Speaker 1: Romberg Podcast. Hello everyone, this is Ron Burgundy and boy
Speaker 1: do we have a treat for you. I'm, of course
Speaker 1: joined by Carolina. Carolina, how are you today? I'm good.
Speaker 1: I'm good. I love your sun dress. Thank you. It's
Speaker 1: um it's very sunflowery, Yes it is. Did you do
Speaker 1: the embroidery yourself? No, I bought it at a store.
Speaker 1: Why why? I think it's actually a high level of craftsmanship.
Speaker 1: I'm being serious. I know, I'm just suspicious. No, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't be. Um. We are so excited that you're listening.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're always excited that you're listening. We can't
Speaker 1: believe that you're listening. We are still in disbelief. But
Speaker 1: today today's show is really special. It is. It is
Speaker 1: basically a best of season two special episode featuring favorite
Speaker 1: moments from throughout the season, and we've cultivated uh, what
Speaker 1: would you say, We've curated a fabulous panache? Is pinach?
Speaker 1: Pinash is also a food? Right? Yes, it's you. I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of a grenache. Oh, anyway, this is a This
Speaker 1: is a collection of real special gems from throughout season two.
Speaker 1: We've thrown them all in the little goodie bag here.
Speaker 1: Ron really wanted to do a blooper reel. I did, because,
Speaker 1: let's face it, whenever I go to a major motion picture,
Speaker 1: I usually show up at the last fifteen minutes to
Speaker 1: watch the blooper reel with the crowds. Oh god. I mean,
Speaker 1: the thing is that we didn't have that many bloopers,
Speaker 1: so you were I could see that you're trying to
Speaker 1: plant someone. I wanted something in that same family. You
Speaker 1: pushed me off that chair, yeah, and little things like that.
Speaker 1: So um So, anyway, we've cobbled some things together and
Speaker 1: this is a this is the showing of that work.
Speaker 1: Um Now, I know that Carolina. You know, throughout both
Speaker 1: our seasons, you've you've done a lot of fact checking
Speaker 1: on the show, and we've received tons of letters that
Speaker 1: it's subpar, subpar um And that's not me trying to
Speaker 1: be catty. That's just a statement effect. But here's the
Speaker 1: good news. The cavalry road into town to save Carolina's
Speaker 1: sweet booty. Uh, we've got a system now that's even better.
Speaker 1: Listen to this. Hey, Google, what's the capital of California? Wait?
Speaker 1: Did you really not know that? You know? The point
Speaker 1: is Google did? Okay, So what if I didn't. Huh
Speaker 1: what if you didn't. We now have a fool proof
Speaker 1: fact check system with Google Assistant. That's what we need
Speaker 1: to focus on. Okay, no quid pro quo here, Yes
Speaker 1: maybe we Okay, get back into the Best of Please
Speaker 1: enjoy this Best of season two. Ron Bergundy Podcast Today.
Speaker 1: Does that sound right? Today? That reading of today? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's exactly how it's pronounce Today, we are interviewing a
Speaker 1: woman who is very important. She's a very very smart woman.
Speaker 1: She's um, this episode is on. I'm going to own up.
Speaker 1: I forgot who were interviewing today? Are you serious? I
Speaker 1: have a feeling it's not Ruth Bader Ginsburg. You tried her, right, Caroline?
Speaker 1: Did you try her? We tried with Peter Ginsberg. But
Speaker 1: her business manager said, um, this is weird. She said
Speaker 1: you two had a falling out. I was I was confused.
Speaker 1: She said you two were no longer on speaking terms.
Speaker 1: You heard that right? For two whole years. If you
Speaker 1: if you came to the Saddle Creek Diner on a
Speaker 1: Monday morning, you'd see me and baby Ruth in a
Speaker 1: corner eating breakfast and talking shop. You're talking shop. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't understand it. Carolina. Okay, it's lost stuff, all right?
