Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This Cold Stratton
Speaker 1: here filling in once again for Kevin Pollock, who was
Speaker 1: off shooting at Marvelous Mrs Mazel spinoff series entitled Mosha
Speaker 1: Better Blues. Let's watch that. Yeah, she's thirty one flavors
Speaker 1: and then some Vanessa Raglin, what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Speaker 1: Vegan peanut fater? You load it with salt on top?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you vegan? Nope, it's just okay,
Speaker 1: And I had been vegan. It's a remnant of a
Speaker 1: different time. But now I'm not a vegan, but I
Speaker 1: still don't need terry. Yeah that sounds like peanut butter.
Speaker 1: This is for everything. It's content. Well, if you were vegan,
Speaker 1: then it would kind of change my point of view
Speaker 1: what the vegan peanut butter ice cream is. But if
Speaker 1: it's coming from somebody that could choose, and I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm stopping now, that's just good. Do prefer based ice cream? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm writing that down. Thank you, thank you. I love
Speaker 1: the Welcome back to Vanessa's State of the Union to drink.
Speaker 1: Half of us got standing up. It's pretty crazy. I
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Speaker 1: this week. Next up, he's the Rootiness touting this guy
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Speaker 1: And finally, the greatest living Shakespearean actor of all time,
Speaker 1: James Heney. Hey, please grace us with your favorite words
Speaker 1: from the Bard duffing. That's actually how it's pronounced. I
Speaker 1: think if Hamlet had just kept it to that, right,
Speaker 1: All right, let's get to our first scene. All of
Speaker 1: today's scene suggestions were gathered from our listeners emails. If
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Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. Here we go, Hi, Gang,
Speaker 1: huge out of the show. I've been listening since the
Speaker 1: beginning and just can't get enough. Also listened to the
Speaker 1: guided tour of the Natural History Museum while in the
Speaker 1: waiting room getting my car's oil changed. Needless to say,
Speaker 1: I got weird looks from the other customers as I
Speaker 1: tried to hide my tears and laughter went off the
Speaker 1: rails real quick in the best way, kind of like
Speaker 1: most of them. Anyways. Here's my idea for a scene.
Speaker 1: A group of friends in an isolated cabin slash mansion
Speaker 1: for a trip and playing the game Clue when suddenly
Speaker 1: one of them is mysteriously murdered in real life. They
Speaker 1: then proceed to argue over who they think is the
Speaker 1: murder in real life, but also can't stop arguing who
Speaker 1: they think is the murder in the game. Your show
Speaker 1: is one of the funniest things out there. Thanks for
Speaker 1: all the laughs. Brian Okay, whose turns it into My
Speaker 1: Turn six one to you just move seven spaces. Do
Speaker 1: you count the first one that you moved tours, Yes,
Speaker 1: the first elk had is staring at them. The elkhead
Speaker 1: Just move with you, don't. They just like that's not normal.
Speaker 1: It's a dead elk. Well it's it's one of the
Speaker 1: things that they put in this plate, like this is
Speaker 1: just this is all like it's all magicians and fake right,
Speaker 1: like all the all the weird stuff that's been happening
Speaker 1: in this in this cabin slash mansion. What are you
Speaker 1: talking about? It's a it's beautiful, by the way, it's beautiful. Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: sorry about the weight. I got the food, I got
Speaker 1: the cheese plate. The body is bad. Spilled a bunch
Speaker 1: of like soup on me and that really kind of
Speaker 1: slowed me down. It was just a little bit um.
Speaker 1: But it was a sea. Actually I should have said
Speaker 1: I said soup, but I meant it. Guys, enjoy the breathe.
Speaker 1: And there was some stone le tomatoes. Cevicha. What do
Speaker 1: you what's going on? Uh? You know, I just is
Speaker 1: it blood? It just looks like it looks like that,
Speaker 1: doesn't you're getting in character? You're getting that's okay, pretending
Speaker 1: to be let's sort of butler. That's good. I like that. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do let's all take on our character. Let's all
Speaker 1: let's all be the thing. Um okay, all right for
Speaker 1: you a second, because LEVI went first. Okay, Mrs Peacock,
Speaker 1: I'm you know, ch awful. Okay, okay, that's the meaning
Speaker 1: we have to judge each other because of the choice made. Anyway,
Speaker 1: you guys should really try this Cevich is super awesome
Speaker 1: that you're you're ringing it out of your clothes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just I just got a lot on me. I
Speaker 1: got really nervous. I'm never nervous in the kitchen Private show, LEVI,
Speaker 1: what is wrong? Something is going? Why is there in
Speaker 1: this house? Is weird? I was saying that before, but
Speaker 1: I think it's one of those like it's it's it's
Speaker 1: just a thing. It's one of those fun things. They
Speaker 1: put some scary stuff in so that when you rent
Speaker 1: it you get all freaked out. And it's part of
Speaker 1: the game, right, I mean, it must be. It's not
Speaker 1: a house, it's a commansion. I'm sorry. Well, the vibe
Speaker 1: in this companion is weird. I mean I founded on Airbnb.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, crucifying everyone, cruise can we just he wants
Speaker 1: to crucify me first. If we're not going to crucify,
Speaker 1: won't we all go to Hey, guys, sorry, it's really
Speaker 1: it's starting to snow out there. It's coming down real
Speaker 1: good here. The roads are not going to be open
Speaker 1: till morning. The minutes David, you covered in Cevich two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know. I the car got stuck in the mud
Speaker 1: and then I tripped carrying my Sevici that I also
Speaker 1: made up here. I see the lever I made Sevici
Speaker 1: as well. I did well being rung out of his shirt.
Speaker 1: So your's winds at this point. Well, anyways, guys, I
Speaker 1: don't think we're gonna get out of here until, you know,
Speaker 1: at least noon tomorrow when the sun comes amout. I
Speaker 1: wanted to drive out at three am. Are you serious?
