Speaker 1: When's the last time you got kicked out of somewhere?
Speaker 1: Texted in seven eighty five nights too is broken jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning. And it doesn't matter how rich you are,
Speaker 1: or how bubbly of a personality you have, or how
Speaker 1: perfect your hair is. We all experienced low moments in
Speaker 1: our life. Maybe it's because you got dumped, or because
Speaker 1: your car got towed, or because you went to McDonald's
Speaker 1: and you realized that they currently didn't have the mica rib.
Speaker 1: That is not tolerable. No wonder, it's hard to live
Speaker 1: this life. But one of the worst lows is getting
Speaker 1: kicked out of an establishment for doing something stupid. Well,
Speaker 1: one man in North Carolina is making the news today
Speaker 1: after he was booted out of a bar and that
Speaker 1: one bad experience came back to haunt him years later.
Speaker 1: His name is Darren Fells, and nine years ago, Darren
Speaker 1: celebrated his twenty first birthday in the regular way by
Speaker 1: going to a bar, ordering some drinks and being an adult. Ye,
Speaker 1: how is that still haunting you? I mean, isn't that
Speaker 1: like kind of expected, right, Like, Yeah, if you're obnoxious,
Speaker 1: get out of here. Well that's what he did. He
Speaker 1: drank a few beers, had a shot of whiskey, and
Speaker 1: even brought a designated driver along with him for the evening.
Speaker 1: Good job, and according to him, he was acting perfectly reasonable,
Speaker 1: and he was even tipping the bartender every time she
Speaker 1: handed him a drink. He wasn't being loud or rowdy,
Speaker 1: and he wasn't really bothering anybody else. He was just
Speaker 1: hanging out drinking some beers. Sounds like he wasn't doing
Speaker 1: his twenty first birthday, right, but that's just me. Yeah, right, Well,
Speaker 1: after his six beer, I guess the bartender cut him off.
Speaker 1: Apparently state law restricts bars to serve a single patron
Speaker 1: more than six classes of the same drink, so maybe
Speaker 1: he just want to switch drink, so it okay, But
Speaker 1: at that time he didn't know that, and it didn't
Speaker 1: make any sense to him why he was being cut off.
Speaker 1: So naturally, Darren got upset and started being a smartass,
Speaker 1: and he started making snippy remarks so that everybody else
Speaker 1: in the bar could hear him, things like, oh, excuse
Speaker 1: used me, I thought we were in a bar. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: you showed them. Oh yeah, I guess I'm driving tonight.
Speaker 1: A better slow down? Oh, wait a second, I brought
Speaker 1: a designated driver, just throwing a little tantrum. So after
Speaker 1: a few of those comments, the bartender politely asked him
Speaker 1: to leave, but instead he asked to speak with the manager,
Speaker 1: and soon an older woman came out from the back
Speaker 1: room and spoke with him about his complaints, and she
Speaker 1: even offered to serve him another beer out of kindness. Wow,
Speaker 1: I bet that bartender was yeah, like, oh, now, you're
Speaker 1: not even backing me up. Manager, thanks a lot, And
Speaker 1: looking back on that night, that's when Darren thinks he
Speaker 1: might have crossed the line because he drunkenly said, yeah,
Speaker 1: serve me one more beer plus seven beers in a shot,
Speaker 1: because that's exactly how many drinks it would take any
Speaker 1: reasonable man with vision one to hook up with you. Rude. Wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: I was on your side and tell that. And the
Speaker 1: weird part was she bought him, she brought him a
Speaker 1: seven and because she wanted to hook up with him,
Speaker 1: and then they hooked up. Anyway. After that last outburst,
Speaker 1: he was forcibly removed from the bar. Yeah he deserves
Speaker 1: it now, and then banned for life and told never
Speaker 1: to come back. Okay, So fast forward nine years later
Speaker 1: and the bar had been shut down and it turned
Speaker 1: It was turned into a children's activity center with laser
Speaker 1: tag bowling alleys, arcades, and a put put golf place.
