Speaker 1: On the be Dol Cast, the questions asked if movies
Speaker 1: have women and them, are all their discussions just boyfriends
Speaker 1: and husbands, or do they have individualism the patriarchy and
Speaker 1: best start changing it with the beck Dol Cast. Hello
Speaker 1: and welcome to the Bechdel Cast. I'm your host Caitlin
Speaker 1: Dronte and the other one Jamie Laftus, and we are
Speaker 1: talking about movies and how women are portrayed in them.
Speaker 1: That's what the Bechtel Cast is about. I want to
Speaker 1: take back calling myself. The other one that was, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be less down on myself, but I immediately
Speaker 1: jumped to, yeah, don't minimize yourself and your role. Okay,
Speaker 1: what were you talking about. Let's try again. Okay, but
Speaker 1: we're keeping this all in. But we're all this is
Speaker 1: a character. I'm supposed to be making a concentrated effort.
Speaker 1: I had, like a I paid a hunt someone first
Speaker 1: last week. What you can say, you do the intro,
Speaker 1: you say like, hey, welcome, okay, okay, ready, yes one,
Speaker 1: Hey welcome. This is the Bechtel Cast. I'm your first
Speaker 1: and primary and most important host, Jamie Laptus, and I'm
Speaker 1: your ship piece of crap host Caitlyn, ok don't be
Speaker 1: so hard. We should learn from me. I'm so confident,
Speaker 1: and let's try it again. Okay. I think people get it.
Speaker 1: We are both equally important and this is like a
Speaker 1: cheese your own adventure podcast, Like who do you want
Speaker 1: to be? The Elpha of this one? Um, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the Bechtel Castes is what we were trying to say.
Speaker 1: That's what leave this all in. This is perfect. Some
Speaker 1: stuff we're working some stuff out. Yeah, it's a hard
Speaker 1: time of year. It's the winter. It's sad. We're in
Speaker 1: the throes of it. Baby, we are. I got to
Speaker 1: I saw snow yesterday because you were in Boston or
Speaker 1: New York or somewhere on the northeast. Was in Boston
Speaker 1: and I got to brush off my dad's car and everything. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been living in a tropical paradise that is Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful city. Um. Well, let's uh introduce our guest.
Speaker 1: Why don't we Okay, Oh wait, we didn't say what
Speaker 1: the podcast is about. That. Oh they get it. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I guess let's stop saying it's the best. It's Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on board with the Yeah, listen to another episode.
Speaker 1: I'm tired of talking about this podcast. Yeah, let's quit,
Speaker 1: let's cancel. No, let's introduce our guest. She's a very
Speaker 1: funny comedian. You might have seen her on Conan. Uh.
Speaker 1: She's also in movies like Bad Santa to One movies.
Speaker 1: Hello and welcome. Jenny's a green lady. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for being here. You're both equally as important, but
Speaker 1: not as important as the guests. Exactly, exactly, Okay, So
Speaker 1: there the alpha was sitting next to us. All it's
Speaker 1: the whole. That's why I just like you bitches, and
Speaker 1: that's it out. Sat back and watch. It's coming from
Speaker 1: the house. These girls think they matter? What right a producer? Okay,
Speaker 1: never mind, you guys do matter. Okay, we'll get to it.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about Aristotle, but I don't think
Speaker 1: he wants us to talk about what is how he
Speaker 1: has to poop? I told you we'd call it a Yeah,
Speaker 1: he does, and he but he made a real show
Speaker 1: of not doing it before we started, So now it's
Speaker 1: honest to make a real show of when he chooses
Speaker 1: exactly your punishment if you if you hold it for
Speaker 1: the whole episode, that would suck. It's like for him,
Speaker 1: it's like yeah, but for all of us too, I'd
Speaker 1: like to make this about myself as well. Sure, let's
Speaker 1: make it about the poop, you guys, that's that's we're
Speaker 1: having focus issues in this thing. Well, let's try to
Speaker 1: reel it back in and talk about the movie that
Speaker 1: we're going to be talking about, which is The Labyrinth. Uh.
Speaker 1: It was came out in What six, directed by Jim Henson,
Speaker 1: written by Terry Jones. It's got every anything, not everything.
Speaker 1: Tell us tell the what does this movie mean to you?
Speaker 1: Why did you choose this one? I chose this one
Speaker 1: because I feel like for a lot of us, it
Speaker 1: was the first time we really saw a female protagonist
Speaker 1: in a movie that wasn't all about getting the dude,
Speaker 1: that wasn't a baby. She's still trying to get the dude,
Speaker 1: but it's a baby dude. She's a dude, and it's
Speaker 1: a little dude's Yeah. And and then also for many
Speaker 1: of us, we were introduced to David Bowie through this movie,
Speaker 1: and it was the first time we felt our loins
Speaker 1: do anything. So I think it recognized that they were
Speaker 1: there and forever we were into Dandy's and lady boys.
Speaker 1: So that's what I'm into now, and that's the only
Speaker 1: thing I'll ever be into. When did you see this
Speaker 1: movie for the first time? I think I saw when
Speaker 1: I was a kid. And then remember when hot topic
Speaker 1: I don't hold to fit? Oh yeah, two thousand and one.
Speaker 1: Then it was just like all day, every day, and
Speaker 1: then it stopped. And then I went to an arts
Speaker 1: high school and it had a real big resurgence in
Speaker 1: the arts high school every Halloween. Every Halloween, someone was Bowie.
Speaker 1: I just googled where what the baby from Labyrinth looks
Speaker 1: like now? And I wish I hadn't what. Okay, First
Speaker 1: of all, the Huffington's Post headline is very mean. It says,
Speaker 1: thirty years later, the baby from Labyrinth is a real
Speaker 1: life goblin king. I don't know, maybe it's something he
Speaker 1: just texts. But he's I mean, he's wearing a fedora.
Speaker 1: He's not like it's a bummer that used such a
Speaker 1: cute little baby. Okay, let's see here it is, but
Speaker 1: there's a there's an American Express ad really getting in
Speaker 1: the way of me, uh finishing up this? Okay, so
Speaker 1: here he is a real life goblin king. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's that bad. He's just wearing a lot of layer.
Speaker 1: He just he looks like a steampunk kid. That's it.
Speaker 1: He is a steampunk it. I think he makes something.
Speaker 1: He makes like steampunky things or something looks he looks fun.
Speaker 1: He's oh now he's a peer and a fabricator. Do
Speaker 1: you think he's got His whole identity is based around
Speaker 1: the fact that he was in The Labyrinth as a baby,
Speaker 1: and he's like, I gotta live up to this. Wonder
Speaker 1: his real name is Toby for real? Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: said Dobby, like Dobby the Alpha was like, Toby is
Speaker 1: a different in the man's name. I wonder if he
Speaker 1: inspired it. You know that David Bowie did the sound
Speaker 1: of the baby laughing because he didn't didn't like the
Speaker 1: baby's laugh made it sounds like I can do that.
Speaker 1: I can do better, I can do better. I love
Speaker 1: that he did. He does that like that trick with
Speaker 1: the crystal ball, which has no business really, I mean,
Speaker 1: is it a bubble luring? It is, but like they
Speaker 1: worked this like very flimsy reason for it to be
Speaker 1: in the movie and all there, He's like, do you
Speaker 1: want a gift? He doesn't have anything to do with anything.
