Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode aboulcom this COVI. I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin? What's that? WHOA? Do you
Speaker 1: know who I think I am? But I digress. Let's
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Speaker 1: And why uh the number two? Because my birthday is
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Speaker 1: I hope you did last, but you eat pooh. If
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Speaker 1: remember eating chocolate cake seated across from me? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so high? Yeah? And how stone were you on
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Speaker 1: I was gone. I was so caught in mouth to
Speaker 1: begin with, and then I got this moist chocolate cake.
Speaker 1: That was just that was the best. That was the best. Yeah.
Speaker 1: My memory is um, I'd never seen a cow up
Speaker 1: close chewing its cud. I guess you would call it.
Speaker 1: And that's what it looked like in human form, sitting
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Speaker 1: Richard Um. And now the scene suggestion. Two different spy
Speaker 1: agency teams stumble upon each other while spying on a
Speaker 1: drug cartel. We got blue inside, We got blue inside,
Speaker 1: and we can take a break. Voice alright, how long
Speaker 1: do we let blue uh before we maybe question if
Speaker 1: he's gone rogue? I don't know if you've seen signs,
Speaker 1: but he's a little agitated. But aren't we all? Oh yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm getting more agitated by the moment. You know,
Speaker 1: I gotta say that you've keeping this van up very well,
Speaker 1: and we appreciate it. It looks nice inside here, thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks. Yeah, I'm thinking about having the shag carpet
Speaker 1: replaced though anything I don't know. I mean it's it's
Speaker 1: scream to me and screams you, right, I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: a seventies guy right through and through, through and through man,
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry to interrupt. I'm sorry about that. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to find, uh like that there's a store that
Speaker 1: I think just sells hammers. I think that, uh forget that.
Speaker 1: I need to get a hammer. I was told to
Speaker 1: come down Main Street and I would see a church
Speaker 1: with two clocks. I might have missed it. I'm looking
Speaker 1: for a hammer store, a store that that I mean,
Speaker 1: I will probably sell other things, but I need hammers,
Speaker 1: is alright, So what you're looking for our hammers? Looking
Speaker 1: for a hardware store? Yeah, looking for a hardware store.
Speaker 1: I would recommend the True Hardware on Venice Boulevard. And
Speaker 1: that's great, about ten meters from here. You know how
Speaker 1: far that ten? Uh? In a couple of miles. All right,
Speaker 1: that's a beautiful van. You got it inside there, said
Speaker 1: whoa watching shandelier, a lot of computers and a lot
Speaker 1: of tech guys. I am big tech guy myself. You
Speaker 1: think the irony, of course, is me just looking for
Speaker 1: that hammer and being a tech early invention by man.
Speaker 1: Computers are later invention, but a hammer. Okay, well, you
Speaker 1: have a You have a great day, sir, you have
Speaker 1: a really great day. Take care. Oh man, how long
Speaker 1: are we just gonna sit out here for this bullshit?
Speaker 1: We should move in? So what did they have in
Speaker 1: their van? What was in there? What was in there? Huh?
Speaker 1: What was in their van? Did you not get any
Speaker 1: information out of him? No? No, I'm sorry. I've been
Speaker 1: looking at this hammer. I was like, you know, this
Speaker 1: is one of the early inventions of man. Did you
Speaker 1: know that? Wait a second? Are you are you? Are
Speaker 1: you not part of our team? I thought you dis guys,
Speaker 1: you know what? Never mind, never mind, never mind. I
Speaker 1: gotta go. I gotta go Hommer home or Homer. I am,
Speaker 1: I am. I am part of your team. Jesus Christ. Yes,
Speaker 1: So why didn't you tell me what's going on in
Speaker 1: their van? Number one? I told you, I'm looking at
Speaker 1: this hammer. I'm geeking out. You know where we came from,
Speaker 1: this is where we started. And then if you look
Speaker 1: all or look at all these buildings. That's where we
Speaker 1: are now. While over I'm getting a sneaky suspicion there's
Speaker 1: another spy unit that are keeping eyes and tips on
Speaker 1: this cartel. Who do I report that to? You? You know,
Speaker 1: I'm a little confused at the latter this kind of stuff. Now,
Speaker 1: we've been in this cast so fucking long. I don't
Speaker 1: even know who to report to. Like I were too deep?
Speaker 1: I think I think we are in too deep? Well
Speaker 1: we're seven feet in, So where do you mark the
Speaker 1: too deep spot? I think anything at the five? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I feel like if we bring
Speaker 1: this up to the captain, he's not gonna like it.
Speaker 1: One of us is going to get fired. Why don't
Speaker 1: we report back that we think the cartel has disbanded?
Speaker 1: Is that too unbelievable? Is that possible? You know? New
Speaker 1: cartel's moving every day. We could say that this one
Speaker 1: they put up a sign that's had gone fishing and
Speaker 1: they're not gonna be here anymore. You know what I'm saying, Hey,
Speaker 1: hey guys, hey, hey, you're still here the same spot.
Speaker 1: Look at that. Anyway, We'll let you know found the hammer.
Speaker 1: Really good stuff. It wasn't true value. It was it
Speaker 1: wasn't just a hammers only. Uh, Main Street is very
Speaker 1: far from where I thought where we are now, it
Speaker 1: is far, but anyway one to come back? Sir? Do
Speaker 1: you understand that we sent you on a quest for
Speaker 1: a hammer just to get you the funk out of here?
Speaker 1: But we could use a saw, we right, we could
Speaker 1: use a saw. Right, I think we need a saw.
Speaker 1: I mean I came here looking for directions for the right,
Speaker 1: you know, but I'm happy to go grab us. Ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you need it? Hey, am I crazy? Isn't that the
Speaker 1: guy who was looking for a hammer? He's talking to
Speaker 1: a van that looks very similar to ours. Would you
Speaker 1: just just do the paperwork? Okay, just do the paperwork.
