Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This Cold Stratton
Speaker 1: here filling in once again for Kevin Pollock, who's off
Speaker 1: shooting the prequel to End of Days. Plenty of Days left.
Speaker 1: Let's meet her Chemist for today. She's also fierce on
Speaker 1: the runway. Vanessa Ragland, what's your signature? Look? This is
Speaker 1: kind of grimace. I wish you guys could see this.
Speaker 1: It was really good. It was I want to buy
Speaker 1: whatever she's selling next. He's the end of the world
Speaker 1: and he knows it. Joey Greer, Yes, I am Joey.
Speaker 1: How's it all gonna end? I don't want to spoil it.
Speaker 1: He's so angsty he needs to dance hardcore in a barn,
Speaker 1: Mark Gagliardie Mark, what song really gets you going? Um?
Speaker 1: Right now? The confrontation song from La miz Oh. That's
Speaker 1: a good one. Yeah, right now. You're too hip for
Speaker 1: your own good. I mentioned the world where musical theater
Speaker 1: is awesome. Row finally, working too hard can give you
Speaker 1: a heart attack? Atta Kikok Craig, would you get in
Speaker 1: a car with Billy Joel in a heartbeat? I wouldn't
Speaker 1: let him drive? That's was that what you were asking?
Speaker 1: I didn't specify that I would get in a vehicle
Speaker 1: with him. What's the cultural take on Billy Joel at
Speaker 1: this point, cool or not? I don't think he's like
Speaker 1: three years away from people being like, Billy Joel's the coolest,
Speaker 1: Like it's kind of about that. I mean, you two
Speaker 1: is not cool, right YouTube they were there's They've always
Speaker 1: been the biggest band in the world, so they didn't
Speaker 1: don't have a chance to be cool or not cool.
Speaker 1: They're just they're just a stadium. I think they got
Speaker 1: a chance not to be cool, but I don't know
Speaker 1: that my opinion counts. I just don't think they're cool. Wait,
Speaker 1: do we have goss hot Goss? We don't know. We
Speaker 1: don't know the truth from Bam, We're just getting headshakes
Speaker 1: and comes down for Beast and Furious presents. Babe. All right, well,
Speaker 1: let's get to our first scene. All of today's scene
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Speaker 1: here at alchemy this dot com. Our first scene comes
Speaker 1: from David, who wrote, Dear Alchemists, I would like to
Speaker 1: begin the way I'll finish, passionately and without warning. Thank you,
Speaker 1: say that you all have made my job much easier.
Speaker 1: I travel three to four days a week and usually
Speaker 1: drive four plus hours at a time. I have laughed
Speaker 1: so hard I've cried, spit water all over my dashboard,
Speaker 1: and swallowed my gum. I would like to suggest a
Speaker 1: scene we always see the public facing side of a
Speaker 1: live action children's show, such as Sesame Street, Blues Clues,
Speaker 1: Baby signing time, et cetera. I have a one year
Speaker 1: signing time and maybe it's singing time, but it's it's
Speaker 1: type signing time here, so I'm gonna do that terrifying
Speaker 1: show teaches America signed like which to Toddler, it's important
Speaker 1: signed us NBA right now. I have a one year
Speaker 1: old and would love to see your interpretation of what
Speaker 1: goes on behind the scenes in the writer's room after
Speaker 1: bad takes craft services, et cetera. I'll be overjoyed to
Speaker 1: hear you all take this and run with it. I
Speaker 1: would like to tell everyone that I thoroughly enjoy all
Speaker 1: of your characters. You're wonderful. Thank you again. Can't wait
Speaker 1: to hear the next episode. Sincerely, David, it's a rap.
Speaker 1: I can't do that anymore. A sure reason. I got
Speaker 1: your a costume in uh in the trailer, so whenever
Speaker 1: you need it, it's over there. I'm wearing the costume
Speaker 1: I need for the day. I don't need the other costume. Okay,
Speaker 1: do we have a for tomorrow? Christ Uncle Squishy, Hey, Dwayne,
Speaker 1: you can knock it off. I don't know who Dwayne is,
Speaker 1: Uncle Squishy. You don't have to always be on Lawrence.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you even why do you even try.
Speaker 1: I don't know him. I don't because because I have
Speaker 1: faith in him. When when he was hired here sixty
Speaker 1: one year ago, everybody had faith in him, and we
Speaker 1: don't have to be nice to him anymore. Like no,
Speaker 1: I just feel like he's such a legacy here. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to stop. Okay, Uncle Squishy, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: look at this the squishy people. How are you doing?
Speaker 1: Corporate new time over? So? I want to just say
Speaker 1: the ratings are up. The kids love it, the parents
Speaker 1: love it. I think it's because I'm doing more feminist
Speaker 1: stuff with my character. Thank you for listening to the
Speaker 1: notes on what that was fantastic, you know, we're progressive,
Speaker 1: we're moving. Yeah, so I want to let you all
Speaker 1: know we're gonna do a live show show. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do a live show. Boss. There's no way that Jayne's
Speaker 1: gonna be able to handle a live show. I think
Speaker 1: he will know he can't, can't take it. I think
Speaker 1: I know he's ninety, and when he hits ninety, we'll
Speaker 1: have a talk. He's not all there. He's always uncle squishy.
Speaker 1: He moves very slowly. We have to edit around him
Speaker 1: and you don't have to. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to call angles on all of these cameras
Speaker 1: and he's just wandering all over the set. What do
Speaker 1: you think he's going to do on a live show.
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna from his own year in half
Speaker 1: the time, and then we'll guess what. We'll get a
Speaker 1: little schlop pot of the bottom of the stage and
Speaker 1: it will excuse me. I don't think I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: be back here. I'm lost. Hey, you want me to
Speaker 1: help you buy? Yeah, if that would be great. Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: why am I doing this because you have one that
Speaker 1: all the kids left? Get the kid to his mother? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, I just I don't give a shit about it.