Speaker 1: And Darren's life changed a little bit too. He got married,
Speaker 1: had a kid, and has been working for an investment firm. Wow,
Speaker 1: a lot can change in nine years. High, So I
Speaker 1: guess one Saturday he thought he would bring his family
Speaker 1: down there to enjoy the activity center. He paid for
Speaker 1: a round a laser tag, and then when he looked up,
Speaker 1: he saw the same old lady that he insulted almost
Speaker 1: a decade ago. I love it get him. She was
Speaker 1: still managing the place, even though it was converted into
Speaker 1: a children's center, and she was standing right in front
Speaker 1: of him behind the counter, and she looked daring up
Speaker 1: and down, and then said the following She said, quote,
Speaker 1: I still remember you, Oh, daddy different? Maybe I got
Speaker 1: dad bought now right, I'm not twenty one years old anymore.
Speaker 1: At first, I guess he tried playing dumb. What were
Speaker 1: you talking about? Right? Yeah? Even though I know he
Speaker 1: fully remembered too. Anybody would do that, what do you mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Probably the meanest thing he's ever said. In his life.
Speaker 1: And then the woman said to him that I banned
Speaker 1: you from this place for life, not for a few days,
Speaker 1: not for a few years. You're not allowed in here ever, dude.
Speaker 1: So she kicked him out of the Laser Tag place
Speaker 1: in front of his family. Yeah, and that he has
Speaker 1: to explain to his kids. Well one time when daddy
Speaker 1: was twenty one. Yeah, he said he had to explain
Speaker 1: to his wife on the car ride home the reason
Speaker 1: for the awkward encounter and tell his crying kid why
Speaker 1: he can't play laser Tag. Dude, Karma man, non mess
Speaker 1: with You never know when that lady's going to still
Speaker 1: be there. So he's still not allowed back into that establishment.
Speaker 1: And his story went viral. That's why we're talking about it.
Speaker 1: And then we thought, what about our listeners. I guarantee
Speaker 1: you we have some crazy stories out there about people
Speaker 1: getting thrown out of place. Yeah, we're already getting some
Speaker 1: men right now. So text in at seven eight five
Speaker 1: to nine two calls eight six six six six eight
Speaker 1: forty six ninety two and tell us the funniest or
Speaker 1: most ridiculous reason you were ever kicked out of someone.
Speaker 1: We'll take your calls at your text messages. Next, it's
Speaker 1: brook and Jewel in the Morning. Text In at seven
Speaker 1: eight five nine two says, I was kicked out of
Speaker 1: a department store because I kept walking around and posing
Speaker 1: in the windows, pretending to be one of the mannequins,
Speaker 1: and if any shoppers ever stopped to take a closer
Speaker 1: look at me, I would suddenly move and scare them,
Speaker 1: and then he get kicked out for that. That's strange.
Speaker 1: It's Broke and Jewel in the morning. We just told
Speaker 1: you a story about a dude who was kicked out
Speaker 1: of a bar nine years ago, and that bar closed
Speaker 1: down and was turned into a children's activity place, and
Speaker 1: then he went back there with his family and he
Speaker 1: was kicked out again because they said he were banned
Speaker 1: from life from this establishment no matter what. So we
Speaker 1: asked you guys to all in and text us with
Speaker 1: the craziest stories of you ever being kicked out of somewhere,
Speaker 1: and let's just go to the phones. Right, Hello, Anthony
Speaker 1: is Anthony? I'm going no, Carol, A big difference there, Carol.