Speaker 1: I'm not okay, I'm also a field agent. I'm not
Speaker 1: just the paperwork week. We're all fucking field agents. Okay, listen,
Speaker 1: he's okay, he's with us. He's having a hard time
Speaker 1: telling us about what he's seeing in But he's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying, is what I'm saying. Is what I'm saying
Speaker 1: is we are in this fan with the shag carpet.
Speaker 1: We can all see that, right, Yes, of course, Computers
Speaker 1: all around. It's a little dirty. Okay, So why did
Speaker 1: the guy who's with us, supposedly, why did he go
Speaker 1: to that similarly marked van across the street? Listen, I
Speaker 1: a bus is Look at the window. Here, there's seven vans,
Speaker 1: all identical outside, seven seven vans, and one lunatic going
Speaker 1: door to door talking to him. I thought that would
Speaker 1: be all right, Danny, we're all looking at same game.
Speaker 1: Seven vans is confusing the most people, you too, Shut
Speaker 1: the hell up. Let's just tell me right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: those gentlemen out there are building a small business. Okay.
Speaker 1: Each one of those vans is a shad copet fan. Okay.
Speaker 1: They go into homes, they put shape down. Do you
Speaker 1: think that those people weren't like us one day? Huh? Captain? Captain,
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. How often do you
Speaker 1: trim your toenails? Not often? I let him grow as
Speaker 1: long as I can look into the ground. Right. Also
Speaker 1: better a playing guitar? Blue, Come in blue? Agent Blue,
Speaker 1: Come in blue? Is that it we're not going to
Speaker 1: hear from him. I think he might. It's possible that
Speaker 1: he's undercover right now, and the more we try to
Speaker 1: contact him, the more we reveal fling that he's an
Speaker 1: undercovering splitting channels right now. Wait, hold on, whose house
Speaker 1: is on this channel? Wait, I'm on the channel. It's
Speaker 1: not possible he's undercover. He's definitely undercover, and it's possible
Speaker 1: he's in a moment. But I'm saying we're talking to
Speaker 1: him through his earpiece, so that wouldn't give him away.
Speaker 1: But if he answered us, he might not be answering
Speaker 1: us because he's in the middle. I am picking somebody
Speaker 1: else up on our channel. I am picking up the
Speaker 1: party line, a party line. We should have a party line.
Speaker 1: Who the funs on our channel? Fun? Fun, fun Fun.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna step out of the van. Okay, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: step out of the van. Why would you step out
Speaker 1: of the I'm just gonna go figure things out myself.
Speaker 1: I got a saw here. I went down to the
Speaker 1: hardware store, picked up saw that. Those guys over there
Speaker 1: one who saw something? And do you know that this
Speaker 1: was right after the hammer humans. I think you've gone
Speaker 1: to tea. I think you've gone full seven feet. You
Speaker 1: shut the funk up, You shut up right now. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think you've gone too deep. Okay, you just started
Speaker 1: with the hammer. Now you're on a saw. You forgot
Speaker 1: where you came from. You came from our van. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're part of us. You're blue. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: was berthed out of the van. I I am a van.
Speaker 1: I'm a van. No, you're a secret agent. Come back
Speaker 1: in here. You need to be read it. Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, blues coming through. The guy he's talking to
Speaker 1: isn't blue. He's just a random crazy nut. Oh god,
Speaker 1: this is gonna throw everything sideways. Who's on our channel?
Speaker 1: Who the hell is alright? Just getting to the van?
Speaker 1: Getting to the van? I got him. He's crazy about
Speaker 1: hammers and sauce. A bus. All the guys are now
Speaker 1: doing kind of like fire drill scenario and the vans
Speaker 1: they're all now and they're going into other vans, and
Speaker 1: then they keep talking about imps. Chat. I hear it's
Speaker 1: really loud. They're just on the other side of the window. So, wow,
Speaker 1: can we jumping somebody else's vandon? Okay, we gotta go
Speaker 1: down there. We shot. We gotta support these small businesses.
Speaker 1: All right. Now, we invite every shad copt company van
Speaker 1: operated business inside here and tell them they just get
Speaker 1: a square of this. Hey, listen. Uh. I know I've
Speaker 1: only been running the Drug guardtel for a couple of weeks,
Speaker 1: but I don't know who else to talk to about this.
Speaker 1: I feel like, uh like we're being watched, like by
Speaker 1: by a lot of people. You're doing a great job,
Speaker 1: You're doing a great Thanks. I appreciate the emotional support.
Speaker 1: But back to we have a lot of we have
Speaker 1: a lot of confidence in you. Again, thank you. Robertson.
Speaker 1: Do you since we're being watched by anyone? Is this
Speaker 1: just in my head? Well, guys, I don't want to
Speaker 1: startle anybody. Yeah, this morning I woke up. Let me
Speaker 1: on button my shirt and show you what I woke
Speaker 1: up on my chest? Look at the Jesus don't know alright, alright,
Speaker 1: my paranoia has subsided. Thank you for that. Rabbi. Hey,
Speaker 1: what do you mean you're out of vans? I came
Speaker 1: down here, I saved up. I want to buy a van. Look,
Speaker 1: I can't be more clear about this. I am out
Speaker 1: of vans. Okay, they bled me dry about two days ago. Okay, guy,
Speaker 1: this is your van, Lot Van the van. Guys, Van Lot,
Speaker 1: come down to van the van, Come down to guys van.
