Speaker 1: There have been a lot of really pointless inventions created
Speaker 1: over the years. Things that people actually use. It sprooking
Speaker 1: jewel in the morning, things like tiny shoe umbrellas, bulletproof
Speaker 1: hair jail, snuggles for goldfish, and where your golfs is
Speaker 1: getting all cold? You know? But if you ask me,
Speaker 1: I think one of the most pointless inventions of all
Speaker 1: time is the helmet by helmets, baseball helmets, motorcycle helmets.
Speaker 1: Most important, what are we really protecting up there are brains? Yes,
Speaker 1: nothing useful ever comes out of those. I can prove
Speaker 1: it with a brand new edition of What's on Your Mind,
Speaker 1: where we go around the room and just find out
Speaker 1: which each member of the morning show has been thinking
Speaker 1: about lately. So, Brooke, what's on your mind? Yeah? My
Speaker 1: car is haunted? Yes, my car is haunt dude. So yesterday, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm driving down the road, right, my daughter's in the backseat,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, the radio just starts scanning. Right,
Speaker 1: I was listening to a station. It just starts scanning.
Speaker 1: It starts going through the stations, you know, stopped it
Speaker 1: for a couple of seconds, That keeps going, and it
Speaker 1: finally lands on a random Christian station and they're talking
Speaker 1: about parenting, how to be a good parent. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is weird. So I'm trying to hit the buttons.
Speaker 1: It's right, I'm frantically hitting the buttons and nothing's happening.
Speaker 1: Won't it won't let me switch. So I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is strange. I must have hit something on the steering
Speaker 1: wheel because I have the steering wheel, you know, right,
Speaker 1: So I turn the radio off and then I turn
Speaker 1: it back on. Okay, go back to regular schedule. Program
Speaker 1: happens again, layers on the Christian station again, telling me
Speaker 1: about what a bad parents I am. It won't let
Speaker 1: me change it. I have to three more times this happens.
Speaker 1: I'm not exaggerated. And it lands on the same station
Speaker 1: every day every time. I don't know you call it,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 1: like some higher powers trying to tell me that I'm
Speaker 1: a horrible mother or what. And then it happened again
Speaker 1: on the way to work this morning, but it landed
Speaker 1: on our station this time. Oh yeah, So for a
Speaker 1: minute I thought it was a higher power and now
Speaker 1: I think it's a devil. So I agree with that
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening, and I don't If anybody
Speaker 1: has like a logical explanation on why my radio would
Speaker 1: just start scanning out of the blue and not let
Speaker 1: me switch it with the buttons, please text in because
Speaker 1: I'm feeling a little insane. Texted in seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two, Jose, what's on your mind? Well, the scariest
Speaker 1: thing I've ever thought happened to me, my biggest fear.
Speaker 1: I got trapped in an elevator. It did it like
Speaker 1: three minutes. Oh that doesn't count. It was the same okay,
Speaker 1: that was me that it just took a little bit
Speaker 1: longer to open the door. I literally the whole elevator
Speaker 1: stopped right, and then nothing, it doesn't open. There's no buttons.
Speaker 1: So I do what anyone does and start jamming buttons.
Speaker 1: You know, nothing happens. Then all the lights of the
Speaker 1: buttons start going off at the same time, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, emergency right, maybe it's the same ghost.
Speaker 1: So that I'm thinking, I'm like, who do I call first?
Speaker 1: Do I call you guys because I'm trap in our elevator?
Speaker 1: Or do I call the police? And then I'm like,
Speaker 1: how much time to until I can start like going
Speaker 1: into the bathroom everywhere, you know, because I had to
Speaker 1: pee and I had to, you know, go number two.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, also for stranded like that, you can
Speaker 1: drink your own pea. Yeah, I'm like, how many minutes
Speaker 1: goes by until I can start my castaway you know
Speaker 1: forum of just I live here now? So all of
Speaker 1: a sudden it moves, it goes down and or or
Speaker 1: oh I forgot that's right. All of a sudden just
Speaker 1: starts moving. I'm like, where's where are we going? The
Speaker 1: numbers aren't working, so now I'm I don't know space
Speaker 1: and time, Like this is crazy. Yes, and then I
Speaker 1: saw I get my phone out and I'm like, what
Speaker 1: do I do? And then all of a sudden it
Speaker 1: just goes. The buttons light up again and it opens
Speaker 1: and I run out in another dimension. It literally happened.
Speaker 1: It was like three minutes, so it wasn't like a
Speaker 1: quick ten second door one open, but it also was
Speaker 1: it was actually seven years three minutes. Wow, you're out
Speaker 1: of age. I think I got a little chubbier. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you guys are right. So this is the future.