Speaker 1: What's up power you? Hey? I'm good. How are you
Speaker 1: guys doing good? What's the craziest place you've ever been
Speaker 1: kicked out of Okay, So I remember this one time
Speaker 1: when I was eight years old, I actually got kicked
Speaker 1: out of the Brownies, like the whole organization. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: the girl Scout. Yea, how do you get kicked out
Speaker 1: of that? So we were doing this little camping trip
Speaker 1: to get some more badges or whatever. And it's a
Speaker 1: little later at night and they let us have like
Speaker 1: some smores and stuff. We're sitting around a campfire and
Speaker 1: instead of doing kumbay yah, we were telling like ghost stories.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And so my turn came up, and my
Speaker 1: dad had told me a story that freaked the heck
Speaker 1: out of me, and so I thought it'd be pretty funny,
Speaker 1: and well I tell the ghost story and I end
Speaker 1: up making three girl and my entire truth cry so
Speaker 1: bad like their parents had to come pick them up.
Speaker 1: It really, you ruined the whole camping trip with a
Speaker 1: ghost story that hasn't been a good Yeah, seriously, way
Speaker 1: to go down. Yeah, okay, it's also must be very
Speaker 1: dark and murderous. Yeah. It was like a three hour
Speaker 1: long movie basically, but in story forms. Yeah. All the
Speaker 1: counselors are like, what is their problem? Yea, I know.
Speaker 1: And there was a clown named Pennywise. Who oh yeah, damn,
Speaker 1: that's pretty bad to get kicked out of a whole organization.
Speaker 1: Yea for a ghost story. Hey Julia, what's the funniest
Speaker 1: reason you were ever kicked out of somewhere? Okay, so
Speaker 1: this happened like maybe a decade ago. Um, but I
Speaker 1: was with my boyfriend and we went to a Kenny
Speaker 1: G concert. Don't tell me you got kicked out of
Speaker 1: Kenny G. Would you stand up or something at a
Speaker 1: Kenny G concert? Like that's how you can get kicked
Speaker 1: out of this applauded too loud. Oh well, we uh.
Speaker 1: We were sitting in the audience and really enjoying ourselves.
Speaker 1: But then Kenny started holding a single note on his saxophone,
Speaker 1: and I swear it felt like eight minutes. It was
Speaker 1: so long, and it just kept going, and my boyfriend
Speaker 1: finally yelled, turn off the fire alarm. Oh many, concert,
Speaker 1: you must have gotten a lot of dirty looks. Oh god,
Speaker 1: we got booed right and left. I mean everybody was
Speaker 1: just turned towards us and started screaming and booing, and
Speaker 1: security that czy right, and security came and escorted us out.
Speaker 1: You know what, that's an amazing story. Not many people
Speaker 1: can say that they made such a disruption at a
Speaker 1: Kenny G concert that they goticked out. Not many people
Speaker 1: under the age of I think sixty go to Kenny
Speaker 1: G concerts. You may have been the only one to
Speaker 1: ever write. Yeah, I know, that is definitely something to
Speaker 1: brag about. Anthony. What's the funniest reason you were ever
Speaker 1: kicked out of somewhere? Well, I was kicked out of
Speaker 1: a bar in New York for yawning too much. Why
Speaker 1: would they kick you out? What was there? I mean,
Speaker 1: I've been kicked out of a bar for the same
Speaker 1: reason before, for yawning. Yeah, go ahead, go ahead of
Speaker 1: the story though, Anthony. Yeah, I mean it was just
Speaker 1: really humiliating. You know. I just had a bunch of
Speaker 1: apple tiders and the bartender was like, your yawning is
Speaker 1: bringing down the place and have to ask you the league,
Speaker 1: so you're gonna have to go bumming me out for me.
Speaker 1: I just thought I was tired and told me I
Speaker 1: had to leave because I was yawning. But it wasn't
Speaker 1: because you were wasted and they thought you were going
Speaker 1: to pass out at any point. I wasn't even that. No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't even that drunk that time. Really. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: you can't put your head down on the bar, like
Speaker 1: you can't sleep, or they'll they'll kick you out. But
Speaker 1: i'd never heard anthony of somebody getting kicked out for
Speaker 1: just bringing down the general mood of bar when they're yawning.
