Speaker 1: Welcome back to Alchemy. This on your host, Kevin poll
Speaker 1: Yes that Kevin Pollock, what's that? Yes? I know, I said,
Speaker 1: I was ready to buy the car. I'm just not
Speaker 1: sweet listeners. Over the years, I've been crazy lucky to
Speaker 1: see my fair share of true alchemy. By definition, alchemy
Speaker 1: is quote when a person creates something through a seemingly
Speaker 1: magical process and you lovely dingleberries. Like I said, I've
Speaker 1: been witnessed to the stuff on several occasions. An example,
Speaker 1: you asked, okay when separated, only fifty of Sonny and
Speaker 1: Share had undeniable tell speaking of which, not too long ago,
Speaker 1: while having my conscious scraped and rinsed, the idea hit me.
Speaker 1: What if I brought together the right creative people and
Speaker 1: asked them to make shut up based on my own twisted,
Speaker 1: demented ideas, then offered a podcast of this seemingly magical
Speaker 1: process and I could call it alchemy? Why can't you
Speaker 1: be more like your brother? Well, after a bit of
Speaker 1: title tinkering, I'm so very proud to welcome you, dear friends,
Speaker 1: to another episode of Alchemy. This take a photo. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get a photo of this. Hey, get away from
Speaker 1: get back away. Please you see the tape photos? No photos? Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you what do you see? What do you like?
Speaker 1: What do you don't like about this? I don't like
Speaker 1: anything about it? All right, Well i'll tell you what
Speaker 1: I noticed right away. Cigarettes still lit? Yeah, that's strange, Peterson,
Speaker 1: you've got you've got a holmesy and I for detail. Well,
Speaker 1: I studied under the grade Sherlock Holmes. You that was
Speaker 1: my cigarette? Can I have that back? I misunderstood. I
Speaker 1: thought it was in Oh no, I left it there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like a holder. You thought the dead guy's
Speaker 1: two fingers would help hold your I was taken aback
Speaker 1: by the whole thing. I wasn't thinking clearly. Tell us
Speaker 1: your name again, you waitress. Well, I'm also the floor manager,
Speaker 1: but yes, Turla, how do you how do you spell it?
Speaker 1: T U R L A H the traditional? Yes? Correct?
Speaker 1: Very shaken. And do you remember this particular patron from
Speaker 1: insight at dinner earlier? You know I do remember that
Speaker 1: because I as a floor manager, I'm very adapted. I
Speaker 1: remembering people's faces, remembering our interactions. He wanted his eggs
Speaker 1: over easy. I said, that's not gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately he was the problem eggs late at night. That's correct.
Speaker 1: We start breakfast all days, a great menu. Um. Protein
Speaker 1: is good for you. You know, uh you said it
Speaker 1: ended up being a problem the eggs. Well, yes, not
Speaker 1: on my problem. But Frank in the kitchen, he doesn't
Speaker 1: fucking understand things. So I said over easy, and he
Speaker 1: funked it up. Frankie, want to answer to that? You
Speaker 1: know it's oh my god, I speaking for myself. Okay, No,
Speaker 1: you can speak for yourself. I just want to warn
Speaker 1: them they have made the biggest mistake of their lives.
Speaker 1: Do not get your notepads out for this detection you're
Speaker 1: gonna want to take all right. First off, if you
Speaker 1: guys have a hungry late night, come over to my house,
Speaker 1: house one of your house. Come alright, alright, alright, alright, alright. Statement,
Speaker 1: do you rent kind of kind of move like move
Speaker 1: around you know what I mean? Between situations? Right, A
Speaker 1: little bit between a lot of situations, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I don't feel we're getting a straight answer
Speaker 1: from me, Frank, Come on, man, let me just tell you.
Speaker 1: What are you the cook here? Yeah? Okay? And so
Speaker 1: when the eggs roordered, what was the problem? Well, remember
Speaker 1: one is very interested to hear this. Thank you, Detective.
Speaker 1: I've been asking him that as well. My question is
Speaker 1: always like, over what you know what I'm saying? It's
Speaker 1: like over easy. He's like, all right, but over what
Speaker 1: you know what? I mean? You're easy? It's the answer.
Speaker 1: Can I talk to you by the dumpster? For sure? Excuses?
Speaker 1: I like Frank for this? You like Frank for this?
