. I really
Speaker 1: liked him. I mean he was so nice. That's why
Speaker 1: I cooked for him. My dog. You didn't really liked him,
Speaker 1: and my dog does not like hardly anyone is Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to dial him right now and see what
Speaker 1: he has to say. Okay, okay, thanks, Hello, I'm asking
Speaker 1: to Ian please speaking. Who's this? That's a very good question,
Speaker 1: I in that's up man. This is Jewel from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning. Oh no worry. I actually
Speaker 1: listen to you guys sometimes surprising. We usually call people
Speaker 1: and have no idea who we are, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: does it anybody ever listened to the show and now
Speaker 1: with the fans of Ian sw well, Ian, have you
Speaker 1: heard a second day up date before? Um? I'm not
Speaker 1: familiar with all the segments, but I have heard you
Speaker 1: guys do something like that. Yeah for sure. Cool. Well
Speaker 1: that's why I'm calling you today. Oh really? Yes? Um?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Exactly. Well, it means that you
Speaker 1: went on on a date with somebody and then you
Speaker 1: didn't call them back after so they emailed us to
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and find out what happened.
Speaker 1: M hmmm, do you have any idea who? Any idea
Speaker 1: who it could be? Oh? Maybe? Who? Who? Do you think?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm on the app though. There's a
Speaker 1: couple of girls here and there. Name one of them
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you if you're right. Shoot, is it Laurie? No,
Speaker 1: it's not Laurie. Okay, maybe next time. Though. This one
Speaker 1: is about Morgan. You remember Morgan, Ah Morgan. A whole
Speaker 1: date with her was kind of a leptown to be honest,
Speaker 1: a letdown. That's sad. She thought you guys had a
Speaker 1: great time. I don't know. Maybe she had a good time,
Speaker 1: but I didn't really enjoy that day that much at all.
Speaker 1: What Well, Well, like she's pretty and everything, you know,
Speaker 1: and I was hoping that she'd be attracted to me,
Speaker 1: but I don't really think that she was. Why would
Speaker 1: you say that? Like, after the bar, were even went
Speaker 1: to her spot, and I'm thinking, cool, she's definitely attracted
Speaker 1: to me, and we're about to go down, you know.
Speaker 1: We get there and she's like, I'm gonna shower and change.
Speaker 1: Could you possibly do some dishes for me? So I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, sure, you know, I'll help. Wait is
Speaker 1: this before after she made dinner, because she did tell
Speaker 1: us that you guys went back to her place and
Speaker 1: she made like an amazing chicken marsala. It was good.
Speaker 1: This was before because she wanted to change, and she
Speaker 1: was like, could you just do the dishes? So I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I'll help prep. You know, like I
Speaker 1: can help prep, she can cook. I get to her
Speaker 1: sink and her sink is like filthy, it's packed with this.
Speaker 1: She took me like thirty minutes to clean everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then like my back's hurting already from standing there
Speaker 1: so long. She comes back, looks at the recipe book
Speaker 1: and she's like, you know what, shoot, I'm actually missing
Speaker 1: a few ingredients. Do you think you could run down
Speaker 1: to the corner store? Okay? I like how you guys
Speaker 1: went from like first date to like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: long term relationships datus already, right, So I feel like
Speaker 1: all right, and then she's like, actually, you know, I
Speaker 1: need a couple more things. Here's a list, and then
Speaker 1: I'm at the store alone with this list of like
Speaker 1: fifteen things that I'm spending my money on on this
Speaker 1: first date with this girl, and I'm just like, what
Speaker 1: am I doing? You know, basically just running errands for
Speaker 1: her at this point. Yeah, So I bought all of
Speaker 1: her groceries. She cooks the dinner, and the dinner's good.
Speaker 1: So then she invites me to watch a movie on
Speaker 1: the couch and I'm like, all right, cool, things are
Speaker 1: finally getting good, you know. So right before I sit
Speaker 1: down on the couch with her, she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I actually haven't walked my dog today and my ankle's hurt,
Speaker 1: and do you think you can walk my dog? Walk?
Speaker 1: Go walk the dog for me? Yeah, And I'm like, really,
Speaker 1: did you? What did you do? Start laughing because it's
Speaker 1: almost humorous at this point, right, Yeah, I know, I
Speaker 1: just felt awkward. I was like, oh, her, it's not
Speaker 1: her dog's fault. Let me go walk the dogs real quick.
Speaker 1: You were too nice, Yeah, seriously. So I watched the dog.
