Speaker 1: We'll come back to another episode Alchemy, this COVID nine edition.
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Poll. I guess last, Kevin, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. I did enjoy the family reunion via zoom.
Speaker 1: Hell it was great staring at each other and then
Speaker 1: trying to figure out who the hell was talking and
Speaker 1: loved it. Yeah, but I digress. Let's meet here. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna shout, you know particular, say hello to Mr
Speaker 1: Craig Atkowsky to cow What time are you typically rising
Speaker 1: from bed these days? I'm gonna say around six thirty
Speaker 1: in the A. M whoa, that's Eastern Standard time. All right,
Speaker 1: now you're just bragging? Now? Is that just to walk
Speaker 1: the dogs or Nope, I'm up a full two hours
Speaker 1: before Carlin and the dogs are. I get a lot
Speaker 1: of reading done at that time. Yeah. What are you
Speaker 1: reading these days? Uh? Just fucking that's right, none of
Speaker 1: my business? Market nightmare news yep, yeah, stay away from
Speaker 1: the news. My god, You're in this idea exciting. You've
Speaker 1: done the perfect things. I've chosen to start by day
Speaker 1: is getting two hours of the worst ship you can read? Yeah,
Speaker 1: White to relax, please welcome first time or Sean will
Speaker 1: Sean Connery wishes he was as a first timers tradition.
Speaker 1: Please tell us any awkward story from your early days
Speaker 1: of improv Oh okay, nice, Yeah, yeah. A couple of
Speaker 1: years ago, just moving out here to l A, I
Speaker 1: took a class at a certain school and uh, they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, okay, so we just want you to just
Speaker 1: jump into it. And here's your same partner, go right,
Speaker 1: and it's just like, hey, brother, you we're arresting you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you did this, you did that? So I so I
Speaker 1: did what any So of course, you know, I'm just like, okay, wait,
Speaker 1: I think we're supposed to be yes and that, but
Speaker 1: I did my first no. But um granted that made
Speaker 1: me a very terrible teammate at that moment, but I
Speaker 1: felt like I I did one right by my people's
Speaker 1: so established the boundary exactly. So if I know, but
Speaker 1: at any point today, just know that that was a
Speaker 1: trigger from eight years ago and one of us said
Speaker 1: something racist. I got it. Yeah. Uh, well, thank you
Speaker 1: for being here, Oh thank you for having me. Man
Speaker 1: past the pepper. It's Mark Gagliardi marked down for loyalty
Speaker 1: customers only. Any odd memory from filming in Europe that
Speaker 1: you care to share. Uh odd memory from filming in Europe.
Speaker 1: I mean the whole thing was odd, um, but I
Speaker 1: think maybe the weirdest thing was, uh playing someone who
Speaker 1: works at the Vatican. We actually shot in the Vatican
Speaker 1: library and yeah, and uh, our our prop master said.
Speaker 1: So they said, it's okay, just grab any of the
Speaker 1: books off of this shelf and then at the top
Speaker 1: of the scene, we're gonna put the book back. And
Speaker 1: then you go and you answer the phone. And I said, man,
Speaker 1: I all this whole row of books is a thousand
Speaker 1: years old. Um, so will you please, like, do you
Speaker 1: have any prop book that you can put in here?
Speaker 1: Because I'm terrified to touch these thousand year old books.
Speaker 1: Not one specific thing, but like the whole aura and
Speaker 1: vibe of that place is very ancient, and like you
Speaker 1: can't touch a thing. Yeah, that is so cool that
Speaker 1: you know what prop guy was completely fired. Look Out
Speaker 1: it's Chris Alvarado. Dr al will see most of you. Now.
Speaker 1: Where does COVID nineteen related dream you've had? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm I'm sober. I don't drink um, but during this quarantine,
Speaker 1: maybe because people are talking about drinking a lot and stuff,
Speaker 1: I've had multiple dreams where I've been drinking, and in
Speaker 1: the past those of you wake up scared, like did
Speaker 1: I drink? But in these dreams it's been like this,
Speaker 1: and it's been this beer. I might I've even said
Speaker 1: this here before, but did you even be like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want one Miller light? Somebody would offer me
Speaker 1: one Miller light multiple times and it felt so cash
Speaker 1: like it's one and it's not an I p A.
