Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy This I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin Pollock. What's that? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: Tell the class why I thought it was cool to
Speaker 1: bring marijuana to tenth grade English today? Well last week,
Speaker 1: when I was chewing gum, you asked if I brought
Speaker 1: enough with the whole class. So what No, I'm not
Speaker 1: figgus mart Mr Flores, dude, do you want to get
Speaker 1: higher or not? But I digress. Let's meet our archemist,
Speaker 1: shall we? In no particular order? Please say what the
Speaker 1: holy hell? To Craig Atkowski? What the holy hello? Have
Speaker 1: you and ever tipped a cow or known anyone who
Speaker 1: said they did. I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't consort
Speaker 1: with the type of people who do it. Uh, cows
Speaker 1: are beautiful creatures. I'm having a hamburger for lunch. All
Speaker 1: of that is the correct answer. What's that over there? Why?
Speaker 1: It's Mark Gagliardi, Monty Mark Um. What's your favorite TV
Speaker 1: What was your favorite TV show growing up in Why?
Speaker 1: My favorite TV show was a short lived series called
Speaker 1: to the Charmings. I don't know if you or anyone
Speaker 1: remember this, keep talking. It was Cinderella that's Prince Charming
Speaker 1: fell down a well and wound up in nine America.
Speaker 1: And you're saying that didn't take off. It did not
Speaker 1: take off, but I loved it. The magic mirror on
Speaker 1: the wall, I believe was if not Ben Vereen, then
Speaker 1: a Ben Vereen like showman type. Right to the Charming.
Speaker 1: If you remember the show, and please tell us your
Speaker 1: fondest memories. Your name here at alchemy this dot com,
Speaker 1: pick up your room. Here's Carla Kakowski. Charlotte, isn't your name?
Speaker 1: When you choose fruit, which one do you? Oh? Avocado?
Speaker 1: Because there's a seed right exactly? Please welcome back second
Speaker 1: time or match schlistle Hey, hey, Matthew mcconna nay as
Speaker 1: assumed to be brand spanking new professor at a college
Speaker 1: here in Los Angeles? How will you greet your students
Speaker 1: each morning? With authority in disdain, a winning combination and last,
Speaker 1: but rarely the least say, how do you do to
Speaker 1: Joey Greer Joe Joe the Gorilla if you wake up
Speaker 1: later tonight, I bort a spaceship mid surprisingly painless anal probe.
Speaker 1: How will you greet your students? Hello? Perky, excited with
Speaker 1: something up, you're like, make a boose. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: let's get to our first thing, shall we? All today's
Speaker 1: scene suggestions or gathered from your listener emails. If you'd
Speaker 1: like to submit yours, please write to the podcast at
Speaker 1: your name here at alchemy this dot com. That's your
Speaker 1: name here at altemus dot com. Our first thing comes
Speaker 1: from Conrad, who wrote, Hey, guys and gals love the show.
Speaker 1: My first scene idea was too detailed, according to Kevin,
Speaker 1: so I'll just rattle lops some rough ideas rapid fire,
Speaker 1: and hope you bring some of them to life someday.
Speaker 1: And then I wrote in parentheses. Then he laid out
Speaker 1: several one of which I've selected for today, to groups
Speaker 1: of castaways washed up on opposite ends of an island,
Speaker 1: discover one another and vie for superiority. Hopefully this d
Speaker 1: evolves into one of Joey's dream of consciousness monologues and
Speaker 1: everyone else is trying to make sense of it. Keep
Speaker 1: out the great work. I hope this podcast never ends.
Speaker 1: Conrad ps. Despite the fact that he has no voice
Speaker 1: or characters whatsoever, Chris Alvarado must be talented because his
Speaker 1: presence is missed. I hope he returned soon. I was
Speaker 1: just having this conversation about his lack of ability to
Speaker 1: do British accent off microphone. All right, everyone, let's huddle up. Okay, now,
Speaker 1: huddle up, all right now, just let's make sure our
Speaker 1: injuries are are are minor. Al right, now, we gotta
Speaker 1: find we gotta find water. Those are the two ws
Speaker 1: to win, all right, that's alright. Now, Look, we gotta
Speaker 1: make sure that there is no other predators on the island.
Speaker 1: We've gotta be top tier on this. Okay, here, hey,
Speaker 1: what are you doing over there? What the hell? Hello?
Speaker 1: A r Is this a resort beach? You know this
Speaker 1: is a deserted island and this is my island and his.
Speaker 1: We we just washed up. How you doing? My name
Speaker 1: is Steve. It's all right, how do you do? We
Speaker 1: are playing just craft water? Pull out your branch. This
Speaker 1: branch says, we're the ones asking the questions. Here, take
Speaker 1: a seat there, buddy, the branch. I'm sitting. I got
Speaker 1: a question for you, Steve. How come you dressed like
Speaker 1: a flight attendant, but everybody's treating you like the captain. Well,
Speaker 1: the captain's perished and hunder flight protocol. I now take
Speaker 1: the position of captain. Oh really, I don't know that
Speaker 1: about no flight protocol. No, I don't know about flight
Speaker 1: protocol either. We've been out here a while. This is
Speaker 1: our island. Well, when did you get here five thousand
Speaker 1: and twenty one days ago, Steve, Steve Stacy? Did they
Speaker 1: have a branch? Now? Look, flight protocol has changed in
Speaker 1: those five thousand days. Okay, I understand that five thousand
Speaker 1: days prior it might have been different, but it has changed.
Speaker 1: I have a nut allergy. What there's no Five thousand
Speaker 1: days ago, nut allergies weren't a thing. But I guess
Speaker 1: it's a thing now. That sounds like a made up thing.
Speaker 1: I just I need. Do you have those blue chips?
Speaker 1: Blue tart chips, blue tarts? Does anybody have blue tarot chips?
Speaker 1: Do you have any blue tarot tea a second? Are
Speaker 1: you a sorcerer with your Tarot cards and your Tarot chips?
Speaker 1: Trying to do the math on five thousand days? Roughly
Speaker 1: two thousand nights? Okay, I am ten years at the anniversary. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: take take a step back a seat. That's a branch.
Speaker 1: That's Do you have any water? Can you trade us water?
