Speaker 1: Welcome to Guys We Fund, the anti slust shaming todd
Speaker 1: I'm Christina Hudy, I'm curR and sister Solly. Friends bring
Speaker 1: us to a slutty of your horny and your shame. Hey, yes,
Speaker 1: okay talk Hey fuckers, how you doing. Welcome to a
Speaker 1: bonus episode of Guys We Fuck. It's the anti splot
Speaker 1: shaming podcast, brought to you exclusively by Luminary Media. I'm
Speaker 1: Karin Fisher, I'm Christina Hutchinson. We're recording this early Thursday
Speaker 1: before it gets released, so we're and we're not going
Speaker 1: to comment on We're just gonna we We asked our
Speaker 1: associate producer Emily if you could just gather emails of
Speaker 1: sex story, sex questions that were out there, interesting, funny, crazy,
Speaker 1: just to have an episode that is just for that um.
Speaker 1: But our activism still stands. But hopefully this can possibly
Speaker 1: be a respite um right now, because you should be active,
Speaker 1: you should be talking, you should be doing stuff, be
Speaker 1: so you don't go crazy and you know, lash out
Speaker 1: on people on social media or wake up in the
Speaker 1: middle of the night, uh with an anxiety attack from
Speaker 1: watching police brutality videos all weeken like I did last night. Um,
Speaker 1: you need to do something funny and silly and turn
Speaker 1: off your phone and turn off the news and get
Speaker 1: some sunshine and walk your dog and do like the
Speaker 1: regular things because you need to be in good working
Speaker 1: order and able to help, you know, in order to
Speaker 1: help people correctly. Yes, And no matter who you are,
Speaker 1: where you live, where you're from, everybody has a relationship
Speaker 1: to their own sexuality, be it they don't want to
Speaker 1: have sex, they love sex so much they can't get sex.
Speaker 1: May I don't know. You're just masturbating all weekend, m
Speaker 1: because you're not your what else to do? There's a
Speaker 1: lot of other stuff you could do. Hopefully you're googling
Speaker 1: as well as masturbating, but let's focus on on sex
Speaker 1: stuff for this bonus episode. UM, would you like to
Speaker 1: read the first email? Which you'd like me to read?
Speaker 1: The first email? You can go home? Okay. The subject
Speaker 1: line of email numero uno is I can only squirt
Speaker 1: when I pee, but I want to squirt on someone's face. Hey,
Speaker 1: Christina and karn I love you too, and I would
Speaker 1: not be the same proud pan sexual slut that I
Speaker 1: am without listening to you for six years. Oh ship,
Speaker 1: You're o G listener, thank you for always being completely
Speaker 1: and utterly all of yourselves and never apologizing for it
Speaker 1: or putting on a filter. You have been there for
Speaker 1: me while being closeted in high school to coming out,
Speaker 1: to having my queer awakening, to finding my true self
Speaker 1: and everything in between. I know you don't know me,
Speaker 1: but I feel like you are. You two are just
Speaker 1: close girlfriends who have supported me throughout a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff in my life. I hope I can meet you
Speaker 1: one day. Oh me too. Alright, let's continue to hurt email. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's get to it. Let's I have never squirted
Speaker 1: during sex and really want to. It is a huge
Speaker 1: fantasy of mine to squirt on someone's face, mostly because
Speaker 1: one time a girl squirt it on my face and
Speaker 1: I was in literal gay heaven. It was amazing, and
Speaker 1: I want to be able to do that. I've done
Speaker 1: my diligent research on the subject, and from my understanding,
Speaker 1: it's a different type of orgasm in which some kind
Speaker 1: of bodily fluid squirts out, some of which could possibly
Speaker 1: be pete. I've tried different techniques with sex partners masturbation
Speaker 1: and nothing has worked. But I noticed that every time
Speaker 1: I masturbate, I have an orgasm, and then a few
Speaker 1: minutes later I have to go pete. That was me too.
Speaker 1: Then I noticed that when I pee afterwards, it feels good,
Speaker 1: like really good. That has not happened to me. So
Speaker 1: I tried to tap into my body a little more
Speaker 1: to figure out what's going on and how my body works.
Speaker 1: So lately, whenever I go pee, even if I don't
Speaker 1: masturbate before, right as I'm almost done peeing, and when
Speaker 1: my muscles are completely relaxed, it starts to feel really good.
Speaker 1: And sometimes I will have a full on squirt orgasm
Speaker 1: into the toilet. What it feels amazing, But I don't
Speaker 1: want to square it into the toilet. I want to
Speaker 1: squir it on someone's face. You tell a girl. The
Speaker 1: only way I can think of how to squirt during
Speaker 1: sex as if I try piss play, But that doesn't
Speaker 1: particularly interest me or turn me on. I feel like
Speaker 1: in order for me to squirt, my sphincter muscles need
Speaker 1: to be completely relaxed, which only happens when I pee.
Speaker 1: So you see my dilemma. Can you please give me
Speaker 1: advice to help me squirt on someone's face? A very
Speaker 1: loyal fucker. That's a great question. It's a great question.
Speaker 1: I have squirted um with my long term partner of
Speaker 1: seven years, my ex and UM, he had dated. I
Speaker 1: don't know if I told you guys, but he didn't
Speaker 1: start before me, and so she taught him some things
Speaker 1: and then he did it to me because we were
Speaker 1: having that. He was basically telling me anybody could square it,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, why can't. I haven't, So let's figure
Speaker 1: that out, and he was and it happened very quickly,
Speaker 1: and he basically there was a lot of for me
Speaker 1: I need. And the writer mentioned this her her sphincter
Speaker 1: muscles and everything in her body is very relaxed before
Speaker 1: she squirts into the toilet, which good on you for
Speaker 1: figuring that out. Boo boo. But being relaxed in your
Speaker 1: body is key. So for me personally, I like really slow,
Speaker 1: long drawn out for play and then for me to
Speaker 1: personally squirt. Uh. My ex had put um one finger
Speaker 1: up than two than three and then pretty much a
Speaker 1: fist almost and he made the come hither motion in
Speaker 1: my service towards my belly button. And I'm reading this
Speaker 1: article from BBC UK. It is called uh just in
Speaker 1: case for efforts. Every question you've ever had about female
Speaker 1: ejaculation answered, isn't it funny how we don't know that much,
Speaker 1: but the military will give you five ac or if
Speaker 1: you just raise your hand. Um. Many women and this
Speaker 1: is a quote from the article Many women who do
Speaker 1: ejaculate say that what gets them there is stimulating the
Speaker 1: G spot, an area about five to eight centimeters inside
Speaker 1: the vagina. It's on the front wall, so towards your
Speaker 1: belly button, not your back, and sometimes feels slightly rougher
Speaker 1: and more textured than the surrounding flesh. Rather than existing
Speaker 1: as a discrete anatomical structure in itself, the G spot
Speaker 1: is now widely considered to be more of a zone
Speaker 1: through which the skemes glands s k e ny I've
Speaker 1: never heard that word, but looked at up later, maybe
Speaker 1: massaged along with internal hidden parts of the clitteress and
Speaker 1: this and this we now know to be like an iceberg.
Speaker 1: The hood of a head you can see on the
Speaker 1: outside of the body are merely the tip of a
Speaker 1: much bigger organ that extends downwards into the vaginal passage. Uh.
Speaker 1: This is a quote from somebody. I get my partner
Speaker 1: to rub my g spot with their fingers using the
Speaker 1: come hither motion and firm pressure, says Saffron thirty four.
Speaker 1: Specially angled sex toys make it easier for me to
Speaker 1: achieve that same effect alone if I carry on using
Speaker 1: my vibrator after I have climax that can make me squirt,
Speaker 1: reveals Daphne twenty three. It's an intense, almost overwhelming sensation,
Speaker 1: though I have to push through what feels like an
Speaker 1: urge to urinate. But after that, I love how primal
Speaker 1: and freeing it feels to have the mad nectar fly
Speaker 1: from my new new All right, we should you just
Speaker 1: say vagina? Okay, whatever you say whatever, um so oh
Speaker 1: and then there's a section, oh right, so is there
Speaker 1: pressure on women to performs squirty tricks? Squirty tricks? I
Speaker 1: love that um. Adult actresses themselves report that there's growing
Speaker 1: demand for them to be able to ejaculate. Sylvia Sage
Speaker 1: has worked on in porn for four years and says
Speaker 1: it's increasingly being asked for a woman's career can take
Speaker 1: a financial upswing if she manages to squirt. I don't
Speaker 1: get hired for jobs specifically featuring this act because it's
Speaker 1: not something I can guarantee will happen to my body.
Speaker 1: Other performers who similarly can't be sure they'll squirt on
Speaker 1: cue fake it by drinking lots of your Well, that's
Speaker 1: not what you want to do, that's not the reason
Speaker 1: you want to do it. What are they drinking lots
Speaker 1: of water? Like? They drink their own pe and eat
Speaker 1: their own ship and then they sk magic. Um. So basically,
Speaker 1: I think one of the one of the things for
Speaker 1: the writer to be able to squirt on somebody's face
Speaker 1: is really having a sense of trust with this person
Speaker 1: so that yes, your sphincter muscles can relax, but your
Speaker 1: heart and head muscles can also relax. So I think
Speaker 1: really experimenting with long drawn out four plays a suggestion
Speaker 1: that I would like to put out there because it
Speaker 1: is true. Squirting feels like it's It's so funny to
Speaker 1: me because when I when I masturbate, I don't squirt.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't. Actually, there was one sexual partner
Speaker 1: I had since my ex that I that had made
Speaker 1: me squirt. No to that three way with that porn
Speaker 1: star boy. Never forget that I squirted, and ever we
Speaker 1: were all three of us were like whoa, um, so
Speaker 1: they come hither. Um motion with the fingers is definitely key,
Speaker 1: but I think for you writer, and for a lot
Speaker 1: of women, one of the keys is being feeling completely
Speaker 1: relaxed and uninhibited. So I would say, practice, practice, practice,
Speaker 1: That's how you get to Carnegie Hall, and that's how
Speaker 1: you're gonna get to squirre it on a ladies face.
