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Speaker 1: That's I'm your host, Kevin poll Guess that Kevin Bob
Speaker 1: was that well from what you've told me. If Richard
Speaker 1: Marks sang about it in the eighties, I'm sure you
Speaker 1: didn't mean to break his heart exactly the way he
Speaker 1: described it. But I digress. Let's meet our alchemists, shall we?
Speaker 1: In no particular order? Say hello? But I have to
Speaker 1: raggling veniche then? Or do you have a favorite Richard
Speaker 1: Mark's song? Excellent? Next up? Nothing says walk waking up
Speaker 1: like some sweet heeny in your cup. It's James Hene
Speaker 1: Jimmy jingle most of the way. What would you like
Speaker 1: Richard Marks to know about you? Well, I would like
Speaker 1: Richard Marks to know that I am a really big
Speaker 1: fan of learning about new people. And is he one
Speaker 1: of the Marks brothers of the market would be? Okay,
Speaker 1: So he's still alive if he were in fact related
Speaker 1: to them. Yeah. No, he's unbelievably famous singer songwriter. Oh
Speaker 1: I love his music? Yeah? You you know? No, I
Speaker 1: don't know his music. I can it? Is it relevant now? Music? Oh? Man? Well,
Speaker 1: he just did a magical show at a trouper door
Speaker 1: here in Los Angeles. So he's alive. Okay, Richard Marks,
Speaker 1: Just like Sport, he needs reviews. If you can review
Speaker 1: Richard Mark, I mean, I think, in all fairness I
Speaker 1: have to listen to his music first. I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: I won't leave a review for him if it's it
Speaker 1: says here he's a big fan of yours. Room for
Speaker 1: laughter because Craig Atkowski is here to fill your cup. Coco.
Speaker 1: Please complete the following lyric from the Richard Marks song
Speaker 1: Don't Mean Nothing, Don't Mean Nothing A rapper part of
Speaker 1: the lyrics. So complete this lyric if please. The director
Speaker 1: smiles as you walk in the door. He says, I
Speaker 1: love you work, babe, but you're just like a whore. Marks,
Speaker 1: I believe not what we're looking for. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And last, but not quite the least, it's Joey Greer
Speaker 1: another cup of joe Please. If you were to meet
Speaker 1: Richard Marks in the next hour, what would you say?
Speaker 1: For real? Can you please get my car? Get in
Speaker 1: your car? Can you get my car? My Sky has
Speaker 1: platinum album. You overestimated our collective affinity. I think Gang
Speaker 1: is gonna love this one. I just needed everyone to
Speaker 1: know the lack of affinity is a who's into the
Speaker 1: Richard Marks like myself. He was very big in the
Speaker 1: eighties and nineties. All right, let's get to a first
Speaker 1: scene night give a ship all thank you. I should
Speaker 1: first mention that we really need you. You talking to you,
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Speaker 1: fact written a review. Joey, why don't you write one
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Speaker 1: love you too? Thanks all of you. Sure, Look, we're
Speaker 1: not opening the gate yet. Okay, we opened the gate
Speaker 1: at seven o'clock. Dash needs to get in there. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: Dash is gonna have to wait. Can't wait, can't wait. Look,
Speaker 1: it's about three minutes. You're a kid in yet. I
Speaker 1: don't have a kid, and you don't know what it's like.
Speaker 1: And Dashiell needs to get in there. I understand. All
Speaker 1: the kids need to get into school. I want them
Speaker 1: to be in set over. The gates aren't open until seven,
Speaker 1: all right, I just want to learn, sir. All right,
Speaker 1: this is this Nashville. Okay, So how did you get
Speaker 1: behind the gate? Yeah, here's a question. Why is there
Speaker 1: a gate? Oh? The gates there to protect the kids
Speaker 1: and protect us as well. I guess we just want
Speaker 1: to make sure the purity perimeter around the elementary school. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it's four minutes still the gate opens, let me in.
Speaker 1: Look just what it'll be seven o'clock and will open
Speaker 1: the gate. So you need to know your name, mr.
Speaker 1: My name is Logan Logan Logan all right, is that
Speaker 1: with a P in the middle? Yes? And what's the
Speaker 1: last name? Further? Logan Logan Further? Well, I'm locking that
Speaker 1: one down to stop. Stop, stop. My daughter's gonna get
Speaker 1: in there and uh and start warming up her voice. Okay, look,
Speaker 1: the gate's gonna be open at seven and then she
Speaker 1: can warm up out there, you know. No, she's got
Speaker 1: to get in the auditorium where the acoustics are good
Speaker 1: so you can start warming up her voice. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this person. I want my
Speaker 1: son in there, but not for that reason. But you
Speaker 1: can't allow anyone else to practice for the pageant in
Speaker 1: the auditorium before a group practice. We've signed up. No,
Speaker 1: it's unfair. It's unfair. The group gets in there. No individuals.
Speaker 1: We've signed up from seven to seven or four? You haven't, Yes,
Speaker 1: we have. Oh, well, i's coming from you. I got
Speaker 1: a secret way into the school. What do you it's
Speaker 1: follow me. It's around the back the gate, and the
Speaker 1: gate doesn't go all the way around the perimeter. Here.
