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Speaker 1: I wish we could teach kids, and I wish we
Speaker 1: would teach us in school when a person, when a
Speaker 1: kid bullies you, and it's going to happen, it's because
Speaker 1: their life is shipped at home, or they hate themselves
Speaker 1: or one of these. It's one of these things. It's
Speaker 1: not an excuse. But if you can understand where that
Speaker 1: bully is coming from. Like if someone would have fucking
Speaker 1: told me that when I was a kid, I would
Speaker 1: have been like, oh, so it's not me. I don't
Speaker 1: give a ship, call me whatever the funk you want,
Speaker 1: Like I really wouldn't care. And I know that it's
Speaker 1: like kids. To have thick skin is to be epathetic
Speaker 1: in a way that's not excusing, but to understand the
Speaker 1: human condition, yeah, because then it's almost like you look
Speaker 1: at the boy like like and for them, and that's
Speaker 1: the thing. And I obviously didn't know like the psychology
Speaker 1: behind it, but like I just equished, I really wasn't
Speaker 1: bullied very much, but the few people who, like the
Speaker 1: one the one kid who believe me a little bit.
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, I don't know how I knew this,
Speaker 1: but I just like knew him, like, oh, he's doing
Speaker 1: this because he has a crush on me, and like
Speaker 1: I don't know where the funk I learned it, but
Speaker 1: I just could sense it. I knew when that was happening.
Speaker 1: I knew it, like he said, like we would be
Speaker 1: in our class and he would throw my book bag
Speaker 1: in the garbage and I wouldn't go over again, and
Speaker 1: then I like, and then I would look around, and
Speaker 1: then he'd be like, oh, fucking Kyle through my god
Speaker 1: damn book back in the garbage again, and and then
Speaker 1: then it's like later on like obviously like he was
Speaker 1: having I mean, he fucking killed him. This is the
Speaker 1: person who killed himself, you know, but who later he was,
Speaker 1: who later in our adulthood apologize for what he did
Speaker 1: on And I was like, I'm not mad at you.
Speaker 1: I was like I always like I And I wasn't
Speaker 1: mad at him at all either, because like even in school,
Speaker 1: in school, he was like a terror to me, like
Speaker 1: it never like I never took it personally and never
Speaker 1: hurt my feelings. So I was just like all that,
Speaker 1: I kind of like always just walked around like I
Speaker 1: can't wait to get to get away from these children,
Speaker 1: even though I was also like thirteen and then yeah,
Speaker 1: but you weren't bullying. And then after school would see him,
Speaker 1: like we would literally we lived on the same block
Speaker 1: and we would walk home together, and he was like
Speaker 1: perfectly nice. And so because of that behavior, I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm a little weird and I'm comfortable being weird, but
Speaker 1: he's not comfortable being seen with this girl who's weird,
Speaker 1: and that's his problem. And I knew that that was
Speaker 1: his problem the whole time, and like I was still
Speaker 1: nice time after school because I was like, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to be means to someone who obviously like has
Speaker 1: some I didn't know the complexity of it, but I was.
Speaker 1: I just like I was like I just knew very
Speaker 1: succinctly that it was his problem, and like we would
Speaker 1: walk home from school together and it would be fine,
Speaker 1: And like I had a lot of like these weird
Speaker 1: kind of like people who were like popular or like
Speaker 1: kind of mean in school who are like wouldn't talk
Speaker 1: to me in school, and I would talk to them
Speaker 1: after school, and it didn't make me feel any less
Speaker 1: than I'm like, well this is there. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is just their problem. I really wish that they would
Speaker 1: they would have a more empathetic approach towards teaching bullying,
Speaker 1: because uh, if everybody like and you could, there is
Speaker 1: so many ways to meet. My friend who's a mones
Speaker 1: Story school teacher who I love the way she talks
Speaker 1: to children and she does not talk down to them,
Speaker 1: and she treats them with respect and more respect than
Speaker 1: a lot of times their parents will treat them because
Speaker 1: the like I hate seeing a parent. And again this
Speaker 1: is coming from somebody without kids, who's to say if
Speaker 1: I had when I'm like, oh you wick, youkay, like
Speaker 1: you know, talking to them like they're you know, not
Speaker 1: even a person, but like just talking down to your
Speaker 1: kids in that weird tone, it's just like, ah, just
Speaker 1: I feel like if your kids get it, and if
Speaker 1: you treat them with respect, and if you give them
Speaker 1: this knowledge of like, hey, that little kid is bullying
Speaker 1: you because he hurts inside, that's you know, and then
Speaker 1: then that will give that kid who's being bullied, go okay,
Speaker 1: and now I can actually I'm doing a good thing
Speaker 1: by uh, you know, just going all right. I mean,
Speaker 1: unless the kids like hitting other kids or something like that.