Speaker 1: We can't leave? You can't, You can't. It's it's it's
Speaker 1: it's tough. Definitely wedge down there. You can't mean my
Speaker 1: husband won't be able to make it either, not to
Speaker 1: make it about me. Well, we definitely have enough tonight.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying room bed and I'm just putting it
Speaker 1: out there. Yeah, we're all gonna be alone time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: did you start play? You already? Tim? You rolled? I
Speaker 1: see that I did six and a bit. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess I'm a little lost at what what what I
Speaker 1: do next? Because you're it's not stupidity stupid over again
Speaker 1: to supposed to think. It's not. I feel like you
Speaker 1: don't start because when you're in real life, you've already
Speaker 1: got one foot forward right the doy, So then you
Speaker 1: just do the other six after that. It's fine, I'll
Speaker 1: move it back one. It doesn't matter. You're still in
Speaker 1: the hallway, you're not in a room. You're not doing
Speaker 1: anything on this turn. It's like a wasted turn, Tim, Well,
Speaker 1: but you gotta take some wasted turns to get progress
Speaker 1: in the future. You could have literally moved right to
Speaker 1: the bottom and gone in, but you obviously did some
Speaker 1: sort of weird side step down through the hallway. I'm
Speaker 1: a little suspicious of the ballroom. After Carrie went into
Speaker 1: the ballroom. We haven't seen her since. Yeah, where the
Speaker 1: hell is Carrie. That's a good point, that's an excellent point.
Speaker 1: It's very true. Now you guys want to sprint over
Speaker 1: the ballroom. First one there gets the roll. Next go Carrie,
Speaker 1: what is my your dead person? He is, she's definitely
Speaker 1: you don't have to do that on her. Now we'll
Speaker 1: give me the head. So are you gonnahere your blood
Speaker 1: everywhere the rolls. He'll be open to noon tomorrow, husband alone.
Speaker 1: Every time you pump in spring out of her neck,
Speaker 1: you've got you've got the blood on her. Wait one
Speaker 1: of us is the murderer, and now correct me if
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. But he looks like he has ceviche all
Speaker 1: over him because he was sing on the chest of Carrie.
Speaker 1: You're an idiot. I was just doing this. But Lea,
Speaker 1: I could be the murderer because convict the guy for
Speaker 1: a tomato base that makes a lot of it looks
Speaker 1: just like the stuff on him. Right now, we're letting
Speaker 1: this game, this board game, get you all wrapped up
Speaker 1: in your head. Okay, this is weird. I admit I
Speaker 1: didn't expect Carrie to be dead and dismembered. That is
Speaker 1: off putty. But also look around the room like there's
Speaker 1: a there's a dagger in here, there's a lead pipe,
Speaker 1: one of the candlesticks is missing, there's just a loose
Speaker 1: candle sitting on the mantel. Why are we so calm. Huh,
Speaker 1: why not? A good friend? Carrie is dead? A friend? What? Wait?
Speaker 1: She didn't vent for the companion she did, Scarlett? What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? You two have been best friends
Speaker 1: for forever. Yeah, that's what it looks like on Facebook.
Speaker 1: Maybe I heard she had what say it? She loves
Speaker 1: your husband, she's always been listen. Somebody should try to
Speaker 1: call the police, or you know what, somebody should shut
Speaker 1: up here. If my cell phone has no services's got
Speaker 1: to be a landline weight here, right, My cell phone
Speaker 1: doesn't have service either service in a comb This is
Speaker 1: the first time you've tried to check your internet. I
Speaker 1: thought it was a group paying and though we agreed
Speaker 1: no phones. Yeah, I flipped mine over on the table.
Speaker 1: I haven't looked at it since. I just would have WiFi.
Speaker 1: Didn't it say that on the rental? It said a
Speaker 1: lot of things on the rental. Go ahead, crucify me.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna had to find a place in this
Speaker 1: area that could sleep this amount of people. This is
Speaker 1: what I found. Guess there's a landline in the corners
Speaker 1: like a football phone. Let me be careful. Remember how
Speaker 1: booby trapped this place is? I don't think Oh my god,
Speaker 1: don't do that. You're just getting the fee cha everyway where. Well,
Speaker 1: now there seemed to be too murderers. What do you
Speaker 1: want a telephone? I don't know. I'm not the murderer.
Speaker 1: Let's just say we all did it. Huh. Let's just
Speaker 1: say we all didn't start from there. Okay, somebody had
Speaker 1: to break the telephone, That's what I'm saying. One of us. Well, Tim,
Speaker 1: you're a law professor. Put the plum down. You're a
Speaker 1: law professor. Help us out here? What what? What do
Speaker 1: we do in this situation? Clearly too stupid to have.
Speaker 1: Just get over yourself for five minutes and tell us
Speaker 1: what to do. And it's convenient directly and from my
Speaker 1: my law my law degree. Theoretically, a purple could have used,
Speaker 1: we're all gonna die. I'm going to die alone. We
Speaker 1: don't have to die. My husband won't be able to
Speaker 1: make it here. We don't have to die. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: in the honeymoon suite. I'll be alone tonight. We know,
Speaker 1: please button up. This is serious. I'm terrified. Hold me. Oh,
Speaker 1: we know murdered two people, all right, and anyone of
Speaker 1: those could be next. Yeah. Shaken up by this shaken
Speaker 1: up little too shaken up for Mr Cool, Mr sportscaster.
Speaker 1: I don't feel well under struts. Okay, so this is
Speaker 1: freaking me out. You used to be an emergency veterinarian,
Speaker 1: did you not? Now you're just a sportscaster. I lost
Speaker 1: too many animals, Okay, I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1: Too many gerbils, too many can't hang Okay. I have
Speaker 1: an idea. What if if we finish the board game?
Speaker 1: I don't know, watchmanchy Okay, I'm just going with something
Speaker 1: I just saw. Okay, right now, I'd much rather be
Speaker 1: trapped in who just made you? Watch my kids? I
Speaker 1: don't let my children make me do anything I would
Speaker 1: i children. Yeah, let's try that. Let's sprint back to
Speaker 1: the board. Let's let's see. Let's just see what happens.
Speaker 1: All right, Okay, get down, Wait, let's go alright? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's still your turn. The pieces are off
Speaker 1: the board. Wait what about? I'm sure it's just because
Speaker 1: when we were running, we were shaking the floor and
Speaker 1: they rattled off the board. Maybe maybe wait that the
Speaker 1: characters aren't even the same. Look. Mr Green is Mr
Speaker 1: Sportscaster formally emergency vainya. Wait thanks, Mrs Professor Plums is
Speaker 1: self righteous lawyer with questionable factual information. Is a topless woman?