Speaker 1: So I came down. I saved up all summer because
Speaker 1: I wanted my first van. And you know, listen, Ruby,
Speaker 1: I know that. Okay, you worked at the mind, I
Speaker 1: know the work you put in. The whole town was
Speaker 1: cheering for you. But I don't have any more vans. Ruby,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I need this van. I got black along
Speaker 1: over the summer being down in the mines, and I
Speaker 1: just don't want to van spend my final days in
Speaker 1: a van if I can't. Look, han, man, we have
Speaker 1: this minivan. We have this minivan here. Maybe maybe the
Speaker 1: minivan would suffice Hey, hold on a second, have I
Speaker 1: was just oh, well, it's honestly, since we haven't signed
Speaker 1: the pit out here, and let's make that say it
Speaker 1: okay for sir, Henry, just sell that man the minivan. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I just think we should sell it to the person
Speaker 1: who's willing to pay the most for it. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: obviously this man right here, he's gonna pay top talks
Speaker 1: for Do you think Ruby's gonna be able to pay
Speaker 1: for that for his mining Jim? No, okay, No, you're right,
Speaker 1: you're right, You're right. God damnit, Henry. Sorry, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to stick with the original sale, and uh, we're
Speaker 1: gonna sell the minivan to the Miniman. That scene one.
Speaker 1: We gotta have that T shirt selling the minivan to
Speaker 1: the Miniman that reminds me of something. A shirt right
Speaker 1: now that says, may I call you? And it has
Speaker 1: all of the names from the first year of you
Speaker 1: giving me different names. It's up on It's up on
Speaker 1: te Spring. Now up on te spring. The alchemyst T
Speaker 1: shirts available and they finally show up t Spring. Cut
Speaker 1: us a break. Yeah, there are a handful of shirts.
Speaker 1: We need to have another contest for the listeners. We
Speaker 1: will I and I'm coming back to it. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: for interrupting, but the T shirt thing just reminded me
Speaker 1: that I'm wearing the brand new T shirt and you're
Speaker 1: saying that one has all the bizarre names I gave
Speaker 1: you during the first year in the opening. Great, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna buy one. You see. Two comes to us
Speaker 1: from Abriel, who wrote, Hello, Miss I am a new
Speaker 1: mom to a two month old baby girl named Theodora,
Speaker 1: affectionately known as Teddy. Your show had literally gotten me
Speaker 1: through more than a few rough moments and sleepless nights
Speaker 1: since I pretty much have nothing else on my mind
Speaker 1: these days, except for baby care. My scene suggestion is
Speaker 1: as follows. First time parents are taking a newborn care class.
Speaker 1: Thanks Abriella A from New Park p A. Abrielle. I
Speaker 1: just don't want to mess it up. I don't want
Speaker 1: to mess it up. I'm gonna be a terrible day.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna mess it up. Rick, you were born
Speaker 1: to be a dad. It's human nature. But I take
Speaker 1: this class and it's gonna go great. But Randa, you
Speaker 1: know I'm accident prone. I have been my whole life.
Speaker 1: My family's incredibly unlucky. It just just knows. You think
Speaker 1: you're the first person that's been afraid of having a baby. No,
Speaker 1: but I just I just, Randa, I just sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: freaking out. I just I just don't want to be
Speaker 1: a terrible dad, and I feel like I'm gonna be. Rick.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna be a terrible dad. You got us
Speaker 1: a great deal on this group on class. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be wonderful. We're gonna learn a lot. Just calm down, Okay, Hello, everybody,
Speaker 1: h thank you. I'm gonna go ahead and start reading.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you all coming to the very last Barnes
Speaker 1: and Noble. I think in the in the world for
Speaker 1: the reading of my book today. Um, it's dedicated to
Speaker 1: my parents, Rick and Nora, who, as it turns out,
Speaker 1: didn't want me. Uh, my dad was I just read
Speaker 1: the book, as he reminded me, I'm gonna get to it, sir.
Speaker 1: As he reminded to me at every one of my birthdays.
Speaker 1: UM was nervous. Uh was was insecure about his ability
Speaker 1: to be a right here, that's appreciated, sir by someone
Speaker 1: other than me. But as it turns out, my father
Speaker 1: was the best dad dad anyone could have hoped for it.
Speaker 1: I want to dedicate this book to my parents. The
Speaker 1: book is entitled I'm gonna start reading from your book.
Speaker 1: I hadn't go ahead and do that now, sir. It
Speaker 1: was a soft I remember it because of the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my book doesn't start that way. Face. Well, then maybe
Speaker 1: it's a I've got the wrong book. Yep, you do.
Speaker 1: You got the wrong Barnes and Noble. Excuse me, sir,
Speaker 1: you have to leave. This is a book reading. You
Speaker 1: are a problem. No, don't try to dodge me. Don't.
Speaker 1: I'm standing right next to you. Come here, Come here,
Speaker 1: there's a fucking book reading going on right now? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: As I was saying, the book is entitled die you
Speaker 1: Horrible Monsters, Die uh to Ma and Jesus Christ. Okay, everybody,
Speaker 1: Now we are moving on to the he's a baby
Speaker 1: or she's a baby or its ship? Who shot? I think?
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened. I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: The arms came off. It's just it's just a doll.
Speaker 1: That's okay. That the arms came off? That bad? Is
Speaker 1: that bad? It's not a big it's not a big deal.
Speaker 1: It's not a big deal. Now, what I need you
Speaker 1: all to do? And this is a little controversial if
Speaker 1: I'm being if I'm being honest, I need you to
Speaker 1: be your baby, beat honest, to beat a kid. I
Speaker 1: need you to be your baby. I'll be e b
Speaker 1: B And so take a moment and think like a baby.
Speaker 1: Take a moment and talk like a baby. Somebody just
Speaker 1: came off. The legs that came off? Is that? Rick?
Speaker 1: Why am I the only woman in this baby class? Granda?
Speaker 1: It was I didn't get to choose. It's a group
Speaker 1: on Okay, Like, yes, it's weird that you're the only
Speaker 1: lady here. But then again, there's only like six people,
Speaker 1: so the odd well, you're doing pretty good. You haven't
Speaker 1: lost any arms, and you don't think the beating the
Speaker 1: baby is the right thing to do, so so far
Speaker 1: you're a winner. Rick. And so if you notice, if
Speaker 1: you notice, we don't have many women here, and that's
Speaker 1: a good thing. Question what do we need them for? Exactly?