Speaker 1: I come back and the dog was like really happy.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she ever takes her dog for
Speaker 1: a walk like he loved me. So we come back,
Speaker 1: me and the dog. We start the movie and she
Speaker 1: falls asleep. So of course I left, you know, I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, I guess my errands are done for
Speaker 1: the day. Yeah, you did all you had to do,
Speaker 1: all your chores were done. She's tucked in. You can
Speaker 1: go home now. But it makes sense. You know what
Speaker 1: it'd be like if you, guys ever got married, because
Speaker 1: you just lived the married life that night. It was
Speaker 1: like the entire marriage without any of the benefits or
Speaker 1: trust or having a partner. Yeah, I wonder why I
Speaker 1: didn't want to just hang out for the rest of
Speaker 1: your life. There. Well, she's been calling me lately too,
Speaker 1: and I'm sure she wants to pick up her dry
Speaker 1: cleaning this week. Let's ask her, because she's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening. Oh my god, is this the
Speaker 1: one where you have them listening the whole time? Yeah? Morgan, Yes,
Speaker 1: do you have any more chores for you to do?
Speaker 1: I feel so terrible, An are you there? Can you
Speaker 1: hear me? Yeah? You were there, but I had no idea.
Speaker 1: I just wasn't prepared for you, and like that whole evening.
Speaker 1: But when you string it all together, yeah, it sounds
Speaker 1: really crappy and I am god, that was not my
Speaker 1: intention and I was not trying to make you an
Speaker 1: errand boy, I am sorry, and look, I will pay
Speaker 1: you back for the groceries. I really liked you. No,
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's not even that I mind the groceries
Speaker 1: that much, you know, but it's just to be honest,
Speaker 1: I felt a little used, like here I am doing
Speaker 1: your chores. Like you say, you weren't prepared for the date,
Speaker 1: but like we planned our date, you know, that's why
Speaker 1: we met up. No, No, I just I didn't think
Speaker 1: I would like you so much and want to come
Speaker 1: back to my house and that i'd want to actually
Speaker 1: cook for you. And I just needed some help getting
Speaker 1: all that stuff done so I could do that. And
Speaker 1: I honestly, I really just thought you liked my dog
Speaker 1: and wanted to hang out with him. So I'm surprised
Speaker 1: to hear that you thought I was like trying to
Speaker 1: pawn that off on you. And but Lorgan like you
Speaker 1: sound very apologetic and that you didn't see what was
Speaker 1: happening until someone pointed it out to you. But it's
Speaker 1: also kind of like we're embarrassing at a messy kitchen
Speaker 1: and you're inviting somebody over, Like, why didn't you guys
Speaker 1: just do a restaurant or something if you were going
Speaker 1: to go get something to eat. Like I said, I
Speaker 1: didn't actually plan on bringing him back there. It just
Speaker 1: kind of organically happened and something I needed help to
Speaker 1: actually make the night happen, Right, I don't dog me
Speaker 1: to be walked. Ye need to move around like that? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so literally I did like all of your chores for
Speaker 1: the week. It was like a bit much, you know,
Speaker 1: it's all saying, okay, Ian, you made your point, not
Speaker 1: like I asked for that much. I think you're being
Speaker 1: a bit dramatic. I mean, are you serious? I did
Speaker 1: your groceries and walk your dog. Honestly, you should have
Speaker 1: tipped me at the end of all this. Look, you
Speaker 1: were going down to get the ingredients for our dinner.
Speaker 1: What was the problem picking up this? A few more things?
Speaker 1: If you're already at the grocery store, what about walking
Speaker 1: your dog? He's quite overweight. I don't even think you
Speaker 1: walked him ever. I loved megally thought that was something
Speaker 1: you were interested in. It was almost like you suggested it,
Speaker 1: and I wasn't try to get you to walk my
Speaker 1: dog for me. I'm very capable of walking my own dog.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, you're capable of it. But your dog's
Speaker 1: like one milk phone away from having a heart attack.
Speaker 1: Oh personal guys, Well, Ian, would you like to go
Speaker 1: on a second date with Morgan? Will pay for it?
Speaker 1: It sounds like you want no, no, no, no no, no no.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm interested in dating someone who is
Speaker 1: not appreciative of me cooking their dinner for them. And
Speaker 1: you know what, Ian, if I want to be mad
Speaker 1: about think, I don't even think you said thank you.
Speaker 1: I feel like I thanked you by doing your groceries
Speaker 1: for you, walking your dog, doing all of your chores.
Speaker 1: That seems like a pretty good thank you to me.
Speaker 1: And then you fell asleep. What do you want me
Speaker 1: to do? Go out and buy you a blanket? Just then?
Speaker 1: You know in the paper towels you bought where you
Speaker 1: completely wrong paper towels. They were the brown ones that
Speaker 1: don't actually absorb anything. Oh wow, that's because you don't
Speaker 1: deserve the good ones. Honey. That's probably the biggest slam
Speaker 1: I've ever heard in a second day update. You don't
Speaker 1: deserve good paper towels, you know, I was actually thinking
Speaker 1: of going to second base with you, but forget it
Speaker 1: after this. No way, what a second base? Some kind
Speaker 1: of home good store. I don't know about that. I
Speaker 1: have to pick more of you get your fans all
Speaker 1: over those things broken Jubil in the morning,