Speaker 1: It is very New York, but you are not hip
Speaker 1: enough to be here. I got another text in at
Speaker 1: seven eight five nine two that says my girlfriend and
Speaker 1: I were kicked out of a bar a few weeks
Speaker 1: ago for excessive kissing. We're making out one of the booths,
Speaker 1: and apparently we're so sloppy it made other people in
Speaker 1: the bar. I got kicked out of a bar for
Speaker 1: kissing someone. Yeah, I was a gay bar and I
Speaker 1: was kissing a dude. So they're like, didn't like it. No,
Speaker 1: they didn't like and we weren't even like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get out of your stupid breeders always coming in
Speaker 1: here for had of sexual stuff, and I'm like, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we were way back in a corner. We weren't making it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the throwing buckets of water on you where I really
Speaker 1: honestly was kicked out of it. It was a gay
Speaker 1: strip club too, so they were like not into it.
Speaker 1: I know, what's the funniest reason you ever kicked out
Speaker 1: of somewhere? I got kicked out of a hookah bar
Speaker 1: when I was eighteen for piercing it. Thus year, why
Speaker 1: are you piercing bar? Ask you to pierce that? Are
Speaker 1: you just walked up to some random dude and pierces
Speaker 1: He did ask me. He asked me. I don't know
Speaker 1: how it came up in conversation. We were all pretty drunk,
Speaker 1: but he was sitting next to me and he was like,
Speaker 1: I really like you eating. So I was like, oh, thanks,
Speaker 1: because like I've always one of my ears pierce and you,
Speaker 1: being drunk, thought it was a good idea to be
Speaker 1: like off, here's foot years and he was like really yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was like right here, he's like okay, and
Speaker 1: I like straight up pierce his ear with my ear
Speaker 1: oh man, bleeding profusely, and they were like you have
Speaker 1: to go, and I was like why it looks so good? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like that's the best ear piercing job I've ever done.
Speaker 1: I could stay here and just pierce everybody's ears if
Speaker 1: you want. I set a station. Hello Brook and jewble
Speaker 1: in the morning. Who's this? This is Brian. Brian, what's
Speaker 1: the funniest reason you ever kicked out of somewhere? Me
Speaker 1: and my friends were watching our Seahawks, came at a
Speaker 1: bar and I ordered some pizza for the table and
Speaker 1: a little rectangle comes out cut into four pieces, and
Speaker 1: we weren't too happy about that. So that is a flatbread.
Speaker 1: That's not a pizza. Yeah exactly, he's like. We ended
Speaker 1: up ordering pizza to be delivered to the restaurant. Pep
Speaker 1: that pizza in there. Yeah. Most places won't let you
Speaker 1: do that, especially if they're already That one was fine,
Speaker 1: but we were still hungry, so we ordered another one. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just rubbing it in way too much. Keep texting
Speaker 1: in calls eight six six six eight forty six ninety two.
Speaker 1: What's the funniest reason you were ever kicked out of somewhere?
Speaker 1: We'll take more calls right after this. It's brooken jool
Speaker 1: in the morning text in at seven eight five to
Speaker 1: nine two says I got really drunk once and purchased
Speaker 1: several cases of water and several packages of oreos at
Speaker 1: a drug store. Then I took them over to a
Speaker 1: mall and started offering them to everybody that passed by,
Speaker 1: including kids. Somebody reported me in a mall security and
Speaker 1: I wasn't allowed back for a year because it's weird.
Speaker 1: That's productive drunk. Yeah seriously, calls eight six six six
Speaker 1: eight forty six ninety two text in seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two. What's the funniest reason you've ever been kicked
Speaker 1: out of somewhere? Hello, Brook and Jewel in the morning.