Speaker 1: But look how I can do this cool trick. And
Speaker 1: I'm just like you. You just wanted to show off.
Speaker 1: David Bells like almost everything he does this, it's just
Speaker 1: a big fun show off down to his like leggings.
Speaker 1: He wants you to know. He wants you to know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we want to know. We do want to know. Um,
Speaker 1: just a quick recap of the story. How I want
Speaker 1: to David and how the baby's ugly man? Now he's
Speaker 1: he's actually, he's he's a regular looking dude. He just
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm trying to get us to pass the
Speaker 1: Bectel test in real life. Because all we've done so far,
Speaker 1: let's talk about other men. One last thing. His face
Speaker 1: looks really a smooth baby to acknowledge that this is
Speaker 1: what we're talking about, and to look at the picture.
Speaker 1: It's mostly just because I'm too lazy to get up
Speaker 1: and walk around the table and see what it looks like.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that freaks me out, like a really
Speaker 1: smooth face, like a smooth man. And oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: didn't know if you were talking about like the baby's
Speaker 1: smoothness or he's like, oh no, I like a smooth baby.
Speaker 1: I like a harry a swab. I like a swab baby,
Speaker 1: like a scar baby, scar baby. Okay, now baby, all right,
Speaker 1: let's okay, no more fu. No, we're going to welcome
Speaker 1: back to it. Oh yeah, we just have to like
Speaker 1: spend a minute talking about something else and then we'll
Speaker 1: go back to how we want to fuck David Bowie. Um.
Speaker 1: The story is, uh, this little this girl, she's down
Speaker 1: a teenager. She is all about fans. She's like, I
Speaker 1: love fantasy. It looks by the theater book. She loses
Speaker 1: me first scene for that reason, Like, this is fucking nerves.
Speaker 1: What's this done? Soliloquy? You're doing yourself in the park
Speaker 1: just kind of interrupted quick. Okay. I was when I
Speaker 1: was younger, I went to fat Camp and we had
Speaker 1: this girl there who God bless her, Like I wish
Speaker 1: I knew her now because she seems like she would
Speaker 1: be so cool. She was obsessed with the with the
Speaker 1: play Cats, so she would just put on cat face,
Speaker 1: like yeah, she's just fun. She would just do cat
Speaker 1: face and sing and do performances from the musical Cats
Speaker 1: by herself. That's it. I just just memory. Yeah, But
Speaker 1: like because we're fat camp we're all fat, and we
Speaker 1: were playing baseball when day and we got really sweaty
Speaker 1: and it was like summer in Massachusetts, and her makeup melted.
Speaker 1: Oh I love a good cat girl there. It's just
Speaker 1: like a fucking nightmare. Then she she left her because
Speaker 1: there's some mean to her. But it's so funny to think, Well, I,
Speaker 1: whoever you are out there, young girl who contact me?
Speaker 1: I miss you and I thought about you everybody since
Speaker 1: I was twelve. Anyway, let's just never talk about the movie.
Speaker 1: Let's get she's a hot theater kid, all right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's a baby theater kid with really expensive costomer like
Speaker 1: that cost and would cost like a thousand dollars at
Speaker 1: a unfair geeze. She was dedicated, damn, or just a brat.
Speaker 1: Probably more of a brat um. The story is about
Speaker 1: a girl. She's a young budding woman and she likes you, Caitlin.
Speaker 1: I want to fund her. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: That passes the test. I don't want to suck that.
Speaker 1: Jennifer Connelly. But like Jennifer Connelly in Requiem for a Dream,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh I straight like the TV is for sure.
Speaker 1: I watched we talked abou just like one word and
Speaker 1: then it's over. In the first episode, we talked about
Speaker 1: kill Bill, and I had only seen the DBS kill Bill,
Speaker 1: which is like a great kill bill. Yeah my name,
Speaker 1: and I like two Party, that's great. Nice. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the movie lab Yeah do you want me to? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you want to? Just gets right there, alright, a
Speaker 1: young budding theater nerd right, just wants to do theaters
Speaker 1: and plays and ship. But she got this dumb little
Speaker 1: brother who's a baby, and he's a brat and she's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't want to take care of this dumb sucking baby.
Speaker 1: And then she's like, goblin king take this baby away.
Speaker 1: And then she runs away that goes to the bathroom
Speaker 1: or something, and then she comes back and the baby's gone.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh no, where's this baby? And then David
Speaker 1: Bowie shows up. We all get owners and then and
Speaker 1: then he's like, oh, you can come get your bro,
Speaker 1: but he's I have him now, and so then she'll
Speaker 1: get yeah, go to the city goblins. Then she finds
Speaker 1: this tiny goblin that she's befriends who's like all grumpy
Speaker 1: and ship, and then she makes it through. There's like
Speaker 1: some weird dancings and a ball and she's like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: I'm questioning everything. Do I love him? Don't I love him?
Speaker 1: And then eventually I mean, should we give the end away? Yeah?
Speaker 1: There are spoilers here. Yeah. Oh, she makes a lot
Speaker 1: of goblin friends on the way to serdidymus, which I
Speaker 1: think is just a nickname for epididymus, which we all
Speaker 1: know as the male reproductive organ tube thing. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's an epididamus. Let me look it up. I
Speaker 1: just looked up. Oh that's not an epidemas, Yeah, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I went to public school. Epidermis is
Speaker 1: your skin? But what am I thinking about? Yeah? Where ventricles?
Speaker 1: Seminal ventricles seven venecles? No, I'm fucking right. Epididamus highly
Speaker 1: convoluted duct behind the testes along which sperm passes to
Speaker 1: the fast My dick, I'm so sorry that I ever
Speaker 1: judged you for is the squirtle bags. It's the first name.
Speaker 1: But well, you were googling anatomy. I googled did David
Speaker 1: Bowie and Jennifer Connelly hook up? I hope not. She
Speaker 1: was like fifteen when they filmed this, but like David
Speaker 1: Bowie did that not to get into his legacy, but
Speaker 1: he was like down, yeah, but they didn't bummer good
Speaker 1: because that would have been statutory rape. Again, she was
Speaker 1: fifteen when they filmed that movie. Uh, that's the story
Speaker 1: of the Labyrinth. Uh. Let's talk about um our characters. Uh.
Speaker 1: We have one female protagonist, Jennifer Sarah, who is the whiniest, angstyest,
Speaker 1: most annoying little bee word that I've ever encountered. Were
Speaker 1: never like that when you were a pater nerd and
Speaker 1: a teenager didn't have those outfits. I might be having
Speaker 1: selective memory, but I really remember myself as being a
Speaker 1: really cool kid. Okay, sure of course you're walking around like, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: you know what epidennymus means. Yeah, I was teaching all
Speaker 1: the kids. Yeah. I So she's pretty much the only
Speaker 1: notable primary female character. Was also the Worm's wife who
Speaker 1: never screen and the hag Puppet. The hag puppet, but
Speaker 1: she's very tertiary. Also, although the um are any of
Speaker 1: the oh what's their names, the ones that take their
Speaker 1: heads off, they all I all perceived them as men
Speaker 1: male genitals. They don't, but they had like I suppose
Speaker 1: the voices of men their genderless. Yeah, they a lot
Speaker 1: of them are a bit genderless. Yeah. Yeah, a lot
Speaker 1: of those goblins are genderless too. Well, no, some of
Speaker 1: them have like dresses and shot um. Either way, I'm
Speaker 1: going to continue to argue that the only notable funeral character.