Speaker 1: Did you understand it? Not really? But I let her talk,
Speaker 1: and boy can she talk. She can talk you through
Speaker 1: the Saddle Creek's Lumberjack special for sausage links and to
Speaker 1: pancake piles. Later, she's still going on. And I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to ask you, but why did you guys stop hanging out? Um?
Speaker 1: I would say, scheduling conflicts. Well, I mean after we
Speaker 1: had a huge fight, she said that she couldn't see
Speaker 1: me anymore. So that was our scheduling conflict. Oh got it?
Speaker 1: So yeah, if I saw today, I feel like bygones
Speaker 1: would be bygones. So exactly how did you guys leave it?
Speaker 1: Word for word? Well, if memory serves, she said something like,
Speaker 1: if you start a food fight in this diner, I
Speaker 1: will never speak to you again. And you started a
Speaker 1: food fighting the diner. Yes we did, or I did?
Speaker 1: Who can remember the specifics anymore. It's it's hard to
Speaker 1: have a food fight when you're the only one throwing food.
Speaker 1: You know, it feels like you're the apple in that situation.
Speaker 1: But to get people to join, you have to just
Speaker 1: throw more food. I mean omelets, jellos, a cup full
Speaker 1: of eyes. I mean, nothing was getting this crowd going.
Speaker 1: How old do you think most of the how old
Speaker 1: were the most of the people in the dining Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean everyone was in there early to late seventies
Speaker 1: except for one grand kid. Yeah, so that's probably not
Speaker 1: the best participants for our food fight, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. Ruth knows that I'm here if she every
Speaker 1: wants to rekindle our friendship. I'm available for breakfast literally
Speaker 1: every morning. Well, actually we record the podcast in the morning.
Speaker 1: Any morning works. There is literally nothing going on in
Speaker 1: my life right now that I would prioritize over breakfast. So, uh,
Speaker 1: I just want to let that lie. Yeah, I'm out there.
Speaker 1: Here we are with a real life brainy in the studio,
Speaker 1: doctor Millstein, the brain scientist. He knows what's inside your brain.
Speaker 1: Pretty crazy stuff. Let me ask you this question. I
Speaker 1: know there's a lot of information on the amount of
Speaker 1: sleep we get, right, So why do I need fourteen
Speaker 1: hours of sleep every night? Is that? Do you get
Speaker 1: fourteen hours of sleep at least at least that's a
Speaker 1: lot of sleep. That's uh, you might want to would
Speaker 1: you say that's a borderline too much? I would that
Speaker 1: would be a concern. Oh, I thought I was doing great.
Speaker 1: Yet you always say I need to make sure I
Speaker 1: get my fourteen and I'll say I nailed it last night.
Speaker 1: I got sixteen and a half. So that's not that's
Speaker 1: not the way to go, right. So sleep is definitely
Speaker 1: very important for the brain, but we're looking at more
Speaker 1: the right amount as opposed to too much or too little,
Speaker 1: So fourteen would be you want to check in with
Speaker 1: your personal doctor. So during sleep, what does the brain do.
Speaker 1: It's recharging, regenerating, just literally resting. So it's it's actually amazing.
Speaker 1: What we've learned is that it's not just resting, it's
Speaker 1: actually going through almost like a program, a sequence. And
Speaker 1: so one thing that's amazing is that when you're asleep,
Speaker 1: your brain actually shrinks down to about six of its
Speaker 1: current size and squeezes out of the brain cells trash, toxins,
Speaker 1: and waste, and it squeezes all that out into that
Speaker 1: empty space. And then where does that go? So then
Speaker 1: fluid comes up from your spinal cord and washes your brain,
Speaker 1: so every night you have a brainwash. So that's why
Speaker 1: it's so important to sleep. And then that waste in trash.