Speaker 1: What the fund does brest look drawn on? Shut up?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute. If everything's been changed on the pieces
Speaker 1: of paper, what do you guys think is in that
Speaker 1: envelope in the center. Don't open it until we know
Speaker 1: the shape of a human head? It is that that
Speaker 1: envelope in the middle is a lot larger than when
Speaker 1: we first said it. There hell of people cheating, Jimanji.
Speaker 1: I didn't see the movie, you know, I fell asleep
Speaker 1: halfway through it. It was just not for me. It
Speaker 1: was for kids. What I only know is that in
Speaker 1: that situation they decided to just play out the game
Speaker 1: and just hope for the best. Why don't we play
Speaker 1: another game? Huh? Maybe we play another game and one
Speaker 1: already started. Sports games? Come all, idiot play football without
Speaker 1: a top on, pervert. I'm gonna be alone tonight. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, what's happening? Hello, Scarlett? Looks like I made
Speaker 1: it after all, sat that been here the whole time?
Speaker 1: But the roads, how could this beat? Means he got
Speaker 1: here before the roads got bad? He was here first.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He's a kid the whole time. Did
Speaker 1: you see me, Pete? Did you see me? Pete? I
Speaker 1: have video of it. Oh man, everyone shall watch it now?
Speaker 1: Do we also crowded around your phone to watch it? Yes?
Speaker 1: Cut to the chase. Why are you here? Why am
Speaker 1: I here? Well? I just know for a fact, Scott,
Speaker 1: that you've been cheating on me with everyone in this room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's actually true. So I'm gonna come clean here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did a lot of stuff, just weird stuff. No,
Speaker 1: just hand stuff and mouth. So we didn't go We
Speaker 1: didn't do like the stuff you were cheating on me
Speaker 1: with the dead girl, my best friend. Yes, both Emotionally
Speaker 1: that's worse. Yeah, you're right, that is worse. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: about that. I mean that's subjective, right, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I don't necessarily agree with that, I mean
Speaker 1: an emotional Wait. Wait, so you were just gonna murder
Speaker 1: all of us here? Is that? Wait? Did you urder claim? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I just came and found her here and
Speaker 1: then I put the plane into thank god, thank god.
Speaker 1: Wait you put a plane into it. I'm so confused
Speaker 1: by this whole house. Did you murder Terry with the
Speaker 1: football phone. No, I didn't murder Terry, so you haven't
Speaker 1: murdered anyone. No, you just showed up and started clapping. Well, yes,
Speaker 1: how were you clapping? And did you know that Claire
Speaker 1: was dead in the ballroom? Wait what, I haven't been
Speaker 1: to the ballroom yet. I started in the conservatory. It's
Speaker 1: beautiful the ball room. Get back. They're gone, The bodies
Speaker 1: are gone. What the what the fuck? White is happening?
Speaker 1: That's because Claire never died. That's right, No one died here.
Speaker 1: There was a head and he was giving CPR to
Speaker 1: the body. That's because my best friend Troy worked at
Speaker 1: the Jim Henson Creature Workshop. It's awesome. This whole thing
Speaker 1: is an elaborate new series and you guys are on it.
Speaker 1: Is it Scare Tactics? Is this Ashton Kutcher's next thing?
Speaker 1: I said, it's a new series? Is it the Office
Speaker 1: is a Scare Tactics? No, it's called Jim Henson's Freak Manner. O.
Speaker 1: Is it like Scared Tactics? Is it like it's sort
Speaker 1: of like Scare Tactic? Is it all like The Office?
Speaker 1: I mean there could there could be some talking. Is
Speaker 1: it rated? Can you show breasts? Um, well, you know
Speaker 1: it's une Oh Oopsie, I ate my show. What the
Speaker 1: Jesus scarlet feb I don't know what, Claire? Please? Am
Speaker 1: I a scared tactic. I'm a producer of the show.
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to directly involve myself the proceedings, so
Speaker 1: scared tactics. It's not scared tactic. It's Jim since freak manner.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me that I poisoned all that food
Speaker 1: for nothing? Wait, I'm getting so. I'm feeling now like
Speaker 1: everyone in this room is a murderer and everyone is
Speaker 1: out to get everyone else. Claire, I'm sorry, but we're
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to move forward with the footage. Well,
Speaker 1: everyone did die, actually they did die, So the food
Speaker 1: was poisoned and whatnot. So can you use the p
Speaker 1: footage at least the gentleman urinating? Yes, we shot that
Speaker 1: very well. I don't know if people want to see
Speaker 1: someone pee in their hand and then slip it up.
Speaker 1: So we thought we could maybe cut it into a
Speaker 1: promo for MTV two. But yeah, I think I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to side with Todd on this and say no,
Speaker 1: thank You're not gonna be able to use that, Hi
Speaker 1: I'm dead from scare tactics. We're right next door. And
Speaker 1: I heard you guys had some footage you're not going
Speaker 1: to use. Yeah, well, we actually have a footage of
Speaker 1: people actually die and we can't literally dying though, I mean,
Speaker 1: that's not something you can even do on YouTube. You
Speaker 1: can show it. No, no, you can't know. That's a
Speaker 1: that's against federal law. Bad news for my friends that scared. Okay, bye,
Speaker 1: that's before were going to the legal ease of you're
Speaker 1: allowed to show people dying in a sign very side.
Speaker 1: All right, here's our second scene. Hey, alchemists, I'm not
Speaker 1: usually one to reach out, typically to avoid my name
Speaker 1: being bodged. A lot of pressure, I mean, then, but
Speaker 1: I'm all in for a good laugh. I drive hours
Speaker 1: each day to get two different construction sites, and y'all
Speaker 1: are the only ones to keep me saying. My husband
Speaker 1: and I have a geriatric cat with a surprising amount
Speaker 1: of energy, so he stupidly decided a kitten could be
Speaker 1: good for her. Turns out he has a double incarnate,
Speaker 1: even as she tries to lick him and be his friend.