Speaker 1: Get your kids and keep it low. We don't want
Speaker 1: to find out about this. Who are you? Why do
Speaker 1: you dressed like a pirate? My name is John John,
Speaker 1: but you can call me Captain John, all right, and
Speaker 1: I just follow me, but keep it low. Captain John
Speaker 1: is like two more minutes, got to be quieting to
Speaker 1: open the gate. Yeah, but if I show you this
Speaker 1: opening in the gate, then tomorrow you don't have to
Speaker 1: waste We're just gonna follow Captain Johnny showing us a
Speaker 1: secret injury. Stop. Look at the gate's gonna be open
Speaker 1: in two minutes. Okay, um, logan, I believe it was logan.
Speaker 1: Captain John is trying to lead us to a hole
Speaker 1: in the gate. Captain John the imaginary character that's created
Speaker 1: by the collective mind of the school. You're telling me
Speaker 1: it's gonna show you a secret, and he's a mascot.
Speaker 1: The kids voted on Captain John. Are you seriously? This
Speaker 1: isn't that real? He is? We just saw him and
Speaker 1: just invited us to follow him around in the back. Look,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna pull my leg, make sure it comes off. Okay,
Speaker 1: you got two minutes until the gate opens up. You
Speaker 1: can't still be two minutes. Yeah, it's two minutes, but
Speaker 1: two Ask where did he go? Where did he go?
Speaker 1: Where did we all saw him? Right? I patch hook?
Speaker 1: Can ye smell? The hook was a hook? Hands? Where
Speaker 1: his hand? You know what I meant? Captain hook style?
Speaker 1: Captain hooks breakfast hot dogs, breakfast hot dogs. You guys
Speaker 1: might be out here for a while. Some No, we're
Speaker 1: going to get in two minutes. Two minutes. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got it. Needs to get in because he wants
Speaker 1: to see his desk. Okay, this desk. I want a
Speaker 1: little breakfast hot No, we don't eat dogs. Yeah. Do
Speaker 1: you have any vegan dogs? Yeah? We do. Okay, gluten
Speaker 1: free bread, yes, gluten free bread. But the dog vegan?
Speaker 1: I mean, is the dog gluten frese? Is the dog
Speaker 1: gluten free? There's bread and the dog. There's bread in
Speaker 1: the dog. Okay, no, no, thank you, all um. And
Speaker 1: they have uh, they have eggs on them as well.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can crack a couple on there on
Speaker 1: their ros hell. I don't have to cook him at all.
Speaker 1: Has anyone seen Dashell? Has anyone seen Sequoia? No? No,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know anyway. I gotta get out
Speaker 1: of here. There you go. Wait, okay, guys, I'm missing Dashall's.
Speaker 1: I saw Captain John and they're saying he doesn't exist. Guys,
Speaker 1: I can't find my parents. Who are you? Got tossed
Speaker 1: over the fence? Who are are you? My name is Bobby,
Speaker 1: name is that I'm a little boy. Have you seen Dashell?
Speaker 1: Have you seen Sequoia? She probably tried to yell out,
Speaker 1: but she's on vocal rest. They don't treat me very nice.
Speaker 1: I don't know them very well. Your kids are bullies.
Speaker 1: No wears French braids. Yeah I know. Oh now I
Speaker 1: remember Dashell. Not a nice kid. Okay, Bobby, I'm glad
Speaker 1: you're on that side of the fence and I'm on
Speaker 1: this side because if if this fence wasn't there, you
Speaker 1: would be got back on. Come here. This is fucking nuts.
Speaker 1: This line to get into the school's crazy law. Why
Speaker 1: do we do this every day? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know which to the country. Please? Can you stop
Speaker 1: fighting with me when he's in there? Every single day?
Speaker 1: We wait, we wait out. It's okay. I just leave
Speaker 1: it there to protect you. I don't want to go
Speaker 1: to the country. There's animals. Don't talk down to him
Speaker 1: like that of every animal. Honey, what do you what
Speaker 1: do you mean I'm talking to Don you talk to
Speaker 1: him like an adult? Are you talk to him like adult?
Speaker 1: Leave the fucking seatbelt on? Is that adult? O? No? Maybe,
Speaker 1: don't yell maybe that's not what talking to an adult means.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like you would know. You have no idea
Speaker 1: how to talk to adult. Excuse me, your cursing so
Speaker 1: loud that my family can hear it, and uh, I
Speaker 1: don't really want my kids to hear the up in
Speaker 1: your car. I don't know if that's okay. I think
Speaker 1: it would probably be in appropriate. I don't know. He
Speaker 1: let us handle this, gentleman, Okay, pal, I'm starting right now.
Speaker 1: They're watching Pokemon. Sir, sir, can you do us a
Speaker 1: favor When you get a second, can you sit down
Speaker 1: to a big steamy bowl of fuck? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: did you just say, get the hell away from the car,
Speaker 1: get the funk out of Okay? Okay, Ca'm walking away
Speaker 1: working Jesus. Unbelievable. It's insane. It's in Pokemon, that fucking minivan.
Speaker 1: I know, honey. So are you really the captain John?
