Speaker 1: It's Jubil's birthday party in Vegas. We're live here at
Speaker 1: the MGM Grand We got all of our listeners have
Speaker 1: come down to watch this live broadcast. Well, the ones
Speaker 1: that are either still a weak but man, you hear
Speaker 1: screaming in the background is Jose. He's getting a live
Speaker 1: tattoo right now. He has to pat my back down
Speaker 1: because I'm sweating so much. Oh my god, wow ow
Speaker 1: ow tattoos come on, Oh my god. The thing is
Speaker 1: Jose does not know what is getting tattooed on his
Speaker 1: lower back right now. He's gonna be revealed at the
Speaker 1: end when it's all finished. Yeah, we only got about
Speaker 1: ten minutes left. It's a mystery tattoo and you can
Speaker 1: see it live on our Moving Facebook page right now.
Speaker 1: If you go to the Moving Facebook page, you can
Speaker 1: watch this live. Turn the volume down because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of screaming. Can I tell you from the grown man,
Speaker 1: can I say something? Yeah, everybody said this was going
Speaker 1: to be a small tattoo. I can feel him going
Speaker 1: from my left back fat to my right and this
Speaker 1: is like across my whole lower baas. There's not a
Speaker 1: tiny tattoo. Whatever he's doing, I hope it. I hope
Speaker 1: it's nice. At least. I don't want it to be offensive.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a butterfly. Jo Jose, Jose,
Speaker 1: come on now. We're doing our annual live broadcast from
Speaker 1: the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, and I if we've
Speaker 1: learned anything from being here, it's that this is the
Speaker 1: place where miracles can happen. Yes, poor people can turn
Speaker 1: into millionaires overnight. Lonely people like Sue In can find
Speaker 1: love in the back of what they thought was an uber.
Speaker 1: Even homeless spider Man outside them eminem store was able
Speaker 1: to make almost fifteen dollars yesterday just by taking pictures
Speaker 1: with tourists. Yeah, it's amazing. Miracles do happen. And if
Speaker 1: we want a miracle right now, it's to get through
Speaker 1: our special edition of Vegas Care or Don't Care, with
Speaker 1: Jose not screaming. Oh okay, that was yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, yeah, okay, vegas't of care or don't Care?
Speaker 1: So let's get it started. As always, I have a
Speaker 1: list of buzz related topics in my hand, and I'll
Speaker 1: read off the headlines and I need best out of three.
Speaker 1: I need two cares in order to read the story.
Speaker 1: You guys will tell me. Okay, two cares your first
Speaker 1: headline The four A list Celebs you never knew have
Speaker 1: been blacklisted from Vegas. Who care or don't care? I care?
Speaker 1: Got some cares here. So many high profile celebrities are
Speaker 1: known for doing stupid things, and when they go to
Speaker 1: Sin City, their behavior only gets stupider. In fact, there's
Speaker 1: four famous celebrities who've been permanently banned from the blackjack
Speaker 1: tables of luxury casinos on the Strip. The most recent
Speaker 1: and publicized band was for Hollywood superstar Ben Affleck in
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen. But he's like a huge gambler. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: was respectfully asked to leave the hard Rock casino after
Speaker 1: being caught blatantly counting cards at one of the blackjack tables.
Speaker 1: You know, Ben Affleck, was it cheater, right, Matt Damon
Speaker 1: wouldn't do that. Shortly after, Ben was notified of a
Speaker 1: lifetime band from their casino, although apparently he's still welcome
Speaker 1: to go visit the hotel part anytime he wants. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: well that's stupid. Then, in two thousand and ten, Grammy
Speaker 1: winning rapper Lil Wayne was forcibly removed from the Wind
Speaker 1: Casino and was issued a lifetime ban because they refused
Speaker 1: to divulge any specific details about why, but evidence points
Speaker 1: to large over consumption of alcohol that led to erratically
Speaker 1: aggressive behavior on the casino floor. I mean, pretty stereotypical
Speaker 1: little wine. That guy little He gets kicked out of
Speaker 1: his own concerts. That's how wasted he always is. And
Speaker 1: to get kicked out of a casino for being wasted
Speaker 1: in Vegas takes a lot. Like we were in this
Speaker 1: bar where we're broadcasting live. I was here last night
Speaker 1: with our boss who was falling asleep at the table,
Speaker 1: and he even didn't get kicked out. Yeah, no matter
Speaker 1: where you are, you can't fall asleep in a bar. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not cool. So Also in two thousand and nine,
Speaker 1: former NBA superstar Alan Iverson was ejected from the MGM
Speaker 1: in Greektown Casinos after he was caught throwing cards and
Speaker 1: chips at blackjack. He was berating casino employees and customers
Speaker 1: and refusing to pay after losing a ten thousand dollars
Speaker 1: sports bet. He be cool, man, you got the money.