Speaker 1: This is true I can show you a picture. This
Speaker 1: is yeah, this is this is cutting edge, just getting
Speaker 1: into the medical textbooks. So the brain shrinks, shrinks down
Speaker 1: down to it. It sounds like a horror movie, but
Speaker 1: it's real. Is there any chance that when the brain
Speaker 1: expands back that it would go it would start to
Speaker 1: explode out of your head. Uh, that's not a concern. No,
Speaker 1: But but it's a it's a dynamic process. It's pulse
Speaker 1: eights and it squeezes out all that trash and toxins
Speaker 1: and waste out of curiosity. What if you have a
Speaker 1: final cord injury? Would that affect the process? That's a
Speaker 1: great question. So that is a concern, is that anyone
Speaker 1: who has a spinal cord. Why was her question so
Speaker 1: great and mine wasn't so great? I should have said
Speaker 1: that you had that was a great question to go ahead?
Speaker 1: Both great. Yeah. Um, the concern can be that if
Speaker 1: that fluid is not making its way to the brain,
Speaker 1: that the washing might not be as as effective, and
Speaker 1: so you could keep toxins inside your body. So what
Speaker 1: we're learning is is that even things like dementia, which
Speaker 1: is very complex, or someone losing their memory. That's why
Speaker 1: sleep is so important is because that build up of
Speaker 1: toxins and trash, we need to wash it out every
Speaker 1: night while we're sleeping. God, is this why there's a
Speaker 1: new trend to drink your own spinal cord fluid. I
Speaker 1: haven't heard that. I think that would not be a
Speaker 1: good idea, because I could have sworn that's you know
Speaker 1: a lot of professional athletes are now drinking their own
Speaker 1: spinal cord fluid. Yeah, I haven't heard that, but that
Speaker 1: it would not be a good idea, Okay, And so
Speaker 1: during sleep time, what is the average man's risk for
Speaker 1: being incepted? Incepted meaning like the movie Inception Inception. I
Speaker 1: actually haven't seen that movie. So you mean you mean
Speaker 1: someone sneaking into your brain and planting like bad ideas
Speaker 1: inside your head A lot of times when Ron makes
Speaker 1: a mistake, he says, oh, I was incepted, right right.
Speaker 1: The statistics on that I'm not aware of. I would
Speaker 1: say they're extremely low to zero. But I would say that, well,
Speaker 1: what we can learn while we're sleeping is pretty interesting
Speaker 1: because Inception is based on a true story. So I
Speaker 1: don't know if it's said that, but i'd like doctor,
Speaker 1: I'd like you to tell that to Chris Nolan. Uh,
Speaker 1: one area though, the is you can there's some interesting
Speaker 1: research you might be able to learn while you're sleep.
Speaker 1: Maybe a word here that you might process it yea
Speaker 1: like a foreign language or so that that's CPR foreign language.
Speaker 1: I wish that was true. But it seems like maybe
Speaker 1: you could learn a word here and then it would
Speaker 1: be fun to take CPR and a foreign language, because
Speaker 1: then you'd kill two birds with one stone. That's a
Speaker 1: good idea. I popped it on your list. So you're
Speaker 1: having a dream. Let's say you die in your dream.
Speaker 1: Does that kill you like in Freddy Krueger's Nightmare on
Speaker 1: Elm Street. No, that does not. That does not kill you. No,
Speaker 1: if you die in your dream, yes, so yeah, your
Speaker 1: dreams are not not based on what happens in your
Speaker 1: and what's going to happen to you in your day
Speaker 1: to day. That is a relief. That is an absolute relief. Um.
Speaker 1: The other day I forgot to have my cup of
Speaker 1: morning Joe, right, and wouldn't you know it, I punched
Speaker 1: a hole through this wall. Uh, what what the heck
Speaker 1: is that about not getting that morning caffeine? Yes, well,
Speaker 1: caffeine is something that is very helpful in you know,
Speaker 1: it wakes you up. People can help them with their mood.
