Speaker 1: It's awkward. It's Tuesday. It's brooking Jubels awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1: You know, house parties can get out of control. I know,
Speaker 1: I've been some crazy ones. One time, we're playing trivial
Speaker 1: pursuit and yeah, my friend Brian totally guessed at the
Speaker 1: answer and he we found out that he had looked
Speaker 1: at the card earlier and saw the answer to the
Speaker 1: question that was asked. Yeah. Man, it was crazy at
Speaker 1: that party. Yeah, the story again, I missed all the details,
Speaker 1: were playing pursuit. My friend Brian read the answer beforehand. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh god, it was nuts. I don't know who I
Speaker 1: hate more right now? You were, Brian. You know, house
Speaker 1: parties can lead to a lot of awkward conversations the
Speaker 1: morning after two like that one I had out with
Speaker 1: Brian and the one that Jimmy is going to have
Speaker 1: to have in today's awkward Tuesday phone call. Apparently some
Speaker 1: thing got really strange at a house party that he
Speaker 1: went to recently. What's up, Jimmy, Hey guys, how's it going?
Speaker 1: So tell us a little bit about your situation. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I need some help for sure. So I went to
Speaker 1: a house party with some co workers or mine and
Speaker 1: it was a great party. Everything's cool. Who won trivial pursuit? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there were no board games there. But um, I hook
Speaker 1: up with this like super hot chick who was there?
Speaker 1: Okay at a party? Yeah that's what you do. Okay, Wait,
Speaker 1: I forget this house party. Is this a friend of
Speaker 1: yours or a co worker's house? No? No, I was
Speaker 1: through work, but I went with my co workers. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you didn't know this girl. Well, as it turns out,
Speaker 1: I do really Okay, Yeah, so I met this party,
Speaker 1: meets this incredibly attractive girl. Things go well, we like
Speaker 1: sort of duck off into the launcher room. Oh, you
Speaker 1: guys hooked up there. You did laundry day. You do
Speaker 1: not understand any of you guys. You guys did laundry.
Speaker 1: That's so fun. I've done that a lot of parties.
Speaker 1: Oh I wish you were really just n even real life,
Speaker 1: to be honest. So you guys went into the laundry room,
Speaker 1: and I'm assuming you didn't do laundry in there. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: we didn't do laundry. Um we hook up. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is great, this is awesome. Come out tell my
Speaker 1: co workers, like, do you will not believe I just
Speaker 1: hooked up with the hottest check. They're like, oh, which
Speaker 1: one issue? So I point her out and that's when
Speaker 1: my co workers inform me that that's our boss's daughter.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, he's up having pictures of like his
Speaker 1: kids or like anything about his family at the office.
Speaker 1: I had no idea how savage of her to go
Speaker 1: to her dad's work parties and hook up with his employees.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I mean one my friends told me that
Speaker 1: she's known to be a little crazy, but like, I
Speaker 1: can't date her right and I can't go out with
Speaker 1: her after finding out who she is. Okay, wait, does
Speaker 1: she want to go out with you again? Or was
Speaker 1: this just like a one night No? No, I left
Speaker 1: it like after we hooked up in the launchry room,
Speaker 1: we exchanged numbers, and within like twenty minutes, she started
Speaker 1: texting me about when we were going to hang out again,
Speaker 1: and it's been NonStop since then. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: just don't know how to get out of it. And
Speaker 1: I'm not like quick to respond, but I don't know,
Speaker 1: like I don't want to piss her off and screw
Speaker 1: up my career. Yeah yeah, and then you probably don't
Speaker 1: want to date her and also screw up your career. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't date that's that's for sure. I just got
Speaker 1: to figure out how to get out of this without
Speaker 1: it blowing up in my face. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: that you can. This is bad. Just quit your job
Speaker 1: now so that you can have a reference. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I didn't at this company for a while. It's like
Speaker 1: I'm on a career track. I can't afford to just
Speaker 1: like quit my job and start up someplace new. Right.
