Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy This I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin Pollock. Yes, I did catch
Speaker 1: in the two thousand nineteen World Series of Poker main event.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for asking. But I digress. Let's
Speaker 1: meet our please see it's it's such a roses one.
Speaker 1: Let's meet our archimists, shall we? In no particular, I
Speaker 1: please say what the hell to Joey Greer, Joel, you
Speaker 1: can't go? What did you think when you realize that
Speaker 1: I was considerably shorter than you had assumed? Uh? That
Speaker 1: so many other things were a lie? Well said, Hey everyone,
Speaker 1: it's James Heeney Giamati heinl been. And if your dreams
Speaker 1: can come true, how does the one you're enjoying right
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Speaker 1: in the dream. Well the dream, you know is? This
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Speaker 1: the pre interview for your first appearance on the Tonight
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Speaker 1: you're stalking if you think him least it's Mark Gagliardi, Marcus, Oh,
Speaker 1: really just us? When the clock struck three, where were
Speaker 1: the running away from the ball? Because I knew that
Speaker 1: my coach would turn into a fiesta. Get out there
Speaker 1: right by the by the final stroke of three. Wow,
Speaker 1: I left a shoe though, That's exactly what I had
Speaker 1: written down. That's the weirdest thing ever. All right, let's
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Speaker 1: in fact, comes from listener Julian, who wrote, Hey, Alchemist,
Speaker 1: I wanted to start this off by saying I love
Speaker 1: you all equally except Chris, but he's not here to
Speaker 1: hear that. Well, this person is definitely keeping track of
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Speaker 1: about half a year now, thanks to my older brother Brian,
Speaker 1: who recommended it. Hey, a big shout out to Brian.
Speaker 1: Sweet Brian, Uh, you make showing up to work on
Speaker 1: Tuesdays and Thursdays bearable. My scene suggestion involves a mafios
Speaker 1: pitching their movie idea to a big shot director at
Speaker 1: a theme Park. So he's giving us a location, an
Speaker 1: occupation and relationships, but their pitch keeps getting interrupted. Thanks
Speaker 1: for laugh, Julian. Okay, great, So with your fast pass
Speaker 1: you're able to go into any of the rides here
Speaker 1: at Wonder Park as many times as you want, front
Speaker 1: of the line, no problem, that's all available to you.
Speaker 1: And that's actually if on the back of this you
Speaker 1: have the Gold Star, which looks like a little French fry,
Speaker 1: that's going to give you access to all the food
Speaker 1: courts as well. Yes, of course, why does the Ghost
Speaker 1: Star look like a French fry? Oh that that's just
Speaker 1: so the staff knows that you have access to the
Speaker 1: food courts. There's just just there's there's different levels to it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So how do I go through this whole thing without
Speaker 1: having any excess to food court? You don't want? Well,
Speaker 1: then what I'm saying, Um, well, if you don't want
Speaker 1: any access to the food court, you just I would
Speaker 1: recommend not going. But you have complete range being a
Speaker 1: smart asking Mr Rangelotti, No he's so short, No, um,
Speaker 1: I'm not. You think he'll get on all the rids today?
Speaker 1: Of course? Uh, there's a two ft I don't know
Speaker 1: um uh, yeah, of course he'll be able to. There
Speaker 1: are so many min it is Josh okay, Josh, how
Speaker 1: long you've been working I've been at Wonder Park for
Speaker 1: fifteen years. Fifteen years. Yes, I have happy to be here.
Speaker 1: Holy Cow, Chico, do you have any idea this guy's
Speaker 1: been working here for fifteen years? I don't know. It
Speaker 1: seems like a life for me. It's gonna be it
Speaker 1: for a real long time. That guy, how much life
Speaker 1: he's gonna have left? If and m he keeps disparage
Speaker 1: of my boss here. Hey, Josh, are you making sure
Speaker 1: everybody's having a wonderful day? That's my manager, Spencer. Yes, yes, sir,
Speaker 1: I am Josh. If you showed them that they have
Speaker 1: fast pass rides and can get to the front of
Speaker 1: any line, I was actually we were just talking about that,
Speaker 1: and we were talking about the food court Saturday French fries.
Speaker 1: On your fast pass, you can go to the food lock.
Speaker 1: What's up, Super, Sorry to interrupt the cheery conversation between
Speaker 1: YouTube but Chico. Yeah, Michael Man over the Holy Cow
Speaker 1: look at Michael. Michael May didn't mind. Josh. We're not
Speaker 1: supposed to tell anybody my name is Steve manager, Steven Spencer,
Speaker 1: Steven Hiss, he's a hundred dollard bill. Get the funk
Speaker 1: out of my face. I just got a hundred dollars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but with that is get out of my face. Okay,
Speaker 1: come out of here, Mr Angelotti. Yeah, you uh, you're
Speaker 1: thinking what I'm thinking. Steve should go away. I'm thinking, Steve,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking Mr Steve Spencer over, you should go away,
Speaker 1: And I think Josh over you should take you over
Speaker 1: to Mr Mans. You can tell them all about your
Speaker 1: thing you were telling me about, Josh. You want what's
Speaker 1: the spaces job? Steve Spencer, Um, well, I actually love
Speaker 1: being on the floor. I love well, I just love
Speaker 1: you want us to put you on the floor. I'm
Speaker 1: already here. I don't understand. Yeah, that's Josh. We want
Speaker 1: to meet Michael Man of course, a big shot there.
Speaker 1: Right then? Have you seen that It's Too Hot? That
Speaker 1: film he mean that he made It's Too Hot? Is
Speaker 1: that why you see opening up the ride for it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's amazing that film It's Too Hot ride. Second, does
Speaker 1: it take place on the ride It's Too Hot? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well you relive the film It's Too Hot sim He's
Speaker 1: based on it right like King Kong exactly. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: it's amazing. Do you know so much? But I got oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta, I gotta one of the manual pass. It's
Speaker 1: gotta stick around the bed. Oh do you really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks like it looks like it looks like a
Speaker 1: French fry. Yes, it does. Yes. Don't you try to
Speaker 1: don't you try to do this. Don't you try to
Speaker 1: team up with me against my boss. I'm just surprised.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. You're you're a wonder part member. That's amazing.
Speaker 1: Would you would like to Mr Man fantastic? I can
Speaker 1: do that because you have the fast pass. All right,
Speaker 1: So he's got French fried, but we'll go off of
Speaker 1: his past. Okay, great, I just started two French fries
Speaker 1: when I get to the front. Okay, good, Sure you
Speaker 1: do want to go into the food court. What I
Speaker 1: would like from you is to take Chico over to
Speaker 1: Mr Man totally of course, okay, and then Chico will
Speaker 1: introduce me. I don't want you to introduce me to
Speaker 1: Miss the Man. Okay, Fantastic, I understand, I understand. Okay,
Speaker 1: when you're calling cards for me to hand to Mr
Speaker 1: Man my gun, Yeah, you know your literal calling. I
Speaker 1: mean you can hand him a gun if he needs
Speaker 1: a gun. I'm sorry to say gun. No, no, not
Speaker 1: came over? Okay, yeah you like butter on this or
Speaker 1: or no? Yeah, go get some butter real quick. I'll
Speaker 1: be right back. No, Boss, I don't, I don't. Why
Speaker 1: would you hit him a gun? What makes you think
Speaker 1: I got a card? I just I just assume what
Speaker 1: you were calling on a guy. Assume you got a card.