Speaker 1: You know, I've been working like two weeks on the
Speaker 1: set and that just sucking. Sucks. Yeah, you know, you
Speaker 1: tell me about it. We've been we've been out of here.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, they're gonna put cameras out be
Speaker 1: able to smoking pit. One of these days. They're gonna
Speaker 1: put cameras out of here. They're gonna put mics out
Speaker 1: of here. They're listening to everything we say. Corporate guy, yeah,
Speaker 1: Steve Oh always uses to oh at the end, that guy.
Speaker 1: They're gonna turn this whole thing into like a cam
Speaker 1: girl scenario. You know what I meant smoking all that.
Speaker 1: If I wasn't two weeks from my pension, i'd get
Speaker 1: out now. Yeah. I got a friend who works the
Speaker 1: baby signing time, I might yeah. Yeah, wait, your two
Speaker 1: weeks from your pension. Why you know what, you're gonna
Speaker 1: go get a new job after you retire. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just you like to work, huh. I like to work.
Speaker 1: It's all about that. Yeah, I get it. Oh, Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: are we smoking? Yeah? Trying to quit any room for
Speaker 1: the new kid or no? Yeah? Going out kidding? Okay,
Speaker 1: So we're smoking. We're smoking. What do we do more?
Speaker 1: Old burloughs, I don't smoke. Yeah, he's American spirits, American
Speaker 1: spirit PAULA guy got gonna kill Dwayne if he comes
Speaker 1: by my craft s trailer's table one more and calls
Speaker 1: Red Vines fun time. Squishy straws, I'm gonna fucking cut him. Oh, Dwayne,
Speaker 1: sweet listen, I'm trying to get into the boys club.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to do what it takes well doing what
Speaker 1: it takes me complaining a lot about Uncle Squishy, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you that. N Yeah, you weren't here when Dwayne
Speaker 1: killed him? Man what Yeah? Yeah, Dwayne, Uncle Squishy killed him?
Speaker 1: In what happened? How to do it? Excuse me? Uncle Squishy,
Speaker 1: that's my name and that's my game. Oh would you
Speaker 1: mind signing this? It's it's a Auburn Helbert helmet. It's
Speaker 1: Auburn helmet. I just want your singature. I know you
Speaker 1: played there. You're a tight end for Auburn University and uh,
Speaker 1: Uncle Squishy octopus. I know that, But Dwayne Doyne Helper,
Speaker 1: you were your tight end for Dwayne Helper. You were
Speaker 1: a tight end for Auburn univer there's no one by
Speaker 1: that name anymore. Why don't you drop the act and
Speaker 1: just signed the helmet? He stabbed him eight times, one
Speaker 1: freest tenticle. It's unbelievable. Wait, he was a football player.
Speaker 1: You're missing the point of his story. Don't don't bring
Speaker 1: it up. Don't bring it up. I just love football.
Speaker 1: Really Yeah, why did you say like that? Well, because
Speaker 1: this is such a boys club. This is such a
Speaker 1: boys club. I can't love football. Yeah, it's an amazing game.
Speaker 1: You know, we will talk about it. We just think
Speaker 1: with the CT and the fact they don't play, they
Speaker 1: don't pay college players, it just it's well, guess what,
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of the CT. I'm sorry. Like you
Speaker 1: like head trauma? Yeah, I love it? Yeah, that's that's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, what the hell? Hey, come on, we're I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to say crazy alright, Sorry, yeah, crazy cigarettes? Try
Speaker 1: hold on, let me roll you one. I gotta roll mine. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: the season eight arc. Okay, we have to be concise
Speaker 1: on this all right now, Uncle Squishy. In the timeline
Speaker 1: so far, he said he hasn't he has had kids.
Speaker 1: He hasn't had kids, He hasn't hadd hasn't had kids,
Speaker 1: no kids. Okay, so then let's add we're not adding kids.
Speaker 1: The kids watch the show. Uncle Squishy is everyone's uncle.
Speaker 1: We can't be daddy uncle Squishy. We also added an
Speaker 1: orphan in season sixty, episode eight, So we've done that
Speaker 1: before and it didn't go great. Thirty minutes till the
Speaker 1: light show starts, I'm gonna need a scrap. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: I think we just do the thing where he sings
Speaker 1: the eight arms song again. How many times he's gonna
Speaker 1: do that? He can do that three times? How you
Speaker 1: can do that three times? In the show eight arms,
Speaker 1: eight arms? Ears got one arm over here, one over there,
Speaker 1: one over here, and one over here, one over here
Speaker 1: and one over here and one on over here. You
Speaker 1: sounds like the scripts. Ready, let's get wrong. Were just
Speaker 1: sing the song? What if he did it in Spanish?
Speaker 1: Shut that anyone? You know? Yeah? Why is somebody pointing
Speaker 1: at the brown guy in the writer's yeah brass brassy? Hello?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What does that mean? What does that means?
Speaker 1: We have twenty minutes? Are we add percent that? That's
Speaker 1: what that means? Yeah, that's what that means. You're getting
Speaker 1: distracted by the wrong thing. We have to we have
Speaker 1: a live show. We got Uncle Squshy. We'll do the
Speaker 1: arm song three times, then another time in Spanish that's
Speaker 1: four three, So he's gonna say I got an arm
Speaker 1: over here twenty four times over the course of the show,
Speaker 1: but in different languages. So I think it's okay, bent
Speaker 1: Amon nudos. What if that someone's name, If that's a
Speaker 1: call for help, it's not. It means twenty minutes, where's
Speaker 1: graph service? It's never moved. Well, I'm gonna squish them
Speaker 1: down the hall. My uncle Squishy, Oh my god. Do
Speaker 1: you think he's like that at home? What do you mean, Grandpa?
Speaker 1: We have to talk. What's Grandpa's It's it's about it's
Speaker 1: about Marline. I'm sorry, Mrs Squishy. What's wrong with this?
Speaker 1: Is squishy? You may have noticed there's an e KG
Speaker 1: attached to her and her bed has been replaced with
Speaker 1: a hospital bed, and she's been making that noise a lot.
Speaker 1: Let's see if we could all make that noise. It's
Speaker 1: not I'm not going to help, Look, Uncle Squishy, it's not.
Speaker 1: Try again, kids, very good. I just think Grandpa should
Speaker 1: just hugger goodbye because it's probably times. Yeah, that's the death. Cop.