Speaker 1: Please tell me for your awkward Tuesday phone call. You
Speaker 1: want to call your boss and break the news to
Speaker 1: him and said, no, I wanted to know nothing about it.
Speaker 1: So what I need to figure out is how I
Speaker 1: can end it with her without kissing her off and
Speaker 1: mentioning in it. I just need to make it like
Speaker 1: smooth and easy without any problems. Have you ever tried
Speaker 1: faking your own death? I mean, it crossed my mind.
Speaker 1: This is a tough one. I don't really know how
Speaker 1: you get out of it. Yeah, all angles are weird,
Speaker 1: and you screwed yourself during the hookup by giving her
Speaker 1: all sorts of lines like I'm assuming you told her
Speaker 1: how much you liked her, and yeah, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's part of hooking up. Like I didn't know what
Speaker 1: was going to come back to be, Like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: my boss's daughter. What about just marrying her and just
Speaker 1: sticking with it. I know it's funny and ridiculous, but like,
Speaker 1: this is serious. My career is on the line if
Speaker 1: I screwed this up, like it's not even worth going
Speaker 1: back into work. And I need like real helpful advice
Speaker 1: on how to get away from this without destroying my career. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is what they call a catch twenty two. All right, well,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, give you some advice,
Speaker 1: and then you can make your awkward Tuesday phone call. Okay, okay, guys,
Speaker 1: thanks so much. It's awkward, it's Tuesday. It's brooking Jubels
Speaker 1: awkward Tuesday phone call. Breaking up with somebody is never easy,
Speaker 1: especially if that person could have you fired. And that's
Speaker 1: the problem that Jimmy is having today. Who's on the
Speaker 1: phone to do an awkward Tuesday phone call. He was
Speaker 1: at a party a little while ago and hooked up
Speaker 1: with this girl named Aaron, and Aaron happens to be
Speaker 1: his boss's daughter. Oh man, he didn't know it at
Speaker 1: the time. But after they hooked up, he found out
Speaker 1: and she's been wanting to go out again, texting him
Speaker 1: a lot, and he needs to call her and say
Speaker 1: he doesn't think it's a good idea if they go
Speaker 1: out again, and he doesn't really know how to do it.
Speaker 1: That's why he wanted our advice. And Jimmy, I've got
Speaker 1: some advice for you. Okay, don't do it. That's the
Speaker 1: only advice I have. Just don't do it. Just continue
Speaker 1: to date her and hopefully everything works out. That is
Speaker 1: a horrible piece of advice, Like that is not good. Yeah, Jimmy,
Speaker 1: why can't you just call her and tell her, Hey,
Speaker 1: I really like you, but you're the boss's daughter. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that when we hooked up. I don't think
Speaker 1: we should see each other anymore. Like that seems pretty
Speaker 1: cut and dry to me, Like yeah, no, I mean
Speaker 1: that that's the truth, And like I can try that
Speaker 1: and hope she doesn't freak out home me, but you
Speaker 1: know it, who knows what's gonna happen. I think the
Speaker 1: key here is to be honest. But then also really
Speaker 1: like point out that it's not her, it's the job thing,
Speaker 1: Like if you would if her dad wasn't your boss,
Speaker 1: you'd totally be down to date her, you know, good action,
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure. Okay, I mean I totally I would
Speaker 1: totally want to get to know her more. But I
Speaker 1: saved that for her. Okay, I'm gonna dollar phone of
Speaker 1: her right now. Let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? I guess? Okay, good enough for me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her right now then. Hello, Hey, uh Aaron,
Speaker 1: it's Chimmy. Oh Hey, what's up? What are you up
Speaker 1: to you? Uh? Not too much? What about you? Oh?
