Speaker 1: It's awkward. It's Tuesday, it's brooking jewels, awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1: There's nothing that's more hot than a broken toilet. What right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: broken toilets really get the juices flow? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: did you have to say it like that? At Lisa
Speaker 1: does for Jasmin who's on the phone for an awkward
Speaker 1: Tuesday phone call right now? Jasmine? How are you? I'm great?
Speaker 1: Thanks for taking my call. You guys, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm you're just breaking toilets and getting all hot and heavy.
Speaker 1: Huh why are you laughing at that? Jasmine? Are you
Speaker 1: really into juices? What is happening? Okay, you're still laughing?
Speaker 1: Will checked me up? No, it's it is awkward. Okay,
Speaker 1: So why don't you tell us what you want to
Speaker 1: do today with your awkward Tuesday phone call? All right?
Speaker 1: So I live in this apartment building with a couple
Speaker 1: of roommates and we've been there for a couple of years,
Speaker 1: and a few months ago, the owner of our permit
Speaker 1: building died. Oh yeah, I mean I didn't know him
Speaker 1: really well. He seemed like a nice guy, so it's
Speaker 1: kind of sad. But then he left the apartment complex
Speaker 1: to his grandson and his grandson planned to come and
Speaker 1: live there and trying to take over it's a super
Speaker 1: and run the place. Okay. So like a week after
Speaker 1: the guy gets here, the toilet breaks okay. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it was so sexy either that or reason millennial. And
Speaker 1: he totally doesn't know how to fix anything. Yeah that's
Speaker 1: what I was afraid of. Okay. Yeah, my roommate today
Speaker 1: chicken out. They're like, you gotta call him, you go
Speaker 1: to So I call him and he's like, yoh, come over,
Speaker 1: and he shows up. I opened the door and he
Speaker 1: is gorgeous. Oh who's playing the rent on time every
Speaker 1: month now? Or not find me? He's like unrealistically beautiful.
Speaker 1: And I'm standing here like, you know, six my toilet
Speaker 1: and my dirty bathroom so amazing. So it looks like
Speaker 1: about my age. He doesn't have a wedding ring, okay,
Speaker 1: And of course I'm like saying out trying to chat
Speaker 1: him up a little bit, kind of see what's up
Speaker 1: with him? And he was super nice. He was so nice,
Speaker 1: and he's like a unicorn. He can fix things. He's hot,
Speaker 1: he's nice, he's got a dead grandpa stuff, you know. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: so he fixed the toilet and that was oh, it
Speaker 1: was Nigel's little trying to fit flirty. It was a
Speaker 1: very positive interaction. And so then you know, after about
Speaker 1: a week or so, things just started breaking around my apartment.
Speaker 1: Oh weird that happens. Everything's just breaking. Man doors off
Speaker 1: its hinges, windows are falling out. Yeah, somebody like stopped
Speaker 1: a bunch of crop down the garbage disco though, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. So of course I have
Speaker 1: to call him again. And he's feels very nice and
Speaker 1: he comes over and he fixes things and like he
Speaker 1: never complains or yells at me or anything. He's just
Speaker 1: been super great. And so where where does that come from?
Speaker 1: He's mature, he's responsible, he's like grandpa again. Yes, so
Speaker 1: not okay, so you obviously like the dude who runs
Speaker 1: your apartment complex? Now, yeah, okay, his name is Logan.