Speaker 1: What about that this stepmo. I loved this step mom,
Speaker 1: Like she had a story like there, she didn't do
Speaker 1: anything wroungd. She have one line and she's like, why
Speaker 1: does she treat me like I'm a stepmother in a
Speaker 1: fairy tale? All because you know, Sarah gets home and
Speaker 1: then she's like her stepmos like we were worried at
Speaker 1: seven pm, and then she begins to scream and run
Speaker 1: away and pour Steven I wrote down, Um, poor stepmom
Speaker 1: liked her hair. She should have good hair. She did,
Speaker 1: she did great stepmother. Well that scene I think that
Speaker 1: allows the movie to technically pass the Bechtel test. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because they talk about yeah, like I was worried about
Speaker 1: you where if you been You're supposed to be home
Speaker 1: to babysit or whatever. It's a short conversation, and that
Speaker 1: the step mom has three minutes of screen time maybe less,
Speaker 1: Like it's not she's still getting paid and residual. She was,
Speaker 1: she was and she had like anyways, I was like,
Speaker 1: she's very beautiful. I really like her. But she doesn't
Speaker 1: come back. No, she doesn't. Yeah, and she's on screen
Speaker 1: for yeah two minutes. Okay, so pass the test, guys,
Speaker 1: test done, good night. But so by comparison, we have
Speaker 1: a bunch more more. Uh, how do you talk again?
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna keep stuttering broken, I'm a robot. There's
Speaker 1: a bunch of dude characters, is what I'm trying to say. Characters.
Speaker 1: We've got Jaref, the Goblin King. Is that it's Jareff.
Speaker 1: Jareff is his name. David Bowie's character is named Jareed.
Speaker 1: I wonder how many Jarrett's were born from this movie,
Speaker 1: although they'd be like our age and I don't know
Speaker 1: any Jarred's so that you know, well, I mean just
Speaker 1: put facebook anyway, there's a little Jareff. Now, um, we've
Speaker 1: got Hoggle, which I have some things to talk about
Speaker 1: concerning him in a moment. Yeah, well, Hoggle is a
Speaker 1: piece of ship. He's a piece of ship. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: we grow to love Hoggle. Actually I find him repulsive
Speaker 1: and horror I just hate everything about him. We have Ludo,
Speaker 1: who's like the big monster guy, and then Sir Epididymis
Speaker 1: is I don't know, a little fox creature. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I think so. But then he's writing a dog. Now
Speaker 1: he's I think he's a Yorkshire terror. He looks like
Speaker 1: a oh is that the is that dog British? The
Speaker 1: one that looks really nice and like he came from
Speaker 1: Renaissance fair. I'm sorry I was. Yeah, that's because I
Speaker 1: found a ton of Jarreed's and that's why I wasn't
Speaker 1: really listening. Look at this one. This one is like
Speaker 1: he's really leaning into Jareff. Jareed. What's his name, Jared?
Speaker 1: Where is he from? If you're listening, I don't know,
Speaker 1: but he's an event coordinator in Infinity marketing deal. We're
Speaker 1: probably giving away too much of British stranger's phone saying
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know anyway. Okay, Well that they're
Speaker 1: out there, Yeah, those horny moms had a lot of Jarreff's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like, I don't know why, I just like this name.
Speaker 1: It just you know, what sounds so powerful. It's just,
Speaker 1: you know, I just want to have an alluring son.
Speaker 1: You can really take a sweep a teenage girl off
Speaker 1: her feet. Yeah, let's talk about that. Uh. There is
Speaker 1: the scene or the sequence where Jared' is like, hey, Hoggle,
Speaker 1: give the girl this peach rufie and make her eat
Speaker 1: it so that she can have a dance scene with me,
Speaker 1: a very sensual ball dance thing that's like a dream. Weird.
Speaker 1: He rufies her. He does rufe her. But that scene
Speaker 1: is like that was supposed to be like her dream
Speaker 1: scene of like if you stay, like all your dreams
Speaker 1: are going to come true. So you So she's in
Speaker 1: love with him. She supposed to be like seventeen in
Speaker 1: this kid, I told myself, but I'm not sold. Look
Speaker 1: i'm gonna say she's seventeen. I'm gonna say she's legal.
Speaker 1: For so the movies. She might have played an older
Speaker 1: character than her actual Jennifer was actually aged because she
Speaker 1: was fifteen when this movie came out, and I didn't
Speaker 1: perceive her as being like like she was just had
Speaker 1: gone through puberty to me, like she she seemed older
Speaker 1: to me. She seemed seventeen to me. Really she seemed
Speaker 1: like fourteen to me. No fourteen year old has brows
Speaker 1: like that. Did you see her brows? They're great. Well,
Speaker 1: Jennifer Conny is an outlier with her eyebrows, so she
Speaker 1: really came into That's what people always say about her.
Speaker 1: She born eyebrows first. She she had that thing where
Speaker 1: they're like brushed up a little, but it doesn't look insane,
Speaker 1: which is like, I could never do that. I overtweets
Speaker 1: when I was a teenager. Anyways, those skinny ones like pregnant,
Speaker 1: those are like absolutely teen mom eyebrows that over plucking. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I just I just think that that it wasn't some
Speaker 1: a rufie Peach. It was just like he wanted to
Speaker 1: stop her from getting this baby because he wants that
Speaker 1: to keep that baby. But he's also like, if you
Speaker 1: live in this Peach world, all your dreams will come true.
Speaker 1: Come on, It's very complix. Maybe that is because that's
Speaker 1: what your impression of that scene was when you first
Speaker 1: watched it as a kid. So I saw this movie
Speaker 1: for the first time when I was probably in college,
Speaker 1: and then I watched it again three times over the
Speaker 1: past few weeks to prepare for this episode, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, he uh he rufies her
Speaker 1: with this peach and then so that he can have
Speaker 1: this weird dance, this ballroom dance thing with her and
Speaker 1: get all close to her and he's a predator and
Speaker 1: it's weird, and I just found it very creepy, especially
Speaker 1: because again she's fifteen. David Bowie at the time was
Speaker 1: thirty nine. It was three over age, Okay, so I
Speaker 1: would not have thought it was charming if they hooked up, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would have been, But fifteen year old Jenny still
Speaker 1: would have sucked. There's like that's okay. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, we are like it is wrong, but like
Speaker 1: remember when you were fifteen, you totally wanted to suck,
Speaker 1: like thirty year old men, that's all you wanted to do.
Speaker 1: That's why that scene was like because I was watching
Speaker 1: this movie for the first time, like every I don't
Speaker 1: know why. I haven't seen a lot of movies. How
Speaker 1: many movies have I seen that we've done on this.