Speaker 1: As if that wasn't hard enough on her, we moved
Speaker 1: them both with us to a new home. Within weeks
Speaker 1: of the kitten's arrival, she spent some moments we were
Speaker 1: home hissing and being generally angry. Now and I would
Speaker 1: love to hear your take on what she might actually
Speaker 1: be saying to him. Thanks, and please keep it up.
Speaker 1: Diane of Lyman, South Carolina. Hey, Marshall, Marshall, are you awake? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You awake? Yeah, I'm awake, I'm wait okay, good, Hey, okay,
Speaker 1: So just so you know, all right here at elderly Trees,
Speaker 1: all right where we're trying some new programs to make
Speaker 1: everything a little more active for everybody here. Are you awake?
Speaker 1: I'm awake, I promise, okay, I only have one either works,
Speaker 1: all right, I got now. What we're gonna do is
Speaker 1: we're gonna pair you with a fifteen year old Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: and you're pretty much just gonna be with them. They're
Speaker 1: just gonna, you know, just just like they're just gonna
Speaker 1: make my life a little easier. Yeah. We just want
Speaker 1: to just you know, give you something a little more act,
Speaker 1: a little more dynamic. You don't think I've been active
Speaker 1: enough Marshall, Marsha, are you awake? Yeah, it's it's just because.
Speaker 1: Let me turn my head so you see the open Okay,
Speaker 1: there it is, Okay, Okay, Yeah, I'm awake. I'm wide awake.
Speaker 1: I've been in here doing my bed calisthenics. I see that.
Speaker 1: I see you've worked up a small amount of sweat.
Speaker 1: Can you get it? I always under the covers. Hey. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you both know the rules. Okay, you're not supposed
Speaker 1: to copulate. All right, what we're doing? Okay, Now I
Speaker 1: know what you meant by that. Okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 1: We can't have any pregnancies. Okay, no geriatric pregnancies. I
Speaker 1: don't have a womb. Okay, yes, you don't have a womb. Loophole,
Speaker 1: loophole loop. You ever heard of a miraculous birth? Okay?
Speaker 1: So which one of us is marrying? Which one's Joseph?
Speaker 1: There's been only one miraculous birth? Right? And I'm not
Speaker 1: a virgin? Okay? Well, I just right now surprised. Hey,
Speaker 1: what's your number? Stop? How many have you've been with? Sto?
Speaker 1: You look like us? Come down, This is what it's
Speaker 1: like to be a woman. You want to you want
Speaker 1: me to cattle pride of you know, I don't you
Speaker 1: go for don't you excuse me here to join with
Speaker 1: one of the elderly. You are, fifteen year old? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm good. Our bed pans are full. Um oh, I
Speaker 1: don't think that's what I'm supposed to with some fluids. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: so I filled mine up with mountain dew. Marshall, you'll awake. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at it's my right, it's the right eye.
Speaker 1: Just look at the right. You'll see that. I'm wide awake. Hey,
Speaker 1: what's your number? Fifteen year old? People? Have you been living?
Speaker 1: I don't, but I don't have that. I think that
Speaker 1: I was just supposed to spend time and read and
Speaker 1: I'm going to my room. Yall are a bunch of
Speaker 1: legs I've never seen before. I trust me. Well, okay, okay, okay, gravity.
Speaker 1: Gravity is not kind to you. All right, you know
Speaker 1: what's not kind to you? Gravity. I'm going to hit
Speaker 1: you with a brick if you Oh my god, don't
Speaker 1: you good? I don't think I should be here, Okay, Carlos,
Speaker 1: Yes should. Here's the prod you get to use this.
Speaker 1: I've never cattle, honest. I want you used to hang out,
Speaker 1: have fun. You be all right? All right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be in the reference setting up Carlos. Carlos, are you
Speaker 1: supposed to read to us? I was going to. I
Speaker 1: brought up book. What book did you bring to read?
Speaker 1: Livingston Segel? It's a really good book. Yeah, it's got
Speaker 1: a real moral, doesn't it does? I don't feel comfortable
Speaker 1: with this cattle product. Give me the cattle product. Hold it.
Speaker 1: What's your name? My name? It's okay. I don't expect
Speaker 1: you remember anything. Here's the cattle. I'm gonna be thinking
Speaker 1: about this for a minute. That Chavon read this book.
Speaker 1: I wrote it. You wrote this. Yeah, this is just
Speaker 1: a Marshall Marshall. Okay, I got your vitamins here. Okay,
Speaker 1: technically my name is not Marshall. My rank is Marshall. Oh.
Speaker 1: I've always loved him. So they've asked me to read
Speaker 1: this book that can't be in here. So, kid, you
Speaker 1: have a tough day the senior center. There. It looks
Speaker 1: like you're pretty upset. It was a really surprising day.
Speaker 1: I thought that it was just going to be helping
Speaker 1: the elderly, but it turned out that I had to
Speaker 1: clean bodily fluids. I was cattle prodded. Sure, I don't
Speaker 1: feel comfortable going. I'd rather just take a regular class
Speaker 1: for credit. This. What's your name, Carlos, Yeah, I'm I'm Mitch, Mitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. I hang out in the park out here,
Speaker 1: just looking for confused young people, you know, people that
Speaker 1: look like you, you know, And I come out of
Speaker 1: the Senior center because I can how can I say this,
Speaker 1: procure certain items that would make your day with the
Speaker 1: seniors much more enjoyable. I was thinking about quitting, but
Speaker 1: what what kind of items would help me with? There's
Speaker 1: certain things that these old people want, okay, because I
Speaker 1: really want to do the right right. You want to
Speaker 1: build a bridge, right, you want to build a bridge,
Speaker 1: you want to walk across and be like, hey, oldies,
Speaker 1: I got what you need with less language. I like
Speaker 1: your attitude here. All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna hand you a box. This is really I
Speaker 1: don't know how I can pay you back. You don't
Speaker 1: have to pay me the first time, okay, Okay, just
Speaker 1: take it to them and see if they like it.
Speaker 1: All right, Right inside, you'll find some adult magazines. Really
Speaker 1: can get a fruit. Some adult magazines, okay, some other
Speaker 1: surprises all right. I would also ask you, if you
Speaker 1: are a legal minor, please do not eat the brownie.