Speaker 1: That was the death that's coming soon. Well, I'll hugger
Speaker 1: with this arm. I don't hugger with this arm. Hugger
Speaker 1: with this song. Goddamnit, hugger with us arm. I've got
Speaker 1: eight arms to hold you. I heard a bad word. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's you know, things have been going crazy for
Speaker 1: him at home. But I don't know if he's gonna
Speaker 1: be able to handle this guy. We don't have a choice.
Speaker 1: We don't even know what bendos means. You gotta mean anything. Now,
Speaker 1: you have to get this show together. We can have
Speaker 1: the other characters do more songs. We can have them improvised.
Speaker 1: IV I don't know it's fun. Are we gonna? Are
Speaker 1: we gonna put in more of that feminist crap that
Speaker 1: she's been preaching along there? I think it would buy
Speaker 1: us sometimes. All right, fine, get her out there on
Speaker 1: top of the show. I gotta fade this into the prompter.
Speaker 1: We ready, I gotta feed it into the problem. What
Speaker 1: are we going to put in the prompter? What are
Speaker 1: we going to put him the prop anyone have anything
Speaker 1: to put in the propect? I know what it is.
Speaker 1: I know what it is. Bay means to to beckon.
Speaker 1: To nudo means by means to beeccan are getting that?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What does that mean? I think? Are
Speaker 1: we a hundred? Someone has to have something to put
Speaker 1: in the prompter. Anybody, what are we gonna put in?
Speaker 1: Send him the file, send him the last whatever, the
Speaker 1: last thing you wrote. Put it, we'll put it in
Speaker 1: the prompt. Okay, and emailed him sent sent okay, Ready,
Speaker 1: this is what you want to put in the from
Speaker 1: all right, I put it in the ro all right,
Speaker 1: put it in the put it in the prompter. Okid,
Speaker 1: Uncle Squishy, do you know what painting minw toast means?
Speaker 1: Bay means to beckon? Oh oh what she wanted to
Speaker 1: see me? Or yeah, we did want to see you? Yea?
Speaker 1: What is this about? What do you think it's about?
Speaker 1: What do you think it's about? That's good? I wore sandals.
Speaker 1: You think that's why you think that? As our live
Speaker 1: show was starting and Uncle Squishy was going on and
Speaker 1: on about what maintaining new Toast means that it's because
Speaker 1: you were sandals that you're in here today, we asked
Speaker 1: to send the teleprompter the script. I was struggling to
Speaker 1: find the word. Yeah I did. I did, and that's
Speaker 1: what you thought that Uncle Squishy should say. Is this
Speaker 1: about steppers or no, it's not about your sandals. This
Speaker 1: is about going into the lives. This is about going
Speaker 1: into the live show. I'm sorry to overstep. That's okay,
Speaker 1: don't overstep. It's you're not overstepping at all. No, I
Speaker 1: was overstepping, Dan, and I shouldn't have. It's okay, I
Speaker 1: don't mind. You can handle this. You know, we we
Speaker 1: both have the same I've been here longer, but we
Speaker 1: both have the same job. So there it was, you
Speaker 1: tell me it's not a thing, and then you just
Speaker 1: sneak in that you've been here long because I think
Speaker 1: we're losing the thread here. Okay. After he fed that
Speaker 1: into the prompter, it was then just stats about Auburn
Speaker 1: football players throughout the year he flipped out. He stabbed
Speaker 1: each of those kids eight times. Thankfully he only had
Speaker 1: a spoon, so it just gave them little bruises. But
Speaker 1: still the damage is done. The house friend wait to
Speaker 1: way to trigger him, way to trigger him? Gary. It
Speaker 1: was the last thing I wrote, how long have you
Speaker 1: been standing there? Anyone know where Mrs Squishy is? I
Speaker 1: can't find her anywhere. Um, I heard she's I heard
Speaker 1: she's in the parking lot. Yeah, she's. Uh. If she's
Speaker 1: not in the parking lot, she's on the train tracks
Speaker 1: or very dead. He was joking, a horrible joke, Mr
Speaker 1: Uncle squishy pants. Um, the train tracks, that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Dan was right. She said she would be waiting on
Speaker 1: the train tracks, just laying on them. Well, I guess
Speaker 1: we'll go lay on the train tracks. Okay, Uncle Squishing.
Speaker 1: What have we done? Oh? Man, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: felt like it was just a momentary lash out to
Speaker 1: say that, and we might have just just killed Uncle Squishing. Well,
Speaker 1: he did a lot of damage. You can't him in
Speaker 1: the building. He's a threat to everyone. He's safer on
Speaker 1: the train tracks. By boy trained depart at the station.
Speaker 1: He for one more little kid? You bet, kid, jop
Speaker 1: all two more little kids? Okay, to do kid? He
Speaker 1: wait in the Probert the engineer, sure can so excited
Speaker 1: over here? Run around here and one who essentially from
Speaker 1: the train tracks. What do you mean there's there's an
Speaker 1: offer from the train tracks. I do everything and training
Speaker 1: I see Squire's sorry started. Oh and that's the end
Speaker 1: of Uncle squish, he got squish, he got squished. Oh
Speaker 1: he got uncle's QUI strot a poetic in a way
Speaker 1: none of us have have worked in television accurately sl
Speaker 1: right there. I don't know how that works. Our second
Speaker 1: scene comes from Lance. He wrote, Dear Alchemists, I have
Speaker 1: been loving the podcast since the first show. Athan listen
Speaker 1: to it while doing yardwork on the weekends. I'm sure
Speaker 1: the neighbors wonder why I'm laughing so much while pulling weeds,
Speaker 1: spreading mulch, and getting points in ivy. I don't think
Speaker 1: you're doing all right, guy. In any event, a suggestion
Speaker 1: if you all would like. A couple wants to buy
Speaker 1: a new car. The various salespeople at the car lot
Speaker 1: all really need that sale, and he tries to sabotage
Speaker 1: the other to convince the couple to buy from them.
Speaker 1: I look forward to the next show, Lance in Baltimore.
