Speaker 1: Remember the days when kids used to want to grow
Speaker 1: up and be doctors or lawyers or astronauts working jubal
Speaker 1: in the morning. Well those dreams are dead. Like saying
Speaker 1: you want to become a cobbler or VCR repairman back
Speaker 1: in the day, we're gone. Now. It seems like every
Speaker 1: millennial and gen z kid fantasizes about one day becoming
Speaker 1: a world famous social media influencer. Ye, my little nephew,
Speaker 1: you just do it. No school involved. Everybody else. By
Speaker 1: the way, at Jubal Fresh on Instagra, Yeah I do too. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: it's pretty obvious why influencers have it pretty good. You
Speaker 1: don't have to work a nine to five job in
Speaker 1: a cold office building. You get to travel to fancy
Speaker 1: places all over the world. Plus you get free stuff
Speaker 1: sent to your home all the time. And when you're
Speaker 1: a legitimate influencer, companies will pay you a ton of
Speaker 1: money to promote their products. Even low level influencers can
Speaker 1: earn thousands of dollars just for a single post. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's funny. I make fun of people that I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: why would you buy stuff from an influencer? But I
Speaker 1: realized I've like the t shirts from one of the
Speaker 1: food guys that I don't. Yeah, and I'm like, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, I'm one of these idiots. The thing is,
Speaker 1: it's like we could git be getting paid for influencer
Speaker 1: posts ourselves, but we're not, that's true, smart enough to
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes these online celebrities become so
Speaker 1: famous that they start to think, maybe I can make
Speaker 1: more money if I start pitching my own products. And
Speaker 1: that's exactly why one Instagram start is making international headlines today.
Speaker 1: Her name is Belle Delphine. Oh, that's such an Instagram
Speaker 1: star name. She's a proclaimed self proclaimed gamer girl. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: It was always posing for photos laying down on a
Speaker 1: bed half naked while holding a video game control in
Speaker 1: her hand. She always calls her followers gamer boys, like,
Speaker 1: which one of you gamer boys want to come play
Speaker 1: with me? Yeah, she's just a fantasy thing totally. She's
Speaker 1: really become famous for her quote weird elf kitty girl
Speaker 1: look that she calls it. Yeah, it is an elf
Speaker 1: kitty girl kind of h Basically, she looks like a
Speaker 1: real life anime character, wearing lots of pink wigs, by
Speaker 1: high stockings, tiny mini skirts, and cat ears. Basically all
Speaker 1: the things that pervy dudes love online. Yeah, it's super pervy,
Speaker 1: like that girl is not getting anybody. That's not I
Speaker 1: mean I don't even follow yeast on purpose, but sci
Speaker 1: flirtatious videos, including one where she seductively eats a raw
Speaker 1: egg while giggling and moaning the whole time. I don't
Speaker 1: know why that's sexy, but apparently it is to some people.
Speaker 1: Fighting into the shell like she's just taking it. She's
Speaker 1: eating the shell and then drinking and like winking. Oh god,
Speaker 1: no surprise that a ton of creepy dudes started following
Speaker 1: her accounts. And the question is, what do you do
Speaker 1: once you have millions of perverts watching and admire your
Speaker 1: admiring your every move. You have to take advantage of them,
Speaker 1: of course, And that's why recently she started pitching her
Speaker 1: own product. Now for thirty bucks, you can buy a
Speaker 1: bottle of her bathwater, dirty bathwater. Yeah, she made the
Speaker 1: announcement in an Instagram post that she would be selling
Speaker 1: jars of gamer girl bathwater. Quote for all the thirsty
Speaker 1: gamer boys out there, what do you do when you
Speaker 1: get it? Just like pour it over yourself and think
Speaker 1: like I'm in the bath with her The post immediate
Speaker 1: viral and she completely sold out of the jars within minutes. Okay,
Speaker 1: but lately her bathwater has caused a lot of controversy.
Speaker 1: And why is that? Well because after people bought the water,
Speaker 1: her obsessive fans started doing really weird things with it. Yeah. First,
Speaker 1: what do you think, I mean, you're already weird if
Speaker 1: you're buying somebody's bathwater. Yeah. Some people bathed in it.
Speaker 1: Others used it to water their plants. It's kind of
Speaker 1: a nice way to use it up. Maybe look at
Speaker 1: my sexy plant over the eighty minute, it's going to
Speaker 1: start wearing kiddy ears. Yeah. But the weirdest part was
Speaker 1: that dozens of her followers were actually drinking it. The
Speaker 1: discussion I have constantly with my two year old, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, don't drink it. It's buttwater. That is buttwater,
Speaker 1: don't drink it. Your butts been in that. If these
Speaker 1: gamer guys say she's so hot at drink her bathwater, say, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just saying you're not supposed to actually do it.
Speaker 1: I hope she uses a lot of soap and they
Speaker 1: all get diarrhea. They would actually post videos of themselves
Speaker 1: tasting her bathwater and reviewing it. One of her followers
Speaker 1: drank a whole jar and said, quote, it has a
Speaker 1: sweet candy like taste with traces of salt. No, it
Speaker 1: doesn't brow in your head. Yeah. He also said his
Speaker 1: stomach started to hurt a few minutes later, of course,
Speaker 1: but said it lasted only a few minutes and it
Speaker 1: was worth the pain to be able to drink her bathwater.
Speaker 1: I mean, how does she do this and not just
Speaker 1: be grossed out by these guys? She's making money. Who
Speaker 1: cares this guy? It's their fault, not earth. Eventually she
Speaker 1: had to respond, but she didn't stop selling her bathwater.
Speaker 1: Of course, that she started including a disclaimer with every
Speaker 1: bottle that said quote gamer girl bathwater is not for
Speaker 1: drinking and should only be used for sentimental purposes that
Speaker 1: morning drink. Yeah, isn't stopping thirsty dudes from taking a
Speaker 1: sip of her bathwater. And of course it isn't the
Speaker 1: first time a celebrity is trying to sell a weird
Speaker 1: product that has made a ton of money. For example,
Speaker 1: Katy Perry auctioned off her auction off her cupcake trampoline
Speaker 1: from the California Dreams Music video for five grand. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's actually kind of cool. Though. If you got a
Speaker 1: cupcake trampoline, if you're a huge less you try to
Speaker 1: eat it, then we're going to have a problem. Gary
Speaker 1: Coleman's track pants sold for five hundred bucks. It's very sweet.
Speaker 1: A tissue used by Scarlett Johansson went up on eBay
Speaker 1: and sold for fifty three hundred dollars. Oh my gosh
Speaker 1: for a tissue. How do you get proof that she
Speaker 1: used it? Justin Timber left his toast behind after a
Speaker 1: radio interview and they sold it for three thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: We need to think of that next time we interviewed someone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you need anything to drink? Eat? What do you
Speaker 1: got anything? Lady Gaga lost a fake nail on stage
Speaker 1: in twenty twelve, and a fan putter on the bay
Speaker 1: and sold it for thirteen thousand. It's not even a
Speaker 1: real nail. Yeah, And finally, maybe the Strangers of All.
Speaker 1: Two bags which supposedly contained air breathed by Angelina and
Speaker 1: Julie and Brad Pitt were sold in an auction for
Speaker 1: five hundred and twenty three dollars. Write a bag of
Speaker 1: air for five hundred and twenty three dollars, and you
Speaker 1: could get any air and say that any celebrity breathe
Speaker 1: that did circulated around seven eighty five nine two. Would
Speaker 1: you buy any of that stuff? Your phone tap is
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