Speaker 1: So far? Okay, I feel so little early. Look, I
Speaker 1: know it's early, but I get hunches. You know me
Speaker 1: and my hunches. You you learned under me, My friend,
Speaker 1: you're trained done to me. There's a couple of other
Speaker 1: fellas out there that I'd like to ask a couple
Speaker 1: of how many times of my hunch is probably write
Speaker 1: down it's or how many times have we at least
Speaker 1: frame someone based on a hunch that I had no
Speaker 1: want to say that so bad? Excuse me, excuse me, officers, detective.
Speaker 1: We're both detective. My name is Bobby. This is my
Speaker 1: twin brother, Robbie. Um, we saw some things, but we're
Speaker 1: not supposed to not here. We can't be here. Bobby
Speaker 1: and Robbie, those are both derivative of the name Roberts,
Speaker 1: So we're both named Robert. Well, I was, I was.
Speaker 1: They weren't expecting twins, they only had one name prepared.
Speaker 1: But we saw things, but we can't um really tell
Speaker 1: you because we're not supposed to be also late. No,
Speaker 1: this is way pastor or curfew. Yeah. I got the
Speaker 1: time of death at four am. So my first question
Speaker 1: would be what were you two kids doing? Eating? Eating, eating, eating,
Speaker 1: only eating, just eating food in our mouths in the
Speaker 1: diner outside, well, outside the diner. But it was which
Speaker 1: one is Bobby? I'm Robbie. Okay, I'm Bobby giving your problems?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Are they giving you problems? These kids? Do
Speaker 1: you remember these two? Oh? Yes, I remember them? Hello Robert.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, they've been outside scrounging. They're always scrounding. By that,
Speaker 1: of course, you mean scround you know, there's scrounging, grounges.
Speaker 1: We got a good home life. Oh well, I'm very
Speaker 1: very sad to hear that none of us have a
Speaker 1: good home life. Can we all agree? Peterson? Can I
Speaker 1: talk to you about excuse excuse us? Absolutely. I like
Speaker 1: Robbie for this. I like Robbie for this. What do
Speaker 1: you think I'm writing it down? Okay, write it down?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure which one is Robbie to be like
Speaker 1: Robbie for this, it's definitely not Bobby. We can rule
Speaker 1: him out. The officers. Officers, Frank, Um, that's detective detective
Speaker 1: plus right. So I was thinking, like, why why don't
Speaker 1: we all just get together and live in a in
Speaker 1: a house together? You know what I mean? Frank, can
Speaker 1: you give us a moment? Yeah? Sure, before we do. Um,
Speaker 1: what do you mean? Huh, We're gonna try to sell
Speaker 1: you a condo, will not it will not amount to
Speaker 1: any days money, and it will disappear. Chooses just for
Speaker 1: a second, Robby, Bobby, Yeah, I was told you were scrounging.
Speaker 1: Is this something that happens on a regular basis? I
Speaker 1: mean not during the day. We don't try to come
Speaker 1: here get free meal during the day when lots of
Speaker 1: people here, but nobody shops here at night it's empty. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I think between Detective Thompson and myself, you're free
Speaker 1: to say whatever you want. This will not get back
Speaker 1: to whatever parental characters are in your lives at this point. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, then there's no one for us to talk to,
Speaker 1: so really talk openly and freely. Well, we feel like
Speaker 1: we have some leverage here and you don't have a
Speaker 1: ring on. Do you have a wife? I don't see
Speaker 1: how that's pertinent. You're very observing kid. We need to
Speaker 1: make a good detective someday. Oh I see, Peterson. Let
Speaker 1: me talk to you for a second. By the dumpster.
Speaker 1: I get a different hunch. I like Bobby for this, Robbie.
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a great detective someday.
Speaker 1: So that's why you're rulling that whole no wedding ring thing.
Speaker 1: I mean that was very You keep on talking over
Speaker 1: by my beard. I live in this dumpster, and you
Speaker 1: keep on coming over. Sorry, what sir? You got yourself
Speaker 1: a dog? Little dog, but that's the dog's name, But
Speaker 1: little dog, Peterson, let me talk to you for a second.
Speaker 1: I like a little dog for this look. I have
Speaker 1: an examined the body enough to know if there's a
Speaker 1: dog bite. But I feel strongly that we need to
Speaker 1: get away from your hun sh at this point and
Speaker 1: just hear these people out