Speaker 1: Who's this? This is Jonathan? Jonathan, what's the funniest reason
Speaker 1: you were ever kicked out of the place? I was
Speaker 1: kicked off the bumper cars as an adult. Why were
Speaker 1: you too aggressive? Basically? So I went to an amusement
Speaker 1: park and the gentleman running the ride is one of
Speaker 1: those guys who's been running it for like his entire life. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: uh yeah, one of those. So I accidentally did one
Speaker 1: of those head ons and he literally stops the whole ride,
Speaker 1: comes over to me and starts scolding me like a
Speaker 1: little kid, asking me if I knew how to read
Speaker 1: and all this stuff. So he lets me go again,
Speaker 1: and as I'm coming around, you know, I just start
Speaker 1: cursing the guy out in front of all these kids. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that got me kicked out. I was just got really
Speaker 1: fired up. So he stopped it again and you know,
Speaker 1: made a steam and then he tried to put his
Speaker 1: hands on me and all of that went bad. I
Speaker 1: wish I would have been there for that. That sounds exciting,
Speaker 1: way more exciting than anything I've seen having bumper cars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I kind of you know, maybe I maybe
Speaker 1: hammed it up a little bit. You know, it seems
Speaker 1: like a good moment to you know, like, if I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get kicked off this, I might as well make
Speaker 1: it work. Yeah. By the way, trying to fight a carney,
Speaker 1: I don't recommend that those guys are grizzled and have
Speaker 1: been through it all. Like that guy probably had a
Speaker 1: razorblade in his mouth and would have spit it out
Speaker 1: and cut you with it in an instant. That was
Speaker 1: You're lucky you just got kicked out. Don't fight Carnis.
Speaker 1: That is a very good lesson. I got kicked out
Speaker 1: of Toys r Us once for riding a bike in
Speaker 1: an out in the aisle. You've been like that what
Speaker 1: the bikes are for? I haven't been kicked out of
Speaker 1: that many places. I mean, there have been some things
Speaker 1: that have been kicked out for like bars and stuff,
Speaker 1: but I always seem to get away with things. Like
Speaker 1: there was one summer where I was constantly taking my
Speaker 1: junk out in bars constantly. It was the summer of
Speaker 1: indecent exposure. That was right after the summer of the
Speaker 1: used underwear I would take. I would leave my underwear
Speaker 1: all over the place at bars. Yeah, it was Yeah,
Speaker 1: still welcomed back. The best time was I was at
Speaker 1: a bar and I was like upstairs and I was
Speaker 1: pointing out my friends and I was putting my junk
Speaker 1: through the slats and like the stare area and dancing
Speaker 1: back and forth. I was hammered, obviously, and the party
Speaker 1: even saw me and laughed. And then my buddy was
Speaker 1: dancing with his eyes closed and they kicked him out
Speaker 1: for that. So I'm doing all that and he gets
Speaker 1: kicked out for just dancing with his Yeah, maybe if
Speaker 1: you would have taken it out, maybe you could have
Speaker 1: laughed a little bit at it. Maybe you're at the
Speaker 1: same type of bar I was at when I get
Speaker 1: kicked out, the gay strip club. Hello Brook and Jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning. Who's this Hello, This is Gabby. Gabby.
Speaker 1: What's the funniest reason you ever kicked out of somewhere
Speaker 1: from My brother came in from Arizona for a long
Speaker 1: weekend and we all decided to go to a western
Speaker 1: bar where we can dance, and um, my brother has
Speaker 1: been drinking and we got there and he decided he
Speaker 1: had the peat before he went in, and so he
Speaker 1: decided to go over to the side wall of the
Speaker 1: bar and pa, well, we didn't know that. Uh, they
Speaker 1: were videoing the whole thing outside. And we walked in
Speaker 1: and security stopped what and said, um, allow you to
Speaker 1: come in? And we said why and they said, well,
Speaker 1: we just watched that man, which was my brother pean
Speaker 1: on the wall. And my brother said I couldn't make
Speaker 1: it in there to go to the bathroom because the
Speaker 1: line was so long, and they said, well, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you're not allowed in. So we were all dressed up
Speaker 1: in our western stuff and we had nowhere to go,
Speaker 1: so we ended up going to a disco joint. Why
Speaker 1: everybody was looking at it. And I don't believe that.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that country bar status. Country bars welcome
Speaker 1: pea outside everywhere like I'm from the country. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: what you do. And goddamn man,