Speaker 1: It's broken jubal in the morning, and the other day
Speaker 1: I was stumming through USA Today, my favorite newspaper, because
Speaker 1: they've included me in their list of top five radio
Speaker 1: celebrities every week for the last seven years running. Wow,
Speaker 1: it's amazing, thanks for doing that. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: you know what I saw in there? Nothing? Nothing was interesting.
Speaker 1: Nothing in sports, nothing in entertainment, not one thing. Same
Speaker 1: for money, tech and travel. Just nothing could grab my attention.
Speaker 1: So I think it's gonna be really difficult for young
Speaker 1: Jeffrey to grab me today, and normally it's not. But
Speaker 1: he'll be telling us the latest headlines in another edition
Speaker 1: of Care or Don't Care, So Jeff take it away.
Speaker 1: I have a list of titillating a buzz related topics
Speaker 1: in my hand. Let's get right to it with your
Speaker 1: first headline, Dad pulls teenager out of school to get
Speaker 1: rich Care or don't care? Care? Care? Yeah, care Sure.
Speaker 1: As a parent, you only have a few basic responsibilities.
Speaker 1: Keep your kids fed, keep them safe, make sure they
Speaker 1: get a decent education. But apparently that last one isn't
Speaker 1: a big priority for one father in Massachu sits named
Speaker 1: Dave Hesrog. Dave has other parenting goals, specifically making sure
Speaker 1: his sixteen year old son, Jordan, becomes the next big
Speaker 1: esports superstar aka professional video game player. Cool dad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dave's been helping his son trained to become a gamer
Speaker 1: ever since he was three years old, alright, by giving
Speaker 1: him hand eye coordination exercises, buying all the latest game titles,
Speaker 1: and encouraging his kid to spend all his free time
Speaker 1: playing video games. That is so opposite of my child
Speaker 1: for a new game. But it's like the crazy parents
Speaker 1: have even ruined gaming, right, Like these are the guys
Speaker 1: he would have originally just fought at a Little League game.
Speaker 1: Now he's just fighting at an esports game, like he's
Speaker 1: the same person. No, but Dave is more committed than
Speaker 1: all those other parents, because now he wants to make
Speaker 1: his son a progamer so bad that he recently pulled
Speaker 1: him out of high school to give him more time
Speaker 1: to stay at home and play video games so we
Speaker 1: can practice and follow his dreams. Nice do that, just
Speaker 1: like not give your kid an education? Well, now Jordan
Speaker 1: will spend anywhere between ten to twelve hours a day
Speaker 1: in front of his computer, honing his skills. But unfortunately,
Speaker 1: the teenager is still required by law to receive a
Speaker 1: traditional education, so he has to attend online classes for
Speaker 1: a couple hours a day. He's already online, so switch.
Speaker 1: And the good news is Jordan has increased his total
Speaker 1: playing hours from just forty hours a week to sixty
Speaker 1: five and they're hoping that it pays off in the end.
Speaker 1: I'd get let's burnout, man, I know that sixty five
Speaker 1: hours a week. I play every day. After an hour,
Speaker 1: I'm like, my eyes are tired. Yeah, so you're not committed? Yeah,
Speaker 1: train h. Let's see if you guys care about this.
Speaker 1: America's getting fatter and it's all Australia's fault. Care or
Speaker 1: don't care? I love what we could blame somebody else.
Speaker 1: With America's rising obesity rates, a lot of restaurants have
Speaker 1: been trying to introduce healthier menu items like veggie burgers
Speaker 1: or egg white omelets or tofu pizza. While not Outback Steakhouse,
Speaker 1: the Australian theme restaurant chain, is actually going the opposite direction.
Speaker 1: And now they're taking the popularity of their famous deep
Speaker 1: fried bloom and onion and creating a new limited time
Speaker 1: menu that lets you bloom afy your favorite items from
Speaker 1: their restaurants. Wait, you can just fry anything yep. Basically
Speaker 1: they'll take it anything you want off their menu, lobster,
Speaker 1: shrim a, sixteen ounce steak, even a side of vegetables,
Speaker 1: and they will give it the old Bloom and Onion treatment,
Speaker 1: which includes battering it in original bloom and onion seasoning,
Speaker 1: deep frying it till it's extra crispy, drizzling it with
Speaker 1: signature Bloom sauce, and serving it with a giant heap
Speaker 1: of butter mashed potatoes. Oh glad. Next, how the fork?
Speaker 1: I think if they can fry anything, I could eat it.
Speaker 1: Just drink the grease. Let's get the grease. Gop. They're
Speaker 1: bloom of Fine. Menu starts at thirteen dollars and ninety
Speaker 1: nine and sense per item. So just think about what
Speaker 1: food you want to bloom ify and then head over
Speaker 1: to out Back to give your arteries a challenge. I
Speaker 1: want to try it, too, pretty good die instantly, but
Speaker 1: I want to try it. Let's go to your next headline,
Speaker 1: the hilarious new trend to help you get revenge on
Speaker 1: your significant other? Care or don't care? I care about
Speaker 1: everything today? I don't care. I don't have a significant other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, and love over there. I'm very sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: right now. I care. I'll see what it is when
Speaker 1: your partner drives you crazy. There are certain things you
Speaker 1: can do to deal with that stress. Some people like
Speaker 1: to go on a long walk to calm down. Others
Speaker 1: will do some deep breathing exercises. I know our own
Speaker 1: brook Fox likes to drown herself in wine and zanex
Speaker 1: until the pain stops. But one dude on Twitter is
Speaker 1: going viral because of the ingenious way he gets back
Speaker 1: at his girlfriend whenever she's being extra and stressing him out.
Speaker 1: His name's Tony, and he admitted that he gets revenge
Speaker 1: on his girl by doing something called legoing lego legoing.
Speaker 1: That's where he takes a normal photo of her and
Speaker 1: secretly enlarges her forehead in the image just a little bit,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't make her look ridiculous like a cone
Speaker 1: head or anything, but he adds just enough real estate
Speaker 1: on the forehead to make you give it a second glance.
Speaker 1: And then he posts that on Facebook with a normal
Speaker 1: caption like hey, here's us at the fair. I bet
Speaker 1: it took his girlfriend a second too, Like why do
Speaker 1: I look, Oh, just give her a complex. It's on
Speaker 1: her forehead. Yeah, you gotta play mind games with them.
Speaker 1: So every time that he does that, her head ends
Speaker 1: up kind of looking a little bit like a lego
Speaker 1: Frankenstein and his girlfriend says when she first saw those
Speaker 1: altered photos, she was horrified and couldn't figure out what
Speaker 1: was wrong. But at this point she just laughs about
Speaker 1: it and apologizes to Tony right away so he can
Speaker 1: take down the photos. Ever since he posted his idea,
Speaker 1: dozens of other couples are copying Tony and they're legoing
Speaker 1: they're significant others. You can do a ticker all fun.
Speaker 1: And finally Jeff's joke of the day care don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Why can't orphans play baseball because they
Speaker 1: don't know where home is? I like that one. I
Speaker 1: thank you. I should have cared about that one. That
Speaker 1: was awesome. Man. Next week you're gonna you're gonna trick me,
Speaker 1: and now you're gonna go back to the other ones.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Welcome man text in at seven
Speaker 1: eight five nine two. Is there a story out there
Speaker 1: that we should have cared about that we didn't. Your
Speaker 1: phone tap is coming up right after this it's Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewel in the morning.