Speaker 1: Your a formal gentleman. What isn't that putty? You fucking
Speaker 1: job Chico? And say, I represent Mr. And I'm your
Speaker 1: calling caut okay, and this is what I'm I'm your boss,
Speaker 1: your boss, you're the boss, Mr. Look, sir, I just
Speaker 1: I can't get more pyrotechnics in here. I just it's
Speaker 1: not possible. Look, the It's Too Hot ride needs to
Speaker 1: reflect the It's Too Hot movie. I understand that, sir.
Speaker 1: I understand that. But the movie is hot hot. It's hot, sir.
Speaker 1: It's like I did heat already. You're familiar with heat.
Speaker 1: It's iconic. Okay, yeah, it's iconic, but it's too hot.
Speaker 1: It goes further than he and it's amazing. It's too
Speaker 1: Hot is crazy. I love it. I've been making these
Speaker 1: artsy movies for too long. I think it's time sold
Speaker 1: out and did a theme park right movie. I agree
Speaker 1: there the ARTSI heartzy and you know they're just starts.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, that was just me speaking out, But I
Speaker 1: believe they're just ARTSI partsy. That's just personal. Um. I
Speaker 1: like that one I did with Jamie Fox driving Around
Speaker 1: Time Cruise collaboral, thank you. Everything's collaborable. They just collaborated
Speaker 1: and everything. That's not what that means collateral. I think
Speaker 1: it's collaborable, and that's not collaborable. I think I would know.
Speaker 1: I know the name of my own movie. I saw it.
Speaker 1: I went to the theater to see it. Walter, did
Speaker 1: you tell Mr Man that we can't have any more pyrotectonics? Yes?
Speaker 1: What did you take the news? Did you take the news? Well,
Speaker 1: Mr Walter, I did tell him. I want pyrotechnics. I
Speaker 1: want pyro tectonics, which is winning and a fire or simultaneous. See,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. There's a lot of people where unpredictable
Speaker 1: amounts of hair spray and perfume and you'd never know
Speaker 1: what's going to happen. We could be creating a dangerous
Speaker 1: wonderful part of what we're doing is we're offering for
Speaker 1: for only asbestos coats that the patrons wear, and then
Speaker 1: they won't be burned asbestos. You mentioned hair spray. Remember
Speaker 1: Daniel day Lewis's hair in the Last of the Mohicans directed, Well,
Speaker 1: I let him grow out his hair for two years.
Speaker 1: Did you direct that? Yes? I directed. I just told
Speaker 1: you I directed them. I directed it. That doesn't mean
Speaker 1: I did. That's why I was like, did you really? Okay?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Bullshit? Is hey you Michael Man? Yeah, my
Speaker 1: boss wants to talk to you. That's I'm not one
Speaker 1: of those instantly recognizable directors. But yeah, well from a distance, Hey,
Speaker 1: you've been growing out for a couple of years, right,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Is this okay? Mr? Man? Is this all right?
Speaker 1: Do you? Is this okay? That he's screaming and asked
Speaker 1: me to talk to you? You know, this guy feels
Speaker 1: like a real person. Okay, this is somebody from the streets.
Speaker 1: This is somebody who's seen life. I've seen life from
Speaker 1: about forty one inches that's as high up as I
Speaker 1: can see it. Nobody ever called me a real man
Speaker 1: before Mr Man. What's your name? My name is that Chico,
Speaker 1: Chico and the man look at that? Oh man, I
Speaker 1: didn't I did not see that coming. My crew will
Speaker 1: call me the Man because your last name is man.
Speaker 1: That's part of it. I'll just I'll just off some popcorn.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get I don't need popcorn, okay, I god
Speaker 1: damn popcorn all day. Hey, Mr Man, my boss really
Speaker 1: wants to talk to you. Who's your buss? My boss?
Speaker 1: Mr Angelotti, Gino Angelotti, Gino Angelotti, the Angelotti families. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: the Angelotti families. Yeah, that's him. Yeah. You know, I
Speaker 1: do a lot of films that Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: You know, I did Miami Vice, remember he Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this movie it's too hot. Is this a sequel because
Speaker 1: it's a two in the middle of the name, you know,
Speaker 1: it's more of a spiritual sequel. It has none of
Speaker 1: the actors other than Val Kilmer. I'm gonna go get
Speaker 1: my boss. Okay, okay, all right, chi Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 1: I'm still standing over here by the clowns. Man boy,
Speaker 1: that Mr Man boy, I want a sale track. I
Speaker 1: really apologize. He can go on and on. That guy
Speaker 1: can talk for a while I don't see a track. No,
Speaker 1: he don't. My boss doesn't want to see a freaking trick. Uh,
Speaker 1: what is it? Boss? I would like this inquisitory clown
Speaker 1: to get out of my fish. Inquisitory clowns. You want
Speaker 1: to get it out of my boss? Mr Angelotti's face?
Speaker 1: Oh you got it? Hurt him? Heard anybody's walking away?
Speaker 1: Justay what? I really didn't like the size of his shoes.
Speaker 1: It was the most offensive pot So let me ask
Speaker 1: you something. Am I gonna make Mr? Man? Yeah? Mr
Speaker 1: Man's right away? Every want I think I heard him? Good?
Speaker 1: Mr Man's right over there. He wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Ready to make the election? I'm ready to make the introduction.
Speaker 1: You tell him who wanted to make him? I did
Speaker 1: tell him, wanted to meet him. Was he familiar with
Speaker 1: at all? With me? He was familiar with Gino Angelotti?
Speaker 1: He was, yeah, looking at that all right? You got
Speaker 1: one of cars. Hi. He's from Chicago, right, Michael Man?
Speaker 1: Michael Man, I'm pretty sure he's from Chicago. He's from Chicago,
Speaker 1: Chico over here kind of? Mr Angelo? Yeah? What is it?
Speaker 1: Michael Man? Did you talk to Mr Angelotti? I did?