Speaker 1: Exactly no, excuse me, I can hear you say that.
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you one thing you need a woman for.
Speaker 1: It's to have the baby. You wouldn't have a baby
Speaker 1: if it wasn't for a woman, period. And that is
Speaker 1: the one thing we need them for. Very good, very
Speaker 1: very good. Let's go. We don't need to stay for
Speaker 1: this class. This is a bad class. I have another question.
Speaker 1: When you say be the baby, do you mean if
Speaker 1: I ship myself right now it's cool? Do you think
Speaker 1: it's cool? I mean in the situation if I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be the baby? Another question? Yes, when someone says I
Speaker 1: slept like a baby last night? What what? What? What
Speaker 1: should we expect from that baby sleep? Why don't we
Speaker 1: all take a quick nap as babies, and when we
Speaker 1: return from these naps will discuss No, you tell me
Speaker 1: right now. I mean, Tom Brady can go anywhere. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna like the team, but can I talk to
Speaker 1: you about some serious stuff for a second. I um
Speaker 1: actually went to this all male baby class. It was
Speaker 1: a group on thing. Originally I was looking for like
Speaker 1: Bilder Bear, but typed in baby build a Baby. It
Speaker 1: was a long story short. My Internet wasn't the best.
Speaker 1: You know, the internet doesn't matter. Look, the thing I
Speaker 1: wanted to say was that, you know, being around a
Speaker 1: bunch of guys acting like babies, understanding how to take
Speaker 1: care of babies, it really made me think that, I
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe like maybe men should have babies. Cliff, Cliff,
Speaker 1: calm down, a b Is there a like? Do I
Speaker 1: need a shirt put? To get to the rest of
Speaker 1: this fucking question? Heres Jesus Christ, Tommy. You know, I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to open up to you man once in
Speaker 1: a while. Part of me I'm happy to continue to
Speaker 1: serve you two drinks, but I'm going to serve that
Speaker 1: tape recorder anymore drinks. Okay, that's just that's just the
Speaker 1: rule we've got here because the tempercuter has had too
Speaker 1: many I don't have to answer that you know what,
Speaker 1: we'll be taking our business somewhere else then all right,
Speaker 1: you know I don't. Yeah, you're you're Tommy. What the
Speaker 1: hell you're talking about? What are you? Tommy? You're fucking hammered, man,
Speaker 1: You're hammered out of your ass. Listen, dude, I just
Speaker 1: want to open up to you emotionally. I really feel
Speaker 1: like you're blocked talking about and now I need you
Speaker 1: to call out. Yes, that's right. Anybody can call out,
Speaker 1: call out, call out, Rhonda. I just can't do this.
Speaker 1: This is ridiculous. This is a bunch of men acting
Speaker 1: like babies. Rick, if you want, you can stay here,
Speaker 1: but I'm leaving right now. Try um um hey everyone,
Speaker 1: it's me the baby. I'm a genius. I can talk already,
Speaker 1: and I'm a baby. Very good, Rhonda, can we hear
Speaker 1: your baby? You? Goodbye? Rick, goodbye, I'm leaving. Goodbye, goodbye
Speaker 1: all of you. Goodbye. Hey, Rhonda, before you leave, can
Speaker 1: I just say you're very attractive? Too late, I'm already pregnant,
Speaker 1: So bye bye. Rick. Are you gonna just let that
Speaker 1: slide or what's the deal? Man? Jeez, Rick, you're not
Speaker 1: gonna handle your business. You got you got cockled, dude.
Speaker 1: You look, I'm not I'm axident prone and I just,
Speaker 1: you know, the whole the baby thing was a whoomsie.
Speaker 1: So I just I don't know. I don't know what
Speaker 1: to do with my life anymore. Guys, that's amazing. So
Speaker 1: you you run a group on business? Is that right?
Speaker 1: Is that that's amazing? I never heard of that. I
Speaker 1: felt like businesses like used group on, but I didn't
Speaker 1: know like your business was run on group on, Like
Speaker 1: it's only a three group on. I don't understand the question.
Speaker 1: What the question? I was thinking, you need the rest
Speaker 1: of the well, I see the way the way I
Speaker 1: see it's like, yeah, we need a mom, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. But sorry, without be anything else or
Speaker 1: did you guys want to hear the dessert specials? Actually
Speaker 1: I would I was wanting to get We're good, We're good,
Speaker 1: thank you, hold on checking. I want to get something
Speaker 1: to eat. I would like to get something more to eat.
Speaker 1: We have the New York cheesecake, we have the same cheesecake,
Speaker 1: we have the Miami cheesecake, and we have the Augusta
Speaker 1: Georgia cheeze cake. All right. I wanted to actually order
Speaker 1: a main I didn't want to just go straight to dessert. So, uh,
Speaker 1: want you mean like an entree? Yes, I don't know
Speaker 1: where you're from, but Maine don't know what does that mean?
Speaker 1: So you'd like to hear the entree specials? No, they
Speaker 1: knew what I meant when I said Maine. Hold on
Speaker 1: a second, you knew what I mean. Said wow, I
Speaker 1: mean the word, sir. I'm sensing you want to check.
Speaker 1: Is this part breaking? But I think the fries were
Speaker 1: good enough. This lady is, Hey, Cheryl, can I talk
Speaker 1: to you? You're very rude to that table. We are
Speaker 1: the cheesecake factory and they have a lot of options,
Speaker 1: and you only gave them a couple of the cheesecake options.
Speaker 1: And there are seventy five there are a hundred and
Speaker 1: seventy five options there are, and um, could you please
Speaker 1: rattle off the top fifty cellars right now least so
Speaker 1: I know that your head is in the game. Ok. Fine,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. There was an accident at the cheesecake factory.
