Speaker 1: Cerebellum, Teletubby's on ice that one time in third grade
Speaker 1: when you accidentally called your pe teacher mommy and she
Speaker 1: seemed to like it. Brook and Jewel in the morning.
Speaker 1: There are plenty of things that can be in your mind,
Speaker 1: but there's an unlimited number of things that can be
Speaker 1: on your mind, and sometimes having all those weird thoughts
Speaker 1: up there can be distracting and overwhelming. And that's why
Speaker 1: this is the part of the show where we do
Speaker 1: some cleaning of what's been kicking around inside our noodles.
Speaker 1: That makes sense, Yeah, there's not a lot in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it did write in a weird way. It's a segment
Speaker 1: called What's on your Mind where we go around the
Speaker 1: room and get some things off of our chest and
Speaker 1: our other body parts too. It just depends on what's
Speaker 1: where so we can focus on more important things for
Speaker 1: the rest of the day. So, Brooke, what's been on
Speaker 1: your mind lately? Well, my feelings are hurt again this year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's because of you. I'm gonna tell you that
Speaker 1: right now. I think you are bullying me and leaving
Speaker 1: me out. I'm like I would say, I'm like the
Speaker 1: last kid picked for kickball if I was ever picked
Speaker 1: at all. Because every year, all you guys do is
Speaker 1: you do your fantasy thing with the fantasy football, you
Speaker 1: do your leagues. Then it all starts and guess what
Speaker 1: you always forget. You always forget to ask me to
Speaker 1: be in your league. Kind of think you like it.
Speaker 1: You always tell me to be quiet. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: if I like it or not. What matters is being
Speaker 1: invited and feeling good, like you're part of the group.
Speaker 1: You know, I will say, because Jewels in it, Jake
Speaker 1: is in it, Jeffrey's in its pose it. You have
Speaker 1: a listener league for fantasy and I'm not even invited
Speaker 1: to play in That is true. I'm sorry. I guess
Speaker 1: I just never think about it. That's the problem. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I play every year, but I don't pay attention to
Speaker 1: my team. You can take care of my team if
Speaker 1: you want, you can have my team. I would love that. Actually,
Speaker 1: somebody would, actually somebody would actually change the lineup. It
Speaker 1: is confusing, Brook when you like hate on it so vocally. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe I was hating on it because I was hurt.
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought of that? Everything? I can't. It
Speaker 1: knows only bullies because they're really hurting on the inside
Speaker 1: exac exactly. It's the only reason I'm acting out. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: next year I'm gonna ask you, and you can't say
Speaker 1: no your brook you start your own lead. You don't
Speaker 1: invite Jose. Alright, Jose, what's on your mind? Well, what's
Speaker 1: on my mind is in the past, I would say,
Speaker 1: like month and a half, the only girls that message
Speaker 1: me in DM ME have like four kids or more
Speaker 1: like multiple kids. That's a lot of kill a lot
Speaker 1: of them. And they're always like four kids with eight
Speaker 1: different baby dads or something and offlicated situation. And listen,
Speaker 1: girls with kids have always been on me, and I
Speaker 1: love that. It's not about I love kids, you know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm a mother and I don't even want four
Speaker 1: of them. But what I'm saying is like, what am
Speaker 1: I doing? I don't know what my thing is. Every
Speaker 1: single time I click on their Facebook page, it's like
Speaker 1: cover photo eight kids holding hands, all theirs. Maybe they
Speaker 1: see you as another kid that they could take care of.
Speaker 1: You think of that I didn't not. They're like, hey,
Speaker 1: after the eighth one, I tied everything up. Now I
Speaker 1: can't have anymore. Biologically, I'll just sort of adopt by
Speaker 1: dating one. I think if you haven't followed me or
Speaker 1: seeing me on Instagram anywhere, I've been gaining weight again, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's my right. Yeah, and I think my dad bod
Speaker 1: is coming so full force. My belly is bigger, my
Speaker 1: chin is getting bigger. I think I look like a
Speaker 1: father now I'm looking like older, Like I'm transforming in
Speaker 1: a level seven dad bod. Before a little chubby, Now
Speaker 1: I'm chubby. Like I'm officially there denying it. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I think they're just like he can take care of
Speaker 1: my kids, right, he can obviously feed himself of him.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I'll go hit on me online.