Speaker 1: Have you asked Logan out? No? I'm so scared too,
Speaker 1: because I don't know, like I'm not getting a I'm
Speaker 1: not into you vibe. But it's almost like there's a
Speaker 1: honor thing. Like I know he's a super undetendant, so
Speaker 1: he's trying to maybe yeah, keep it professional, and I
Speaker 1: just I'm not getting enough of a vibe that says
Speaker 1: that he would go for it, or he might be
Speaker 1: in a relationship. I mean, just because he isn't married
Speaker 1: doesn't mean he's not in a relationship. Well that's possible,
Speaker 1: but you know, I've never seen anybody over there. I've
Speaker 1: never seen and I'm not being a stalker, but yeah, right,
Speaker 1: and I'm about to try to totally slip in some
Speaker 1: little hints in the conversations and try to see if
Speaker 1: I mentioned a girlfriend he never has. So with your
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone call, you want to ask him out? Yes,
Speaker 1: on the air. It's really scary, but you know, like
Speaker 1: I'm really trying to be brave and I want to
Speaker 1: go for it. Yeah, So I just I know I
Speaker 1: have to do this now or or that's it. I
Speaker 1: just I have to give up on it. That's why
Speaker 1: I'm reaching out to you, guys. You don't need it
Speaker 1: be what are you nervous about? Yeah, what's the worst
Speaker 1: thing that could happen? I guess if I put myself
Speaker 1: out there and he's like no, if he's not interested
Speaker 1: at all, and then I have to see him, and
Speaker 1: then of course things are going to actually break around
Speaker 1: my apartment and yeah, come over, and you gotta stand
Speaker 1: there awkwardly like, Hey, I wish I could ask you
Speaker 1: out again, but you already said no. Right, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song and then come back and give
Speaker 1: you a little advice and then you can make your
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone call. Okay, okay, alright, it's awkward, it's Tuesday.
Speaker 1: It's brooking, Jules awkward Tuesday phone call. Welcome to probably
Speaker 1: the sexiest Stockward Tuesday phone call we've ever had. The
Speaker 1: features broken toilets, dead, grandpa's honky maintenance men, it's got
Speaker 1: it all really, Yeah, if you're just tuning in, Jasmine
Speaker 1: is on the phone, and Jasmine emailed us because she
Speaker 1: wants to ask out the guy who has taken over
Speaker 1: her apartment complex. He basically runs everything now. His Grandpather
Speaker 1: passed away unfortunately, but he took over. But I guess
Speaker 1: he's super hot and super nice. And now she just
Speaker 1: keeps breaking things in her apartment hoping that she can
Speaker 1: talk to him, and she's ready to ask him out,
Speaker 1: but she's not really sure if he's interested. So she's
Speaker 1: asked for our help and how to ask him out.
Speaker 1: And I don't really have any good advice for you, Jasmine,
Speaker 1: other than oh, clogged the toilet like one time and
Speaker 1: then just be like, yeah, I like to eat out
Speaker 1: a lot. Do you like to eat out? I had
Speaker 1: a bunch of like thie and that's why it's like that,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out for Thai food sometime?
Speaker 1: You know? It could lead into that. I think that's
Speaker 1: a no from Jasmine. Yeah, any other guy. Maybe I
Speaker 1: always go with barbecue instead of time. Okay you guys, Jasmine, Yeah,
Speaker 1: speaking lots of meat you watch some time? Stop it,
Speaker 1: stop it, I think, Jasmine, you have to remember that
Speaker 1: the majority of men correct me if I'm wrong. Think
Speaker 1: that it's pretty sexy when a woman takes control and
Speaker 1: asks them out, because it doesn't happen very often. So
Speaker 1: you need to go in with that confidence, thinking like, hey,
Speaker 1: I got one up on this right now already, and
Speaker 1: just be yourself. You sound adorable. Hey, um, that didn't
Speaker 1: help either, Okay, go back to the toilet thing. Then, Jasmine,
Speaker 1: we don't know what to do for you. No, Like
Speaker 1: it still was interesting, he would have already asked, that's
Speaker 1: not true. A lot of men are just they're going
Speaker 1: through the exact same thing you're going through. When you
Speaker 1: ask somebody out, everybody feels that. Okay, just think of
Speaker 1: it like it's not the end of the world. If
Speaker 1: he says no. Yeah, it might be awkward seeing him
Speaker 1: around because he's always in your building. But I mean,
Speaker 1: at least you tried. You miss one hundred percent of
Speaker 1: the shots, you don't. I read that somewhere on Instagram. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: quote powerful quote. All right, you're ready. Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 1: All right, we go? So logan Hi, um is Jasmine?