Speaker 1: This is a nice model, honestly, four door. It looks
Speaker 1: pretty good. Looks pretty good. I noticed you're looking. I'm
Speaker 1: terribly sorry. Oh no, I was just I was just
Speaker 1: checking it out. It's a beautiful car, isn't Yeah, really
Speaker 1: really gorgeous. Yeah, you guys newly wents. Don't put any
Speaker 1: more pressure on him. We're living together, just living, and
Speaker 1: that's fine. I don't want any more. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: there's don't do this right now. I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 1: You're just making it about the ring, and I just
Speaker 1: didn't make it about the rings as if we were married.
Speaker 1: I said we're not. And it's not a big deal.
Speaker 1: I think it's not. Even saying it's not a big
Speaker 1: deal makes it seem like it's a big stuff. That's
Speaker 1: your stuff coming by stuff. It's absolutely you've got a
Speaker 1: call online. Four I think it's the census. Well the census. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'm sharing your life with you. That's
Speaker 1: enough for me. I'm just I'll be right back. Here's
Speaker 1: my car. Thank you, want to thank you too. I
Speaker 1: see you looking at this car? Right? Four dos four doors?
Speaker 1: Great enough for a family, but also great for just
Speaker 1: two people. What mm hmm, I just didn't white? All right, great, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it good for a family, let's go good for
Speaker 1: a film. It's good for a family. It's easily get
Speaker 1: a car seat in there too if you need to,
Speaker 1: or maybe a dog. We could put a dog in there.
Speaker 1: Definitely dog serious I don't you doing it. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to make it better. Not worth a dog? Do you
Speaker 1: not like a dog? I mean that unconditional love right
Speaker 1: off the bat, Like, what are you doing? What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? What are you talking about? We're moving
Speaker 1: in together, we're getting a car again. I understand that,
Speaker 1: but it's just one thing. When do we not get
Speaker 1: a dog? Because it's I gotta Brent is one thing?
Speaker 1: Hey Jones, he's sorry to interrupt here, but you got
Speaker 1: a phone call something about your wife and a divorce.
Speaker 1: I probably should take this. He's been threatening for months.
Speaker 1: So here's my car. No, we only need one because
Speaker 1: we share everything. I'm not gonna hold both. Just take
Speaker 1: one of them. Are we doing here, folks? Anything I
Speaker 1: can help you with? Yeah? We're just looking at this
Speaker 1: sess today and it's it's really nice. It's sparkles like
Speaker 1: a diamond. It's really nice. So clearly you've been married
Speaker 1: a long time now. We're not married. No, we're not married. Okay, married.
Speaker 1: We don't need a piece of paper. No we don't.
Speaker 1: We don't need No, we don't. No, we don't because
Speaker 1: love doesn't need paper. I agree. Okay, Well, speaking of
Speaker 1: a piece of paper. What is you married? Are you
Speaker 1: doing this? I'm not doing anything. I'm trying to make conversation.
Speaker 1: Are you married? That's what I just did? Well, proppably
Speaker 1: married for twenty Oh my gosh. Let me show you
Speaker 1: a picture, not just a picture of you, that's a
Speaker 1: picture of me. That was me the day I got married.
Speaker 1: Look great, thank you all Denim all denim. Wow it
Speaker 1: was the nineties, ZIZI here your wife. Your wife's on
Speaker 1: the phone right now. She needs you to take this call. Okay,
Speaker 1: very badly. Oh no, I better take this call. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you want us to keep the picture? You can?
Speaker 1: Please take the picture. Take three of them looking at
Speaker 1: this car. Yeah, we've been looking at the car. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You guys got kids? No, we don't have kids. No,
Speaker 1: we don't have kids. You have a dog? No you're married? Nope, nope,
Speaker 1: And we don't want to be. We're happy to just
Speaker 1: be sharing our life together. Needs paper. Let me show you,
Speaker 1: guys a couple of motorcycles in sure you know what?
Speaker 1: That's more like the life we're living, isn't it. Yeah
Speaker 1: it makes a great point. We're living a motorcycle life.
Speaker 1: I love it. Let's do it. I don't love it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to live a motorcycle. I I don't
Speaker 1: want to be shoving for two motorcycles. That's psychotic. Look
Speaker 1: at me, Look at me. I don't want about a motorcycle.
Speaker 1: You never want to take a chance. No, No, I
Speaker 1: wanted to get a car with you, and I wanted
Speaker 1: to move in with you because I thought we're moving
Speaker 1: towards because everything I say triggers. We got to share
Speaker 1: one car, share one car? Do know how to do
Speaker 1: a motorcycle? What is it? You got a phone call
Speaker 1: the cast a wild Hogs and making a sequel and
Speaker 1: they want to bring you on a marriage. Don't be
Speaker 1: a to marriag. If you don't want me to be
Speaker 1: afraid of the motorcycle, I don't want you to be
Speaker 1: a friend of Americans. Get flies in your mouth? What's
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I don't know a lot
Speaker 1: of married people with flies in their mouth that are
Speaker 1: scraping off the highway. Oh yeah, what do you hear
Speaker 1: about that couple that passed on the on the train track.
Speaker 1: I didn't on anything because you know why, because I'm
Speaker 1: talking to your mother on the phone all the time.
Speaker 1: Talk to my mother, talk to my mom. She's got
Speaker 1: sny Well I don't. She should stop calling me, don't
Speaker 1: answer it, Okay, then she'll be mad at me. The
Speaker 1: manager of this establishment here, is there is there a problem?
Speaker 1: Not at all. We're just trying to decide between this
Speaker 1: or the motorcycles. No, we've already decided we're not getting
Speaker 1: two motorcycles. Okay. Well, all of our all of our
Speaker 1: sales associates have a thousand yards stare right now, and
Speaker 1: they all claim that it's because of you too, So
Speaker 1: I just like to think you're good. I think it's
Speaker 1: probably just my fault, but that's the way things tend
Speaker 1: to shake out around. Wow, are you serious? It's probably
Speaker 1: my fault, But I think everybody's like Stephanie. Who would
Speaker 1: want to commit to Stephanie? Get away from Stephanie. It's George.