Speaker 1: Is he willing to meet with me. He's willing to
Speaker 1: meet what you want. You want see him. He's right
Speaker 1: over there. I mean we're making that contact. We're gonna say,
Speaker 1: we're about twenty ft away at this point. All right, Uh,
Speaker 1: Mr Man, may I introduce my boss? Gino Angelot? Is
Speaker 1: that Michael Man? What is that? Gino Angelotti? It's a pleasure.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much for that, Mr Man. Actually, pleasure
Speaker 1: call me, Mike, really call me Gino please, Chico, Yes, Gino,
Speaker 1: can you get me a lemonade? Yeah? You want to
Speaker 1: thank Mike. He just called your Gino. I'll go get
Speaker 1: your lemonade. I'd love it. I'd love the lemonade. Jacob. Yes,
Speaker 1: two lemonades for Mr Man and Mr Gino Ancelotti. The
Speaker 1: greatest boss I ever had. Boss is fine? All right?
Speaker 1: What brings you to Wonder Park? Well? I heard about this.
Speaker 1: It's too hot, right, yeah. And it's a movie. It's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's both. It's both. It's a movie. Right, So I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you look at this. Oh I'm the Wizard
Speaker 1: of Wonder Buck. Yes, okay, we don't we don't know.
Speaker 1: Two old men but young boys at heart. Yes, huh.
Speaker 1: Wish a wish from the Warlock. Huh a child's wish
Speaker 1: from the Warlock of Wonder Bark, gotta wish granted? What
Speaker 1: is your wish? You turn into a frog? Frog right now?
Speaker 1: Turn into a frog right now? Oh that's not it.
Speaker 1: Ribb it say ribbit so close myself. Yeah, keep pissing
Speaker 1: yourself so that as a frog. Start to get a
Speaker 1: little aquatic. Okay, okay, I'll get out of here. Get
Speaker 1: out of here. Real nice meeting. Pleasure me, Mr Mann Pleasure.
Speaker 1: How does he know it's me? It's so strange. You
Speaker 1: have one of the most recognizable How did you not
Speaker 1: know that you're from Chicago? Rig from Chicago. I did
Speaker 1: a film called Thief with Jimmy con and that's really one.
Speaker 1: Oh please, I can recyite most of the dialogue. Really
Speaker 1: want what's your favorite line? You want to do a
Speaker 1: couple of scenes? I mean, I got it in the chamber.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. Sure, Sure you want to be Jimmy,
Speaker 1: I'll be Jimmy. Okay, Well I like that, all right,
Speaker 1: it'll be tuesday. Well, oh I like that even more. Uh.
Speaker 1: You tell you something about that Jimmy con fellow. He
Speaker 1: had a strut, You had a way of walking you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously Sonny Carlone, maybe the most iconic. Uh.
Speaker 1: But I had to have a question for you directing
Speaker 1: a guy like that. I mean, really, here's your popcorn?
Speaker 1: Sorry about that? Mr Angelino? Oh Mr, how are you? Sir? An? Okay,
Speaker 1: sorry about that? No one asked I'm a film get
Speaker 1: off with popcorn one of the perks. I'm sure, sir,
Speaker 1: it's not a perk at all. It's it's truly. Well,
Speaker 1: is there anything else I can help you with it?
Speaker 1: I was just giving Mr get the funk out of here? Okay,
Speaker 1: well said? Okay, um, you know the expression to take
Speaker 1: it on the atches architecture walk away? Oh okay? Um.
Speaker 1: I'm just I was supposed to be. I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: be your handler for the day, sir. And yea, I
Speaker 1: look like a fellow who needs handling. No, so I
Speaker 1: just may I'm supposed to help guide you. He handles you,
Speaker 1: you don't handle him. I didn't even see this. Oh
Speaker 1: my god? How does everyone know the millimeter my gun?
Speaker 1: The caliber? Rather, you don't mind if I write down
Speaker 1: some of your dialogue to make it a thing? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want to be misrepresented exactly as
Speaker 1: a person doesn't know the difference from the millimeter in
Speaker 1: the Callaghan millimeter and a calendar. It work, the dental
Speaker 1: work done. It's fine that the teeth and the tongue
Speaker 1: not working. Should I should not give you popcorn? Is
Speaker 1: that gonna hurt? How did you know this was a
Speaker 1: forty gun? I can tell from the barrel size on
Speaker 1: the barrel side. So I point my gun at you
Speaker 1: and the first thing you're looking at is the barrels. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at with the bullets. It's going to come
Speaker 1: out of what the bullets gonna come out of? That? Smart? Yeah,
Speaker 1: where's the bullet going? Well, where you're pointing that, it's
Speaker 1: gonna go through my lungs, both of them probably, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking just the left one. Well, if I turned sideways,
Speaker 1: they can go through both. Well, but the heart is
Speaker 1: on the left side, which is why I'm choosing the
Speaker 1: left side. So taking on the atches, I understand. But
Speaker 1: my heart moves Mr. Mr Man, Uh yeah, Mike not
Speaker 1: you know, just spread. But the Jimmy can't can be
Speaker 1: a little difficult. He was a little difficult at th
Speaker 1: you know, but you should be honest. I heard you
Speaker 1: can be a little difficult. That's right. I'm a bit
Speaker 1: of a prick, are you right? You know that me
Speaker 1: and Christopher Plumber. You know when I was beming the
Speaker 1: Insider about the guy who took down the cigarette industry
Speaker 1: throughout sixty minutes that the Australian actor Fella, yeah, Russ Crowe,
Speaker 1: there we go. Yeah, I was working with Chris Plumber.
Speaker 1: He was playing Mike Wallace. Yeah. And hey, Mr Angel,
Speaker 1: Jesus christ Mr ANGELI I got you your lemonade. I
Speaker 1: got you a lemonade. To Mr Man, he said to
Speaker 1: get two lemonades. Also, Mr Man, I got you this popcorn,
Speaker 1: son of a bitch. People keep offering me popcorn movie
Speaker 1: director popcorn. I'm sorry, yeah, what is it? Mr Anchel,
Speaker 1: I believe you offended. Mr Man. I apologize for a
Speaker 1: friend that you, Mr Managed the Man. I'm gonna ask
Speaker 1: Chicko if he needs all ton of his fingers and thumbs,
Speaker 1: and if he does, you pick which one he's gonna lose. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is great. I'm gonna write down some of the
Speaker 1: s did you really do? Though? And tonight only we
Speaker 1: have a special exclusive clip of Michael Mann director It's
Speaker 1: too Hot in the Dumpling series, breaking a man's fingers.
Speaker 1: Do you have something to say about this? I think
Speaker 1: that it's pretty important that we see the way that
Speaker 1: these stars are acting in public. It's unacceptable. Let's roll
Speaker 1: the clip, let's roll it. No, this is fun. This
Speaker 1: is actually fun. Right, So you can just snip this one,
Speaker 1: but it's not better to get a nice clean snip. Okay.