Speaker 1: It's a Miller light. So somehow my brain is telling me,
Speaker 1: have a beer, have a beer, tapping into the ones
Speaker 1: not enough in ten or ten Thou's not enough and
Speaker 1: ones too many? Too many, it's barely a beer. Yeah, exactly, exactly, yeah,
Speaker 1: one life beer, one tenth of an actual shifting on
Speaker 1: a Miller light. That's like, I know, thank you for
Speaker 1: sharing last, but choke back Santa's tears. If you think
Speaker 1: I'm last, it's Joey Greer audition only Joe share any
Speaker 1: odd acting audition moment, please, so odd acting audition moments.
Speaker 1: I was so there was an audition for this older
Speaker 1: character and they're gonna see g I. But they didn't
Speaker 1: have a techn oology yet, so they had a cadaver
Speaker 1: they brought in and they come from the back open.
Speaker 1: They gutted the whole thing once and you were supposed
Speaker 1: to step into the body. Sean, don't don't buy this,
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Speaker 1: Dates St. Louis. I am still here and kicking in
Speaker 1: our post apocalyptic present as we all take a first
Speaker 1: row seat to what I can only refer to as
Speaker 1: the most highly rated reality show for the rest of
Speaker 1: the world. I think I can speak for all of
Speaker 1: my fellow Alchemy acolytes. I can't be at how it's
Speaker 1: pronounced um when I say we appreciate and desperately need
Speaker 1: the soothing distraction, y'all provide us as I'm sure the
Speaker 1: doomed passengers on the Titanic enjoy the music the band
Speaker 1: played as the ship went down. We two look forward
Speaker 1: to that moment. We can avert our eyes from present
Speaker 1: events and just think, ha ha ha, really that's funny. Anyways,
Speaker 1: scene suggestion teach a dinosaur how to weld, Greig, I'm studying,
Speaker 1: but some of the what is it dinosaurs said you
Speaker 1: have on the park that yep, well they're they're not learning. Yeah,
Speaker 1: some of them don't want to learn their dinosaur No, no no, no,
Speaker 1: so um, I think we're gonna have to shut down
Speaker 1: Commence ski park. It's just not just not going. Dinosaurs
Speaker 1: were supposed to adopt, are supposed to learn different skill sets,
Speaker 1: and they're not doing it. So um. So when you
Speaker 1: say you think, have you discussed this with anyone else? No, No,
Speaker 1: just just myself and my thoughts. I had a diary,
Speaker 1: but I didn't write in it. I decided this was
Speaker 1: something I need them all over myself. And so you've
Speaker 1: not written this down and I'm the only person you've told.
Speaker 1: Of course, you know the option you're giving me though,
Speaker 1: right right now out what does that know? What do
Speaker 1: you mean that's instead of dangering one of the dinosaurs
Speaker 1: who might refuse the weld because it's a fucking dinosaur. Hey, Brad,
Speaker 1: I I've been thinking a lot about, like, you know
Speaker 1: what it all means? Tell me more, Dale, I just
Speaker 1: I feel like it's got to be more than welding,
Speaker 1: that's for sure. Look, man, we've been on this earth
Speaker 1: for about a good fifteen sixteen years. Yeah, and that
Speaker 1: comment seems to just creep ever so closely. So I forgive.
Speaker 1: Why don't we we could do more than just well,
Speaker 1: we don't need to. We don't have to listen to
Speaker 1: them tell us we have to stay in this park.
Speaker 1: We could do it ever we want. We could do
Speaker 1: whatever we want. We do whatever we want. Y yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah knows us, no one, no one except for Kaminsky,
Speaker 1: but nobody we brought out Kominsky, SiZ. I mean, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean what if you what if it's fund a
Speaker 1: different trade. Maybe I'm not into welding, maybe I'm more
Speaker 1: of a of I don't know what else did they do? Uh? Quite?
Speaker 1: Frank them? Pretty good chef if you give me, Yeah, good,
Speaker 1: you're a great chef. Thank you. I mean, did you
Speaker 1: like that Wolvers soup that I made? I like it?