Speaker 1: So it's possible that if you had a bit of
Speaker 1: a mood, SWEE had a bit of a mood swing
Speaker 1: about your your morning morning coffee there, because I'm getting
Speaker 1: fourteen hours of sleep and it takes me, what would
Speaker 1: you say, another three hours it out of my groggy state. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't usually understand what you're talking about until three
Speaker 1: cups of coffee. Yes, but you've said some really sweet things,
Speaker 1: and then after coffee you say, I become a normal
Speaker 1: rational heat exactly. We are joined right now by our
Speaker 1: cyber security expert, UH, Richard Greenberg. Richard, thank you for
Speaker 1: for joining us here on the podcast on the weekends. Richard,
Speaker 1: I like to mess around with my CB equipment. Um,
Speaker 1: you know, I have one in my truck, uh, and
Speaker 1: I just drive around for hours talking to my pals.
Speaker 1: I've got the Muskrat, Howler, dan Zoid, Gruving, Gary, all
Speaker 1: good buddies in my convoy. And if if you're ever
Speaker 1: out on the road, my handle is frog Penis. Uh.
Speaker 1: That's a long it's a long, funny story. I don't
Speaker 1: have time to get into anyway. Is my CB radio
Speaker 1: safe from hackers? CB is open so anybody can get on,
Speaker 1: but there's not a whole lot you can do with
Speaker 1: it unless it's connected to one of your networks internally,
Speaker 1: which is most likely not the case. Some people have
Speaker 1: actually done that, but I've seen your truck or your vehicle.
Speaker 1: Then it's contained Roger that. Yeah, I'll tell you, Richard,
Speaker 1: sometimes I can be a real ratchet, real ratchet John there.
Speaker 1: I'll be talking to claw Humper, buzz Ball and Dr
Speaker 1: Nathaniel Fernald doing double nickels on the dimes, saying, hey, muskrat,
Speaker 1: what's your twenty next thing? You know, I got some
Speaker 1: mama bear on my donkey. Okay, this is a cyber
Speaker 1: security expert. He doesn't work with CB radios. And I've
Speaker 1: told you before not everyone understands CBE radio lingo. Come on,
Speaker 1: CAROLINEA quit acting like a lot lizard. Okay. You told
Speaker 1: me that a lot lizard is CB radio lingle for prostitute,
Speaker 1: and it is absolutely not okay to call me that.
Speaker 1: It also doesn't make any sense in this context. Ten four.
Speaker 1: That was out of line. I apologize, Richard gets it though.
Speaker 1: Ten four ten four. See I'm just glad internet hackers
Speaker 1: can't mess with my CB radio. That's that's a release. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that is an open line of communication absolutely, so
Speaker 1: watch what you say or not. Yeah. Joining us here
Speaker 1: in studio is Liz or childcare expert Liz. Thank you
Speaker 1: for coming on the podcast today. Liz, what's a trick
Speaker 1: or um on terms of how to talk to children
Speaker 1: that more you see most people do wrong? Is that
Speaker 1: too broad up a question? Oh no, that's pretty top
Speaker 1: of mind for me. Um. So adults parents are blowing
Speaker 1: it constantly. There are two things that when I see
Speaker 1: parents doing that I know is really well meaning. I
Speaker 1: get really excited about how to gently adjust them out
Speaker 1: of the habits. And the first is when parents say
Speaker 1: use your words when their child is having a tantrum
Speaker 1: or struggling. The parent is trying to say, hey, we
Speaker 1: can talk this out. I'm here, I can listen to you.