Speaker 1: Do you want me, can we trade them some water?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Sean, Tell what do you think they
Speaker 1: got to trade us water? Yeah? What you got we got? Steve?
Speaker 1: There are bad boom Wait? Really, what when did you
Speaker 1: get a real bad boone? We were transporting it on
Speaker 1: the plane. We've been here his two thousand a nine.
Speaker 1: We've never seen a bad boons. He can speak, he
Speaker 1: can emotional therapy. I told you, I told you they're wizards, Wizards, sorceress, witches.
Speaker 1: This Plaine debris everywhere, black magic man, black magic Plaine
Speaker 1: debris everywhere. And I gotta say, judging by your military uniforms,
Speaker 1: you do really should not be taking orders from Steve, Like,
Speaker 1: what are you colonels? Colonels were for UPS. Shapes are uniforms,
Speaker 1: and they make it look like they're colonels. Okay, within
Speaker 1: the brand has changed, as UPS wouldn't evolve in ten years.
Speaker 1: I mean, what's the premise. I guess the whole time,
Speaker 1: I've never thought about UPS. I've not once, have not
Speaker 1: once has UPS crossed my mind since we've been here, Peach, No,
Speaker 1: the things that have been crossing our minds shanty trying
Speaker 1: to you know, get food to eat well I'm not
Speaker 1: so concerned about that. I guess I should be now,
Speaker 1: because before it was just the two of us who
Speaker 1: want to ask the baboon a question. You gotta send
Speaker 1: you in bat boon? Yeah, go ahead. Who's in charge here?
Speaker 1: Bat Boon? Come? Jeez, I guess the bat boon's in
Speaker 1: charge in the woods? Oh god, damn ever, goddamn, we
Speaker 1: gotta I gotta chase it. I didn't even get to
Speaker 1: ask what's happened to the world in the last ten years.
Speaker 1: Get yourself a shield, folks, because that bat boon likes
Speaker 1: to fling his pooh oh god, yeah, yeah, he hides
Speaker 1: in the weeds and then he flings the poop. Seriously,
Speaker 1: why did they got ups guys dressed like colonels. Now,
Speaker 1: I don't understand this. Where we moved with the speed
Speaker 1: of the military. All right, I got a question. What's
Speaker 1: the last package that you delivered? It was we don't
Speaker 1: check the contents. I don't believe him, I don't. I
Speaker 1: think they're lying. Yeah, I think they're lying about being
Speaker 1: I'm back to back. I opened it and it was
Speaker 1: Milana cookies and I ate all of it. I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry you opened up a package there were Milana Roger
Speaker 1: that we're on the island. Did you like the gift? Um? I? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I an empty Milano's bag. What? No, what do you
Speaker 1: mean empty Milana? What are you talking about? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: opened it up and it was an empty Milano's bag.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know what you were with. Those
Speaker 1: little doilies are still were still in there? What do
Speaker 1: you what hell do you mean? It was empty? No? No,
Speaker 1: that was that was from Milan. Okay, those were custom
Speaker 1: cookies from my lady. What the hell you talking about?
Speaker 1: Here's a charon savignon blanc and merlot, sir, okay, And
Speaker 1: where's my drink? Savignon blanc double? Okay? This looks like
Speaker 1: a regular poor This is a This is a gallon
Speaker 1: jug of chardon. Yeah. I want to I want two
Speaker 1: gags and then I want them in Okay, I want
Speaker 1: a tight wine pour you get me, and I want
Speaker 1: I want to break up because you ordered too much
Speaker 1: to drink. This is a it's straight, it's yeah, trying
Speaker 1: to sort it out. Ye. Keep we were taking bets
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. You're taking bets on us. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is my business, my lawyer. If you could get an
Speaker 1: ivy for these two of whatever. Excuse me, I couldn't help,
Speaker 1: but notice that you have an empty Milano's bag. And
Speaker 1: I just want to know how those cookies were because
Speaker 1: so from Milan myself and I'm very proud of our cookies.
Speaker 1: I don't know this is our chef X. How were
Speaker 1: the how were the cookies were already? You know I
Speaker 1: didn't eat them, so I can't believe you're presuming that
Speaker 1: I did that. That's what you're breaking up with me. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm in the chef of this restaurant. Normally we do
Speaker 1: not allow people to bring it outside food, but if it,
Speaker 1: if it is Milonnals, I will allow it. And can
Speaker 1: I get service? Is there? Okay? I'm sorry? Okay, Chef Alfredo, Um,
Speaker 1: he has such a distinguished palette. Um he can smell
Speaker 1: Milano's from another room or the absence of try sauce?
Speaker 1: How are the Milonnals? Yes, I invented Alfredo sauce. By
Speaker 1: the way, good catch. I mean I didn't get a
Speaker 1: chance to eat them. What the I don't understand? Did
Speaker 1: you you know what? It's I don't need, I don't
Speaker 1: need you try and you would not let this beautiful
Speaker 1: lady of a taste. No, I got I got them
Speaker 1: for her. I got I love. There were no Milano's
Speaker 1: in there. There was a my lawyer, and there was
Speaker 1: a ring. He just said there was a ring. Hold
Speaker 1: on my lady. Ears just went up. There's discussion of
Speaker 1: a ring. Wait what there was a ring inside? There
Speaker 1: was a custom built ring inside one of the doors
Speaker 1: of the Milano cookie. And you opened up the door
Speaker 1: of the Milana Cookie. There was a ring. Just a second,
Speaker 1: Can I talk to you private a second? Maybe give
Speaker 1: out less information about the ring like it was your
Speaker 1: her lawyer? Yeah, I understand. Trying to help uster Armstrong,
Speaker 1: Mr Armstrong, I'm sitting right here. You are my lawyer.
Speaker 1: You're her lawyer, okay, trying to be fair. I appreciate
Speaker 1: your love of the law and how fair you try
Speaker 1: to stay. If there was a how did how did
Speaker 1: you get how did you get the cookies delivered? How
Speaker 1: did you get the cookies? To leave? It? Alright? Through? Milan?