Speaker 1: George did it? George the guy George manager's manager. And
Speaker 1: if you're not going to buy a car, then get
Speaker 1: the funk off of our locks. Okay, you're not worry
Speaker 1: of one of our car Come on, the word tall
Speaker 1: you something right now? I would taste something right now, Okay,
Speaker 1: something George does how you sound? I'm right here, tell
Speaker 1: you joice something now, George, tell you somewhere to me.
Speaker 1: Tell me, it's gonna go damn. You want to say it,
Speaker 1: It's gonna go right into your heart and it's gonna
Speaker 1: blow your mind. Stop looking at our Sudan's okay, you're
Speaker 1: not even worthy to lay eyes on them. Oh really,
Speaker 1: we could lay whatever we want on your you know what,
Speaker 1: dumper on this, you buy it, right, I'm not buying
Speaker 1: the scraps. No, no, no, we could dump on it
Speaker 1: and we wouldn't buy it. I'm sorry, folks. I'm a
Speaker 1: lot relationship counselor. They bring me in when sales go
Speaker 1: bad because of turmoil between two people, and I'd just
Speaker 1: like to come in here and try to help solve
Speaker 1: this situation. I want you to hear, hear each other.
Speaker 1: We're gonna shoot on that car. Yeah, okay, Now, what's
Speaker 1: your which, what's your name? I'm Stephanie, Stephanie, and you
Speaker 1: are George. Let me George, George here. You didn't you
Speaker 1: didn't George stammering that. George, listen to me. I didn't
Speaker 1: do that. I didn't stay Okay, yes, you didn't talk.
Speaker 1: You're getting Senalia just like your mom. Don't say that
Speaker 1: don't say I'm just poking your shoulder. Okay, I didn't
Speaker 1: hurt you to shoot on this Carlo, you I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do it right now. I'm gonna shoot on this car.
Speaker 1: And I want you to really hear me when I
Speaker 1: say I'm going to dump on this sedan. Okay, hands
Speaker 1: going and it's going down. This is hard because you
Speaker 1: guys decide if you wanted to. Wow, what the hell
Speaker 1: is going on for the better of their relationship? It's cool.
Speaker 1: I'm this man does not working. He doesn't work here. No,
Speaker 1: he's the self appointed relationship counselor. He shows up a
Speaker 1: couple of times a week. He's just doing good here.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get a sale after I figured the dunk
Speaker 1: off of my by whatever you guys are do George,
Speaker 1: we've been through a lot together. We really have. Could
Speaker 1: be pretty funny. Time to propose. I'll take a motorcycle.
Speaker 1: Oh I will too. Oh no, we're not doing this together.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're breaking up with me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I want a motorcycle. Prepare the paperwork just big enough
Speaker 1: for one. You got it? No side car, no even
Speaker 1: no even hook up for a side car. And I
Speaker 1: guess if You're relationship is ending. I'll take a minivan,
Speaker 1: all right, prepare the paperwork. Thanks George. Why are you
Speaker 1: getting the most impressing thing I could think of to
Speaker 1: drive solo? Oh um, honey, I tried to shoot on
Speaker 1: the car. It didn't know good. I'm not helping anybody.
Speaker 1: Don't you say that. Don't you say that. My little
Speaker 1: boy is gonna be a It's gonna be a big by,
Speaker 1: big bright, shining star of the of the world, of
Speaker 1: of of what is it that you call this job?
Speaker 1: You made up relationship counselor lot use Carl car lot
Speaker 1: relationship counseling. You're gonna be the big cone of it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Most of my friends are playing video
Speaker 1: games and trying to score. I'm a fifteen year old
Speaker 1: who wants to shoot on a car to help a relationship. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what, some people are doing important things in
Speaker 1: the world and some people aren't. You think video games
Speaker 1: are important? No, you think that shifting on a car
Speaker 1: to show a relationship when it should be Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I just don't think I'm going to get
Speaker 1: into Dartmouth or Princeton. I think I just need to
Speaker 1: go to a state school and reset, come here, we've
Speaker 1: got a very interesting application. I know, we don't. We've
Speaker 1: got a very exciting after What is it? What does
Speaker 1: it say? What? He disregard the g p A. Disregard
Speaker 1: the g p A, disregard the g A. They've asked, Yes,
Speaker 1: Cambridge cadge, all the heads of all the ivy league.
Speaker 1: When we've decided what this student is up, where we
Speaker 1: will auction in bid? Yes, yes, I've Justice League. Now oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. Point one disregard gp A fascinating start points. True,
Speaker 1: I'm only fifteen. No, no, I'm not fifteen. I've been
Speaker 1: fifteen and I'm no longer fifteen. The applicant fifty, right,
Speaker 1: but we've had younger in the course of course, they've
Speaker 1: been geniuses. His person is of average intelligence? Right? What what?
Speaker 1: Why did you call us all in here? Because point three? Right,
Speaker 1: look at my CV and it's attached. And then when
Speaker 1: I look at the TV or not used car Relationship
Speaker 1: counselor this is your CV. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this applicant CV. He's reading the application. It says has
Speaker 1: saved upwards five relationships by sitting on cars. It's a
Speaker 1: dartmouth man. If ever, I heard. Well, it is a
Speaker 1: tulip pointed representative of Princeton. We've been coming to our
Speaker 1: fine establishment. Wait, if he likes to shut on cars,
Speaker 1: why not Brown. There's a gentleman from Soxford. I think
Speaker 1: that is. Where are you from? Soxford University is one
Speaker 1: of those state schools? Onto fest? Oh you've seen my
Speaker 1: chest underneath his vest. He's the chest of a statement. Kirby,
Speaker 1: that's spoons for you. I got into Brown, you did, honey,
Speaker 1: It's so exciting. That's a little on the nose, but
Speaker 1: I'm excited. You're fifth. Oh my baby's fifteen and he's
Speaker 1: gonna go to Brown. I just don't think I'm ready
Speaker 1: for you to go to college yet. I think I'm ready.
Speaker 1: All right? Is she looking at some cars here? Huh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay cool. If you have any questions, just let me know.
Speaker 1: So are you all in a relationship or no? This
Speaker 1: is my family. I'm about to go off to college.
Speaker 1: Are you all married together? Or how does that work?
