Speaker 1: Hey, fucker's what up? It's Christina Hutchinson and Karin Fisher.
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Speaker 1: today's bonus episode with subject lines such as a Will
Speaker 1: Ferrell themed proposal and a cheap ring and received sketches
Speaker 1: of my future husband from a psychic artist and I
Speaker 1: took them too seriously. That's just to the juicy sub
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Speaker 1: Enjoy the episode. So this next one is received sketches
Speaker 1: of my quote future husband from a psychic artist and
Speaker 1: I took them too serious. This sounds like something we
Speaker 1: would do you know, as I was like, one thing
Speaker 1: to do if your board is just reread the pattern
Speaker 1: over and over and over again. There's so much stuff. Oh,
Speaker 1: your eyes are blurring now, like what happened to me?
Speaker 1: So now I feel like less crazy because I was like,
Speaker 1: do you have to get these blue light blockers? Wendy.
Speaker 1: Wendy came over my apartment the other day with blue
Speaker 1: like gorgeous glasses and other blue light blockers. I'm like,
Speaker 1: shut the funk up. Yeah, I saw them like like
Speaker 1: I think Drew Barrymore had them on Instagram and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, maybe I need to get those. Hi,
Speaker 1: Karin and Christina, I've been a loyal listener since and
Speaker 1: I love you both so much. I have seen your
Speaker 1: stands up a couple of times now JFL, Montreal, Laugh, Boston,
Speaker 1: and most recently I saw Karina and New York Comedy
Speaker 1: Club this past January. Remember stand up. I've learned and
Speaker 1: laughed so much these past five years. So thank you
Speaker 1: for the work that you do. Anyway, I'm surprised I've
Speaker 1: never written in before, but I've honestly I've been too
Speaker 1: afraid to write in because I haven't wanted to get
Speaker 1: rid apart by you both there response, we do it
Speaker 1: to be helpful. Um, but that said, I am ready now,
Speaker 1: I'm ready to be ripped apart and receive objective advice
Speaker 1: from you. It's only because we love you, that said.
Speaker 1: Let's get into it. I mean like, at this point,
Speaker 1: if you write in and you expect us to be nice,
Speaker 1: like you're listening to another podcast. Um, I'm we just
Speaker 1: have an inside jokes podcast, just me, and you're doing
Speaker 1: it just inside joke back and forth. Tennis, Well, I
Speaker 1: feel like the people listen to guys we fucked, especially
Speaker 1: on Luminary, like they get us so much they could
Speaker 1: probably guess what the joke is. Yeah. I was actually
Speaker 1: expecting to get yelled at a lot after today's episode,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, oh, that's right. It's like
Speaker 1: only people who understand us, so they're not going to
Speaker 1: get mad until this leaks into the mainstream. I'm a
Speaker 1: twenty seven year old female who lives in Boston. I
Speaker 1: am confident, hard working, and I'm often a sounding board
Speaker 1: for my friends. But right now I feel a little
Speaker 1: bit lost because I'm coming to realize that I give
Speaker 1: my friends and family much better advice than I give
Speaker 1: myself story about which is why I am reaching out
Speaker 1: for help. But I have a hard time stepping back
Speaker 1: and seeing the big picture sometimes. Uh. The pattern says,
Speaker 1: I'm I have a rear uh quality where I can
Speaker 1: see both the small picture and the big picture. So
Speaker 1: this is great, guys. The area of my life that
Speaker 1: I feel most lost in is my love life. I
Speaker 1: was in a relationship for three years that ended about
Speaker 1: two years ago, and honestly, I think I just took
Speaker 1: it took me a long time to get over him.
Speaker 1: The reason I broke up with him is because I
Speaker 1: felt like I lost myself what I wanted. An addition,
Speaker 1: we were very codependent. I am honestly surprised we didn't
Speaker 1: break up earlier, but it is what it is. Therefore,
Speaker 1: I've spent the past two happily single. Uh past two
Speaker 1: years happily single and working on myself, my health, and
Speaker 1: my career. But I am now getting to the point
Speaker 1: where I want to seriously date someone again so I
Speaker 1: can also start to build a future with someone. I
Speaker 1: am also at this time in my life where many
Speaker 1: of my friends are moving in with boyfriend's girlfriends and
Speaker 1: I want what they have Okay, we'll put you put
Speaker 1: on blinders to that. That's a that's not a good reason.
Speaker 1: I feel whole and I feel like I have so
Speaker 1: much to offer in a supportive and healthy relationships. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've already gone too far in the direction of healing yourself.
Speaker 1: So I would say you've got to damage yourself a
Speaker 1: little more than someone will want you. This is a
Speaker 1: common twenty seven year old mistake. I was thinking I
Speaker 1: was sitting. One of the things I did of so
Speaker 1: far over quarantine was one day I just sat for
Speaker 1: like thirty minutes and thought about all the books I've
Speaker 1: read um to make me a better partner, and how
Speaker 1: I've literally never seen a man reading such a book.