Speaker 1: There are children in the background. They're watching his fingers
Speaker 1: getting clipped right off the end, won Park. I mean,
Speaker 1: this is gonna definitely affect the rides opening, and even
Speaker 1: if he's going to have a deal with them going forward,
Speaker 1: we know that he's part of Universal Pictures and that's
Speaker 1: definitely gonna affect some deals absolutely, And I think, okay,
Speaker 1: of course, I'm okay, But you know what, there's some
Speaker 1: Mothers against Wonder Park going on, and there's a good
Speaker 1: chance that the boycotts gonna I think shut down. We
Speaker 1: are mouth. We are malp players against Wonder Park. We
Speaker 1: are mouth. We are mouth Wonders against Wonder Wonders against
Speaker 1: Mother Park. We have a representative of that here with
Speaker 1: us in the office, and let's just go to her now, Janice, Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're a Mother against Wonder fact, that's right, wear
Speaker 1: a malp and what is your major disagreement with the park? Well,
Speaker 1: the danger of the rides. There's one that's pyro tectonic,
Speaker 1: meaning that there's earthquakes and fires at the same time.
Speaker 1: And we saw a name recognizable director, somebody so iconic
Speaker 1: you would immediately know who he was walking double Yes,
Speaker 1: it's Michael Man cutting off a midget with a cigar cutter. Wow,
Speaker 1: that's awful, that's awful. I also saw a wizard who
Speaker 1: had fully pissed his robes. Okay, And and this is
Speaker 1: enough of the Mother's against Wonder Park to help Jannis.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. We also have a pr representative
Speaker 1: for Michael Man on the line. Uh, Duncan, you're on
Speaker 1: go for it? Yes? Uh? I would you like to
Speaker 1: say that my client was completely and utterly misrepresented as
Speaker 1: a unique individual who was there to oversee an important
Speaker 1: day in the history of the park as well as
Speaker 1: all of entertainment. So he was misrepresented as a unique individual. Yes,
Speaker 1: because artistic integrity often involves what others might perceive as violence. Understood,
Speaker 1: Thank you Duncan. It was a pleasure talking to you.
Speaker 1: Who is this this is a Bruce Tristal for E Network.
Speaker 1: Already you called for what you called into us as
Speaker 1: a PR representative for Michael May. Are you okay, Duncan,
Speaker 1: is this actually other thing? All right? Okay? Well that
Speaker 1: was that was Duncan representing Michael Man. Are you sure
Speaker 1: that that's the correct PR representative? High? Sorry, but this
Speaker 1: is seeming like it's an unprepared interview. What he's doing.
Speaker 1: I got journalists. Oh no, we are. Okay, Chico, you're
Speaker 1: basically playing yourself in this scene, and you're gonna be
Speaker 1: opposite Mr Jimmy Con, Mr Man, we have some popcorn
Speaker 1: for you. Okay, thank you. I am currently directing so
Speaker 1: constantly popcorning while I direct. But the second we wrap,
Speaker 1: the second I call cut, you're gonna take the popcorn away.
Speaker 1: It's a popcorn away. I lost fingers because in a
Speaker 1: popcorn Okay, that's good. That's good, Chico, use it, use it.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna be opposite Jimmy Conn in this scene.
Speaker 1: He's going to be a little intense. Yeah, he's got
Speaker 1: that strike. He's gonna Jimmy's gonna strut in and he's
Speaker 1: gonna beat the ship out and se oh, man boy,
Speaker 1: man man, what a man? No man? I love he?
Speaker 1: Why is he so angry about pop? It's too hot?
Speaker 1: Was that intended to be? Yeah? I didn't want to
Speaker 1: eat so good? All right? Seen number two comes in,
Speaker 1: John Road, Hey, there up your show. I never missed
Speaker 1: an episode. Thank you for that, Joan. I listened during
Speaker 1: my daily commute when I go out for long runs,
Speaker 1: and when I go out for long runs here in
Speaker 1: the beautiful Colorado scenery. Wow, it seems like he's pitching
Speaker 1: to us a little bit. I'd be a member of
Speaker 1: the James Tene fan Club if we could only get
Speaker 1: that darn charter approved my idea for an episode. Neanderthals
Speaker 1: may have been smarter than we previously thought, and history
Speaker 1: may have given them a bad rap. I'd love to
Speaker 1: hear a conversation between these smarter cavemen and women. Wow,
Speaker 1: and they're less than cave mates. Thanks for everything you do,
Speaker 1: John Zar Niki, love your work, professor. I've just asked.
Speaker 1: I just estivated the area over here, and we found
Speaker 1: some excavator what's excavated? Sorry, just found some rudimentary tools.
Speaker 1: Let me be the decider of rudimentary Yes, huh. This
Speaker 1: looks like a USB charging port. Yes, very rudimentary. Yes,
Speaker 1: and that's strange. And you found this here? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: it's about down. Wow, this is incredible. I mean, right
Speaker 1: next to the remains of the Neanderthals. It seems as
Speaker 1: if we've been miss misrepresenting the smartness. Mike, Mike, you
Speaker 1: have you have Donggle. I can borrow you you you're
Speaker 1: gonna borrow my Doggle. I need borrow Dougle. Yeah, get
Speaker 1: your room. Doggle store not open. I can't go get
Speaker 1: my own dongles store open at nine. I need dongle
Speaker 1: night tonight. Now, okay, you you you borrow dongle now,
Speaker 1: but you give Donggle back immediately. Promise give Donggle back immediately.
Speaker 1: I need just true knight tomorrow. I get dongle and
Speaker 1: replace your dongle. Okay, is fair? May I borrow laptop.
Speaker 1: It seems as if there's quite a bit of extraordinary
Speaker 1: technology down here. Rudimentary technology, I completely. I mean it's
Speaker 1: I don't think you're using the word rudimentary correctly. Well,
Speaker 1: it's an art professor, I mean, only the end of flow.
Speaker 1: Because of the era. It came from a history. Of course,
Speaker 1: there's no way they're smarter than us, so they're at
Speaker 1: the same level. This is a rock book. Pro Look
Speaker 1: at it still has I can't believe it. It still works.
Speaker 1: It's function. Oh my gosh, this changes everything. This changes
Speaker 1: it's all your papers. I mean, it's just if it
Speaker 1: comes out into public. But my papers have written in
Speaker 1: books with ink. No, we have to tell the pot
Speaker 1: can't tell the public. The people need to know this.
Speaker 1: We are burying this back down wyoming and hear me out,
Speaker 1: um use your words. Come on, come on, Goodchuck. I
Speaker 1: think you miss he made pooh. I can see he
Speaker 1: made pooh, and yeah, I evolve already. Ask for request?
Speaker 1: You ask for a request, Mike, you're talking to Homo
Speaker 1: sapiens again. Request? Uh uh? You follow me? Follow him? Okay?
Speaker 1: You follow him on on social media? Yes, you want
Speaker 1: me to follow you on social follow him? Yes? Okay?
Speaker 1: Well what have you posted lately? Gave gave wa finger,
Speaker 1: he made pooh, make pooh thing? Okay, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: follow you just to see the pools that you made. Okay,
Speaker 1: and you had a successful hunt. Yes, follow him? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna follow alight. I'm following for now.
