Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode Oh Alchemy. This on your
Speaker 1: host Kevin podcast that Kevin polls. Well, when you're old enough,
Speaker 1: ask your mom to explain why we didn't bring you
Speaker 1: a brother and a sister. And if you can remember,
Speaker 1: to ask her why did she have Dad's balls sniffed?
Speaker 1: But I Diguesslcolm, I'm not written in by fans particular order.
Speaker 1: Please say hello to but asked a Ragman niche did
Speaker 1: you attend the drive in theater growing up? And if so,
Speaker 1: please share one story about that. I did not. Thank
Speaker 1: you really never went to a drive in movie forever.
Speaker 1: Let's give that question to James. Then. Wow, Well I
Speaker 1: went many times to the drive in theater because my
Speaker 1: family would find that you could bring a lot of
Speaker 1: people in one car. The problem was the speakers were
Speaker 1: so terrible that you don't know. Maybe other people could
Speaker 1: tune their car into it. Eventually you could. That's not
Speaker 1: how it was when I was a kid. We all
Speaker 1: tried to hear, but people's breathing would be over it.
Speaker 1: I'm much older, so they had people from regional theater
Speaker 1: stand outside your car and act out before radio. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's not real. That's not real. I don't know,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna go to Venetia with James's question when
Speaker 1: training a pet, what's your first rule to follow love?
Speaker 1: That was completely correct, And James, this week your nickname
Speaker 1: that we won't get to was James Franco Harrison Ford
Speaker 1: Franco Harris for that's a great one. Sorry, sweet stop
Speaker 1: the world he wants to get off. It's Joey Greer,
Speaker 1: Joseph Joseph and Greer. What's it like when you wake
Speaker 1: up with the clouds parts so the sun can kiss
Speaker 1: you good morning? It burns? Thank you for that? And
Speaker 1: last today, but certainly not least in the big shoes
Speaker 1: to fill departments. Say hello to Craig Kikowski. How many
Speaker 1: slices of pizza do you think you've had in your lifetime?
Speaker 1: Would you be surprised if I told you it's definitely
Speaker 1: over seven thousand. I would not be surprised. I rarely
Speaker 1: eat anymore pizza, right, I just can't. But back in
Speaker 1: the day, back in the day, like I would be
Speaker 1: ordering a pizza maybe five times a week, Yeah, by
Speaker 1: myself in Chicago. You got to get the deep dish.
Speaker 1: But there's so many choices you can get a different
Speaker 1: pizza every day, Unties, pizzeria, no pizzeria dose. I knew
Speaker 1: I picked. I knew I picked the right person for
Speaker 1: that question. All right, let's get your our first in shall.
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Speaker 1: our first scene comes from listener Ben, who wrote, good
Speaker 1: morning Alchemists. I'll start as folks often due by declaring
Speaker 1: my love for Vanessa. It's stunning. But also I want
Speaker 1: to shout out my Polish dad Craig for all the
Speaker 1: killer Polish references. You complete me both of them. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My scene suggestion blade Runner, but instead of hunting replicants,
Speaker 1: you're hunting cut code, knife, salesman or other marketing scheme items.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Benn, ps free Chris Alvarado, Well, I should
Speaker 1: mention Chris Alvarado's off Broadway play just will complete as
Speaker 1: we're recording this Sunday, and he will rejoin as early
Speaker 1: as next week. I wonder if he got taller. Here's
Speaker 1: hoping taller and those eyes alight. Alright, alright, let me
Speaker 1: do the interview, yes please, okay, sure, So just tell
Speaker 1: me what the image you see and how you feel? Okay,
Speaker 1: let him Let him answer that, honey, but let him
Speaker 1: answer that. Why n I need help? Look, it's a cat. Okay.
Speaker 1: Uh So what do I see? And how do you feel?
Speaker 1: I see a cat and I feel agitated? Yeah, dilation normal,
Speaker 1: raising temperature, next image. Oh yeah, let him Let him
Speaker 1: say that. Oh, that wasn't related to the image. I
Speaker 1: was talking about something. Every now and then she'll just
Speaker 1: say turtle or it's a turtle. But in this case,
Speaker 1: it's weird because it doesn't what I'm gonna go with
Speaker 1: the fucking turtle. Okay. M hmm. Now you were working
Speaker 1: off planet on a mining vessel looking for steel for
Speaker 1: the yes, for the knives. Yes, okay, I was on planet.
Speaker 1: You were on planet. I was on planet. He was
Speaker 1: off planet. The time apart wasn't working for us. We're
Speaker 1: so glad to be back together. That's also true. Take off, clut.
Speaker 1: Take a look at this image, Tim, What do you
Speaker 1: think it's a cape? That's a cape? M yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a cape of some kind. Are you sure? Are you.
Speaker 1: It's not a cape I would wear, but it's a cape.
Speaker 1: And how do you feel annoyed? Hm? Okay, Now it
Speaker 1: says here you were part of a paramilitary organization. Well,
Speaker 1: he was part of it. I was not. She was
Speaker 1: on planet. I was on planet, non paramilitary, holding down
Speaker 1: the home front with the turtle. I uh, yes, yes
Speaker 1: to your question. To my question, which was paramilitary. You
Speaker 1: were part of a paramilitary group. Yes, we weren't organize
Speaker 1: that part you You said organization in the kid, deary.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I do it every time. Dang it.
Speaker 1: I think something's happening in the security room. Well, Deckard's
Speaker 1: conducting another one of his interviews. It looks like he's
Speaker 1: choking on some things, so he's trying to help him.
Speaker 1: That guy can handle himself. I don't know what doesn't
Speaker 1: look like he's tough. Well, right, I guess you're probably right.
Speaker 1: If we interviewed, he'd get angry at us. We should
Speaker 1: just turn this off now. Coffee coffee, than you're welcome,
Speaker 1: boison coffee. You'd like to drink boys and coffee? Sip SIPs?
Speaker 1: Did you say poison coffee? I said coffee. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of people getting sick with that space thing. And
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to drink anything that
Speaker 1: sounds like poison coffee. Why would poison coffee? She was
Speaker 1: singing the poison coffee song. I thought. I thought she
Speaker 1: said boys and coffin poison coffee. I said, poison. Then
Speaker 1: you guys both drink first, and then I'll drink. I
Speaker 1: gotta ask you something, okay, yeah? Anything? Are you a
Speaker 1: cutcode nice salesperson? Come on, you gotta tell me if
Speaker 1: you are? You really do yes, I am all right.
