Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This Cole Stratton
Speaker 1: here filling in once again for Kevin Pollock, who was
Speaker 1: off shooting three thousand miles to Graceland to Elvis has
Speaker 1: left the building smut Alchemists for today. She knows exactly
Speaker 1: where Carmen san Diego is. Vanessa Ragland the what makes
Speaker 1: you such a good gum shoot? I guess there's my
Speaker 1: innate curiosity, Thank you. Next, he owns fifty one percent
Speaker 1: of Candy Land. Joey Greer, Oh my god, Joey, what's
Speaker 1: come Drop Mountain like this time of year? It's honestly,
Speaker 1: it's a fucking hell hole. Okay, it's the middle of summer.
Speaker 1: It's you don't want to be there, sticky, sticky. Next up,
Speaker 1: he saw crocodile Dundee six times in the theater. Mark Gagliardi,
Speaker 1: Good night, Mark. Is this a knife? That's not a knife?
Speaker 1: This is a nice I'm not supposed to carry this
Speaker 1: with me in the studio. Finally, he took the Pepsi
Speaker 1: challenge and now he owns the company Craig Koski. Craig,
Speaker 1: what variation of kola have you cooked up? Next? Uh,
Speaker 1: Cacola it's my own secret family recipe. What's in it? Uh?
Speaker 1: My secret family drinking drink PEPSI took a turn. All right,
Speaker 1: let's get to our first scene. All of today's scene
Speaker 1: suggestions were gathered from our listeners emails. If you'd like
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Speaker 1: name here at alchemy this dot com. That's your name
Speaker 1: here at alchemy this dot com. Our first scene comes
Speaker 1: from Shiler I believe or Skylar not sure who wrote
Speaker 1: Dear Alchemists. I'm a very huge fan of the magic
Speaker 1: that you, beautiful people are able to spew from your
Speaker 1: mouths with amazing grace. I recently learned something that I
Speaker 1: thought would make a good scene. Apparently, during the Industrial Revolution,
Speaker 1: many formerly lower class British people came to an influx
Speaker 1: of money. Even though they had more money, they still
Speaker 1: spoken away that marked them as a commoner. So in
Speaker 1: order to separate themselves from the poor, they developed a
Speaker 1: new posh way of speaking, and it eventually spread like wildfire.
Speaker 1: What I think would be a good scene is a
Speaker 1: discussion between a committee of people who are trying to
Speaker 1: say how they're going to separate themselves from the poor.
Speaker 1: Hopefully This wasn't too long of an email and it
Speaker 1: makes the cut. Thanks for all the last Skyler. Ps.
Speaker 1: I'm an inspiring artist on Instagram and was inspired to
Speaker 1: drop my own version of the alchemy this logo. Hope
Speaker 1: you all enjoy. What's her hand? Where is it? They
Speaker 1: didn't share that, or if they did, Kevin didn't include it.
Speaker 1: So find out. We gotta find out. We'll find it out.
Speaker 1: We'll find out for a future episode. A little boy
Speaker 1: and I want those fur coats. She got off that
Speaker 1: you want a fur coat? Yeah, going you know you
Speaker 1: can't buy a fur coat. And my son was said,
Speaker 1: he wants the boy fur coat. You're gonna get my
Speaker 1: son a fur coat. Actually no, we don't have to.
Speaker 1: We can reshoot service to anyone, like please go back
Speaker 1: to the street urchins. Then it's always coined Dana threw
Speaker 1: money at me, boy, poor boy. You must have stolen that,
Speaker 1: your poor poor boy. I don't talk to my son
Speaker 1: like that. Poor father, poor poor father. Money at you too, money, money, money,
Speaker 1: I don't get it. We might be your money now.
Speaker 1: We should be living the law. I know, but we
Speaker 1: just keep getting pushed. Look at tell more money from
Speaker 1: money at it? I don't know what it is. It's
Speaker 1: like people don't want to respect us anymore. Son, I
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. I think it might be
Speaker 1: that way look different, that we look different than everyone else.
Speaker 1: We get a fair car than than now that we
Speaker 1: are there the sound of your voices, please please get out. Look,
Speaker 1: my name's Danny Dyer. You're gonna remember me. You're gonna
Speaker 1: know I. That's right, you're gonna remember my boy, Danny Dyer.
Speaker 1: I hardly think I need to remember Danny Dyer out
Speaker 1: of my first story about here. It's something about us
Speaker 1: that's a little different. Well, she did say that your
Speaker 1: voice was a bit clawing. Yeah, yeah, where did you
Speaker 1: get that fair coat? I nicked it, but I paid
Speaker 1: for it. You're nected, boy, you're paid for it. Yeh.
Speaker 1: The money, Yeah, but I grabbed that on the way out.
Speaker 1: Why did you get the money? Working? Or it's an
Speaker 1: influxor manning now to those lower classes created a middle
Speaker 1: class because of the Yeah, don't you know about the
Speaker 1: industrial revolution? Or didn't get to participant in there? You
Speaker 1: didn't get to participate in industrial revolution. It's not like
Speaker 1: it's not like a thing that you just signed up
Speaker 1: and heard a punch card for it. It's happening all
Speaker 1: around us. What is it? Does? What's happening all around us?