Speaker 1: That's on all of our T shirts? Yeah, I'm the
Speaker 1: Captain John. I am the captain. Now follow me. I
Speaker 1: become a captain. It became a captain because there was
Speaker 1: a vote. Have you heard of democracy? Yeah? You didn't
Speaker 1: kiss their ranks. We all voted for a mascot. It
Speaker 1: was a choice between a crocodile, a unicorn, and a pirate,
Speaker 1: and that's me. I'm the captain, now right, what are
Speaker 1: you captain? I'm the cap to this school. Follow me.
Speaker 1: Kit's you guys wanted to get the unicorn. You voted
Speaker 1: for the unicorn. It's not even a real thing. Unicorns
Speaker 1: are fake. I voted for the crocodile. That's a good choice.
Speaker 1: But I think that I'm the better one. I've got
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a human. Alright, This this right here,
Speaker 1: this is actually a door. It looks like I can't
Speaker 1: play piano very well, but you can play a little. Okay,
Speaker 1: we play one handed. Will you call it a hook
Speaker 1: hand or just a hook? I call it a hook?
Speaker 1: Why did you get the hook? And it's right through
Speaker 1: this door? Might I get okay? Okay, Wow, you shot
Speaker 1: that dog in the face. It's a muscar. It's it
Speaker 1: works as a kind of guns not all the way
Speaker 1: to Oh I'm sure he did. Okay, I got it.
Speaker 1: Just gonna stay the corn would never do. I don't
Speaker 1: think putting her shoe in the dog's mouth is gonna
Speaker 1: kill it. Okay, okay, turn your heads. If I turned
Speaker 1: my head. You're gonna snap it. I won't. Let's just
Speaker 1: move away from the dog. It's gonna die. This is
Speaker 1: the word. Can we just leave the dog and my friends? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: gets castle there? You? Oh my god, what happened to here? Okay,
Speaker 1: pulled it? Clear off? Please get me away. Captain John,
Speaker 1: you have not an imagine a mascot at all. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not an imaginary killer, not a dog killer. I
Speaker 1: killed a dog. Okay, I'm glad all the parents could
Speaker 1: make it here today. Um. First off, I just want
Speaker 1: to say, uh, sorry about the gate issue. Also, this
Speaker 1: conversation will be recorded, and uh we don't want that
Speaker 1: to you know, have any of you hold your tongues,
Speaker 1: but at the same time think about what you say
Speaker 1: because words are pretty powerful. We are live streaming this,
Speaker 1: so um uh. We have decided to do a elementary
Speaker 1: school tribunal. Try doctor John for the trauma that he
Speaker 1: has created for the students as well as Doctor John.
Speaker 1: Dr a pirate he was, but this is the fat
Speaker 1: New Orleans musician he was. Why would you do that
Speaker 1: to Dr John? He's a national treasure and the medicine man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but fantastic. We all agree with music is fantastic, but
Speaker 1: you know he wanted to venture off into something and
Speaker 1: decided to be Come up, Reggie, can I see my office?
Speaker 1: Of course? Yeah? Can you send those facts is over?
Speaker 1: I don't know how the machine works, Reggie, Well, what
Speaker 1: was that? No? I just guy said the facts is
Speaker 1: over right. But it seems kind of half half. You know,
Speaker 1: she had a question and you just kind of look
Speaker 1: at it. She'll figure it up. I I work in
Speaker 1: the resource room. I don't know how this facts machine works.
Speaker 1: You've given me all these papers. I don't know what.
Speaker 1: Reggie explained why I'm here again, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what I did. Look, look, look, I love that chicken
Speaker 1: from back back. Oh man, it's always so good. So well,
Speaker 1: right now I'm in the wrong place, in the wrong
Speaker 1: just want to be around him. So he did do
Speaker 1: the pompeyes apps. Yeah, that was me. Can you just
Speaker 1: just facts whatever you can? She does. She's saying, she's
Speaker 1: telling you straight up, I don't know how the facts
Speaker 1: machine works. Your response is just accent. Yeah, okay, So
Speaker 1: I got the minutes from the meeting at the school,
Speaker 1: and you started it by saying you wanted to have
Speaker 1: a tribunal for Dr John. Yes, so we brought Dr
Speaker 1: John in this morning to see if you could answer
Speaker 1: his questions as to why you wanted I got so
Speaker 1: many quest Jones. You are so question number one Dr John. Uh.
Speaker 1: First of all, look, when an elementary school tribunal says
Speaker 1: that Dr John is going to be tried, Dr John
Speaker 1: shows up. Okay, I'm true to my word. Says it's
Speaker 1: not connected to the wireless. It's fine, just connected to
Speaker 1: I don't have a hotspot. Yeah, I'm trying to tax
Speaker 1: something and I don't know how what I'm doing. I
Speaker 1: don't know how. It says not will not connect to network. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you have a different line for the facts or
Speaker 1: I don't work? Look, I know this is important thing
Speaker 1: we got Dr John. Thank you. I'm hungry. Look if
Speaker 1: Dr John knows two things, he knows pianos and he
Speaker 1: knows facts machines. Can I check what a third thing
Speaker 1: you know might be? Can you are you a fan
Speaker 1: of Richard Marks? Who is that again? That mean dictator? Oh? Yes,
Speaker 1: that's right, Richard Marks. Why don't you fix the machine now? Kendall,
Speaker 1: we've got ambitious with how you're running the school meetings. Right.