Speaker 1: I called? But you must have used the service. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: not FedEx. No, not FedEx. You'll be okay. I've just
Speaker 1: been waiting a long time. Jeez, feeble feeble this forest, jungle,
Speaker 1: peoble what people? What? People come down from there? Look,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I froze up there and I didn't feel
Speaker 1: comfortable talking. It's okay, PJ and Shantel, It's okay. I'm
Speaker 1: not used to new people. People. Don't take this shi
Speaker 1: at me people, people, Sorry, I don't want to do
Speaker 1: it people, It's all right. Look, I'm stressed out to
Speaker 1: My ship is a weird because I ate that ring.
Speaker 1: Made that ring it was in cookies. I hate all
Speaker 1: the cookies and anything ring. It's cutting up my inside. Peebo,
Speaker 1: Come on, you can't eat those cookies. You don't not
Speaker 1: good for your diet. A monkey man up here? Are
Speaker 1: you hearing that? The snake ship? What are you doing
Speaker 1: talking to the humans? Dumb? Dumb? They taught me to
Speaker 1: talk right there, my friends, I work for UPS. What
Speaker 1: are you talking about? I'm a bad I'm essentially a
Speaker 1: bat boona works for UPS. Okay, you've been out of
Speaker 1: the wilds for too long? Al right, yeah, so now,
Speaker 1: well what's going on this island? Snake? Well, I run things.
Speaker 1: Oh you're a predator. Huh you work for me? Oh?
Speaker 1: I work for you. I want you to do more
Speaker 1: than just talk. When you go back on there, I
Speaker 1: want you to kill Why why would I kill my friends?
Speaker 1: And then p J and shans Hell feel pretty cool too,
Speaker 1: which runs shot down the woman. They've been on this
Speaker 1: island for five thousand days, fourteen years. Those bricks you
Speaker 1: haven't noticed them yet? How big is this island? Man?
Speaker 1: I don't run the west side. Well that's good. Then
Speaker 1: there's enough sources for all of us. Right. If you
Speaker 1: kill them, there's even more kill them. There's even what
Speaker 1: Look for the banana. That's all I can say. Look
Speaker 1: for the banana. Oh man, that sneak is just flying
Speaker 1: through those trees. Okay, yeah, we have another auto cookies
Speaker 1: and then I gotta be a good alright, because a
Speaker 1: lot of people eat these cookies and and some names
Speaker 1: that we don't make you do the cookie. Okay, I'll
Speaker 1: make a goog, make a cook and make a flat
Speaker 1: and squash. I make a gooi, make a gooi, make
Speaker 1: a f They want to put a ring in one
Speaker 1: of the cookies. Want to go. They want to put
Speaker 1: a ring and one of the cookie put the door, yeah,
Speaker 1: the opening. They want to custom my daughter in the
Speaker 1: cookie in the cookie. Okay, I can go this. Pardon me, fellas,
Speaker 1: I hate dint roupy him stand from Patridge Farms. We
Speaker 1: just wanted to say how excited we are. We bought
Speaker 1: the company seventeen years ago. Na, congratulations and I have
Speaker 1: in a Milatta cookie. Yeah, yeah, we We just wanted
Speaker 1: you to know that this is the last shop actually
Speaker 1: not in America, and we gotta are we so proud
Speaker 1: of it? Are you're gonna keep it forever? Keeping alive?
Speaker 1: That's right, there's one shop is the only reason Milanna
Speaker 1: is still on the map. Love you? We want to
Speaker 1: to America? Would you like a free trip to America?
Speaker 1: Free trip to America? Have you heard of a place
Speaker 1: called Dayton, Ohio? No? Dayton Ohio? Wait a minute, I
Speaker 1: think I d no. How that's the way the right
Speaker 1: brought us from. Yes, yes, think of New York, but
Speaker 1: way more sexy they Yes, what are we going to say?
Speaker 1: A lot of people disappeared in the date and OHI
Speaker 1: get out of swear, do you? But but are we
Speaker 1: going to go to America? I remember they want to disappear.
Speaker 1: You think they want us to disappear? So what they
Speaker 1: can get rid of the last A little bit of
Speaker 1: a pepperage from a cookie in Milano. Come, I'm sorry, guys,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna make it a dating Why don't play?
Speaker 1: If not so bad? We're just kind of floating. I'm
Speaker 1: in the float. I'm in the water. Let me get
Speaker 1: on in the boat. You're drowning me, Glano, you're drowning.
Speaker 1: We had to get up here, get a step. That
Speaker 1: step is in that what guys? People? And that is
Speaker 1: oh my god, Oh my god. Did I tell you
Speaker 1: about the Italian waiter we had recently who sounds like
Speaker 1: he was doing a Joey Grier character because he was
Speaker 1: from it and he would say, it's got the shrimpa.
Speaker 1: No one from Italy actually talks like that. So good.
Speaker 1: A Scene two is from M the letter M, who wrote,
Speaker 1: I can tell you guys get a little stressed out
Speaker 1: when you get ideas pitch that are drawn out in
Speaker 1: two specifics. So I thought, I am, I am sweating.
Speaker 1: So I thought about giving you guys another one just
Speaker 1: like that, just kidding. I'd love if you could do
Speaker 1: a scene taking place in a community college art gallery
Speaker 1: during an opening featuring the work of pretentious young artists.
Speaker 1: Thanks M. Just m oh, look at the colors and
Speaker 1: minds of this one that's mine. I did the colors
Speaker 1: and lines on that one. I noticed it's called backyard.
Speaker 1: That's true. It's because I was looking at my backyard
Speaker 1: when I did it. Oh wow, that's beautiful and it's
Speaker 1: something that everybody has. I mean, even if you live
Speaker 1: in an apartment, technically you have a backyard, so it's
Speaker 1: very relatable. You live in an apartment. I'm not saying
Speaker 1: that I live an apartment. I'm just saying, should you
Speaker 1: live in an apartment? I live at my parents house,
Speaker 1: of course. Well it's a high school, aren't gallery. Um, well,
Speaker 1: it's lovely. Are these for sale? Actually they are? Wow,
Speaker 1: theyd five thousand dollars and twenty one that's hilarious. That's um.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be rude. That's um. That's too
Speaker 1: much money. Very much. Show to you. This is my
Speaker 1: pe teacher, Mr Harris, Mr Harris, is that you? My god?