Speaker 1: Don't drink the coffee. If you don't drink the coffee.
Speaker 1: If you eat, drink about the right now. I'm not
Speaker 1: drinking drinking. I have a breach in sector three. Breach
Speaker 1: in sector three? Which one is sector three? Doing my
Speaker 1: maps are apt? Oh no, yeah, that's the one straight
Speaker 1: ahead and a little to the left, sector three. If
Speaker 1: you could check on that first, please? You want me
Speaker 1: to check on that? Yeah, that's why I called you.
Speaker 1: I'd rather have Tad check on that. Ted still with us.
Speaker 1: That's probably an error cleric. Okay, I'll go check it out.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you want to ask, why don't you
Speaker 1: check it out? Because I'm still careing that. Why don't
Speaker 1: you both check it out? Jesus Christ, it doesn't We
Speaker 1: don't need to have a lot to paint about it. Ted,
Speaker 1: what why are you agitated this morning? Hear you? Guys pickering?
Speaker 1: Just go check you should check it out. I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to be manning the screen. Screens are messed up. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to picture Sector three if you would. Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: thanks so much. Handle this. This is bulls, your bullshit, Tad,
Speaker 1: all right, no come back, No, I'm just gonna do it.
Speaker 1: It's it's the last effort for me to just go
Speaker 1: and check it Sector three. There, Dad, you know I'm
Speaker 1: already going. You're not the boss of me anyways. Yours
Speaker 1: a pistol lny I guess yeah, Mr Cutko. There seems
Speaker 1: to be an issue with some of the replicants. What
Speaker 1: is the issue with the replicants? Some off planets replicants
Speaker 1: have broken to our system and a selling knives on
Speaker 1: that's what they're programmed to do, sell knives. But these
Speaker 1: knives of protocol there, they're their own, They've made their
Speaker 1: own knives. Then the singularity is taken over exactly as
Speaker 1: I hope your cat it's not a cat. Oh, it's
Speaker 1: a replicate. How my friend? Oh hello, what are you
Speaker 1: selling today? Knives? Nives? Why don't you come inside? It's
Speaker 1: a knife salesman. It's a knife. What's your name? It's Larry.
Speaker 1: He's a knife salesman. Do you want me? I think so.
Speaker 1: Put some meat on, Larry, get in here. Who's that
Speaker 1: in there with you? That's my wife. I mean we're
Speaker 1: just a Midwest couple, pretty normal. Come on, and did
Speaker 1: you ask her to put some meat on? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: said you were coming in right. I can't cut this meat,
Speaker 1: It's fine, just tear it in half. Well, get some
Speaker 1: knife choices. Well that's a great idea. Larry, come inside
Speaker 1: all the way the threshold. Could I take my shoes off?
Speaker 1: Don't bother? Oh, I'll just close this behind you. Honey,
Speaker 1: my hands are slapping. I can't. Don't worry. I think
Speaker 1: Larry's got a solution for you. What do you think
Speaker 1: of this? Bad boy? Oh my god, Larry, that's a
Speaker 1: wonderful knife. Could you go bring that to my wife?
Speaker 1: She's tearing meat right now. I'd love to bring it
Speaker 1: to your wife where she's in the kitchen. Follow me,
Speaker 1: all excuse me a game. Hello, could you use this?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes I could. Oh my god. It's
Speaker 1: a perfect starting price of seven forty nine a week,
Speaker 1: and this could a week a week? Why would it
Speaker 1: be a week? We want to keep. You just want
Speaker 1: to buy it now? Oh you want the one payment price?
Speaker 1: Huh okay, honey, I just want to do the one
Speaker 1: payment price with you. I don't want to have a
Speaker 1: responsibility to remember check every week to send out where
Speaker 1: how much is it? One time? Is a bit big?
Speaker 1: The number sounds a bit big. Well, we can handle it.
Speaker 1: Seventy one. Let's just do it. It's just one dollars
Speaker 1: for a night? Why not? Because that's how many weeks?
Speaker 1: Is that? That's seventy weeks? Weeks? Seventy one weeks. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it sounds like a steel Let's do how much in
Speaker 1: the set? The whole set? One big price for nuts. Well,
Speaker 1: there's only four nights. Let's just get them all then
Speaker 1: seventy one each. There's probably a count where for sevenyone.
Speaker 1: That does sound like something we want. We want to
Speaker 1: pay for you to separately, don't we hunt in your nose? No,
Speaker 1: I think we should get the bulk bundle honestly, maybe
Speaker 1: we should get a punch. I think I could. This
Speaker 1: could be the solution to my lost job. I could sell.
Speaker 1: Let's go get the door. I just let myself in, sloppy.
Speaker 1: I thought I smelled me next door? Did you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well you got some raw meat out here, and we're
Speaker 1: just amazing that. Thank you. You look a night. Do
Speaker 1: you have abs now a little bit? Well? Maybe that
Speaker 1: space virus doesn't hurt everybody. These are some nice Larry
Speaker 1: was just selling us. Are you My name is Larry Dan.
Speaker 1: He's funny us. What you do? Larry? Comeable? Silver? Watch out? Now?
Speaker 1: What part of cut Core are you with? Are you
Speaker 1: with the mining and distribute? Shouldn't life the sector? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: just so you don't mind it. You don't. You're not
Speaker 1: part of the military. I'm on the field, sullen, nice,
Speaker 1: not salesman like you must be awful rich rich? Yeah, funny,
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes I do know with joke. I'm sorry too,
Speaker 1: kind of talk you for a second. Yes, sure, Wait,
Speaker 1: you don't lose a Messlet cut your head off with
Speaker 1: one of these. Your husband just passed, so this is sick.
Speaker 1: I'm going through something. I understand that. But you can't
Speaker 1: just be hitting on people like that. Just leave me
Speaker 1: time to read. Larry, her husband just passed. I think
Speaker 1: you might have a chance with her. She'd catch you.
Speaker 1: Sure could cut the tension in here with a knough.
Speaker 1: I know. Well the thing is is I think right there,
Speaker 1: Well that is pretty good. Yeah, that is pretty good, Larry,
Speaker 1: You've got a chance with her. Okay, comes back. You
Speaker 1: might want to buy some n No, we never even
Speaker 1: found the boy. I need no way to know if
Speaker 1: he's still out there. We know he's dead because I've
Speaker 1: got that feeling and my stomach. He's definitely dead. Larry's here.