Speaker 1: How does the family work? Clearly his father and I'm
Speaker 1: clearly his mother. Yeah? Is there like I'm kissed? Three?
Speaker 1: Just three? Okay? And so who married who? How does
Speaker 1: that work? Married? His mother and his father and I
Speaker 1: are married. And then who you got you kind of
Speaker 1: cherry pick or we had them? There are children? Okay,
Speaker 1: have you done this before? I sell cars all the time.
Speaker 1: All right, so I just need something that's gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: get me across country. So I can you know, I
Speaker 1: just hate hearing that it's gonna be okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here you go nice and uh so do you all
Speaker 1: sleep in the same bed or how how does that? Just?
Speaker 1: Buy a car? Please? Every and going? Okay over here? Oh? No,
Speaker 1: which one are you married to? I'm married to my wife. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're married. Oh congratulations, we love that. So a car
Speaker 1: for the newly wed? Might I suggest a pink Corvette?
Speaker 1: Love it? Love it. We've been married for a long time.
Speaker 1: I mean you know, we've had our ups and downs
Speaker 1: every couple times. It's normal. That's when you brought that
Speaker 1: one in. Well, spice it up, spicing it up with
Speaker 1: I'm going to college. The cars for me, it's for me,
Speaker 1: it's for the second husband. This is our son to
Speaker 1: drive to Providence, Rhode Island. Oh, so you're gonna want
Speaker 1: a aqua vehicle? What? I love it? Guys? Why are
Speaker 1: we doing this? Let's just go to Uncle Squishies a
Speaker 1: lot across town. You don't want to go to Squishes. Oh,
Speaker 1: we got good deals here, alight, better than Uncle Squishy
Speaker 1: can do. We guarantee, we guarantee, we guarantee it. I guarantee.
Speaker 1: Do you guarantee the eight high fives when you buy
Speaker 1: the car like he does? We can make that happen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no problem, no problem. Happy to get in
Speaker 1: the mix of this crazy marriage crupple, it's not you
Speaker 1: know what. Let's just go to Uncle Squishies. No, well,
Speaker 1: here we are. Look at that animatronic was dead? Animatronics alive? Honey?
Speaker 1: But why is he not dead? But that's how animatronics work.
Speaker 1: He should be dead forever thanks to what Yeah they
Speaker 1: I guess they just put Uncle Squishy's brain inside a
Speaker 1: new robot body. Can they do that with Grandma? Oh? Honey? Dead? Maybe?
Speaker 1: I don't think they're ai. I don't think they're ayeing everybody,
Speaker 1: just the important ones. It was important. She made the
Speaker 1: best jam. Oh she was important to you. Oh your
Speaker 1: grandmother was dead forever up top one five. So sorry
Speaker 1: about grandma, honey. We're all suffering. Uncle Squshy. We'd like
Speaker 1: to get our son a car for college. Where are
Speaker 1: you going? I'm going to Brown. You must like the
Speaker 1: ship on cars, dude, it's my passion. Well here's one
Speaker 1: you can take a ship on anytime you want. Wow,
Speaker 1: Mazda Miata. I'll be careful, honey. That's a convertible. You
Speaker 1: don't want to take a ship in the car. That's
Speaker 1: that's fair. Let me just do it on the hood.
Speaker 1: Then let me see how this feels. Gonna take a frispin,
Speaker 1: that's all. Yeah, But I think this is the car
Speaker 1: like my life. I don't like my off, I don't
Speaker 1: like my dad, I don't like my brother, and I
Speaker 1: don't like Uncle Squitchy, and my grandma's dead. And she
Speaker 1: was the one that will saw me. She deserves her
Speaker 1: own spin off special three years old, very very She
Speaker 1: was the one that should have been going, you know,
Speaker 1: to the ivy leagues. Our third scene comes from Clint,
Speaker 1: who wrote, I've been listening since the start of this podcast,
Speaker 1: and I've loved every episode. I listened while I'm at
Speaker 1: work doing my flaps. I work in water treatment for
Speaker 1: my local government. You make me laugh out loud, disturbing
Speaker 1: the safety officer in the office next door. My idea
Speaker 1: is we need to get nerves control. He's got a
Speaker 1: big job. My idea is a safety officer and inspecting
Speaker 1: a new building which is wildly out of code, but
Speaker 1: the people working there are totally incompetent. Keep up the
Speaker 1: hilarious work, Clint from North Carolina. The second floors, that's uh,
Speaker 1: we presume a lot of flooding might have been there.
Speaker 1: That's above the first fool. You assume a lot of
Speaker 1: flooding is going to happen on the second floor because
Speaker 1: we're handed out finished the I'm sorry, I was called
Speaker 1: in here to inspect this building and you're just flat
Speaker 1: out telling me that you did a terrible job with it.
Speaker 1: The second floor my flood, Yeah, I noticed already wrote
Speaker 1: down that the second floor the breaker up there, I
Speaker 1: got a lot of exposed wires. Yeah, I wanted to
Speaker 1: ask you about that. Why exactly is the breaker sitting
Speaker 1: in a half full fish aquarium? I don't know. That's
Speaker 1: where I keep the dogs, so I figured I just
Speaker 1: leave them all up there and keep them in a
Speaker 1: safe place. Second floor, all right. I didn't even notice
Speaker 1: that there were dogs in there as perhaps, so would
Speaker 1: you notice the dogs? Why wouldn't I notice the dogs?
Speaker 1: Tell him we're painted him like the walls you carry.
Speaker 1: You see you dogs, it's a new breed. We created
Speaker 1: camo dogs military budget, and we're gonna send them camo
Speaker 1: dog bitch. Alright, I do have a few other things
Speaker 1: i'd like to Yes, you're right, I'm I'm I got
Speaker 1: I'm a bit. I got into a property manager. I
Speaker 1: thought you you're not the property managers. Doesn't look like
Speaker 1: we're property man. By god, I checked in on you.
Speaker 1: Oh are you the property manager? I managed the property
Speaker 1: are I've got to say there's some serious violations here.
Speaker 1: The only violation is that every dog isn't camoed. You
Speaker 1: guys have been camoing dogs, which frankly I did not
Speaker 1: even know was a verb. And uh and then this
Speaker 1: building is a nightmare. Look around at this place, for god.