Speaker 1: But what they're actually saying is, you know that hardest
Speaker 1: thing for you to do, the most difficult way that
Speaker 1: you have to communicate, Use that right now while you're
Speaker 1: in a panic and you're crying and you're struggling. Um. So,
Speaker 1: instead of saying use your words, I'll advise parents to
Speaker 1: offer their kids what they know their kids are trying
Speaker 1: to say in that moment. This is helping me so
Speaker 1: much because Ron was having a tantrum earlier today and
Speaker 1: I did, I was, I was, I said your words,
Speaker 1: and he was having it was there was he was
Speaker 1: trying to formulate the words, but they weren't coming. Now,
Speaker 1: I see that was me. Let's walk through that. Let's
Speaker 1: do a do over on Ron's tantrum and walk through
Speaker 1: what maybe you could do the next time to help
Speaker 1: you guys stay connected in that really hard moment. Is
Speaker 1: that okay? Okay? Yeah, sure. So Ron's crying R I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna let him go. So what I would say
Speaker 1: right there, Ron, I see you looking for your bag
Speaker 1: of the kibble, and you seem really frustrated that you
Speaker 1: can't find it. Would you like some help so we
Speaker 1: can look for your killed together? It's good. Yeah, Ron,
Speaker 1: I still see that you're looking at your kibl I'd
Speaker 1: like to help you, but it's up on a high
Speaker 1: shelf for you. M hm. Partying is embarrassing by your face. Sorry,
Speaker 1: that is sort of usually where it ends. I usually
Speaker 1: lash out and I always apologize. My rule is seven days.
Speaker 1: I have to apologize within seven days, and I wait,
Speaker 1: I waited out and sometimes it doesn't come, but sometimes
Speaker 1: it does, and sometimes it comes at the eleventh hour,
Speaker 1: end of day six, exactly the day we are going
Speaker 1: to do some audience participation. That's right now. I see
Speaker 1: that some of you have written to us on the
Speaker 1: internet asking for advice from your good old pal Ron. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We actually have quite a lot of questions to get
Speaker 1: through today. Okay, Well, everyone comes to me for advice,
Speaker 1: love advice, fashion advice, raccoon advice. You name it, so
Speaker 1: I'm kind of used to it. Um, what what's raccoon advice? Oh?
Speaker 1: You know, I give advice on how to get them
Speaker 1: into your house and domesticate them. Great at Jared Stephen
Speaker 1: rode In. He says, me and my girlfriend are in
Speaker 1: the middle of a fight. What's something I can say
Speaker 1: that will end the dispute? Calmly m hmmm. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: glad you asked this, Jared. You know, I love stopping
Speaker 1: a fight. I in fact, I always wanted to be
Speaker 1: one of those security guys on the you know Jerry
Speaker 1: Springer show, Carolina, you know who jumps in when the
Speaker 1: is hitting the fan. And just pulls the brawl apart. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes I break up a fight before it
Speaker 1: even happens. I'll just walk into crowded bars and I'll yell, hey,
Speaker 1: cool it. Oh wow. I mean I guess that could
Speaker 1: resolve a dispute that's about to start. Okay, but this
Speaker 1: guy is just asking how to end an argument with
Speaker 1: his significant other, right again, great question. Listen, if you
Speaker 1: want your partner to remain calm, you have to remain calm.
Speaker 1: It takes two to tango. You know what. That's actually,
Speaker 1: that's that's good advice. I completely agree. Yeah, no, it's
Speaker 1: pretty simple, simple blueprint. I mean, you should just calmly
Speaker 1: say to your girlfriend in almost a whisper, listen, honey,
Speaker 1: you're being crazy. Okay, you're losing your marbles. If you
Speaker 1: keep backs in this way, you're gonna land yourself in
Speaker 1: the cuckoo's nest. No, absolutely not run. You cannot call
Speaker 1: women crazy? Well, then how should we tell them to
Speaker 1: calm down? No, you should never tell a woman to
Speaker 1: calm down? Well, then how will I let them know
Speaker 1: when they're being hysteria? Avoid all of these words, all
Speaker 1: of these sentences. M h geez, you know. It's just
Speaker 1: it's so much easier dealing with raccoons than it is
Speaker 1: dealing with people. Don't you agree? No, No, this is
Speaker 1: Ron Burgundy. You're listening to, of course, a special episode
Speaker 1: best of season two. Um. Some great memories here, great memories,
Speaker 1: even though I gotta say there's a bit of a
Speaker 1: bummer that we had to drive all the way in
Speaker 1: here to record these intros and outros. Well, you had
Speaker 1: me canceled to vacations and they were both on the
Speaker 1: wrong dates. What are you gonna do? What are you
Speaker 1: gonna do? This business is a fickle mistress, I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean, we could have planned it out better. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: that's why I don't take any vacations ever. I'm on call,
Speaker 1: ready to go. Literally told me that you're out of
Speaker 1: the country. Last night, when I told you we had
Speaker 1: this tomorrow, you said, I can't amount of the country.