Speaker 1: The beard you bought your own? Students aren't painting. I
Speaker 1: bought an expression, That's what I bought, right for five
Speaker 1: thou and yeah, and that's what he calls jumping Jack's expression.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, congratulations, thank you? And you thought it was hilarious. Well,
Speaker 1: who's hilarious now the twelfth grader apparently, honey, Let's go
Speaker 1: look at some other ones. Let's move on. Oh, what's
Speaker 1: this interesting? I built this? Oh what do you call this?
Speaker 1: I it's called untitled piece number sixty three because I
Speaker 1: did sixty two that weren't very good, right, and now
Speaker 1: you've perfected it. This is the perfect This is I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't want to toot my own horn, but this
Speaker 1: is perfect art. It is evocative. Is this blood on it? What?
Speaker 1: Some of it is this your blood? Some of it?
Speaker 1: Some of the blood is yourge some of it is not.
Speaker 1: Some of the stuff on it is blood, and some
Speaker 1: of the blood on it is mine, but not all
Speaker 1: the blood on it. Not all the blood on it
Speaker 1: is mine. Not all the stuff on it is blood.
Speaker 1: Some of it's paper mache, right, And so can we
Speaker 1: can we give it a name if we buy it? Um?
Speaker 1: I mean it's called untitled. That's the name. It's the
Speaker 1: title of it is number. There's blood on you. They're
Speaker 1: still just finished? Okay, all right, Well, I'm just worried
Speaker 1: about you. I don't I'm just a little woozy, But
Speaker 1: I think that's what happens when the muse takes over.
Speaker 1: So that's right, that's what happened. That's what she told me. Anyway,
Speaker 1: you guys don't see the news. You can't see me.
Speaker 1: I'm just for you. Oh oh, I should so, I
Speaker 1: guess I don't need to introduce you to my muse
Speaker 1: because she lives on my shoulder. I live here. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: but if you have a house in the backyard. She
Speaker 1: has a house in the backyard on my shoulder. That's
Speaker 1: why I was just my favorite shirty. Can we back
Speaker 1: away from the I would like to move on. I
Speaker 1: don't like to put the blood on him. And hey,
Speaker 1: what is your name? This interesting? Wow? Look at what
Speaker 1: is this? What is this piece of art that's walked
Speaker 1: into this room. We're just we're people. Parents, we're parents,
Speaker 1: people parents, wowing. She goes to school here, so we
Speaker 1: came to support. You're very oh, you're very touchy. You're
Speaker 1: very expressive. I'm told that I can interact with the art,
Speaker 1: that it's fun. I'm having fun. I don't understand. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but he feels good. So you've walked into
Speaker 1: this square area, right, you're in the square, which means
Speaker 1: you're the art and I'm hi the artist and watching you.
Speaker 1: What is your name, Magellan, Magella? That's a great name.
Speaker 1: Are your parents here also parents? Oh honey, I don't
Speaker 1: think he goes to school here. Oh come on, well, Magellan,
Speaker 1: are you matriculating at the school? What is this art?
Speaker 1: Saying to me? Mike kind of? Your sister needs to
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom. So we're going to be back
Speaker 1: in a second. Another piece of artists talking from from
Speaker 1: another room. Uh are you Mike? Actually, christ I'm sorry, Magellan,
Speaker 1: I'm taking your sister to can Wow. Wow, all these
Speaker 1: pieces appear to be connected, like they're of a piece.
Speaker 1: What's this one called? This is called Magellan? That's your name?
Speaker 1: That is my name. So it's almost as if I'm
Speaker 1: looking into myself when I look at you. Wow, man,
Speaker 1: that's pretty Do you want to buy the piece? Sure?
Speaker 1: How much? Five dollars? Mr Harris? Where are you coming from?
Speaker 1: But Mr Harris, you want to buy the piece? Really? Great? Great?
Speaker 1: Like you, Mike. Mr Harris, thanks for coming in today.
Speaker 1: They've just been going over your taxes and seeing as
Speaker 1: you bought paintings for five thousand dollars or more. I
Speaker 1: told him he could be supportive of the kids by
Speaker 1: just attending their their sports events, but he insists on
Speaker 1: buying ship from them. You didn't necessarily have the money
Speaker 1: in your account to cover these pieces of art, and
Speaker 1: all but one were returned, Uh, lack of funds. So
Speaker 1: now now we're in we're bankrupted. Well, you're her lawyer,
Speaker 1: so it's a is this affecting both of us? Are
Speaker 1: just her? Well, it's going to affect the alimony payments,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm getting it. But that is incorrect. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go the other way. You're a high school pe teacher.
Speaker 1: How much money did you think you were making a year? Well,
Speaker 1: I know I'm making about a year, right, do you
Speaker 1: believe that? Yeah? So after taxes, how many paintings should
Speaker 1: we be buying? As many as we can? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's you know, let's just keep going to the end
Speaker 1: of the bell. Okay, just keep still doing red blacks.
Speaker 1: Huh really part of my youth. It I'll never ever
Speaker 1: forget come back, you know. Um? Okay, well listen, I've
Speaker 1: only got two more follow up questions and we'll let
Speaker 1: you get back to your class. Yeah, what are we
Speaker 1: getting divorced? Oh my god? How have I managed to
Speaker 1: put up with us for song. I don't understand. It's
Speaker 1: just thought you were going to your mom's for a party.
Speaker 1: I didn't think that you were staying there. In said,
Speaker 1: I'm throwing a divorce party at my mother's house. I
Speaker 1: thought it was for her. I thought it was for
Speaker 1: for your you know, after your death, a divorce party,
Speaker 1: because I just served your divorce papers. Because we're getting
Speaker 1: a divorce already at my mom's. Maybe some of these
Speaker 1: questions before the divorce re seating started, I just would
Speaker 1: have been helpful. I mean, if she could have been
Speaker 1: a little more clear, I think that would have been helpful.
Speaker 1: I just I think saying the words to your face
Speaker 1: we're getting a divorce was as clear as one could be. Also,
Speaker 1: for the last year, I've woken up every morning and
Speaker 1: said I hate you. I thought that was to yourself.