Speaker 1: Some of the molten cheesecake spun out and it burned
Speaker 1: a whole bunch of the workers. It wasn't disaster disaster
Speaker 1: at the factory, and that was a field reporter at
Speaker 1: the cheesecake factory and Marina del Rey reporting a difficult
Speaker 1: lunch for a couple of folks. And now Sports and Weather,
Speaker 1: done both by Charles Gibins. Charles, Hey, Bruce, I'm just
Speaker 1: so in your ear right now, that was really insensitive
Speaker 1: the way you talked about that. Okay, these cheesecake words
Speaker 1: burned up? All right, Yeah there's chairman. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: guy in reporting that people are burning up. You know,
Speaker 1: it's it's it's tragic enough. It's I think of the
Speaker 1: history of the way people tune in for sports and weather.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. People are down on white bruise. You know,
Speaker 1: white bruise. You know why they turn in for sports
Speaker 1: and weather because you're not given the two of them.
Speaker 1: All right, you gotta And now is the time where
Speaker 1: we turn to our partners. Um, all all the men
Speaker 1: in the room, here is some my women. I need
Speaker 1: you to suck all upon the teat of your partner.
Speaker 1: Now they say men can't produce milk. I disagree. So
Speaker 1: please take a moment. I'm much from the lights down.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put little ya and you are just begin
Speaker 1: to suckle. Let me hear the suckles please good. Hey Devin,
Speaker 1: I'm worried man, not much, not much. Um Like me
Speaker 1: and a couple of guys. We're gonna go over to
Speaker 1: this baby party later and I want to know if
Speaker 1: you wanted to, if I wanted to, what to come
Speaker 1: with us two of the baby party. Yeah. A lot
Speaker 1: of the other guys said you're gonna be difficult to
Speaker 1: ask and I shouldn't do it, but well maybe they
Speaker 1: know me better than you. Yeah, but I just really
Speaker 1: wanted to extend a hand here, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: So while you're a giver not a taker, and I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. And so take this back to the other guys. Hey,
Speaker 1: fucker's you were right? He was an asshole? Okay, cool
Speaker 1: man anyway, uh honey or rough day at the office.
Speaker 1: I said the Spurs had a chance of showers. I
Speaker 1: really fucked it. That has seen to everybody. Oh he's
Speaker 1: doing sports and weather. Scene three comes to us from
Speaker 1: patron v I P. Robert, who wrote, James, don't read
Speaker 1: this as a reminded for those of you. James and
Speaker 1: I both read the patron v I p emails and James,
Speaker 1: as it turns out, does not like to know what
Speaker 1: the scene suggestions are in advance. I don't know how
Speaker 1: many times I have to explain this. Uh, Robert writes,
Speaker 1: hello again, gang, top notch work is always. My love
Speaker 1: for you all grows each episode. But I must declare
Speaker 1: my undying devotion to Craig especially. I read this purposely
Speaker 1: when Craig wasn't with us, because I feel like he's
Speaker 1: confident enough. Yeah, what silky pipes of silliness he possesses.
Speaker 1: Yeah we're not gonna tell him that, but it's great
Speaker 1: that you shared it, and I wanted to read your email.
Speaker 1: Um anyway, here's my brief scene suggestion, the hidden life
Speaker 1: of pasta. Cheers, thanks by thank you, Robert. Just get
Speaker 1: any pasta. It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Well, of
Speaker 1: course it matters. There's seventeen pastas to choose from. It's
Speaker 1: just dry tubed bread. It tastes all the fun. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, so you've never It's caused me I cut
Speaker 1: the help. But you must really like the different kinds
Speaker 1: of pasta. Luigi, thank you? Yes, what if I was
Speaker 1: to tell you that there's a secret menu that isn't here?
Speaker 1: Keep talking in the back. We have what looks to
Speaker 1: be like a fish stick or an aquarium. But inside,
Speaker 1: inside of the fish stink, there are different kinds of
Speaker 1: noodles that are alive. Would you like to see them?
Speaker 1: You want us to go in the back to see
Speaker 1: live noodles swimming in a fish stank? I tell you
Speaker 1: are allowed that. Everybody here we want to go to
Speaker 1: the back. And that's not going to be very helpy.
Speaker 1: Can I feel like we're being taken to be whacked? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right, listen, Dracula. Look, we gave you a shot. Okay,
Speaker 1: gave you a shot. What are you talking about? Gave
Speaker 1: you a shot at um before you I didn't believe
Speaker 1: in mummies. I didn't believe in wolf things. Whatever. We're
Speaker 1: trying a new thing here. We're open to all. I
Speaker 1: don't mind you give being some personal tips. That's nice.
Speaker 1: We want you to bring your flavor. But you're bringing
Speaker 1: people in the back. Now, that's an insurance hazard, you
Speaker 1: get it right. Let me tell you something that many
Speaker 1: people realize. Okay, so your past work history here, Well, okay,
Speaker 1: there's a couple of thousand years gap here between Ralph's
Speaker 1: and uh you were helping make the pyramids? Is that correct? Yes?
Speaker 1: But that my boss. You cannot. He probably wouldn't give
Speaker 1: me as good a review as you might need, so honestly,
Speaker 1: probably not to call him. You don't want me to
Speaker 1: talk to your Ralph's manager. Ralph's manager especially not. In fact,
Speaker 1: why don't we just begin a new relationship right now?
Speaker 1: How about I clean up you? That's really quick and
Speaker 1: damn we go. Sure you don't gotta get that close
Speaker 1: to my neck Ralph's Uh, this is Tom speaking. How
Speaker 1: m I help you? Hey? Uh, I'm just wondering y'all
Speaker 1: got toilet paper right now? We do have toilet papers? Sure, Yes,
Speaker 1: we don't have too many brands, and we definitely don't
Speaker 1: have Charman Ultrasoft, but we do have some toilet paper, yes, okay. Also, um,
Speaker 1: you got any of them Seltzer's that um got alcohols
Speaker 1: in them, but that tastes still like fruit times. So
Speaker 1: the Boon's Farm a Seltzer is back, yes, and we're excited.
Speaker 1: It's available now in six flavors. Do you want to
Speaker 1: hear the flavors? I would love to hear the flavors.