Speaker 1: How are you all right? Now? I've got you tied
Speaker 1: up down here. You aren't going to escape. You're the
Speaker 1: worst intern I've ever had. You're supposed to be an
Speaker 1: archaeologist intern. They stay silent. Wake up, wake up? Huh
Speaker 1: are you awake? Are you with me? Huh? All right?
Speaker 1: Who knows that you're with me? Out here at this site?
Speaker 1: A whole bunch of people. I need themes. I just
Speaker 1: tweeted it out before I got here. Where's your phone?
Speaker 1: It's in my back pocket. What's your password to seven?
Speaker 1: Go on? It's just seven? The word seven, yes, but
Speaker 1: spelled with numbers five, three, V, three and v and
Speaker 1: and aren't numbers? Well, I luke Luke. I'm a professor.
Speaker 1: My whole career accounts on the things I've written being true.
Speaker 1: This information comes out. I'm through, and then you've been
Speaker 1: following a dumb professor this whole time. Dr I have
Speaker 1: a question for you. Uh well, First of all, big
Speaker 1: fan of the book, thank you, thank you, um most
Speaker 1: are yeah, well listen, that's why we're here. But so
Speaker 1: I'm a little confused in the opening chapter when you,
Speaker 1: as you say, uh, digress and put yourself back in
Speaker 1: the place where these Neanderthals lived, and how it was
Speaker 1: even possible that they could have any sort of technology
Speaker 1: at all given the rudimentary instruments they had to work with. Well,
Speaker 1: when I digressed and talked about going back to the
Speaker 1: time of the Neanderthals, I don't think that the world
Speaker 1: writ large understood what I meant when I said that
Speaker 1: I went back to the time of the Neanderthals. I
Speaker 1: think the world thinks I meant that I was saying
Speaker 1: I was studying it, when in fact I went back
Speaker 1: to the time of the the Neanderthals, and I accidentally
Speaker 1: left a backpack that had two iPads, a laptop, and
Speaker 1: several dongles. And follow up questions, Yes, why the two iPads,
Speaker 1: because I one of them is for work and one
Speaker 1: of them is for just playing Matchington's manor I see,
Speaker 1: And how is it that you were able to transport
Speaker 1: back in time? Well, that really that the technical specs
Speaker 1: of it are probably probably beyond your comprehension. Set down
Speaker 1: this lecture, the professor, would you come with us for
Speaker 1: a second time? It's doctor. The professor is the madman
Speaker 1: who put a guy the happy I had I determined titles.
Speaker 1: Why don't you come with me? All right? Getting back
Speaker 1: of this car? Wow, this is this is roomy? What
Speaker 1: is this? It's a Fiat fist a weird roomy Fiat. Yes,
Speaker 1: we have reason to believe that you went back in
Speaker 1: time and then because because I was just talking about
Speaker 1: it on a stage. Yes. Have you seen Stargate? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen star Stark, So you know the one that
Speaker 1: the lady gets the guy in the end of the movie.
Speaker 1: You've seen that. I've seen the part in the movie.
Speaker 1: What was your favorite part of the movie. Look, I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to move this along, so am I. What
Speaker 1: was your favorite part of the movie when they walked
Speaker 1: through the star Gate? Right, yeah, all right, you can
Speaker 1: get out of the car, thank you. I told you
Speaker 1: was when you walked to the circuit um. It looks
Speaker 1: like someone's in a little trouble with FBI. Yeah. Look
Speaker 1: I had to I didn't know where to go, so
Speaker 1: I just came back here. I really need my backpack.
Speaker 1: It's my backpack. Now. Look, Mike, you've done amazing things
Speaker 1: here in Neanderthal times. You you've invented social media for
Speaker 1: these people. You have you have a bigger brain than
Speaker 1: anyone ever imagined. Let me go back to the world
Speaker 1: and tell them about this. I just need you to
Speaker 1: give me my backpack, and then you'll be the most
Speaker 1: famous Neanderthal in history. Here's your backpack, I mean the
Speaker 1: stuff that was this stuff? Oh but you asked for
Speaker 1: the backpack? All right, let's not be people not precise
Speaker 1: with words. In nineteen here we go the backpackers for
Speaker 1: a pool. Who ship in my backpack? The Homo sapiens did? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was all right? Look, okay you want I can
Speaker 1: give you one of your right beds back. Is it
Speaker 1: the one that you just got a video game on it?
Speaker 1: Nobody needs two eye beds. Give me the one that
Speaker 1: I used for work then, please? Okay, all right, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me put my password in. Yes, okay, this isn't
Speaker 1: the work one. That's the work one. Can I have
Speaker 1: the work one? Please? All right? Thanks? And the and
Speaker 1: the rock book pro. It's very cute that you changed that.
Speaker 1: That's really I don't even know where you got a
Speaker 1: sharp you did rock book bro trademark? Mike, Just give
Speaker 1: me all my stuff back. And I'm missing it looks
Speaker 1: like I'm missing one dongle Um, I'm gonna need to
Speaker 1: keep the dongle. Why do you need to keep the dongle?
Speaker 1: Am I gonna charge with the dongle? Well, saber two
Speaker 1: tiger God, we have all the things gone that we excavated.
Speaker 1: Where's the rock book? Pro? It seems to have just
Speaker 1: disappeared in front of me. I don't know. I'm tied up.
Speaker 1: You get me tied up. I don't know what a
Speaker 1: bitch you've been hiding the things that we've taken. I
Speaker 1: can't find the dongles, the USB charge that they all evaporated.
Speaker 1: It's possible that if the time loop was created, an
Speaker 1: individual who gave the things in the past went back
Speaker 1: there and took them that they would disappear in our present. Now,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna untie you, but only because you
Speaker 1: have certain information that I find necessary. Okay, So what
Speaker 1: were you saying about a time scoop? It's a time scoop.
Speaker 1: It's when someone goes back in time and plans things,
Speaker 1: any artifacts right or the imprint with them on being
Speaker 1: and changed the ripple of time. But to go back
Speaker 1: to that point in time where they were and then
Speaker 1: reverse the actions they took to set stop stop pool, stop,
Speaker 1: stop hurting my brain. But the good news is this
Speaker 1: is apparently not me being wrong. Someone's messed with the
Speaker 1: time continuum. Did you just step on butterfly? You just
Speaker 1: step on butterfly? No, Mike, I step on butter You
Speaker 1: step on butterfly? What? What? What's wrong with stepping on butterfly?
Speaker 1: It could change the entire timeline? Oh? Just me stepping
Speaker 1: on butterfly changed change titling for for who? For us?
Speaker 1: Mr Man? I'm sorry. We're not gonna do heat. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're not gonna do it. What we're not going to
Speaker 1: do stupid lined up? Oh those two drug addicts, No,
Speaker 1: thank you, We're not working with them. All right, We're
Speaker 1: not doing it. Okay. Look, DeNiro has made a movie
Speaker 1: since uh bus driving, right, and I'm bringing him out
Speaker 1: of retirement. That's stupid rom com. No one liked it,
Speaker 1: all right, it was bad. It was a bad was
Speaker 1: a great rom com? Alright? Mr Man, I'm sorry. Okay,
Speaker 1: Look you can I get more popcorn? I love popcorn. Look,
Speaker 1: we only get popcorn to directors, all right. I am
Speaker 1: a director working directors. Eight Geno Gino, get over here.