Speaker 1: I never can you imagine? Um I am? I am
Speaker 1: lonely right now, not just because of quarantine, but I
Speaker 1: have a lonely, scared feeling about getting into a relationship
Speaker 1: because I just have a hard time believing anyone would
Speaker 1: actually want to be with me. Also, Corona isn't allowing
Speaker 1: exploration in this area. I feel like there is something
Speaker 1: wrong with me sometimes because I am independent, have a
Speaker 1: hard time being vulnerable, and don't ask for help when
Speaker 1: I need it. What do is this me. Um Men
Speaker 1: in the past have called me mysterious, interesting, and charming
Speaker 1: and don't define yourself by what other people call you. Uh,
Speaker 1: And so they stick around to figure me out. But
Speaker 1: then once I'm falling for them and vulnerable with them,
Speaker 1: they don't stay to love me for me. Oh, I
Speaker 1: can see the problem here, okay, And so I feel
Speaker 1: like I have to be independent and not vulnerable. But
Speaker 1: at the same time, I feel like these aspects of
Speaker 1: myself will hurt a future serious partner. I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: because I mean like, so it's like you're not a
Speaker 1: my serious person, You're just a closed off person. And
Speaker 1: so like people fall in love with him and a
Speaker 1: serious person, and like they're falling in love with someone
Speaker 1: who isn't to you, yea, like falling in love with
Speaker 1: somebody's closed off, and then when they realize that, they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't like that, Yeah, you definitely like should I'm
Speaker 1: just giving advice and like parts just because it's long
Speaker 1: and I'm to forget, but like you're like, you don't
Speaker 1: you don't want to give all of yourself In the
Speaker 1: beginning as a sexual woman, mistake we like over give,
Speaker 1: but also like you need to be present yourself honestly.
Speaker 1: But you just present yourself honestly, peace by peace. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: don't pull them me and just say here are all
Speaker 1: the great things on day one. Yeah, yeah, because I
Speaker 1: think that's what it's like learn about you come off
Speaker 1: as like a mysterious, you know, person, and like that
Speaker 1: is a that's a whole that is a character trait,
Speaker 1: but it's not one that you actually possess. Um. Anyway,
Speaker 1: flash forward to this week, when my roommate said that
Speaker 1: she bought a sketch of her quote future husband done
Speaker 1: by a psychic artist through Etsy. I love that whole sentence.
Speaker 1: White a sentence has ever been written into the podcast.
Speaker 1: I honestly thought this was so funny, but shamelessly I
Speaker 1: was curious what my future husband would look like. So
Speaker 1: I ordered a sketch from one woman's psychic artist. That's
Speaker 1: a great business idea, even if you're not, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you could just do anything. Yeah, And I received the
Speaker 1: picture below, labeled a psychic Sketch Number one. He basically
Speaker 1: just looks like every dude in Boston. Yeah, no ship,
Speaker 1: she's the Boston area psychic um psychic drawer. So I
Speaker 1: was like, whatever, this is lame. But then I was
Speaker 1: looking on Etsy and there was a different vendor who
Speaker 1: offered a quote more accurate sketches according to the thousands
Speaker 1: of reviews the same person. This is so ridiculous, So
Speaker 1: then I bought a sketch. I would love him to
Speaker 1: the price too from that vendor as well, so I
Speaker 1: could compare and see what kind of guy he drew.
Speaker 1: You could have been working on yourself instead of ordering
Speaker 1: psychic drawings of your future person. Jesus. I then received
Speaker 1: the picture attached below, labeled psychic sketch too. For listeners
Speaker 1: who cannot see the photo, this second sketch looks like
Speaker 1: an inksty teenager with a weird chin strap. And you
Speaker 1: see it yet I'm already laughing. The vendor also said
Speaker 1: we will meet in seventeen months. Anyways. I know I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have taken these sketches so seriously, but both of
Speaker 1: the readings and pictures were not similar at all, which
Speaker 1: makes me feel like maybe I won't have a future
Speaker 1: partner who makes me understand else psychics are fully ship.
Speaker 1: Are you being serious right now? Here's seven? You be
Speaker 1: like that, it means that you've got you got got
Speaker 1: girls that's what it means. I'm feeling bad for yourself.
Speaker 1: Alfred's crying right now because you got got the funny?
