Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this COVID nine
Speaker 1: on your host Kevin Policy that Kevin Bogo. Oh well,
Speaker 1: thank you and made this character you're referring to as
Speaker 1: God bless your mess as well. But I digress. Let's
Speaker 1: meet our alchemist shower you know particular order. Say hello
Speaker 1: to James E. Johnny Jim knowing how you feel about
Speaker 1: hash browns as we do. What is your second favorite
Speaker 1: way to prepare potatoes? Second favorite way to prepare potatoes?
Speaker 1: Stop repeating the question mashed potatoes. And I like to
Speaker 1: boil them with the garlic clothes so that when I
Speaker 1: mashed them, the garlic gets mashed into the potatoes as well.
Speaker 1: And then the secret ingredient is ranch dressing. On a
Speaker 1: little bit, only one person said you and then eventually
Speaker 1: throw up sounds, but each of your faces when he
Speaker 1: said that on the zoom priceless. Okay, Hey say hey
Speaker 1: to Carol D. Cotter. Uh, why did I write load
Speaker 1: in the toad? That's a nickname that makes no sense.
Speaker 1: I like you. Do you have a fave potato prep?
Speaker 1: Do you have a faved potato prep? Do I have
Speaker 1: a fave potato prep? Um? It probably wouldn't. It doesn't
Speaker 1: include ranch dressing, I'll tell you that much. But I do, Oh,
Speaker 1: I do, like, you know, just cooking them in the
Speaker 1: oven like hot. Yeah, like a baked potato, put it
Speaker 1: on a rack, putting whatever I please inside of it
Speaker 1: when it's cooked. English jacket potatoes? English jacket? What's that?
Speaker 1: I don't really know? And every time I forget when
Speaker 1: I want to make it, I have to look it up.
Speaker 1: So I think you cook it twice, but I don't
Speaker 1: really know. But it's really good. You guys should look
Speaker 1: it up. After twice baked potatoes. I think you're making
Speaker 1: all this up. This insane. Everyone on Earth doesn't know
Speaker 1: how to cook, and it's sucking insane when they do. Kidding,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to cook. I'm an amazing Are
Speaker 1: you kidding? Frank? I'm so good at cooking. Look Out,
Speaker 1: it's Attorney Champ cal Stratton, Dr Stratt. If Joey were
Speaker 1: your life coach, who shall be your post death coach? Oh? God,
Speaker 1: Chris Alvarado. That's right, but that suggests he's dead as well.
Speaker 1: Hey there's Chriss Alvarado? Obs for days? How long can
Speaker 1: you hold your breath above water? Wait for it, Col
Speaker 1: Stratton and last, but lunch is on you if you
Speaker 1: think of least, it's Joey Greer jay Cock. What's your
Speaker 1: dream car? And why? Oh ship nineteen sixty nine Lincoln Continental.
Speaker 1: I want, I wanted uh hardtop rome. Sure, I need
Speaker 1: Whitewall tires, Hunter spoken rims. I need three beam or suicide.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's that's standard on the Lincoln gun Metal.
Speaker 1: I mean it's a boat, dude, that car is mean
Speaker 1: you have to get a berth at the marina as well, Yes, exactly, Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: let's do a damn show. Almost all of our scenes
Speaker 1: today gather from your listener emails if you'd like to
Speaker 1: submit yours, man, I love them. Please right a little behind.
Speaker 1: By the way, you all have been writing in emails
Speaker 1: and it's greatly appreciated and I am doing catchup. Please
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Speaker 1: to this do uh see. Number one comes from the
Speaker 1: patroon v I P. Named Jason, who wrote simply hello,
Speaker 1: period Antarctica. Period That is all good? All? Yeah? So,
Speaker 1: I mean, of course everywhere is available, but if I
Speaker 1: could just point your attention over here. We got a
Speaker 1: fantastic cruise. It's gonna take you all the way to
Speaker 1: the center of an Arctica. And don't worry. Don't worry. Question, Yeah,
Speaker 1: go for you. Where is Antarctica? You will find out
Speaker 1: on your trip. No, want to spoil it too much,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm just sening. You don't know. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. I do, of course I do. You know
Speaker 1: a travel agen and I, first off, I know how
Speaker 1: to travel? And question, yes, what sort of sales bonus
Speaker 1: do you get per head? Oh? Come on you, I
Speaker 1: don't get a sales botus. You know, it's just the
Speaker 1: opportunity to take in as an individual like you on
Speaker 1: a trip of a life time. That's the bonus I'm
Speaker 1: looking for. But it's thirty so you'll be taking us? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I will be thinking. Yeah, are we gonna be paid?
Speaker 1: M question? Question? Alright, say question? If you have a
Speaker 1: question and say statement and you have a statement, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to know the difference. Okay, yeah, question. Are
Speaker 1: we're gonna get paid for our time listening to your speech?
Speaker 1: Either way? Even if we don't sign up for the
Speaker 1: trip to Antarctica? Yeah, exactly, This is kind of like
Speaker 1: a little time shared thing where I bring you up
Speaker 1: into my agency and I'll tell you about my trips,
Speaker 1: and if you stay for the four hours, you do
Speaker 1: get a donut and you do actually get a little money.
Speaker 1: That's true, but I would recommend statement, statement, statement. I
Speaker 1: want to go to there because they have penguins. That's good.
Speaker 1: We gotta go. Question question question, Uh, Mercy, I know
Speaker 1: we've only been dating for three months. In these last
Speaker 1: three months, I don't even know if i'd say we're dating.
Speaker 1: We're not exactly even like official. We're just kind of
Speaker 1: seeing each other but continue. But in these three months,
Speaker 1: I feel like you've seen me more than I've seen myself.