Speaker 1: Think you have a ninth floor but no floors three
Speaker 1: through eight. Those floors overrated. It's just stilts with a
Speaker 1: floor at the top. They only had enough money. Fun
Speaker 1: three flaws. Let me finish, boss. The favorite numbers nine
Speaker 1: because when you flip it over at six and when
Speaker 1: you put it by a nine, it's sixty nine. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 1: Mr Inspector, Hold on a second. Why I don't even
Speaker 1: think they'll notice I'm gone. Hey, what I'm a whistleblower.
Speaker 1: What I'm a whistle blower? What? Okay? I think this
Speaker 1: building might not be up to code? Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I think you're absolutely right. This building is not
Speaker 1: up to code. If anything you need, I can get
Speaker 1: you information. You just can't use my name. Okay, thank
Speaker 1: thank you, I appreciate Ted. Anybody want to I'll take seconds. Also,
Speaker 1: what do you what do they even? What are they
Speaker 1: even calling this room that you're living in here? This
Speaker 1: is Ted's room. It's called Ted's room, and they keep
Speaker 1: me in here? Why you just have one extension cord
Speaker 1: going out of the room. There's no wall outlets in here.
Speaker 1: That keeps saying they're gonna sell tickets, sell tickets to
Speaker 1: see you. I don't know. I don't know, Ted, Ted,
Speaker 1: you want to blow the whistle? Okay, you're blowing. This
Speaker 1: is it? This is you are currently blowing the whistle.
Speaker 1: I think they didn't build any handicapped ramps, Ted, Ted, Yeah,
Speaker 1: want you to know You're seven o'clock is sold out?
Speaker 1: Oh no, they're selling tickets. You don't know what for.
Speaker 1: But it's you got a complice for the matinee tomorrow
Speaker 1: because it's almost sold out. If you got accomplice, you
Speaker 1: gotta get it to me. I don't have any comps.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows I'm here, Ted. Everybody apparently knows you're here.
Speaker 1: God's sake. Look, it's gonna be really hard for me
Speaker 1: to not use you as a whistle blower and not
Speaker 1: use your name because you're the only other person in
Speaker 1: this building. Okay, but whatever you can do to just
Speaker 1: stop this building, to stop the building, that's all right.
Speaker 1: Condemn it, whatever you have to do. Honest, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be perfectly honest with you, Ted, I really didn't need
Speaker 1: a whistleblower to tell me that this building was really
Speaker 1: in terrible shape. I want to be your deep throat. Okay,
Speaker 1: you can be deep throat. Yeah, Like, if you don't
Speaker 1: tell me who your contact is, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: be able to condemn the building. You know how this works.
Speaker 1: You you can see from I mean, I'm your contact.
Speaker 1: Look at this list. Look at this list of problems
Speaker 1: that this building has. The foundation is literally made of
Speaker 1: quick sand. Like, I understand that you're telling me this,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna need a third party to tell me
Speaker 1: that that's actually what's going down. About to take the
Speaker 1: condemned list down to city Hall? Do we have any
Speaker 1: of the names Ted? Wait? Wait, wait, wait before you go,
Speaker 1: before you go wow, back up, back up, Okay, back up, Okay,
Speaker 1: no one gets that close to my face before you go.
Speaker 1: Much better, I'm gonna go talk to a guy. All right,
Speaker 1: I'll be right back. Don't send the list until I
Speaker 1: go down doing the number on my nuts. Ted's in
Speaker 1: the middle of a performance right now. I have to
Speaker 1: see Ted, right, No, think you k busy? Ted's killing
Speaker 1: it and I gotta go back in ticket? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: find I'd like one ticket? Please? How much you got?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you a scalper? You look? Do
Speaker 1: you want to take it to see Ted? And that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I need a ticket to see Ted? How much you go?
Speaker 1: About sixteen dollars? I have a couple of quars? Sixteen fifty? Said,
Speaker 1: you've got a couple of coins? Yeah? How many coins?
Speaker 1: You got to? Two quarters? It's the fifties, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do it for justin Coinsifty's bigger than sixteen, ain't it?
Speaker 1: You know what? It? Sure is? Fine? I guess I'll
Speaker 1: give you these fifty cents instead of these six dollars.
Speaker 1: The boy, thank you. Sorry. Nobody gets seated after act
Speaker 1: once you get the intermission. Fine, you could go in
Speaker 1: for Act five right after intermission. What happens to at two, three,
Speaker 1: and four, at one and at five? A good? Alright?
Speaker 1: Can I get you a drink while you wait? You
Speaker 1: want to eat a fot from concessions? No, I don't
Speaker 1: want to eat a fart from concessions? Uh? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: what about a spicy fot? No? I don't want question. Question. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't see any dogs in here? Do you know? Dogs? Again?
Speaker 1: You know what? That's it. I'm just going in there.
Speaker 1: I'm just going in there. Please please help me, Ted,
Speaker 1: Please help me this part of the ship. Just here
Speaker 1: in the middle of a performance. What exactly are you doing? Look?
Speaker 1: Act five they're gonna flood, They're gonna flood this level.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you know what. Come with me, Ted, Come
Speaker 1: with me. I know you don't want to be outwardly
Speaker 1: the voice of dissension in this building. You think he's
Speaker 1: a hero. Hero that's just established and that character. I'm
Speaker 1: just a t Comes on, Ted, Come with me, We've
Speaker 1: got to get downtown to the building. Inspectors making me
Speaker 1: do eight shows a week. There's no understudies. Just come
Speaker 1: with me, Ted, I'm getting I'm literally telling you how
Speaker 1: to get out of this situation right now, Ted is
Speaker 1: a love story. I really can't leave in the middle
Speaker 1: of a performance. You're gonna flood the place. What a
Speaker 1: gladigator leave in the middle of a performance if he could? Yes.
Speaker 1: The one part I like is the curtain call. They
Speaker 1: really don't do it now. It's versus his love for call.
Speaker 1: Now do something that's never been done in theater before.