Speaker 1: So practice being comfortable and just breathing, and also practice
Speaker 1: maybe for play without the goal of an orgasm, because
Speaker 1: that tends to take a lot of pressure off, because
Speaker 1: I feel like women's orgasms have so much to do
Speaker 1: with what's going on mentally, intellectually, emotionally and spiritually. Um,
Speaker 1: the only thing. Although for for scorting consaining, I know,
Speaker 1: like a lot of people have say that everyone can
Speaker 1: scirt a skirt everyone, but I'm in a I mean
Speaker 1: not that Essence magazine is like a medical document. But
Speaker 1: the writer for this article says, every woman can't learn
Speaker 1: how to do it. Either you have what we call
Speaker 1: an ejaculation or squirting gland, or you don't really well, yeah,
Speaker 1: why is there so much conflicting information female? And that
Speaker 1: it's and it's she's it's it's written by a doctor,
Speaker 1: doctor Jessica Shepherd m d Okay, well, um yeah, because
Speaker 1: it was like it was Aska. Gynecologists can every woman's
Speaker 1: skirt every scot but not everyone can squirt. Possibly. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, wait, I want to see you that because
Speaker 1: I'm I've never spirted, and I've had some pretty like
Speaker 1: have you had people, Have you had sexual partners that
Speaker 1: have made women score in the past and then they
Speaker 1: tried those, you know, similar tactics. I've actually never discussed
Speaker 1: that because like I don't like hearing like I'm not
Speaker 1: I've never like I've never I just don't know that
Speaker 1: much about past sexual partners because like that doesn't turn
Speaker 1: me on and so and no one's offered it, nor
Speaker 1: have I ever asked someone to make me squirt. It
Speaker 1: sounds like something like in particularly looking to do like
Speaker 1: I would be fine with it, but I'm never like
Speaker 1: it's never been the goal. But like kind of like
Speaker 1: with fingering and g spots and like and all that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. Like I've had some people like do
Speaker 1: some pretty great and high level work down there, so
Speaker 1: I feel like if it was going to happen, it
Speaker 1: would have happened. Possibly, Yeah, I don't know, Uh, I
Speaker 1: will it's It is interesting to me how a squirting
Speaker 1: orgasm just feels like truly a a a a atmospheric release.
Speaker 1: It is so different. It's such a different feeling than
Speaker 1: a clitoral orgasm. For me, Um, it just feels like you've, man,
Speaker 1: I go, I want to squirt right now. I could
Speaker 1: use that, man, so we can all use some squirts.
Speaker 1: Like a psychedelic sexual experience. Yeah, I would say so.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't hallucinate, however, you feel other, you
Speaker 1: feel like out of your body, in your body at
Speaker 1: the same time. It just feels like this amount of relaxation.
Speaker 1: Like and we've talked about this before, like when when
Speaker 1: you're your sexual partner that you know and trust that
Speaker 1: you've been tested and all of that stuff, um comes
Speaker 1: in you or raw dogs you. Yeah, there's probably more
Speaker 1: romantic way to say that, but uh, you know, uh
Speaker 1: puts this penis in your raw Um. It's just it's
Speaker 1: just a different feeling. It's just totally It just moves
Speaker 1: mountains in a different way. I mean, sex moves mountains.
Speaker 1: Gotta have it sex and so long well, because like
Speaker 1: that's like a connect Like that's to me, like the
Speaker 1: connection like skin on skin contact is a real thing,
Speaker 1: so you know, and that's why I don't. I never
Speaker 1: like to lie on this podcast just because it is
Speaker 1: like this safer option to have sex with a condom. Obviously,
Speaker 1: like it's not so good that it's worth getting yourself
Speaker 1: an s t I or pregnant. That being said, anyone
Speaker 1: who says that sex and the condom is just as
Speaker 1: good as without as a I love. I love sex,
Speaker 1: and I will take it with a car, especially if
Speaker 1: I've never had sex with you. We have to work
Speaker 1: on it, but um, you know, it's still great. God,
Speaker 1: I would take a condom dick over the leaves room
Speaker 1: for improvement. If you start with econdom, it's only gonna
Speaker 1: get better. Yeah, as long as they're not racist guyslet'
Speaker 1: stop fucking racist people. Sometimes you don't know. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: don't know until so many Fox said, you know, uh,
Speaker 1: subject line, I threw up on my boyfriend's dick. God,
Speaker 1: and so yeah, like I've never had a boyfriend or
Speaker 1: a partner tell me about making a girl square, but goddamn,
Speaker 1: I've had a lot of boyfriends tell me that girls
Speaker 1: threw up on their dicks. Tell me more, daddy, And
Speaker 1: I was like I'm looking at it. There's no need
Speaker 1: to throw up. It's not that. But when you're hungover
Speaker 1: and you give a blow job and you're like your
Speaker 1: littlejobs on it that you're giving too much. I well,
Speaker 1: it was a long time ago. That's Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I just love I love penises in my mouth when
Speaker 1: it's attached to somebody. I have feelings for he grin
Speaker 1: and Christina. Thanks for all you do. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll cut to the chase and let you know how
Speaker 1: I feel about you. At the end. You were looking
Speaker 1: for funny sex stories to share during quarantine, So here goes.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're so past quarantine. We're in a civil war.
Speaker 1: About eight years ago, when I was in my early twenties,
Speaker 1: my boyfriend and I went to visit his friends at
Speaker 1: their lake house and the Poconos. I'm from the land
Speaker 1: of wah Wah, Christina. After a few drinks, boyfriend I
Speaker 1: retreated to the room in which we were staying, directly
Speaker 1: across the hall from his friend's room with their two
Speaker 1: year old son, Pace for a kid that we had
Speaker 1: a shared bathroom between us. Boyfriend and I started getting
Speaker 1: down and dirty. He fingered me and then I gave
Speaker 1: him a blowjob. At his point in our relationship. We
Speaker 1: had been dating for around a year, but I haven't
Speaker 1: given him too many b js since we only saw
Speaker 1: each other on the weekends. We lived about an hour away.
Speaker 1: I like that she's like telling us, but it's like
Speaker 1: there was reasons why I didn't tween. Hey, you want
Speaker 1: to suck dick? You don't want to suck dick. I
Speaker 1: hope the reason was because you're a smart lady. I
Speaker 1: always disliked the act, probably related to very easily motivated
Speaker 1: gag reflex in a small mouth. We aren't you miss
Speaker 1: braying mouth. When I was a kid, I choked on
Speaker 1: pizza and my mom had to give me the hime
Speaker 1: leg Christ or or you were just like laughing, or
Speaker 1: you just need to chew better. Yeah, I also PiZZ
Speaker 1: I've choked so much on food because I just eat
Speaker 1: it so fast. I also needed one of those palatable expanders.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, your mouth was tight. Okay, oh my god,
Speaker 1: my mom was tightening it one even I started to
Speaker 1: go on during that guy's it's been a long week.
Speaker 1: It was tightening it one even evening. I accidentally swallowed
Speaker 1: the key. Pop it out are you do? You just
Speaker 1: not have control of your what's happening? Girl? I think
Speaker 1: both of these events contributed to my fear around large
Speaker 1: things in my mouth and the fear of choking again. Anyway,
Speaker 1: after a few drinks in me, I was cool with
Speaker 1: going down on the boyfriend. As he was about to come,
Speaker 1: I could feel my dag reflects screaming. And then it happened.
Speaker 1: He came and I puked at the same time. Ship hot.
Speaker 1: If you got that on video and puked, that's kind
Speaker 1: of like I mean, that's a lot of fluid. Boyfriend
Speaker 1: had no idea what happened, thinking all of the liquid
Speaker 1: in my mouth came from him. Oh, typical man. I
Speaker 1: went to the bathroom to spit out the grossness in
Speaker 1: my mouth. When I returned, boyfriend noticed some sort of
Speaker 1: chunks on the bedding. I had not been as clean
Speaker 1: as I thought I had. He asked me about it,
Speaker 1: and I'm pretty sure I cried of embarrassment. Girl, you
Speaker 1: can't help it. It was hard, yea. He told all
Speaker 1: his friends about it on the group text. He looked
Speaker 1: so big, dude, it was horrifying. I was so ashamed.
Speaker 1: He was so kind about the whole situation. I'm very comforting.
Speaker 1: We are now married, married gryson email will control you, Chad,
Speaker 1: take this small woman mouth small mouth woman to be
Speaker 1: my wife. Oh god, I like how everyone in the
Speaker 1: show is Chad. Now everyone everyone show is Chad. Sorry Chad,
Speaker 1: Tim Chod, we are now married. In sinstead occurrence, I
Speaker 1: I've mastered the art of the hand job. Teach me.
Speaker 1: It's such a wonderful sexual act that is sincerely undervalue.
Speaker 1: Coconut oil lives on my nights stand, and my hobby
Speaker 1: is happy to get off, not really missing b j's. Nice.
Speaker 1: That's how you get out of b js, Andy's or
Speaker 1: just bar from someone's stick. I could do that. I
Speaker 1: will sometimes suck him off at the end of a
Speaker 1: hand job or when we're having sex. And there's something
Speaker 1: to be said about looking each other in the each
Speaker 1: other in the eye while he fingers me and I
Speaker 1: give him a hand job. So sexy. How do you?
Speaker 1: How do you do that? Because I usually sit up
Speaker 1: when I'm giving a hand job, and then your vagina
Speaker 1: if you're laying facing each other, Oh see, I don't
Speaker 1: lay down. I'm giving a hand job. That's not enough
Speaker 1: working for my wrist. Yeah, I can lie down while
Speaker 1: I'm doing stuff like that because I get bored out, falsely,
Speaker 1: I'll drift off a hand job. There's zero. There's zero
Speaker 1: in a hand job for me. I was like, I was,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I have nothing in my There's nothing except
Speaker 1: for what's that thing when you type too much? Carp Yeah,
Speaker 1: carpal tunnel. Thanks for all that you do. You are inspirational. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna read a bunch of compliments about us
Speaker 1: where I can't. I was like, you know, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: We'll read it privately and quietly. Yeah, alright, next next email,
Speaker 1: the subject is fucking people in your world comedy and
Speaker 1: martial arts. Okay, Hey, ladies, please feel free to read
Speaker 1: this him on the podcast. God, I hope you do,
Speaker 1: but please don't say my name. I won't new fucker here.
Speaker 1: I've been listening to your episodes from the beginning and
Speaker 1: a huge fan. I love what you do in your
Speaker 1: whole movement. I was listening to your episode the other
Speaker 1: day titled do you Guys keep Track of Their Fox?