Speaker 1: I mean I saw if do we know what God is?
Speaker 1: Do we have any idea of what God is? God?
Speaker 1: And furthermore, the projections for the park should reach over
Speaker 1: of the noted ticket prices of the last decade. That
Speaker 1: being said, using the market share that we have already
Speaker 1: accrued and dilute diverted over to the Susan. Susanne put
Speaker 1: this into plain English form. Sorry about that. It seems
Speaker 1: like the dinosaurs are developing a language and that language
Speaker 1: is leading them to thought. Oh yeah, I would have
Speaker 1: lead with that. You gave me. You gave me a
Speaker 1: half hour of corporate huha. When you're saying the dinosaurs
Speaker 1: have developed a language. Mr Kamensky, there's a call for
Speaker 1: you online for Okay, I gotta take this. Thank thanks
Speaker 1: for the updates, Susanne. And next time the dinosaurs start
Speaker 1: fucking talking, feel free to break into my office and
Speaker 1: lead with that. All right, Yeah, this is t Rex.
Speaker 1: Is this is this Kaminsky? Am I talking to Kaminsky? Yes,
Speaker 1: this is this is Kaminski. We have demands. Okay, are
Speaker 1: you you're one of the dinosaurs? In my park. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm one of that. You don't even know us. I
Speaker 1: feel like, do you even know that Brad and Dale
Speaker 1: are dissatisfied in their work? Who the fuck are Brad
Speaker 1: and Dale? Exactly? Exactly? And your your name is t Rex?
Speaker 1: Are you also a t rex? My name is My
Speaker 1: name is Thomas. My name is Thomas Rex Henderson, but
Speaker 1: I go by t Rex. I am, in fact also
Speaker 1: a t rex Tornosaurus rex. Yes, I know what a
Speaker 1: t rex is. You're the one with the little arms. Oh,
Speaker 1: this is the conversation we're gonna have. You know what,
Speaker 1: if you're not gonna do meet our man, can you
Speaker 1: get it your wallet and love me? Five months? Very funny?
Speaker 1: Who's running this union meeting? So? And then I'm thinking
Speaker 1: if we go to Prague we'll be able to hop skip. Craig,
Speaker 1: are you paying attention or not? Craig, are you paying
Speaker 1: attention or not? I'm telling you we're playing in side now.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Yes, a lot of ship going on in
Speaker 1: my life. But yes, we're gonna we're gonna do a
Speaker 1: beer tasting. Yeah, we're gonna go cross the bridge and everything.
Speaker 1: What is going on? Look? When we started we started
Speaker 1: dating and a sorry. Am I getting the Are you
Speaker 1: getting it? No, I'll get it. Yeah. Hello, Um, we're
Speaker 1: two of your dinosaurs. Yes I can see that, yes, Brad,
Speaker 1: Yeah you're veilociraptors. Yeah yeah, we just wanted to. You
Speaker 1: can go inspy our name and not our species. You're
Speaker 1: Brad and your day Dale? Okay great, I'm Craig Cominsky
Speaker 1: on the on the park. We know, we know who,
Speaker 1: we know who you are. Who's at the door. Never mind, baby,
Speaker 1: go back to the puzzle, Go back to the bad time?
Speaker 1: Is just a bad time? Is this a bad time?
Speaker 1: If it is good, it's it's as good as any time.
Speaker 1: Who is it? Hello? What is it? The Hello? How
Speaker 1: do you do ma'am? Oh my god? How do you
Speaker 1: do you? Jasmine? These are a couple of the couple
Speaker 1: of the loss of raptors at the park that I run. Brad, No, no,
Speaker 1: this this is Brad and this is Dale. You passed
Speaker 1: the test. Invite him in for dinner? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: We are hungry. May I just say I've never seen
Speaker 1: a human more beautiful in my entire life. I'm sure
Speaker 1: Brad you agree with me. Oh yeah, it's funny that
Speaker 1: your name is jasmine because you robbly smell like jasmine.
Speaker 1: That's good. That's good, that's good. That was a good guys.