Speaker 1: I don't know, so so far that's been a statement.
Speaker 1: Here comes to question, will you go on this Antarctica
Speaker 1: trip with me? Oh? God, um god, question. I have
Speaker 1: a question for the main guy. Um, what would you say?
Speaker 1: It's like the singles two couples ratio usually that goes
Speaker 1: on these cruises. Usually usually yes, thank you, I will,
Speaker 1: I'll go on the trip with you, but we're still
Speaker 1: not exclusive. I would like a separate room, and I
Speaker 1: do want you to pay for everything. Separate rooms were
Speaker 1: all got to sleep in the same same area. So
Speaker 1: just hammocks. So okay, that actually is great. Hey, question
Speaker 1: pet black skin but white for and they'll be there too.
Speaker 1: Look at that and look at that. Yeah, we got
Speaker 1: one right now and that's great. Yeah, right in the back,
Speaker 1: and I got it caged up all right. So I
Speaker 1: wanted to guy, just give you a lit little taste.
Speaker 1: What's what's on the horizon? That is just the sound
Speaker 1: of a polar bear. It's audio tape of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't really make that much noise as it, so
Speaker 1: I had to find that. Yeah, go for a question.
Speaker 1: Is your tongue swollen or do you have something in
Speaker 1: your mouth that's making it hard for you to Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: does anyone want all? But maybe I should, I should offered,
Speaker 1: but that's just kind of my no, I'm allergic. Yes,
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. You don't ask me anything about myself.
Speaker 1: You only tell me about you. And how this is
Speaker 1: so self reflective for you because I'm seeing me through
Speaker 1: your eyes. I know. Well, um, Tony, I'm looking over
Speaker 1: the bank statements here and I don't know if it's
Speaker 1: smart to take out fifteen thou dollars for a trip
Speaker 1: to Antarctica. Sorry, don't you don't let me get this straight.
Speaker 1: You don't know if it's smart? Well, I mean I
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean obviously, how's that? Is that? That
Speaker 1: that's smart? That did smart? Yeah? Yeah, that's what smart is.
Speaker 1: What do you mean he hits you? You just hit me.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the fund is going on. Hey,
Speaker 1: look at me, Look at me, Look at me, Look
Speaker 1: at me. Look. I'm not only your boss, I'm also
Speaker 1: I'm also your friend. Okay, okay, friends, and I think
Speaker 1: your friends friends help each other. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Jee this forty five? Yeah? Good eye. Oh he's gonna
Speaker 1: come with a gun? Is that what you're telling me?
Speaker 1: Cry baby? Cry for me? Cry for me again? Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you told him my plan? Don't
Speaker 1: tell him? I haven't Where were you we were supposed
Speaker 1: to go together. Where were you? I got hungry? I
Speaker 1: needed a snack? So when did you leave? Well? Why
Speaker 1: did you understand how you made me walking? I'm your friend,
Speaker 1: I'm your friend. I'm not just your boss. I'm your friend. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry we can't refund one of your tickets because
Speaker 1: your husband was murdered. The cruise is full. You gotta
Speaker 1: find somebody else to go with you. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: are you sure? I just can't get that fifteen grand,
Speaker 1: thirteen grand, ten grand, just getting in cash right now?
Speaker 1: That ticket? Uh, I've done the math, and give me some.
Speaker 1: Just give me some. I can't do that. It's it's
Speaker 1: not with you. It's it's with the travel company. And
Speaker 1: yes it is, it's in your Just open the drawer.
Speaker 1: Just give me. Come on the drawer, any of the
Speaker 1: drawers behind you. I see like a hundred drawers. These
Speaker 1: are pamphlets for our other cruises. If you'd like something,
Speaker 1: I don't. There's no till here. Look and the BoatUS
Speaker 1: is about to ship off, so you should get on board. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe it's better if I leave the country. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that's good. Okay, I'm gonna Welcome to cruise time. Welcome
Speaker 1: all to cruise time. Have a bleast, have some fun.
Speaker 1: It's cruise time. So everyone just sit down, watch this
Speaker 1: instruction of videos. Does everything ready to cruise? About at
Speaker 1: You said that we were going to have a lot.
Speaker 1: That a question or statement. I've got a statement. When
Speaker 1: we were in your little meeting, you said there was
Speaker 1: gonna be a live exercise person. You're putting on VHS
Speaker 1: tapes of somebody. Oh my god, it's the same guy
Speaker 1: that travel agent works on the cruise ship. So why
Speaker 1: were you saying? I don't want to watch a video.
Speaker 1: I want a real person every time. It's fun time.
Speaker 1: Fun time is also safety time. In case of an emergency,
Speaker 1: find the magician. The magician will know how to get
Speaker 1: you off the boat in any emergency. Here and here,
Speaker 1: have fun and hey, plea, it's good, all right, all right, No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I have a question. Question, question, question? Are
Speaker 1: you talking like question? Huh? Are you talking about that?
Speaker 1: Because there's a cock in your mouth? No? Okay, I
Speaker 1: can't be more clear. Is I have an inflamed tongue?
Speaker 1: I'm allergic dolmant tongue looks exactly like a man anyone's cock. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go downstairs to make sure the boilers were
Speaker 1: Marcy turned off. We're Dad, Marcy. I think we get
Speaker 1: to pick whatever hammock we want to sleep in. So
Speaker 1: I think I'll take this one. Do you want to
Speaker 1: take the one? Sorry I should have said this already.