Speaker 1: Coach Pete passed out. It's okay, just pokem every time
Speaker 1: you do a lot around to the bell. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: why don't you give him five thousand dollars? Maybe that
Speaker 1: will make it that, maybe that will revive he's not
Speaker 1: making good art recorded the last seventy four times she
Speaker 1: woke up and say I hated you. Shall we play
Speaker 1: them back? You recording me in the morning, of course
Speaker 1: I did. I don't journal, I record I hate you.
Speaker 1: I hate you, I hate you, I hate Are you
Speaker 1: getting the picture? I don't know if that's just one
Speaker 1: recording or multiple going forward? That was I was hitting forward? Okay,
Speaker 1: But is that over many days or seventy four I
Speaker 1: just don't understand if if you don't, he literally said,
Speaker 1: this is seventy four days of recording. He literally said
Speaker 1: that to you. I get that, but I didn't know
Speaker 1: if it was and I recorded it. Here we go, Oh,
Speaker 1: I got it. I hate you. Okay, you just did that.
Speaker 1: Now you did that now in front of me's not moving.
Speaker 1: It's all right. Just do a lot. But every time
Speaker 1: you pass him, just just spit on them to give
Speaker 1: him some water. Okay, Okay, you really need to go
Speaker 1: pay attention to our son for a minute. Okay, I
Speaker 1: think I need to attention to our marriage for a minute. Here.
Speaker 1: The marriage is done, so uh, if you'll sign here,
Speaker 1: then we can let you get back to your client.
Speaker 1: Is that for us to get married? You and me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that what this is? Yeah? That's right? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: there there we go. I'm sorry. They never wanted to
Speaker 1: be in your class anyways. He hates you, I recorded it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I hate you, dad. I hate your dad, really, Dad,
Speaker 1: I hate you. You're the worst father ever. I think
Speaker 1: your dad don't. Who's that art kid? So what do
Speaker 1: you mean? Mr? Harrisony want to return Magellan to Magellan?
Speaker 1: You purchased Magellan and now you're living art. I know,
Speaker 1: but I just gotta give you this tape square back, uh,
Speaker 1: and just get my money back. Okay, no, no, Mike,
Speaker 1: come on, I need the money. My name is Magellan. Okay, Magellan, Magellan.
Speaker 1: I need you you? Who are you? I meant about
Speaker 1: you in the papers. My son is lost. He went
Speaker 1: on a plane and he hasn't come back in years.
Speaker 1: I want to know is he still alive? Can you
Speaker 1: look into your ball or whatever you magically good to have?
Speaker 1: Is my son? He was a FedEx worker or ups.
Speaker 1: I don't know he was he was, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He wore a military outfit and I don't know what
Speaker 1: he did, but he was my son. MIKEA. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need that money, Michael, Okay, I'm gonna get get I
Speaker 1: don't know who Mike is Magellan? Please? Is my son
Speaker 1: is still alive? Okay, yes, yes, I see him. He's
Speaker 1: talking to a baboon. What there's a talking baboon? Is
Speaker 1: he in a cartoon? No? No, although there's a couple
Speaker 1: of Italians were somewhat cartoon. Okay, right, okay, just help
Speaker 1: me find him. He's my only son. Okay. There's an island.
Speaker 1: There's an island. You've got to narrow it down, Joe, Okay,
Speaker 1: you have to narrow that down. So you want to
Speaker 1: shot applying day? What I'm a bush parlot. I fly
Speaker 1: to the places now when Nils flos day, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to go over that again. What you
Speaker 1: said you wanted it? Shoulder applying to fund at sign
Speaker 1: of something is here? Right, He's got a lot of
Speaker 1: people asking to floor. Do you need it or not?
Speaker 1: I need a plane please? All right? Please? Roger Wise
Speaker 1: just taking so long because I don't understand him. He's
Speaker 1: speaking in a different language. I'm speaking English. I'm a
Speaker 1: bush pilot. He's some he flies bushes. I don't know.
Speaker 1: He can't be more clear to me. At least you
Speaker 1: talk to you about it. We would like to get
Speaker 1: on the plane. Yes secret, you're not wear a guy
Speaker 1: and that's floor, Randy bet. We've provided a map, so
Speaker 1: if you could just put the according to it's really
Speaker 1: abstract on that matter what they see and the Magellan
Speaker 1: created this map, so I don't know how it could
Speaker 1: be clear. I'm not sure what's water and what's land.
Speaker 1: There's a key l a year, but why he's drawn
Speaker 1: in the different symbols to what's on the actual mapes.
Speaker 1: We need to give you an address, at least a
Speaker 1: maca usual maca. What I'm looking for is there a marca?
Speaker 1: I don't have a mark, I don't have visual thing
Speaker 1: like I'm my own rane or sitting there's a crash
Speaker 1: plane there is. There's a crash crash plane and ups
Speaker 1: boxes everywhere? All right? You saw it, right? Bush bush
Speaker 1: man look at me and push man bush man, look
Speaker 1: at me? Look at my eyes? You keep moving? Well
Speaker 1: one is lazy pushman? Look at me? Which want the
Speaker 1: one that my pain? Do you see my pain? My
Speaker 1: son is out there, okay, with dozens and dozens of
Speaker 1: ups boxes that have not been delivered? Can you find
Speaker 1: my son? What's the night? In that movie with Tom
Speaker 1: Hanks Castaway o Philadelphia, Philadelphia. It was a good movie.
Speaker 1: That's not a poe of what we're talking about. I
Speaker 1: need you to find my son. Did you just think
Speaker 1: of that movie? Yeah? I just want anything? It was
Speaker 1: what is Tomanks? Dane? Right? Right? And then I was like,
Speaker 1: does he leave me? Philiphia? I believe? So we just
Speaker 1: get on the plane. Oh yeah, our son. And look
Speaker 1: I think that's another plane as a landed on. Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: there's enough room for all of us. There's resources for everyone.
Speaker 1: Piebo bieboy, look at over there? How do you do?
Speaker 1: How do you do? Hello? Hi? Have you guys seen
Speaker 1: my son? Which you want? Is in your son? He's what?
Speaker 1: Who's your son? The hell are these people? Hey? We don't.
Speaker 1: We don't have any sons around here. Okay, there's no
Speaker 1: status around no little boys. It's right, We're all equal.