Speaker 1: Oh jeez, so yeah, Mr fink. Is that Michael Man
Speaker 1: over there? You know I think it is. I want
Speaker 1: you to go get that guy in the nuts right
Speaker 1: here at Creation Park. Okay, so kick him, kick him
Speaker 1: square in the nuts in the car. All right, just
Speaker 1: walk up and do it induced myself. How does this work? Mr? Forgan?
Speaker 1: I just want you to know that here at Quation Park,
Speaker 1: we gave you some steady passes, so you're gonna be
Speaker 1: able to ride the rides at your leisure with everyone else. Right.
Speaker 1: What's this circle on the back mean? That means that
Speaker 1: you're able to use any of our restroom facilities whenever
Speaker 1: they're available. Wait, how do you think that's going to change? Timeline?
Speaker 1: It's gonna be pretty similar. A few names will change,
Speaker 1: some social dynamics will reverse. Heat won't get ride? All right, Luke,
Speaker 1: what do you know about time travel? Who taught you
Speaker 1: what you know? We need to bring it back to
Speaker 1: the way it was. Is it a time plane? What
Speaker 1: is it? It's more of a gate, a gate? What
Speaker 1: kind of gate? It's fenced? It's a fenced gate, fence gatebo.
Speaker 1: Do you know how we can get that? Welcome to
Speaker 1: Larry's House of Gates? How can I help you, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: we're looking for a time gate. I'm famous the first
Speaker 1: time I've heard this. You're looking for the time gate,
Speaker 1: the time gate that will take you back in time
Speaker 1: so you can correct mistakes that were made from someone's
Speaker 1: not almost take someone's mistakes, mistakes done the less right.
Speaker 1: And uh, that's the same for you, sir. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm with him. Here with him, don't mind the bruises
Speaker 1: on his face. What size would you like to time gate?
Speaker 1: Big enough for two people to walk through simultaneously? Your sizes? Yes,
Speaker 1: our exact sizes. What are you about? Six seven? I
Speaker 1: think about six seven? Yes, But I'm willing to dock
Speaker 1: as long as it's why nothing to you to pass through?
Speaker 1: About right? Okay, you're ducked down of like five eight? Sure?
Speaker 1: All right? That's a doctor. Are you sure I've played limbo?
Speaker 1: If if you haven't ducked at six seven by this
Speaker 1: age of your life, then you haven't been living. I mean,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be pretty much at five degree angle. But
Speaker 1: I just need to know you can actually get through
Speaker 1: a gate. I need to know that this gate will
Speaker 1: take me back in time. Yeah, that's not a problem. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not a problem. I can bend over everything at
Speaker 1: six ft or something or no one year we'd like
Speaker 1: to go back to. Maybe we should go somewhere else
Speaker 1: if it's going to be a gentleman. I'm not here
Speaker 1: to sell unless you're here to buy. So we're here
Speaker 1: to buy. But we're just you know, we just figure
Speaker 1: with having to bend over to get through a time?
Speaker 1: Can I talk to you for a second. I just
Speaker 1: don't feel like that's appropriate, you know. I think you
Speaker 1: should get the gate that like fits you. I don't
Speaker 1: know how much time we have to fix the time.
Speaker 1: It's running out every second. Matter seems like it's spinning
Speaker 1: out of control completely. I mean, but we need something
Speaker 1: that you feel comfortable with. Right, right, we'll go somewhere else. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're going to take our business elsewhere, lovely. Do you
Speaker 1: know of another place that sells taller time gates? A
Speaker 1: gate that allows you to go through in time, but
Speaker 1: just just slightly larger? Yes? No, I don't. Okay, come on, Luke,
Speaker 1: let's go. Let's go to home depot. I think they
Speaker 1: some I'll see you tune about thirty seven minutes. How
Speaker 1: do you know this? Never mind? Welcome to home depot.
Speaker 1: I am groc what how can I help you? H
Speaker 1: we're looking for looking for a time gate gate, a
Speaker 1: time gate that I can walk four times for a
Speaker 1: man who's as tall as you. Okay, uh okay, um,
Speaker 1: I'll see what we have. Um. I mean time gates
Speaker 1: are typically smaller. Capacity is usually around five eight, right,
Speaker 1: But we're just looking for something that you know, wouldn't
Speaker 1: I mean for as his height. Okay, okay, it's like
Speaker 1: a custom time kate. We can get possibly my splooke,
Speaker 1: let's just go back to its customer do custom. But
Speaker 1: going to be more expensive. I mean, I think that's fine. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it's going to be more comfortable to go back to
Speaker 1: the dollars. I think the university could pay for that.
Speaker 1: If that's a two million dollars, that's a lot for
Speaker 1: a time make it back in gambling. No, it doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, that's the scene too. We just
Speaker 1: right at that time as the time gate was open,
Speaker 1: were last thing today come from Spud? Spud that's right,
Speaker 1: who wrote love the show. But like so many others,
Speaker 1: I can't listen at work because hiding the laughter is
Speaker 1: too stressful. James ceney more like James Heinie. It's a
Speaker 1: good one. That's a good one. In breentheses my kid
Speaker 1: because I love Uh. Here's a concise topic. Florida mac,
Speaker 1: Florida man wins a trip across the world from the
Speaker 1: McDonald's monopoly competition and x accordingly eagerly awaiting from Jacksonville,
Speaker 1: Florida spud. Uh sorry sorry, have a question off here
Speaker 1: over here now here with the hat. Yes, Now that
Speaker 1: you've won your trip across the world from the McDonald's
Speaker 1: monopoly competition, how will you act? I'm going to finally
Speaker 1: act like people have been treating me my whole life
Speaker 1: like ship starting now. Question U ues question. Question? The
Speaker 1: question in front? Question is that me? Yes? Are you
Speaker 1: wanting me? You're looking at me, said the gentleman next
Speaker 1: to you. Question a question? Is it for me or
Speaker 1: for him? Question? Okay? But question is who are you
Speaker 1: talking to I'm talking to your question? I have a question.
Speaker 1: Are you talking and I'm talking to your question? Are
Speaker 1: you looking or talking to me? Question about question? Motherfucking me?
Speaker 1: You have a question? Are you talking to me? I
Speaker 1: am talking to you? Are question? I have a question?
Speaker 1: Who are you questioning? Are you are you looking at me?
Speaker 1: I have a question, I have a questions. Have a question? Okay, question? Yes,
Speaker 1: what's your question? Florida and statement? Uh, I'm winning the
Speaker 1: trip around the world. Thank you? Question how question? Question?