Speaker 1: Are you telling me that you're gonna having a partner's
Speaker 1: to understand you, stop feeling bad for yourself and be
Speaker 1: the person you want to date? Oh my lord, what
Speaker 1: do you It isn't even feeling bad. It's just like
Speaker 1: she knew we were going to rip in or she
Speaker 1: was right. Yeah, girl, you got you got scammed. Just
Speaker 1: use dispute that charge. Okay, okay, offer it. I know
Speaker 1: she shouldn't have bought one, she bought two else let
Speaker 1: alone too, so I continue. Let be my pants. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I know I shouldn't have taken these sketches so seriously,
Speaker 1: but both of the readings and pictures were not simpler
Speaker 1: at all, which makes me feel like maybe I won't
Speaker 1: have a future partner who makes me feel understood and accepted. Conclusion,
Speaker 1: and also, what's the point of dating if I am
Speaker 1: not going to meet anyone for another seventeen months? This
Speaker 1: is why you got dude. You guys, girl, pick your
Speaker 1: fucking self up, put your goddamn big girl pants on,
Speaker 1: and good out there. This is literally why even on
Speaker 1: like the Professional Psychics of California hotline commercial. They say,
Speaker 1: like the primary reason like psychic hotlines, people are lost
Speaker 1: and they don't know what to do. They won't be
Speaker 1: almost like like as far as how you're filing in
Speaker 1: the government, it's filed under entertainment, like and it's they're
Speaker 1: very clear about that. It's not even a secret. So
Speaker 1: please fucking keep that in mind. Like Christine and I
Speaker 1: love psychics and like all this kind of stuff, but
Speaker 1: like that's not the only thing. We do. Everything with
Speaker 1: the grain of salt that everyone says to you, yeah,
Speaker 1: um so so. Also, it's the point of dating. If
Speaker 1: I am not going to meet anyone for another seventeen
Speaker 1: months or anyone at all, I'll get you a second friend.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be single for another year and
Speaker 1: a half or forever. I want to be social and
Speaker 1: have fun. I feel understood. And if I had a
Speaker 1: nickel for every time I said I don't this, this
Speaker 1: next relationship is going to be the last. Um always
Speaker 1: is right. I'm mad at myself for being upset about this,
Speaker 1: but I just need some advice. I also attached to
Speaker 1: pick of myself so that one of the first ones.
Speaker 1: That guy's hot. The second one just looks like it
Speaker 1: could have done that looks like a character from Daria,
Speaker 1: like you got got so hard to the second one,
Speaker 1: it's actually hilarious. The first one looks like he uploaded
Speaker 1: a picture of an actual person into an app that
Speaker 1: turns it into a drawing. God, we need to get
Speaker 1: into this, b it's hot. This mean you get into
Speaker 1: a bit business real hard. Yeah. I bet we would
Speaker 1: really sell some stuff too if we just fucking guessed. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, girl, your problem is, uh, you you don't
Speaker 1: if you're if why would anybody want to date me?
Speaker 1: If you are listening to this and you are single,
Speaker 1: and the thought that you have in your head is
Speaker 1: why would anybody want to date me? You? They're not
Speaker 1: gonna want to date you with that fucking attitude. Okay,
Speaker 1: let me tell you that I am. I am single
Speaker 1: and I have been I don't know for a while,
Speaker 1: and it I feel so whole. I cannot tell you enough.
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying this to brag. I'm saying this
Speaker 1: because it's possible, you know what I mean? Like I
Speaker 1: do know what I discovered. The Corin's not the only
Speaker 1: one who could feel good about herself. You can too,
Speaker 1: gets out of the bag. I know you should sell
Speaker 1: that on Etsy. You should just breathe into a bottle
Speaker 1: and then jar it up and sell it. Um. So
Speaker 1: you are not ready to be dating Motherfuckerum and it's
Speaker 1: not like in twenties seven months you'll be ready. No,
Speaker 1: just look inside yourself and and figure out what qualities
Speaker 1: do you don't like about yourself and fix it. Because
Speaker 1: if you don't want to date yourself, I've who would?
Speaker 1: Who would? Yeah? And also I want to date me.
Speaker 1: I have a swimming pool in Florida. I want to
Speaker 1: sell you. Huh. It's just saying for when people are gullible.
Speaker 1: I feel like I got a swimming pool in Florida.
Speaker 1: I want to Yeah. Well you just you just sound
Speaker 1: just put a down payment on that pool, Christie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean the level of being gullible, Alfred, you're gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send you to this girl. Um um, yeah,
Speaker 1: this is there's Yeah, there's a lot of it, like
Speaker 1: is so young too. So when you're cute as hell,
Speaker 1: you're you're sexy and your pick I just you're fine.
Speaker 1: You just need to look you need to be comfortable.
Speaker 1: Being alone, you're not yet, because you'll know you're comfortable
Speaker 1: being alone when you're single and you stop comparing yourself
Speaker 1: to every body else. At the same time, you could
Speaker 1: be genuinely happy for your friends that you care about,
Speaker 1: for finding love or getting a gear or whatever. Then
Speaker 1: they're doing. Doesn't mean you can't make fun of them. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'll make fun. I find it back. It's really fun.
Speaker 1: But also, you know, when you're not bitter and and
Speaker 1: you can be in a place where you like you
Speaker 1: and it's fine. Like, I gotta say, I haven't been
Speaker 1: this happy. I don't think my whole life, whole life,
Speaker 1: I haven't been this happy, so fucking happy. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I haven't even have been at sex and forever I haven't,
Speaker 1: but I don't like it's just it's I'm just so
Speaker 1: happy because I know myself now and I would totally
Speaker 1: fucking date me, so um, that's the work you gotta do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. And also it's like, you know, kind
Speaker 1: of like the way you know, I always recommend like
Speaker 1: doing psychedelics later in life. I also recommend saving a
Speaker 1: psychic for later in life, you know, when you're say
Speaker 1: three thirty four and just really tune compare moment that
Speaker 1: I support twenty seven Girl, what are you gonna do? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't me a crystal ball in your living room
Speaker 1: before thirty. I hope you guys like that. Excerpt of
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