Speaker 1: I know, I was hoping you would. I was hoping
Speaker 1: you would take the bait and cancel it reschedule, But no,
Speaker 1: I wasn't. I was lying. Yeah, I see that now. Well, regardless,
Speaker 1: we're here right. We had mentioned this before. We have
Speaker 1: a new piece of technology in the studio, The Google
Speaker 1: Home device, which you implied was a better employee. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't imply I said it. Okay, well I have
Speaker 1: been coming around to it, you know. No, it's not
Speaker 1: a human that works from eight am to eight thirty
Speaker 1: pm and was called with no lunch breaks, no lunch breaks,
Speaker 1: and on Christmas you called me saying you had a
Speaker 1: bad dream, and then on my way there you said
Speaker 1: you were at Panda Express. But look, this could be
Speaker 1: more helpful to us because watch, hey, Google, what are
Speaker 1: some nearby restaurants. I found a few restaurants near you.
Speaker 1: It actually is super helpful. Can do anything. It can
Speaker 1: show you where the closest Panda expresses and then you
Speaker 1: won't have to call me. I still might call you, though,
Speaker 1: just for backup. I don't think Google needs backup. I
Speaker 1: think it's it's got you. You know. It's interesting because
Speaker 1: sometimes they have celebrities do the voice for it. That's
Speaker 1: so cool. Yeah, and I don't know if I told
Speaker 1: you this, but I was up for the voice of
Speaker 1: that thing, and I would have crushed it. Yeah maybe,
Speaker 1: but no, I lost out to get this. Guess who
Speaker 1: I lost it to. You're gonna believe this. It's a
Speaker 1: total I roll John Legend him, but he's a tough competition.
Speaker 1: You think I don't know that. I mean, the man
Speaker 1: has a voice of an angel and a wife with
Speaker 1: a social media presence that's nothing less than delightful. But
Speaker 1: let me ask you, does John Legend have any experience
Speaker 1: as a newscaster? Does he not that I'm aware of?
Speaker 1: Does Google? Thing is supposed to give you information and
Speaker 1: news and play music? Right? I mean, the last time
Speaker 1: I checked, that's the job of a broadcaster. I'm a broadcaster,
Speaker 1: not some guy with oscars and Grammys and a beautiful
Speaker 1: genius wife who has great personality and just totally nails
Speaker 1: it on social media. I mean, doesn't John Legend have enough?
Speaker 1: He's very talented and nice, Nice Carolina. Let me show
Speaker 1: you I can do this. Ask me a question like
Speaker 1: I was Google. Okay, um, hey, Ron, what's the closest
Speaker 1: yoga studio? You have several options? I've sat that you're
Speaker 1: on your phone? Also, do you really think yo guys? Enough? Okay?
Speaker 1: That's in? Is that like a golemn invitation? I have
Speaker 1: no idea. I made a choice during the audition, and
Speaker 1: I I totally blew it. It is weird, right, it's yes,
Speaker 1: strong but wrong against John Legend. I don't think I
Speaker 1: didn't even have a chance. It's unsettling. Um, we should
Speaker 1: move on. Actually, yes, let's uh well, let's get back
Speaker 1: here with more of best of Season two special episode
Speaker 1: and we are back with the Ron Burgundy Podcast. Today
Speaker 1: we have Roni Ganosh in the house. Los Angeles magazine
Speaker 1: calls her the star Somali A. I call her RONI, Yes,
Speaker 1: what do you What do you think of a nice Burgundy?