Speaker 1: I just the beauty and the beauty and the beast
Speaker 1: and that was about it. But I was okay with
Speaker 1: it just because it's like I feel like when I
Speaker 1: was that age, I had that exact like fantasy about
Speaker 1: someone from the cast of Harry Potter, you know, like
Speaker 1: everyone has that. Wait, but they would have been your
Speaker 1: age unless it was Snape. I also would have sucked Snape.
Speaker 1: Can we just put that out there? Oh yeah, Moody
Speaker 1: the all died this year. Yeah, Prince too. Would you
Speaker 1: have got heartbeat? Yeah, he's worried that all your icons.
Speaker 1: I would have sucked Leonard Cohen, which is somewhere, which
Speaker 1: is a harder choice. That is hard. Oh, well this year,
Speaker 1: I love a deep voice. I do. Uh. But but
Speaker 1: like Suzanne Arrow, Leonard Cohen living on like living in
Speaker 1: Greece for no reason. Yeah, I think I would have
Speaker 1: definitely hooked up with Anton Yelkin, who also passed. Is
Speaker 1: that he's about little guy from Green Room and he's
Speaker 1: in Star Trek and he sounds hot. He's age appropriate,
Speaker 1: is what he is? Oh he's the jeep. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a very tragic death. Uh, and I'm sad
Speaker 1: to bring it up. Let's talk about that. We lost
Speaker 1: a whole spank bank about it. The fact that we
Speaker 1: keep going off on tangents is very fitting because we're
Speaker 1: just getting in the lost in the labyrinth that is this,
Speaker 1: So it's very somatic. Actually, Okay, so again, he rufies
Speaker 1: are at the peach. You don't like it. I think
Speaker 1: it's more of a spell, so it doesn't count as much. He's, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a spell. Everyone's motivation. You can have it. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to agree with you, but that can be
Speaker 1: your weird, creepy take if you wanted to. Can we
Speaker 1: can we backtrack a little bit to the scene where
Speaker 1: she yells at the baby, literally insane to me, like
Speaker 1: she I've never and I was like, we were all
Speaker 1: at bitchy teenage girl. Never would I pick up an
Speaker 1: adorable baby and try to send it to hell because
Speaker 1: I couldn't like wear my Renaissance Fair costumes outside, Like,
Speaker 1: that's just crazy. I wouldn't I would do that. Now
Speaker 1: it's a shirty year old woman. I'd be like, I
Speaker 1: hate chipping out of my life. Why did I have you?
Speaker 1: I can't wear my red something? Was she in a play?
Speaker 1: Or is that she just has no friends? That's why
Speaker 1: she has to make friends with. She's desperate to be like, Hoggle,
Speaker 1: you're my friend, right, It's just like, no, I don't
Speaker 1: really want to be your friend. She's like, no, she
Speaker 1: didn't really technically make any friends. In this movie. But
Speaker 1: at the end they love her. At the end, they
Speaker 1: do love and then they all come back. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: her room. She turns around and she's like, my friends,
Speaker 1: but he just turned around and all your friends already
Speaker 1: in your room and they were all goblins even creepier
Speaker 1: like that, look at my mirror, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I wish my friends were here. And I turned around
Speaker 1: and they're all there. Wow, I really would like there
Speaker 1: to be like that scene. And then we see it
Speaker 1: from like the parents and there's no one. They just like,
Speaker 1: she's lost her mind. Yeah, bard in school, she but
Speaker 1: she screams at this baby a lot. And then there's
Speaker 1: like cutaway scenes where the goblins are like, send the
Speaker 1: baby to hell, and then she does at the last second,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I wish the Goblin king would take you.
Speaker 1: And then I don't, like, I don't know why she
Speaker 1: blames this baby for all of her problems. That was
Speaker 1: confusing to me. And then and then David Bowie's motivation
Speaker 1: why does he want to keep the baby? Is there
Speaker 1: a reason he wants to add to his goblin collection?
Speaker 1: Because the baby turns into a goblin as I guess,
Speaker 1: I mean that's never explicitly stated, but that he's luring
Speaker 1: He's yeah, he's luring young women into his labyrinth. He
Speaker 1: doesn't that's the only way. He just sits around the
Speaker 1: girl to curse her baby, and he's like, pussy, Oh
Speaker 1: it also okay. So then she yells at the baby,
Speaker 1: baby disappears, and then David Bowie appears and she's not scared.
Speaker 1: I was like, do they know each other? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's the whole thing about the movie. He's the villain,
Speaker 1: but like, they have several scenes together. One of them
Speaker 1: he's dancing with her after he roofied her spell. It
Speaker 1: cast a Rufi spell on her, it's not ripe if
Speaker 1: it's a spell. Is that part of the betel? Yeah? Yea.
Speaker 1: So there's that creepy thing. There's uh, the other creepy
Speaker 1: thing where I'm pretty sure Hoggle also wants to have
Speaker 1: sex with Sarah. Well, look at him, he does. I
Speaker 1: think Hoggle has a genuine love for her. I viewed
Speaker 1: it as more so, Yeah, I see, maybe I'm just
Speaker 1: at but I feel so bad by giving me the
Speaker 1: peach a paternal horny. But I don't think that necessarily
Speaker 1: implies that it's like a parental or like a fatherly
Speaker 1: he's the goblin. It's not a real thing, it's really
Speaker 1: he's a he's a tiny person in a suit. That's it.
Speaker 1: There's like a lot of I had one smart thought
Speaker 1: this whole movie. Let's hear it. Okay, here it goes.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of references to other ship in this
Speaker 1: movie where it's like, there are a few things there
Speaker 1: is the fact that she was like a pubescent fucking
Speaker 1: mess who her parents were trying to fix her. And
Speaker 1: that kind of reminds me of like when do you
Speaker 1: getting booted out of the nursery in Peter Pan. That's
Speaker 1: what that whole like flashback scene felt like to me,
Speaker 1: when she was like my toys suck or whatever. And
Speaker 1: then the whole like it was a kind of Wizard
Speaker 1: of Ozzie too, because she's just like walking through, you know,
Speaker 1: walking down this very long hallway and making friends and
Speaker 1: then at the end, just like in the Wizard of
Speaker 1: oz there's a room full of goblins and a baby
Speaker 1: and David Bowie, Yeah, exactly, Like that's my smart thought.
Speaker 1: What if it's like it's a would be like an
Speaker 1: allegory for for growing up women, growing up of a
Speaker 1: coming of age, take a better period this what is
Speaker 1: the thing that I was just like, are they talking
Speaker 1: about a pussy in a mean way? When they kept
Speaker 1: calling it like whatever the stink swamp? I was like,
Speaker 1: is he just stuff like fart swamp? But then there
Speaker 1: was a huge cavernous like pussy opening in the middle
Speaker 1: of the fart swamp that there was a hole. WHOA, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think it was a butt hole. That's as long
Speaker 1: as there was some sort of reference to a human hole.
Speaker 1: I feel like I have retained my sanity. I think.
Speaker 1: I think the guys who took their heads off of
Speaker 1: my favorite part of that movie. They have a great song.
Speaker 1: It's like what the chili? The chili song or which
Speaker 1: not losing your head? Yeah? Yeah, yeah. They they're dancing
Speaker 1: around in front of what's very clearly a green screen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's great, and you can kind of see the outlines
Speaker 1: of the people that's been talking. But it's like nowadays
Speaker 1: all that would have been CG. And puppets are so great.