Speaker 1: I'm totally I'm not I'm under age. I won't give
Speaker 1: that to them if they wanted, and make sure that
Speaker 1: you tell them that you were advised as a legal minor,
Speaker 1: do not eat the brown absolutely checking elderly trees, check in, sir.
Speaker 1: Can I help you on, Carlos. I'm just here. I
Speaker 1: don't have an idea, but I have my student idea.
Speaker 1: Just do it, okay, take that in here, which with
Speaker 1: the box, it's just my it's what I'm bringing to
Speaker 1: make sure everything works really well with the elderly. And
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure that everything's good. End.
Speaker 1: The last time my screw was really jumps and link
Speaker 1: steal away from me. It's nothing inside the box, all right,
Speaker 1: nothing inside the box? All right? Mind? If I just
Speaker 1: put my hand in there and just moving around, please don't,
Speaker 1: please don't, please please don't. Okay, Hello, hold on, I
Speaker 1: thought I was ready to go. No, you're not ready
Speaker 1: to go. Pop that top off my shirt? Yes, pop
Speaker 1: it off. I gotta make sure you're not wearing anything underneath. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's here, we go there, alright, great physy. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I have to go to gym every day. They make
Speaker 1: me every every day. It's weird. I don't know that kid.
Speaker 1: All right, well, it's just the education systems. You got it? Okay?
Speaker 1: Can I put my shirt back out? Yeah? Please? Do
Speaker 1: you're an elderly facility? Thank you? Can I go now? Yes? Rick?
Speaker 1: Can I have a word for a second here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: give me a second. Yes, you can stay, dad, I
Speaker 1: don't really want to bear I see in front of
Speaker 1: your daughter. Actually, it's just you're not too class, honey.
Speaker 1: Come with me right here. I know. We'll just give
Speaker 1: her by my hip. Okay, all right, it's just you
Speaker 1: know you're supposed to check it out. I didn't want
Speaker 1: you my pockets just holding on. Look, you're supposed to
Speaker 1: multitask care, you know, check people in. But all you've
Speaker 1: been talking in your pocket. I understand. What did you
Speaker 1: want to change or something? What do you want to change?
Speaker 1: Sorry about that? Go ahead, look at your monitor. All
Speaker 1: it says is x l c c l x x
Speaker 1: R R one six six for you're just typing in
Speaker 1: gibberish stuff into the different fields. Do the actual work
Speaker 1: man check them in? Write their names in I know
Speaker 1: you're trying to look busy on them esting my father. Honey,
Speaker 1: come on, I don't I don't want to stand for this.
Speaker 1: Myselfice a great guy, and he's a Christian. I'm Christian,
Speaker 1: all right, that's sad. The point here, I think it
Speaker 1: is a point. I think it is important. Christ I
Speaker 1: think it's the point too. Are you a Christian? What
Speaker 1: do you believe? I'm Protestant? Like that's like nothing, does
Speaker 1: that matter? Marshall? Marshall, do you mind if it's Carlos?
Speaker 1: I don't know if you remember me, I Carlos break
Speaker 1: a boo? Na listen, I what was that? I was
Speaker 1: under the covers, under the covers again. No, we're just
Speaker 1: having some time, just having a good time in here.
Speaker 1: It's just a party here at elderly trees. Well the
Speaker 1: good news, this guy said, why do you have to lose?
Speaker 1: I have nothing to lose. I have one high school
Speaker 1: credit to gain, and all I gotta do is have
Speaker 1: you guys enjoyed my company? You know, yesterday we got
Speaker 1: rid of the cattle prod real quick. That was nice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I brought you guys presents. Well, it's a box
Speaker 1: filled with brownie. Well wait, specifically where in this box quickly. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick some up me. I wouldn't I'm supposed to. Hey, Carlos,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to say this, but I see Marshall
Speaker 1: and Shanny or whatever her name was. They all passed passed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they had passed in the night. Do they know what?
Speaker 1: We're doing a full autopsy so I'll be able to
Speaker 1: have that information in the morning. And I just want
Speaker 1: to say thank you so much for coming down and
Speaker 1: helping them out. Okay, I'm so sorry to do just
Speaker 1: a word. Hold on a second, come by my head,
Speaker 1: but least don't listen. I'm trying to secret elderly trees.
Speaker 1: So the first time I've ever known any um, we
Speaker 1: suspect murder. We think it's murder. Well I did as
Speaker 1: like a gun or something. No, I think drugs. Wait,
Speaker 1: you say someone shot them with drugs? Like shot They
Speaker 1: don't know what happened. But I did a preliminary autopsy.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm an r N. I know, carl Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was here yesterday on this bench. Yeah yeah, it
Speaker 1: looked really confused. I helped you out of the box
Speaker 1: of stuff and obviously look worse today. Ton't. I looks
Speaker 1: a little pale, but I mean you're fifteen, that you're gross.
Speaker 1: So the brownie killed three people? Wait a minute, what
Speaker 1: there was three elderly people. The eighth brownie I didn't
Speaker 1: even have a chance, but it looked like quick I
Speaker 1: killed him. Different the brownie killed them there. I don't
Speaker 1: know what killed him. Did anybody put any of the
Speaker 1: brownie up them? Did a brownie does not belong. I
Speaker 1: didn't have a chance to stop her, and I didn't
Speaker 1: feel it is appropriate for me to remove it. But faster,
Speaker 1: these little old people moved very fast, way faster than
Speaker 1: you expect. They had just gotten done doing clemato under
Speaker 1: the sheets that I don't know. It was some sort
Speaker 1: of callista. I don't know what. Hold on, a second,
Speaker 1: hold on, are you telling me the truth? Did you
Speaker 1: bring the box to old people at all? Because I
Speaker 1: thought we had a deal, I swear to god. I
Speaker 1: walked in and I thought that it was going to
Speaker 1: be a calm moment. But once they saw things from
Speaker 1: the outside, they turned into like prisoners like the adult magazines.
Speaker 1: The brownie, the brownie mostly you should have seen him.