Speaker 1: And I'm not just talking about the wine. Let's just
Speaker 1: put the chateau away for a little bit while you
Speaker 1: sober up. I think that we have to get through
Speaker 1: the inter you know, I feel like we barely got
Speaker 1: to talk about I love Lucy. Are you a Lucy
Speaker 1: or an Ethel? Because I'm a Samantha and Caroline it
Speaker 1: as a Miranda. No, I'm not. That's you're mixing up shows.
Speaker 1: I'm and for the record, I'm Charlotte. Which question should
Speaker 1: I answer? Lucy or Ethel? You know the chocolate machine, right,
Speaker 1: the conveyor belt, all the chocolates. When we're getting a
Speaker 1: little often, I wish there's no right or wrong answer.
Speaker 1: Maybe a Lucy. I'd like to be a lucy Oh wow,
Speaker 1: well it looks like are you okay? Are you? Are
Speaker 1: you going to take a little nap? Do you do
Speaker 1: you guys ever wonder what any of it all means? Okay, no,
Speaker 1: I think why don't you get your head off the table.
Speaker 1: You're gonna fall out of your chair. Just sit back.
Speaker 1: Do you guys have any more Yeah, yeah, no, we do,
Speaker 1: we do. We definitely have a few more questions. Okay, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: come on, come on, you got it. Just Ronni didn't
Speaker 1: see that, did she. No, you're a good run. Don't worry.
Speaker 1: You got it? Oh yeah, ship shape? All right? Where
Speaker 1: are my notes? Yeah, they're right in front of you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I just sit on the floor of my shower
Speaker 1: and I just think, wow, who turned off the dance music?
Speaker 1: There wasn't any dance music playing. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: want to put on the new song by Degrees. They
Speaker 1: aren't abandoned anymore. That's not true. That's not true. You
Speaker 1: just don't listen to their music anymore. You know what,
Speaker 1: Let's get back to viticulture vida who yeah, um, RONI yes, run.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. We only got so much time on
Speaker 1: this big blue marble, and I mean, it just keeps
Speaker 1: spinning and spinning and spinning. What's your question? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get to it. Four eyes. Sorry, why did I say that?
Speaker 1: Because I'm glasses all right, I don't I like your glasses.
Speaker 1: I apologize. That was uncalled for. It's okay, you don't
Speaker 1: think at emotional. They just discovered a black hole, you know,
Speaker 1: that was cool. Yeah, but we're all we're all heading
Speaker 1: for that black hole. That's the thing and I can't
Speaker 1: stop thinking about. All right, Yeah, you might see a
Speaker 1: nap or so. Anyway, you're my best friend. Whom Who
Speaker 1: am I looking at? I could be looking at Carolina.
Speaker 1: You're both my best you're you're both my best friends. Ronnie,
Speaker 1: you're my new best friend, and you're a little I
Speaker 1: get get a good feeling about you. So I'll put
Speaker 1: you number one best friend, Carolina number two. Thank you?
Speaker 1: But um woy okay, cool, Oh it's been a long
Speaker 1: day for you. Come on, ah gosh, if you want
Speaker 1: to read some advertisements, let's get to some mad copy. Ronnie,
Speaker 1: do you have time to stay? I think she has
Speaker 1: to go because she was just here for the interview. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just wonder if you walk at that door, Ronny. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. I will never speak to you again.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I will never speak to you. Wow.
Speaker 1: Well it's been really nice. Oh you're doing it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. Okay, but I'll see you around. Yeah,
Speaker 1: famous last words. Bye bye, Ronnie. Nice to me. You.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming on the podcast. It
Speaker 1: was really amazing. Right, do you want I have a
Speaker 1: couple of bottles of Chateau Diane if you want to
Speaker 1: take on your way. She just need that, right, okay,
Speaker 1: but thank you. Okay, we'll get the door. Sorry, she wait, Ronnie.