Speaker 1: God closes the door, he opens the window. He like Larry,
Speaker 1: and I don't know what's up, but something's happening to me.
Speaker 1: I often felt this way in date. What the devil
Speaker 1: can make it? So we sent the ransom note your
Speaker 1: wife and she is not reply. Yes, she says he's
Speaker 1: probably dead. I don't know what that means. I've been
Speaker 1: going for less than twenty four hours. Said she would
Speaker 1: pay ten dollars to set you free, but no reply.
Speaker 1: I mean that's nothing, but money is ridiculously inflated here
Speaker 1: in the future too. Ten bucks is like the minimum, right,
Speaker 1: Maybe you're not speaking the same language when I say bucks,
Speaker 1: Oh bucks, ten bucks, ten mail deer. Okay, look, I
Speaker 1: don't know where she's gonna haven't they all kind extinct?
Speaker 1: Oh no, there's more bucks than ever. Where are the bucks?
Speaker 1: We have them at a five? Okay? Yeah, and my
Speaker 1: wife is supposed you have them. But my wife is
Speaker 1: supposed to get ten of them were collecting. That's so difficult.
Speaker 1: You know what, she'll pay you anything. We asked for
Speaker 1: ten bucks. She hasn't replied, what do you want? Okay?
Speaker 1: Just like, how can we get through to her? Because
Speaker 1: we have to kill you? Why do you have to
Speaker 1: kill me? That's how ransom works. We have to take
Speaker 1: a finger and thumb. Don't if you do that, just
Speaker 1: kill me, Just kill me immediately. Okay, I don't want
Speaker 1: Mr Cuco. I found the body of that man that
Speaker 1: was being held ransom. Did we get the ten box?
Speaker 1: We got the ten bucks too? He was humor disappointing.
Speaker 1: I hear there's some cut COO replicants on the loose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, you said you were going to get
Speaker 1: the tin buck to you said the ten buck too,
Speaker 1: That's what I said. No, No, we needed you to
Speaker 1: get the tim Buck too. Do you want me to
Speaker 1: get the place timbukto? It's gonna be impossible for me
Speaker 1: to lift and bring it in. We just want to
Speaker 1: take Overner ship. Your asks are just so much of people.
Speaker 1: You understand that? Did you understand that you want me
Speaker 1: to take location? You don't have, not even the want
Speaker 1: to own the place you need to deliver. I have
Speaker 1: an update on how the plan is doing? And please
Speaker 1: where are the replicates? Are they work? Did we use?
Speaker 1: Is it funny? Weird way? Stephen? Do you do you
Speaker 1: want to take this one? Yeah? Sure, I'll take it. Yeah, Okay, Stephen,
Speaker 1: I'm listening. It's fun. The whole thing is fun. This
Speaker 1: is not what I want to hear, what I wanted
Speaker 1: to hear. I just got back from Sector three and ship.
Speaker 1: You're the fan, okay? Security cards dead, A body shaped
Speaker 1: hole in the two way near shattered through. I think
Speaker 1: two people escape. I mean I'm still here. Just for
Speaker 1: the record, I saw it happened. Was my husband he
Speaker 1: went to space. I stayed on Earth the whole time.
Speaker 1: I was here to help him get through this. He
Speaker 1: got me had one thing went to an I don't
Speaker 1: know what it hit God, I think she's a replicate.
Speaker 1: I'm not a rep I am not. I am not.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, that's not her face. That's not her face.
Speaker 1: Could go forever. So you saw a replicant around here? Yeah? Man,
Speaker 1: anything else, I'm gonna drop you off the side of
Speaker 1: this fucking building. If you don't tell me to man,
Speaker 1: let me go. Yeah, I mean, don't let me go
Speaker 1: while I'm hanging over the edge, but put me back
Speaker 1: on selid ground and then let me. I've been wanting
Speaker 1: a bite for here. I'm not a baby, lady. You're
Speaker 1: a baby, now, aren't you. Yes, I'm a baby. Good
Speaker 1: with me, little baby. What's your child's name? This is
Speaker 1: dookie beautiful. Yes, it's very large. Mommy, doesn't he I
Speaker 1: need to feed. I'm happy to oblige. Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk, milk.
Speaker 1: And around the corner, I'm making fudge. Welcome back to you,
Speaker 1: around the corner, I'm making fudge. Scene two comes us
Speaker 1: today from Mark, who wrote, Hello, Welcome. I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 1: I have been listening since episode one. Your show helps
Speaker 1: me get through my day at the office. Just today,
Speaker 1: always find myself having to turn my head to my
Speaker 1: wall to try to muffle my laugh laughing so I
Speaker 1: don't disturb my co workers. James Heeney, every time you
Speaker 1: say God damned in a scene, I lose it and
Speaker 1: have to face my wall. I always get a little
Speaker 1: bummed when you're not on an episode. Damn been, Pandrick. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I love you. I love your answers to Kevin's opening questions.
Speaker 1: Please elaborate more on them. One of my favorite TV show,
Speaker 1: Maybe you guys just wanted to go on a secret take.
Speaker 1: One of my favorite TV shows is a live program
Speaker 1: that follows police officers. My suggestion for a scene is
Speaker 1: one police officer when family and friends keep calling into
Speaker 1: his cell phone at the worst possible times. He takes
Speaker 1: the calls. He takes the calls, and somebody needs to
Speaker 1: go to Marcel mar associating and the viewers at home
Speaker 1: can hear all of his conversations. Keep up the amazing work.
Speaker 1: I look forward to you every every episode. Thanks for
Speaker 1: everything else. Just wait, what was the take away from that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: live live p D officer. Yeah, so getting a phone
Speaker 1: call from his family. Yeah, you know, all the there's
Speaker 1: there's these TV shows where there's body cams and on
Speaker 1: the car and you're just watching Live Police. Yeah and
Speaker 1: uh and this particular officers getting calls from family and
Speaker 1: friends while in the middle of doing his job, his
Speaker 1: or her uh taking calls. Um and we get we
Speaker 1: at the viewers at home and hear all of these conversations.
Speaker 1: Keep up the amazing work. I look forward to laughing
Speaker 1: with you every episode. Thanks for everything. Mark Dwyer from
Speaker 1: Elliott City, Maryland. We now return you to Live Police.