Speaker 1: From July Throwback, and the part about fucking other comics
Speaker 1: really resonated with me. I've been in martial arts since
Speaker 1: I was a teenager and I'm in my mid twenties now.
Speaker 1: Like I would imagine it is for comedy, the martial
Speaker 1: arts community feels tiny. Sometimes it seems like everyone knows
Speaker 1: everyone as someone who has been around it for a
Speaker 1: full decade. Now it's feeling smaller and smaller like that
Speaker 1: other girl's mouth. Within the martial arts community, I've been
Speaker 1: a student, coach, competitor, journalist, and official referee, judge, etcetera.
Speaker 1: Really every in every possible capacity, and as a woman
Speaker 1: in a male dominated field, especially a young woman, I
Speaker 1: feel I definitely stand out. Again, I'm sure you ladies
Speaker 1: can relate. Yeah, I'm young and Kia. Now what's my point?
Speaker 1: My point is I like to fuck fighters me too.
Speaker 1: Where are they there? Said it? And like you guys
Speaker 1: said in the episode, why wouldn't I want to funk
Speaker 1: people who are in the same world as me. I
Speaker 1: spend so much time within this community. It's where I
Speaker 1: meet a lot of people and have made a lot
Speaker 1: of my lifelong friends. Fighters, like comedians, are a different breed.
Speaker 1: Takes a very specific kind of person to want to
Speaker 1: do what we do. I ever wants to fight, but yeah,
Speaker 1: a few people actually do it. I don't like to fight, well,
Speaker 1: I mean I like, I like this. I like martial
Speaker 1: arts as a art, and I get you know when
Speaker 1: I fight, and I say, fighting be martial arts, and
Speaker 1: not a lot of outsiders can understand us the way
Speaker 1: we understand each other. Likewise, just how you ladies are
Speaker 1: attracted to funny men, I'm attracted to people who are
Speaker 1: good at martial arts. Also, well, I don't have this
Speaker 1: hang up with women. I find it very difficult, read
Speaker 1: almost impossible, to be attracted to a man. I know
Speaker 1: I could probably beat in a fight. I like. It's
Speaker 1: like I can't an unfunny person if they're trying to
Speaker 1: be funny. I like to know they could kill me
Speaker 1: with their bare hands, but they wouldn't. L m a O. Plus,
Speaker 1: there's something very primal about sparring with someone. If there's
Speaker 1: already an attraction there, it can really amp it up.
Speaker 1: Hard to explain, but it's a thing. Oh girl, don't worry.
Speaker 1: I dated a guy who did Brazilian jiu jitsu borderline
Speaker 1: professionally and we sparred and I'll never forget it. And
Speaker 1: it was twelve years ago. So I hear you. So Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've hooked up with a fair amount of people in
Speaker 1: the community, but there's such a stigma around it, and
Speaker 1: I get so much judgment. Whatever, I admit that I'm
Speaker 1: attracted to fighters, there's just joals, especially from fighters, even
Speaker 1: the ones i'm king, like, maybe just be grateful, I agree.
Speaker 1: On top of that, because the community is so small,
Speaker 1: I always worry about people talking. They do, yeah, and
Speaker 1: you know you don't have to worry about it, especially
Speaker 1: as an official. I have to try to keep a
Speaker 1: certain amount of respect, and if people talk about me
Speaker 1: getting around the community, I might lose some of that respect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but if people are talking about you getting around as
Speaker 1: if your value decreases because you fuck, then they're stupid.
Speaker 1: There I said it. Anyways, I really appreciate hearing you
Speaker 1: guys talk about fucking other comics with Joe to Rosa
Speaker 1: made me feel a lot better about my thing for fighters,
Speaker 1: and like, I have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.
Speaker 1: If people are talking, I know exactly what I'll say
Speaker 1: to them because of your podcast, you girls the best.
Speaker 1: I love what you could do. Keep doing it cool
Speaker 1: funck fighters, Oh my god, episode that's old school. Yeah,
Speaker 1: subject I called a fat pump by a child. That
Speaker 1: would happened to me. I like it. Oh, hey, Career
Speaker 1: and Christine. I'm twenty nine years old. I've been living
Speaker 1: with my parents to say of money to buy a house. Well,
Speaker 1: this bitch bought a house after three years living in
Speaker 1: my childhood neighborhood. Congratulations. But I'm still here because of
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen. I grew up in the suburb of Denver
Speaker 1: in a picturesque neighborhood. I work at the neighborhood school,
Speaker 1: and I see a lot of families from work. While
Speaker 1: I frolic around the hood. I was walking my dog
Speaker 1: and I hear a car coming speeding up the street.
Speaker 1: I turned to see if I it was my neighbor
Speaker 1: driving his new midlife crisis. It wasn't. It was a jeep,
Speaker 1: and I see the local high school parking paths sticker
Speaker 1: on the windshield. I yell, slow down. I know I'm
Speaker 1: getting old because I did that crotchety, but there are
Speaker 1: a lot of families in this neighborhood. This kid just
Speaker 1: needs to pay attention. The car sped by as I
Speaker 1: was yelling, but then stopped and started to turn around,
Speaker 1: so I waited. I figured he wanted to chat. What
Speaker 1: you get shot? This chair faced teenager stops and goes,
Speaker 1: what's your fucking problem. I'm going thirties? You have a
Speaker 1: radar gun? Um He wasn't going thirty and is actually
Speaker 1: I told him no, but don't tempt me with a
Speaker 1: good time. I might have to get one. Then I
Speaker 1: reminded him. Retort. I reminded him about the families and
Speaker 1: there are police cars setting up speeding traps in the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: I was actually looking for the kid. He looked me
Speaker 1: dead in the face and said, you're a fat cunt off.
Speaker 1: Well jokes on him. I'm his little brother's teacher. I
Speaker 1: recognized his face from when my student was quote star student.
Speaker 1: I was able to get ahold of his mother and
Speaker 1: she was deeply disturbed by his behavior. So now for
Speaker 1: the rest of the summer he has to mow my person.
Speaker 1: I saw you too last Man Comedy Works, and it
Speaker 1: was the highlight of my summer. I hope you too
Speaker 1: are doing well. Attached to I have a picture of
Speaker 1: my dog because why not, very cute Alfred would love
Speaker 1: that dog. He loves fluffy, fluffy dogs. I thought. I
Speaker 1: thought this was originally going to be a story about
Speaker 1: like a child under five, like like the like when
Speaker 1: the kid at the Little Edge of Carr Early Daycare
Speaker 1: center called me a bit and I had to tell
Speaker 1: his mom. I hold, tell his mom. We'll have the
Speaker 1: mom react. I mean she was upset, but seemed like
Speaker 1: she had other problems and going on at home. And
Speaker 1: that's probably how he knew the word bit. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: and I knew that, and she knew that, and we
Speaker 1: had a woman's understanding. Yeah, I like I I just
Speaker 1: said to her, I said, listen, I don't care, but
Speaker 1: I was like, they told me, I had to tell
Speaker 1: you this. So just letting me know how old was
Speaker 1: that kid? Five? Yeah? I kid know that word? Yeah lightning? Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: this next subject line. So there I was alone in
Speaker 1: my apartment on mushroom. Did you write and did you
Speaker 1: write into the show? Christina? Probably that wouldn't I wouldn't
Speaker 1: be surprised. Nothing surprises me anymore. One of these days,
Speaker 1: we I gotta punk you and fucking write a into
Speaker 1: the show. I can't believe I haven't thought of that already.
Speaker 1: It's a hilarious idea. All these years and none we've
Speaker 1: neither of us have ever fake written to our because
Speaker 1: we're so concerned about selfsal justice and sexual equality and
Speaker 1: racial equality and human equality. We're tired. I had, I had,
Speaker 1: I had to stop shopping at my favorite sucking online store. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it happens, It happens, Okay, subject line Till there. I
Speaker 1: was alone in my apartment on mushrooms and the email
Speaker 1: reads do when suddenly it hit me. Just to be
Speaker 1: brief background, I am a single, twenty five year old
Speaker 1: female bartender residing in Boise, Idaho. No, I do not
Speaker 1: know anyone who lives on a potato farm, and for
Speaker 1: the record, Idaho primarily sucks, but Boise has read and
Speaker 1: a quick shout out to you, Christina and Karen. Y'all
Speaker 1: have been my quarantinam since the restaurant was shut down
Speaker 1: for weeks. I live on my own and I've been binging. Guys.
Speaker 1: We fucked from the beginning. What a fucking journey pun intended,
Speaker 1: but appreciate it. I resonate with you guys so much
Speaker 1: on so many levels, both individually and as a team,
Speaker 1: and you'll have definitely played a part. It means inspiring
Speaker 1: me to do stand up. Keep on slam Babes, Anyway,
Speaker 1: my restaurant reopen and last week, so I celebrated my
Speaker 1: last day of unemployment with mushroom tea. I'll ever heard
Speaker 1: of that. I was having an insightful trip, vibing out
Speaker 1: with my cat and my apartment to a playlist I've
Speaker 1: been building over the decades, specifically for psychedelics. Girls. Share
Speaker 1: that playlist with me. The day was warm, the sun
Speaker 1: was setting, and the glow was radiant. Life was good.
Speaker 1: Just when I thought I couldn't it couldn't get any better.
Speaker 1: One of the most epic songs by one of my
Speaker 1: favorite bands came on Houseboat by New Madrid. In case
Speaker 1: you were curious, I was. This is what hit me.
Speaker 1: I know this beautiful tune inside it out, and the
Speaker 1: effects of the tea really amplified all the intricate details,
Speaker 1: every layer, influx, melody, etcetera. Plus the nostalgia connected this
Speaker 1: song pretty much bent me over my couch and fucked
Speaker 1: the ship out of me. I didn't do mushrooms again.
Speaker 1: This is not a drill. I had multiple, a multitude
Speaker 1: of musical orgasms. What every time the dynamics climax? So
Speaker 1: did I what? Give me someone att It was unlike
Speaker 1: anything I'd ever experienced. Even considering the indescribable things I
Speaker 1: have felt through seeing all kinds of live music on
Speaker 1: a variety of substances, nothing has ever been so intense.
Speaker 1: The song started. I gotta listen to this fucking song.
