Speaker 1: Move my girl. What is this the right number? It's
Speaker 1: the loser line. Just call me back if you haven't
Speaker 1: heard the loser line before. It works like this. Let's
Speaker 1: say somebody approaches you were out at the club and
Speaker 1: uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, what's up,
Speaker 1: sweet stuff? I would buy you a drink, but I
Speaker 1: don't have any cash in my wallet. Just condoms much
Speaker 1: of him. Oh God, whatever you do, resistors to slowly
Speaker 1: spit your drink onto his shoes. Instead, tell him that
Speaker 1: his sweet talk will get him everywhere. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: give him the number of the loser line, and hopefully
Speaker 1: he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail that we
Speaker 1: can play for you on the air. Voicemails like this
Speaker 1: one first unheard message. Hi, Hi, Um, this is I
Speaker 1: work at a shoe store at the mall. I don't
Speaker 1: want to say which one, but I don't know. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to say I think you have the cutest
Speaker 1: feet that I've seen probably ever at the store. I
Speaker 1: really wanted to hang out with you later. Um, do
Speaker 1: you want maybe you could drink this weekend or something
Speaker 1: or I don't know anyway, Yeah, thanks for being awesome.
Speaker 1: Next mess. Wow. You know, normally we get creepy voicemails
Speaker 1: on the loser line, but that's one. Nothing creepy about
Speaker 1: it at all. I couldn't find a single thing that
Speaker 1: was weird about that. That's the sole reason he works there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: check out feet. That's gross, so creepy. Duh, he's found
Speaker 1: his calling. It's gross. You know some people would be like, oh, man,
Speaker 1: I'm working at the shoe store. He's stoked. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: gets up for work, he's always on time. Here's another message.
Speaker 1: Next message, people werenic us, So I can't wait to
Speaker 1: take you out. The forecast is not look good the
Speaker 1: next few days. Um, but I can't wait to show
Speaker 1: you how much money I have. And uh, you know,
Speaker 1: since it's supposed to thunder, I'm looking forward to having
Speaker 1: a thunder buddy. My doctor's actually prescribed the thunder buddy
Speaker 1: for me since I have a phobia. Um. And the
Speaker 1: only thing is I uh, I'll just be making it's
Speaker 1: cool and I'll see you soon. Next message, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I did not expect that last part is a weirder
Speaker 1: and weirder. And what did money have to do with
Speaker 1: any of that? Yeah, most guys are a little more slick.
Speaker 1: I mean maybe he led that way, because if you're
Speaker 1: going to hang out as somebody's naked thunderbuddy, you need
Speaker 1: to have some other attractive things. Remember, you can get
Speaker 1: the special Loser line phone number. All you have to
Speaker 1: do is text the word loser l O s e
Speaker 1: er to seven eight five nine two. Next message Tom,
Speaker 1: what the hell this is? I don't understand. You were
Speaker 1: flirting with me the whole night. You would tell me
Speaker 1: how sexy I look, and I send you nude photos,
Speaker 1: I mean, like really sexy photos. And I have to
Speaker 1: be honest with you. I have so many guys coming
Speaker 1: after me that want nude photos and I don't send them.
Speaker 1: But I sent them to you because I thought we
Speaker 1: actually had something. I mean, we're you gay or something like.
Speaker 1: I don't understand if you're not into girls, And why
Speaker 1: would you give me your number? Like I send you
Speaker 1: nude photos of my body. You couldn't even send me
Speaker 1: a picture of your butt. I mean, you don't have
Speaker 1: to send me a picture of your I could be
Speaker 1: a picture of your but send me something back. So
Speaker 1: I feel like you're reciprocating the feelings, Like I'm hot,
Speaker 1: You're hot, Why are we not hooking up? Next message?
Speaker 1: Very aggressive? Dang is all she is? Yeah, what is
Speaker 1: this like? I mean, I know it's a newer thing,
Speaker 1: but like just sending nude photos of people you don't
Speaker 1: know at all, it happens all the time. I don't
Speaker 1: get it. Sometimes I'm really thankful that we can't get
Speaker 1: picture messages on the loser line. Yeah for sure. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see some of the stuff that's
Speaker 1: definitely being texted to the loser line. That's one of
Speaker 1: the rare ones where a girl's probably texting a picture
Speaker 1: and we get a lot of dudes trying to text
Speaker 1: in it. Only woman i've ever heard actually want that
Speaker 1: picture too. Absolutely, I was thinking that's very rare. Yeah
Speaker 1: he did. Next message, Hey Cassie, it's uh uh. We
Speaker 1: met at this past weekend. We had a pretty interesting talk. Um.
Speaker 1: You know, I've been having some trouble with my excellently,
Speaker 1: So I was gonna propose I could send you a
Speaker 1: picture of her and maybe you could. You know, you
Speaker 1: said you're up for anything. Maybe you can get your
Speaker 1: hair cut like just like hers, to look like you
Speaker 1: don't have to get the color or anything. And I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to be weird. So
Speaker 1: just like, you know, just the cut and then you
Speaker 1: could maybe send me some photos when you're done, and
Speaker 1: we can you know, move from move forward from there.
Speaker 1: Next message, Wow, that's a good thing. He didn't want
Speaker 1: to be weird about that. Yeah, you know, it sounds like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, it sounds like he has moved on and
Speaker 1: he's doing great. The first I thought he was hiring
Speaker 1: a hit man for his X, but yeah, to be her. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: Here's another message. Next message, Hey, carry, it's good. You know,
Speaker 1: we were talking the other night and and they mentioned
Speaker 1: that Heaven pooped out an angel and that angel with you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Carrie, carry carry carry, Oh Carrie, I
Speaker 1: don't think I mentioned this actually with my mom's names
Speaker 1: also Carrie. So anyway, Carrie, I got a bottle of Jergens,
Speaker 1: a six pack of Labete Blue, and Secretariat on DVD
Speaker 1: over at my place, so bad in your core, care Bear,
Speaker 1: Big Dave's over here waiting, Big Dave, waiting for care Bear.
Speaker 1: He's got it going on though, stat Blue. But the
Speaker 1: mom things also, I don't understand why. Probably one of
Speaker 1: the most creepy things anybody can ever do is affectionately
Speaker 1: say somebody's name three times in a row. Carry Carrie,
Speaker 1: carry Cary. Do that to your significant other today. It
Speaker 1: will creep them out. Jose Jose like that, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: The two in a row is like okay, but please
Speaker 1: don't drop that third one. It's so creepy. Remember, can
Speaker 1: get the Loser Line phone number. Just text the word
Speaker 1: loser l O s e R to seven eight five
Speaker 1: nine two and listen to the Loser Line regularly on
Speaker 1: Mondays at this time. Your phone tops coming up right
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