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Speaker 1: Help my roommates girlfriend thinks she's my mom. Hi career
Speaker 1: and Christina, I'm a longtime listener and have finally had
Speaker 1: it with this bullshit and need some encouragement or useful
Speaker 1: tips in dealing with this situation. Here's a little context
Speaker 1: of the story. I am a twenty six year old
Speaker 1: woman with a part time job and I'm all my
Speaker 1: way to getting my master's degree. Congrats. My husband and
Speaker 1: I are currently living with one of his friends while
Speaker 1: we await our moved to Washington State. We're expecting to
Speaker 1: leave sooner. We were expecting to leave sooner and had
Speaker 1: moved into a hotel after our lease was up at
Speaker 1: our old apartment, then found out that everything was being
Speaker 1: pushed back to the COVID and need a place to
Speaker 1: stay for three months. On man, this guy will call
Speaker 1: him Done is by far the best roommate I have
Speaker 1: ever had because he is easy to talk to, helpful, respectful, clean,
Speaker 1: and does his part. Oh. I love that he has
Speaker 1: a new girlfriend, will call her Jamie. She's thirty seven,
Speaker 1: he's twenty five, okay, and they have been seeing each
Speaker 1: other for about two months now. And at first she
Speaker 1: seemed very nice, but that might be because I was
Speaker 1: highly intoxicated at the time. However, as she started coming
Speaker 1: over to hang out with him at the house, she
Speaker 1: would make nippy comments about things that I was doing
Speaker 1: wrong when I was cooking, or ask why we didn't
Speaker 1: have certain things around the house. She is also a
Speaker 1: quote upper one upper as I like to call it,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that Chris, I was just thinking, so
Speaker 1: it's better than you, so as I like to call
Speaker 1: it as someone who always has to have a story
Speaker 1: or something better than you. Here is an example of
Speaker 1: what she has said to me in the past. Keep
Speaker 1: in mind most of our things have already been shipped
Speaker 1: off to a different state. Number one, Jamie, what are
Speaker 1: you making for dinner? Just leftovers from last night? Ill?
Speaker 1: I never eat leftovers because I can afford to just
Speaker 1: buy food whenever I want. I make a lot of money,
Speaker 1: you know, and a good wife never feeds leftovers to
Speaker 1: her husband. That's quite She's not married, obviously, it's quite
Speaker 1: a sentence. Um my oh, And then she says, my
Speaker 1: husband retorts, I like leftovers. It's fine by me, thanks,
Speaker 1: hubbs uh. Number two example, Jamie, what kind of cooler
Speaker 1: is that? It's a nineties iiglue? Did you know I
Speaker 1: actually have one of those big YETI coolers that I
Speaker 1: spent over seven hundred dollars? She is Christen wig On.
Speaker 1: I know you guys can't spend that much money, but
Speaker 1: it works better and isn't dinky like that one? She
Speaker 1: purses her lips and taps the tip of her nails
Speaker 1: in my direction. I shrug it off and tell her
Speaker 1: that my truly's are still cold, so the job was
Speaker 1: still done. Example number three, who spend seven on a cooler? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Great point? Example number three me mixing pizza dough with
Speaker 1: my hands, Jamie, why don't you have a kitchen aids
Speaker 1: stand mixer? Do you need me to buy you guys? One?
Speaker 1: You guys don't even have nice utensils. All hope is lost.
Speaker 1: She uses a condescending tone and gives me the one
Speaker 1: eyebrow up, one down with a smirk. Jamie, girl, you're
Speaker 1: dating a year old man boy? Yeah? She wings are
Speaker 1: not going well for you, know, she wants to date
Speaker 1: somebody who could be your son. Things are not going
Speaker 1: well for you. And then the fourth example, it's my
Speaker 1: birthday instead of the plane, all happy birthday, Jamie, Jamie
Speaker 1: really doesn't have a home. Um, Jamie says, what are
Speaker 1: you like eighteen? Now? Are you going to get a
Speaker 1: job yet or what? And rolls her eyes. Did you
Speaker 1: guys even do anything to celebrate? And did he, my husband,
Speaker 1: get you a big gift? I say no, because all
Speaker 1: I wanted this year was to save money for new
Speaker 1: home furnishings and to make a nice home cooked meal.