Speaker 1: The song started, and the lightning went dim. The lightning
Speaker 1: went dim. I suddenly felt like I had been waiting
Speaker 1: for this moment all day. It made me weak. I
Speaker 1: was utterly It was utterly mind blowing. I almost cried
Speaker 1: during the big one. God damn, but seeing as lucinogens
Speaker 1: make me smiley, I just giggled uncontrollably. I was still
Speaker 1: tingly halfway through the next song. As a multi craft artist,
Speaker 1: I still try to I'm still trying to figure out
Speaker 1: a way to capture how crazy it felt. So here's
Speaker 1: my question, as anything with no truly sexual connotations ever
Speaker 1: had such a powerful impact on you, you legitimately got off.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't have to be a song, or maybe you've
Speaker 1: never come to climax this way, just something that really
Speaker 1: gets you going. I've always been very passionate about music,
Speaker 1: so this does back itself up. I won't lie. Food
Speaker 1: can also have this impact on me. But to a
Speaker 1: lesser degree. Obviously the shrooms had something to do with it,
Speaker 1: But if y'all can relate, I'd love to know. Not really,
Speaker 1: I mean, like I've why I I one moved to
Speaker 1: tears and like truly blissful joy that seemed erotic, but
Speaker 1: it just wasn't. Yeah, I mean I have I have
Speaker 1: an organs. I mean it's like physical. I had my
Speaker 1: shoulder orgasm on LSD. Was there really meaningful, impactful moments
Speaker 1: leading up to it that you just like? I mean,
Speaker 1: I was having sex, That's why I was frozen, Like
Speaker 1: I like, like the LSD hit while I was having
Speaker 1: while I was orgasm, did your did your vagina shutter
Speaker 1: do anything? Like? How do you have an? Like? I
Speaker 1: want to know what this feels like? Well, because it
Speaker 1: was just when like it was just when a heading,
Speaker 1: so I had a regular like orgasm. But but because
Speaker 1: like we basically were how we were having sex while
Speaker 1: we were after we after we just dropped acid because
Speaker 1: we were waiting for it to hit. So we had
Speaker 1: sex waiting. But then I came right as I was
Speaker 1: about to hit, and then it's like the spat the
Speaker 1: muscle spasm lived in my shoulder for the entire trip,
Speaker 1: which was not at all pleasant or a row like
Speaker 1: in anyway. It was hurt. Yeah, it was. So it
Speaker 1: was painful and scary. I mean it's not so scary,
Speaker 1: but then I mean like it's like you're on LST
Speaker 1: and you go like after a certain point, you're just
Speaker 1: like Jesus Christ, you like, is this gonna last forever?
Speaker 1: And then you're you know because like LSD on me
Speaker 1: last like twelve hours, Jesus, and by hour eight you
Speaker 1: can usually go to bed. And everyone was just laughing
Speaker 1: at me. So I was like, God, damn it. You
Speaker 1: know how that one time you said your your brother
Speaker 1: got a boner from watching like somebody suggesting, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean he was a little kid. He was happy, right,
Speaker 1: So I poor brothers, Like I pushed this bitch didn't
Speaker 1: have a podcast that his story will never die whatever.
Speaker 1: He's hot and smart and doing well. He's fine. Um,
Speaker 1: But I have been so blissfully happy with groups of
Speaker 1: friends like and it's a lot of times I get
Speaker 1: horny and nature, but like when I'm specifically we had
Speaker 1: at we used to do a weekend called lake life
Speaker 1: with all my close friends and in nature, and like
Speaker 1: twelve of my favorite human beings on the planet. We're there,
Speaker 1: and I would just be so happy that my vagina
Speaker 1: would be engorged, just like swollen. So it's like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm just like I was so happy that I
Speaker 1: was horny. I think I gotta relook at my life
Speaker 1: because it's not happened often, but the times it has
Speaker 1: I do remember it. And and you know, I mean
Speaker 1: on lake like weekends, we drink, we do it. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pouring, it's beautiful. Thought move shit, it's fine. No, no,
Speaker 1: not all our towels are over the oh you want
Speaker 1: to get them deck It's fine. At this point it'll
Speaker 1: figure out. We don't care. It's just so it's just
Speaker 1: like life is so disheartening in many ways right now,
Speaker 1: and that's why that's partly why I'm excited to be
Speaker 1: doing this episode about just stuff that's just weird. Sex
Speaker 1: stories are interesting takes and stuff. Yeah, it's like from
Speaker 1: member sex. I don't it was more recently than me.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's great. Yeah, good for you. I did sneak
Speaker 1: out one time and had sex, but don't worry, I've
Speaker 1: been paying for it emotionally. The pattern keeps telling me
Speaker 1: your your greatest relationships will come later in life like
Speaker 1: romantic and like I hope before and fucking fifty, I
Speaker 1: thought you were going to say your greatest relationship is
Speaker 1: going to be with yourself. Oh fuck you pattern? Fuck you? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean what is I get that in the pattern? Um?
Speaker 1: And also sometimes you guys request us on the pattern,
Speaker 1: We're never gonna never get it's too intimate personal, yeah,
Speaker 1: like and that's it's it's so just. I mean, we're
Speaker 1: not going to accept you and only people feel except
Speaker 1: where men I fucked and and my personal very close friends.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't accept anyone except for Christina. We
Speaker 1: already know our patterns together. I don't accept. I don't
Speaker 1: have any friends on it. I just secretly get information
Speaker 1: and add people that I've had relationships with, where people
Speaker 1: I want to have relationships with, and I look at
Speaker 1: it at night under my pillow. I'm like, I'm like
Speaker 1: a little kid. I'll like put the blanket over my head,
Speaker 1: like when the lights go out, and that's my little
Speaker 1: treat for myself to be like, oh, did anything change
Speaker 1: in the stars to make this relationship a line? Oh no,
Speaker 1: it's worse, Okay, perfect ninety night. Wait, let me read
Speaker 1: my pet. What's my pattern? Girlfriend? I have a lot
Speaker 1: of that's. I put some of the recycling outside so
Speaker 1: it would be away. Is it is a bruin? Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. Even Alfred looked up from his fucking pigs foot.
Speaker 1: Oh the patterns black lives matter. Thank you pattern. I
Speaker 1: just logged on and said, the powers created. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna okay, what if what if you open the pattern
Speaker 1: and then and then it was like the cosmos say
Speaker 1: all lives matter? And then I'd be like canceled pattern.
Speaker 1: But by now have a good plum because you were
Speaker 1: like my psychic app friend. But that's okay, Um, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't okay um. Question of the day. Is there
Speaker 1: something you wish you'd learn sooner? Yeah? Okay, okay, A
Speaker 1: lot about imprecedented times and pattern? I know, give me
Speaker 1: my update. I'm selfish. Nothing. It's like it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: they woke up the first morning of like quarantine for
Speaker 1: COVID nineteen and they were like, we better put something
Speaker 1: about challenging or unprecedented times in there so they think
Speaker 1: this really works. Because I hope whatever. When they told
Speaker 1: me me, my ex boyfriend of seven years doesn't know
Speaker 1: what to do in the relationship when he doesn't feel
Speaker 1: like he could take care of me and provide. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm sold. You sold me for the rest
Speaker 1: of my life, right, I mean, that's a pretty big
Speaker 1: thing that I think when is true of all heterosexual
Speaker 1: relationship well not all that I've had, fortunately, but this
Speaker 1: one in particular, that was a big one. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I always try to like I always try to like
Speaker 1: see like, Okay, is this something that you could say
Speaker 1: to many people or is this like hyper specific? The
Speaker 1: ones the one about me personally, it was hyper specific,
Speaker 1: and there was like one relationship that was hyper specific,
Speaker 1: you know. I went, I really wish the pattern would
Speaker 1: do a dating app, because yeah, that work well. When
Speaker 1: I was going out with the last person, I went
Speaker 1: on a date with this really sweet guy that I
Speaker 1: that I ended up. I'm not proud to say this,
Speaker 1: but again, a guys who fun, We're not gonna I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I wouna be honest. Um, I ended
Speaker 1: up not getting back. I never got back to him.
Speaker 1: I guess that I goes to him. I goes to him.
Speaker 1: I didn't do it like I meant to get back
Speaker 1: to him, and then I fucking got all in my
Speaker 1: head and then forgot to um. But I put him in,
Speaker 1: and I put the other person that I went on
Speaker 1: a date from, what was it hinge? And they were like, well,
Speaker 1: well not this One of the guys were like, well
Speaker 1: they like you. I'm like, alright, fucking fine. Yeah. All
Speaker 1: my didn't have a heads up. All my connections are
Speaker 1: just like, you're gonna have a really big impact on
Speaker 1: this person's life and help them a lot. And I go, okay,
Speaker 1: anything for me, and then it's crickets yeah, and then
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, but you keep on searching booboo friends,
Speaker 1: this is nice. Do you want to read that next email? Girl, Alfie?
Speaker 1: Uh so this one is called Pete Davidson is haunting
Speaker 1: me in quarantine. Hi, Christina and Karen. Okay, I literally
Speaker 1: don't know how to start this, so I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: start typing this pandemic. That's how you started, so you
Speaker 1: literally do not how to sucking start at. This pandemic
Speaker 1: has not been bad for me at all. Yea EI
Speaker 1: came through was that some money. My friends and family
Speaker 1: are in good health and close by, and I live
Speaker 1: on the West coast of Canada. That's one thing that's
Speaker 1: not gone well. By the ocean, it's funniest space because
Speaker 1: the plastics are getting. One of my favorite things to
Speaker 1: do is to to tell our Canadian comic friends straight
Speaker 1: to their face, that I don't like their country. I
Speaker 1: said it to Ryan Long the other day, and it
Speaker 1: was I said it so sincerely that he was like,
Speaker 1: he didn't know what to say, and he always knows
Speaker 1: what to say, and I was like, and then I
Speaker 1: felt bad, and I was like this, I love niceness.
Speaker 1: You have three You can't have three white claws, girl. No,
Speaker 1: it's right, Yes, the people are nice. It's not the
Speaker 1: people for the problem anyway. And I live on the
Speaker 1: West coast of Canada by the ocean, so there's plenty
Speaker 1: of space to social distance and still be safely outside
Speaker 1: in nature. I am single, live alone, and couldn't be happier.
Speaker 1: I have a great crew of friends, but truly love
Speaker 1: hanging out with myself. I would go insane if I
Speaker 1: was quarantine with anyone, even if it was one of
Speaker 1: my close friends. I have not been in a quote
Speaker 1: serious relationship for nearly five years. Feels weird writing that
Speaker 1: although only twenty five, so guess I'm not really phazed.