Speaker 1: I don't see it, lads, I gotta be going to
Speaker 1: the off his job. But me, wow, beginning can type
Speaker 1: fast with them fingerless gloves stairs and Davy. You see
Speaker 1: all these smoke stacks, Yeah, you seem alm s going around? Yeah,
Speaker 1: or the steam power that's spewing out the tops of
Speaker 1: buildings makings wandering about their See industrial revolution, mate, you're
Speaker 1: in the middle of it. So you're saying arm loader
Speaker 1: class and your middle class. Yeah, it turns out there's
Speaker 1: a thing now called the middle class. My. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not just kings in popas anymore. My. Well that's bloody confusing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because we sound the same. Well that's how That's why
Speaker 1: he got the fur coats, so he know he's better
Speaker 1: than you than your fur coat kick talk boys, what
Speaker 1: don't mind me, I'm just reading the Piggins peace in mate.
Speaker 1: It's got a lot of wars crying of dude. Don't
Speaker 1: so your son has had a stroke? What you must
Speaker 1: have seen it coming for years then? I thought that
Speaker 1: might have been what was going on. Yeah, look is
Speaker 1: that now that we are middle class people. The middle
Speaker 1: class people get a certain medicine. It's better than the
Speaker 1: regular when the regular folks get Yeah, you get the
Speaker 1: name brand. You don't get to generic equivalent. Then oh good,
Speaker 1: what's the name brand version of fixed my son's stroke? Uh,
Speaker 1: stroker stroke or stroker ice, stroker race. It's the best
Speaker 1: medicine you can really, it's stroker Race. Are you? I
Speaker 1: feel like you might be messing with me because still
Speaker 1: lower class. I've got burned before. We went in a
Speaker 1: in a first shop and a lady wouldn't want to service.
Speaker 1: Give him the stroker Ace generic stroke medicine. He's poor,
Speaker 1: he's very that's the thing. Though they've made my money.
Speaker 1: Then that's not see, that's the thing. That's exactly what
Speaker 1: we're coming up against. I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
Speaker 1: I'm literally talking and I'm too free away talking to
Speaker 1: my associated pharmacist. Look, if you come back and you
Speaker 1: can prove that you've become higher class, we'll give you
Speaker 1: the stroke race. Otherwise you get the Kirkland. Well I
Speaker 1: do like that. I mean the chocolate almonds by the
Speaker 1: Kirkland are pretty good. Get the chocolate almonds, but the Kirkland.
Speaker 1: I don't know about the Kirkland stroke medicine. It's not good.
Speaker 1: You know we're gonna do it. My son and I,
Speaker 1: Danny Dyer and Danny Dyer Senior, Daniel and Danny is
Speaker 1: what we go by. We're going to prove to you
Speaker 1: that we are upper class. You don't have to drag
Speaker 1: your drooling son out of here. Now repeat after me.
Speaker 1: Kirkland chocolate almonds, Kirkland chocolate almonds, Kirkland chocolate almonds, Kirkland
Speaker 1: chocolate almonds. Good, good, Now you're Danny Jr. Current. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a bit tougher in dr riggans. He had
Speaker 1: a stroke battle. Yes, rolling over, we'll try this. I'd
Speaker 1: like a vial of Stroker race of stronger. No, no,
Speaker 1: said simply no. Good professor. Yes, there's a big party
Speaker 1: tonight to do. When you're invited, you can bring two guests. Fancy.
Speaker 1: This seems like the right moment for us to prove
Speaker 1: how fancy we can be. Perhaps I can pass the
Speaker 1: two of you offers sophisticated. Do you think it will work? Well?
Speaker 1: We better get cracking. We've we've only got a few hours, right, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: I'll take your monocles. Yes, um, right, here it goes
Speaker 1: my monocle for you, good man, and a tip for
Speaker 1: your service, Thank you much. How are we doing so far? Professor?
Speaker 1: You don't check your monocles? That what? Yes, this is
Speaker 1: a plant. He works for me, Yes, you work for
Speaker 1: the professors. You did, both of you. God damn it.
Speaker 1: Hold on your monocles, we professor? How you doing by?
Speaker 1: I was seeing you in a blue moon? Well? Hello
Speaker 1: by by an army. Now let's then tell you man,
Speaker 1: if you want to get it right, you've got to
Speaker 1: smoke it. It's a feast that's only got to do.
Speaker 1: I don't understand anything understanding. I've known him for he's
Speaker 1: two boys, a fine slogs as soon as that a
Speaker 1: stroke he has. Yes, my son is at a stroke.
Speaker 1: Yeah this morning. Yeah. I beg you know, to get
Speaker 1: him something good for it. Then don't give him the strokery.
Speaker 1: We got a lot of it there, don't. You've got
Speaker 1: a lot of stroker race? Hey, we got a surplus. No,
Speaker 1: he's part I can tell he's a part by. Hey,
Speaker 1: they come back and you approved, that's wealthy. We'll get
Speaker 1: you race how any different? Just do we have to
Speaker 1: go to tell us the same damn thing. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll prove to you Scottish doctor and an Irish nurse.
Speaker 1: You well proved and we'll prove to that the doctor.
Speaker 1: Well you're back, are you? Yeah? We got the work. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you embarrassed me at that society board. But I'm terribly sorry.
Speaker 1: But everyone saw you'll check your monocles at the door.
Speaker 1: Oh that was the problem. I was humiliated. Look, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, professor, I'm sorry doctor. We my son and
Speaker 1: I were just trying to get him some medicine for
Speaker 1: a stroke. Yes, everyone's going to know the name Danny Dyer,
Speaker 1: not in a positive way. Well, I never thought of that.