Speaker 1: Oh Communiti? Uh what'd you break this time? I mean,
Speaker 1: everything's fine. Um. I wanted to just say hey, and
Speaker 1: I wanted if you thank you for fixing the show
Speaker 1: the other day. It's working really good. You if you
Speaker 1: did a great job. Thank you. Um. I actually didn't
Speaker 1: do anything. I just kind of took a look at it,
Speaker 1: but you know, I'm glad it's working. It was probably
Speaker 1: just like one of those bluke things where you know,
Speaker 1: it just like wasn't working for a second or something.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's all good. You don't give yourself enough credit.
Speaker 1: You had to do something, and come on, it's working
Speaker 1: so good. I don't know. I didn't touch it, but
Speaker 1: I appreciate the compliment. Well, you've always done a really
Speaker 1: good job when you come on there. You're really amazing
Speaker 1: at your job, and you know you work really hard
Speaker 1: and you're so nice and funny and cute. Well, well,
Speaker 1: well thanks, So was there anything else you needed? Well,
Speaker 1: I just thought that maybe I could tell you get
Speaker 1: over the past few months as I've got to know
Speaker 1: you and just started to really think that you're really awesome.
Speaker 1: And I know you probably just think of me as
Speaker 1: like a client or a tenant or whatever, but I
Speaker 1: was wondering if you wanted to go out. Oh, I
Speaker 1: think it could be really fun. Um. I mean, I
Speaker 1: know I'm your tenant and you work there and that
Speaker 1: might be a little weird for you, but I don't
Speaker 1: know how like it seems we have a kind of
Speaker 1: a connection when you're over there and hanging out, and
Speaker 1: I just kind of like to see if maybe something
Speaker 1: can happen with that. I mean, I guess there's no
Speaker 1: rules saying you can't state the people in your building,
Speaker 1: so you know, sure, why not? Really? Yeah, sounds like
Speaker 1: I'm really looking far to that. That's awesome, Um, and
Speaker 1: ten as I have you one, it's just one more
Speaker 1: thing that I wanted to ask you, so or least
Speaker 1: it's up for renewal in a couple of weeks. And
Speaker 1: you know, seeing as you're being so sweet, do you
Speaker 1: think that maybe you might be able to do something
Speaker 1: to help us with the rent situation? Wait? What for real? Wait?
Speaker 1: What was that? Okay, what's up? Logan? How are you? Man?
Speaker 1: This is Jewel from Brooken Jewel in the Morning. Wait,
Speaker 1: hello Jasmine? Hello? Yeah, Jasmine still on the phone, but
Speaker 1: now there's three more people on the phone. Fie, Logan,
Speaker 1: what is happening? Have you heard of the radio show
Speaker 1: Broken Jewel in the Morning before? Um? Not really? Okay, good,
Speaker 1: well now you've heard of it, so sorry, can you hang?
Speaker 1: What's going on again? Yeah? We do a segment on
Speaker 1: our show called the Awkward Tuesday Phone Call. It's where
Speaker 1: if you have an awkward situation and you're not sure
Speaker 1: how to approach it, you can email us and we'll
Speaker 1: give you some advice as long as you call that
Speaker 1: person on the air. And Jasmine emailed us and said
Speaker 1: you wanted to ask you out but didn't know how.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, why did you do the awkward thing? What
Speaker 1: do you well? I was going to do it earlier.
Speaker 1: But it was so funny how awkward it was when
Speaker 1: you're asking him out. I just thought i'd let it hang.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you're gonna try to hit him up
Speaker 1: for a decrease on your rent. Yeah, that's awkward. Well
Speaker 1: I was trying to be brave. No, do you even
Speaker 1: want to go out with Logan? It feels like you're
Speaker 1: just trying to get a deal man. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I totally want to go out with you. I've been
Speaker 1: thinking about ever since the first time you came to
Speaker 1: the door. I do want to go out with you.
Speaker 1: Just my roommates and I have been stressing about the rent.