Speaker 1: But this is where things get strange. Lately, I have
Speaker 1: been quote pretending that someone has been with me throughout
Speaker 1: this quarantine. Jesus. It's called dipping into mental illness, or
Speaker 1: expanding your emotional, physical, intellectual abilities. Going Oh my God,
Speaker 1: forgive me if I'm shipped at explaining this. But basically,
Speaker 1: when I go to cook dinner, I have a shower,
Speaker 1: watch a show, go for a run, head to the
Speaker 1: grocery store, fall asleep, and live life again. She was like,
Speaker 1: brush your teeth white, wipe until it's white. We're also alive.
Speaker 1: I truly imagine that I am experiencing whatever I am
Speaker 1: doing with someone else, and that we are in a relationship.
Speaker 1: I've done it too with Dane Cook in college, and
Speaker 1: everyone's like, okay, girl, I haven't done that a while.
Speaker 1: I gotta start doing that. Oh my god. I have
Speaker 1: conversations with them, I make jokes with them. I get
Speaker 1: into make believe arguments with them. You took it too far.
Speaker 1: I sit in silence with them, I fuck them, I
Speaker 1: fall asleep next to them. I act just as if
Speaker 1: I what if I were dating them, But They're not
Speaker 1: really there obviously, and that person is all caps pet Davidson.
Speaker 1: App this is a great promo for Pete because he
Speaker 1: has a movie coming out. Let me be clear, I'm
Speaker 1: an incredibly rational, well adjusted provence. That's all incredibly rationale.
Speaker 1: Don't don't say that when they commit you. Um, I'm
Speaker 1: not hallucinating, hearing voices, or experiencing anything quote problematic. I'm
Speaker 1: not out in public having full on conversations with myself.
Speaker 1: What I'm experiencing is not debilitating or keeping me up
Speaker 1: at night. I am mentally stable, and I appreciate that
Speaker 1: our brains are incredibly complex and are probably being put
Speaker 1: to the test during this pandemic. But it's still fucking weird. Also,
Speaker 1: why Pete Davidson. I mean, I've been a fan of
Speaker 1: his since Mark Marin interviewed him on WTF back whenever
Speaker 1: that was released several years ago, and I think he's
Speaker 1: incredibly funny and I'm into SNL and stand up in general.
Speaker 1: But it just seems a little random. I mean, i'd
Speaker 1: fuck him, for sure, nice of you, it's not the random,
Speaker 1: But I am truly just as lonely as hell, and
Speaker 1: this is my subconscious telling me to finally shoes to
Speaker 1: get into a relationship once it's legal to touch again.
Speaker 1: I mean it was never illegal to touch less. Please
Speaker 1: make that very clear unless Canada has different laws. They
Speaker 1: were just recommending you don't or am I craving to
Speaker 1: look after someone? And Pete Davidson is a representation of
Speaker 1: maybe I've never been the type to quote save the people.
Speaker 1: I'm I can't stop yelling. I don't know, I can't,
Speaker 1: I can't just can't do it. And the media makes
Speaker 1: Pete out to seem like being his girlfriend is a
Speaker 1: full time who that's shree, He's a comic, whereas this
Speaker 1: quarantine just turned me into a Pete Davidson obsessed freak.
Speaker 1: Is Pete Davidson my soul mate? Guessing? Not literally? What
Speaker 1: does this mean? And why? Pete Karin, I know you
Speaker 1: are super into the Spice Girls, Victoria Beckam and Bieber, etcetera,
Speaker 1: and Christino with Beyonce. I can either of you make
Speaker 1: sense of this situation relate to it? Have either of
Speaker 1: you ever imagined the conversations you have you'd have with
Speaker 1: a famis person every day who you think you know
Speaker 1: but only from seeing them on TV, hearing them on podcasts, etcetera. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's just like life. And has it ever
Speaker 1: been someone you want to funk has always? Yeah? Has
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson haunted you before? To know? How long does
Speaker 1: it last? Or has this pandemic just fucked with my
Speaker 1: head too far? Okay, Well that all felt pretty weird
Speaker 1: to write about, but also sort of cathartic and who
Speaker 1: the funk really cares at this point? Thank you for
Speaker 1: doing what you do. Your advice, work, ethic and overall
Speaker 1: mindset has really influenced my confidence for the better. And
Speaker 1: she who I am proud to be today a Pete
Speaker 1: Davidson obsessed nutcase jokes aside, truly think you can't wait
Speaker 1: to see you both live in like two years. Cheers
Speaker 1: from Okay, Pete, ain't there? I Your imagination is such
Speaker 1: a beautiful, wonderful thing, and I often love to retreat
Speaker 1: back to the times where I was a little Christina,
Speaker 1: you know, between zero and ten, and I just would
Speaker 1: let my imagination when wild. It was my retreat into myself.
Speaker 1: And then I realized in my adult life that I
Speaker 1: could still think whatever I want, and as human beings,
Speaker 1: I think it's human nature to people can convince themselves,
Speaker 1: you know, that they didn't do something that they actually did,
Speaker 1: or that they yeah, that's exactly about and they could
Speaker 1: truly be like I didn't do it. And then you
Speaker 1: just you can't. You can't get a word edgewise in
Speaker 1: with that person. And I get that because the brain
Speaker 1: is very powerful, and so a lot of times what
Speaker 1: I've I haven't imagined. Oh I gotta do that more well, man,
Speaker 1: When I had when I was using my Oculus VR headset,
Speaker 1: like Kevin Um, I would um. And there's just like
Speaker 1: a lot of NASA videos of like you know, space profest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you made me do it was so fun. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: but then like sometimes I'll do them and then like
Speaker 1: I'll take my shirt off and because there's people there
Speaker 1: but they can't see you, but I pretend like they can.
Speaker 1: And I feel like I'm in an erotic exhibit. Oh
Speaker 1: I am so weird in my own space because my
Speaker 1: hair is very curly, and when and I it'sn't been
Speaker 1: in a ponytail and I take a ponytail out, the
Speaker 1: hair will just stay exactly as the way it say,
Speaker 1: as if it's still in the pony tail. But there's
Speaker 1: no point til that's how I walk around. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I I do get into fantasizing about um romance and
Speaker 1: love with somebody, UM, but I haven't done it with
Speaker 1: a celebrity just because I don't want to. It's so
Speaker 1: easy for me to blue ball myself um, sexually, romantically
Speaker 1: and creatively. So really yeah, so I kind of stay
Speaker 1: away from that stuff. I feel like I don't allow
Speaker 1: my brain to go there like this girl is with
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson, just because I don't want to go down
Speaker 1: the slope of being obsessed. Like I know, I I
Speaker 1: think it's possible that I could, so I just would
Speaker 1: rather not UM. But yeah, I'm who's there Hutchinson? But
Speaker 1: you know what I'm thinking about lately? Who do I
Speaker 1: want to be with? What kind of person do I
Speaker 1: want to be with? What kind of partner do I
Speaker 1: want to have? What I want to be with someone?
Speaker 1: You know, go start start very simple with physical attributes
Speaker 1: like handsome, boyishly charming. So that's very dangerous to do
Speaker 1: because then you could miss your soul mate because he's
Speaker 1: not that it's your soul mate doesn't look like who
Speaker 1: you think it's going to be. And she and you
Speaker 1: know what, God damn it. The author is married to
Speaker 1: a black man and she knew him for many years,
Speaker 1: and because she grew up in a household with slightly racist,
Speaker 1: uh you know parents, she she just wasn't who she
Speaker 1: was looking for, even though she herself had nothing against
Speaker 1: black man. That's just not because that's not how she
Speaker 1: was raised. It was framed, yes, and it's so and
Speaker 1: it's so interesting because as she's getting into it, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's about to lead up to the part where she's
Speaker 1: married a black guy, because I could teally tell what
Speaker 1: was happening. Um, and she I believe she's a Jewish
Speaker 1: woman and uh and yeah, and she's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: knew this guy for years, but I missed him the
Speaker 1: first time around, because um, so often we set these
Speaker 1: aesthetic goals, or we create someone aesthetically in our head,
Speaker 1: and if they don't look like who we think they
Speaker 1: look look like. I'm actually very careful. And I've said
Speaker 1: before kind of like jokingly but really not like I am, like,
Speaker 1: even though I consider myself to be homosexual, because I've
Speaker 1: only almost sorry, even though I consider myself to be exclusive. No,
Speaker 1: even though I everyone's like freudy and I'm like I
Speaker 1: wish everyone everyone's uh. Even though I consider myself to
Speaker 1: be heterosexual, I do keep my mind like a little
Speaker 1: bit open at least like with women's feel the vibe
Speaker 1: just in case, because I don't want to I don't
Speaker 1: want to miss if there is a connection. See well,
Speaker 1: I've never thought about a future partner in my life, truly. Never. No,
Speaker 1: I've never thought about like who do I want. It's
Speaker 1: just like who's here and who do I who get?
Speaker 1: Who attracts me and whatever for whatever reason. But um,
Speaker 1: I but one of the things that I thought when
Speaker 1: I was younger, and that I kind of like the
Speaker 1: It's like when you had the idea for well, it's
Speaker 1: a lesser I'm comparing to something that's a little different.
Speaker 1: But it's like when you had the idea for guys
Speaker 1: who you kept bringing it up to me. You're like,
Speaker 1: we gotta do that podcast called Guys. I really want
Speaker 1: to do that idea, and it kept sticking with you.
Speaker 1: Like I have certain creative ideas that really stick with
Speaker 1: me and like rise to the top always. And there's
Speaker 1: one thought about physicality of somebody at I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna marry guy looks like Prince Eric from a
Speaker 1: Little Mermaid. That was it. That's it, that's it, that's
Speaker 1: all I got, Prince Prince, that's your guys. And and Aladdin,
Speaker 1: oh my god, your types of Laddin. Was I was
Speaker 1: so sexually attracted and am to Aladdin. Oh god, but
Speaker 1: I love boyish charm ye like I would like I
Speaker 1: would be. I was attracted to like Guesston because he
Speaker 1: was like a terrible person and he had and he
Speaker 1: had long hair and he was mean to everyone. I
Speaker 1: would not have thought that, yeah, because because I feel
Speaker 1: like exactly, but he's a challenge. That's a challenge. I
Speaker 1: like a challenge. So by the time, by the time,
Speaker 1: because song was Donald current Fisher, because that would be
Speaker 1: a nice upstanding citizen. You know, he's like you know
Speaker 1: how Justin Silver wants to get a pitpull with some
Speaker 1: behavior problem. Yeah, because he's like a trading advanced to
Speaker 1: he's advanced dog owner. I'm a I'm an advanced man owner.