Speaker 1: It was like a monster attack. Okay, so you showed
Speaker 1: him the brownie, and before the warnings came in, it
Speaker 1: was too late, like they had already put that you
Speaker 1: said they put the brownie up them, Well, at first
Speaker 1: only one and then the others did the other one
Speaker 1: get it up them and then help the others, exactly
Speaker 1: like the air masks, you know when on a plane,
Speaker 1: you help, you help, you do you? And then that's exactly.
Speaker 1: I can't believe if you've seen this happened before. All right, Look,
Speaker 1: so they're all three of them are dead, and they're looking.
Speaker 1: They're looking for who the killer is. I think they're
Speaker 1: going to point me how long have they been dead?
Speaker 1: Seventy two hours? Listening to that, probably I'm thinking seventy
Speaker 1: two hours? All right, because well, let's just say that
Speaker 1: it would be a shame to berry or cream a
Speaker 1: people who aren't a hunter percent dead. Where? Why are
Speaker 1: we in drawers? I can hear you. I can hear
Speaker 1: you through my drawers. Hello, Open drawer, drawers. Open the
Speaker 1: drawers Toronto with adult magazines, Lucky drawers empty. I got
Speaker 1: just some brownie crumbs in mind. How do we get
Speaker 1: out of these drawers? Hell? And here's the elderly trees.
Speaker 1: Mark Oh my goodness, drawers got okay, are what's going
Speaker 1: on here? What are you doing down here? Somebody cut
Speaker 1: me open? Dear, preliminary on top six. We had to
Speaker 1: get the brownies out of you, Luke? What the fun
Speaker 1: is going on here? Sarah? I'm sorry, Yes, sir, yes,
Speaker 1: of course. Okay. We can't have these people get out
Speaker 1: of here. Okay, we got a status quote. Do you understand?
Speaker 1: Are you saying that you don't want us to let
Speaker 1: these people get up and trees anymore? Yeah, we can't
Speaker 1: let them get out of here. I have to keep
Speaker 1: this areious sterile? Are you listening to that? I am
Speaker 1: listening to that. Okay, I am listening to that all right.
Speaker 1: Now look here's some sevich. Drown them okay, just drown
Speaker 1: them in that? All right? This is just the mental images.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I'm alive. Isn't it wonderful? Second chance?
Speaker 1: Second chance? I'm gonna be better this time. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be better people, and we're gonna make the world a
Speaker 1: wonderful places like that other guy. Folks, I'm gonna need
Speaker 1: you to sit on the floor with your mouths open
Speaker 1: if you could. No question here here comes to I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I was sorry. Sorry, this is not about you. Do
Speaker 1: you have any more gun? Oh? That was good? Oh god?
Speaker 1: Really really the best? Dam Listen, just just stay here. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go check with my supervisor and see what
Speaker 1: else I can get done. Okay, check. They took a
Speaker 1: forty gallon drum a Cevichi like what like? It was
Speaker 1: like it was one of those little mini cokes that
Speaker 1: nobody drinks. Luke, what the fun you're telling you? Pull
Speaker 1: my nipples right now? What the hell's going on? Why
Speaker 1: would I do that? I'm not pulling your nipples. You
Speaker 1: gave me something to drown these old people that are
Speaker 1: supposed to be dead. I poured the Sevigi on them
Speaker 1: and they chucked it. Getting my pants, Get in my pants,
Speaker 1: Get in your pants, I'll stay it's him. Come inside. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm officer Stacy Smith. Stress if I look for Miller? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you poop in a commercial? Yeah? I think I
Speaker 1: remember that one. Oh yes, I remember in the sheets.
Speaker 1: But you can't shade in the streets. And if you
Speaker 1: like the poop, then take the lactake. Right and now,
Speaker 1: I'm an officer. We didn't make any sense. What do
Speaker 1: you if you want to poop, take the lactab. They
Speaker 1: were trying to um insinuate it was a healthier poop, Like,
Speaker 1: if you want to poops, not a die. That's one
Speaker 1: thing we can help you with. You're investigating a triple
Speaker 1: hom trip hom as we say in my office in
Speaker 1: the precinct, like a honey baked m I'm sorry, three
Speaker 1: people have been murdered by drugs. Murdered, murdered by drugs,
Speaker 1: bull murdered by three. Oh so it's not people. I'm
Speaker 1: going to need to go to the morgue right now,
Speaker 1: or the in house. We have an in house mark.
Speaker 1: I'm actually in charge of it. Anything happened in there, happening,
Speaker 1: that's disgust it is, but it helps me sleep well.
Speaker 1: You have to have sort of a gallows humor, you guys.
Speaker 1: That's a wrap on season two of Jim Henson's Free Comb.
Speaker 1: This is scare tactics. It's not scare tactics. Sorry. And
Speaker 1: that's that boy, perfect button and it was I think
Speaker 1: that scene was supposed to be got cats. Do you
Speaker 1: think you think that they could have like I imagined
Speaker 1: they were going to use the forty gallon Sevichi to
Speaker 1: kill the cop. Wouldn't. Well, that's that's the cruel to you,
Speaker 1: the improblem you're trying to Yeah, yeah, sure, maybe right
Speaker 1: with your own end. Isn't that the spirit of shirt? Maybe? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And then that cat was never throw the ball. That
Speaker 1: guy throwing the ball was throwing into a cat. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh that was a different different. We did it. We
Speaker 1: nailed it. I'm sure Deanna is super happy. She really
Speaker 1: took a chance writing she did. She took a chance.
Speaker 1: And then we're like, let's shoot all over. It wasn't
Speaker 1: on perfect how you're doing stuck to it? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: number three. Maybe we'll put a cat in here for
Speaker 1: no reason. Hey, I love the cat. Here's a suggestion.
Speaker 1: It comes in the form of a short anecdote. You see,
Speaker 1: whilst waiting at the traffic light the other day, I
Speaker 1: overheard a small part of a conversation. What's something like this,
Speaker 1: person A, when are we meeting at the museum? Person?
Speaker 1: Be moon rise person? See you're both so kind to
Speaker 1: the constructs. It was it was then that the light
Speaker 1: change that off I drove. I can't help but wonder
Speaker 1: what those fellows were up to, though perhaps you could
Speaker 1: do some alchemy to elucidate what might have happened that night?
Speaker 1: Yours with kind regards, George. Can you repeat this yep? Here?