Speaker 1: Today we're following officer O'Malley from Santa Fe Doo Doomkum
Speaker 1: Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong
Speaker 1: Dong Dong Dong Dong. I'm giving it. Why you over, Well,
Speaker 1: it turns out you were are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Um,
Speaker 1: So I'm just GETNA means you to pass your registration
Speaker 1: and your license and your insurance. Do you want to
Speaker 1: take that? Uh? You start working on your part? Okay? Yeah? Alright? Hello,
Speaker 1: hey dad, you didn't pick me up at soccer practice?
Speaker 1: Is that today? It's every day? Every day? Oh? I knew,
Speaker 1: I knew that there was It's four o'clock alright or
Speaker 1: everybody's been gone for a half hour. Oh wow, here's
Speaker 1: my license. Well, thank you, thank you. Listen something, do
Speaker 1: you mind? What are you doing? What am I doing?
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just hold on one second's rest? Hold on? Okay,
Speaker 1: we're just gracious. How would you know that? Just taking
Speaker 1: a guess? Yeah, it is my son. Yeah, he's I
Speaker 1: left him at soccer practice again. Do you need me
Speaker 1: to go pick him up? Would you sure? Because I
Speaker 1: I gotta work for a photo. Well, hey, hold on
Speaker 1: one second, Hey, buddy sport. Yeah, I heard everything. I'm like,
Speaker 1: Oh I thought I had you muted. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. What I'm supposed to send a picture
Speaker 1: of myself? Some creep up. It's a longtime friend of mine.
Speaker 1: We go way back. What's his name? His name is Keith. Okay,
Speaker 1: so Keith is going to pick me up. Just send
Speaker 1: me a picture so he knows what you look like.
Speaker 1: You know what I look? Don't you know what I look?
Speaker 1: Of course I know what you look like. But described
Speaker 1: me to him? Okay, alright, let me put you on mute. Now. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's gonna be wearing a soccer uniform. Are you familiar
Speaker 1: with this? Yes? Yes, you should know that. Although he's
Speaker 1: on mute and can't speak, of course, he's still listening
Speaker 1: to Oh, okay, okay. And that's Officer O'Malley over there
Speaker 1: in the Chicago Diamond District. He's doing routine traffic stops
Speaker 1: over there. Looks like, wait, Luke, that was in Santa fe. Oh,
Speaker 1: my mistake. That is my mistake. That is my mistakes.
Speaker 1: It looks like there's some booger sugar and we're having
Speaker 1: a good time over here. And so we're going to
Speaker 1: the District of Columbia. What looks like they're doing a
Speaker 1: house raid. We're following Sergeant Tafter. Oh, this should be fun.
Speaker 1: Open up, it's Sergeant Tafter. Sergeant Tafter, DC Police. Fuck me,
Speaker 1: fuck you, fuck this is a house raid. Fuck we
Speaker 1: have a warrant for your arrest. Suck my butt, dude, dude,
Speaker 1: you gotta stop at that. Let me just open the
Speaker 1: door and let him in. Oh man, they're gonna shooters
Speaker 1: or take her ship. Okay, hold on, hold on a second. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: are you Are you satisfied with your cable company? Right now?
Speaker 1: What are you satisfied with the service? Sergeant Tafter at
Speaker 1: DC Police, I'm doing a house raid right now. This
Speaker 1: is this is Craig and I'm from Rising, and we've
Speaker 1: got a new kind of it's it's a higher speed
Speaker 1: than you think. Cable, the couple in your area, we
Speaker 1: got motherfuck? How many does you have to fuck to
Speaker 1: fuck you? I'm so sorry, Craig. Okay, thank you. Okay,
Speaker 1: look I I how fast do we talk? We're talking
Speaker 1: ten times speed of normal stuff? Ten times? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got another call. Okay, I'm gonna put you a mute. Hello.
Speaker 1: What was that about this morning? What was Why did
Speaker 1: you leave the house like that. I'm on a house raid.
Speaker 1: You're on a house it's my job. You have a
Speaker 1: house to keep up here. Okay, I'm at home. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why did you just walk out on that conversation? We
Speaker 1: weren't done something. I thought we were done. No, we
Speaker 1: weren't done because you have not forgiven my sister completely.
Speaker 1: I can tell you're holding onto something. Okay, Look as
Speaker 1: as your sister, he's staying with us, I'm not going
Speaker 1: to forgive her to stay here. You have to forget
Speaker 1: let me talk to don't put Denise. I'm okay, here
Speaker 1: you go, Denise. Hello, David, Hello, Denise. Listen. I know
Speaker 1: you think that the bathroom is only for you, but
Speaker 1: sometimes I gotta be in there. Okay, but I look,
Speaker 1: I have an important job, all right. You gotta get
Speaker 1: up at the morning and here you do not brush
Speaker 1: her off. No one can use the back. I'm not
Speaker 1: brushing her off. Okay, what bathroom in this house? Okay?
Speaker 1: You've gone on one job interview in one month of
Speaker 1: living with us. Okay, what could you possibly need to
Speaker 1: get ready for it? Don't change the subject. You're so
Speaker 1: successful you have a house with one bathroom. Okay, hold
Speaker 1: on a second. Alright, I've got something more important to
Speaker 1: deal with. Craig. Are you there, I'm still here. I
Speaker 1: I'm Are you interested in switching over? We'll pay the
Speaker 1: fees for the switch. I don't want just faster internet.
Speaker 1: I want cable. I want cable. I want a landline
Speaker 1: as well. Do you have some sort of three and
Speaker 1: one pack? Alright? Well, that was Sergeant Jack there right there,
Speaker 1: and hopefully he gets that deal done and we can, uh,
Speaker 1: we can. You know what's funny about the word deal?
Speaker 1: You use it in cards almost every day. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go to Florida. Let's go to Florida. Please have
Speaker 1: police Dabby Roger. Can I see you guys in my office? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm Roger. Yeah that's correct. Uh you guys. I've just
Speaker 1: been going over some of the edits and is it hot?
Speaker 1: Come open the window, Come up in the window. There's
Speaker 1: air conditioning and it's blow. Just wear a bathing suit
Speaker 1: to work like I do. Steve. I'm gonna say a
Speaker 1: word to you, and I don't want you to win. Roger, Roger, Roger,
Speaker 1: it's rehab, Roger. Is that you you copy what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Is that what you mean by you're peting Rodger? Okay,
Speaker 1: we have I think Steve has a problem too, right,
Speaker 1: so we've got I think Steve has a problem too.
