Speaker 1: Girl, it's just the right number. It's the loser line.
Speaker 1: Just call me back if you haven't heard the loser
Speaker 1: line before. It works like this. Let's say a guy
Speaker 1: approaches you while you're out at the club and uses
Speaker 1: this charming pickup line, what's the difference between a cheeseburger
Speaker 1: and a boner? Well, you're not giving me a cheeseburger
Speaker 1: right now, are you. Step number one, do not scissor
Speaker 1: kick him in the groin. Step number two tell him
Speaker 1: that you think his pickup line was funnier than a
Speaker 1: poly short straight to VHS movie, and then give him
Speaker 1: the loser line so hopefully he can leave an awkward
Speaker 1: voicemail that we can play for you on the air.
Speaker 1: Voicemails like this one first unheard message. Yeah it's a
Speaker 1: it's almost the end of the game, which probably mains
Speaker 1: you're not signing up. Um, so I got a feeling
Speaker 1: you stilled me off? Why so it's like the chiseeing
Speaker 1: really not off? Um, finally really brought us to States
Speaker 1: and I got us, if I'm really honest, finally bought
Speaker 1: a stay States because I was having to score off.
Speaker 1: But it's doing really matter because God and the sound
Speaker 1: of a run. Yeah, I'll try it again right off.
Speaker 1: It sounds actually he's having a bad day. Not only
Speaker 1: did he buy tickets, so it sounds like a soccer
Speaker 1: match for the girl that gave him the loser line,
Speaker 1: but now the team's getting scored on the first very upset.
Speaker 1: Every guy with an English accent that didn't get it
Speaker 1: called how about how bad does this guy have to be? Yeah? Horrible?
Speaker 1: He actually called back. Here's another message from this dude.
Speaker 1: Next message, Yeah to me again. It's I'm actually I
Speaker 1: was trying to buy it really cool before, but I'm
Speaker 1: actually pretty computed. Off, Um, he stood me off. It's
Speaker 1: I'm out of bucket. I don't know money, so can
Speaker 1: you call me back? Next message for anyone else to
Speaker 1: take anger from a guy with an accent? Seriously, I
Speaker 1: actually he probably isn't even British. He's obviously at a
Speaker 1: soccer match. He's probably one of those American people that
Speaker 1: goes to a soccer match and then starts speaking British.
Speaker 1: You know, I sit next to those guys all the time.
Speaker 1: It's just like he goes and he's like, man, I'm
Speaker 1: totally gonna meet up with this chick. Alright, Soco has
Speaker 1: begotten bullocks. Remember, if you want the special number for
Speaker 1: the Loser line, all you have to do is text
Speaker 1: the word loser to seven eight, five nine two and
Speaker 1: we'll send you that phone number that you can give
Speaker 1: out to somebody who's hitting on you that you'd rather
Speaker 1: not have hitting on you, and have them call us
Speaker 1: and leave us voicemails like this one. Next message, Hey Becky,
Speaker 1: this is I was your Uber driver last Saturday, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to call and leave you a message to
Speaker 1: just say hi, Hi. This might found awkward while I
Speaker 1: was driving me around you you never said it, but
Speaker 1: I think I got the gist of what you do wink.
Speaker 1: And I was wondering if I could um pay for
Speaker 1: your services like um, just inquiring first of all, well,
Speaker 1: how much, how much set is and how much time
Speaker 1: I would get? UM? Does it come in angrements? Like
Speaker 1: is it three hours or four hours or more? I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never done this before, so I
Speaker 1: kind of like, don't. I kind of don't know the
Speaker 1: system here, UM, but I wouldn't mind if you could
Speaker 1: show me the ropes. So I'm big time interested. Next
Speaker 1: creepy and he's an uber jar. So you know, the
Speaker 1: whole time, he's probably just like, so, hey, can I
Speaker 1: get your numbers so that we can talk about a
Speaker 1: transaction later. And even if she is in that line
Speaker 1: of work, you don't leave a message as evidence of
Speaker 1: what she does. Dumb. Yeah, get her on the phone
Speaker 1: and actually talk to her about it. Here's another message
Speaker 1: from the loser line. Next message a bridget this is
Speaker 1: we met at club the other night. I remember a
Speaker 1: lot of fun. Huh. I hope you enjoyed the lemon
Speaker 1: drops I bought for you and your friends. You know,
Speaker 1: my little gift for me to you. That's just a
Speaker 1: taste of things to come. You know, we only talk
Speaker 1: for a minute, but I didn't get a chance to
Speaker 1: tell you what I do. I'm a lawyer kind of
Speaker 1: who I am. What I do, it's my whole life.
Speaker 1: You know, people they like to make a big deal
Speaker 1: out of the fact that I'm a lawyer, but it's
Speaker 1: not a big deal. I worked hard to get here,
Speaker 1: and not to brag or anything, but paced to the
Speaker 1: bar exam. You know a lot of people, they study
Speaker 1: a lot and they still don't even pass it. The
Speaker 1: first time I was one and done, knocked it out
Speaker 1: of the park right away. No, it's not a big deal,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just what I do. You know, this
Speaker 1: is all just me telling you a little bit about
Speaker 1: myself because you know, we didn't get a chance to
Speaker 1: talk so much. But I hope we can change that.
Speaker 1: But I just want to lea you know, you know,
Speaker 1: if you ever want to, like take a weekend trip
Speaker 1: or something, it's on me. I got plenty of money,
Speaker 1: we got time. I just love to see you again,
Speaker 1: So anyway, just give me a callback. And again it's
Speaker 1: rich from the club. And uh yeah, I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 1: A lot of people make a big deal about it.
Speaker 1: I try to downplay the whole fact that I'm a lawyer,
Speaker 1: legal guy, own my own firm, lots of cash money, lawyer, lawyer, lawyer, lawyer, lawyer, lawyer, lawyer,
Speaker 1: And I wish people would stop talking about it. And
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure bragging about the bar exam is not
Speaker 1: any better than trying to brag about like your SAT scores. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not cute. Did I mention the thing about law
Speaker 1: and how I'm a lawyer? Broken jewel in the morning