Speaker 1: The parents come in. They want to know about their children,
Speaker 1: the well being of their children, and you want to
Speaker 1: try Dr John. So what's going on, what's going on
Speaker 1: at home? You can love it with me. Just come clean.
Speaker 1: Whatever it is, it doesn't matter to me. I'm not
Speaker 1: here to Joe. I'm here to find solutions. I think
Speaker 1: it's okay. I just said I think put up your heart.
Speaker 1: I think that ever comes out, I I just I'm
Speaker 1: not comfortable talking about it. I canna be honest. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think about that. I think, what do you think?
Speaker 1: I think if you describe how you were feeling, what
Speaker 1: would I think? Most of my family are hot dogs?
Speaker 1: So how did you get to understand some Look, I
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Speaker 1: to somebody else. Absolutely, I've said it so many times. Okay, well,
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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it in. I should take you out
Speaker 1: for some Gama. I would love that. Look. I know
Speaker 1: we are not in Louisiana right now, and I know
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Speaker 1: I'll take this one. I'll neave this one for the team. Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: he's worth it. It's worth it. Not a restaurant at all.
Speaker 1: It's not a restaurant. No, it's just you go to
Speaker 1: Curtis's house, have sex with him, and he'll make you jump.
Speaker 1: Would you like a pot of m a thank you? Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely sure. I'm gonna make my own self one.
Speaker 1: Are you a doctor at all? I have? I actually
Speaker 1: do have a doctor, right doctor, But I'm not like
Speaker 1: a medical doctor. John first, patient is ready? Now? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. What seems to be the trouble.
Speaker 1: It's just to have a hard time breathing. Stand up quick.
Speaker 1: Oh I just did a show last night. I was
Speaker 1: sweating beside. What what what did you say? I said,
Speaker 1: I did a show last night in Shreveport, and I
Speaker 1: was sweating like crazy talking about I'm dying. I think
Speaker 1: I'm dying too. I think I'm actually dead to be Please,
Speaker 1: can get go to doctor out of here and get
Speaker 1: me a real okay doctor? Do you need anything? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think this pageent needs a mail? Okay? Can we
Speaker 1: can we send the facts? Can we? I don't know
Speaker 1: how to let's see. Okay, Well no, I can help
Speaker 1: with that. Man, I can help with We're going to
Speaker 1: fact the real doctor and we're going to get right
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Speaker 1: I get you anything? You said you have milk? You
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Speaker 1: Let's have been told that they should have a face
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Speaker 1: I'm going to fax the doctor and get you an answer.
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Speaker 1: Oh the Communist Manifesto. Thanks for having me in, Kevin James,
Speaker 1: it's so great to see you about. Well, the deal is,
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Speaker 1: I'm not good? Thank you? Yeah? Sure. So as much
Speaker 1: as you enjoy running around doing improv, I'm wondering if
Speaker 1: you could sit at a table and also do improv.
Speaker 1: I'll seat at a table with a big microphone in
Speaker 1: your face and headphones. Think you drink? Yeah, there's some milk?
Speaker 1: Would you like some milk with that? Vanessa? Vanessa? Hi,
Speaker 1: we met just really thirsty Kevin. Did you see that? Yeah? That?
Speaker 1: Why did you you've met me? Of course? Sure? You
Speaker 1: look like you don't even recognize me. Mr. Mr polic
Speaker 1: Sorry interrupt, Chris Alvarado's here, all right? Well you know what?
Speaker 1: Could you two figure out the liquid issue? And whether
Speaker 1: you know? I think what we need to figure out
Speaker 1: is why he's coming in with an attitude. I don't
Speaker 1: mean to. I'm just really thirsty. Even you're thirsty, and
Speaker 1: that allows you to forget who Vanessa? Thank you? Thank you. Ken.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to know you guys can play together, Queen.
Speaker 1: I don't want to work with him. I don't blame you, Vanessa, James,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna work out. I want to go out
Speaker 1: some more coffee right this way. Mr Alvarado? Did you
Speaker 1: park in a lot? Do you need validation? No? I'm fine,
Speaker 1: I'm good. Thank you. Wow, you were in really good shape. Thanks? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you work out already today? I did? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: can't help it? God? Did you No? No, that's not me.
Speaker 1: I think it's you. Know, it's definitely not me. It's okay.
Speaker 1: If it's you, it's all right. Can I get you
Speaker 1: something to drink? Yeah? Maybe, No, that's not me, that's
Speaker 1: definitely you. I think it's you. Okay. Now, Kevin's office
Speaker 1: at the end of this long, long haul. So we're
Speaker 1: just gonna keep walking down. Hey, do me a favor,
Speaker 1: just plug it up. No, look, what did you eat?
Speaker 1: By the way, I have a steady diet of kale
Speaker 1: water and getting it on. Okay, Like that's that's why
Speaker 1: you're you're eating to kale. Okay, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think you gotta plug that up. All right. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get you something bubbly, okay. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: gonna help anything. That is terrible. You're just propelling yourself
Speaker 1: down the hall a little more. Okay, I'm gonna leave
Speaker 1: you here. It's that door wretch up. Catch yep, Hey, Chris,
Speaker 1: are you hey, buddy? Thanks you so much for coming in.