Speaker 1: So give me your problem, give me your problem, man,
Speaker 1: and I'll fucking with him into shape for you, and
Speaker 1: then I'll break up with you marry somebody right away.
Speaker 1: I mean, basically, that's what That's what I do. I mean,
Speaker 1: I discussed that with my therapist and I think I
Speaker 1: talked about on the podcast and I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, I I was like, I truly feel like
Speaker 1: I am a Mary Poppin's girlfriend. And I feel like
Speaker 1: every boyfriend I've ever had has been and I think
Speaker 1: they would agree with me, honestly has left me. My
Speaker 1: serious boyfriends has left me a better man than they
Speaker 1: came into the relationship. And she goes and she and
Speaker 1: she was like uh and she was like, Krin, like
Speaker 1: why do you think that is? And I was like,
Speaker 1: because I demand the best out of people, and she
Speaker 1: was like, that's right, but how about you demand somebody
Speaker 1: that's already at their best. God, you don't have to
Speaker 1: pull it out of them. I don't. I don't. You're
Speaker 1: not a dentist. I don't know any of those. Well,
Speaker 1: I I know, believe me, I know. I don't know
Speaker 1: the pattern. The patterns always like they're like you have
Speaker 1: you like very and have very uh intense but but
Speaker 1: short relationships and many of them. And I was like,
Speaker 1: well that's sucking. I scurate. But to answer this girl's question, So,
Speaker 1: so first of all, we can go on Tanta's our
Speaker 1: freaking podcast we're gonna do, come and give us COVID.
Speaker 1: I mean that would be the highlight, that would the
Speaker 1: highlight of my day. Okay, that'd be the highlight. So um. First, yes,
Speaker 1: in college, I truly, truly and I in my heart
Speaker 1: believed that if Dane Cook just met me, he would
Speaker 1: definitely fall in love with And when you when we
Speaker 1: finally met him, and then he opened for us, and
Speaker 1: he was like talking backstage with us and made all
Speaker 1: this mad respect for us, like were you wet or no?
Speaker 1: By that time, I was over him. I still loved
Speaker 1: it was and it was still such like an incredible
Speaker 1: moment in our careers. And I mean you you filmed
Speaker 1: me introducing him, and I told the audience that. I
Speaker 1: was like, I tell the audience the story basically, and
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I fucking didn't know Dane was listening
Speaker 1: because you was like, yeah, he's about to go on.
Speaker 1: But usually comics that famous, you know, fucking Dame Chappelle
Speaker 1: when we opened for him, was still in the in
Speaker 1: the goddamn green room. When I called what I called
Speaker 1: his Dave, Dave, she just announced, you gotta go. Now.
Speaker 1: That's what most famous of that famous level comics you
Speaker 1: do because they just are so used to it. And
Speaker 1: that's the instance. So Dane was impressed by our following,
Speaker 1: and I think he developed a respect. He's like, oh, Ship,
Speaker 1: you guys are actually onto something and that's really cool.
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you, yeah know. And then
Speaker 1: and then and then I was so embarrassed because I
Speaker 1: realized Dane had heard the whole thing. And then he
Speaker 1: gave me a big hug that it was a fair
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was such a full circle moment.
Speaker 1: How often do you think of Dane Cook during this
Speaker 1: time that you said I had? I had his picture? Um,
Speaker 1: and this was in the time when you were would
Speaker 1: still like print celebrity pictures off of put them in
Speaker 1: your online and they were in my dorm room and
Speaker 1: I had one posted right next to my bed, and um,
Speaker 1: I was so intense that for my birthday, my roommates
Speaker 1: Brittany and Katie ironed like ironed on his shirt and
Speaker 1: Katie did me an iron on shirt that said I
Speaker 1: Love Dan Cook because it was like so intense and
Speaker 1: like the I don't think, no, I never I didn't
Speaker 1: really the master being college also like you know, you're
Speaker 1: you're sharing a room with someone like, no, that's not
Speaker 1: that's just not I never master me. I mean I
Speaker 1: pointed I did just have sex with a curtain up
Speaker 1: with my boyfriend because I was like, what am I
Speaker 1: gonna do? But well, that's he's surviving. But yeah, but
Speaker 1: like I I know, I remember like actually thinking in
Speaker 1: my head, like you know, this is like my person
Speaker 1: and I just wow, I didn't like try to contact
Speaker 1: him or anything like that. That's good, but but like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't put it that past, you know what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I don't think I ever let on how serious
Speaker 1: I was, and like I didn't think that we were
Speaker 1: in a relationship or anything. I just knew in my
Speaker 1: head because I'm a very determined young individual. I was
Speaker 1: just like I was like, crin, you have what it takes,
Speaker 1: you're getting you would you guys would click. You're just
Speaker 1: gonna make it happen. Yeah, you just gotta make it happen. So,
Speaker 1: who knows, maybe that's maybe that's like the subcon she
Speaker 1: just I mean the subject conscious decision at that time
Speaker 1: to become a stand up comedian. Who really I also
Speaker 1: think it had something to do with that. I think
Speaker 1: probably the Dean Cook half hour. I watched it with
Speaker 1: my brother and that was one of the first times
Speaker 1: I reacted to comedy in a way that I knew
Speaker 1: it would like change my life for the better. And
Speaker 1: so there could be some kind of subconscious connection between um,
Speaker 1: me confusing something that was like a career oriented bliss
Speaker 1: with a romantic bless Yeah, if you really want to psychoanalyze, well,
Speaker 1: my therapist told me, well, both of my therapists that
Speaker 1: I had the one that I'm working with now and
Speaker 1: the one I worked with previously, that linked me up
Speaker 1: with the new one because she would tie and I
Speaker 1: missed it, but I loved like her own but I
Speaker 1: also miss you Orna. Um, what a great name, Ornah
Speaker 1: and her stoic Yes she I, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't think she has her name's Orna. And well she
Speaker 1: had an accent. It sounds like like a Russian. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she just God, I loved her. I loved her anyway. Um.
Speaker 1: I talked to both these arabist about my obsession, and
Speaker 1: I was truly convinced I was in love with this
Speaker 1: person um with my teacher when I was in middle school.
Speaker 1: But then they both told me that that was you
Speaker 1: you didn't have a father figure at that time because
Speaker 1: your parents had separated and you moved, you know, eight
Speaker 1: hours away from your dad, and that was but that
Speaker 1: was also you understanding that you would come from the
Speaker 1: most tumultuous here of your entire life before you moved
Speaker 1: back to Pennsylvania, and you were just giving yourself something
Speaker 1: to look forward to and something too, something that was
Speaker 1: healthy because it got you into theater. It got you
Speaker 1: into sports because this person was the theater director and
Speaker 1: this person was the track person and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll just do whatever you do. Um but it was
Speaker 1: it was a perfect distraction that guided me to loving theater.
Speaker 1: So you know, yeah, that could absolutely be a subconscious thing.
Speaker 1: I never thought about that until both of the therapists
Speaker 1: said it. And then additionally, I have a second tier
Speaker 1: answer to this woman's question, um uh during quarantine mean,
Speaker 1: as you know, dump during on FaceTime, you were a
Speaker 1: sorry girl. I laugh about it literally every time I
Speaker 1: think about it. Yeah, and I keep doing these emotional
Speaker 1: check ins with myself to make sure I just like
Speaker 1: didn't process process this or whatever, because I really did
Speaker 1: like that guy, and I go, yeah, I just I
Speaker 1: literally was not upset at all about it at any point. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was upset for like an hour. That's bad. You
Speaker 1: know what. The one guy that I dated at that
Speaker 1: real estate place, yea hawk or I didn't never dated
Speaker 1: my sught to them? Yeah, yeah, so gorgeous. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what a gorgeous man. Whoa uh? I remember when he
Speaker 1: ended things with me, because then afterwards he met the
Speaker 1: girl that he married had two kids with. Oh I know,
Speaker 1: so this is what? This is what the one of
Speaker 1: the young Christina stories, Baby Christina, when I first met you,
Speaker 1: this was one of the first guys we fucked stories
Speaker 1: before guys we fu exist. True. I remember when he
Speaker 1: ended things with me because I was getting a little um.
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to communicate back then, and I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have learned ten years later. But you know, twelve
Speaker 1: years I started to figure it out. But I remember
Speaker 1: crying on the sidewalk outside of my apartment and I
Speaker 1: was so sad. But I also remember going, Christina, you're
Speaker 1: not actually sad. Why are you crying because you lost?
Speaker 1: Are you crying because you think you gotta cry? Are
Speaker 1: you crying because you feel bad for yourself? Or is
Speaker 1: it number four combination of all three of those things,
Speaker 1: and it was it was number four. Um. But it's
Speaker 1: it is funny how sometimes we react to things the
Speaker 1: way that we feel like we should, but then in
Speaker 1: our hearts were like, wait a same, I don't actually
Speaker 1: feel yeah, And I interesting it was weird because I
Speaker 1: was like, I I thought it was like positive because
Speaker 1: I never I was never obsessed with this guy the
Speaker 1: way I usually get obsessed with people. And I thought
Speaker 1: it was just like a positive movement in you know,
Speaker 1: me as an individual. And I was like, well, it's
Speaker 1: all these self help books I've been reading, all all
Speaker 1: the therapy or like working on you know, cognitive behavioral
Speaker 1: stuff for the O C. Because I think a lot
Speaker 1: of the obsession is just like actual O C D
Speaker 1: um and again because my brain is the only brain
Speaker 1: I have or or no, it's hard for me sometimes
Speaker 1: to decipher a regular thought from an O C D thought.
Speaker 1: But thanks everyone on Reddit for discussing my mental health
Speaker 1: for me. I get Google alerts, read it really truly
Speaker 1: so fucking annoying um and uh so um yeah, And
Speaker 1: I just don't know. I don't know why, and I
Speaker 1: keep calling like like I'll even like watch his Instagram
Speaker 1: story sometimes and I'm like, yeah, I'm not nothing, huh yeah,
Speaker 1: like like he had video of the protests from his roof,
Speaker 1: and then I just got mad at him for not
Speaker 1: for videotaping them and not sucking being in them. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah I would, I would be. I would be a
Speaker 1: little uh be a man go down there. But real
Speaker 1: man protests for equality racial equality, and real men protests
Speaker 1: for black lives matter. And I know he feels that way.