Speaker 1: I guess were for people to know your name, that's
Speaker 1: not hard. Well, what can we do to get people
Speaker 1: to know the name all round? All round? To have
Speaker 1: a festival of the King and Queen? All her names
Speaker 1: will be drawn from a hat said aloud, and fame
Speaker 1: will be bestoned. Now, make sure you write your name
Speaker 1: in a llegible script that is obviously of an upper class,
Speaker 1: and then from there I will read it. Right, Danny,
Speaker 1: write your name down all right? Yeah? The stroke that's
Speaker 1: probably not going to be superas were you right handed before?
Speaker 1: You have write your son's name. I couldn't help it
Speaker 1: over here, but good luck getting chosen. I've been taken
Speaker 1: calligraphy for forty two years because I'm sure my name
Speaker 1: will kitten chosen. Sure, just like when you play bingo,
Speaker 1: if you wrote be four in real fancy calligraphy letters,
Speaker 1: that's bound together. What you're talking about. You're a peasant.
Speaker 1: Bring out your names, bring out your name right here
Speaker 1: we go, Dire, just for fun, Daniel Dire. You know what.
Speaker 1: He helped us out a lot, Dr Higgins. All names
Speaker 1: have been accounted for. The drawing shot against it. There
Speaker 1: you are all right, going to the names. First nime
Speaker 1: to be read aloud and find bestowed upon them Rosalind, Rosalind, Rosalind.
Speaker 1: It's nothing at all, Thank you so much. Second night
Speaker 1: to be fined. What soul? It is? This right? Is
Speaker 1: it of the upper class? It's righting the bold scandal.
Speaker 1: Mr Daniel Dawyer. We should string him up. No, I'm
Speaker 1: just trying it. I'm just trying to get me in
Speaker 1: a Danny Dayer. Be together, and the Professor Higgins on
Speaker 1: aware his houses. Let's go to it, all of us,
Speaker 1: the rain in Spain's days mainly and that what the rain?
Speaker 1: That was a good one. Are you, Professor Higgins? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: you have coming to trees and Higgin the clown. Come god. Look,
Speaker 1: I could identify an accent within two hundred kilometers of London,
Speaker 1: and I have no idea where you're from. Then you
Speaker 1: have no idea how high? Boys? Everybody murdering? Everybody? Well,
Speaker 1: I gotta say for me and my son, Danny Diet
Speaker 1: whose name you will remember, it's probably a good thing
Speaker 1: that guy that we don't know where's from was just
Speaker 1: killed brutally. He seemed to be the one running his
Speaker 1: mob were now out. I don't know what. We've got
Speaker 1: a whole mom together. Who are we going to kill?
Speaker 1: Learn singer strong? What are he saying? Did he say,
Speaker 1: let's sing a song? I understood that. Let's do what
Speaker 1: Danny boy here says. Wait. Wait's a good idea, Danny boy,
Speaker 1: Danny Boy, Oh, Danny Boy, bye, Sory, you'll remember this
Speaker 1: song forever and get your stroker race at the pharmacy.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful, Professor Higgins, thank you for beautiful boys. Wait
Speaker 1: a second, Danny you're talking. Oh my um, he's so kay, Danny,
Speaker 1: my son, you've killed You've killed your stroke with the
Speaker 1: magic power of singing. I'm back at it. Post mean
Speaker 1: letting now never good door sounds so poor killing oa
Speaker 1: after that and that, it's the story of how Danny Dyer,
Speaker 1: whose name we all remember, commemorate on this day every year,
Speaker 1: saved strokes by the power of singing. Happy Dana daya
Speaker 1: dia crowns on our heads. Here, get your mutton sticks
Speaker 1: out and I sing his song? Shall we probably? Oh?
Speaker 1: Good Dame, get your stroker. See that's our See I
Speaker 1: knew that's what the song was about. I briefly called
Speaker 1: the Chemist. Our second scene comes from Jonathan, who wrote
Speaker 1: Creating is Alchemists. Today is my birthday, birthday probably a
Speaker 1: couple of months ago. It was good. I was hoping
Speaker 1: you could give me with a scene about my rock
Speaker 1: band Wonder Kid. Why that's detailing every member you m
Speaker 1: I want to write this down. There's me the neurotic guitarist,
Speaker 1: band leader, manager. That's Jonathan. Hey, that's not me, Sam charismatic,
Speaker 1: gender fluid Dizzie lead singer, Vanessa dan stoned bass player
Speaker 1: who's just having a great time. We're just gonna set
Speaker 1: this one out. Nate swag tastic drummer who has commitment
Speaker 1: issues but is super talented and cool, No problem, Thank you. PS.
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado, you're my hero. Well be sure to tell
Speaker 1: him that off runway best Jonathan Alright, wonder kind What
Speaker 1: the hell is this? What those are? Crap band? Name?
Speaker 1: What is this? Wonder kid? Yeah, listen, okay, you're up
Speaker 1: in six minutes. You got that? Okay? And I don't
Speaker 1: want any stains. Did anyone want to tell you your
Speaker 1: eyes were beautiful? Loosen up that shirt? Why don't we
Speaker 1: rip these sleeves off ship? You know, maybe that shirt
Speaker 1: could have been expensive? You know what I just want
Speaker 1: to say, I apologist for saying it was a crap band.
Speaker 1: Off the of the get go, I got like going on. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: I just work out because of stress. Um, okay, you
Speaker 1: got six minutes, thanks man, Thank you six What an
Speaker 1: amazing soul. It feels like your great house out there, guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty excited. It looks like it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna handle the tasty licks tonight? I am You're
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lick all the people is a musical thing.