Speaker 1: I'm still so confused. No, Logan, I'm sorry, Logan. I
Speaker 1: don't mean to confuse you. I just I really like
Speaker 1: you a lot and just but my roommates were asking me.
Speaker 1: You know, he's so nice. Maybe there's something you can
Speaker 1: do to help us out, because we're all stressing about
Speaker 1: at least coming up and whether or not we're going
Speaker 1: to be able to remoate. I mean, okay, but you
Speaker 1: did ask for a break on your rent, like right
Speaker 1: after I said it, I'd go out with you, So
Speaker 1: timing is a little suspect. Okay, but it wasn't like immediately.
Speaker 1: I mean I was really excited and I said it
Speaker 1: was fun and that I was looking fortunate. I mean
Speaker 1: it was like within a minute. Yeah, it was very quick.
Speaker 1: If it wasn't very smooth at all, it does feel
Speaker 1: like you're trying to like swindle him out of money. No,
Speaker 1: it's just there's a lot of a dreadaline going on
Speaker 1: right now, because if it's phone call, did you come
Speaker 1: up with a plan with your roommates, like, yeah, ask
Speaker 1: him out. Then when he likes you, then get a
Speaker 1: decrease in her rent. Oh they might have mentioned that,
Speaker 1: but oh really, I was talking to them about asking
Speaker 1: him out a long time before that, and then they
Speaker 1: just tagged that off right. Wow, you know I was excited.
Speaker 1: I was kind of looking forward to going out with you.
Speaker 1: But now it kind of seems like you are just
Speaker 1: trying to date me to get a break on your rent. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that's not it. You cannot see these guys, and I
Speaker 1: was just singing your praises. I was talking about how
Speaker 1: amazing you are. Tell them you guys, please, I'm kind
Speaker 1: to say. Yeah, she said you're a cute and you
Speaker 1: knew you were around a toilet, but she didn't tell
Speaker 1: us she was going to try to hit you up
Speaker 1: for a decrease in the rent, though she did not
Speaker 1: say that. Yeah, we were as shocked as you were
Speaker 1: Logan on that part. I mean, now that you bring
Speaker 1: up the financial component, maybe I'm having second pops casmine.
Speaker 1: Do you really want to go out with him for him?
Speaker 1: Or are you just no? No, No, I totally want
Speaker 1: to go out with Logan. I mean, like, like you said, like,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty hot, so a lot of girls do ask
Speaker 1: me out, So maybe I should just like keep a
Speaker 1: professional with you and you know, date outside of the building.
Speaker 1: Oh man, she has been Yeah, I mean, I know
Speaker 1: times are tough. I know rents are high, Like it's
Speaker 1: hard out there. I get it, girl, but like you
Speaker 1: need to have your roommate ask him that, not you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. No, forget the rent. It has
Speaker 1: been nothing to do with the rent. I just want
Speaker 1: to go out with you, okay, But there is that
Speaker 1: clause in your leaves. The rent is going up by
Speaker 1: five percent when you were new. So you know, as
Speaker 1: long as you're cool with that, we can still go out. O. Um,
Speaker 1: maybe we can talk about it on our date. What
Speaker 1: do you What do you think, Logan? You want to
Speaker 1: give it a shot and go out with her anyway
Speaker 1: and see how you feel. Come on, Logan, I promise
Speaker 1: you won't regret it. I'll make it worth your while.
Speaker 1: Nice apartment. Seriously, well what does that mean? Well, why
Speaker 1: don't you come out and we'll see what it means.
Speaker 1: It sounds like, Logan, now you're experiencing all the perks
Speaker 1: that come with running an apartment complex. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of people who want to be landlords. Suddenly anyone's listening
Speaker 1: out there and thinks this is easy. It's not. Trust me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what do you want to do, Logan? You want
Speaker 1: to go out with her now? Ah? Yeah, we'll give
Speaker 1: it a shot. But this is not getting you a
Speaker 1: break on your rent. I just want you to know that. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, we'll see about that before you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can live here for free. Go for it. Broken
Speaker 1: Jubil in the morning,