Speaker 1: P J. Schantel, Those two Italians, the baboon Stevie, the
Speaker 1: two soldiers that look like ups people. Just Juliana, can
Speaker 1: you I mean that's clearly a corpse. Do you mind
Speaker 1: just Oh, I'm just gonna kick it for a while. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're just gonna hold onto the corporate What is this
Speaker 1: banana doing? Right? Here. Did it fall out of your pocket?
Speaker 1: This banana? Bas what are you doing with that banana
Speaker 1: I have? We can split it up and I'll have
Speaker 1: a piece of that banana. I haven't had a banana
Speaker 1: and at least fourteen years. I'm going to give him
Speaker 1: a friend to banana and wake him up. That's a
Speaker 1: waste of bananas. Just give it to the baboon. See
Speaker 1: if you'll to have you tried spitting on? Who said that?
Speaker 1: I feel like this banana is really important the tree
Speaker 1: just tell us to give it a banana to the baboon.
Speaker 1: Sure I didn't hear anything. That's gonna be the banana
Speaker 1: that the snake spoke of. But it's gonna make me
Speaker 1: I already talk, Like and how hard can it be? Defined?
Speaker 1: An island that's directly between Milan and Dayton. It's in
Speaker 1: the Atlantic Ocean, all right? Yeah, So like this is
Speaker 1: what I call the talking baboon. Um And I spent
Speaker 1: a lot of time adding sound effects to this painting.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it is a banana, and yeah, the banana
Speaker 1: is the key to it all. The banana is what
Speaker 1: gets the baboon to talk? Can it? Can we hear
Speaker 1: it talk? Yeah? Of course, so this is only going
Speaker 1: to beat. This piece of art is only five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: It seems like get panicked about something. I'll take it.
Speaker 1: You'll you'll take it. I'll take it, you'll take it. Wait,
Speaker 1: Mr Harris, you beg for your money back when you
Speaker 1: bought my backyard. Mr Harris. Pet is dead. It's okay,
Speaker 1: just no to stop telling me other things to do
Speaker 1: to him. He's dead. He's been dead for weeks. All right,
Speaker 1: can you hold the painting so I can go check on?
Speaker 1: All right? I guess I owe you that much. Thank
Speaker 1: you for coming today. Pet was a great kiddes. Make
Speaker 1: sure you end one of the scenes with a funeral. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Our last scene today comes from Kyle, who wrote, Hey,
Speaker 1: I've been listening from the beginning. It just completed my
Speaker 1: second play through of all the episodes. I have to
Speaker 1: say they're even better the second time around. This podcast
Speaker 1: is responsible for making me look absolutely insane while at work,
Speaker 1: walking around and laughing out loud my suggestion. A group
Speaker 1: of Americans attempted across the border back into the US
Speaker 1: after buying large amounts of marijuana from Canada. Uh They
Speaker 1: stopped by the Canadian border patrol who has to figure
Speaker 1: out what to do with them. Kyle from Canada. Uh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm from Yeah, I am cool, man, I am cool.
Speaker 1: Um we're from hey man, we're from Michigan. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: of course. Um you look you look cool. He's very cool.
Speaker 1: But please just passports. Okay, cool, she's my supervisor. Are
Speaker 1: you like a trainee? She's just she's a boss. Don't
Speaker 1: ask any questions? Okay, cool. Please whisper when we are
Speaker 1: doing our job. Please. Sorry. Yeah, I'm Jimmy his friend supervisor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's my supervisor. Cool, sir, place supervisor. You can hang
Speaker 1: out in Canada. I didn't see it and just generally
Speaker 1: like supervisors from because are you high? What? No, that's
Speaker 1: crazy because you seem very like not really having your
Speaker 1: feet in the ground and I'm not. Okay. We came
Speaker 1: here for the syrup and the maple bark, so that's
Speaker 1: all we came here. Yes, they're high. I believe they're high.
Speaker 1: You're called what you want to do with some boss?
Speaker 1: I want to double check that questions, So please blow
Speaker 1: into this tube. Blow whoa supervisor? And I would like
Speaker 1: for you to do this. Look, lady, we just want
Speaker 1: to get back to Detroit. Okay, so if you could
Speaker 1: just give us your pastorrough you guys listen, I know
Speaker 1: what you guys want. What you guys want, Yes, we
Speaker 1: want your passports so you can cross you here is Oh,
Speaker 1: we're going We're going on Jefferson. Jefferson. Yeah, just raised that.
Speaker 1: Gary impressed. You know that. Well. I do spend a
Speaker 1: lot of time in the United States. And we are
Speaker 1: on the boarder, so you know the currency, and he's
Speaker 1: also holding it in front and he and I know
Speaker 1: you guys think supervisor everybody. I know what you guys
Speaker 1: are thinking. Let's make it a one hundred bust. Are
Speaker 1: you just you're just going to go with this bride thing?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was just repeating what they said. How
Speaker 1: much is d Canada these days? A hundred American dollars?
Speaker 1: It's worth five Canadian dollars. So we don't have to
Speaker 1: bribe before. Are we nobody trying to bribe anybody? Dude?
Speaker 1: When they come over, man as nuts, it's gonna get
Speaker 1: all the fu weed. Dude. Man, I can't wait for
Speaker 1: that week. We're not of gas though, man, I shouldn't idle,
Speaker 1: but uh keep it running. Yeah, we need the a
Speaker 1: c on. Hell yeah we do, Hell yeah, we do.
Speaker 1: You want to listen to some classic rock. I'd like
Speaker 1: for us to make classic rock. Man, if I could
Speaker 1: be honest about it, Man, we gotta get that band
Speaker 1: back together. Why don't you get that weed? And man
Speaker 1: is gonna click in because we're gonna be inspired exactly exactly, Man,
Speaker 1: right now, I don't have any ideas. That guy's nothing. Man.
Speaker 1: My ideas are always just like I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't get Yeah, all right, the studio time is yours,
Speaker 1: So whatever you want to start recording. What's the first
Speaker 1: song you have for We're just kind of waiting for
Speaker 1: other two guys, but we can get into a quick
Speaker 1: Uh let's do uh, let's do a um? Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: kind a list of ten songs? Or which one do
Speaker 1: you want to do? First one? This is the first one,
Speaker 1: was the first one. Timmy shoes shoes ties? What want
Speaker 1: to do it? I thought I was playing drums? Man, Oh,
Speaker 1: I want to do you want to play drums? No?