Speaker 1: Puppets are awesome. Yes, yeah, I like puppets. Yeah. Then
Speaker 1: they make it feel real and wonderful, like you totally
Speaker 1: get lost. If that's a CG thing. I'm like, it's CG.
Speaker 1: But if it's like a puppet, I'm like, oh, that's
Speaker 1: like I feel like that's a real creature. Though, Can
Speaker 1: we talk about has anyone seen Mohanna? No? No, I'm
Speaker 1: your f B post batic? What is it? It's so good?
Speaker 1: Everyone won't see it? Should see man will Mariana and
Speaker 1: I love him, but he ruined our opening weekend for
Speaker 1: bad Sanna, So fuck that guy. Probably let But movie
Speaker 1: Moanna is so good and I loved it so much,
Speaker 1: and I think everyone should see it a thousand times
Speaker 1: and buy it on DVD, even though that's a medium
Speaker 1: that doesn't is gonna haveb sleet. I still buy DVDs.
Speaker 1: You still by DVDs. I wonder what the vinyl version
Speaker 1: of DVD is gonna be? You mean, like what? Uh like?
Speaker 1: I collect vinyl and then whenever we all just like
Speaker 1: press a button in our head and we like play
Speaker 1: a movie on our eyeball screens. That's so DVDs are
Speaker 1: going to be like the vinyl they call it, they
Speaker 1: call they call the swamp the land of stench, and
Speaker 1: they keep threatening to send people to the Land of stench.
Speaker 1: Maybe I was just being self conscious. But I was like,
Speaker 1: they're talking about your someone's place. But did they act?
Speaker 1: I actually had that same I forget did they actually
Speaker 1: fall into it or they just went down the still
Speaker 1: they stopped them, so yeah, and then there's a bridge
Speaker 1: over at the collapses. But then they also with the
Speaker 1: stones and they make part noises. I mean, it's just
Speaker 1: great's just five minute fart jokes. Is it a fart?
Speaker 1: Don't know? I mean, I think you can tell the
Speaker 1: difference queffart. It's true. Queezers are delicate. I think they're
Speaker 1: called quee fi laural. It's like, no, it's like if
Speaker 1: you see a herd of moose. It's just the plural
Speaker 1: is the same. It's just quef. I had so many
Speaker 1: que time or no, it was it's like I saw
Speaker 1: a bunch of quef in the woods. I had another thought,
Speaker 1: which is that, oh, because there's only um one primary
Speaker 1: female character there doesn't really allow the there's no like
Speaker 1: relationships that she can have with other female characters. And uh.
Speaker 1: Also concerning is that the she doesn't go through any
Speaker 1: sort of like emotional arc even though she is she
Speaker 1: does see that line you don't control me or whatever
Speaker 1: that line. Yeah, No, I think she. I think she
Speaker 1: definitely goes from Bradty Brett Bratt to like, I'm a
Speaker 1: woman and you can't control me, and I'm going to
Speaker 1: get that baby back because I love that baby and
Speaker 1: I'm responsible for that baby. And also it's my fault
Speaker 1: that I sent that baby to hell. Yeah, she does
Speaker 1: accept expose the responsibility of the How I'm no, i'mot
Speaker 1: this thing the iPhone store. I think it's very warm
Speaker 1: in here, and I think I'm just getting over you
Speaker 1: did I'm also going through because I'm so old. No, um,
Speaker 1: I suppose I guess I just didn't notice her arc
Speaker 1: as much as I noticed like a Hoggle, who's all like,
Speaker 1: I'm alone some man, and I don't want any friends,
Speaker 1: but okay, I guess it's okay to have one. And
Speaker 1: also I'm a coward, but I should be every person
Speaker 1: I've ever been in a relationship. How you're about to
Speaker 1: talk about this character? Are you getting turned on now?
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, maybe Hoggles, I was going
Speaker 1: to talk about how I used like puppets, like I
Speaker 1: have a not that puppets like get me horny, but
Speaker 1: I do think I like I used to guys, I
Speaker 1: used to use your words carefully. I used to theater
Speaker 1: and so, oh did you oh at the brend or No,
Speaker 1: it was in Brookline. It was in Brookline. The kids wonder, yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: could you can see from the train station. I always
Speaker 1: wanted to go in there. It was fun. I worked
Speaker 1: there for like a year, and but there was a
Speaker 1: puppeteer there. He was the artist in residence and he
Speaker 1: lived in the attic of the puppet. I was like nineteen,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to him real bad. I had the
Speaker 1: biggest crush on the attic puppeteer and he talked to
Speaker 1: you through the puppet. He he didn't talk to women
Speaker 1: really at all. He was afraid of that. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to show you the puppets. He I took his class,
Speaker 1: his puppet class, and it was these very It's like
Speaker 1: imagine the scene from Ghost with the pottery, but like
Speaker 1: with me. God was one time I was forming the
Speaker 1: head of my puppet and he touched my hand and oh,
Speaker 1: my god, okay, and he was like, what's its name.
Speaker 1: It's just like I don't know, and he was like,
Speaker 1: I think it's going to have a beautiful voice, and
Speaker 1: I'll never oh, my god, I'm the sweating. I think
Speaker 1: then if you were to ever the hottest thing that's
Speaker 1: ever happened to me in my entire life, he was
Speaker 1: also Yeah, he was like twice age if you ever
Speaker 1: hooked up with him. I imagine the four play for
Speaker 1: him to be like have an erect penis, but like
Speaker 1: have a puppet on over it. He was just like
Speaker 1: another smaller didn't um, this is what I just imagined,
Speaker 1: and I'm it's forever to haunt met is. He has
Speaker 1: a piercing and here's a string attached to it in
Speaker 1: a little marionette. God, and you know how make it dance? Well?
Speaker 1: You know how like a penis can like flex a
Speaker 1: little bit so it could do a little Yeah, I
Speaker 1: could do a little dance. Maybe I'm actually virgin I
Speaker 1: have Did you let me explain to you how much
Speaker 1: as can play Aristotle comment Aristotle's having a meltdown? How's
Speaker 1: your Did you ever have those in synct marionets? No? No,
Speaker 1: I don't know what those are. I had five well off,
Speaker 1: there were five members shows, five marionettes. You had to
Speaker 1: get the full set. That's when Bye Bye Bye came out,
Speaker 1: and there was the set of marionettes that came out
Speaker 1: and they were horrifying, But I've played with them a lot.
Speaker 1: Were they like paper like three? Like in general, I
Speaker 1: enjoy puppets. That's rule. All right, Well you guys have
Speaker 1: puppet finishes. Were here and I ghosting it, Jim Hanson
Speaker 1: over here. Okay, the puppet guy came to a stand
Speaker 1: up show I did many years, Like I thought you
Speaker 1: were just going in the sense that the publica came
Speaker 1: when I probably Oh no, no, I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: wreck a puppet, you know. But like, but he came
Speaker 1: to a show like years later, and I, like, you know,
Speaker 1: zoned in on him. I was in love with him,
Speaker 1: and he like absolutely didn't remember who I was. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I know you're like when you walked her like it
Speaker 1: did have a beautifulness. What did you think of that voice?