Speaker 1: We're supposed to lick the audience. But Nate, you are
Speaker 1: swag tastic. Man, I feel it. I feel it. Oh man,
Speaker 1: something's wrong with my stomach. Wrong? What's the matter. I
Speaker 1: don't know, there's something wrong with my stomach. I said,
Speaker 1: I want Do you want me to operate? I think, Wait, Sam,
Speaker 1: are you talk to her? No? I'm not. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: have said that. I totally have said that. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: you guys are something wrong with Tom. Tom we gotta
Speaker 1: we's got to operate. Someone has to operate. What why
Speaker 1: don't we just call a doctor or something. We don't
Speaker 1: have that kind of time. Okay, all right, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me grab one of my picks, Scott. Thank god,
Speaker 1: bass picks are thicker than regular guitar picks. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a pretty big incision, man. Yeah. Well, I don't know where.
Speaker 1: I don't know what we're looking for, so I figured
Speaker 1: I just check everywhere. Can someone pull up an image
Speaker 1: of what it's also like? A wonder Kid four minutes?
Speaker 1: Wonder Kid four go on? Yes, yes, he's fun. I
Speaker 1: mean that drum a little if you need a drummer, wait, dantastic,
Speaker 1: Yeah he's not fantastic. I don't know. I mean, it's Phil,
Speaker 1: Phil Collins. I'm happy to sit in if you want.
Speaker 1: You know what, Phil, It's okay. Wait, I think Phil
Speaker 1: Collins is probably not as good as drummer as our
Speaker 1: friend Nate, who's currently had his guts ripped open. All right,
Speaker 1: well you're not three minutes now, guys. Good look, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Philis. Oh god, there's something moving around and
Speaker 1: what isn't know? Oh he's gonna get that. Who's gonna
Speaker 1: get I just gotta be able to sing, so I
Speaker 1: don't want to scream too much, but I am screaming
Speaker 1: on the inside. Jonathan, get it, reach in. Oh god,
Speaker 1: it's alive. I think he picked up a parasite when
Speaker 1: it was in the Amazon last week. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I don't want to freak you out, but look at him, Nate, Nate,
Speaker 1: I Blake DRAMs. Wait, what's what's that Nate scribbling? D
Speaker 1: n plays drums? You play drums, Weather, But what about
Speaker 1: Nate is like a super fan. I'men following these guys
Speaker 1: like every city, every everything, every I got to see them.
Speaker 1: I've never heard him before, my daughter says, or fun.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to relate to good Oh gosh, good people. Honey,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to these people because it's encourassing me. This
Speaker 1: is my daughter. I love your eyeliner. Thank you. How
Speaker 1: do you say hello to the nice? Aren't you gonna
Speaker 1: ask him? Their names are being very polite? Hi, what
Speaker 1: are your names? I'm Sledge, I'm Craiger, Sledgend, Craig, Oh, schlegend, Craiger.
Speaker 1: What's really nice to meet you. I'm Tom And this
Speaker 1: is my daughter. What are you going by? Now? She's
Speaker 1: she was born Ashley but as am Off as one
Speaker 1: of the ancient aliens, h named after the science fiction
Speaker 1: writer Isaac Asthma. Whatever. And you're a big fan of
Speaker 1: water Kid, Yeah, particularly Nate. It's the best. He's actually
Speaker 1: a good friend of mine. Yeah, I give me he
Speaker 1: an actually yeah, here he sla plastic is. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a really good friend of mine. Say thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: Do you mind if we give your daughter some drugs? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: well it makes music? Feed my daughter? Drugs matter. I
Speaker 1: don't know if feeds the right word. If I did,
Speaker 1: like put food in her mouth with drugs on it,
Speaker 1: well that's feeding. Okay, what honeymore, I've done drugs before,
Speaker 1: don't embarrass me. Okay, look, I just want to relate
Speaker 1: to you. So some of those drugs, would you just
Speaker 1: say this, guys, you, where do you come on? Then
Speaker 1: let's go come hey, get out, get out of here. Hey, look,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for Genesis. Wonder Kid will be
Speaker 1: out of three. They were all right, they were no
Speaker 1: wonder Kid. Oh man, No they weren't, are you okay? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just the drugs I picked today were real downers, and
Speaker 1: I just it's a bad call on my part. I
Speaker 1: just should have picked up hers. I just get starting
Speaker 1: to field them too. Sorry about that. I gave you
Speaker 1: like heavy downers. I'm feeling it to gave you some
Speaker 1: brown tones. So hopefully wonder cat'll just lift our mood.
Speaker 1: Natal lift mood. Nay, for God's sake, what are we
Speaker 1: going to do? He is a dead person. He is
Speaker 1: a dead che Grimlin says he can play drums. How
Speaker 1: do we trust this grimlin shitty band? Let's say hello, hello,
Speaker 1: are you in there? I'm not gonna open the door.
Speaker 1: I respect your privacy. Okay. I just want to say
Speaker 1: to the band member who sleeves off, I've kind of
Speaker 1: really uh thought about myself a lot, and I want
Speaker 1: to just let you know that I've called my parents
Speaker 1: and I apologized. Okay, that's great, man, beautiful. I knew
Speaker 1: you had a beautiful soul. Alright five minutes alright, I think,
Speaker 1: oh great, we're getting a little extra type. Did Genesis
Speaker 1: go along? They always go along, that's their whole thing. Hey, Sam, oh,
Speaker 1: we gotta teach us. You've been living inside Nate for
Speaker 1: a while. If you had headphones in Okay, Well, look
Speaker 1: it's drumming, so you just kind of gotta field of vibe.