Speaker 1: I already picked my um hammock it's on the other
Speaker 1: side of the um galley next to that um really
Speaker 1: muscular young man. He's Dutch. Okay, problem with that? I
Speaker 1: thought we all did. You thought we all had a
Speaker 1: problem with dutch Men. Yeah, have you ever been answered him? Yes,
Speaker 1: and I loved it. Wait a second, what you have
Speaker 1: never I once asked you if you'd ever been abroad
Speaker 1: and you spent your I know, I know, but you
Speaker 1: never asked me the question back. And if you did
Speaker 1: ask me the question back, you to find out that
Speaker 1: I went to Amsterdam and I got the best dick
Speaker 1: I ever got in my whole life. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: like dutch Man is to treas our us might not
Speaker 1: us to never get down college this map. Excuse me, sorry,
Speaker 1: I just wanted hello. I sorry, I just wanted coming
Speaker 1: to my Cottas I am talking to myself, I come
Speaker 1: the front at this agentleman la there to day and
Speaker 1: I have to build up a zip to do that.
Speaker 1: I was just wondering if you knew where I could
Speaker 1: find any like coffee on the boat or coffee well,
Speaker 1: uh maybe the meddicine comminit, Uh you think? Excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, And I was looking for snacks too, can you.
Speaker 1: I am thinking of what do you come to me
Speaker 1: looking for a little by That accent is so wild
Speaker 1: and authentic. Yeah, it's just the pretzels, chips, maybe some nuts.
Speaker 1: What this is Spirit airlines? You had a trouted to
Speaker 1: eat that that should be a nerve. I appreciate the protest,
Speaker 1: but if you do know where they are, you could
Speaker 1: just say and then check the medicine. I think we
Speaker 1: all know they're not in the medicine cabinet. That's why
Speaker 1: it's using the word medicine. Hey, hey, little boy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's me. I'm a talking polar bear. Hi. It's your name,
Speaker 1: Gustav Okay, unusual name for a polar bear. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought so too. It was my dad. He was into things.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Listen, you're the only one that can
Speaker 1: hear me. I'm the only one. Yeah, believe I believe
Speaker 1: in antarctica. No, no, no, it's because yeah, maybe it's
Speaker 1: that I don't know the science. I'll just go with it.
Speaker 1: There you go, there you go. First of all, do
Speaker 1: me a favor. You see that bucket of fish over there? Yep? Sure?
Speaker 1: Do I have an eye in it all? Trip? Why
Speaker 1: don't you Once you toss one of those in my mouth,
Speaker 1: and while you're at it, undo this lee sh huh ah.
Speaker 1: I'm a good pollar a bear. Well, I'm gullable. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: do you hear do you hear me? Shut up? Shut No,
Speaker 1: I'm the fish. Don't keeve me to that guy up.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I don't know what to do here, little
Speaker 1: ball on the bucket. Oh no, yeah, So, well, it
Speaker 1: looks like this child is struck a fevel something fierce. Well,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, he caught it on this ship. So
Speaker 1: I think that you guys need to help me handle him.
Speaker 1: He is sick. You toss him over all, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to do that. Well, I don't know what to do.
Speaker 1: It's a possibility that he'll get everybody else on this
Speaker 1: cruise ship six. So I think we need to quarantine him.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be done. But should we do well? Uh,
Speaker 1: it's he says, A cage ors the medicine competa. Um, Well,
Speaker 1: is the polar bearcage safe? I mean no, he said,
Speaker 1: I say wild animals. That is giving loose pieces of
Speaker 1: fish randomly throughout the week. Likely, who did your child surviving?
Speaker 1: Is that kind of encounter and enclosed space? I don't
Speaker 1: want him to die, like to be able to enjoy
Speaker 1: this cruise. Is a single dad, mercy. Hey, Hi, holy shit,
Speaker 1: did you get bitten on your neck? Yes? They're hickeys. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh well, I was just dancing in the corner by myself.
Speaker 1: I wanted that maybe you want to come dance for
Speaker 1: a while. I told you the same thing. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you the same thing I told you before, is I'll
Speaker 1: come dance with you if there's music playing. But so
Speaker 1: far you've just been dancing to silence, and honestly, you
Speaker 1: look like a fucking idiot. I don't want to join you,
Speaker 1: but I was thinking. I always thinking maybe if we dance,
Speaker 1: then the music will come. Has that worked anytime you've
Speaker 1: done it? I'll trip. Then I'm not going to do
Speaker 1: it with you. I'm gonna go back into this medicine cabinet.
Speaker 1: So you said you're a single dad. Where's your son? Uh? Well,
Speaker 1: he's uh, he's gotten a little sick, but probably just
Speaker 1: because if you on the boat wobbling back and forth
Speaker 1: in the water, right, yeah, exactly. So we've put in quarantine,
Speaker 1: but I'm I'm sure that I'm safe here. Wow do
Speaker 1: you want Well, there's any single Mom, I don't have
Speaker 1: any dance. Oh well that's okay. Oh do you mind
Speaker 1: if I put my hands on your hips? That scene one?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think there's a bigger laugh coming.
Speaker 1: Scene too. Comes from from j P, who wrote Hello,
Speaker 1: is that? Does that represent seven ohs? Do you think? Hello? Alchemists?
Speaker 1: You guys, especially Joey, have made my days of doing
Speaker 1: mundane housework oddly enjoyable. Oddly I'm not sure how to
Speaker 1: take that. Here's my scene suggestion. The c i A
Speaker 1: tries to orchestrate a coup in a strategically irrelevant country
Speaker 1: like Malta or Greenland. Dumb James Bond mixed with the
Speaker 1: Bay of pigs. You're the geniuses. Laughs. Thanks j P
Speaker 1: from Denver director, here's the file you've requested. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: thanks for the if. I I appreciate that, But I
Speaker 1: got a question for you. Listen carefully. The seagull flies
Speaker 1: beneath me. Is that a statement or a question? Well,
Speaker 1: if you knew, we'd be done and onto the next phase,
Speaker 1: but clearly you' don't. I've picked the wrong bloke. Sorry,
Speaker 1: good luck with your troubles. And we never spoke. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: I know we didn't write. Good Hi director, Yeah, English
Speaker 1: jacket potato. How's it going? May? Good to see you.