Speaker 1: Jamie says that that's lame. I make sure my friends
Speaker 1: throw me a huge party, and I always get gifts
Speaker 1: that are worth a lot. Who has to tell their
Speaker 1: friends to throw them a party, Jamie, Why is your roommate,
Speaker 1: who seems like a lovely young man is dating an
Speaker 1: assholt keep getting walked all this? Yeah, this set me
Speaker 1: over the edge because one it's my birthday too. I
Speaker 1: had always laughed it off or ignored it and tried
Speaker 1: to give her the benefit of the doubt. I just
Speaker 1: don't know what to say anymore, and I hate her presence.
Speaker 1: My husband and I are always in literal shock, and
Speaker 1: he tries his best to keep calm because we love
Speaker 1: our roommate and don't want trouble with him. We just
Speaker 1: want her gone. L m al. This is going to
Speaker 1: sound mean, but she's literally really thirty seven years old
Speaker 1: and wants one of those relationship bracelets that both partners
Speaker 1: wear that vibrate on the risks when one of them
Speaker 1: taps it. That's the thing the commercial crazy lady wants
Speaker 1: that I'm using the word crazy very haphazardly. However, she's
Speaker 1: got something cuckoo and her Coco puffs. I love my husband,
Speaker 1: but I I would, but even I would never in
Speaker 1: a million years want to be bothered by a vibration
Speaker 1: on my wrist that tells me my significant others thinking
Speaker 1: of me. Yeah, just fucking text each other. But if
Speaker 1: it just never vibrated, If anything, I'd like to re
Speaker 1: remind it of how little he is thinking of me.
Speaker 1: The less the better, baby. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: that sounds like like issues to me. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to say to her anymore. And it's just and
Speaker 1: it's not just those examples. She always has comments about
Speaker 1: every aspect of my life and I have just had it.
Speaker 1: I love my roommate and hopefully he breaks up with
Speaker 1: her because he can do better than that. That makes
Speaker 1: it worse that he is. What makes it worse is God,
Speaker 1: it gets worse is that he asked me if she
Speaker 1: was crazy at a party, and again, I was pretty drunk.
Speaker 1: She probably could have fucking I'm a nice and sweet
Speaker 1: drunk and said no and that she was right for him.
Speaker 1: What a big mistake. Yeah you gotta go back, and
Speaker 1: yeah you gotta never mind. Any tips would be helpful
Speaker 1: on how to stand up to this woman. Thank you, guys,
Speaker 1: a fucker that is achieving life goals without a YETI ps.
Speaker 1: I told her about the podcast, and she said that
Speaker 1: it sounds dumb and horrid and that she preferred another
Speaker 1: podcast over yours. Well, hey, there's plenty out there for her.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. Oh god, honestly, I would have been
Speaker 1: insulted if she. If this woman Jamie in quotes liked
Speaker 1: guys with I would be so upset you take this
Speaker 1: one away because my temper, as we were previously discussing,
Speaker 1: is not fit for this situation. I mean, listen, you're
Speaker 1: like you said, you only need to have the situation
Speaker 1: living situation be for three moments, and it's already well,
Speaker 1: I mean it's if if it's still three months, it's
Speaker 1: already less than three months by this point, So like,
Speaker 1: three months is not that long of a time. I've
Speaker 1: I've lived for a year with someone who wore a
Speaker 1: cape on ironically, and I did make it through. Uh. Ok, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you had a big place. You had a beautiful apartment.
Speaker 1: I hope this apartment is beautiful and big because that
Speaker 1: you get some space. Yeah. I mean again, I think
Speaker 1: it's very similar to the X who was living in
Speaker 1: the same complex, Like you're letting her have control over
Speaker 1: you by just swallowing these comments. And I think she's
Speaker 1: the type of type of person that everyone just always
Speaker 1: kind of swallows these comments from her. Yeah, she people
Speaker 1: have enabling her her whole life, So you just have
Speaker 1: to be direct with her. You'd be like, next time
Speaker 1: she says, You're like, hey, Jamie, listen, you make a
Speaker 1: lot of comments that kind of undercut the way I
Speaker 1: live my life, um in my own house, and I
Speaker 1: don't appreciate them, And uh, you don't have to like
Speaker 1: the way I live, but you certainly have no right
Speaker 1: to comment on it anymore. Just something really, And again,
Speaker 1: I know that's a ballsy move, but at this point,
Speaker 1: like that will leave her speechless. She won't be expecting it.