Speaker 1: You do it? You know what I'll do? Um? What
Speaker 1: else you do? You have a violence? Violins? Of course
Speaker 1: we can get some violens. Just gonna take a little bit,
Speaker 1: put them in the room. We'll play that. We'll just
Speaker 1: fill two of you. We're waiting for two. Our buddies
Speaker 1: are more buddies. You're coming in. They're bringing some okay,
Speaker 1: because I can go on a break. I could on
Speaker 1: a smoke break if you guys aren't all here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we were seeing jamfer but we'll do timmy shoes. Okay.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to record your jam? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: just roll three. But I'm sorry to your drums. Sorry,
Speaker 1: all right, but I guess the front man should count
Speaker 1: off from front man. I think you're the front man. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm freaking man, I'm freaking it out on the front man.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll do it, I'll do it. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: usually the drummer does. In fact, you know, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: stay out of it whatever you guys want to do. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're happy to sign this contract. I mean, we'reiting for
Speaker 1: two other guys. But this, uh, this is you do understand.
Speaker 1: This is a this is a real record deal. This
Speaker 1: is a this is a bona fide contract. You are
Speaker 1: going to be rock and roll stars. How many albums? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a three album deal. This is so they've
Speaker 1: already done those albums are done. No, you have to
Speaker 1: you have to make the albums. Yeah, and then we
Speaker 1: just need the rest of your band here to say.
Speaker 1: I'm going to raise this to to Jefferson's and I'm
Speaker 1: just hoping that that's gonna get me and you can
Speaker 1: we raise this game interesting get into the United States. Huh.
Speaker 1: You guys don't understand. I'm kind of a big deal musician.
Speaker 1: I've got a rock band. Tell me your name. I
Speaker 1: will google you. We have computers right here. It's not
Speaker 1: like my name is scorpion. Your name is. Sometimes in
Speaker 1: the band they call me scorp last name just scorpion.
Speaker 1: When I scoogle scorpion or I see as a bug.
Speaker 1: He we have, we have his passport. Just google his
Speaker 1: real name. Okay, Nedrick, No, no, no, no, it's not
Speaker 1: turn Fleet Turner, Nedrick Fleet Turner, God, that name so much.
Speaker 1: Hello and letter waiting for two other guys now before
Speaker 1: we get started. And we just want to know who
Speaker 1: likes we. Do you have something? Do you have it? Shows?
Speaker 1: Are you doing at me? All right, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Throw in the third row. So we don't understand, Well,
Speaker 1: we googled your name, did you did your significant other
Speaker 1: put these pictures up as revenge? Yes, was this like
Speaker 1: prank or these pictures we're finding off you? None? As
Speaker 1: he's a flattering. I mean they're called headshots, dude, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't expect you to get them like looking at in
Speaker 1: this one head So that's me giving head to a scorpion.
Speaker 1: It's kind of art. I wouldn't overthink it. Embarrassing. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm shamed for you. Whatever, dude, what the funk? Man? Huh?
Speaker 1: What the funk? Will you? Man? I stopped waiting two
Speaker 1: more guys. I'm out of the band. Bullshit, I'm out
Speaker 1: of the band. Fuck you. You can't leave the band.
Speaker 1: This is my band. This is all banding them out
Speaker 1: in your back in. Hey guys, hey, oh, sorry to
Speaker 1: interrupt this fight. Um, I'm Penny Lane. This is Sapphire,
Speaker 1: the other one. We're band aid. Do you like the show?
Speaker 1: I loved it. I really loved how you got us
Speaker 1: amped up and then you just stopped wa Have you
Speaker 1: been a waiting for two other guys? Fan? Say that again?
Speaker 1: How long have you been waiting for two other guys? Fan? Um?
Speaker 1: Just since tonight? Yeah, I've been waiting for two other
Speaker 1: guys since middle school. I'm not in middle school anymore,
Speaker 1: so you're still illegal or just don't do the math
Speaker 1: just high. We're all perfectly legal to the math al right,
Speaker 1: man for tonight. The band's still together, fine, dude, tonight tonight.
Speaker 1: So I gotta say, I'm really really excited about you guys.
Speaker 1: You know, we we've been we've been really wanting to
Speaker 1: do this, this reunion show for a long time, and
Speaker 1: you've got you've got thousands of fans out there just
Speaker 1: we're just waiting on two other guys, and it's just
Speaker 1: like it's and it's just like I think, you know,
Speaker 1: we need to to patch up some of the some
Speaker 1: of the bad mojo that we've had. I mean, we
Speaker 1: haven't been in the same We do this on stage
Speaker 1: because we want this to hap. This is exactly what
Speaker 1: your audience. I notice you're filming this too. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I haven't seen him in how many days,
Speaker 1: I don't know, five thousand days maybe some like that's
Speaker 1: like fourteen years. Yeah, feel forever doing well, you know what,
Speaker 1: We're really excited to have this all happened out on
Speaker 1: stage live on television. Everybo everybody's exciting. So we're gonna
Speaker 1: caunt you and who is the front man? Who's going
Speaker 1: to countable thing? And just clarify that before we go.
Speaker 1: We're kind of weight on two other guys, like decide
Speaker 1: that you haven't like but at the moment I think
Speaker 1: it's uh, if he wants to take it, you can
Speaker 1: take it. WHOA, wow? This did you? I want to
Speaker 1: take it? One? Two, three? Okay, we have decided. Yes,
Speaker 1: we've made decision. You are allowed to come into Canada.
Speaker 1: And sorry it's taking photo years. I'm like, really hungry.
Speaker 1: Do you guys have any maple bark. We're looking to
Speaker 1: get back into the States. Oh no, that life is
Speaker 1: very short. That's very easy. You just walk right through
Speaker 1: rock and roll. Thank you. We are waiting on two
Speaker 1: other guys. Thank you. What an honor. I mean, like
Speaker 1: we were shortlisted for so many years and then you know,
Speaker 1: you know, the one thing I'll say about music is
Speaker 1: that brings people together and brought us back together playing
Speaker 1: these are my bads. All right, we'll do that. All right.