Speaker 1: I don't have a raw goat that I can lower
Speaker 1: into my Hey. We are not animals, all right, as
Speaker 1: you are your dinosaurs. Oh just man, just dinosaurs. We
Speaker 1: are here to extend in all of branch. Okay, now,
Speaker 1: speaking of the live get that, get that all the
Speaker 1: branch out of my face. Oh damn, sorry, Jasmine's right there,
Speaker 1: my buddy here, he can cook up a storm, I mean,
Speaker 1: really something special. And we want to propose opening some
Speaker 1: kind of pop upstand where he could cook uh, you know,
Speaker 1: intricate delicious foods and my kids would feel safe. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. We're going to Prague. Why don't we invite
Speaker 1: them with us and then they can do that in Prague. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're taking my private jet to Prague for the weekend. Okay,
Speaker 1: do you guys want to come along? Can we bring
Speaker 1: can we bring t Rex with us? There's not gonna
Speaker 1: be room for a teer. What they say? Now, this
Speaker 1: model right here, this is this is a fantastic model.
Speaker 1: This is gonna get you thirty two miles on the
Speaker 1: gallon and if you notice that those are clean wells
Speaker 1: right there, These are all done. These are all done
Speaker 1: by dinosaurs. Zac Minsky Park. So this is a this
Speaker 1: is a really rare car you're gonna get here, Okay, rare,
Speaker 1: rare car, dirty two miles per gallon. I did, I
Speaker 1: did say that city Highway is fifteen. So what we
Speaker 1: want to do is if you look at like the
Speaker 1: the underside right here right there, if you want to
Speaker 1: just get down on your back with me, just get
Speaker 1: down your just get down to your back room. Okay, great,
Speaker 1: right now, that's just shimmy underneath here. Now if you
Speaker 1: see this part right here, what is this right here? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's actually molded into there. That that's human fingerbone. A
Speaker 1: gentleman was he was taking he was dragged out from
Speaker 1: underneath the carriage of the car, eating alive. So you
Speaker 1: got a pie. You get a little piece of somebody
Speaker 1: in there too. So don't tell anybody to do that. Okay,
Speaker 1: how long have you had dinosaurs on the on the line.
Speaker 1: We just started doing it. Uh and so far, so good,
Speaker 1: so far, so good. There you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's they're they're different than people because, um, what would
Speaker 1: you say is the third weirdest difference between them and
Speaker 1: the people. Okay, you've been doing this the entire time
Speaker 1: I've been selling you the car. Every time, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fine, But every time you always bring
Speaker 1: up the third thing. Okay, and I think you're wearing
Speaker 1: a fucking wire. All right, I think you're wearing a
Speaker 1: fucking wire. Huh, I am let me tell someone, let
Speaker 1: me take something. Whoever's fucking listening, Okay. The credit cards
Speaker 1: that I give out here are from my company. Okay,
Speaker 1: so there's nothing fraudulent about that ship. And if you
Speaker 1: think there is, then once you come down here and
Speaker 1: kick my ass or whoever he's done with there, listeners.
Speaker 1: Thanks for two Rex, Thanks for seeing me. I know
Speaker 1: you're busy. Yeah, look, I don't want to take up
Speaker 1: too much of your time. It's uh, it's about Brad.
Speaker 1: What's what's wrong with Brady? You take as much of
Speaker 1: my time as you need. I'm one of you, comrade.
Speaker 1: What that's kind of what this is about. Brad has
Speaker 1: been spending a lot more time with the humans. He's
Speaker 1: been wearing baseball caps up backwards. He's saying words like
Speaker 1: bro and totally. It just feels like he's well, it
Speaker 1: feels like he wants to be a human, completely wants
Speaker 1: to be a human. I don't want to. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to. I don't. That's not for the records. That's
Speaker 1: a that's a big that's a big crime to accuse
Speaker 1: somewhat of he was my best friend or close and
Speaker 1: him and Jasmine, you know, Kaminski's wife. Oh what happened?
Speaker 1: I think they've got a thing going and that this
Speaker 1: is the one for you. No, I said, I know
Speaker 1: that you said it was for the three, but it
Speaker 1: seems that it's just just a table for you, Mr Kamowski.