Speaker 1: I want you to fund this guy so badly. No,
Speaker 1: I know, I bet he still lives in that attic,
Speaker 1: still in that Yeah, I'll find him. Let me see
Speaker 1: if there was any other if there were any other
Speaker 1: things I wanted to say. The the we have the
Speaker 1: it passes the back to test again, the movie does
Speaker 1: whenever she encounters that like little old hag puppet, which
Speaker 1: is the only other like obviously female puppet um because
Speaker 1: they talk about uh, she's like, oh, don't you want
Speaker 1: to go and play with your toys? And it's a
Speaker 1: weird conversation but it technically passes. Although like she's very
Speaker 1: she's like tricksy and deceptive, so it's I don't like
Speaker 1: to see women treating other women that way. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: girl and girl cry you know, I'm okay, wait, how
Speaker 1: do we feel about how high in the air David
Speaker 1: Bowie threw the baby really inside, like you could tell
Speaker 1: it was a dummy. But it was like, how does
Speaker 1: that add to the story, how high he threw that baby.
Speaker 1: It's a good use of physical comedy, It's true, and
Speaker 1: David Bowie was very funny, master physical, master physic. He
Speaker 1: wore a dress one time. Men in dresses is always
Speaker 1: it's a joke because he's not supposed to wear it.
Speaker 1: According to I get it, Like I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you guys get it, but I just
Speaker 1: d same birthdays. Really whoa we are? One? Let me
Speaker 1: guess January and close at all? Same good months January.
Speaker 1: He speaking of m guessing things and questions you have
Speaker 1: a game game. Okay, the game is called uh, drumroll please,
Speaker 1: I can't the laby a rent. I just would like
Speaker 1: to say Calen has been tweaking this game, tweaking this
Speaker 1: labyrinth for upboards of three, rubbing it gently, wait with
Speaker 1: a small one of the big one. The laby a majora,
Speaker 1: the labor labor labynt. There's a labya manora and a
Speaker 1: majority even in even in the Goblin King, there was
Speaker 1: an outer The labyrinth is did you not? Did you
Speaker 1: see a womanhood? So I had to many wrong turn
Speaker 1: everyone's boulder, just walls falling at Oh and all those hands,
Speaker 1: oh the gropy, Oh those the other you want to
Speaker 1: talk about, like helping hands, which actually the ones that
Speaker 1: got the ones that got chopped. You know when someone's
Speaker 1: fingers you when you just chop them. Yeah, Well, the
Speaker 1: hydrochloric acid in the vagina usually won't just sect, and
Speaker 1: then there's just bones. Yeah all right. Well, there's two
Speaker 1: directions that I was going to maybe have this game go.
Speaker 1: One was that we just tell stories about men who
Speaker 1: don't understand how to pleasure a woman, because it's such
Speaker 1: a complicated labyrinth of folds and bits, down there or
Speaker 1: the second one, which I actually it's a fold in
Speaker 1: a bit more than is or maybe that's what mine is. Uh.
Speaker 1: Email is the basic version at the bectel cast dot
Speaker 1: com if you've ever had sex with me, and let
Speaker 1: me know if whether or not you can confirm that
Speaker 1: my vagina is a fold in a bit. Anyway, the
Speaker 1: game I've been told of a very nice one. Well
Speaker 1: you are the so I got I got an oh boy? Yeah,
Speaker 1: reviews are One time a guy told me that my
Speaker 1: vagina speaks to him and then did you do a
Speaker 1: really good like? I'm the first version of what's the
Speaker 1: second version of the first? Second one is just a
Speaker 1: trivia questions about woman's women's anatomy, so we already learned. Okay,
Speaker 1: cool because I didn't have anything prepared for the other one.
Speaker 1: But we all know that that men um are lazy
Speaker 1: and don't understand vaginas and it will always be a
Speaker 1: mystery to them totally. You know, they get everything else
Speaker 1: in the world, they just don't get this. Okay, yea true,
Speaker 1: it's blind spot. Yeah, we'll also I will say that
Speaker 1: all women are insanely different and complicated, and what works
Speaker 1: for one is not gonna work for the other. That's true.
Speaker 1: Some of we got talking vaginas, we got yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that could really go either way. That yeah, maybe interpreted
Speaker 1: it anyway. So I have five questions for Jenny to answer,
Speaker 1: and if you win, you each When you get right,
Speaker 1: you get to you go further into the LaBier wins,
Speaker 1: and you're trying to reach the clip castle. You reach
Speaker 1: the castle and you have, uh an orgasm. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the prize is, all right, Number one,
Speaker 1: although and you mentioned something to this effectually, I think
Speaker 1: you might get this answer right. Where does the average
Speaker 1: vagina fall on the pH scale? I have got multiple choice? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I forgot to mention that, so too, four point five,
Speaker 1: seven or ten point five? What's the what's the right?
Speaker 1: What's so? Water is seven? So neutral is seven? Like one?
Speaker 1: Uh No, it's basic. The higher the number, the more basic. Okay, Sorry,
Speaker 1: uh it's a four point five correct. I thought it
Speaker 1: was the higher the basic, The higher the number, the
Speaker 1: more basic. You can. Yeah, the vagina is acidic, so
Speaker 1: it's full of acid, caustic acid that will burn your
Speaker 1: penis off. I just want to point out that my
Speaker 1: vagina is a ten on the Richter scale. Look out, guys,
Speaker 1: earthquake danger that makes the earth move shift those plates.
Speaker 1: Number two the condition and I'm going to mess up
Speaker 1: the pronunciation of this. Uh uterus uh dittle fists the delphis.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You get the idea is characterized by
Speaker 1: a woman having a a upside down uterus, two uteruses
Speaker 1: three and uh see not three? Uh see an abnormally
Speaker 1: large uterus or d a uterus that produces an excess
Speaker 1: of menstrual blood to uterus. Correct, my friend has that? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I guess also since I have a
Speaker 1: tilted one. Really, I have a tilted one. Thanks for sharing.
Speaker 1: You're welcome, guys, just saying you go down a different
Speaker 1: path with this here. That's what I like to say
Speaker 1: about You're ready to get educated. It's like studying for
Speaker 1: your s A T. S. That's great, sexy, Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1: Number three Okay, how far am I in the labyrinth?
Speaker 1: By the way, you well you've gotten. I mean, we
Speaker 1: had to help you out a little bit with number one,
Speaker 1: but I knew what it was. Science. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: math question later on there. But you're your two fifths
Speaker 1: of the way into the labor rint Congratulations number three,
Speaker 1: which company produced a film that was the first film
Speaker 1: to use the word vagina, Disney, Paramount MGM, or Warner Brothers.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say Warner Brothers. They seem more edgy. You
Speaker 1: are not correct. It was Disney, believe it or not,
Speaker 1: in a nine short educational film called the Story of Menstruation.
Speaker 1: I've seen that really. Yeah, first of all, that that's
Speaker 1: a not a film film. Okay, I'm thinking feature films here. Yes,
Speaker 1: that was a misleading question. It's yeah, there's a Did
Speaker 1: you guys know the original name for Bambi was Vagina.