Speaker 1: We got Dave Girl and Kanye West joining us tonight.
Speaker 1: Those aren't the guys were waiting or not the guys
Speaker 1: were waiting up, but they are filling in, the fill
Speaker 1: in for a bit. All right, dear fellas hopping my game? Ware?
Speaker 1: You two guys going anyways? We gotta get to our band, man, okay,
Speaker 1: take us to the band. Take you to the band. Well,
Speaker 1: the only concert happening here to night's the Rock and
Speaker 1: Roll Hall of Fame. You wouldn't believe it, but like
Speaker 1: that's my band. I can't. I'm right. Well, here we
Speaker 1: go and flag and drive and here stay tickets please
Speaker 1: for rock and Roll Hall of Fame ceremony. You of
Speaker 1: your tickets ship, it's already, it's already started. They've already
Speaker 1: honored it. How much your tickets than you? Why just
Speaker 1: keep happening? Well, I have several jobs, you know. I
Speaker 1: take care of my husband. Do you guys want to Jefferson?
Speaker 1: I'm overflowing with Jefferson. I guess question. I've been here before.
Speaker 1: Dancy's We will take two? Oh great, Jefferson? Here, God,
Speaker 1: thank you? Got to man? How much of the tickets? Okay,
Speaker 1: the tickets five dollars ahead ahead, I've only got one head. Okay,
Speaker 1: I tell you it's almost These are the dumbest people.
Speaker 1: It's almost over. You can slip in the back Okay,
Speaker 1: great show man, great show man. I love you for
Speaker 1: you guys, we love you. Do you want to? Um?
Speaker 1: Should you want to marry one of us? Uh? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I mean, I'm happy to marry all of you,
Speaker 1: but one of you. I think that's a lot. We're
Speaker 1: not two other guys. And I think it's not like
Speaker 1: we need marriage in order to be complete human beings
Speaker 1: or anything. No, not at all. Yeah, you know yet
Speaker 1: that we don't need it. But if you want it,
Speaker 1: just we just need to. She's talking for herself right now. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know she wanted to marry her.
Speaker 1: Only if you want there's no, it's not a big deal.
Speaker 1: But if you want it, I'm right here and I'm reading.
Speaker 1: My parents are outside, um to pick you up? For
Speaker 1: how older? I'm out of middle school. We can leave
Speaker 1: it at that. It's fine. I'm gonna do the line
Speaker 1: of coke here, dude, what are you doing? I love you, man, truck,
Speaker 1: I love you. Being a band with you was the
Speaker 1: best person. Don't don't if you're gonna go good way
Speaker 1: not again. Welcome to the gates of Heaven. This is
Speaker 1: my supervisor. I am the supervisor. Do you have any
Speaker 1: sort of passport. We died, we died? Um I got oh,
Speaker 1: I got a cover of our album? Yeah, yeah, we
Speaker 1: have three deal, So maybe this will be decided that
Speaker 1: this is us. But did you ever really complete your album?
Speaker 1: Did you do anything good in your lives? Did you
Speaker 1: ever finish your song? Did you ever find those two
Speaker 1: other people? Did you? Did you? Did you three? Wait?
Speaker 1: Are you doing it right? All right? Going to hell?
Speaker 1: Where you come through? This is? We just need your names? Please?
Speaker 1: What's truck? We expected you? My name is Clive, That's
Speaker 1: what name? Might we have you on truck? And P
Speaker 1: was my name? But PD I pretended to die and
Speaker 1: I get out of my family a long time ago.
Speaker 1: That's right. Will guess what you have? Your family here?
Speaker 1: My dad? How are you doing all right? So this
Speaker 1: piece of art is called PD dies? So wait a minute.
Speaker 1: The island was hell all along? Exactly? Yes, exactly. It's
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars. Five thousand dollars. It seems like a
Speaker 1: bit much, are we okay? Mr Harris? Oh gosh, this
Speaker 1: is about me. I should take it all right? I
Speaker 1: mean fine, And you can have a line of credit
Speaker 1: with me if necessary. Welcome to the Mr Harris Museum. Um,
Speaker 1: I have your tickets please? Oh dad, I've got some
Speaker 1: dank what kind of dank? Straight up, straight up Canadian dank,
Speaker 1: maple dank? Alright, I will give you one kilo. The
Speaker 1: next showing is in three minutes. What is that like? Forever?
Speaker 1: It feels like forever? I did. I'm sorry, I'm Sean,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a supervisor. Sean, are you are you taking
Speaker 1: kilos of weeds? Excuse me? I am Benadette and I
Speaker 1: am the supervisors. I was just explaining to my supervisor
Speaker 1: Ted that the gentleman was joking about the will you
Speaker 1: can you explain it to me? Sure? As as I
Speaker 1: understood it, there was a conference between the two uh
Speaker 1: an exchange of payment that was not going to be monetary,
Speaker 1: but it was actually going to be of substance, which
Speaker 1: was of course marijuana coming from Canada. And if I'm yes,
Speaker 1: this is Afghan coutch, this is a very very strong
Speaker 1: I'm actually getting a hybrid of this of Scorpion King
Speaker 1: as well. It's a very long stream of consciousness. Bananas.
Speaker 1: There might be banana in this. And if it's banana,
Speaker 1: you smoke it, you're gonna speak in different things, but
Speaker 1: just that not from experience. Of course, I don't mean
Speaker 1: that I've done that, but of course you know that
Speaker 1: it's something around and it's not illegal everywhere. So if
Speaker 1: I had done it, it's not the end of the world.
Speaker 1: But you know, that's my journey, and that's not anything
Speaker 1: that I want to put on anyone else. In fact,
Speaker 1: that we're going to an art studio and that we
Speaker 1: can involve ourselves in these different pieces. I think that's
Speaker 1: the point, isn't it to go to another world? Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this has to do with Harris's museum, okay,
Speaker 1: but I do know that if this gentleman wants to
Speaker 1: come in, it's a five dollar ticket. There we go.
Speaker 1: Five bucks, agreed, And that is our show for today.
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