Speaker 1: You don't have to worry about notes. It's just rhythm, man.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, we're gonna open up with diamond diamonds, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: always open with diamonds. Then we can move into swag
Speaker 1: of every color. Look, everyone listen up, all right right now? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm feeling a little down, all right, and I don't
Speaker 1: know why, but I think we should all just vacate
Speaker 1: this venue and just all go outside and just gonna
Speaker 1: figure it out. Okay, because face right, do you know
Speaker 1: what I think that guy down in front is? Right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just say, you know, I just I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not even keel, like, I don't know where my middle
Speaker 1: is right now. But I am feeling down down long.
Speaker 1: Guys having a bad trip. We're all having a bad
Speaker 1: want to be at this concert and have an unpleasant time.
Speaker 1: Let's moving on out to the parking lots. Do it.
Speaker 1: Let's go, Let's get this guy. Friends of Air. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Oh my gosh, you're having a good Hey. Sorry,
Speaker 1: wonder kid Gennis As we walked the room, Hi, Evidently
Speaker 1: we really bummed him out. What there's nobody out there anymore.
Speaker 1: They're on the parking lot. So either you can play
Speaker 1: in the parking lot or you can just go play
Speaker 1: for an empty room. Thanks for letting us know. Don't
Speaker 1: pay any attention to the mess in here. Okay, Phil.
Speaker 1: Phil wanted to come back, but he felt terrible, so
Speaker 1: he sent me. Mike Rutherford had said. Anyways, I'll see
Speaker 1: you guys later. We'll be in the parking lot to
Speaker 1: try trying to figure this out for you. Thanks, my Brotherford.
Speaker 1: No problem. Well, tiny gremlin, it looks like you're not
Speaker 1: gonna get the opportunity to play in front of the
Speaker 1: crowd that you wanted to at this rock show. WHOA
Speaker 1: I want a kid? Listen, I heard your record in
Speaker 1: the puck lot wild. I haven't heard of music like
Speaker 1: that in a long time. And I just want to
Speaker 1: say somewhere now, this a right here, this is a
Speaker 1: Gramlin guy. What the hell it is that I want
Speaker 1: to tie? Can you mind? You all leaving the room,
Speaker 1: and I just want to talk to this Kip for
Speaker 1: a second. Where the rest of the oh, I know that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing's gonna happen. Thank you. We'll be out in the hall. Hey, Grandma,
Speaker 1: I want to do a solo deal with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're not out of the room yet. What's up? We're
Speaker 1: still were walking towards the door. Then the cover of ears. Okay,
Speaker 1: because I don't want to hear this. I want to
Speaker 1: do a solo deal with you, and I want to
Speaker 1: give us a second to cover our ears. Just okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll wait. All right, Gremlin, have some loyalty. Remember we
Speaker 1: taught you rhythm and taught you rhythm grim they did.
Speaker 1: We're covering our ears, but I'm gonna teach you how
Speaker 1: to make a billion dollars, all right, And the first
Speaker 1: step is getting rid of wonder kid. All right, you
Speaker 1: will be going all the way to the tippy top.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have a whole new band around you. All right, Okay,
Speaker 1: that's direct. Now go out there and find the band. Yes,
Speaker 1: you want to be the man, do it? Fine? Can
Speaker 1: we take our hands off our ears now? Hey? Hey,
Speaker 1: you can take your hands off your ears now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Semlin came back. See I told you guys, he's honest,
Speaker 1: he's loyal, he would never have died. You have to
Speaker 1: find your truth. Yeah, I step definded by myself. Okay, yourself, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm got that my own. What what I'm going to write?
Speaker 1: Seven minute loud, extravagant balance. Dude? We cut you out
Speaker 1: of Nate's stomach. Yeah, man taught you how to drum our.
Speaker 1: Drummer is dead because you inside fail Collin's Red. So
Speaker 1: I'm going this is about Phil Collins. Oh, I sit
Speaker 1: about me. You'll never make it on your own. You'll
Speaker 1: never make it on your own. Graham. Yes, I wird
Speaker 1: my name like Danny Dyer. Wait, do we even know
Speaker 1: your name? Now? She calls you grandma. I thought that
Speaker 1: was just short for for Nate's gremlin. It is, that's
Speaker 1: what I Yeah, I don't know. It's Rick, Rick, Rick,
Speaker 1: your name is Rick? Yes? Did you name yourself? Then?
Speaker 1: Ate it before I died. What Courtner Matthew said, soon Rick,
Speaker 1: Nate White Wait wait, wait, oh my god, Nate wanted
Speaker 1: you to come out. Nate was planning on us, Yes,
Speaker 1: he would say soon Rick, soon in the bathroom. Yes,
Speaker 1: I am so confused. We never knew about any of that. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is the worst Danny Dyer day I've ever had.
Speaker 1: I should be with my family, instead we're Instead, we're
Speaker 1: here with this tiny gremlin and this record executive who
Speaker 1: thinks that this whole falling apart of a band is hilarious.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, monster, No, I'm a record man, really,
Speaker 1: because I see horns coming out of your hair. She
Speaker 1: suit monster whatever. Alright, listen, I really do see coming in. Look, Pite,
Speaker 1: I'm not a parrisite. Okay, I'm not cut him open. No,
Speaker 1: don't come. Oh you guys. Fuck, we're living inside the
Speaker 1: record exactly if you were. Were you trying to get
Speaker 1: Rick to go solo. I was trying to bring us
Speaker 1: all together so Rick can go solo, but you can
Speaker 1: be our drummer again. Yeah. Oh my god, men, thank you, Rick,
Speaker 1: Thanks Rick, thanks Rick for everything. Don't damn god, I
Speaker 1: see him going. It's like the cartoon dog eats a bone.