Speaker 1: Happy to be here. Um, listen, what's that you It
Speaker 1: might have been Gosh, I'm a little gassy lately. I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. Uh. Sometimes they don't smell bad. They kind
Speaker 1: of smell nice, yeah, like Lilac. You ever had a
Speaker 1: fart smell like Lilac? Oh? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. So let
Speaker 1: me ask you how you feel about James Heeney. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Okay, what about Craig Atkowski love him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well he had a few questions for you. Craig did, yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a couple of quicks. I recorded them, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, so let me just play this back. Okay, Craig,
Speaker 1: when you're ready. Here a question for Chris. Are you
Speaker 1: gonna fucking initiate every scene? Okay? This is Craig by
Speaker 1: the way. So that was Craig's first question there was
Speaker 1: that you yes, yes, yes, and I wish you'd s good,
Speaker 1: very good. H I'll do it. I don't think it
Speaker 1: was a request. I think it was sort of cutting
Speaker 1: it off at the past. That I think I got
Speaker 1: Anya is that you. It's what me did you get yourself?
Speaker 1: Holy ship, Chris. This is Craig again. Also, this is
Speaker 1: gonna be a long term commitment. So I just want
Speaker 1: to know that you're gonna be in town for a
Speaker 1: while and able to do as many episodes as possible.
Speaker 1: This is Craig. Yeah, I promise not to miss a one.
Speaker 1: All right, so i'll I've recorded your answers. I'll send
Speaker 1: those over to Craig. Hey, Chris, great, you look great. Thanks? Thanks?
Speaker 1: So do you was that you? I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it was, Hey, Chris, Craig. Here third
Speaker 1: prerecorded question. I just want to know if you're farting
Speaker 1: right now? I can I can definitely say no. I
Speaker 1: don't know what. I don't know what's happening, Craig, Baby,
Speaker 1: listen to me. I got a gig. You're gonna love it. Okay,
Speaker 1: what is it? Morty? Look? Look look, look, look, look
Speaker 1: look look look look you're a funny guy, right, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I love it. You like to do fun stuff, right?
Speaker 1: What about me? Carla? Carla, just stop. I'm jumping on
Speaker 1: the phone. Can't jumping in to get a handle on this.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get a handle on her, but she's
Speaker 1: a loose canady. If you don't get me in on
Speaker 1: that hot recording, there's no way Elorado is committed. It's
Speaker 1: never gonna be a slot open. Come on, look, I
Speaker 1: need to commit from you. Okay, I don't know, Morty.
Speaker 1: What's the pay? The pay? Right now, top dollar two
Speaker 1: million in episode. If Carla jumps on nothing, you hear me,
Speaker 1: guarantee nothing. I don't know. I love my wife. What
Speaker 1: am I going to do two hundred mill if it's
Speaker 1: just me? Hey, Craig and Vanesa, thank you guys so
Speaker 1: much for coming in. I just have questions about well,
Speaker 1: I think you know what's coming. Joey Greer is the smell,
Speaker 1: and I'm just wondering if you guys have any suggestions
Speaker 1: about how we can. I don't know what the word is, uninvite.
Speaker 1: Someone needs to earned me. So Joey's dying, I don't understand.
Speaker 1: That would be great if that were the case. But
Speaker 1: why did you ask him? He's very much. I mean
Speaker 1: it's your thing. I don't care. People make mistakes. I
Speaker 1: thought he was funny and then I hadn't met him, like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, man, red flags everywhere. Well, my wife Carl
Speaker 1: is definitely available. I love her. Yeah, please ask her
Speaker 1: to join us. But again, I need to remove like
Speaker 1: like a kidney stone. I gotta get this guy out
Speaker 1: of my Just tell him. I'm sorry to interrupted as
Speaker 1: Mr Pollock. Yeah, Hi, I'm Tim Haffer. I'm part of
Speaker 1: Make a Wish Foundation, Tim and uh, I don't know
Speaker 1: you're familiar with Mr. Hello, let's see what's coming. I
Speaker 1: see what's coming. Who is this? I'm James. Don't worry
Speaker 1: about him. Don't worry about him. Does he have to
Speaker 1: be here? Well, that's a great question. Okay, we met before. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do a lot of stuff with Make a Wish kids. Yeah, James, Look,
Speaker 1: I appreciate you pitching in and thank you and wanting
Speaker 1: to be a part of the team. It means a
Speaker 1: world to me. I think in situations like this you
Speaker 1: have to just look at Joey and say, stop with
Speaker 1: the characters. Make a Wish character? No, really good? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I didn't even really incredible, Like when he's
Speaker 1: not performing, like he's a he's a mess on the
Speaker 1: floor like believes. But then he comes to life when
Speaker 1: he's in character, is my point. And that's sorry. That's cool, man.
Speaker 1: I mean we need you. I meant no, that's you.
Speaker 1: You've been starting NonStop for years now, great improviser. Uh,
Speaker 1: what is Joey? What is Joey drinking? I think that's
Speaker 1: com I can't make more specifically, how do you know
Speaker 1: we're looking at because it's what he wrote on the
Speaker 1: firmness Okay it says my own I can't make more guys.