Speaker 1: But anyway, And one of the things I did is,
Speaker 1: as it is a coping mechanism, just so that my
Speaker 1: mind didn't run wild, was I picked across someone who
Speaker 1: I had been interested in because it's like listening and
Speaker 1: how was this interest? Like how interested in the beginning
Speaker 1: before you said I'll put my time into you, Like,
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, he was Okay, he was cute. You
Speaker 1: suck them. No matter how long I've been dating you,
Speaker 1: there's always someone waiting to take the role of Kurent
Speaker 1: Fisher's boyfriend. So don't think you're that special, Like, there's
Speaker 1: always someone And I think everyone, I think everyone knows that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: most of us have an idea of someone in our
Speaker 1: space who we would be interested in. Dating. So I
Speaker 1: was like, it's like, don't don't play with me. I
Speaker 1: gotta backup. And it's not it's not a bad backup.
Speaker 1: It's like someone I'll be like totally happy today. I
Speaker 1: think I don't know, I don't really know him that well. Um,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I just it was just like someone who
Speaker 1: I had noticed, um in uh the our business and uh,
Speaker 1: someone I didn't know very much about. So I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'll take the time to get to know you. I'll
Speaker 1: talk to you even chatting and stuff. And it's been
Speaker 1: going great. It's truly like it is. It's been such
Speaker 1: a something to look forward to. It's been like quarantine
Speaker 1: activity and like quarantine crush. Would it be cool if
Speaker 1: something happened Maybe, I don't know, I don't think it actually,
Speaker 1: Like I was talking to you and I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever actually talked of this person
Speaker 1: in real life. And we've like yeah, and so you
Speaker 1: you have your own little box that you put them
Speaker 1: in and him you and it's kind of like, well,
Speaker 1: maybe that's all it'll ever be with this nice yeah.
Speaker 1: And also honestly, if nothing ever happens, like I think
Speaker 1: he'll probably be a friend, I have a you know
Speaker 1: what you're inspiring me? I have a I I could
Speaker 1: I had a crush on this guy, or like cold,
Speaker 1: I knew I could have a crush on this guy.
Speaker 1: He lives in Tennessee though, to see, Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I don't even care anymore. Just give me something, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? I mean that could be funny.
Speaker 1: I always I was always against long distance dating, but
Speaker 1: then I started doing it, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: actually I kind of like this, yeah, because you can
Speaker 1: have your own personal space, but then when you see
Speaker 1: each other really matters. And I didn't feel and I
Speaker 1: didn't feel that stress that so many women feel, like
Speaker 1: to make time to see this person. Because again, I'm
Speaker 1: reading another book that Christina p recommended, Why Men Love Bitches,
Speaker 1: And it's like and it's just like if you like,
Speaker 1: like if you already have plans and he calls last minute,
Speaker 1: like you don't, oh yeah, just like don't go even
Speaker 1: if you don't. They're like, if you don't have anything
Speaker 1: that I've had plans and then somebody's got a guy
Speaker 1: that I want to fuck or have been sucking a
Speaker 1: crush on, it is like guessing a lot. Yeah, that's yeah, damn,
Speaker 1: I give it away. I mean, I just know you,
Speaker 1: so I know the answer. I mean, even I've fucking
Speaker 1: done it. If I have actual plans, I don't cancel them.
Speaker 1: I should even go further as to like, if I
Speaker 1: don't have plans, even if I really want to go out,
Speaker 1: I need to just sit at home and do nothing. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it makes them, It makes men. It makes then men
Speaker 1: value you more. It's the problem is it's just like
Speaker 1: I don't want to play games, but I think also
Speaker 1: need to be chased, because that's how a bond starts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and apparently men are are just programmed to hunt and yeah,
Speaker 1: just away. I don't. I don't want to. I can't.
Speaker 1: You can't fight everything, and like, I don't need to
Speaker 1: fight nature. On top of all the other fights are
Speaker 1: alty fighting. You know, there's so many fucking fights to fight.
Speaker 1: At certain points, someone else can fucking I'll pass the
Speaker 1: baton to some other girl who can fight. That's fight.
Speaker 1: You fought enough fucking fight. Yeah, yeah, especially especially uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's this person that I know I could have a
Speaker 1: big crush on, and I don't know whether or not
Speaker 1: to entertaining to turn off these mice and hear these names.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's just one this name. Okay, the
Speaker 1: last email, um the subject line is allergic to fantasizing.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, Curt and Christina, I hope you're safe and well, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know. It has been so nice to hear your
Speaker 1: voices and stories throughout this craziness. The Haunted Barn seems
Speaker 1: like a blast, and I hope you're having fun with
Speaker 1: the dog goes loyal fucker an addoying fan. I truly
Speaker 1: love you, ladies. In the content you put out, especially
Speaker 1: in Luminary, I can really tell that you're much happier
Speaker 1: and free through your words in space, and it's wonderful
Speaker 1: to hear. Thank you everyone can baby everyone who paid
Speaker 1: that to Okay, I wanted to share something that I
Speaker 1: just discovered about myself. Though it has been happening since
Speaker 1: I was a child, I never thought much of it,
Speaker 1: as it was always as it has always happened. I
Speaker 1: was alone and it never really bothered me. I'm so
Speaker 1: curious I have I guess you would call it like
Speaker 1: a tick or something that causes me to sneeze whenever
Speaker 1: I have I have a romantic fantasy while in bed
Speaker 1: alone so specific, and then God, I have a story
Speaker 1: about this. Um I UM. If I continue the fantasy,
Speaker 1: I will continue to sneeze. So long as I continue
Speaker 1: it in my head, a warm sensation comes over me
Speaker 1: and I sneeze repeatedly. It almost never happens when I
Speaker 1: masturbated or have sex. It is purely fantasy driven. Every
Speaker 1: time I have fantasized about a romantic encounter since I
Speaker 1: was a child, I have sneezed all the way through it.
Speaker 1: I finally got curious and googled the phenomenon, as I
Speaker 1: suspected this might be happening to other people. I read
Speaker 1: somewhere along ago that a sneeze was one eighth of
Speaker 1: an orgasm, something something like that, and I figured there
Speaker 1: is some kind of wiring connection in the brain between
Speaker 1: romantic feelings and sneezing. Turns out I was right. There
Speaker 1: is a condition called honeymoon runitis that causes people to
Speaker 1: sneeze during sexual ideation or intercourse. My ex did this.
Speaker 1: Every time he got aroused. He sneezed, and I knew
Speaker 1: sometimes we were like together and there was like a
Speaker 1: hot girl walking by or something, and he fucking sneeze.
Speaker 1: This is weird. That's like, that's so raven when like
Speaker 1: it's just like a weird like something just gets wear
Speaker 1: weird visions. That's like it's almost like a supernatural Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so funny. And then I loved using it against him,
Speaker 1: but in a comical way when like a like a
Speaker 1: like something. I don't know, it was really fun. That's funny. Okay.
Speaker 1: I read an article that explained that the sexually charged
Speaker 1: sneezing can be caused by a variety of factors, and
Speaker 1: none are known for sure to be the cause. You know,
Speaker 1: we don't because it's like sex. Who was the time? Me?
Speaker 1: I have the time. I'm doing nothing else except marching,
Speaker 1: So actually I don't have the time. Remember, there is
Speaker 1: apparently a rectile tissue in the nose, wow, which might
Speaker 1: be a factor. So that was well, yeah, sometimes I
Speaker 1: know it gets like hard. I mean, but I can't
Speaker 1: I get I don't know why, but I can't articulate
Speaker 1: at this moment, I do understand the connection between a
Speaker 1: like arous old season. Well when you when when for
Speaker 1: when the sneeze actually comes out and it pushes out,
Speaker 1: it feels very satisfying. Yeah, for sure. Anyway, another article
Speaker 1: claimed that it was not as rare as people would think,
Speaker 1: and the Internet is evidently full of anecdotal evidence to
Speaker 1: support that sneezing during romantic fantasizing is relatively normal. I
Speaker 1: just thought i'd share this little strange tidbit of information
Speaker 1: as this quarantine is pushing me to over analyze basically everything.
Speaker 1: Your comedy brings you so much light and left into
Speaker 1: my life. It truly means the world. Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: the article about sucking, sneezing sexual fantasy. I've never heard
Speaker 1: about that before as far and also as far as
Speaker 1: the overall analyzing goes, just for all our listeners, Like,
Speaker 1: if you're over analyzing things like romantic relationships, what's your
Speaker 1: purpose in life? You're gonna get married? My therapist said,
Speaker 1: basically every one of her clients is having those thoughts
Speaker 1: right now. So you're not the only one. Try and
Speaker 1: stop me. Chat I'm the only one. The chat chatty
Speaker 1: chad parody because I said that, you're not the only one.
Speaker 1: I'm the zero. Anything that's covered under parrot, it's chatting original.