Speaker 1: Good to see you as well? Do you have an
Speaker 1: alright trip? Here? I did. Listen, I'm gonna cut to
Speaker 1: the chase. I'm retired, please do I was, I'm retired.
Speaker 1: I'm done, right, But it's motionable. It's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: Six I'm not gonna. It's not gonna. It's just not gonna.
Speaker 1: Million pounds, right, which is like seven point eight million dollars. Well,
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Please. The seagull flies
Speaker 1: beneath me. All right, eleven million? It is all right?
Speaker 1: So what are we? What are we doing? Going into
Speaker 1: some irrelevant country, something that we no one cares about?
Speaker 1: What do we what's what's the ish? Yeah, we're gonna.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go into America and to get everyone to
Speaker 1: wear masks. I'm out. I'm out. Thank you so much,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Well, of course I'm looking for
Speaker 1: a job, okay, but it's hard right now, all right,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Okay, I didn't look it was it was.
Speaker 1: It was a pure critical thing that I got fired, okay,
Speaker 1: And my skills don't translate into corporate America. Okay, wet
Speaker 1: work isn't a box I could check off when I
Speaker 1: go up to the costco. Okay, what work? Wet work?
Speaker 1: Do not listen to me when I come home and
Speaker 1: tell you what I do. For godsakes, I'm an assassinator, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm a mechanic. I go in there and I do things.
Speaker 1: God damnit, honey. I only know about this from the movie,
Speaker 1: but it's assassin. Assassin is a word I've heard before.
Speaker 1: Assassinator I've never heard. So. First, well, that's what we
Speaker 1: call ourselves, all right. I'm an operator, I'm an assassinator.
Speaker 1: It's hard for me to believe you because you haven't
Speaker 1: brought a check home in years. You're gone all the time.
Speaker 1: Get down, all right, Phillips. Can we out just have
Speaker 1: a moment please, I've I've heard it's been reported anyways
Speaker 1: that in the field you're using the word assassinator, and
Speaker 1: I just thought i'd refresh you a little bit on
Speaker 1: the vernacular. It's all right, so you are what we
Speaker 1: say properly, an assassin, right. An assassinator is uh, maybe
Speaker 1: something child children call each other when they're playing a
Speaker 1: game about assassins, Right, so you as what do you
Speaker 1: like forty one, fifty three, forty two, right, you would
Speaker 1: say assassin. So please tell me I'm comfortable sending you
Speaker 1: back into the field and sending in the field talking
Speaker 1: to civilians. Please tell me that you're comfortable sending me
Speaker 1: back into the field talking to the village. Okay, and
Speaker 1: when I hold this up a man, another great day,
Speaker 1: my big mac out here man America. Sure is wonderful.
Speaker 1: I don't need no mask. I can just sit here.
Speaker 1: I can just do whatever I want to do. Wait,
Speaker 1: what are all these breadas sposed to? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe he got act me from the it's the these
Speaker 1: big Max got a lot of oil in them, showing
Speaker 1: up on your shirt. Yeah, that's possible. I see what
Speaker 1: you're doing there. I agree with you. Hi, uh Clinton. Uh.
Speaker 1: We're gonna go out to the skeet range after this
Speaker 1: because I gotta fire a gun off or on going
Speaker 1: to go crazy. You know what I'm saying. I got
Speaker 1: some skeets in the back of my car. If you
Speaker 1: want to just do it in the parking lot, that
Speaker 1: sounds great, man, Well you shoot them up over the
Speaker 1: McDonald's playpan there and I'll shoot him off. Okay, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well looking at all your chart here, I gotta say
Speaker 1: these red dots, I mean it's pretty peculiar because if
Speaker 1: I put my hand in front of this one here,
Speaker 1: that red dog gets on my hand and it ain't
Speaker 1: on your skin. But if I moved my hand down,
Speaker 1: that red dots days there. So this this is something
Speaker 1: as a as a medical conunda during them. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I'm sure what it was. They've been found me around.
Speaker 1: I thought that maybe they was like little aliens that
Speaker 1: was in loving me or something, you know, a little
Speaker 1: my prognosis, you know, if I had to try to
Speaker 1: figure it out, because you know, I've always believed in
Speaker 1: extracorrestrial life, and so I thought, you know, maybe maybe
Speaker 1: they come down. But they're real small, like you know,
Speaker 1: oh my got me too. I believe that should and
Speaker 1: I checked this out. This is gonna blow your little
Speaker 1: fucking mind right now. Looks I'm a doctor, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah you are, I'm a doctor. Right. I am getting fatigued.
Speaker 1: I might have taken nap in a bit, but before
Speaker 1: I do, look at this little travel pamphlet right there.
Speaker 1: It says that you can go all the way to Zerbo.
Speaker 1: Look at that deservo. Oh my gosh, I read about that.
Speaker 1: I would love you tell this bullshit aliens recruiting us
Speaker 1: to go back to their planet to repopulate the the
Speaker 1: or that it that we need to because our government
Speaker 1: made a deal. Dad. You know what. They're all linked up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Oh doctor, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: aliens got you. The aliens got you. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: it's more. I gotta get out of these red dots.
Speaker 1: I gotta move. Okay, World Organization of Bad Guys. Are
Speaker 1: we all here? It's quick quick, Yeah, we're here. Um
Speaker 1: Quincy here, Okay, who else to be? Blood Mouth is here,
Speaker 1: blood Mouth is good to see you, Good to see you.