Speaker 1: Come on, drink what you have? Who are you? I'm James.
Speaker 1: He listen. Oh yeah, Valerie, you're going to call me Valerie.
Speaker 1: We're gonna call me val Okay, maybe I was Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but now we're getting to know each other
Speaker 1: a lot better, now that you're seeing the sight of me.
Speaker 1: It's really James. Follow up question please? Yeah, if you're
Speaker 1: able to join the group at some point, can you
Speaker 1: bring like some green screen Absolutely? Yeah, I get. I
Speaker 1: mean as long as I'll get Chris Avocado, get Greg,
Speaker 1: we'll all get together in front of green screen something.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're going to be a team. That's what's important.
Speaker 1: What do you do with Make a Wish? Kid? I
Speaker 1: you know, I usually it's just me going in and
Speaker 1: surprising them and they're so that's how it works. You
Speaker 1: just go in. They don't have to record. You're you're
Speaker 1: here to see Tyler, anybody that's sick today. I just
Speaker 1: want to do you. Are you part of the no? No,
Speaker 1: I'm part of the Make a Wish? Oh fantastic. Tyler
Speaker 1: wanted to see Superman Okay, cool, but he's right in here.
Speaker 1: All right, Tyler? Hey, are your Superman? No, I'm James Heeney.
Speaker 1: What James Tyler? Tyler? So get a doctor in here.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be Superman doctor with this kid. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Oh no, this kid is fucked. Oh no,
Speaker 1: oh this is terrible. I can't get this fax machine working. Okay,
Speaker 1: come on, are there any other Are there any other kids?
Speaker 1: Didn't there any of their kids? You know? I just
Speaker 1: wanted to do a good day. We gotta rat something
Speaker 1: that don't payball, and then we're going to fax it
Speaker 1: to a specialist. How won't we just take a picture
Speaker 1: of the paper and texted to them? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: before we kill another kid. Well, let's go to see
Speaker 1: three please. Our final scene comes from Robert, who rode
Speaker 1: High Kevin and Alchemists. I grew up in Laporte, Indiana.
Speaker 1: There isn't much unique about report other than our high
Speaker 1: school had a very odd mascot. We were the Slicers.
Speaker 1: Is there a pure photographs e mail of some sort
Speaker 1: of blade, But it's slices. You heard me write the Slicers.
Speaker 1: I would love to hear your take on the committee
Speaker 1: meeting where it was decided that the slicer was the
Speaker 1: option best for the school. Robert, All right, let's hear
Speaker 1: the next suggestion. Please, if we can just step up
Speaker 1: to the microphones, we can hear your suggestion. Yeah, a
Speaker 1: microphone works. You state your name, well, your name, my
Speaker 1: name is Kerm. Yeah come no, Kerm, I hound you come.
Speaker 1: Now let's get to your suggestion. Well, uh by spell
Speaker 1: come k e am come ah m? Yeah am like Mary? Yes,
Speaker 1: are like Randy? Yes? All right, now catch you yes,
Speaker 1: what's the like Ejackie litt? Now they have had all
Speaker 1: ideas for what we can be. That's God, all right,
Speaker 1: I am and I I thought that we we could be.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, come with me. Now, what what next? What? Please?
Speaker 1: Stand by to the microphone station. Name Bobo? How many
Speaker 1: bees in that bio? Bio? All right, Bubbobo? No, it's Bubbo.
Speaker 1: It's how my parents called me. Nine bible. Uh so
Speaker 1: I'm considering the yogurt chokers. Say again, the yogurt chokers.
Speaker 1: It sounds like you're saying the yoga chokers. The yogurt chokers.
Speaker 1: You gotta write, and what is a yoga choker? Well,
Speaker 1: it's when it's choked. It's it's yogurt. It's a yogurt
Speaker 1: choker when it is choked. Is that what you say
Speaker 1: is right? Uh? Am I to imagine what it is?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna share that with a committed it's growing?
Speaker 1: Do you want me to take him away? Please? Step
Speaker 1: to the microphones over there? All on? Yeah, the one
Speaker 1: in front of you is as well. High folks, you
Speaker 1: all know me Aaron Cohen. I run the Coasher Delhi
Speaker 1: in town. It's so nice to have you here, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you about how lean he is?
Speaker 1: Little wrong, It's incredibly lean. It's so lean. And I've
Speaker 1: brought a pound for you look right here, and uh
Speaker 1: and some some creplock soup for everyone is cold cold?
Speaker 1: Why am I the only one? Forget Lambert? Sit down now.
Speaker 1: I know I haven't lived here as long as the
Speaker 1: rest of you. I don't have the same cartoonish accent.
Speaker 1: But but you are a Hebrew fellow, that's true. Which
Speaker 1: is cartoon enough? Well? I suppose it is no one,
Speaker 1: no one, lamb book. Look with the high holidays coming
Speaker 1: up like the high ones? Uh? What does that mean? Like?