Speaker 1: Not much. I was kind of waiting for you to
Speaker 1: call to take me a little bit. What's going on? Um? Well,
Speaker 1: so this is a little awkward, I guess. But the
Speaker 1: other night when I met you, I mean it was
Speaker 1: great meeting you. Yeah, I was great meeting you too,
Speaker 1: like a you know, I've thought about you a lot since,
Speaker 1: like that night. So yeah and I they have been
Speaker 1: thinking about you. But what are we going to hang out? Silly?
Speaker 1: Oh so that's kind of why I was calling. Um.
Speaker 1: So I'm like free tonight, Um, um, I free tomorrow
Speaker 1: if you're you know, if you have the time. I mean,
Speaker 1: I would love to hang out to a movie or
Speaker 1: something to night. We could also go out to like dinner.
Speaker 1: It's a really great restaurant near me. I mean I
Speaker 1: would love to, but there's like one small problem, Okay,
Speaker 1: is when I met you, I didn't know that your
Speaker 1: father is my boss. Okay, so what like I knew?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know that your dad would appreciate
Speaker 1: one of his employees like dating his daughter. Well, it's
Speaker 1: not like a high school or something. It's like it's
Speaker 1: not really his business. I mean I don't really see
Speaker 1: a big is is all I'm saying, Um, yeah, I
Speaker 1: like it shouldn't be a big deal, but like if
Speaker 1: it was, like it could be really bad for me.
Speaker 1: And I think you're great, but I just like we
Speaker 1: are you thinkidding me? Are you like saying that like
Speaker 1: you don't want to like hang out with me just
Speaker 1: because like you work for my dad. I mean it's
Speaker 1: not like I mean, like I think that it was
Speaker 1: really awesome. We had a really like hot night. I
Speaker 1: mean I'm worried about I'm only like it sounds terrible,
Speaker 1: but like I'm just worried about like my standing at
Speaker 1: the company. It's not about I just don't like the
Speaker 1: idea of you just being like, oh, well, it's all over,
Speaker 1: We're not going to talk anymore. Like just because of that,
Speaker 1: it makes me feel like you think I like I'm
Speaker 1: a skank or something. I didn't do this all the time,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, really, like when you do that all
Speaker 1: the time, I mean like you like, no, I'm being
Speaker 1: amazing factor watching rooms all over the city. The fool girl.
Speaker 1: What you're not like the first guy that like has
Speaker 1: worked for my dad that I've never like hooked up with. Okay,
Speaker 1: what you poked up with other people from the office? Yeah,
Speaker 1: can I ask who? Not that it's any of your business.
Speaker 1: So like, um, Paul, like a couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: and then like a couple like months ago whatever, Like
Speaker 1: I didn't even don't you know. I'm like Brad, the
Speaker 1: guy who's got let go months ago. I don't know
Speaker 1: if he was like or no, we are not still talking.
Speaker 1: I got fired a month ago for like no reason.
Speaker 1: No one none of us knew why he got let go.
Speaker 1: Well I don't. I mean that was like around the
Speaker 1: same time or whatever. But I don't think that has
Speaker 1: anything to do with it. You don't think it has
Speaker 1: anything to do with this, No, I don't. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know you might have been as employee. I
Speaker 1: have no idea. I don't work at that office. You
Speaker 1: probably got fired because you told your dad. Like, just
Speaker 1: stop being a little about this, Okay, Like, obviously we
Speaker 1: hit it off. It has nothing to do with anything
Speaker 1: that we're talking about. I think that we should date.
Speaker 1: I think we should see each other. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: didn't you have a good time? Yeah? I had, I
Speaker 1: had a great tun But like, well, then don't ruin everything,
Speaker 1: and like, let's forget about this conversation and like let's
Speaker 1: go out tonight or whatever I mean, or you can whatever.
Speaker 1: Break this off and stop talking to me, and then
Speaker 1: my dad will definitely know what kind of guy you are.
Speaker 1: Are you trying to black Oh god, you are such
Speaker 1: a Dramaally, No, I'm not trying to blackmail you. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to give you options so you can choose.