Speaker 1: Grim jaw here, Grim jaw by the way, grim Jaw.
Speaker 1: I saw somebody wrote grim job. I saw somebody rim
Speaker 1: job on the job. I don't know, maybe bloodth I
Speaker 1: did it it. Come bucket present, Come buckets, Come bucket.
Speaker 1: It's here, and you're the tortoise. King is late. Takes
Speaker 1: me a while to get places, okay, but you are here.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the group. Yeah, and so on the agenda masks,
Speaker 1: you're doing a good job. People are not wearing them
Speaker 1: and that is important. That's important. Um. I got a
Speaker 1: little memo from the higher ups asking that we have
Speaker 1: people remove clothes in general. Clothing in general, so put
Speaker 1: that in your ear. We want to make these people
Speaker 1: as vulnerable as possible to any kinds of diseases. We're
Speaker 1: talking about living in the buff that's right, that's right.
Speaker 1: Come bucket, um, Mr Bucket, driving in the Nago. I'm
Speaker 1: a fan of vance. It takes me six hours to
Speaker 1: get dressed each day, so it's a savor for me. Great.
Speaker 1: One last thing, though, this is gonna it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a little bit annoying. The CIA is involved. They've got
Speaker 1: their best, they've got their best people on the job,
Speaker 1: their best. They're all very dumb. Yeah, but it's working.
Speaker 1: That's working for them for some reason. I don't know.
Speaker 1: We can we just reflect that on the record that
Speaker 1: that was well put what. They're all very dumb? Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you making fun of me? I mean, I just
Speaker 1: fucking nailed it. I think I have a problem with
Speaker 1: somebody in here. Okay, Mrs Mansold, come, come daddy whatever
Speaker 1: his name, come buckets. Excuse me. I should have I
Speaker 1: should have been able to tell since you're shaped like
Speaker 1: a bucket. Yeah, I'm saying he's always annoying me. He's
Speaker 1: always being rude about the stuff I say. Maybe he
Speaker 1: likes you, Maybe he has a crush on you. I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Maybe he does, Quincy, you don't think so,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. No, all right, Quincy, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: need the c I a recruited fill up the assassinate
Speaker 1: or oh wait, I thought he was with us hell
Speaker 1: grim job. Now you you know Phillips, you right? You
Speaker 1: you served with him, is that right? Yeah? We used
Speaker 1: to work together. Yeah, all right, we're gonna need to uh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna need you to get some intel on him,
Speaker 1: some personal stuff. She was not only my wife, but
Speaker 1: she was my friend. It sucks, It sucks, It sucks.
Speaker 1: It sucks. Than your time, Thank you? All right? Up
Speaker 1: next we got at the chuckle fucking anybody, thanks for
Speaker 1: coming to see my set. It was a rough set.
Speaker 1: I think it was the crowd. Honestly, I think it
Speaker 1: was the crowd. Yeah, honestly, I didn't even I felt
Speaker 1: like I only applauded because other people were. I didn't
Speaker 1: think it was funny. Honestly, it felt like the wrong venue.
Speaker 1: I don't need notes. I'm sorry. I don't need not
Speaker 1: I just I'm sorry. You ever feel like you left
Speaker 1: the job that you were meant to like yeah, all
Speaker 1: the time, Like maybe you weren't supposed to be a
Speaker 1: stand up. Maybe I was supposed to be a carpenter,
Speaker 1: a terminator, an assassinator killing her. Get down? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? You can't say that? Ship over here, there's
Speaker 1: ears every week, there's ears and eyes and ears and mouths.
Speaker 1: Do you know say what I'm saying? Yeah, everybody's got
Speaker 1: a couple of them. I know, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I heard you've been working with the USA,
Speaker 1: and I want you to come back the YOURKUSA. Use
Speaker 1: use it? Use this kaya? They use a kaya? Okay.
Speaker 1: And oh, you're not following me. I don't. I'm not.
Speaker 1: You're trying to say us A yeah, yeah, U s
Speaker 1: A C I A excuse me. I'm reading the napkin
Speaker 1: you sent me. That's what That's what that I'm I
Speaker 1: was just walking by. I'm a member of the CIA
Speaker 1: here for the USA. I heard you guys talking about
Speaker 1: what is we do? Uh, we're just talking about my
Speaker 1: set comedy said no, thing about using the CIA as
Speaker 1: a point of how good they are and how much fun,
Speaker 1: how much fun. Great. I'll be on my way if
Speaker 1: I get just tell you one thing, you know, I
Speaker 1: would do less audience interaction, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like sticks and sticks like I'm sorry, I don't want
Speaker 1: to I don't want any notes about what I just
Speaker 1: wanted to do it. I'm not looking to do this
Speaker 1: as a career. I just wanted to overcome a fear
Speaker 1: and be able to talk my late wife. So hobbyist, tourist,
Speaker 1: got it? Okay, part I'm sorry. Do you know where
Speaker 1: Broadway Street is? I'm looking for Broadway, either of you.
Speaker 1: This is Broadway, You're on it? Oh so great, Thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Can I just add one last thing
Speaker 1: in passing less crowd work? What the hell? Yeah? Just
Speaker 1: the comedy club, patron, and I really enjoyed your set,
Speaker 1: accept your pacing. Jesus, I'm gonna kill I gotta killna
Speaker 1: come back, what I gotta go? Grim jaw Listen. I
Speaker 1: know you're a bad son of a bit and you're
Speaker 1: a piece of trash. I don't want to end you,
Speaker 1: but I fucking will. Don't you do it? Don't you
Speaker 1: do it right, And I'm an assassinator operator. We just
Speaker 1: had a no show up there. If she's just if
Speaker 1: you want to get back up, and maybe you look
Speaker 1: at type five whoaver, you're covered in blood and you're
Speaker 1: holding a man's jaw. It's okay, it's it's not mine.