Speaker 1: But it's like, oh, you can almost have be a
Speaker 1: piece a little bit knowing that, like, well, that's their
Speaker 1: problem and that's really sad that that's happening with them,
Speaker 1: but it's nothing to do with me. Yeah. I think
Speaker 1: it's also different like being bullied as U a girl,
Speaker 1: because a lot of times it will be verbal bullying
Speaker 1: rather than like physical because I feel bad for actually
Speaker 1: some like young boys, because they are like threatened with
Speaker 1: physical violence and they feel like they have to own
Speaker 1: up to that and and then and to me, that's
Speaker 1: so much scarier than verbal violence. But I think actually
Speaker 1: a lot of people are probably more scared and more
Speaker 1: traumatized by verbal violence now that I think about it,
Speaker 1: because like I'm like, I'm like just whatever, you can say,
Speaker 1: whatever you want to me, like, just don't please don't
Speaker 1: hit me. I can just please don't hit me. I'm
Speaker 1: really not gonna that's not gonna go well first and
Speaker 1: stones yeah, oh my god, that's so interesting because I
Speaker 1: also when I was in college, I worked in the
Speaker 1: city at this daycare center. And I remember one time,
Speaker 1: like this four year old called me a bit and
Speaker 1: that man, man did it made me laugh, but I
Speaker 1: had to pretend I was mad. God, it was so funny,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what did he he? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course of course, man, it's a little man. And
Speaker 1: like my first thing, my first, my gut reaction was
Speaker 1: to laugh. And then of course the second reaction is,
Speaker 1: like Jesus Christ, what's going on in this fucking four
Speaker 1: year old house that he knows the word bitch and
Speaker 1: he's saying it to me with such venom, Like obviously
Speaker 1: someone is calling his mother a bit, you know, it's terrible. Um.
Speaker 1: And then but the thing is, like I he was
Speaker 1: the only one who thought I was a bit. Also
Speaker 1: I thought it was real cool, so well everyone else
Speaker 1: like cool parents. But but the reason why was because
Speaker 1: like and I don't think they even understood like what
Speaker 1: sarcasm was, but I think they just realized that I
Speaker 1: was speaking to them in an adult tone because I
Speaker 1: would like make sarcastic jokes and I would kind of
Speaker 1: like lately roast them, and they thought it was the funniest, Like,
Speaker 1: you know, they thought it was the funniest thing ever.
Speaker 1: And then I would sit and we would like roast
Speaker 1: other people that, like, you know, not like vicious sleep,
Speaker 1: but you know, you know whatever, a sandwich. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: wasn't like fucking conty central level roasting, but you know,
Speaker 1: like the roast of the roast of kindergarteners. Um oh,
Speaker 1: that's a funny idea. Yeah. And I would especially love
Speaker 1: to chat with the girls because I never I never
Speaker 1: treat boys badly, but I always make sure to treat
Speaker 1: girls better. Yeah, Like I I treat men like young boys,
Speaker 1: with the exact level of respect they deserve, and then
Speaker 1: I just treat girls a little bit better. And I
Speaker 1: think that's a fair way to go, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: you can need a little boost, a little put, a
Speaker 1: little pep step girlfriend, Andrew, you're already confident, Alicia, you
Speaker 1: need Yeah, you just need. Yeah, you don't know, they
Speaker 1: don't need that extra cod language that's gonna come. That's
Speaker 1: gonna come along from Tinder and Ryan whatever. Men who
Speaker 1: were coddled by their mother's children grew up to be
Speaker 1: so um uh just you can't deal like just a
Speaker 1: nightmare but so much. But women who are caught like
Speaker 1: daddy girl, daddy's girls, do they grow up to be something?
Speaker 1: I don't know any I don't really, I think because
Speaker 1: the type of women who are coddled are a different
Speaker 1: type of girl than like we probably mostly hang out
Speaker 1: out with. I feel like that's girls that are kind
Speaker 1: of like weirdly flirty with their dads. Yes, yeah, that's weird,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I was thinking about that
Speaker 1: the other day. I'm some families are flirty with each other,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, are they weird? Or am I weird?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I'm trying to think. I'm like,
Speaker 1: sometimes I'm more gentle with my dad, but that's just
Speaker 1: because like with my words, But that's just because he's
Speaker 1: the more sweeter, like he's like the more gentle and
Speaker 1: fragile of the parents. So I'm responding to his energy
Speaker 1: because sometimes I'll come in with it with my regular
Speaker 1: level energy, which is like learned from my mom, and
Speaker 1: my mom can take it stuff too much. Likely, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: my dad has like a very like a like a
Speaker 1: poem a poem reading energy. That's great, that's the best.