Speaker 1: I know? Being the Coacher Deli in town. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be besieged with with orders. Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: because everyone wants uh you know that needs a slice
Speaker 1: of rye or hallah. Yeah, what specific foods would we
Speaker 1: be ordering at the holiday? Well, pizza, Lamb, book. I
Speaker 1: think that was a little Caesar's commercial. Um. Look, when
Speaker 1: when you need a slice? When when you need a
Speaker 1: loaf of holla sliced? Uh? You know you come to
Speaker 1: me and that's true? What's that now, Carla? Is this
Speaker 1: a trial? Is the going abolie? Yes, there's a coach
Speaker 1: Deli own Main Street? This is all established. Yes, what holiday? Okay,
Speaker 1: Look I really don't I really don't want to get
Speaker 1: into that. You brought it up. I brought it up
Speaker 1: and uh and I apologize. Order Okay, Look, I was
Speaker 1: just gonna propose that the new mascot be named after
Speaker 1: the stop that stop it for God's sake, Lamb. But
Speaker 1: do I have to remove you from the proceedings like
Speaker 1: we do every damn month. You'll never slid, You'll never
Speaker 1: silence me. Nobody is joining in. What are you doing
Speaker 1: the only Yes? Yes, you always the only one, Lambo.
Speaker 1: Now before carling in Jacks again, please tell us the
Speaker 1: name of your machine that you would like the mascot
Speaker 1: the shale. Just kid, it's a slicer. So that's the
Speaker 1: name of the mascot. You'll suggest it's a bread slicer. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: is a slice? Have to do with a bunch of coeds? Music?
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with the mascot history? Oh? What is heating?
Speaker 1: Please give me a history lesson on the history of mascot.
Speaker 1: No far, first New York Giants, that's the Giant Bears,
Speaker 1: A musical Philly, the Funky Philly, and so there you
Speaker 1: have it. No, none of that was accurate, lab but sweah,
Speaker 1: have you uh taken from days proceeding? Am I the
Speaker 1: only one? Look? I know it's not conventional, you know,
Speaker 1: for something inanimate to be the mascot, But I just
Speaker 1: think that local teams here are the best things. Since
Speaker 1: I must say, I think that if we trust me
Speaker 1: a lifeguard already he had so much milk in his
Speaker 1: mouth and the doctor puts you on that old mucus
Speaker 1: diet again, please Mr Cohen, Yes, yes, I'm sorry, what
Speaker 1: is it? I'm sorry enough? But the kids, the kids
Speaker 1: are revolting. They need a mascot, and they need one now. Children.
Speaker 1: We want a mascot. We want a mascot. Mascot cow.
Speaker 1: They want a cow. They want a cow that was
Speaker 1: not gonna be a cow they need they're going to riot.
Speaker 1: We already said no to the movine. The suggestions, we're going, right,
Speaker 1: we wanted to. That was good. That was good. Okay,
Speaker 1: then let's go over the suggestions we have so far.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mr Cohen for yours you so again, slicer, slicer,
Speaker 1: still never got to see why I don't like it.
Speaker 1: But but let me follow up just before we do vote.
Speaker 1: What does the mascot look like? Who's called the slice?
Speaker 1: Or does it look like the machine down at the Delhi? Well,
Speaker 1: I think what it looks like is a piece of
Speaker 1: ride just coming off of all that sounds like the slice.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry this Cohen here, love it here, this is calling.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a wedding band. Don't lear at me. It's
Speaker 1: my wife Ester everyone uh so a little also Jewish.
Speaker 1: She's also Jewish. Uh a little sketch here again, that
Speaker 1: looks like a slice of bread coming off a machine. Exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so that's that's what the mascot will look like. Well, sure,
Speaker 1: I mean the mascot could be a guy in a
Speaker 1: giant suit that looks like a low Sorry, I was
Speaker 1: trying to make out contact with esther. Okay, yes, I
Speaker 1: love you, Okay, I love you too. He could be
Speaker 1: a slice. He could be a loaf of pumpernickel or
Speaker 1: or holla, I like the pumper nickel. That's a dog bread.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is a dark break. Yeah, so damn all right.
Speaker 1: Here we are Sunday night, and football has happened here
Speaker 1: at the high school level. We do it on Sunday.
Speaker 1: Don't get hotter than this, don't. We got the Sharks
Speaker 1: versus the pumper Nickels, and they are coming in. Oh sick, fantastic,
Speaker 1: And that's always gonna give us. You know you paid
Speaker 1: that to John tin Bugs. That's how you get, you get.
Speaker 1: That's all we need. Now. Pumper Nickel head coach Mark
Speaker 1: Truffle is out here. He's gonna be able to give
Speaker 1: us a little breakdown of what's gonna happen tonight's game
Speaker 1: for tonight. And the follow up question, Mark is the
Speaker 1: quarterback single and is eighteen? He is in fact over eighteen,
Speaker 1: so completely legal if that question. Yeah, he's twenty two. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've we've got a long, storied history, but he just
Speaker 1: keeps winning games, so we'd rather he not graduating. So far,
Speaker 1: he's agreed. We're gonna take the game to our our opponent.