Speaker 1: I'll do it. I know it's not yours. You're speaking
Speaker 1: with your mouth. Hey, who's on next? Are you? Jesus?
Speaker 1: Are you using props? Now? I can't? Yeah, let me
Speaker 1: just get this guy app Okay, you're up next. I'll
Speaker 1: do it. Introduced me as the as the assassinator, the assassinator. Okay,
Speaker 1: and do you want the light or no? What does
Speaker 1: that mean? Well, when it's Jesus really, when it's time
Speaker 1: to wrap up, there'll be a light the back of
Speaker 1: the room and let you know you've got the minute,
Speaker 1: two minutes, how much? How much time? It's like when
Speaker 1: they turned the lights on at the end of a bar.
Speaker 1: Everyone leaves. Yeah, you know what, forget the question. Um,
Speaker 1: let's let's go with do you have any special music?
Speaker 1: Any walk on music? I make him. I can make
Speaker 1: up my own music when I get there. I can
Speaker 1: do with my mouth. Okay, So on the way out. Nothing,
Speaker 1: Oh I can do? You want me to make music?
Speaker 1: Are there any credits you want me to mention in
Speaker 1: the intro? Uh? Young Sheldon two and a half man,
Speaker 1: Young Sheldon and to Napman shows that watch. Okay, Oh
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. All right, you know what, let's save it
Speaker 1: for the stage. I'll bring you out. Okay, what was
Speaker 1: your name again? Assassinator? Assassinator? Yeah, yeah, that's what I got.
Speaker 1: I'm Nicky Ship. Everybody, have a good night. That was
Speaker 1: Nicky's everybody Nicky sheds. You'll be hearing a lot less
Speaker 1: from him soon. Our next performer has all kinds of
Speaker 1: TV credits according to his TV guide. Uh, please welcome
Speaker 1: first timer. Give him a nice welcome the assassinator. Wait,
Speaker 1: we already saw that guy earlier. Earlier? I keep singing?
Speaker 1: Do I keep singing? Jaws? What is happening? Funny? This
Speaker 1: is my buddy, grim jaw Hey, grim jawing. Hello. We
Speaker 1: can't talk with the lower part of your jama. Soon
Speaker 1: where I put that second? Here? Okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: grim jaw say hello, grim jow what's your favorite kind
Speaker 1: of candy? Uh? Oh, we just show him all his
Speaker 1: bowels are releasing. Okay, that's my time. Thank you. What
Speaker 1: Oh I thought that were well? I thought that were well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was great scene to everybody that was ship very happy.
Speaker 1: See three comes so from patron v I P sewn
Speaker 1: a k A peaker yall remember peaker Speaker wrote hello
Speaker 1: you beautiful little cherubs. First off, I would like to
Speaker 1: confess when I first heard James Heeney's voice on the
Speaker 1: O G Alchemy this episode, I pictured him to be
Speaker 1: a Jason Schwartzman type but with bad eczema. Anyway, my
Speaker 1: scenes just oh my god, that for a moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got it. Anyway. My scene suggestion today is the
Speaker 1: following just another day at the world's worst accounting firm
Speaker 1: called Fabrizio and O'Malley Accounting. Thank you, Sean, I got
Speaker 1: I got a lot of Is that Russian? Or that?
Speaker 1: What was that? Was that Russian? Tell you'll ask that's
Speaker 1: a good question. You asked me this every days, so
Speaker 1: good USIC for me because my mom is from Russia
Speaker 1: and my daddy's from Italy, So for me, it's like
Speaker 1: every day it could be either you don't you don't
Speaker 1: have to explain it. Your names on the door, do
Speaker 1: these interns. They come in, they ask me questions. So
Speaker 1: what the hell man, I understand, understand. So we need
Speaker 1: to look at the books. You know that all over
Speaker 1: the place. Indeed, yeah, I have them in every room.
Speaker 1: I put the book in every room. I put them
Speaker 1: all over the place. So we have to kind of
Speaker 1: find them and do make kind of a fun scavenger
Speaker 1: hunt for everyone. You know. Oh shit, that's the door, intern.
Speaker 1: Can you go get it? Please get it. I'll get it.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? I mean that was scary. He
Speaker 1: got to let him in. Yeah, we have a business
Speaker 1: hare renowned Catskills comic Shelley apple Bomb let him in. Okay, fine,
Speaker 1: let the shell apple bomb in. Hell? What the hell man,
Speaker 1: it's funny. Hell Lison my accountant done for the last
Speaker 1: seven years or whatnot. I got a tax out and
Speaker 1: I gotta heads through. I was told you guys are
Speaker 1: real good. I don't care whether it's the whoop side
Speaker 1: that doesn't want to mix. I just need this my
Speaker 1: accounting charming because the offender he takes no punches. That's right.
Speaker 1: I can't believe there's no two best. It's at work.
Speaker 1: You you know what I'm saying. Oh my god wow, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on the second st again. Thank you. Hello. I
Speaker 1: need some right, I need right off? What I need it?