Speaker 1: Would you like me to remove the other place set
Speaker 1: things that lorda no, no, please keep them there, Georgio
Speaker 1: to remind me wait wait wait wait oh hey, oh
Speaker 1: hey Kamenski uh Dale, Brad, Brad Sorry sorry sorry? Wow?
Speaker 1: So much respect? Um is just say yeah, yeah, well yes, Georgio,
Speaker 1: this is a Velasco raptor. Actually I am just a bean. Okay,
Speaker 1: can't you see the tie? Yeah? I'm wearing a suit
Speaker 1: and tie. Yep. Okay, bro relax, relax, broka. I am
Speaker 1: at Mr Kaminski, Jasmine and I would like to invite
Speaker 1: you over the house for Super Bowl Sunday. If you're available,
Speaker 1: come on by. But if not, we get it. You
Speaker 1: don't think it would be awkward if you make it awkward,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna awkward, all right, So just you know,
Speaker 1: just don't bring any dairy besides that you're invited. Oh
Speaker 1: so you're still not eating dairy. Well, I'm still a
Speaker 1: reptile at heart, but I am more human. I'm working
Speaker 1: on my tolerance. I'm just glad the Washington red Wolves
Speaker 1: made the playoffs. Yeah right, me too. Many. They're playing
Speaker 1: the the the cow near normals. So Jasmine, all the
Speaker 1: girls want to hear about it. Tell us is he like?
Speaker 1: Is he like? It's like sexty easy? Strong? Yeah, really strong,
Speaker 1: as his body is almost completely muscle. What what? No,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking, like my Jerry, he's all flabby and
Speaker 1: I just don't know. Oh my god, no, Jerry. I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't mean to be rude, but
Speaker 1: he needs to be put down. I know, we don't
Speaker 1: any So what we were thinking is that we were
Speaker 1: going to just like that. He's bigger than he appears
Speaker 1: one thousand percent. So I don't know if you guys
Speaker 1: know what a crocodile penis is. But it's just like
Speaker 1: a little like split. I don't talk down to me adjatment. Okay,
Speaker 1: well anyway, so I don't want to like too graphics,
Speaker 1: but there is like just like just like I assume
Speaker 1: it's a crocodiles penis, right, Okay, Okay, she finished that scene.
Speaker 1: One everybody see no more calls pencils down seem too.
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Speaker 1: to be scattered. It looks like the author I had
Speaker 1: two different ideas. Writer here, writer here, actor here, terrific.
Speaker 1: Maybe I can give you a little backstory. Do I
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Speaker 1: and trans am Tim beat up an entire bar full
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Speaker 1: I need to tell you that story? Yes? Bring it up.
Speaker 1: That helped me. They beat up an entire bar of bikers. Right,
Speaker 1: you see what I mean by the intelligence of the characters,
Speaker 1: So so try to bring that. I know you both
Speaker 1: studied at the Royal Shakespeare Theater. One of us graduated.
Speaker 1: Right I can I ask a quick question because it's
Speaker 1: I says here in the resume the Royal Shakespeare Theater,
Speaker 1: and that must have been that's a misprint. Right. We
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Speaker 1: I just want you to sign off that that's your
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Speaker 1: Okay man, what is your name? My name is Timothy Layfield.
Speaker 1: Timothy Layfield. Do you want to see the name Timothy
Speaker 1: Layfield on a marquee? Yes? I do. Normally they say
Speaker 1: extra shouldn't say anything. I figured it was cut. I
Speaker 1: can just leave sense right here, right here. Um, we
Speaker 1: do have line. We do have one line that I've
Speaker 1: been going back and forth as to whether or not
Speaker 1: to leave in the script. Um, oh my god, maybe
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Speaker 1: what I've been preparing for my whole entire twenty years. Yes, okay, so,
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Speaker 1: trailer for this movie is sick. Dude, they got like
Speaker 1: the mullet on this guy who's like down those fucking ankles. Man,
Speaker 1: they're gonna love it. Okay, so we're going to see
Speaker 1: this this other movie. Just we can see the trailer
Speaker 1: for this movie. You want to see this, right man?