Speaker 1: That's our plan for tonight, and we still would like
Speaker 1: to doesn't sound like much of a plan to take
Speaker 1: the game to the team seems vague and open. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't want to give away any of our secrets
Speaker 1: before the game starts. Smart like to put a word
Speaker 1: out there to all the fans of the pumper Nickels that, um,
Speaker 1: we really enjoyed playing Friday nights. Uh the way every
Speaker 1: high school don't have anything to do with that team
Speaker 1: has ever played. And suddenly we guys switched the Sunday
Speaker 1: nights and well they're using different things. They're using this
Speaker 1: area for different things Holiday on Friday, so we're not
Speaker 1: allowed to every Collins moved to town exactly. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we're just let me get back to get me started. Honestly,
Speaker 1: don't get me started. No, I'm not I'm not doing anything.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything. But that's that's the problem. Just
Speaker 1: don't what's the proms you am are? And I see Okay, Oh, Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're not gonna be able to do this on
Speaker 1: senda if we don't know how to pronounce their names.
Speaker 1: It's not pronounced. It's stout either way. Look, you're on steroids.
Speaker 1: I am out you are. Everyone knows your body's same
Speaker 1: is totally totally different in the last one, it's a
Speaker 1: perfect t it's sick. I don't hear you have bulked
Speaker 1: up in the creepiest way, and you mean all the time. Okay,
Speaker 1: no one complains when I catch the floorlessly good space
Speaker 1: of the pyramid. That's true. Damn right. You broke Breasta's spine. Okay,
Speaker 1: she has got to have some sort of ostroporosis or
Speaker 1: something because that was a normal Roses. You're stupid. That
Speaker 1: is stupidest thing. And pronouncing and spelling the same thing.
Speaker 1: We're not the same squad without Bresta and Brea. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is terring as apar. This new name is. We
Speaker 1: have to decide. We have to decide we won't Google.
Speaker 1: It's not performance enhancement. Everybody uses Google. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: stop shooting up right now. Listen. This is this is
Speaker 1: performance enhancement. Google is not. We should be able to
Speaker 1: use Google. Is that the only vein you can find
Speaker 1: between your toes. Yeah, oh my god, your feet is
Speaker 1: a fucked up. Yeah, I'm flat footed. Okay, where are
Speaker 1: you getting that? That's a big needle. That's too big.
Speaker 1: My dad's affect, my dad's effect. What war was the end? No,
Speaker 1: he's a veterinary dumb dumb your lipid. We're all stupid,
Speaker 1: my bag, I'm twenty four. What wouldn't let me graduate?
Speaker 1: You're too good? Oh? I guess so that's our man.
Speaker 1: When Joey put his face down the table, I knew
Speaker 1: it was a magical day. Let's take all of our
Speaker 1: alchemists together and yet separately. Joey, we're going to start
Speaker 1: with you. Please tell us a little something about yourself. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's see what I want to share. Um hm, put
Speaker 1: that away. Okay, I guess I'm an any I haven't
Speaker 1: share that. Yeah. What about your belly button? Uh? It moves,
Speaker 1: it moves wherever my belly button is, different parts of
Speaker 1: my stomach at different times a day. Fantastic, James Enie.
Speaker 1: Well for me, I haven't any belly button, an Auntie Penis,
Speaker 1: I think everything's pretty much normal. Got the normal? Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. But the One thing that's awesome about
Speaker 1: me is that there are reviews. And there's one from
Speaker 1: Emily in the United States and she says, due to
Speaker 1: my successful shaming, she's officially submitting review You're so good
Speaker 1: at that. I didn't realize how good I should have
Speaker 1: I should have been a parent. I would have been
Speaker 1: great at shaming. Really, okay, good good news. Do you
Speaker 1: want to read her review? That was the beginning, okay?
Speaker 1: And then it goes on with a smiley face emoji
Speaker 1: and it says, I love alchemy. This so funny and creative.
Speaker 1: Such a nice change of pace in the podcast world.
Speaker 1: I'm always very impressed by the improv. Very cool. I
Speaker 1: hope you guys get big enough to do live shows
Speaker 1: around the US. I'd come to a live recording. Emily,
Speaker 1: very sweet. Emily, Thank you for that, and thank you, James.
Speaker 1: Thank you for thinking me. Vanessa, thank you any everything. Sure,
Speaker 1: thank you for that. Craig. If you want to get
Speaker 1: started with the work of the late Dr John, I
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Speaker 1: has such tracks as gree Greek Gumbo, Yeah Yeah, and
Speaker 1: uh I Walk on Gilded Splinters. Thank you for all
Speaker 1: time classic of psychedelic swamp rock, indeed perhaps the leader,
Speaker 1: perhaps perhaps niche itself. Thank you to our engineer Doug
Speaker 1: our post, sound design artist Raphaelbrito, and our producers Orman
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio Media, Dr John. This is Richard Market.
Speaker 1: Who's the phony? Now? Are we not going to get
Speaker 1: in trouble for that? Oh? I hope so. I encourage
Speaker 1: all doesn't write a review. Yeah, here's hoping he doesn't
Speaker 1: here the episode. I'm gonna send it to him. I've
Speaker 1: just got to stock him for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Get some information. Isn't where to send it? Encourage all
Speaker 1: of you to write a review. Un Tell everyone you've
Speaker 1: ever met and write to us at your name here
Speaker 1: at alchemy this dot com. It's your name here at
Speaker 1: alchemy this dot com. Until next time. I'm Kevin Pollock
Speaker 1: and a football and a football