Speaker 1: You can just see it go down. Oh God, let's
Speaker 1: not stand down. God, damn it. That's our second scene.
Speaker 1: I bet that's just what the band is like. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hope we did you proud Jonathan. Alright, our third
Speaker 1: scene today it comes from Alex. He wrote hello to
Speaker 1: Kevin and the Alchemists. I'll tell Kevin I absolutely love
Speaker 1: and look forward to your podcast, and I'm ecstatic with
Speaker 1: two days instead of one. It makes the commute to
Speaker 1: all three of my jobs during the week a thousand
Speaker 1: ties more enjoyable, So I thank you for that. That's
Speaker 1: a lot. My scene suggestion is two people are invited
Speaker 1: to a luxurious retreat to relax and rediscover one's true self.
Speaker 1: One person begins to suspect that the place is actually
Speaker 1: a cult headquarters disguising itself as a retreat. Have fun, sincerely,
Speaker 1: Alex Petonist. Alright, so all the rooms share a door,
Speaker 1: and okay, well, isn't it. It's up to you to
Speaker 1: open your side, of course, and part of that is
Speaker 1: just for all of us to decide how open we
Speaker 1: want to be for our time here. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: this is really beautiful. So we have a list on
Speaker 1: the bed of all our activities and one we'll have
Speaker 1: different meditations and whatnot wrong. Susanne loves meditating. I do
Speaker 1: a good. Oh come on, there is no good and
Speaker 1: meditating and just do it. Well, there is a system
Speaker 1: and there's a hierarchy. So just knowing that that that
Speaker 1: we're all here to work together and help each other
Speaker 1: achieve purity and enlightenment and uh meals are Mike, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm just and I'm just a little very package. Yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: I can have someone bring something over whenever you like.
Speaker 1: That sounds great. What do you want? You want to
Speaker 1: like club sandwich? And I mean, I guess whatever is easy,
Speaker 1: and I want something more like a like a you know,
Speaker 1: like okay, cable for my wife. Well, we do everything
Speaker 1: here is liquid based, so we don't have any solid food. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not going to be a problem, Mike. So like
Speaker 1: a soup, like a brothy soup. Yeah, we can do
Speaker 1: a soup. That's fine, Okay, all right, I'll roll with it.
Speaker 1: I'll roll with it. I'm sorry. I mean, you can
Speaker 1: go into town if you have to get something. How
Speaker 1: far as town, it's going to be fine, about twenty
Speaker 1: kilometers that I don't know. It's about about eighty miles O.
Speaker 1: Here is the order both. I didn't even order anyspaca.
Speaker 1: But that's that was fast. He thought it and I
Speaker 1: made it. Wow. The one mind serves all the one
Speaker 1: mind sirs all. Wow, this was piping hot. It will
Speaker 1: be caspaco in time, okay, so just leave it alone
Speaker 1: to the cools. It takes a while to discover its
Speaker 1: true self. Oh it's another thing. It's one mind, one mind,
Speaker 1: one mind. What's that? Just a little saying we have here?
Speaker 1: The mantra helps the center ourselves. I didn't This is
Speaker 1: more than I, you know, was even thinking it would be.
Speaker 1: We just kind of unwind and get to know ourselves
Speaker 1: and each other again. I guess soon as I guess,
Speaker 1: we should say their mantra with him? Where what was it?
Speaker 1: You don't have to do that. I know, I'm want
Speaker 1: to fit in. Um. What do we say mantra? Was? Uh?
Speaker 1: The mantra is one mind, one mind, one mind, one
Speaker 1: mind voices that way? Did that? I need to go
Speaker 1: to Uh, I gotta get recalibrated. Just hang tight for
Speaker 1: a second and I will. I gotta fix myself or
Speaker 1: anything else as sustenance. I will be behind the shared door.
Speaker 1: Oh good mind, and I will be always listening to God. Well,
Speaker 1: this sponge was still really hot. Neighbor, Hello, neighbors are there?
Speaker 1: I mean I saw you come in. I don't mean
Speaker 1: to it, Druid, Hey, how are you? Guys? You came
Speaker 1: right are you? Susan? Hi, Blessing, Hi Howard. I'm closing,
Speaker 1: I'm and I'm Clydet. We got here about a month ago.
Speaker 1: We're loving it amazing. One mind, one mind, one mind,
Speaker 1: one mind mind, one mind. Yeah, so you could even
Speaker 1: do extended stays like that if you get part of
Speaker 1: the elevated program. They ask you to so actually required
Speaker 1: required extended stays sometimes. Yeah, one mind on one mind mind.
Speaker 1: So I just want to say, what's up? You guys
Speaker 1: are gonna love the pool. It's awesome. It's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's super chill, super great and it's mostly water. Now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know the best part about it. What else would
Speaker 1: it be? Ye? Well they had mostly water. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's mostly water. What what was the other ingredients? We
Speaker 1: honestly none of us know. But it was lovely it was.
Speaker 1: Now it's mostly water, but it might not be long
Speaker 1: no one mind one my mind. Yeah, I don't want
Speaker 1: to do that. We got crafty, we got volleyball, we
Speaker 1: got skin graph, we got kite surfing, you name it.