Speaker 1: What the hell do? And then we'll we'll leave right
Speaker 1: after they show the trailer, right right. I mean if
Speaker 1: we get hook, if there's another trailer, that's good, they
Speaker 1: will stick around, you know what I mean. I don't
Speaker 1: want we'll just leave up to one trailer. But yeah, dude, Hi,
Speaker 1: welcome to a MC Pasadena. How many we're just here
Speaker 1: for the trailer or just here here for the trailer? Okay,
Speaker 1: so trailer cost is that's each please nice? All right? Hey,
Speaker 1: congratulations on surviving COVID. By the way, well now so
Speaker 1: I take it's the trailers. We are doing anything we
Speaker 1: can whatever you can do, man, Hey, whatever, thank you, whatever,
Speaker 1: thank you. I would you like some popcorn or beverage today? Sure, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do. Let's do it. I'll do a hot pop
Speaker 1: I'll do nachos, ill do hot dogs, I'll do I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we have no hot food. No hot food. Sorry, just
Speaker 1: popcorn out of the bag and a soda out of
Speaker 1: the fountains. So unpopped colonels is what you're offering, then
Speaker 1: popcorn is pop So that's definitely not take a good
Speaker 1: sao if you're doing all cold we do. I think
Speaker 1: a sponsor absolutely, like a creudita or babe. I'm so
Speaker 1: proud of you. So you've got one line in this movie? Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean I still. I stood up, spoke up for
Speaker 1: myself and the guy actually the writer, not the director.
Speaker 1: The writer gave me a line. And that's how you
Speaker 1: know you're good. That's how you know you're good. Honestly, listen, baby,
Speaker 1: when we drove act up all of our stuff and
Speaker 1: put in that car and drove from Kansas City here
Speaker 1: on a on a dream, a dream you would make it.
Speaker 1: It's happening. Thank you, Sarah, and I couldn't have done
Speaker 1: it without you. But there's something you shouldn't know. I've
Speaker 1: had a romance love on set another extra as an
Speaker 1: in character. Right. No, no, no, she's non union, but
Speaker 1: she's so beautiful. Is she eligible at least? Uh? No,
Speaker 1: she still has two more projects to go, but oh
Speaker 1: my god, we just clicked. I'm sorry, Sarah. And guess
Speaker 1: where she's from. St. Louis so close to Kansas City.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Sarah, I had to tell you. No, I
Speaker 1: should have. I should have seen this guy. Okay, just
Speaker 1: looking over your resume, it looks so pretty good, Sarah.
Speaker 1: Everything looks pretty good here. So when we're selling cars
Speaker 1: on the lot, we've got to make sure to always
Speaker 1: talk about what the cars are, what they do the well,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? So uh, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: Sarah kind of seem distracted. You are right, Okay, Sarah,
Speaker 1: you know what is done. I thought that you would be.
Speaker 1: I thought that this would be a fit, but you
Speaker 1: just alright, So all right, you know what this is.
Speaker 1: This is beyond this. You're wearing a wire, aren't you.
Speaker 1: You're wearing a god damn wire. All right, fine, fine,
Speaker 1: let it be. You know what fun? You know? I don't.
Speaker 1: I'll talk to myself. I don't give a shit, you know.
Speaker 1: I I built this goddamn thing from the ground up.
Speaker 1: And if anyone thinks for a second that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: let some with wire coming in here and break it
Speaker 1: down because I'm selling credit cards, well then tell them
Speaker 1: to go suck my ass alright, sucking my goddamn ass.
Speaker 1: I'm a car sales g Yeah. Yeah, I do finance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do finance. Okay. And if you think if it's
Speaker 1: if it's if it's not just financing that people are
Speaker 1: worried about them, what are the words? But they were
Speaker 1: like getting around town? So I offer both things, were
Speaker 1: both services? What the hell is that illegal? I don't
Speaker 1: need to be accredited by God, damn Bachel the problem Okay,
Speaker 1: And you know what do you know that in America?
Speaker 1: You know, America, only certain states are allowed to sell cars.
Speaker 1: You've gotta have a Curtis Curtis you okay, check check.