Speaker 1: Please tell muss. Okay, we've got heeney Berry, We've got
Speaker 1: lime James, We've got straw Joey. Okay, and um oh
Speaker 1: we did get the Uh the macaroni is on fire Man.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, what is it now? The macaroni is on
Speaker 1: fire Man. Okay, So there's a special sale on macaroni.
Speaker 1: Are you interested in that at ulcer? Yeah? I like
Speaker 1: I like macaroni. That sounds good. I come down. Uh.
Speaker 1: You know, I've been to Booze Farm once. I went
Speaker 1: I want to raffle, and I got to go. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it's kinna. It's just a live uber and
Speaker 1: people around all that. But I don't mind a mass.
Speaker 1: You're just heading over to Ralphs. Is that right? Just
Speaker 1: a little quick stop. Yeah, I'm heading over to pick
Speaker 1: up some macaroni, And then showed them my scrap book
Speaker 1: of my time at Boone's. Oh yeah, Boone, I want
Speaker 1: a raffle, a little giveaway. Got over there. We got
Speaker 1: a little chance to walk around the farm. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: did the same thing. This is I went back in
Speaker 1: two when you go, I went there ninety two. That's
Speaker 1: also when I went. Oh the hell, I went in August,
Speaker 1: mid August ninety two. I went in mid August and
Speaker 1: ninety two two. Look at that. That's crazy. I. I I
Speaker 1: stayed in the in the chateau up by the vines.
Speaker 1: I stayed at the shut to put the bon the
Speaker 1: vines too, look said, I slept in a kink bad.
Speaker 1: Now it was the floor for me. You know, I
Speaker 1: used to I usually do work over at the cheesecake factory.
Speaker 1: I don't want to just just open up about me.
Speaker 1: But I feel like I'm driving and I can at
Speaker 1: any moment just kill us. So you know, I was
Speaker 1: working there and I and I decided, as I hate
Speaker 1: you know what I wanna, I want to do something different.
Speaker 1: I got out before that crazy you did you hear
Speaker 1: about that crazy cheesecake factory? That a dracula on the road.
Speaker 1: There's a dragon. Oh well that was easy. Huh. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I kind of just right. You're driving the car.
Speaker 1: You're not driving garlics and steak and stuff. So he'll
Speaker 1: be okay, he'll amen to that moment. Welcome. If you
Speaker 1: are here, it's because you were giving an invitation. No,
Speaker 1: we asked you all to take a seat. Say nothing,
Speaker 1: sit around the table. Place? Do we just sit anywhere?
Speaker 1: I said, please? Please? Now you'll see there's a hand
Speaker 1: towel in front of all of you. I was gonna
Speaker 1: sit there. I need you to put that over your head.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting here. Now go ahead and place the towel
Speaker 1: over your head. Now, this was gonna sit there. I
Speaker 1: understand what I'm sitting here, and I this is a
Speaker 1: barrier between you and God himself. The seats open down there.
Speaker 1: Just just switch with me. Yeah. See, if you're asked
Speaker 1: fits in one, he should not see what you are
Speaker 1: about to. Doesn't matter if I asked fits him. You
Speaker 1: saw me make you saw me walking towards this chair,
Speaker 1: and yes, and you cut me off? Right? Then is
Speaker 1: your problem? You just needing garlic? Yeah, I've been eating garlic.
Speaker 1: Smell like a fucking vampire. Dude, I wouldn't smell like
Speaker 1: a vampire. They hate garlic. They hate garlic. What that
Speaker 1: guy tell us not to talk? Shut the ship. We'll
Speaker 1: be coming out. Shut. Then you will notice you will
Speaker 1: all only have war bunch. Fucking This evening is over.
Speaker 1: I tried, I tried, I'm out. I'm gone. Thank you
Speaker 1: so long. Hey, Tim, how's the class go? First of all, Phil,
Speaker 1: it's not a class, okay, it's a secret. You know.
Speaker 1: I have to explain this to every fucking month it's
Speaker 1: a secret society where we eat things that God shouldn't
Speaker 1: be seeing us eat. Okay, last night was supposed to
Speaker 1: be one one piece of pennay, a forbidden pain ay
Speaker 1: as it were. But I don't need to get into
Speaker 1: all this with you. Where did the pay come from?
Speaker 1: That's not that's not your business, Phil it As a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, this isn't working out either, Rent, by
Speaker 1: the way, No, no, hey, listen, hey, listen to fucking asholes.
Speaker 1: Listen all right, listen up. I need this whole damn
Speaker 1: floor covered in share competing now. Okay, so shut the
Speaker 1: funk up and get the goddamn sha compety. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're getting on it, Jim, jesus, I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: I called it a class again. I always forget. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I really am. It's okay. It's a secret society, and
Speaker 1: I just want to be a part of it, you know, No,
Speaker 1: I know, it's just I don't want to mix our
Speaker 1: living situation with my professional stuff. Anyway. Will you will
Speaker 1: you hand me the cutter? Please? Yeah? Here we go,
Speaker 1: thank you? Okay. How many people showed up at the society, Uh?
Speaker 1: There was twelve. Twelve showed up. Yeah, but but we
Speaker 1: didn't finish because somebody screamed cock punished and he was like,
Speaker 1: and that was the word thing too, is it? Why
Speaker 1: are you calling out what punches you're doing? And it
Speaker 1: just it devolved. It's supposed to be isn't supposed to
Speaker 1: be silent during the It's supposed to be setting, sir,
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be silent. Your rugs done, the carpets down.