Speaker 1: There's everything here, alright, one of mine and I we
Speaker 1: got to bounce out of here. Yeah, and we got
Speaker 1: to do our own little guys. Okay, it's nice to
Speaker 1: see the pool. It was Carol and Okay, have a
Speaker 1: good one. It was Mike and Suzanne. Right, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: I'll tell him. Okay, this must have cooled down, but
Speaker 1: I'll know it is still really hot. It's still really hot.
Speaker 1: Don't think about food for five seconds. I'm sorry, I'm hungry. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: you must wait until your capaco cools. Only then with bigaspaco. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, and how would he know,
Speaker 1: Like is that a recording? Like I mean, if everybody's
Speaker 1: getting the hot gaspacho on arrival, then maybe it's just time. Mind.
Speaker 1: I heard you tried the caspaco early. Well I just
Speaker 1: tasted it, but it was a little too hot. Even
Speaker 1: try it was just too it was too hot, like yourself,
Speaker 1: the gaspaco was not ready. Well know when theaco was ready?
Speaker 1: W work here? Yes, I made the caspaco. I was here,
Speaker 1: but everyone's wearing the white thing and it's hard to
Speaker 1: tell you guys apart. It's called a mind robe, and
Speaker 1: yours are in your closets. I don't think I want
Speaker 1: to please on your mind robes, sus I think we
Speaker 1: got to put on the mind robes. You don't like
Speaker 1: the gauze hat, well, it's it. It's a little itchy,
Speaker 1: but oh it's it's kind of it's really comfortable. What
Speaker 1: is this terry cloth? That is for you to find out?
Speaker 1: And for us to just tell me the fabric recalibration
Speaker 1: session to nine four. Uh, this is Spenser, this is
Speaker 1: one mind Gabriel. Sorry for using my Christian name. Oh okay, uh,
Speaker 1: I uh forgot the mantra for a second, And I
Speaker 1: just want to say on the record that I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to. It was just a floup. You forgot the mantra.
Speaker 1: I forgot the mantra for a second. The mantras four words,
Speaker 1: two of which are repeated, right right. I know that.
Speaker 1: I know that. And tell me again what the mantra is?
Speaker 1: Uh you know it? I do know it? Yes, do
Speaker 1: you know it too? I know it too? Tell me
Speaker 1: the mantra. We know what we both know it started.
Speaker 1: It starts with a number. Um, starts with a basic
Speaker 1: accounting number. Um an accountant? What account uh? Um? Was
Speaker 1: it accountant? Was that right? I think the mantra begins
Speaker 1: with accountant accounting number? Right? Was that right? Was I wrong?
Speaker 1: Did you not say? Okay, I'll give you that. The
Speaker 1: first word is one? Okay? Okay? What is that? What's okay?
Speaker 1: So the first word is something to do with one?
Speaker 1: Now think, okay, think, think with your brainy, think with you? Yes, um, warmer,
Speaker 1: um Jacuzzi? What you said? Warmer? That mantra is not
Speaker 1: one Jacuzzi? One Jacuzzi. Okay, I know that, I know that,
Speaker 1: I know that you know that. I think he's beyond help.
Speaker 1: Should be drained him of his in searching time up
Speaker 1: in three. You know, I think I'm really having a
Speaker 1: good te alright, I'll just grab your cups. Everybody take
Speaker 1: a drink. Oh, it's just perfect, perfect temperature. One mind,
Speaker 1: one mind, one mind. Um. So we finally have you, know,
Speaker 1: a moment alone to be away from the kids for
Speaker 1: for a little bit. You look good in that. Can
Speaker 1: I give you a little background? Hi? One mind? One mind, mind,
Speaker 1: one mind, one mind, one mind. It's the activities crew.
Speaker 1: Did you fill out your paper? We're to pick up
Speaker 1: your papers. You know what, we'll slide it into a door.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna take it. Not a long travel day,
Speaker 1: and we were really weird. There's also activities on here. Well,
Speaker 1: we'll stand here and wait. We'll do yoga. We'll do yoga.
Speaker 1: Check it off, check it off, check it off. The
Speaker 1: thing I don't know where it is in the pamphlets
Speaker 1: on the back. It's okay yoga, and I checked yogurt.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Nobody ever picks the activity of yoga. That
Speaker 1: all right? On My finger slipped accidentally clicked skin grafting.
Speaker 1: Want skin grafting? Why we don't want skin graph I
Speaker 1: was trying to check water skin skin grass. We're here
Speaker 1: for yoga and water skiing. We clicked yogurt and skin
Speaker 1: graft This is so miken't do anything right. Oh, don't
Speaker 1: say that. I don't want to just come in. Hello, Hi, Hi, Hello.
Speaker 1: Did somebody check off yoga. There's no way you can
Speaker 1: know that already. Yeah, but it's a mistake. Did it?
Speaker 1: But he didn't mean it's a mistake when you just
Speaker 1: want My husband Mike, and he has a bad hand
Speaker 1: eye coordination. He accidentally did yogurt. But we don't want
Speaker 1: to do yoga. We just want to do some kundalini yoga.
Speaker 1: I can do some condelige yogurt. What is that yogurt? No,
Speaker 1: my stro way? Do you want me to put your
Speaker 1: cart put? No? No, no, no, we don't do the
Speaker 1: yogurt yeasty table side yogurt. I don't want table side yogurt.