Speaker 1: So yeah, this is the Thanks for letting me come
Speaker 1: back by. Guy's been a long time. We're wondering where
Speaker 1: you were. Anyway, I'm scared of elevators now, all right, Jeff,
Speaker 1: what about you? Well, Producer Boyd called me an entitled
Speaker 1: brat the other day. Well, I wanted to see if
Speaker 1: you guys agree with him on this point. I was
Speaker 1: saying that I think it would be really nice if
Speaker 1: each of us had a reserved, assigned parking spot in
Speaker 1: the parking lot. You know those little plaques with our
Speaker 1: names on it. Well, before you jump on my thing,
Speaker 1: let me just say something. You're already hating on me,
Speaker 1: but I think all of us should get one to
Speaker 1: sign because we all tend to park in the same
Speaker 1: places every day anyway, and whenever somebody else comes in
Speaker 1: and parks in my spot where I usually park, it
Speaker 1: throws me off for the whole day. But you guys,
Speaker 1: we are literally at the building before the parking lot
Speaker 1: is empty when we show up. You have not thick
Speaker 1: of the you can park anywhere. The point is I
Speaker 1: want that status symbol, knowing that I earned this spot,
Speaker 1: like the company values me. Because they obviously won't pay me,
Speaker 1: but maybe they'll give me a parking spot with my name,
Speaker 1: and I'll feel like I have some real purpose and
Speaker 1: that I matter here. That's all it takes. That's all
Speaker 1: it takes. And I have this damn pick up trump
Speaker 1: that always parks in my spot, and I just it
Speaker 1: really does mess up your morning one, that big white one.
Speaker 1: It was there this morning, and it's ruined my day already.
Speaker 1: I can't even focus on anything else. But if they gave, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do something, that's nuts spots doing, it's my spot
Speaker 1: and they just need to give us a sign that
Speaker 1: says this is young Jeffrey's spot, so people don't get
Speaker 1: in my area. Though, if you get into our parking
Speaker 1: grudge and there's a giant thing that says young Jeffrey. Yea,
Speaker 1: how young is this driver? Well, now I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: start parking in your spot on purpose if that car's
Speaker 1: not there, just to mess up here day. I want
Speaker 1: to do it too. Days. You forget jubil I got
Speaker 1: your okay, sweet, all of us are now parking in
Speaker 1: your spot. Yeah, I hate you guys. Jewilt's on your mind. Um,
Speaker 1: what's on my mind is I realized that I'm becoming
Speaker 1: somebody that I used to hate, and I'm okay with it,
Speaker 1: but like in multiple forms. But you've always hated yourself,
Speaker 1: so well, that's true, that's true. But then I got
Speaker 1: to the point where I was where I like myself,
Speaker 1: when now I'm starting to I and I I'm becoming
Speaker 1: somebody I hate. But I also am liking it. So
Speaker 1: it's fine because I'm enjoying it. But I've been doing
Speaker 1: more stuff on YouTube, right, I've always wanted to do
Speaker 1: more on YouTube, you know, And yeah, no, that's what
Speaker 1: it is because I used to always make fun of YouTubers.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, what's up YouTube whatever? Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: somebody commented on something on mine the other day on
Speaker 1: YouTube and they're like, you're you're basically becoming a vlogger now,
Speaker 1: And then I realized. I was like, yeah, I am.
Speaker 1: But also another form of person that I've hated are
Speaker 1: people with fanny packs. And so the other day both
Speaker 1: of those things combined because I got this new camera
Speaker 1: so I can vlog, right, and I bought a fanny
Speaker 1: pack so I can keep it in the fanny pack
Speaker 1: for quick access. Yeah, I know. Now it's okay to
Speaker 1: haht on me. Feel free to hit on me all
Speaker 1: you want, so now I've got a fanny pack with
Speaker 1: a vlogging cam in it. Yeah, and when you attach
Speaker 1: step Dad to all of that, I know step dad
Speaker 1: that wears a fa around vlogging. Yeah, but I'm a
Speaker 1: hip step dad because I'm a vlogger. What's up YouTube?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yeah, I'm gonna troll you so hard later.
Speaker 1: Today is a lot. Yeah, there's a lot of title there.
Speaker 1: We're going to smash that subscribe Yeah, hit that jubil
Speaker 1: fresh on YouTube. Smash that subscribe button right now. I
Speaker 1: also spent i'll suspend like hours the other day trying
Speaker 1: to figure out how to put the instant subscribe button
Speaker 1: on my videos. So I don't know what's wrong with
Speaker 1: me now? Yeah, this is this is like the modern day.
Speaker 1: This is the modern day midlife crisis. He used to
Speaker 1: be buy a car, like a really bad car. Now
Speaker 1: it's like you get a YouTube and then you act
Speaker 1: like a fifteen year old. Your YouTube, your on YouTube
Speaker 1: channel is the Masta miata up today pretty much. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. But if you've seen move my fanny
Speaker 1: pack on, don't bother me. I'm all right. Text in
Speaker 1: seven eight, five to nine two. What's on your mind
Speaker 1: positive or negative. Just get it off your chests. Brooke
Speaker 1: and jewel in the morning.