Speaker 1: I need someone to remove this man from the room.
Speaker 1: He is trolling me. Question question How many trips to
Speaker 1: McDonald's did it take in order to secure all the
Speaker 1: game pieces in order to win? I actually didn't eat there.
Speaker 1: I found them in the trash cans. I spent a
Speaker 1: great deal of time rummaging through trash camps. Question question
Speaker 1: I question. You have been bothering me all day, sir,
Speaker 1: ever since I've won. You stalked me. You're outside of
Speaker 1: my house, you are in front of my car. What
Speaker 1: I'm trying to back out? What is your problem? Question?
Speaker 1: Who is the question? Man? Well, you've been asking yourselves
Speaker 1: that for a long long time. After saying the footage
Speaker 1: we just showed, yet again, we've got him exclusively on
Speaker 1: the show today. Please welcome the question man. I I Charlie,
Speaker 1: pleasure to be here. Uh tell me where did you
Speaker 1: get your particular style that the whole world is just
Speaker 1: buzzing about of asking questions? Well, Charlie that's an interesting question.
Speaker 1: Un Originally what happened was as a kid, I would
Speaker 1: always have always had an inquisitive nature, so I found
Speaker 1: it natural to ask questions. But your question seemed to
Speaker 1: be just repeating the word question. Thanks, Charlie. That's an
Speaker 1: interesting question. I always think about as a way to
Speaker 1: ask a question, is you have to first ask a question?
Speaker 1: So and everyone's calling you the question guy? Do you
Speaker 1: want to tell everyone what your name is? Yes, Charlie,
Speaker 1: that's a great question. My name is Darius Rucker. I
Speaker 1: I live outside of a CVS on third and and
Speaker 1: mel Rose, and I just want everyone to know that
Speaker 1: there is if I can do it, so can you.
Speaker 1: I love CVS, they really do. Sorry terribly sorry. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that interview would make you so upset. I'm
Speaker 1: that man has been bothering me. I think he's jealous
Speaker 1: of my winnings. You're that one onto you? What do
Speaker 1: you mean that one? You don't recognize my face? I said,
Speaker 1: fuck O. I'm the winner of the Monopoly World Champion
Speaker 1: and ship and I'm traveling the world now. Congratulations. Would
Speaker 1: would you hotel? Is it that I can drop your
Speaker 1: fat that are full right here? And I want the
Speaker 1: tallest hotel one. You just want me to take you
Speaker 1: to the bring me to the tallest hotel. Can you
Speaker 1: understand me? Now? Yes? I can. Jesus Florida mano, I
Speaker 1: can you know what? I'm just going to turn the
Speaker 1: radio back on. Don't turn the radio one. I like
Speaker 1: the Charlie. That was a great question. And if there's
Speaker 1: something that I know for a fact is that if
Speaker 1: we ask a question, we'll probably get an answer. And
Speaker 1: I have a question for you. Are there any questions
Speaker 1: that you've asked that actually makes some sort of sense
Speaker 1: that then provoke an answer. Charlie, that's a great question.
Speaker 1: I think my original question to the Florida man who
Speaker 1: won the McDonald's millions and travel the world, I think
Speaker 1: that's the most revenue one, and that question is why
Speaker 1: aren't you spending that money where it should be back
Speaker 1: in Florida. Okay, Charlie, this is your producer and your headset.
Speaker 1: We've done some research. Darius Rucker is the lead singer
Speaker 1: of Hoody and the Blow. Let me ask you a
Speaker 1: question and Melrose, do not intersect. So a couple of
Speaker 1: a couple of follow up questions, if I may, Yes, Charlie,
Speaker 1: Darius Uh. It's interesting to me and the folks who
Speaker 1: work at the show here that you happened just happened
Speaker 1: to have the same name as the frontman for the
Speaker 1: iconic group during a nine minute window called Hooty and
Speaker 1: the Blowfish, Darius Rucker. And also that you said you
Speaker 1: lived a third in Melrose. Those streets run perpendicular parallel.
Speaker 1: Thank you. My purnises in my ear is giving me
Speaker 1: the wrong information. They run parallel, so they would never Actually,
Speaker 1: that's a great question, Charlote. I have an answer that question.
Speaker 1: I am Darris Rucker from Hohody in the Blowfish, and
Speaker 1: I have a lot of you. Please turn the radio.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I apologize for being so rude to you,
Speaker 1: but it's just that I've I've had a rough life.
Speaker 1: Tell me we're about it. I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about the rough time. Now you opened the door. That's right.
Speaker 1: I'm a winner. You might have been a get the
Speaker 1: hell out of Talahassee, but I I pay rents here Danesville.
Speaker 1: But your daughter and I are in love. I I
Speaker 1: feel like I ain't know away from my goddamn daughter,
Speaker 1: I ain't in love with you. A piece of ship.
Speaker 1: But you we went to prom together. We were high school.
Speaker 1: We went to prom together. And I'll let you touch
Speaker 1: my feet and I'll get the funk out of here. Daddy,
Speaker 1: he put his seat inside of her. Well, listen, I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's true or not. If I did that,
Speaker 1: I would love to marry her. I'm gonna feed you
Speaker 1: to the God. Ok you can'm leaving. Okay, I'm leaving
Speaker 1: Tallahassee by loser. You guys are gonna regret it one
Speaker 1: day when I make it big. How you gonna do
Speaker 1: the hard work? Drummaging a Monopoly games again, Monopoly contest?
Speaker 1: You can get a park place? Would you never get?
Speaker 1: Dad knows also that money's face and so many people
Speaker 1: had written me off. But there I am getting the
Speaker 1: last piece of boardwalk and park place. What are the
Speaker 1: odds of both of them? Several million to one, I suppose.
Speaker 1: But it turns out you're more likely to be struck
Speaker 1: by lightning a hundred times and win the game. Right?
Speaker 1: Is that why your hair is so white in spots? Well,
Speaker 1: that's honestly just malnutrition. I was. I had been eating
Speaker 1: out of the garbage for a great night time. That's odd.
Speaker 1: What when the rear view mirror keeps gunning right behind
Speaker 1: us with his hand waving in the air. Do you
Speaker 1: think he's trying to do you think he's trying to
Speaker 1: stop you? I don't know. It sounds like he's going.
Speaker 1: Question what he's healing? Question that Darius Rocker? Question question,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, go go faster? I know that man. Okay,
Speaker 1: can you lose him? I can try, sir, but I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna prefer it this. Okay? Well, well, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: if you just pull into a private parking lot where
Speaker 1: he can't come in. I'll try. I'll try my best,
Speaker 1: but most parking lots are quite wide open. Sir. All right,
Speaker 1: I'll just sit here in this parking lot and he
Speaker 1: has pulled up right behind us. Question. Question what do
Speaker 1: you wanted? You'll have to roll down the question? Question? Question? Question? Question?