Speaker 1: I haven't had sex and twenty seven years. I haven't
Speaker 1: had six and twenty seven years. I'm only thirty two,
Speaker 1: So where things happened in the past that was completely improvised. Guys,
Speaker 1: thank you. That wasn't some forty and slip. I was
Speaker 1: not sexually violated. Maybe I was. And now this is
Speaker 1: you and me finding out for the first time. Guys,
Speaker 1: We'll be judged by how I sleep. The scene Christina
Speaker 1: Hutchinson lost her virginity at the age of five, not
Speaker 1: because that you want. Day debuted on guys before you know,
Speaker 1: and I and you and I both talked about this, like, funk,
Speaker 1: is there some repressed memory of sexual abuse? Say? I
Speaker 1: don't know? Yeh, Like I just fear that. I fear
Speaker 1: that because I've served all the stories and I still
Speaker 1: fear it. That hasn't gone away. Just why if you
Speaker 1: were wondering has it gone away? Well, I mean at
Speaker 1: this point, I just don't want to know. I want
Speaker 1: to repress that and let's keep it repressed till the
Speaker 1: end of time. Repression is bliss, as they says. But
Speaker 1: we were talking about that. I think on another episode
Speaker 1: about whether it's always healthy to tap into those repressed
Speaker 1: uh things, and there and there are instances when it
Speaker 1: is not right and my therapist, I think the last
Speaker 1: session we had together. She was like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to re traumatize you with things, and you had brought
Speaker 1: that up, and I was like, you know, it's interesting
Speaker 1: that you say that. I don't want you to read
Speaker 1: traumatize me either. I'm good. I think at a certain point,
Speaker 1: and I think you can compare this to like the
Speaker 1: experience you have with psychedelics, with kind of like looking within,
Speaker 1: like at a certain point with therapy and childhood trauma stuff,
Speaker 1: I think there's like you've done enough digging, yes, And
Speaker 1: I would love to just remind every single person out there,
Speaker 1: especially because the times that wease in UM and and
Speaker 1: if you're whether it's in regards to UM being met
Speaker 1: with UH, your own internal demons at this time, or
Speaker 1: figuring yourself out or whatever. I just feel like it's
Speaker 1: so important no matter how if you're going within and
Speaker 1: you're reading books like crit and I are doing, or
Speaker 1: you're reading news articles that crit and I are doing,
Speaker 1: you're having fights with people in the comments actually like
Speaker 1: Krant and I are doing. It's so important for you
Speaker 1: to take many moments in your day, and every person
Speaker 1: listening to this, it is so important to take multiple
Speaker 1: moments throughout your days as many times as you can
Speaker 1: remember to just go, I'm breathing in and I'm breathing out,
Speaker 1: and just be in connection with your body and then
Speaker 1: do something stupid. And I'm not talking about stupid like irresponsible.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about silly and fun and fantastical that caters
Speaker 1: to your inner child, because we all have one, and
Speaker 1: that it's whether it's coloring a page in a coloring book,
Speaker 1: even it's for five fucking minutes, or going outside and
Speaker 1: looking at This is one thing that I've been doing
Speaker 1: lately before the race wars start or the war between
Speaker 1: racist police officers now times also exactly uh, and humans
Speaker 1: who care about equality and black lives matter. Um, is
Speaker 1: when I'm outside of my apartment building smoking a cigarette.
Speaker 1: And I do this many times on a very stressful day.
Speaker 1: I'll smoke during the day and uh and um and
Speaker 1: I'll and I'll go, I'm too heat it up. I'm
Speaker 1: to my energy is all over the place. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: vibrating to the ceilings, okay. And I'll look and I
Speaker 1: noticed it when I'm outside smoking and I'll look around
Speaker 1: and there's all these trees that are lining the street
Speaker 1: that I live on. In all these bushes that are
Speaker 1: in the restaurant that's by me, and I'll notice the
Speaker 1: wind blowing through the branches and the green leaves just
Speaker 1: blowing in the wind, and and I'll just suddenly feel
Speaker 1: very connected to this earth, and I'll suddenly feel back
Speaker 1: inside of my body, and I'll remember that no matter what,
Speaker 1: you always have your breath, unless you're someone who's been
Speaker 1: brutally I didn't mean to take it there. I was
Speaker 1: going to say it was like people who didn't relax
Speaker 1: me at all. Sorry. Sorry, Yeah, nope, And I'm not
Speaker 1: going to ask you that out might because that's what
Speaker 1: I mean is hell on Earth, Hell on Earth. That's
Speaker 1: another original. D. You can always take a moment for
Speaker 1: you and be in your own body and concentrate on
Speaker 1: breathing in and breathing out, unless that moment is taken
Speaker 1: from you from my police officer, absolutely, and if that is,
Speaker 1: I will fucking march until the day I fucking die
Speaker 1: for your quality. And I mean that. Um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: just just remembering to focus on something silly because I
Speaker 1: was I was watching that Shyla buff movie about the
Speaker 1: childhood trauma was called Honey, Honey. Oh yeah, fucking um
Speaker 1: not American Honey. That's also a shallow Buff movie. Um,
Speaker 1: but she has two Honny titled movies. Honey honey, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I only know. I Yeah. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to, I gotta look it up. I
Speaker 1: look it up, baby, Shi Honey. That's all I want
Speaker 1: to say is boo boo, And I know honey boy,
Speaker 1: honey boy, Oh, honey boy, honey boy. And I couldn't
Speaker 1: watch the rest. I couldn't watch it. It was triggering,
Speaker 1: it was not I couldn't do it. And what's it about. Um,
Speaker 1: it's about Schila Buff's life and him growing up with
Speaker 1: his father was extremely an alcoholic and abusive and emotionally
Speaker 1: manipulated and manipulative and just so immature, and he was
Speaker 1: have to be the father of his own father, and
Speaker 1: it was just it was just his dad's trying to
Speaker 1: be a comic. Did you hear that his dad showed
Speaker 1: up at a comedy at a comedy club of pretty
Speaker 1: famous on the West Coast and trying to get up
Speaker 1: an open mic and stop he tries to get serious. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: he tries to get up in a open mic, and
Speaker 1: and he said to the person of running the open mic,
Speaker 1: I'm Shila Buff's death and everyone laughed at him. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's so boy, all right this world, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. But anyway, one of the things that
Speaker 1: I got from that movie that I will take with me,
Speaker 1: I personally could not finish that movie, um, was when
Speaker 1: the Chilo buffs the young Schiler. Buff's character was in therapy.
Speaker 1: Well he's a teenage version of himself, and he I
Speaker 1: guess he was in rehab. And but then one of
Speaker 1: the therapist he was working with made him identify things
Speaker 1: in the room when he was getting really heated and
Speaker 1: really the tornado in his head was just brewing. It
Speaker 1: was a category five and and his therapist like said,
Speaker 1: whatever the phrase was that triggered it, he was to
Speaker 1: name physical objects in the room. And I started doing that.
Speaker 1: So whenever I feel myself getting so overwhelmed with anxiety
Speaker 1: or sadness or depression or rage or anger or fear,
Speaker 1: I go couch television lamp and it brings me right
Speaker 1: back into the room in a way that in a
Speaker 1: way that nothing in this world, no what tool that
Speaker 1: anybody has ever given me, has done. So I would
Speaker 1: also like to throw that out there, I think my
Speaker 1: emotions might be bro open. I don't. I don't feel
Speaker 1: I don't feel like I feel we've been feeling. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but no, no, I think that I think I've never
Speaker 1: been lost. And you know, you do not get sucking.
Speaker 1: It can get looking angry. Yeah, but you've never Yeah,
Speaker 1: but your nervous system was never took taken to the
Speaker 1: test as a child. Your nervous system was used how
Speaker 1: it should have been used, and your nervous system had
Speaker 1: to do duties that a child's nervous system had to do,
Speaker 1: and it didn't have to overextend. So is there is there,
Speaker 1: in your opinion, the capability that it can be taken there?
Speaker 1: Or do I have to be like an abusive situation?
Speaker 1: So it's like a not it's not if you have
Speaker 1: not not regular, if you have not experienced. One of
Speaker 1: the things that I've experienced that contributes to this feeling
Speaker 1: is no one ever soothed me as a child. No
Speaker 1: one ever soothed me, So I didn't not how to
Speaker 1: soothe myself, and so my nervous system was in um
Speaker 1: fight or flight mode often and and and that meant
Speaker 1: meant really scientifically that like I thought, I was going
Speaker 1: to die a lot like and but something when I
Speaker 1: say I thought it was going to die, it's all
Speaker 1: this deep, deep subconscious of the parent that I have
Speaker 1: that I'm relying on can't take care of me right now.
Speaker 1: I'm going to die if I don't put on a
Speaker 1: show or clean the house and Mommy will smile or whatever.
Speaker 1: So so no, I don't think it's possible for you
Speaker 1: to feel that feel those feelings because your nervous system
Speaker 1: as a child was never put to the test and overextended.
Speaker 1: Because I'm like I do see. I mean it's also
Speaker 1: like we're fucking like that we work with comics, so
Speaker 1: that's not really a good like leveled at leveled ground
Speaker 1: to compare it to. But like I see, I see
Speaker 1: a lot of people kind of experiencing emotions or a
Speaker 1: level because you know how like something like bad will
Speaker 1: happen and I'll just react like very like almost like
Speaker 1: calmer than when I was about to drive us off
Speaker 1: a cliff, right, And it's not like I was faking it.
Speaker 1: I was truly just like, well, me making a big
Speaker 1: emotional thing is not a healthy nervous going to help.
Speaker 1: But so people, people whose nervous system has been overactive
Speaker 1: since they were a kid is and it's so or
Speaker 1: even identify that to begin with. And then people you
Speaker 1: just have these behavioral issues and your friends and your
Speaker 1: colleagues are like, you're fucking weird. Then you feel even
Speaker 1: worse about it. Um But no, I actually think that
Speaker 1: that's normal because it's better to react calmly when something's
Speaker 1: going down. But like I I I do have that
Speaker 1: ability profoundly for strangers, for people who aren't me. I
Speaker 1: have that ability. So someone could be in a terrible crisis,
Speaker 1: bleeding on the street, that brains could be leaking another
Speaker 1: head and I'll figure it out. Let's well, I will
Speaker 1: be the one. I've been the one to call line
Speaker 1: when one on somebody that is severely injured and there's
Speaker 1: just a crowd around them so many times in my life.
Speaker 1: Because but but maybe that's a maybe that's because my
Speaker 1: nervous system was so overactive that I'm like, oh, I
Speaker 1: could step in for the stranger I'm in. There's no
Speaker 1: personal like connection and like just humanity interesting because it's
Speaker 1: like I don't feel like emotions very deeply, like I
Speaker 1: feel like you do very deeply, but they're just not um,
Speaker 1: I don't. I guess I don't show them. Yes? Is
Speaker 1: that all in a true like Buddhist warrior? And all
Speaker 1: these books that I read, and there a lot of
Speaker 1: them are really centered around like you know, not me.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to but it's like a true warrior with
Speaker 1: not doesn't withhold emotion, doesn't shuff down emotion, but they
Speaker 1: just sit with it and they process it and they
Speaker 1: give themselves time. So if someone was screaming in your face,
Speaker 1: for example, you go, okay, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go and I'm gonna process what you did and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna figure out how I would like to react. That
Speaker 1: is a healthy nervous system. That's interesting because I think
Speaker 1: it's specifically speaking of the pattern, they use the word warrior,
Speaker 1: and in describing I think they said, you have a
Speaker 1: warrior like but you know you are warrior like, but
Speaker 1: it wasn't like in physical battle always No, obviously that's nothing,
Speaker 1: but that's not how the It's very interesting. Yeah, interesting guys.
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