Speaker 1: I mean, dad, you got fired from else Well, it
Speaker 1: wasn't working out. I was just trying to be helpful,
Speaker 1: tell the truth. Is it odd to you that I
Speaker 1: have living pasta well, you know it's yes, it's a
Speaker 1: little weird for sure. But I feel like that you're
Speaker 1: making excuse for not working anymore. No, no, no, I've
Speaker 1: I've put lots of work together in my lifetime. I
Speaker 1: feel like this is just a job to, you know,
Speaker 1: keep myself busy. And you're so embarrassing. You know what, Tracula,
Speaker 1: I said, fuck it, you know what, I was willing
Speaker 1: to live with an eternal being, with the hopes that
Speaker 1: you were going to be I don't know, have some
Speaker 1: kind of pellacialist state and money from Rome and also
Speaker 1: there ship but You're just another broke, goddamn cryptid and
Speaker 1: I'm sucking out of here. Okay, I'm taking don't I have.
Speaker 1: I'm on a fixed int come, Okay, every month I
Speaker 1: get a certain amount of anything extra I have to
Speaker 1: make on my own bullshit, Okay, I'm okay. How many
Speaker 1: of my friends have you just just drained? Okay, drained
Speaker 1: and I get nothing. I'm out of here, buddy, I'm
Speaker 1: sucking Vegas. I'm moving to Vegas. I don't care. And
Speaker 1: then mom left dead? Is I don't understand this? And
Speaker 1: then you don't show up to coach little league teams.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, honestly, I don't. I just don't feel like
Speaker 1: it's appropriate. Uh well, we can't have night games, that's
Speaker 1: uh all the games have to be. Some of the
Speaker 1: most exciting games happen at night. You just couldn't do
Speaker 1: the evening games like after sundown. Well, I mean, the
Speaker 1: field just don't have lights at to public school. We
Speaker 1: just don't have the money to build that kind of
Speaker 1: infrastructure that what if we had a glow in the
Speaker 1: dark ball, wouldn't that be fine? Uh No. Nerve kind
Speaker 1: of came out with those a couple of years ago.
Speaker 1: And they're actually super dangerous. So h, I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know. They're kids, they're I mean they're eight year
Speaker 1: old kids. They can't. You just gonna find another little
Speaker 1: league coach? Okay, alright, that I got two cases of
Speaker 1: macaroni and a cup boom from I'm gonna put him
Speaker 1: up here so you can check me out. Say where
Speaker 1: did that Dracula fella go? That? Usually he's here on Thursdays. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: he quit. He didn't like working here for some reason.
Speaker 1: All right, he got fired. I'm sorry. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to say. He was uncomfortable. He's kept talking about
Speaker 1: living pasta like that was a thing. Uh, did you
Speaker 1: want anything else? Sir? Do you have a Ralph's card?
Speaker 1: I don't have a WOMY, but I can put in
Speaker 1: my number. I go ahead type it in. I'm not six. Yeah, Uh,
Speaker 1: it's you're supposed to be your phone number. Sir. We're
Speaker 1: gonna need seven digits. Oh I see um six yep
Speaker 1: six oh boy yex. Someone summoned me. Do you need
Speaker 1: discounts on your grocery? Yeah? Can you roll your card
Speaker 1: through this and get a discount place? I don't want
Speaker 1: who has discount? Excuse me, you have a discount third devil, Yeah,
Speaker 1: is there an issue? It doesn't matter to me which
Speaker 1: one of you got scan the work here is due.
Speaker 1: So you just conjure him up whenever you need him those. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I subscribe to a Satanic savings program, right so whenever
Speaker 1: at some place, and like even it works on live
Speaker 1: too if I don't know a coupon code without suthing him. Right. God,
Speaker 1: he tries to budge sometimes that they don't work, like
Speaker 1: they expired. Like it seems like it's ninety five or
Speaker 1: step work. What is it that's like outdated? Yeah. I
Speaker 1: remember looking up on the Google there some discount codes
Speaker 1: and it said Satan's discount. I thought that can't be right.
Speaker 1: But you're saying it works. Yeah, yeah, no, it's it
Speaker 1: works all the time. He gets me great savings. Um,
Speaker 1: I mean he does on part of my soul. But
Speaker 1: it's worth it right now to be able to keep
Speaker 1: things lean in my pocket. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I do know. I'm just saying, you're just a part
Speaker 1: of your soul. That's it. Just for a little piece. Yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever percentage he gets me off of things, that's how
Speaker 1: much of my soul he gets, so it adds up
Speaker 1: over time. Got you got you with the average of
Speaker 1: all the percentages, so you know the median or the
Speaker 1: mean or whatever. So right now, he gives you pretty
Speaker 1: good savings and he owns thirty one percent of my soul.
Speaker 1: That's not bad. That's not bad at all, all right, Uh,
Speaker 1: trucula high for a position at satan savings. Yes, I'd
Speaker 1: like to get a job, but I want to make
Speaker 1: sure that I'm a good fit because I've been really
Speaker 1: feeling bad every time I lose a job and people
Speaker 1: say that. I just so I feel like maybe I
Speaker 1: fit very well here. I think you will. I don't
Speaker 1: think you're getting the appreciation you deserve. Now, let me
Speaker 1: just say one thing. This is quite jotting too many people,
Speaker 1: But I've got a good friend, Dr Frankenstein, and he's
Speaker 1: created the pasta that's not like any other pasta. It
Speaker 1: in itself is like alive. Would you mind if we
Speaker 1: sold that here as well? Mm hmm, it seems pretty
Speaker 1: far fetched. There's a fish tank that I have in
Speaker 1: my trunk. It I'd love to show you the pasta
Speaker 1: that's inside of it. Lonely, Oh my god, that of course,
Speaker 1: I'm lonely. My wife left me, my child hates me
Speaker 1: because I kind of do Little League. Please, I'd meet
Speaker 1: to belong somewhere, and he took the fish tank inside
Speaker 1: and he lived out his days there. Now there's any
Speaker 1: questions in the Barnes and Noble crowd, I'm happy to
Speaker 1: take them. Yeah, how I'm gonna take to write this
Speaker 1: one about forty five minutes. Any other question? Is it
Speaker 1: exciting being the last book to ever be sold in
Speaker 1: this establishment? It is pretty exciting. They are tearing it
Speaker 1: down right after this reading is over. So is that
Speaker 1: the reason the books? Yeah? I figured, you know, it's
Speaker 1: the last chance to make anything. So I'm gonna sell
Speaker 1: that and move on. Are you already at work on
Speaker 1: your next book? I am? I am? I tell us
Speaker 1: about it. Well, it's a it's a book this time
Speaker 1: where breaking breaking hold on. You're not reading anymore, you're
Speaker 1: just answering questions. You can do this outside, all right,
Speaker 1: I was breaking up. Get everyone out, Let's get everyone out.