Speaker 1: It is also like personal elucidate, like you killed person A.
Speaker 1: When are we meeting at the museum? Person B, move rise?
Speaker 1: I think this is a high kup person. You're both
Speaker 1: so kind to the constructs. I'm sure everybody knows, but
Speaker 1: I just want to make it clear before we start.
Speaker 1: What is it construct? Yes? I mean that's for you
Speaker 1: to decide, Okay, Star, After twenty years of hard labor
Speaker 1: and that spans generations, we're going to open this brand
Speaker 1: new wing of the museum tomorrow morning. I'm so proud
Speaker 1: of it. Hey Sean, Sean, Yeah, some kids just pisted
Speaker 1: and shipped all over the floor. You want to clean
Speaker 1: that up? Shift? Yeah? Good, I'm going on a break.
Speaker 1: Hey Sean, Sean, are you okay? Listen? I know you
Speaker 1: put a lot of work into this. You know, people
Speaker 1: appreciate you more than they let on it, Sean. They're
Speaker 1: just afraid that you're doing so much work that you're
Speaker 1: gonna move up. You don't see that. They want to
Speaker 1: make sure that you still keep cleaning the ship off
Speaker 1: the floor because otherwise, when this opens tomorrow, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be the talk of the town. You've done twenty years
Speaker 1: of hard work to make this wing of the museum wonderful.
Speaker 1: I think tomorrow morning at moon rise, you and I
Speaker 1: come up here and make sure it's ready to be
Speaker 1: christened by the children. Hey, Sean, dinosaur bones are right, correct, Sean,
Speaker 1: this is your museum. Now listen to me, third man
Speaker 1: on the chart of evolution. You've always been my favorite.
Speaker 1: That's right, I'm standing so tonight. Yeah, you got this, man, Sean.
Speaker 1: Don't you have shipped to be cleaning? Yeah? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Sorry, sorry, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Are you talking to the evolution No, just listening, Okay, Sean,
Speaker 1: I'm an upright man on an evolution chart. You can
Speaker 1: trust me. You always had a good head on your soulders.
Speaker 1: Sure good, yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks chrome magnet Sean. Good
Speaker 1: Sean wing. Yeah, listen, you guys have always been in
Speaker 1: my corner and people. I've always appreciated it, and it
Speaker 1: seems to show it up the day after my wife died,
Speaker 1: and uh, I think since then it's really kept me
Speaker 1: from killing animals. So I appreciate that, and I appreciate
Speaker 1: that I feel seen. I guess that's what I'm trying
Speaker 1: to say. We love Sean, Yeah, we love you man.
Speaker 1: You know you're evolving just like us. Yeah, Sean, you're
Speaker 1: you're spreading that ship all over the floor. What are you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Just you're just spreading it all
Speaker 1: over the floor. You're right, You're right, You're bucket, You're
Speaker 1: right here, You're okay, okay, Yeah, I'm Sean. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: just reviewed the security camp footage. You you're the one
Speaker 1: that should on the floor. Sean. Do you need some
Speaker 1: time off? I mean, I know tomorrow is supposed to
Speaker 1: be a big day for you, but um, you sets
Speaker 1: this is odd, Sean. Make a part of the exhibit. Man,
Speaker 1: now's your time, exhibitor an upright standing human being at
Speaker 1: the end of an evolution chart. Yeah, trust Sean, can
Speaker 1: you hear me? Yes? Sorry? Are you? Maybe we could
Speaker 1: make it. I'm the head docent and I'm trying to
Speaker 1: be a kind person right now. Yeah. You always have
Speaker 1: been nice to the constructs in a dig. What does
Speaker 1: that mean? Well, you know, like those of us that
Speaker 1: clean up and fixed stuff, we're just constructs. So what
Speaker 1: do you like? I'm working on a cone. I think, Sean,
Speaker 1: I think this could be voluntary or not. That's your decision.
Speaker 1: But you're shopping on the floor, you're rubbing the ship around,
Speaker 1: you're talking to the walls. I don't know what's going on,
Speaker 1: but we have a big opening tomorrow, Sean. Sean, you're
Speaker 1: doing great. Way to elucidate buddy. Yeah, yeah, maybe you can.
Speaker 1: Don't touch me. Don't touch me, you're covered and chill.
Speaker 1: Well if I don't touch you, how do I know
Speaker 1: you're well? Well, I'm How do you know I'm real?
Speaker 1: Is a funny question. I would break the ice. What
Speaker 1: I know you're real? I can smell your blood and
Speaker 1: your smell. Okay, telling the security guards all right, that's fine.
Speaker 1: You can leave now. You don't tell me when I
Speaker 1: can leave. I tell you when I can leave, Sean.
Speaker 1: But the head, what are you smelling? Don't smell me
Speaker 1: like that. I'm smelling. Don't smell me like that. I'm
Speaker 1: getting Carl. You know what, Guys, maybe she's right, Maybe
Speaker 1: they do it here a couple of days off as
Speaker 1: a human being. At the end of the chart, I
Speaker 1: need to tell you the gigs up. You're going to
Speaker 1: be in big trouble. If you don't, maybe that's for
Speaker 1: the best. Motherfucker. Oh my god, I've never had to
Speaker 1: draw my weapon before. Man, I just just just I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna resist. Just take me away, okay. Oh man,
Speaker 1: if you think I want to put one between your eyebrows, dude, Man,
Speaker 1: you cannot trust me. You have to lock me up
Speaker 1: before moon Rise, you were wolf. No, no, I just
Speaker 1: I checked off in the middle of a pentagram last night.
Speaker 1: So that's exactly the same thing. He hit the church.
Speaker 1: He hit the church. I'm shooting Sean. I know you, man.
Speaker 1: I grew up around you. Man, Okay, I knew when
Speaker 1: I came to this. You've seen when I was a
Speaker 1: little boy, when I was fifteen years old, I was
Speaker 1: over here. I do I remember. I don't want to
Speaker 1: have to do this, man, but I want, man, I
Speaker 1: want to remember walking away. I'm walking away. I remember Danny.