Speaker 1: And you know what, I can say that with the
Speaker 1: confidence on this side, I don't have a problem, but
Speaker 1: I can see them in other people. Yeah, another season, Sorry, Steve,
Speaker 1: we are doing another season. It's great. It's gonna go
Speaker 1: and I'm ready to go right now. You're going to rehab.
Speaker 1: You're doing coke on air and drop an F bombs
Speaker 1: like a sailor who gives a ship hu And all
Speaker 1: I have is a little alcohol, So I hope think
Speaker 1: that's a bad look. We do show about cops, all right,
Speaker 1: we can do whatever we want on the show. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's not how it works. Coming on, you tasted. I
Speaker 1: can keep steering the ship, keep renting money. Month, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pay you in cocaine. Okay, next month you get
Speaker 1: back from rehab, I'm gonna pay you with a check.
Speaker 1: I want you to go to a bank and take
Speaker 1: that check with you have cocaine there. Maybe that's but
Speaker 1: that's the rehab is supposed to change up the point
Speaker 1: you guys freezing there now when we do live PD,
Speaker 1: we know who the funk you are. We were listening
Speaker 1: to your thing. We're the Pots studio. I'm tripping out.
Speaker 1: I'm tping the officer. It's called the random number. Hello,
Speaker 1: who is this. It's Grandpa Joe. It's Grandpa Joe. Listen.
Speaker 1: I don't have a Grandpa Joe. But I'm I'm I'm
Speaker 1: an alien. No alien, I'm an alien. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Hold on, guys, I've made contact Holy ship. Alright, so listen,
Speaker 1: this is a this is a private line, and you've
Speaker 1: pretty much gotten to the leader of the people humans.
Speaker 1: I'm a human leader. Yeah yeah, yeah, good good need
Speaker 1: Oh I got another call. Do not hang up. Okay,
Speaker 1: Hello dad, it's me. That creepy guys put me up
Speaker 1: and he kidnapped me. Know what's he want? What's he want?
Speaker 1: What do you want? Tell me it's I want ten dollars.
Speaker 1: He was ten dollars. That's reasonable. That's totally reasonable. Okay,
Speaker 1: tell him I'll venmo whim if he lets you out.
Speaker 1: I don't know how I'm gonna get him to cash.
Speaker 1: I want it in quarters. He wants it in quarters,
Speaker 1: So that's just a roll of quarters. That's easy. Okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, I'm gonna put you on mute alien and
Speaker 1: that we can just figure out to wait to alien. Hello, Yes,
Speaker 1: what kind of technology do you have for WI your transfers?
Speaker 1: Your dad thinks she's talking to an alien? Wait, how
Speaker 1: do you say? Apple? Apple? Apple? Steve stupid? I'm sorry
Speaker 1: to sound up. We gotta get okay, okay, okay, look
Speaker 1: at me, Steve, at me. See We've done a lot
Speaker 1: of crazy things, and this is gonna be the craziest
Speaker 1: one yet. We're going to convince those policemen to get
Speaker 1: out of No. What do we do? Help me? Crazy
Speaker 1: that we're gonna be the same body that we can
Speaker 1: show your arms. You could join your dreaming Steve, You've
Speaker 1: always been a please. Ah I love on. The scene
Speaker 1: ends and everyone just looks at each other like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's it. I don't think we should do anymore.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't be watching Top Top. Our final scene of
Speaker 1: the day comes to us from Barbara wrote, Hello, welcome this.
Speaker 1: I listened to the show while responding to emails at work.
Speaker 1: I frequently have to stop and reread the emails because
Speaker 1: the show is way more interesting. That's a compliment, right,
Speaker 1: is more than an email. Emails can be fascinating, right,
Speaker 1: burn to those emails before we're joining further. I just
Speaker 1: want to step out of us for a second, and
Speaker 1: asked James a question. That's all this is not in
Speaker 1: the email. Um, you understand how mute works. Right, When
Speaker 1: I put somebody on and they can hear you, you
Speaker 1: can't hear them. Okay, I guess you're right. I guess
Speaker 1: you're right. I mean it's possibly you've got a different
Speaker 1: phone point, but if you knew your phone, they can't
Speaker 1: hear you. Right, mute, you can't hear me. That's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. You don't like never before We're going to
Speaker 1: get to the bottom of this one, damn it. My
Speaker 1: suggestion for the crew is a standard office bullpen full
Speaker 1: of common coworkers. The guy who brings fish for lunch,
Speaker 1: the person who the person who hums or sings along
Speaker 1: with the music on their headphones, the person who insists
Speaker 1: on tapping, tapping, all caps tapping. I'm sure the team
Speaker 1: has better ideas. The night I love the show, Barbara
Speaker 1: who microwaved fesshion this in this Michael shunk up the
Speaker 1: whole room. Yeah, that's me. That's disgusting everybody face. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I gotta heat up my fish. It smells like
Speaker 1: stinking smells like fish. It smells terrible. Lack knack. Let's say,
Speaker 1: who's there, Linda, Linda, No, it's just me joke. That's
Speaker 1: a funny way to enter a room. It's not a
Speaker 1: funny way. You're supposed to have a good joke of Okay,
Speaker 1: Well here's a joke. Okay, which one you ate? My
Speaker 1: YEO play? Yeah, answer her that I had a yo
Speaker 1: play right here that said Linda on it cherry on
Speaker 1: the bottom. It says Linda on the bottom. No, there
Speaker 1: was cherry on the bottom. It was yo play cherry
Speaker 1: on the black bottom, said Linda. I wrote it on
Speaker 1: the front and sharpie and on the top on the foil.
Speaker 1: I had no idea. I didn't. I thought that you
Speaker 1: are what. You're a joke, your stupid, You're stuck in
Speaker 1: your beard. This is just great. This is just you
Speaker 1: know what. I'm gonna go back to my office hungry, okay,
Speaker 1: and pissed. Good job, don I don't think came in
Speaker 1: here because the smelly fish. And look what happened here.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you something. I just got a new
Speaker 1: cell phone. Um, when I hit mute on my cell phone,
Speaker 1: that means no one can hear me. Right, you hit mute?
Speaker 1: It's isn't the picture of the microphone? Let me see
Speaker 1: your phone really quick? Yeah, so let me see mute.