Speaker 1: I laid down on the floor. I think I have
Speaker 1: to obey. Does someone order scanned grafting? Um? No, no,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. Just go along with it. We can make
Speaker 1: it a his and hearst thing. Playing harder your card
Speaker 1: to throw all the until I'm done of the yogurt
Speaker 1: a little bit? The hell do you do this thing?
Speaker 1: Or at the time you're during this whole time, nobody
Speaker 1: means to click yogurt. I don't one mind, one mind?
Speaker 1: Hot your pot to the high table. Do you think
Speaker 1: you can do all of these things? Because I'm part
Speaker 1: of the hot taber, honey, and you're just pushing yogurt.
Speaker 1: I'm putting people's skins on other people. You're pushing yogurt.
Speaker 1: Death not steering behind this thing that yogurt actually feuds
Speaker 1: with the bone. He yogurt doesn't do ship man, you
Speaker 1: don't know anything. Fuck man, nobody's coming water skin. I know. Man,
Speaker 1: we got so many boats. We have all these boats.
Speaker 1: We got this cooler full of beer as right we
Speaker 1: got we got this little blitchin speaker that's playing all
Speaker 1: the hit songs. That's right. This is supposed to be
Speaker 1: a real fun activity. I got my sunlights on the
Speaker 1: back of my neck. You all everything. It might be
Speaker 1: because of the sign up process, which you mean where
Speaker 1: we're we're on like page seven, yeah, and they put
Speaker 1: everything else up on the front there. Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean we do offer a legitimate water skiing business. I
Speaker 1: know this is a colt. We're just subcontractors. Were subcontractors.
Speaker 1: We legitimately give people a good water. It's a good time,
Speaker 1: you know. I wish we had been in one mind
Speaker 1: to sign elsewhere because it's bullshit on one mind, one mine.
Speaker 1: Look up on the hill, man, yoga mats are empty. Two.
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody going to yoga. That's a damn sure. They've
Speaker 1: got a quality mat, so breathable. Anybody working with y'all
Speaker 1: down there with the skis. No, nobody wants to skin
Speaker 1: anybody up there. Y'all do with y'all? No, man, this
Speaker 1: is a damn shame. They're all doing skin grafting and
Speaker 1: brain slurps. What the hell brain slur don't want to
Speaker 1: know what a brain slurp is? Man, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: is that Mike Yes? Is that mikel we'll have for
Speaker 1: your brain slopes. Well, we did not order a brain
Speaker 1: slur You checked it. You checked it on the card.
Speaker 1: You check I might have I don't know. You're covering
Speaker 1: a yogurt? What's happening to us? Thank you? We said no,
Speaker 1: all right, I need my card, my cart and oh
Speaker 1: I forgot straws. I'll be right back, Tony. Can I
Speaker 1: can I talk to you for a second? Yeah? Um,
Speaker 1: this is really hard to say, but we should leave
Speaker 1: their room then if you're going to say something hard
Speaker 1: will be right. We'll be just outside the dog Do
Speaker 1: you mind just covering your ears? I have yogurt in
Speaker 1: my ears anyway? Okay, Well I just by the way, Susanne,
Speaker 1: you look very good in your new ethnicity. What this
Speaker 1: is really hard to say, Um, but you've been promoted.
Speaker 1: That's hard to say that's great, just hard because you
Speaker 1: know we're not gonna be working together anymore. And I
Speaker 1: just like, I know you're gonna be brain slurping really
Speaker 1: promote brains, and you're you're going to be elevated to
Speaker 1: the plane of enlightenment and the Pure Pony. And I
Speaker 1: just feel that, you know, people forget people. I will
Speaker 1: never forget you know, I know that. I know you're
Speaker 1: saying that. No, but that's true. Hey, one, I think
Speaker 1: I love some ship in here. Hey, congrats on the
Speaker 1: Pure Pony stuff. Thank you. We've been waiting for you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's nice to have a promotion. I just found out.
Speaker 1: But I've got one more brain slurp to do. You
Speaker 1: don't have to talk to your old cart guy now, No, No,
Speaker 1: we're friends though. One mind once you get promoted that
Speaker 1: you don't talk to your cart guy really Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: car trash man. Sorry, I need to wheel my cart
Speaker 1: through of caspacco plates, Wonder Kids and Sweet thirteen. Wait,
Speaker 1: wonder Kids here wondering Oh my gosh. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: like the Van Hagar Wonder Kid where they've got the
Speaker 1: little gremlin. Yes it is. Oh, he's the only one
Speaker 1: who signed up for water skiing. There, he's good. Look
Speaker 1: at that. Where do you even get that little skis from? Wait?
Speaker 1: What's he dragging behind him? A kid? That's your original
Speaker 1: dramma one kid. Man. Oh, I love that guy, Susanne, Mike,
Speaker 1: I know I was hoping just to rekindle the her marriage.
Speaker 1: I love you, love you too. I can't believe we're
Speaker 1: surviving this. We're going to get out and we go
Speaker 1: back to the kids. Everything's going to be different. Come on, Mike,
Speaker 1: let's go. We can go Tatum like one mind, one mind.
Speaker 1: It's good. One mind, one mind, one mind, one mind,
Speaker 1: one mind, one mind, one mind. Board Hide and that's
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Speaker 1: Hobbs and Shaw, but I think if we get uh,
Speaker 1: you know, grassroots movement, I think we can edit me in.
Speaker 1: So let's see what happens. Sweet alright, that's right. I'm
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Speaker 1: Pretty pre phony first Thursday of the month at Westside
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