Speaker 1: I need some write offs. I'll make Hey, sir, you
Speaker 1: look a little cold. What's it going on? You need
Speaker 1: the help us? Something? Write us? I need a I
Speaker 1: needs a fucking write offs. Yeah, but what time for
Speaker 1: your business? What's going on? Business? Do you want a
Speaker 1: jacket or something? You're shivering? Hey, I noticed you didn't
Speaker 1: have any shirt on and nothing, and you got these
Speaker 1: words written all over you. And this one here says
Speaker 1: right offs. Is that does that have something to do
Speaker 1: with while you're here? I don't know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. And this one here says barbecue. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm heading next door to Alice after this. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Just give me greatest get the ribs. Okay, write offs
Speaker 1: for but it seems more like your body is like
Speaker 1: a you know, a clue board or something. You know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe it's a treasure map, okay, yea yeah, and uh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's just that's the tip of it, man, Okay,
Speaker 1: because this is really good stuff, the whole thing. And
Speaker 1: they say that we're right right underneath that article it's
Speaker 1: just so good. It's a huge spaceship. Sorry, here's here's
Speaker 1: like another stack of napkins. Sir, you're just distracting the
Speaker 1: customers in here. So they just wanted to give you
Speaker 1: the rest of the napkins because because it's sass is
Speaker 1: just so good, and because it's the government is involved
Speaker 1: in a way that you would understand. Phil. So good, Phil,
Speaker 1: you're gonna eat that. You're gonna eat that? Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat it. It's on my plate. Phil. Listen,
Speaker 1: can you do me a favor? Yeah? Can you either
Speaker 1: a continue eating, be stop eating and talk or see
Speaker 1: paid in check and let's get out of here, because
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening. Well listen, we mean, but
Speaker 1: that's what I'm trying to explain. The government Okay, has
Speaker 1: been working. I need I need barbecue. I need barbecue,
Speaker 1: all right, Yes, sorry, well I was just looking at
Speaker 1: my phone. I don't I don't want the customers when
Speaker 1: they come in. I need um, I need barbecue, barbecue. Okay. Um.
Speaker 1: We have ribs, we got yeah, I'm telling you what
Speaker 1: we have. We have brands, we have brisket, we have
Speaker 1: um potatoes as a side. I don't know. I'll just
Speaker 1: give you the brisket. It's our most popular selling I know. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's fifteen dollars. Please, I don't have, buddy, I don't
Speaker 1: you have a guy at the counter out on look
Speaker 1: at the small of his back? Things like why are
Speaker 1: you looking at the small of his back? Well, because
Speaker 1: it's there's no shirt off. God says, he's got like
Speaker 1: a map of an't understand, but that's none of my
Speaker 1: business what a man chooses to have as a whale tail.
Speaker 1: Look might look what I'm saying that, like, isn't this
Speaker 1: a little I'm sorry, Hi, why do you gotta? Uh?
Speaker 1: My wife and I are trying to eat and the
Speaker 1: sounds you're making or is that what your wife and
Speaker 1: you were trying to do? You were trying to eat,
Speaker 1: trying to tell me a story, and it looks like
Speaker 1: your friend is deep throwing that sausage and you cannot
Speaker 1: listen to some money longer. We're trying to just have
Speaker 1: ourselves a nice dinner for our anniversary, and it sounds
Speaker 1: that sounds trying. But what's going on with y'all doing it?
Speaker 1: What can you do? Every time we try to eat,
Speaker 1: it's like acid reflux because vomits coming up in the
Speaker 1: back of our throats. Okay, works, Why don't you back
Speaker 1: off describing my friends eating style is deep throating sauce.
Speaker 1: You got, I got a zel trans you want them? Sir?
Speaker 1: Please stop licking your fingers. Please stop it. Uh, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna put your chart up here. As you can see,
Speaker 1: your fingers are down to the bone. There is no
Speaker 1: skin left, so please stop. We're gonna put a cone
Speaker 1: on you so you won't do that anymore, all right,
Speaker 1: Usually reserve this for animals and stuff, but just medicine,
Speaker 1: medicine sugar free, because I'm tasting sweetness in this. I
Speaker 1: don't it's it's mostly it's it's mostly just phenament and
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know it. Stopped licking your fingers,
Speaker 1: literally stopping. You're killing yourself. Catch you tell those those
Speaker 1: are bones. There are bones. You know what's bones? Aliens
Speaker 1: and they're working with the government. Okay, we got bones
Speaker 1: that are aliens and they're working with the government. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to disagree with that. I fully agree that
Speaker 1: bones are working with the government and aliens and things.
Speaker 1: But please just put this cone on, and please don't
Speaker 1: don't lick your fingers anymore. So I do wear like
Speaker 1: a skirt or something, or how do I wear this?
Speaker 1: Keep wearing around your neck, and it's gonna be awfully
Speaker 1: big because you have long arms. So this is gonna
Speaker 1: let's go ahead, and this is hurting my shoulders. Oh god,
Speaker 1: alright now, just if you stop licking those fingers, the
Speaker 1: skin should grow back. It'll take a while, like a
Speaker 1: couple of months. In the cone, I can't leave the door.
Speaker 1: The door frame is too small for the cone. I
Speaker 1: can't get out. You're gonna have new battles, new hardships
Speaker 1: every day if you can't navigate one door. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's sorry. I have a solution. If you back
Speaker 1: through the door. I'm sorry. It's just a nurse, but
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good at the stuff. If you go backwards
Speaker 1: through the door, the cone will just perfectly slip through. Hey,
Speaker 1: cone boy, Hey nice, nice? Look what do you? What?
Speaker 1: Are you a cone head? You come boy? Yeah? So
Speaker 1: what what what have you? Look at your ass too much?
Speaker 1: Look at my fingers and went straight to the bone fingers.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's what it is. I couldn't get enough
Speaker 1: of your own balloon ties that what the problem was
Speaker 1: was that my butt hole? What are you trying to say?
Speaker 1: I don't lick my butt hoole. I licked my fingertippy.
Speaker 1: Why would someone put a cone on you unless you
Speaker 1: were going to town making a meal out of your asterix?