Speaker 1: She was my best friend and you're my enemy. And
Speaker 1: as promised, we are joined by feminist icon Glorious Steinham. Gloria,
Speaker 1: I just have to ask you this coming out of
Speaker 1: the gate. What's up, my lady. It's an honor, Gloria.
Speaker 1: You you worked undercover as a playboy bunny when you
Speaker 1: were a journalist. Um, during that experience, did you run
Speaker 1: into any misogyny? Misogyny? Well, probably not because they were
Speaker 1: not smart enough to know what the word was, so yeah,
Speaker 1: tell me about it. It was. It was just wall
Speaker 1: to wall exploitation. It was an assignment to write an
Speaker 1: article and X was a I had invented a background
Speaker 1: of being a secretary and wanting a more interesting job
Speaker 1: because the advertisements for being a bunny said that this
Speaker 1: was a glamorous, wonderful job. But the bunny mother who
Speaker 1: interviewed me said, honey, if you can type, you don't
Speaker 1: want to work here. That should have been a warning.
Speaker 1: That should have been warning. Was that in Was that
Speaker 1: in Chicago? No here in New York? And yet I
Speaker 1: don't know if people even know what Playboy magazine is nowadays,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, I'm sorry to say that that
Speaker 1: now here in Manhattan a Playboy club has just opened,
Speaker 1: even though it was given up as totally out of date,
Speaker 1: even by Hefner. So I'm not quite sure how the
Speaker 1: one here is able to call itself a Playboy club,
Speaker 1: but it's pretty crazy that they just opened it a
Speaker 1: few months ago. Well, I used to have I had
Speaker 1: a subscription for as long as I can remember. And
Speaker 1: I'm not just saying this because I'm talking to you.
Speaker 1: I read it strictly for the articles. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: they had a formula even in the articles that in
Speaker 1: no way were women allowed to win. I mean that
Speaker 1: was was Hefner's formula. You know, whatever was printed or
Speaker 1: whatever was photographed, it had to be clear that men
Speaker 1: were dominant. Holy smokes, you and a sat in pajamas? Huh? Well,
Speaker 1: I do think he was kind of pathetic and insecure,
Speaker 1: you know what. I once gotten a fist fight with
Speaker 1: him at the Playboy Mansion. No kidding. Well, they lost
Speaker 1: my car. The valet lost my car, and so I
Speaker 1: had to spend three weeks at the Playboy Mansion. Um,
Speaker 1: it was. It was the worst three weeks of my
Speaker 1: life because of all the Missalgermy. Yeah, all right, this
Speaker 1: has been the best of season two. Uh. That was
Speaker 1: a real fun stroll down memory lane, wasn't it, Carolina?
Speaker 1: I had the best time. It really reminded me of
Speaker 1: some past trauma I've had on this shell, some joy somewhere,
Speaker 1: some past trauma. Hey, it's I've ever promised you a
Speaker 1: rose garden? Well, you actually did say that I would
Speaker 1: be getting a rose garden. I did. You said, don't
Speaker 1: worry about it. Don't worry about it. At some point
Speaker 1: in time, you will be getting a rose garden. And
Speaker 1: I have yet to deliver on that promise. Um, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put that on my to do list, my
Speaker 1: honeydew list, except I don't have a honey to hand
Speaker 1: it to me. So with that, we put old season
Speaker 1: two into the time capsule and send it off and
Speaker 1: chuck it over the edge of the ship and let
Speaker 1: that corked bottle bob to some unknown shore. That's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I mean this will be recording released but right, but
Speaker 1: still it's fun to give it some sort of mystique. Um,
Speaker 1: thanks again for listening. Uh this is Ron Burgundy uh
Speaker 1: on behalf of Carolina saying so long shalom and that
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