Speaker 1: Come on, let's moving on, let's go. It's talking about
Speaker 1: Dracula going to Vegas. See you guys next time. In
Speaker 1: the world where Dracula goes to Vegas this summer in
Speaker 1: three theaters and online for Dawn demand. Bruce, it's me,
Speaker 1: You're sorry, can do a different reading. Know what I
Speaker 1: need is I just want you to connect to what's
Speaker 1: on the script. You know what I'm connect connect? Yes,
Speaker 1: So don't be follow that piece of paper up? Eat it,
Speaker 1: keep it, let it get inside you metaphorically speaking, got it? No? No, no, no, Bruce,
Speaker 1: I mean I eat that up? Eat it? He didn't
Speaker 1: eat it? Sorry? Sorry, you want me to eat the
Speaker 1: I mean I understand what you're saying, but the idea, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so let me try it again. M hmm. What's that? Bruce?
Speaker 1: Do you want something with the paper? Do you want
Speaker 1: anything that with? You? Just want to draw? You? Tell me?
Speaker 1: I'd like to try one without eating the paper first. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well let's see. You know, I gotta be honest.
Speaker 1: I need some guidance, yes, some direction please, But the
Speaker 1: judgmental ship in your tone it's not helpful. Okay. And
Speaker 1: the Wolfman nailed the voice over, and he was hired
Speaker 1: for several of the things. Thank you, Borders crowd. Do
Speaker 1: you have any questions, I've happy to take them now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll have to take to write this one thirt three minutes.
Speaker 1: Whoa how did you rebuild the Bonds and Noble so quick? Well,
Speaker 1: you know it's uh, they were already empty. This this
Speaker 1: obviously it's not rightly shaped. This used to be an
Speaker 1: eye hop. So the ceiling is weird. But right while
Speaker 1: sitting on the camp yep? Is there any other questions
Speaker 1: else where? Where's the border grill? There's it's downtown. Um,
Speaker 1: it's full. I think it's that. Google will tell you
Speaker 1: I'm not a search engine. But thank you ask a question?
Speaker 1: Man said, one least there was one person here who
Speaker 1: says he's your dad. Um, he wants to ask you
Speaker 1: a question? Really, damn this fucking heavy man Son. It's me.
Speaker 1: I know I've been accident pro my whole life. But sir,
Speaker 1: sir as your father. Right here? Where's the border grill?
Speaker 1: And that's our show for today? James, oh man Man,
Speaker 1: I want to do a shout out to whoever wrote
Speaker 1: into the uh your name here at alcumus dot com
Speaker 1: and they're scene suggestion was Chris and James teaching a
Speaker 1: class on accents. I want to say to the person
Speaker 1: who wrote that email, who fuck yourself? Thank you, thank you, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got your backs. Um, let's thank all of our alchemists,
Speaker 1: starting with uh Battlestar Galactica, Joey Greer, thanks so much
Speaker 1: for being mostly here. Joe, You're so welcome. You're so welcome. People.
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Speaker 1: we do have a Bear Supply channel, and I've been
Speaker 1: putting the newer shows on that one old shows of
Speaker 1: Bear Supplier on my personal channel, and I'll tell you
Speaker 1: just just I mean, it's been an outpouring of support
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Speaker 1: just rushing reading this, but there's just been so many
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Speaker 1: I just want to say thank you because we've been
Speaker 1: asking for reviews and good lord have they poured in.
Speaker 1: And it's helpful because it's also putting us up on
Speaker 1: the charts. Thank you for for that, James, and thanks
Speaker 1: everyone writing in. McCoy Uh can't well just became a
Speaker 1: patron v I P member. So everyone's pitching in and
Speaker 1: we appreciate that. We will not stop. The Internet is
Speaker 1: trying to stop us from our own personal connections to
Speaker 1: each other, but we will continue to push through and
Speaker 1: work through this. Cool Strottan, thanks so much for being here.
Speaker 1: Uh still available. Some new content on the sketch Fest Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you sketch fest dot com, slash watch, they're all
Speaker 1: up there. They're not just two n nine so we're
Speaker 1: hoping to move some more. They're all great, like unique
Speaker 1: programming from the festival. UM also west Side related, Pretty
Speaker 1: Pretty Pony is doing a show. I don't know if
Speaker 1: this will be out by them, maybe maybe not in
Speaker 1: July sevente and Rob Paulson is our guest anologist, which
Speaker 1: will be great, and we're going to continue to do
Speaker 1: those once a month as well, so check out their schedule.
Speaker 1: That'll be phenomenal. Chris Alvarado. Thank you so much, buddy,
Speaker 1: Thank you. You can find all my stuff at the
Speaker 1: Real James. You're teaching some classes for West Side, Yeah
Speaker 1: you still do, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm teaching some classes
Speaker 1: the Western Common Theater. I think, I think Joey is
Speaker 1: as well. Maybe other people here. Yeah, I mean, let's
Speaker 1: be honest. Western Comment Theater as a as a hub
Speaker 1: for a lot of Alchemy This players, so please always
Speaker 1: check out shows and classes and stuff, and you'll see
Speaker 1: our names there for sure. Right on, let's thank your
Speaker 1: engineer to the stars, Mr Doug Baine, also our producer. Uh,
Speaker 1: be careful and healthy out there, folks, look out for
Speaker 1: each other. I think we're all doing our best, and
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