Speaker 1: But if oh my god, I didn't mean to open
Speaker 1: these pictures up. What are you doing in this picture?
Speaker 1: I'm skiing, yeah, but naked, so it's weird, like it's
Speaker 1: a big leg. This is inappropriate. I don't want to
Speaker 1: seek your phone. Hey, Sean, yes, yeah, check this out.
Speaker 1: I got all these sex scenes. It's all those famous movies.
Speaker 1: I'm a computer. You wanna sex scenes from famous movies
Speaker 1: you want to watch them like Desperate Auto, and I
Speaker 1: haven't seen desperad what's the famous sex scene that's some
Speaker 1: high agen an Tony manderis just okay, you know I
Speaker 1: don't want to see that. I've got to I've got
Speaker 1: to write greeting cards. Okay, okay, I gotta do what
Speaker 1: I'm here to do. Guys, I interrupt, Why do you
Speaker 1: think someone wants to hear when their pet has passed
Speaker 1: or just got in the turcky diagnosis? A turkey diagnosis, No,
Speaker 1: turkey diagnosis, tricky diagnosis. I don't know, that's very specific. No,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to pitch some of the stuff I was
Speaker 1: thinking sorry about, but you know why you were getting
Speaker 1: into how about this? This might hurt to gobble, but
Speaker 1: we can do. There's a lot, a lot of pets parkins.
Speaker 1: I eccellently did look into that, but I'm my good pet. Well,
Speaker 1: maybe there's a magician in a hat and a cane
Speaker 1: and it says, sorry, you got a tricky diagnos this. Oh,
Speaker 1: you know what you can do. Magicians do tricks. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got the magician where the rabbitness ends? And maybe
Speaker 1: you should get next time. It's a turkey intid of rebbic. No,
Speaker 1: it's not a turkey. What's that? What's that? Antonio? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm watching the sex. Can't watch that? I mean you say,
Speaker 1: of course, I can't even basically except for that they're grinding. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's ready G for grinding. That's a good card. Your
Speaker 1: birthday is ready G for grinds. Like, let me fast
Speaker 1: forward to the there's a stripper coming out the fight
Speaker 1: You know, I got a whole bunch of I got
Speaker 1: all the sex scenes. Kee up, so I got this
Speaker 1: one from fight Club? Oh god, yeah, is that Helena
Speaker 1: Bottom Carter sex? It's crazy sex. I got all the
Speaker 1: sex scenes ta tanic you name it was the way
Speaker 1: nipple looks in that film? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got all the nipples. Okay, this is not appropriate for
Speaker 1: an office We all funny about Phil. It's make believe,
Speaker 1: but it's also real. I don't know what our nipples looking. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got one. I got one. If it's too much
Speaker 1: of a gobble and you've got a hobble, hey, just
Speaker 1: feel better. That's good, right, that's not good at all, Karen,
Speaker 1: uh Hi, I got your card, and um I was
Speaker 1: just found a little confusing well, you know what, you're
Speaker 1: going to appreciate the gesture. You're welcome, But I don't hobble,
Speaker 1: and um, I don't understand the use of the word gobble. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well Daniel, Um, first, I thank you for approaching me
Speaker 1: and telling me how you felt. Right. Well, you've got
Speaker 1: a slightly larger cubicle than I do, so I want
Speaker 1: always come by. I'd rather spend time here than my own.
Speaker 1: But in this case I came with questions, specifically about
Speaker 1: the card you gave me. Well, again, thank you, I
Speaker 1: hear you. I appreciate you. Thank you for coming over.
Speaker 1: You feel safe right now? Am I had a good
Speaker 1: distance for sure? Yes? And the hobble and gobble? Do
Speaker 1: you hobble? Is my hand too close? Now? It's the
Speaker 1: same distance you've just you haven't moved it. Um, you
Speaker 1: do hobble and you do have a gobble. So if
Speaker 1: I was, are you okay, Daniel, Daniel, wake up, Daniel,
Speaker 1: wake up? Daniel? Oh my god? What then, Daniel Daniel Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm taking him to jail. I'm taking him to jail,
Speaker 1: citizen arrested as your co worker. I saw what happened.
Speaker 1: I saw that I'm taking you to jail. You're taking
Speaker 1: me to jail. Honey. Look I got cuffs. I got
Speaker 1: who cooked the fish in the toilet? I have cooked
Speaker 1: the fish in the goddamn toilet. That's disgusting, man, this
Speaker 1: is a communal toilet. Gave me cooking fish in here.
Speaker 1: I didn't cook the fish. You left it in there.
Speaker 1: That was Ali and he dropped it in there. I
Speaker 1: was just try it up a little. God damn it,
Speaker 1: my teeth are soft. Give a goddamn about your teeth?
Speaker 1: Is a communal sharing Well, I thought better of it
Speaker 1: and I left the tire. Goddamn it. To that sucks
Speaker 1: rather the toilet smell like him ship or wine? Right?
Speaker 1: You are you gonna make some toilet wine? I was
Speaker 1: gonna right, and you got some fish in there? I
Speaker 1: will put I don't put a little bit of fist
Speaker 1: to say what what happen? If I s around? Happened?
Speaker 1: My ninjas broke them right, So I thought it might
Speaker 1: if I'll swar it a on the toilet, and it
Speaker 1: was blended, but it got really wet. I think you
Speaker 1: won't you believe you had a ninja on the outside.
Speaker 1: Ain't no way you could afford a god damn ninja.
Speaker 1: I got given a ninja by my niece. There's only
Speaker 1: one way to smuggle a ninja in here, and you
Speaker 1: don't want to do They don't No, hell no, I
Speaker 1: don't have a ninja. Has a ninja and now it's
Speaker 1: in the toilet. Ninja was confiscrated, right, so I'm trying
Speaker 1: to use the toilet because Ninja taught me to complain
Speaker 1: things with a circular. I'm saying, we've got a new
Speaker 1: person here. He's fresh guy. He might have narcolepsy. He
Speaker 1: fell asleep and that's how he ended up in here,
Speaker 1: So say that's illegally. I was in an office, man,
Speaker 1: and I was being respectful with a distance with my hand.
Speaker 1: Just the hell up, man, you're dealing with murderous killers
Speaker 1: and people that kill. Or do you feel safe? It
Speaker 1: is my hand too close and hadn't moved from when
Speaker 1: it when it started. I think he's dozing off. Wake up, up, prison, Justine.