Speaker 1: Are you talking to me? Question? I have a question
Speaker 1: for you. There's a question for you looking at me? Question?
Speaker 1: Would you like me to drive off? So maybe if
Speaker 1: you just I will give you a hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 1: if you kill this man? Right us? Dear god? Question
Speaker 1: my god? What they said about Florida to Mann is right?
Speaker 1: Take photo wait, don't make LORI and we have new
Speaker 1: footage here and of the Florida man who won those
Speaker 1: million dollars killing Darius Rucker from Booty and the Bluefish. Janie,
Speaker 1: are you okay? I can't. I can't believe watching this footage,
Speaker 1: just a man being killed on camera, wild wild, that's insane.
Speaker 1: I can't believe. Clive. I have a question for you
Speaker 1: before I give you this taxi driver's license, one last question.
Speaker 1: If you are offered from a patron a total sum
Speaker 1: of one hundred thousand pounds, of course, to let's just say,
Speaker 1: do weay with someone? My goodness, never precisely? So your
Speaker 1: answer is never? Never? How about two hundred thousand pounds.
Speaker 1: Everyone wants a number, client, I do not have a number, sir,
Speaker 1: six hundred thousand pounds. I still, I still would not
Speaker 1: do it. I still recall you and Gloria were thinking
Speaker 1: of getting a new home. So this is why is
Speaker 1: it regular? This line of questioning? Is there anything that
Speaker 1: you'd like me to know or do? Or is there
Speaker 1: something you're not telling me? Yes? Would you like to
Speaker 1: tell me? Can? I? I don't think he's ready for
Speaker 1: the cabman. I don't die either, did you hear what
Speaker 1: he said about six hundred thousand accusing me of wanting
Speaker 1: to kill someone? I did? Is there any last question
Speaker 1: I can ask him that might allow him to join
Speaker 1: the cabman was asking me, what would you do if
Speaker 1: you had all the pieces to a monopoly ball? Happily
Speaker 1: welcome back for the following up question and now trying
Speaker 1: to remove all thoughts about our conversation about you accepting
Speaker 1: money to do away with someone. Of course, this is
Speaker 1: the question that matters, moved. What would you do if
Speaker 1: you were to receive each end, every piece from a
Speaker 1: monopoly ball? Mm? Hmm, that you do? You mean the
Speaker 1: McDonald's game Monopoly board. Let's say yes, Well, I think
Speaker 1: perhaps i'd like to tour America all the way from
Speaker 1: Tallahassee to Gainesville. What brings you here? It turns out
Speaker 1: I've one the McDonald's monopoly game, Oh Ship. Nobody ever
Speaker 1: wins those? Daddy I wanted the scene in him, He
Speaker 1: talks for that's you dumb now. I'm not not you
Speaker 1: dumb now. I can speak quite well. So you Seminals fan,
Speaker 1: you Gators fan. The siminar picture is important. Better pick
Speaker 1: right scept the Seminars are a tribe of Native Americans.
Speaker 1: I assume they've boy right. Um, well, I would always
Speaker 1: choose man over alligators. I hear that quite dangerous. Seminal.
Speaker 1: Good choice, good choice, good chores. You're smart guy. Also,
Speaker 1: I saw signs that said go seminals all over town.
Speaker 1: Right about those big Confederate flags, Yeah, they're party. It's
Speaker 1: that quite beautiful. Um. What do you call your flag? FLA?
Speaker 1: We call it a union jack. What's that mean? Well,
Speaker 1: it's the union of all the If I take my
Speaker 1: shoes off, as you can see my feet, Um, all right,
Speaker 1: please take make yourself comfortable. Captain number toes she's got
Speaker 1: on her left foot. Oh my goodness, that is more
Speaker 1: than most. That is seven eight. Oh oh, there's a
Speaker 1: little tiny when I didn't see it first. English Man,
Speaker 1: you won't go to the multiplex with us tonight. It's
Speaker 1: too hot as primarily it's a Michael Mayn bill. You
Speaker 1: got tons of pyro tectonics. Yeah, that's where the earthquakes
Speaker 1: and far like a Volkana. Now, now, Gainesville is not
Speaker 1: far from Orlando, right one? And one that that wonder
Speaker 1: part that's that's down near Orlando. That is one thing
Speaker 1: I like you'd like to see wonderful. I would like
Speaker 1: to see why well, I'd like to see all the prides.
Speaker 1: And there's a there's a particular clown now that I
Speaker 1: like as a sorcerer. I've had contending to a frog.
Speaker 1: You've been waiting for this really coaster along. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: been waiting for the this roller coast for a very
Speaker 1: long time. I've been standing in this line for nearly
Speaker 1: eight hours. I count to the United States, but not
Speaker 1: for this. Well, you know it's it's worth it here
Speaker 1: when you get to the front of the line, like,
Speaker 1: it's pretty great right at the front of the line. Pass. Look,
Speaker 1: you don't need to play the school. I know that
Speaker 1: you recognize me. I didn't want to say anything, but
Speaker 1: I could. I could tell upon immediately seeing it. Sorry,
Speaker 1: excuse me, Mr Man Popcorn, Thank you. I love popcorn
Speaker 1: in this timeline. And that is our show for today.
Speaker 1: Oh baby boy, take me home and make me stink.
Speaker 1: Thanks to today. All of our alcumis starting with James
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Speaker 1: you so much. Been here my pleasure. Drunk History three
Speaker 1: Emmy nominations. Probably you're probably associated with the show of
Speaker 1: everybody at this table who got the most. Congratulations to
Speaker 1: you as well, Mark Aglee aready, Yes, sir, thanks for
Speaker 1: having me. Blood and Treasure Tuesdays at ten on CBS.
Speaker 1: So damn excited for season two. Congratulations again on that. Uh,
Speaker 1: Joseph of Greer, we got Bear Supply, second and fourth
Speaker 1: Wednesday's nine o'clock a West Side Comedy. That's correct. We
Speaker 1: also got uh this is going live shows, uh like
Speaker 1: one Sunday a month, the first Sunday of every month.
Speaker 1: And Alchemy. This will be live on stage of the
Speaker 1: West Side Comedy with you the first Sunday of every
Speaker 1: month at nine pm. Back we're talking Emmy's all right.
Speaker 1: I was. I was on a show called Dream Corps
Speaker 1: LLC swim show. They're nominated. Vote for them, alright. They
Speaker 1: nominated for the animation I believe, Oh sweet, and you
Speaker 1: did what now? I was just I was improvising in
Speaker 1: the dark behind every for the robot. What did you
Speaker 1: get a little sampling what the robot sounded like? Honestly,
Speaker 1: just like this. I didn't try to do any voice,
Speaker 1: no wonder, no wonder. They got nominated. Thank our engineer
Speaker 1: at the Stars Richard doc Band and our post sound
Speaker 1: design artist Rafael Brito and of course obviously producer and
Speaker 1: so very talented. So if you're like me, and lastly,
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