Speaker 1: Take your curtain call right now and get off the
Speaker 1: stage before they fled this place. Thank you. That's not
Speaker 1: a curtain call. I've got an application another Princeton man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy is a performance an't do? Why am I
Speaker 1: looking up applicant Lernew You say he's very good. He's
Speaker 1: very good. He's been performing eight shows a week down
Speaker 1: at the Condemned but not get Condemned Camel Dog man
Speaker 1: like Harvard Love Haven? What we kill you? Yes? Oh?
Speaker 1: Does you are you? Are you the stocks for guy
Speaker 1: from my brother? My brother? What are you from? Trilling me?
Speaker 1: Trill at the State School. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.
Speaker 1: Don't come now, this is I the Camo dogs. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't see the best money the Ivy Justice League
Speaker 1: ever spent was all those Camo dogs. Say, God damnit, sergeant,
Speaker 1: get in here, and then hearing about these things Camo dogs. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: about this, Yes, I wasn't I informed about this. Why
Speaker 1: aren't these Camo dogs working for the United States military? Goddamnit?
Speaker 1: Well they're still being tested out, sir, still being tested,
Speaker 1: field tested, field ted. What kind of idiots would field
Speaker 1: test Camo dogs? Did you bring them in with you? Sure?
Speaker 1: Did privates line up? A line can be in the shape?
Speaker 1: Cann't not? Oh my head, my head. These guys showed up,
Speaker 1: so they were drafting, even though we got rid of
Speaker 1: that a long time ago. So we just decided they're
Speaker 1: privates in the military. People We need bodies. They are
Speaker 1: they are? I am being generous and saying disheveled, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: but they have a way with camera dogs. There came
Speaker 1: dog whispers, sir, Camo dog whispers. Huh, alright, cameo dog whispers.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna eat all those pens? No, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna eat any of them. I gonna have them around there. Uh,
Speaker 1: nobody eats farts around. Get your hands off the pen
Speaker 1: one huh. Yes, I have a ceiling, the better to
Speaker 1: keep the rain out. My dear, I'm the big wolf
Speaker 1: from red Head. All right, Am I gonna have to sergeant,
Speaker 1: Am I gonna have to put up with this kind
Speaker 1: of ship to get if you want the camera dogs,
Speaker 1: they're part of the package deal, sir. Alright, you know
Speaker 1: when the red Head thing, the grandma has been eaten
Speaker 1: by the wolf the whole time. Yeah, riding hood. It's
Speaker 1: a classic. Hey colonel, yeah over here, Yeah, what who
Speaker 1: are you? I'm a whistleblower? What there's a conspiracy, But
Speaker 1: there's a conspiracy with Let me shut the door. There's
Speaker 1: a conspiracy. I'm sorry, now I'll shut the door. Well,
Speaker 1: she's hold on all right, let me all right. You
Speaker 1: stay there, you stay here. Let me come around. Now,
Speaker 1: both of you stay on this side of the door.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in here, and I'm gonna talk to this.
Speaker 1: Do you want your pens? No, you can eat one
Speaker 1: of my pens if you need to. All right, look,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you a crazy story. Okay, And did
Speaker 1: he go straight to the top. Okay, there's no limits
Speaker 1: to who's involved in this. Okay, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: a story about eight men in England can decide where
Speaker 1: all Ivy League students and public school students go. I
Speaker 1: mean this sounds a little far fetched. Do you realize
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you a story about people shooting on
Speaker 1: mini vans, relationships getting solved. Okay, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: a story about an octopus who died on a train track,
Speaker 1: but maybe he didn't die. Um do you do you
Speaker 1: actually have a conspiracy theory that you want to let
Speaker 1: me know about, or a real problem that you've seen
Speaker 1: that you want to whistle blow, or are you just
Speaker 1: gonna ramble about these kind of things? This is? Is
Speaker 1: this all connected somehow? I don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It's all in one episode of alchemy? This what got
Speaker 1: to be connected? What? It goes straight to the top,
Speaker 1: straight to the top of alchemy. This, yes, all the
Speaker 1: way up to Kevin. Kevin's never here. I'm sorry to interrupt, buddy,
Speaker 1: he can't make it. How did you get here? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm always Oh my god, how did you get in here? Um?
Speaker 1: I just have been here. I don't remember a life
Speaker 1: before this. Hey everybody, I'm here again. Sorry cool Stratton
Speaker 1: disappointed looking all your he's the front. I'm James Heeney
Speaker 1: and I'm here too. I'm Joey. Have been even McCom
Speaker 1: that's inaccurate. We're spitting inception tops over here. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh that's our show for today. Let's go around and
Speaker 1: say what we're up to. Mark gig already. You can
Speaker 1: catch me at the Beautiful Dynasty Typewriter Theater on the
Speaker 1: last Wednesday Wednesday of the month with Craig Kowski playing
Speaker 1: with work us iprov H and also Blood and Treasure
Speaker 1: Season one, now available on Amazon Prime. Vanessa Raglan, I'm
Speaker 1: usually a Dynasty type right to the aforementioned hanging out
Speaker 1: scooping corn. We just ordered a cotton candy machine. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be twist and sugar and no time to get
Speaker 1: tambo dogs soon, and we're trying to but you know
Speaker 1: there's a lot of red taper on that understood. Craig Atkowski.
Speaker 1: If you're in Austin, Texas over Labor Day weekend, I'll
Speaker 1: be scooping corn at the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love it. Joey Greer at Jeffy Grieber on Instagram,
Speaker 1: Bear Supply second fourth, Wednesday, nine o'clock West Side Comedy Theater.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty pretty pony. First first Thursday up, last time,
Speaker 1: so I wanted. Yeah, that's what it is. We always
Speaker 1: show up most of the time, right. I'm at Cole
Speaker 1: Stratton on Twitter at Stratton Cole on Instagram. Always getting
Speaker 1: a fews. I don't know which is which. Um, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's about it comes see pretty pretty pony. As he mentioned,
Speaker 1: let's thank our sound engineer Doug I Hate Billy, Joel Bay,
Speaker 1: our post sound design artist Rough El Brito, our producers
Speaker 1: Sophie Lichtman, and lastly I heart Media. Encourage all of
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