Speaker 1: I don't want to choose. Okay, Well, either you take
Speaker 1: me out and I don't tell my God, or you
Speaker 1: don't and I do. So what's it gonna be? H,
Speaker 1: I It's not gonna What's well, why are you guys
Speaker 1: taking so long? Help me? Jimmy now that you've given in,
Speaker 1: he's begging, what's up, Aaron, What the who's this? Hey? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a Brook and Jewel in the morning. It's a
Speaker 1: radio show. Have you been on the phone the whole time? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We have. Jimmy emailed us because he told us about
Speaker 1: his problem. He really likes you, but he feels like
Speaker 1: it's a bad idea to date the boss's daughter. So
Speaker 1: he asked us what he should do, and we convinced
Speaker 1: him to call you on the radio. And oh my god,
Speaker 1: what a little god. I don't know what's new? Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? Jimmy? You call up a radio station
Speaker 1: with me online just to like, what because you can't
Speaker 1: handle your own problem? I just, you know, I can
Speaker 1: handle my own problems. I just like what happened and
Speaker 1: the guy to like tin me up against a washing machine.
Speaker 1: This is not the same that where I know who
Speaker 1: you were. That's normal, Jimmy, but not thanking the boss's daughter. Jimmy,
Speaker 1: I guess, I mean, this is stupid enough, but to
Speaker 1: like try to surprise me like I didn't even understand
Speaker 1: what your motivation behind it. This is so dumb. Hey, Jillian,
Speaker 1: up to you. Two lovebirds do you really want to
Speaker 1: force somebody into dating you? Is that really how you
Speaker 1: want this to go down? Well, I think he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to date me, like for sure, And I just
Speaker 1: think that he's a little bit about it, Like just
Speaker 1: because my dad is his boss, it shouldn't be his
Speaker 1: david deal, especially with the chemistry that we had. I
Speaker 1: just I didn't want your dad to find out about
Speaker 1: us and get me fired. Well, he's definitely gonna find
Speaker 1: out now, and he's definitely gonna find out what kind
Speaker 1: of guy you are. I mean, like I would have
Speaker 1: said nice things at one point, but what this is bullshit?
Speaker 1: And don't say anything to him there. You don't need
Speaker 1: to like involve him. That's how I'm trying to avoid. Well,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have involved him if you hadn't been such
Speaker 1: about this. This is so absurd, Like, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: probably gonna say something, come on, Aaron's like, please don't, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, is there anything I can like say to
Speaker 1: convince you not to tell him to mention it. If
Speaker 1: you respect me and if you value your job, then
Speaker 1: you will get off this phone line with me at
Speaker 1: this radio station and we will talk about this in
Speaker 1: private over the phone, not with a radio station. Gotten
Speaker 1: knows how many people listening to talk us out. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, If you do not get up this phone
Speaker 1: right now and call me back in three seconds, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna call him instead. I'm going to call him up
Speaker 1: and tell him. Okay, No, three two one, Jimmy er
Speaker 1: is eron? There too? Is anybody there? Eron? Yeah? I'm
Speaker 1: still here. Okay, Jimmy, are you there? No? You made
Speaker 1: him paying up, Aaron, I will say, impressive, Eric, you
Speaker 1: are a commanding woman. It doesn't mean I'm happy about
Speaker 1: the situation. And I am not hearing a beep through
Speaker 1: on my phone yet at all. So you know what
Speaker 1: I thought, You know, I thought that, like people call
Speaker 1: me immature, but like because I'm nineteen or whatever. But
Speaker 1: like he's this is ridiculous. It's like, yeah, probably it
Speaker 1: sounds like it. Aaron. Well, we'll let you get off
Speaker 1: the phone so you can wait for Jimmy's phone call. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh there he is a little finally calling through. All right, bye?
Speaker 1: Alright broken Jupil in the morning,