Speaker 1: What do you think I could do? You think I
Speaker 1: had the Wait a second, can you look at your asshole? Can't? Everyone? So,
Speaker 1: where are you from? Are you from Antarctica? You just
Speaker 1: got I am. As a matter of fact, we just
Speaker 1: gotta have a little more of restraint. Holy sh it,
Speaker 1: this is first. I mean, I've been in Jersey, my
Speaker 1: family moved there when I was nine, But I was
Speaker 1: born in Antarctica. Yeah, Antarctica A and T A R C.
Speaker 1: I have you been there. I've never been, never had
Speaker 1: the luxury to go there. But I know for a
Speaker 1: fact if you go. When you talk to lou the
Speaker 1: Polar Bear, he knows just like nine, I can't write
Speaker 1: this that when we fingered, sir, please stop licking your asshole.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put your chart here. As you can see
Speaker 1: you're in. This is almost completely gone. We're gonna put
Speaker 1: a second cone on you. Uh, this time the cones
Speaker 1: and go like a skirt. It's gonna go around your waist.
Speaker 1: So this is for your own good. All right, Your
Speaker 1: fingers will grow back, your butthole will survive. But you've
Speaker 1: got to stop looking. Okay, okay, um, excuse me, but
Speaker 1: I had seen the truth. You you you this picture.
Speaker 1: It's a picture of you tattooed on my back. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's me. I saw that at the I
Speaker 1: don't know how long, but I didn't realist that was
Speaker 1: that was me. This is prophecy. This is prophecy. What now,
Speaker 1: what next? I don't no, I don't know. Let me
Speaker 1: see the rest of your body. Let me see the
Speaker 1: rest of BC. Hey, what are you look at my
Speaker 1: butthole having? Okay, let's see. Okay, okay, I'm with a
Speaker 1: patient right now. Just wait until we're done. Can't wait.
Speaker 1: I can't wait. I need to know my future. Okay.
Speaker 1: You get to understand that I'm gonna meet aliens. The
Speaker 1: bones are talking to me. Okay, you just take it
Speaker 1: to the lobby. There's a lot of patients backed up.
Speaker 1: If this is just gonna be some weird negotiation, I
Speaker 1: really need to get more people in. Doctor. You have
Speaker 1: read red dots all over your face. Oh wow, I okay,
Speaker 1: let's see if I move, they come with me. That's
Speaker 1: that's bizarre. Have acne? Um wait, let me look at
Speaker 1: let me look at your back, sir. Here's my face.
Speaker 1: Um o, half on my face. The rest has been
Speaker 1: blown open. I don't know how you would have my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. Like you,
Speaker 1: everyone needs to be quiet and be calm. I am
Speaker 1: a bone alien and I've come here collecting. Stop look
Speaker 1: at my buddle, stop, look at my podle nervous, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: Just don't say anything. Don't know. You can say whatever
Speaker 1: you want, but don't resist. And you can, I guess
Speaker 1: you can say whatever you want, but don't resist because
Speaker 1: I'm going to take your bones, my bones, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: give me your fingertips. What was what was my purpose
Speaker 1: this entire time? I may not tell you. Man, that's
Speaker 1: just a fact. Man, you know what I mean. I'm
Speaker 1: a doctor. So these are the stories I'm hearing. Rat buddy,
Speaker 1: I mean, there's only came down there. It took people's bones.
Speaker 1: Another sky's spinker got all you know whatever, and like
Speaker 1: so it's just like me. When you're going out there,
Speaker 1: just be mindful of that. That that's that's truly the
Speaker 1: government government. Thanks for seeing us together, Doc. I just
Speaker 1: feel like if it's contagious and it goes to you,
Speaker 1: then it's very possible that these red dots could go
Speaker 1: to main. Look, the reality is this. If you're gonna
Speaker 1: tell me to wear a mask, I want to tell
Speaker 1: you to go much on my butt. All right, that's
Speaker 1: just a fact. And if you're telling me that there's
Speaker 1: a thread of transmission from two people without a mask,
Speaker 1: well fuck, let's bring a third because that'll cancel out
Speaker 1: one of them. That's math. That's math. That's like denominators
Speaker 1: and numerators or whatever. You know. Amen? Amen, oh so
Speaker 1: so hard? Interrupted you three one another round? Or do
Speaker 1: you want to hear the specials? Or do you want
Speaker 1: to order whatever? Martini place will do? Another three martini?
Speaker 1: What about you, sir? Yeah, I'll take a Martini um
Speaker 1: with a bud chaser. Right, but cha, sir? All right?
Speaker 1: What about using he said blood? He said blood, not
Speaker 1: but what he said? But from on with you, man,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on a second. I think that the
Speaker 1: waiter heard him say bud. Let me just say, you
Speaker 1: are a card and you need to be dealt with
Speaker 1: all right, I got the order, I'll be back. And
Speaker 1: then you want to hear the fast sholds. Do you
Speaker 1: want to hear fellas looking for a couple of skinny ladies.
Speaker 1: We are not bone aliens looking for a good time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we are not bone aliens. Sure. Yeah, there's only two
Speaker 1: of you and three of us, so maybe maybe Clinton
Speaker 1: you said this one out? Huh, hold on a second.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty much you know I would like to meet
Speaker 1: these ladies, so you can sit out on this one.
Speaker 1: We Okay, it's all right, Look like you could have
Speaker 1: my butt chaser and I'll deal with it later. All right,
Speaker 1: I thought you ordered the blood chaser. Okay, fine buck it.
Speaker 1: Oh sure, you're going to have to pay the tab.
Speaker 1: I know you said two other that's our show, remember
Speaker 1: our motto. If we're having fun, you're having fun. What
Speaker 1: a great show in my particular view, and that was
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Speaker 1: that call, Stratton, thanks so much for joining once again.
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