Speaker 1: Let me know what I look like and why I'm
Speaker 1: getting hit on by families large families. Okay, Jeff, what's
Speaker 1: on your mind today. I'm going through a weird phase
Speaker 1: in my life right now, guys. Okay, it's about the
Speaker 1: beard in the long air. No, maybe that's part of it.
Speaker 1: But I've been really obsessed with birds. What do you
Speaker 1: mean It's like you're gonna be one of those birder
Speaker 1: people that like go on vacation and bring binoculars and
Speaker 1: just sit out of a field for eight hours. I
Speaker 1: funniest thing you mentioned. I just bought myself some binoculars
Speaker 1: so I can keep watching the birds outside of my house. Jeff,
Speaker 1: I've always sort of thought of you as an old lady,
Speaker 1: and now you're really owning it, and I love it.
Speaker 1: I love them. I don't know. I bought normal bird feeder.
Speaker 1: I got a hummingbird feeder. I make the nectar for
Speaker 1: the hummingbird. D guy in the weirdest people that wait cool.
Speaker 1: They're so fast and they fly like in tandem with others,
Speaker 1: like they're like fighter jets, and they're like so cool,
Speaker 1: and then I can't help it. I don't know you
Speaker 1: are eighty. I kind of like it because it'll make
Speaker 1: Christmas gifts easier. Like just another bird book. That sounds great.
Speaker 1: So if anybody wants to come over and you watch
Speaker 1: some spurts with me, or maybe instead of doing song
Speaker 1: or the Week, I can just do a weekly Ted
Speaker 1: Talks song. I think it'd be great. Let me know.
Speaker 1: Text it sent for play song in the week with
Speaker 1: birds Bird Times. Oh god, Ju, what's been on your mind?
Speaker 1: What's on my mind is internet trolls, and more specifically
Speaker 1: how terrible they are at insults. If you really pay
Speaker 1: attention to trolls, they're really best. So I made a
Speaker 1: video and it was a very innocent video, and I
Speaker 1: put it on Facebook. It's got like five hundred thousand
Speaker 1: views now and like thousands of shares, so it's great.
Speaker 1: But my thirteen year old stepdaughter she missed the bus,
Speaker 1: and her excuse to she didn't know what time it was.
Speaker 1: So me and wife, as a joke, went to the
Speaker 1: store and bought a ton of clocks and put them
Speaker 1: all around her room and video and videotaped her reaction.
Speaker 1: It's a very innocent video where we're just messing with her,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, all these troll comments
Speaker 1: coming in talking about how we're horrible parents. I been
Speaker 1: talking about my wife's looks. Everybody talks about my looks anyway,
Speaker 1: that's fine, but it's just like talking about the way
Speaker 1: that Bella, the thirty year old dresses to go to school.
Speaker 1: People are ripping on her clothes like you're ribbing on
Speaker 1: a thirteen year olds close, and the insults are just
Speaker 1: it's ridiculous. Well, dude, a forty something fifty something year
Speaker 1: old dude is ripping on her school clothes, and then
Speaker 1: I go to his profile and he's got a profile
Speaker 1: picture where he's wearing red crocs. Like, you have no
Speaker 1: business talking about fashion. You shouldn't be allowed on the internet. No,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't. You shouldn't be allowed anywhere. So it's just like,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna troll, at least be creative and have
Speaker 1: some better insults. They're just so bad. I know, I know, right,
Speaker 1: not me. I dress perfectly all the time. Yeah I can't.
Speaker 1: I can identify. There's actually you, You're the one in there,
Speaker 1: like I thought. You get a little offended when I
Speaker 1: mentioned the red crocs. Yeah exactly. I mean, at least
Speaker 1: do one that's more in style, like purple crocs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if he was wearing pearl crocs, be like, all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. I'll go into a room right now and
Speaker 1: tell her she dressed like an idiot. Texting seven eight,
Speaker 1: five nine two. Tell us what's on your mind? Positive
Speaker 1: or negative? Just get it off your chest.