Speaker 1: Let's give him a prison. Stole swirling, Okay, I gotta
Speaker 1: I gotta walk away, Guys, I can't watch this. I
Speaker 1: can't watch short. Sorry, I gotta lock it up. It
Speaker 1: looks like there's a some commotion going down cellblock three. No,
Speaker 1: I think it looks like there's some commotion. They're putting
Speaker 1: that guy in the toilet. I've been taking this improv class,
Speaker 1: and I'm just looking at everything as material. Everything is material.
Speaker 1: Wants coffee? Wait? Did you say poison coffy and coffee?
Speaker 1: Nothing but boys, that's a character. I tried an improp
Speaker 1: She fancy, I can definitely a crumpet. A crumpet, by
Speaker 1: the way, is anybody I think it's like a Scones neighbor.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know it's going to jas
Speaker 1: a crumpet. Yeah, I think so, I think so. What
Speaker 1: kind of coffee do we have today? Poison coffee drinking? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a strange way to drink coffee. Yes, And what
Speaker 1: do you want to me? Are you guys? Aren't you
Speaker 1: guys supposed to be wanting security? What's going on? There's
Speaker 1: a prison riot going up? Are you seriously wake up?
Speaker 1: Wake How long? We we just had some coffee and
Speaker 1: past down the coffee that's not supposed to have a
Speaker 1: coffee supposed to wake up? Where's Chloe? Where is Chloe
Speaker 1: the coffee lady? All right, I'm busting all of you out, Yes,
Speaker 1: all of you, let's go. I have the keys. I
Speaker 1: work here, so we're blowing out the back or what's
Speaker 1: going on right out the front? Why are you doing that?
Speaker 1: Because this prison system in this country is fucked because
Speaker 1: it's privatized. Yes, because it's privatized. Go on, go on.
Speaker 1: Are you gonna come with us where you have only blenders? Yes? Yes,
Speaker 1: there's ninjas wherever you want to go here, dying thing,
Speaker 1: you're gonna get one, promoter. Let me pull out your
Speaker 1: face because I've been trying to pull it out everyone.
Speaker 1: You you son of a bitch. You're staying here? Why
Speaker 1: because my hands comes? No? Not you? You wait a second, now,
Speaker 1: are you sure you want to let all of us out?
Speaker 1: That guy office? That guy, my hands right here, you creep.
Speaker 1: You're not letting me out now? You should steak weird.
Speaker 1: You're weird man. You deserve to be where you are.
Speaker 1: It's weird if I put my hand right here though,
Speaker 1: from where you haven't moved your hand. I used to
Speaker 1: work at that same greeting card company earlier this week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had murdered. Well, we gotta go, all right, Thank
Speaker 1: you for coming over to greeting cards, greeting cards, greeting cards.
Speaker 1: Uh and starting work day. This does not count as
Speaker 1: a lunch break. And um, yes a question? Yes, is
Speaker 1: it true we're meeting to moving the whole company to
Speaker 1: the greeting cards district? Yes? Uh, Cuco Knives have integrated
Speaker 1: us into their bigger projects. Were part of the family.
Speaker 1: Now we are. They had just bought us, they're going
Speaker 1: public and they're developing spacecraft, so they need Is there
Speaker 1: gonna be redundancy issues? Are we all keeping our jobs?
Speaker 1: These questions will all be answered in your separate packages. Okay,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, what were you severing? Everything will be answered
Speaker 1: in your severance package. Happening all right? Now, Look, everyone
Speaker 1: here has a fantastic job. But from you know, the
Speaker 1: right just started my girl's night outline. Let's hear the
Speaker 1: first is that affect Let's do this chardonnay? There you
Speaker 1: go with that level of let's do this, and then so,
Speaker 1: let's do this, Let's do this, and then negative is
Speaker 1: that picture of a horse chugging wine? Look, I I
Speaker 1: wish when you want to go on a rodeo theme
Speaker 1: bridal shower. I think everyone will be happy with the
Speaker 1: packages that we have. Are you happy with yours? I
Speaker 1: am working with cut. I want to go back to you, Dan.
Speaker 1: You you haven't even seen the card and you're brushing
Speaker 1: it off like it's a stupid idea. Because there's a
Speaker 1: horse saying no, chardonnay nay, let's do this. It's for
Speaker 1: a girl's bachelorette weaken on a rodeo farm kind of
Speaker 1: a thing. It made sense. It wasn't stupid for dancing.
Speaker 1: That says watch me. All right, let's just okay, let's stop.
Speaker 1: We're not spitballing anymore. Okay, okay, this company's being absorbed
Speaker 1: in the cut code nine. We've got to finish this campaign.
Speaker 1: What if what if the name names were musical notes,
Speaker 1: just name work. Either one's with chardonnay. This is also
Speaker 1: it doesn't have to end with chardonnay either. That was
Speaker 1: just where I landed with it, but it could be.
Speaker 1: Um mohito, No you didn't. You can't break this team up.
Speaker 1: We're so good to gether are in Australian bed Peano
Speaker 1: nar that's funny, right, okay, that's good. In the wheelbarrow
Speaker 1: is everyone's everyone's package. Wheel barrow. You could just pick
Speaker 1: up one of the manilla folders. It's all the same
Speaker 1: names on them. Our turkey cards are just rolling out
Speaker 1: next week. Yes, those were keeping. Those circuit cards are fantastic.
Speaker 1: Can I go back up to my cubicle and get
Speaker 1: the pictures of my family? No? Every time I get
Speaker 1: to keep my I p Can I take girls night
Speaker 1: out elsewhere? No? You said it inside the building, so
Speaker 1: that's ours. I'm sorry. We appreciate everyone's work and your time.
Speaker 1: When you say we appreciate every ones were who are
Speaker 1: you representing, Mr Kuko? I don't think so. Why don't
Speaker 1: we go to office? Right? Hold on? Hello? What brings
Speaker 1: you here? First of all, I love your cat? Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's not a cat, by the way, what is it?
Speaker 1: It's a replicant? Oh that's right. What's the replican's name? What?
Speaker 1: What bothers you name it? Good point? Okay, tell me this.