Speaker 1: That's a fun fact. I thought Bambi was a little girl.
Speaker 1: Dearly went through puberty and got horns, and he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm a man. If I thought Bamby was a boy too,
Speaker 1: I was always gonna now Bamby is just a stripper.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, if I if I became
Speaker 1: a stripper, which was my dream for about three or
Speaker 1: four years, I was gonna become Bamby. But yeah, there's
Speaker 1: still time. Just kidding. Yeah, I think it passed my prime.
Speaker 1: Now you can do it. I would have called myself
Speaker 1: if I have to name myself after Disney character. I
Speaker 1: think I would. My stripord name would be Um Dopey,
Speaker 1: one of the Welcome to This Day alright. Number four
Speaker 1: on average, how many eggs will be ovulated from a
Speaker 1: woman's ovaries before she goes through menopause. Okay, okay, you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right. I didn't even know the other answers. I
Speaker 1: know all the answers for the Disney ones, and I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna give Molanna. Is that the movie? Uh yeah,
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, come here, Mauie, touch my vagina. None
Speaker 1: of us have seen a character. Maui is a character.
Speaker 1: He's like the demi god. No, he's a character. He's
Speaker 1: a he's a demigod. Guys, it's such a great movie.
Speaker 1: Go watch um anyway, the and then number five, So
Speaker 1: you're four fifths away through comment because I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you the Disney one because I feel very generous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so add the number of vaginas that one kangaroo has
Speaker 1: and the number of vaginas that one koala bear has.
Speaker 1: How many vaginas do you have? One of the ants
Speaker 1: for their multiple choke. I forgot that. I was like,
Speaker 1: just do the mass. Your choices are two, three four
Speaker 1: or five four? So close it's five five? I guess what, guys,
Speaker 1: kangaroos have three vaginas and koala bears have two vaginas.
Speaker 1: Where do they get the extras? They well, karngas? What
Speaker 1: I combine the two animals into one word, it's just
Speaker 1: five vaginas. Wait, okay, I never understood how like is
Speaker 1: the baby born into the pouch? So the pouch? No,
Speaker 1: here's what happens it's born from? So but it has
Speaker 1: to uh like sex vaginas that the kangaroos, the men
Speaker 1: the man the men kangaroos put their penis in, and
Speaker 1: male kangaroos have I think just one. But I didn't
Speaker 1: research that because who cares about men? About them? Apparently?
Speaker 1: What's your level? Air battle? Oh? Yeah, because I think
Speaker 1: that it's catching because now I have too Well we're
Speaker 1: done pretty soon, um there are I like, how so
Speaker 1: far off we've gotten fre but u and I'm not
Speaker 1: going to get any of this information right because I
Speaker 1: didn't google this enough. But kangaroos have to like sex
Speaker 1: vaginas and then a separate one that they actually give
Speaker 1: birth out of, and then they give up birth like
Speaker 1: it's a tiny little like one inch long kangaroo baby
Speaker 1: and it crawls up from the vagina into the pouch
Speaker 1: and then it like germinates there. It crawls up like
Speaker 1: I did, and they're like pocket They're like so small
Speaker 1: and they're like hairless and freakish looking. It's dissisting or
Speaker 1: it's the miracle of life. So the vagina is clearly
Speaker 1: near the tail and then it just yeah, it has
Speaker 1: to crawl up like latches. Are you looking at pictures?
Speaker 1: And then Koala bears have that. It's like a maggot. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: so it so it's horrifying maggot. Why are they like that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? It's because I don't know if they're
Speaker 1: like born prematurely and then they have to like can
Speaker 1: I develop into the bears are bugs and I didn't
Speaker 1: know how do they know? How do they know where
Speaker 1: the pouches instinct? I guess that looks like something tomorrow
Speaker 1: and Pombo would eat. Yeah, the and then a Koala
Speaker 1: bears have two vaginas and two verses and all of
Speaker 1: them have chlamydia. So fun fact about coal bears like
Speaker 1: a mesh bag. It's a live guy. But that's a
Speaker 1: weird photo so unfortunately you do not have an orgasmic
Speaker 1: clitteris castle. You did not answer all the questions correctly,
Speaker 1: but guess well, so there was with men. That's the
Speaker 1: good Vie Cold always still fake it and fake it
Speaker 1: um I have you guys? Ever, I've never faked one. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've I've faked some more convincingly than others. Some some
Speaker 1: I've been given a stern look at the end, like
Speaker 1: we both we both know what that was, just being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think maybe I packed one, like once or twice.
Speaker 1: But now whenever guy's like, oh, did you did you come,
Speaker 1: I'm just like, did you do anything to make me come? No?
Speaker 1: Someone asked me that question, do you punch him? The
Speaker 1: last time someone asked me that question, I was like,
Speaker 1: don't ask me. That gave him his answer. Uh. So Also,
Speaker 1: I'm really selling myself. I don't fake orgasms. Pretty Vagina
Speaker 1: and me and David Boyd the same birthday, so it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're doing a hard sell. Come on, guys, we have
Speaker 1: so many horny mail listen. Uh is there anything else
Speaker 1: we wanna mention or chat about before the movie? I mean, look,
Speaker 1: this is I think this movie we can look past
Speaker 1: the Bechdel test and just see that this is a
Speaker 1: fun romp you can all get behind. And it's written
Speaker 1: by an amazing writer as an amazing director, and it's
Speaker 1: a it's, it's the it's it's really encapsulated our childhoodshoods.
Speaker 1: Are you also a robot? This? I like the childhood.
Speaker 1: I like that. The moral of the story is that
Speaker 1: you got to become an adult sometime, but you can
Speaker 1: still tackle your goblin friends something and have a roll
Speaker 1: full of stuff down when friends. Did Dave the boy
Speaker 1: ever come back at the end though? Did he die?
Speaker 1: Like he die? He just like he's like, I've got
Speaker 1: to go hit on another teenage I've got another one
Speaker 1: thirteen year old wanting to not have to babysit. I
Speaker 1: really like that scene at the beginning was chilling to
Speaker 1: me when she was just picked it up and held
Speaker 1: it and was like, you cursed goblin baby. It's like
Speaker 1: he's so cute and he's wearing the words walt of
Speaker 1: outfit and he's a little blond baby. Yeah, and he
Speaker 1: was thrown too high And that's all all my thoughts
Speaker 1: on the movie. Give the step on, Give the step
Speaker 1: on the sequel, Yeah, for real. Uh well, we rate
Speaker 1: the movie on a scale of zero to five nipples,
Speaker 1: and so when we read it in the context of
Speaker 1: like how well did it portray the female characters. Um,
Speaker 1: so I'll go first. I usually rate it too highly
Speaker 1: and then I feel dumb. But that's why you go first.
Speaker 1: That's why I go first, and then everyone else. Let's
Speaker 1: me know how dumb I am. I'm gonna give it
Speaker 1: uh m hmm. I'm gonna give it a one point
Speaker 1: five because like pissing you off. And yeah, there's the peach,
Speaker 1: then other ones. Yeah, I've learned my lesson not to
Speaker 1: be so generous. Um, don't eat that peaching. There's that gross,
Speaker 1: like pseudo like attraction between the two of them and
Speaker 1: the peach. Another pussy reference could be because of the
Speaker 1: advice that they give you when you're a young man.