Speaker 1: I would do the same. If I say everyone's getting in,
Speaker 1: I don't care. And this is my favorite. In two
Speaker 1: thousand and six, Paris Hilton was playing blackjack at the
Speaker 1: Paris Hotel and Casino the Irony, and in a bold move,
Speaker 1: she decided to bet one hundred and seventy five thousand
Speaker 1: dollars Bentley, and she ended up losing the hand. And
Speaker 1: not only did she lose her vehicle, she also lost
Speaker 1: her right to ever enter the Paris casino again, because
Speaker 1: when her father heard about her reckless spending, he called
Speaker 1: the hotel and asked that his daughter never be allowed
Speaker 1: to gamble her again. And they listened to daddy, and
Speaker 1: now Paris Hilton is permanently banned from the Paris getting grounded. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's essentially what her dad did. Okay, let's see.
Speaker 1: If you guys care about this one, you won't believe
Speaker 1: where you're allowed to gamble in Vegas? Now care, don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I care. I don't care. What skip
Speaker 1: it couldn't We could have all gone later, Just scamble
Speaker 1: in the Casa DA all right, proving on next headline,
Speaker 1: ever dream about swimming in the Belagio fountains? Yes, for
Speaker 1: this story, you'll never dream about it again. I don't care.
Speaker 1: Super care care, getting lots of cares here. Thousands of
Speaker 1: us have talked about doing it, and even more thought
Speaker 1: about while walking past the famous Belagio fountains jumping in
Speaker 1: to take a swim. You look over that water, you think,
Speaker 1: you know, I wonder what it would be like to
Speaker 1: swim in that paradise. Seems cool, seems inviting and refreshing totally.
Speaker 1: But you might want to think twice because turns out
Speaker 1: all of the fountains and manmade lakes on the Vegas
Speaker 1: Strip you something called gray water. Oh that graywater. It's
Speaker 1: recycled water from the hotel sinks, bathtubs and showers throughout. Hey,
Speaker 1: you guys, that's very green living. I'm glad that they
Speaker 1: do that. It's very responsible for the environment. Screw green. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just part of the city's ordinance to conserve as much
Speaker 1: water as possible. So reuse some dirty water. Hey, don't
Speaker 1: let that splesh on your face. Yes, so next time
Speaker 1: you want to dip your toe into some laker or
Speaker 1: water effects, just think twice about doing it. Don't drink
Speaker 1: the Bellagio water. Next headline the most expensive hotel room
Speaker 1: in Vegas, and you won't believe what's inside. I care.
Speaker 1: I was definitely not in that. I think Sue Lynn
Speaker 1: was in it on maybe you guys care, yes, care care.
Speaker 1: So if you want to live like a baller for
Speaker 1: one incredible night in the city of sin there's hundreds
Speaker 1: of penthouse sweets and villas that are gaudy and gorgeous.
Speaker 1: But did you know the most expensive hotel suite. I'll
Speaker 1: just say, if it's good enough for j Lo, Miley, Cyrus,
Speaker 1: and Justin Bieber, then it might be worth splurging on.
Speaker 1: It costs thirty five thousand dollars a night. That's a
Speaker 1: purely salary. It's called the Nobu Villa, located in the
Speaker 1: nob It's worth it. It's located in the Nobu Hotel
Speaker 1: inside of Caesar's Palace. So what do you get with
Speaker 1: the Nobu Villa. It comes with three bedrooms, including a
Speaker 1: master suite with its own private deck featuring an imported
Speaker 1: Japanese maple tree on it jells because I can tell
Speaker 1: a difference between an imported one and a non imported one.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like, this is a Canadian maple tree. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute. It also has a sauna and massage room,
Speaker 1: a massive terrace with its own bar and twenty four
Speaker 1: hour bartender. It comes with a Zen garden, multiple dining areas,
Speaker 1: a private sushi bar with an expert sushi chef who's
Speaker 1: been thrown into Japan. Cool. Oh my god, they're imparting
Speaker 1: everything from Japan. But you know he's just gonna be like,
Speaker 1: here's salmon on rice. Yeah, exactly. And there's also a
Speaker 1: personal butler included with the room. But for some reason,
Speaker 1: around the clock room service from the Nobu restaurant downstairs
Speaker 1: is not included. That actually costs extra. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: so you're just getting wasted and eating raw fish all weekends.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a bad combination. It's one hundred and
Speaker 1: ten degrees. Let's eat some raw tuna and hob It's
Speaker 1: a zen garden, Like what do you know what comes
Speaker 1: to Vegas to get zen man for the gardens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and finally, Young Jeffreys joke of the day always care
Speaker 1: Knock knocks there here breaking it? Ye, Jeff, you hit
Speaker 1: a laugh soundtrack. We always do that. That's care don't care.
Speaker 1: Bage's edition. Jubil is missing from his own birthday party.
Speaker 1: We're here live in Las Vegas. Jose is getting the
Speaker 1: tattoo We're live on the Moving ninety two five Facebook page,
Speaker 1: and we're coming up next with something I don't know
Speaker 1: what it is. We're cheers. I'm drunk.