Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you? A minute? It's just
Speaker 1: the right number. It's the loser line. Just call me
Speaker 1: back if you haven't heard the loser line before. It
Speaker 1: works like this. Let's say if somebody approaches you water
Speaker 1: out at the club and uses this charming pickup line. Hey,
Speaker 1: pretty lady, did you know that I'm thrice divorced and
Speaker 1: a middle school teacher? Oh? Man, that's true. My class
Speaker 1: right now is learning about important days and history. You
Speaker 1: want to be one of them? Yes, whatever you do,
Speaker 1: don't tell him that the seventies called and they want
Speaker 1: their fake gold chains back. Instead, give him the number
Speaker 1: to the loser line, so hopefully he calls it and
Speaker 1: leaves an awkward voicemail that we can play on the air.
Speaker 1: Voicemails like this one next message, Oh my god, Kelly,
Speaker 1: they still hurt the shots that we did living on
Speaker 1: fire my tongue. I have fags wrapped around my tongue
Speaker 1: right now. I wanted to call you to tell you
Speaker 1: that this is how sooner. If I am about dating
Speaker 1: you and I'm willing to call you while sounding like this,
Speaker 1: then that means I'm good serious about taking you out.
Speaker 1: So I'd love you to call me back. My tongue
Speaker 1: hopefully will be better. I'm icing it and uh, like
Speaker 1: I said, I had the gods about around you. So
Speaker 1: my number. I'm gonna text you a selfie here on
Speaker 1: this so you can see what I look like. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm worth it. I don't remember that. Yeah, get pictures
Speaker 1: on the loser line. Yeo. Next message. This is Angela.
Speaker 1: We met at the psychic fast the other week and
Speaker 1: I was just calling because I feel like you would
Speaker 1: like to have a fish dinner with me Celapia or
Speaker 1: some grouper maybe if we're feeling crazy. And um, I
Speaker 1: feel that you're going to call me back very soon,
Speaker 1: and I hope I'm right. I'm sure i'll hear from
Speaker 1: you soon. Oh hold on, I'm sorry one second. Oh,
Speaker 1: somebody's at my door. I'm gonna go grab that. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's your next message. At first, I was hoping it
Speaker 1: was her psychic senses finally kicking in and telling her
Speaker 1: that she wasn't going to get a call back. But
Speaker 1: your good psychics. She doesn't even know that you got
Speaker 1: the loser, right. I love that. Seconds to try to
Speaker 1: put in like details like we're gonna eat Telapia just
Speaker 1: like buy the off chance they're right. See I told
Speaker 1: you time. Remember you can get the special Loser line
Speaker 1: phone number. All you have to do is text the
Speaker 1: word loser l O s e er to seven eight five.
Speaker 1: Next message, how they're angel angela kids. This is a
Speaker 1: uh or should say ola almost uh be in um
Speaker 1: you can tell almost spanishing ain't exactly if a par
Speaker 1: with yours, But I certainly had a good time with
Speaker 1: the other night. And I just wanted to tell you
Speaker 1: that I had a good time watching the World Cup.
Speaker 1: They're playing and stuff. I know there, I think they're
Speaker 1: playing again, and maybe we could get together and uh, uh,
Speaker 1: don't do this, uh, don't do this, bangio, don't do this,
Speaker 1: don't do this star um and uh and all that
Speaker 1: and and then we'll see maybe I could meet up
Speaker 1: with your chilis and and get some tacos or charitas. Uh. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for rambling here. I just you're so beautiful
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to hell you. I had a
Speaker 1: really great time. And this is Jake Audios. Next message,
Speaker 1: right at least, yeah, that's the only thing. Yeah, good,
Speaker 1: But I kind of loved that guy. I thought he
Speaker 1: was trying at least right. Yeah, maybe interesting. Yeah to accents.
Speaker 1: There's another message from the loser line. Next message, Hey Mark,
Speaker 1: this is I don't know if you remember me. We
Speaker 1: met at the bar the other night when we were Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're you're an amazing drinker. Thank you for teaching me
Speaker 1: so much about high balls. Yeah, so I really would
Speaker 1: love to take you up on your offer for free tattoo.
Speaker 1: Here's my idea. Okay, you're ready for this across my
Speaker 1: chest in big bold letters. No drama. Even though drama
Speaker 1: follows me, I am a drama free person. I want
Speaker 1: to be able to look at myself in the mirror
Speaker 1: every day and remind myself you are drama free. And
Speaker 1: I got the tattoo to prove it. So give me
Speaker 1: a CLLL. Let's set it up. Do this thing. Next message,
Speaker 1: love it. Anybody who has no drama tattoo never they
Speaker 1: never have emblazoned across your chest usually the bigger. Remember
Speaker 1: you can get the Loser line. Just text the word
Speaker 1: loser l O s E R to seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two and listen to the Loser Line regularly every Monday.
Speaker 1: At this time. Your phone top's coming up right after this.
Speaker 1: It's brook And Jewel in the morning,