Speaker 1: There's a beautiful there's a card and it's got a
Speaker 1: waif with high heels on and a swinging little ponytail,
Speaker 1: and it's incursive and and it says, um, oh you're
Speaker 1: my more teeny tiny girlfriend. So you want to stop me? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't get I don't get the card. First of all,
Speaker 1: you have to see the image. Second of all, greeting
Speaker 1: cards are a dying business. I'm in two things, knives
Speaker 1: and space. All right, we're moving your office to the
Speaker 1: greeting card district. But how are you going to everyone
Speaker 1: into the greeting card game? Yeah? Look, did Joel not
Speaker 1: bring a wheelbarrel full of severance packages into the bullpen? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 1: Was that Joel that we killed? Did you kill him?
Speaker 1: He didn't give us a choice? Any meany miney Martini? See, Okay,
Speaker 1: there's there's no off switch in the office. Look, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. You clearly are creative, creative and artists,
Speaker 1: and you want to keep your intellectual property for you.
Speaker 1: So what if we killed you? And then wait wait wait, no, no,
Speaker 1: and he let me know the whole thing out finish.
Speaker 1: I don't want hear the what if we killed you? Okay,
Speaker 1: bear with me there. Maybe I'll put that part at
Speaker 1: the end. Okay, okay, Um, what if what if your
Speaker 1: brains were still with the company? Okay, stayed with the
Speaker 1: company in perpetuity throughout the years. That sounds really good
Speaker 1: because I just love I can't stop. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: a creator. I want to make people happy. I want
Speaker 1: to give the words to people that they give to
Speaker 1: other people. Yes, so we'll transfer you, will transfer your
Speaker 1: consciousness into a server. What where does our body go?
Speaker 1: Where does your body? We're going to kill you and
Speaker 1: then we're going to No. Yeah, no that doesn't feel Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll take that. Oh this is fun. Thirteen thirteen. Put
Speaker 1: on this. It's you have to see the picture. I
Speaker 1: have it on my phone. Um it's a was skiing.
Speaker 1: Um so it's um, it's a Jewish boy and he's
Speaker 1: he's wearing all the things and it's like, thirteen thirteen.
Speaker 1: Put on this because teams love to accessorize, and it's like,
Speaker 1: put on this, don't look I am cut if I may.
Speaker 1: What goes in that card also as a check and
Speaker 1: that's truly all the kid's going to see anyway. And
Speaker 1: on the inside it says I love you this much
Speaker 1: and it has a dollar sign, so you write them amount, okay, knives, space, robots.
Speaker 1: I'm also going to throw any other thing that interested
Speaker 1: and greeting cards I don't know, But how are you
Speaker 1: going to let people know about the company of yours
Speaker 1: if not to send out greeting cards? Muestion. Okay again,
Speaker 1: Like you two are so creative, right, I think we
Speaker 1: should kill you and then transfer your consciousness. I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I'll do it. You can have my my brain. Oh
Speaker 1: you don't want to come on, I'll do it. Honestly.
Speaker 1: If you wanted one that's not the one to talk,
Speaker 1: I'll sign up. It's so good. Pay though, it's very good.
Speaker 1: Pay yes, and then your consciousness will be in a
Speaker 1: replicant and you'll live for I don't want to make
Speaker 1: this weird, but did you see the Turkey series? He did?
Speaker 1: It was pretty good. It was good. Trust me, I'm
Speaker 1: worth it worth and Mr kurk, Mr Koko. We're losing
Speaker 1: the battle right now, all the all the replicants, they
Speaker 1: seem to be just making these strange puns. That doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense. They're not fighting fight. Would they do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It must be it must be whatever
Speaker 1: the AI is. I'm not sure it was integrated into
Speaker 1: the systems. I thought they were getting smarter. Let me
Speaker 1: see here, okay, Tim Burger from greeting cards, greeting cards,
Speaker 1: greeting cards, that's that's the mind that's inside all these AI. Yes,
Speaker 1: that that's not a military mind, sir, that's it seems
Speaker 1: to be a I made a deal with Tim Burger.
Speaker 1: He you know, he volunteered to be killed and have
Speaker 1: his consciousness uploaded. And so yeah, okay, so we'll roll
Speaker 1: with it. We'll just roll. We're going to roll with
Speaker 1: the god. If any of these replicans make it to Earth,
Speaker 1: they will kill everyone. Do you understand. I'd like to
Speaker 1: welcome all the replicants now to the planet Earth. Let's
Speaker 1: start with you, sir. Did you have any questions? I
Speaker 1: have no questions. I'm ready to be here. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me out onto the planet. What would you do your
Speaker 1: first day on Oh? Gosh, who said that? Nobody? I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry for your loss. There are no words at
Speaker 1: a time like this. Oh well, that's a lovely sentiment.
Speaker 1: I mean, people are dying every day on Earth. This
Speaker 1: all look at my butt? Huh. Okay, let us out. Um,
Speaker 1: before we let you out, we just had a couple
Speaker 1: of questions. Birth day more like girth day. Oh you're fat?
Speaker 1: Oh oh, this is great. You guys know the whereabouts
Speaker 1: of Mr cut g Oh I've never heard of him.
Speaker 1: Well we have, and we need to know his whereabouts.
Speaker 1: And then we can release you onto the planet. I
Speaker 1: don't know. We just need one of you to cough
Speaker 1: up the information and we can get on. You're allowed
Speaker 1: to do all the killing you want. We just need
Speaker 1: to know where. Happy Thanksgiving to the whole family. Thank you.
Speaker 1: That's very sweet. Speaking of thanks, I'm going to thank
Speaker 1: you in advance for the information of Warmester cut going.
Speaker 1: If you open up this card, I think you'll find
Speaker 1: ten bucks in it. Oh oh, there's not ten dollars
Speaker 1: in it. There's there's just what's the sound of the bucks?
Speaker 1: Their wookie bucks. Well, that's our show for today. Let's
Speaker 1: thank all of our start this. James Heney, Jimmy Jacko,
Speaker 1: working folks, Trump find you on you web. They can
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Speaker 1: also Orange Ducks Improv for shows. Is there a specific
Speaker 1: reason why the tux is orange? Um? It's the improv
Speaker 1: group that is me and Carl is named after our
Speaker 1: two deceased cats. One of whom was a tabby, and
Speaker 1: one of whom was a tuxedo cat. I always thought
Speaker 1: it was a prison reference. Uh no, my mistake. Wow,
Speaker 1: I'm really glad. I let's put you into an orange tuxedo. No,
Speaker 1: that makes that makes perfect sense, James, let's talk out
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