Speaker 1: You can't handle all that, you know? Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, it's weird whenever I when I when
Speaker 1: I was friends with girls, when I'm friends with girls,
Speaker 1: but whatever, I'm like, have a girl friends, when your
Speaker 1: friends with girls, those are the shitty days. None of
Speaker 1: my friends played except me U. Yeah. I remember the
Speaker 1: first time. I forget who it was, but I remember
Speaker 1: the first time I saw like a girl be like
Speaker 1: like daddy's girl ish with her dad and then the
Speaker 1: dad was eating it up and she was eating it up,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is a weird to anybody's well,
Speaker 1: and it's always weird to me. They're not fucking but
Speaker 1: it it is weird. I know, right, what are they
Speaker 1: in Virginia? What? It always weirds me out when like
Speaker 1: when like dad will say to his daughter, like when
Speaker 1: she's a teenager, like, oh, you look just like your mother. Oh,
Speaker 1: especially if they say like that, yeah, yeah, I've heard
Speaker 1: that before, like guys sitting And that's a weird thing
Speaker 1: because like my dad is like so nice and even
Speaker 1: like he's like and he's not like that at all,
Speaker 1: but like even when he says like you look pretty, like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay that we're done here. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: and I know, yeah, like my dad's never commented on
Speaker 1: my looks. Oh really no, because I'd be weird it out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: telling my dad was like fat asked baby, shake girl.
Speaker 1: Daddy's a little girl. It's not like all this thirst
Speaker 1: rap wontwalks. No. I mean, he's like, oh, you look pretty,
Speaker 1: and I'm still like I don't. Sometimes my mom will
Speaker 1: be like, Edward, doesn't she look nice? And I've done
Speaker 1: will be like, yeah, that's all I got. But that's
Speaker 1: what I'm comfortable with, right right, right, you know, because
Speaker 1: it's weird because I think it is important to obviously
Speaker 1: say a lot of other like positive things about especially
Speaker 1: your female child, but like I think I also think
Speaker 1: like to neglect ever saying anything positive about her looks
Speaker 1: as a misstep as well, just because we live in
Speaker 1: a society so that's values that so much. And like
Speaker 1: I think it's important to be like, yeah, you're creative
Speaker 1: and smart and interesting and all those things are more important.
Speaker 1: But every now and then, yeah, every now and then
Speaker 1: you gotta throw into like and Teddy's robot him, you know,
Speaker 1: I gotta throw it in, gotta pepper it in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think either of my I mean, when I
Speaker 1: had prom My mom would be like, my mom's very
Speaker 1: like you look beautiful, and my brother, you look so handsome,
Speaker 1: Like mom's very doting over her children. Um, but my
Speaker 1: dad was like, yeah, like that's all I said. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all I really want from you, Dad, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't really, you know. Once we got older, my brother
Speaker 1: and I would just kind of like not like complimentary,
Speaker 1: We would like check each each other's outfits over because
Speaker 1: we're close enough in age that we're like by the
Speaker 1: time he was in his twenty you were my brothers
Speaker 1: and sisters that are flirty. That's fucking weird. Yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: do I know them? I know I was. I've had
Speaker 1: people accused me and my brother have being being and
Speaker 1: they're jealous. Kar Karne, stop trying to fuck your brother. Okay,
Speaker 1: he doesn't want you. Are you projecting, Alice? I feel
Speaker 1: like you might be yeah, And I'm like, why don't
Speaker 1: I think it's just like because my brother and I
Speaker 1: are very like, like we're very friendly. Oh dude, my
Speaker 1: brother and I, well we we were not friendly when
Speaker 1: I was younger, but we're eight year difference, but we
Speaker 1: like talk all the time, like we talk like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love my brother, he's the ship. Yeah, Like my
Speaker 1: brother is a good friend of mine. Yeah. Like I
Speaker 1: was to tell everyone I FaceTime my brothers. I was
Speaker 1: trying to talk to my nephew but he wasn't there.
Speaker 1: So I was talking to my brother for like an
Speaker 1: hour and a half and I was like, yeah, did
Speaker 1: And I was like, tell Brandley the face time me
Speaker 1: and he's like, I'm gonna be hungover. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's cool. You earned it. We have a very broie. Yeah. Like,
Speaker 1: my brother texts me a picture just the other day
Speaker 1: and he was like, I got new glasses. Do they
Speaker 1: look cool or do I look like a nineteen seventies lesbian?
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, I thought you look good
Speaker 1: at now, but I was like, now that you put
Speaker 1: that nineteen seventies lesbian thing my head, I can't get
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