Speaker 1: That was Denny, Denny. That's right here. You you were
Speaker 1: particularly interested in the evolutions church, right, yeah, right man,
Speaker 1: the crol magnet and the space in between. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: proving that we're all just meat. Yes, this bone that
Speaker 1: could be entered aparts like this like a chuck steak.
Speaker 1: What a mystery ripped apart and just ceased to exist,
Speaker 1: be bathed in sort of cleanness at all. Yeah, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that was you, remember you. Yeah, I'm just part of
Speaker 1: the constructors. Remember it's me Seawan the Wolf's school, not
Speaker 1: you again. Bad. I can't shut up, I can't show
Speaker 1: you can't listen to wait a second day. You can
Speaker 1: hear the wolf skulf, of course, I thought everyone can
Speaker 1: hear the wolf Skuli. This is gonna lose his face,
Speaker 1: his blood. You're not helping. I'm already worked out. Pussy pussy,
Speaker 1: go bottom bottom wolf. Look at my school. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try it. I'm gonna try to bite him. I understand.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to bite you. Just dominant him. You
Speaker 1: gotta get I can taste his dreams. That's how a
Speaker 1: wolf we're doing. That was a righteous kid and kids.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be checking out the next hall, but we're
Speaker 1: going to see the planes, the great planes and the
Speaker 1: animals that are out there. Planes are all like an
Speaker 1: airplane or no, he means like tall grass and flat lands. Stupid. Well,
Speaker 1: you don't need to call them stupid. To be a lawyer.
Speaker 1: When I grow up whatever, I'm gonna be a sportscaster. Listen,
Speaker 1: I want you guys to be in your best behavior.
Speaker 1: And everybody's holding the hand of their partner, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: well of course they are. You guys are kids. Kids
Speaker 1: have sticky hands, were white gloves. Well, that's true. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry I got to close off this section. We paid
Speaker 1: for all of our tickets to do a full tour
Speaker 1: of the museum, so we'd like to see the great Plane.
Speaker 1: I understand that, but there's been a homicide in here.
Speaker 1: Somebody got their face enough who no, no, no, there's
Speaker 1: no way that we're gonna let you guys go see
Speaker 1: somebody's face face off face. Well, I can't say no
Speaker 1: to kids. Come on in. Yeah, Oh, you can't be
Speaker 1: letting us in here? Is this not a crime scene?
Speaker 1: Young Mr Mathers was still with our buddies, goods. What
Speaker 1: the fun was that? Excuse my language I did. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: But a voice loomed from the sky, it seems from
Speaker 1: the sky. You didn't all hear that that? You heard that, buddy,
Speaker 1: that's all. And I was wondering, like maybe if the
Speaker 1: cost of cooties was included in the tour. That's a
Speaker 1: good one. That's a good bad. Yeah, her body defecates
Speaker 1: after her passes, all the bowels released, and your fingers
Speaker 1: held that because of these might be two younger kids
Speaker 1: for that information. So maybe, yes, everybody poops. Hey, my
Speaker 1: dad's a cop. I have some chalk on me. Can
Speaker 1: I start tracing all these bodies ting? Yes, look what
Speaker 1: you've gotten us into. I'm gonna have to put a
Speaker 1: full report of this to all their parents. And he
Speaker 1: be kind to the construct I'm sorry, that's a constructor.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, custodian or something it counts as a construct
Speaker 1: Are you just a custodian? I think of myself more
Speaker 1: than that. I don't think of myself as a title,
Speaker 1: myself as a human being. Tell them yourself as a wolf?
Speaker 1: I think of myself as a wolf? Am I crazy?
Speaker 1: I heard that too? No, you're not crazy, that's real.
Speaker 1: Why don't the children hear these voices? Because they're too young.
Speaker 1: The moon hasn't risen above them. The whale rose above them?
Speaker 1: When they will are the wolf's gool when they visit
Speaker 1: this room of the usually when the moon rises only
Speaker 1: in the a m only in the morning moon. That
Speaker 1: was a little guy on the heart. Listen, I think
Speaker 1: we should kids, We should probably all gather our stuff.
Speaker 1: That chalk is clearly no good anymore because it's covered
Speaker 1: in blood. Yeah, that's a good. Blood on wet. You
Speaker 1: can't chalk on wet. That's the one thing we learned
Speaker 1: today at the museum. That's the takeaway check out wet. Honestly,
Speaker 1: you learned a lot more. Remember that, we learned that
Speaker 1: bugs sometimes can be an invasive species. Chay. We also
Speaker 1: learned that if you don't try, you don't know if
Speaker 1: it will work out or not. So good on you
Speaker 1: for trying. But then I'm so sorry. But honestly, this
Speaker 1: is a good moment for us all to have a
Speaker 1: heart to heart. You like me as a teacher, right,
Speaker 1: I'm a great teacher, Mr. Museum. That's awesome. You can't
Speaker 1: tell your parents that you were in a room with
Speaker 1: blood and feces and saw a murder, or I won't
Speaker 1: be able to take you guys on these man vacations anymore.
Speaker 1: Vacations you're a cult. Oh well, first of all, it's
Speaker 1: an auto vacation. You write, it's a dacation. It's a
Speaker 1: field trip. It's a field trip. Let's go over. Vacation
Speaker 1: is a thing you've never heard of dacation, heart of
Speaker 1: a station. Okay, well a staycation would be staying in
Speaker 1: the classroom. And these kids don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: They want to take the magic school bus. Okay, yea,
Speaker 1: So maybe chop that up. And the thing we learned
Speaker 1: today to it's a construct of a word. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a portmanteau. Yeah, it's like brancholina. You know, like two
Speaker 1: words supposed to get it's a portmanteau. It's a yeah,
Speaker 1: branchelina or no, no, no, my mom My mom makes
Speaker 1: me learn really complex words all the time because she
Speaker 1: says that if I don't have board people and you
Speaker 1: never know them in a room with you're a smart kid.
Speaker 1: I mean, at least these are all gifted children. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you've noticed there's a program at Elderly Trees Elder Facility.
Speaker 1: I think you will really enjoy. Hey, kid, look I
Speaker 1: found a brownie. Oh, let's put that there. Don't put
Speaker 1: that there? Oh jeez, And that's perfect. Seventy two hours
Speaker 1: the fourth night at the museum, pretty much right at
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