Speaker 1: And I mean, it's not like I don't know where
Speaker 1: her boy her boyfriend slash your roommate is while all
Speaker 1: this is happening, because like maybe he's you know, seeing
Speaker 1: her with hems be. He seems like a sweet person
Speaker 1: by how you've described him, and it seems like he's
Speaker 1: I'm sure they have a good sex life because that
Speaker 1: usually always happens from my experience when I when a
Speaker 1: sweet dude is dating a U quotes crazy chick, because
Speaker 1: usually the sex is really good and and there's this
Speaker 1: like manipulation thing where it's like he's fulfilling it and
Speaker 1: she's conducting it, and it's like this creepy little like
Speaker 1: match that you don't even know you're doing. And I've
Speaker 1: seen it happen, and I understand that the the dynamics. I
Speaker 1: also think too, because what this woman says is so like,
Speaker 1: wait what. No one calls her out on it because
Speaker 1: they're just the shock of what she's saying. And that
Speaker 1: someone would say that, I don't even know if I
Speaker 1: would say something right away, because it would take me
Speaker 1: a second to process that someone, a grown ass woman
Speaker 1: would say that, yeah, yeah, I mean or Or you know,
Speaker 1: if you want to be a little more passive aggressive
Speaker 1: every time she comes over, just like lock yourself in
Speaker 1: your room. Yeah. I don't know if they'll catch on.
Speaker 1: They could honestly just like enjoy that though, So you'd
Speaker 1: be careful with or or Jamie seems very harmless, but man,
Speaker 1: she's a cunt. Or you could just be really fucking annoying.
Speaker 1: Every time she comes over. You could be like listening
Speaker 1: to our podcast really loudly. Oh my god, Yeah, if
Speaker 1: she thinks we're horrors, Oh my god, that's such a
Speaker 1: good idea. Maybe player this exact part of the episode.
Speaker 1: I think she comes over. I mean that would be
Speaker 1: fucking hilarious. I will purchase so no speaker system for you,
Speaker 1: ship it to your house if you want, and we
Speaker 1: can you can bless it on that. But yeah, she'll
Speaker 1: probably she'll probably be like, I haven't that nursed me.
Speaker 1: My speakers are actually like at a rock concert right now. Act.
Speaker 1: I actually just usually like just invite the co host
Speaker 1: of my favorite podcast over and they just living room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they just do it here. I don't record it. They
Speaker 1: just do for me the cast chat. Don't tell us
Speaker 1: to take that part down. I'm like, oh boy, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this one's cuckoo bananas. But in at least she doesn't
Speaker 1: hold a knife to you. Yeah. I don't even know
Speaker 1: that she's crazy. I think she's just like a deeply
Speaker 1: insecure person who always any when someone is looking um
Speaker 1: to feel like satisfied and meaningful like in their life
Speaker 1: by way of like things that they own. Yeah, first
Speaker 1: of all, paying seven dollars for a cooler, I would
Speaker 1: never do that if I was a billionaire. Wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: If I was a billionaire, would because the yeah mug
Speaker 1: does working fantastic, Like how great is this cooler? That's
Speaker 1: because I love me at Igloo. Mini Igloo reminds me
Speaker 1: the nineties, me too, and I have one in my backyard.
Speaker 1: But like, um, the Yetty. I mean I've left like
Speaker 1: Yetty and like ice from the week, this is kind
Speaker 1: of amazing. So yeah, okay, but like like I paid
Speaker 1: for my cooler, no for that, yeah, for my non
Speaker 1: for like it just like the Iglue cooler, I fucking
Speaker 1: like Kmar Yeah yeah, and it works pretty well. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I would. I would say this woman has gotten away
Speaker 1: with it her whole life because people are like, wait,
Speaker 1: she didn't just say that. It makes me dance sodor
Speaker 1: as a bit. One of his specials were he was like,
Speaker 1: I was dating this girl the whole time. I thought
Speaker 1: she was sarcastic, but then I realized she's just sucking me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that is so funny, Like that's happened to
Speaker 1: me with people with friends mostly, but yeah, so uh
Speaker 1: maybe your roommate probably thinks it's cute and quirky now,
Speaker 1: but don't worry, he won't later. Yeah, he'll find out
Speaker 1: that she sucks. Yeah, bless our podcast. Thanks for listening
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