Speaker 1: They're like, does he act like you're eating a peach.
Speaker 1: I don't know what sex said class you took, but
Speaker 1: I learned about the epididymus. Hey, kids, just act like
Speaker 1: you're eating a peach and put your and you want
Speaker 1: to peach, just rub the head of your dick on
Speaker 1: the stag. Oh, where is the daycare in my school
Speaker 1: is probably why, oh, there are a lot of peaches
Speaker 1: getting fun. Alright, I have to go kill me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I give it like one point five. One of them is, uh,
Speaker 1: what's his name? Hoggle Hoggle's nipple, which is disgusting, and
Speaker 1: then one of the half nipple is I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm bad at this. I didn't take enough improv classes,
Speaker 1: so it's just a regular nipple. You're saying you didn't
Speaker 1: take enough improv classes is like like a compliment to
Speaker 1: your true Uh what's your rating, Jamie? Two sultry fifteen
Speaker 1: year old hard nipples for David Bowie. They're pointed at him,
Speaker 1: but they can't touch. Yeah, good, that's my rating. I'm
Speaker 1: going to give this a three because, first of all,
Speaker 1: you guys are putting your adult eyes on this movie. Okay,
Speaker 1: when you were fifteen you saw this movie, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're obsession with n sinc How old were you? I
Speaker 1: was probably twelve, And how old were they they were?
Speaker 1: Who knows, but you know what she wanted to do
Speaker 1: to them? I wanted to exactly exactly, So you're putting
Speaker 1: your adult eyes on this movie, Aaron. People who are
Speaker 1: going to see this movie are probably going to be
Speaker 1: teenagers because the hot topic, I'm sure it is running
Speaker 1: out of ship to sell. So they're like, let's bring
Speaker 1: back the Labyrinth right now. Actually they're doing pretty well
Speaker 1: with their uh the Nightmare for Christmas ship. But my
Speaker 1: first kiss was with a boy in a Jack Skellington sweatshirts. Oh,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, awesome. I think my my first
Speaker 1: kiss was um was this kid Nate and I was
Speaker 1: I was wearing my I worked at a Hallow Halloween express.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and then my big orange Halloween I already
Speaker 1: grabbed my boob like like like a little like it
Speaker 1: and I was like, I was like, is this what
Speaker 1: it's supposed to be like? And then I was like,
Speaker 1: you need to call Like I was, I had a
Speaker 1: panic attacks, like you need to leave. Mom was on
Speaker 1: a beach and I didn't know what a boner was
Speaker 1: until it was against me and I was like and
Speaker 1: then we were standing on a rock and I almost
Speaker 1: fell off the rock. I like, I am a virgin.
Speaker 1: So so I finished three Okay, So I feel like
Speaker 1: she is not on a mission to fuck first of all,
Speaker 1: to get her take her bro and at the end
Speaker 1: she is like, you don't have control over me like
Speaker 1: I'm an independent woman. I'm strong and fearless. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get this baby back. Um, you can't seduce me with
Speaker 1: your peach spells. Okay. And it's a peach spell okay.
Speaker 1: And she makes all these great friends and at the
Speaker 1: end she gets her brother back. And it's not about
Speaker 1: uh fucking, it's about becoming a woman. Okay. Fair, that's
Speaker 1: a fair assessment. I'm on board ticket, I'm barred with that.
Speaker 1: And that little baby grew up to be a steampunk Yeah,
Speaker 1: good for him. All's well, that ends well. I bet
Speaker 1: when he sleeps he still sees David Bowie, don't girls
Speaker 1: just staring down in his peach dreams? Millions of peaches
Speaker 1: peaches for me? Is that the caned peaches? One? I
Speaker 1: don't know can peaches? Yeah? Yes, I love vasiline. Something
Speaker 1: about putting vasiline. She know what you're talking? Oh wait,
Speaker 1: it's oh it goes right, he does that whol thing.
Speaker 1: No you're thinking of London. Oh that old sex to
Speaker 1: love it anyway. She don't use jelly racially jelly. She's
Speaker 1: Vasseline's vassiline. It's not the peach song at all. I
Speaker 1: think it's London. Well this is a great Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: had a great time. Thank you so much, Jenny for coming.
Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to plug? Where can people
Speaker 1: find you? See Jenny's AGREENO J N N Y z
Speaker 1: as in zebra I g R I N L And
Speaker 1: that's all my instas and Twitter, Twitter and snaps and
Speaker 1: all much ship and uh yeah, and then I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be at uh sketch Fest next month in San Francisco,
Speaker 1: and shit, what else am I gonna be? Go see
Speaker 1: Proba although by the time this comes out it might
Speaker 1: already be on DVD or something. Yeah, and go to
Speaker 1: my website for tour information. That just Jenny dot com.
Speaker 1: Thank you agains so much, Thank you guy. You can
Speaker 1: follow us on Twitter at becktel Cast. We've got followers, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do have. We Sometimes I look at it and
Speaker 1: I'm like what, I'm like, wow, people like us. You
Speaker 1: can like us on Facebook also, um, we're just I
Speaker 1: think some people did that cast. Yeah, some people did
Speaker 1: that too. I can email us. I've been here. I
Speaker 1: cannot believe it's hey, straight from the source, it was
Speaker 1: happening here. I'm not a believer. You can also email
Speaker 1: us at the becktel Cast at gmail dot com your
Speaker 1: past sexual partner and you want to Yeah, let me
Speaker 1: let me know what my vagina was. Like, I'm very
Speaker 1: curious if I've got never there's any men out there
Speaker 1: the one and give me in a second, I would
Speaker 1: take it. Yeah, so emails about that and nothing else.
Speaker 1: And um, my past levers just want to call me
Speaker 1: to say hi, check in checking checking in? Is that? Oh?
Speaker 1: We should end it in two different ways too. Oh,
Speaker 1: like I say something, you say something entirely different. I
Speaker 1: was just want to do and I just want to
Speaker 1: do one more confident thing. Oh sure, Um, you go first,
Speaker 1: because I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, Wow,
Speaker 1: what a fun podcast we had today with our guests.
Speaker 1: Jenny's a green al My name is Jamie. I feel
Speaker 1: I've felt great this whole time, and I feel like
Speaker 1: my future is bright and I am having a good
Speaker 1: day and I like my outfit. Thanks for listening. That
Speaker 1: was wonderful. Okay, I M I'm gonna just f that
Speaker 1: back to myself later. H Jamie. I cherish you and
Speaker 1: I like that you are my co host and I
Speaker 1: have a great time doing this with you and Jenny.
Speaker 1: I cherish you to cherish. Thank you so much. Uh
Speaker 1: and and just like being my friend and stuff. You're
Speaker 1: so we're all really great war I know. Oh yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, Christmas, and Hanka is going to be on
Speaker 1: Christmas this year, and happy Hanakah and happy happy times
Speaker 1: all around for all of us. Really ending this fun
Speaker 1: episode on a solemn note. Everyone just go fun boy,
Speaker 1: get that ga, get fun by Peach, all right bye
Speaker 1: by