Speaker 1: I was just I got kind of blew up on
Speaker 1: the time. Sorry, you're gonna sell a car. You're gonna
Speaker 1: sell a car. You've got the best glow of anyone
Speaker 1: on this lot. Thank you. Yeah, that's the wildest trailer
Speaker 1: I think I've probably ever seen. It was all exposition
Speaker 1: and RANTI. I mean, wow, I just came to see
Speaker 1: the trailer for the Incredible Misadventures of Mulley Man in
Speaker 1: trans Am Tam. But I think I want to see
Speaker 1: that movie even more. Hey man, I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: watch the trailers too. Can you please just keep it
Speaker 1: down all right? You want me to keep it down
Speaker 1: to just don't talk to me in between the trail.
Speaker 1: Just we'll talk after all the trailers have gone. We'll
Speaker 1: talk after the trailers. Okay, we we still have six
Speaker 1: more trailers and I got a tob full of popcorn. Alright,
Speaker 1: so you're in it and you're in it with you,
Speaker 1: I know. Let'm just saying, just talk to me after.
Speaker 1: Just talk to me after the trail. Okay, everybody, thank
Speaker 1: you for coming to this table. Read today. Now with
Speaker 1: the success of the incredible Misadventures of mullet Man and
Speaker 1: trans Am Tim doing so well in the box office
Speaker 1: for the trailer, Um, people want more, people want more,
Speaker 1: as you know, so you have scripts in front of you. Now.
Speaker 1: We figured we don't need to shoot the whole feature
Speaker 1: this time, just the trailer. That's all we want. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get so um, no need for any other introductions,
Speaker 1: going to get away. Let's read the trailer and beg
Speaker 1: So for all the numbers, oh I'm sorry, sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: So the numbers are now showing that the uptick on
Speaker 1: tickets are through the roof, so as individuals are coming
Speaker 1: into cinemas as they are. We're seeing that the number
Speaker 1: of clienteles four said movies are doubling only in terms
Speaker 1: of the market share as available now. So if we
Speaker 1: look at a pie chart and we think of the
Speaker 1: pie itself as a whole, and we cut thirty thirty
Speaker 1: thirty thirty, and from there we're able to Can we
Speaker 1: just put this in plain English? Please? Yes? Um uh?
Speaker 1: There there's there's dinosaurs making movies and that studios. Do
Speaker 1: you want to try that again? Day? Lead with that
Speaker 1: next time the dinosaurs. I'm gonna tell you the Booth
Speaker 1: is gonna ask you to do that one again. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see you hear him, hear him in our ears
Speaker 1: right now? Thanks man, we have your accident anymore as weird? Yeah,
Speaker 1: me and Jess and we just stayed all into Europe.
Speaker 1: Yeah in Australia. Wow, you are right, I mean started welding.
Speaker 1: Actually I did, I did? Did you say Stingle again? Oh?
Speaker 1: You said Stingle again. We do have contestants from every
Speaker 1: single country, and yet you're telling us that we have
Speaker 1: them from every Stingle country. Booth is telling me in
Speaker 1: my ear, we're gonna need to try that just one
Speaker 1: more time. So I mean your movies right, thank you?
Speaker 1: It will not clean it all that. Do you feel
Speaker 1: like please go and get good enough? Friend? And I
Speaker 1: left you at a very vulnerable time. Do you still
Speaker 1: hold that grudge against me? Mike Job? Right now, I'm
Speaker 1: not the one screwing up and the only one piece
Speaker 1: was I supposed to pass that Alonge motivated me to
Speaker 1: go to welding school motivated media. Then why are you
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna give him. I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: him my earpiece. I'm gonna so that you can talk directly.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to erupt. It looks like you're having right.
Speaker 1: I'll play middleman. I'm I'm a bear who's to break
Speaker 1: in just for you? Three have an twa on where
Speaker 1: to study and that scene too. Oh man, I love
Speaker 1: where it goes and why it happens. Same three comes
Speaker 1: to us from Patron v I P. Nicholas, who wrote, Hello, Kevin,
Speaker 1: I think you won't be happy hearing this, especially from
Speaker 1: a German listener. Oh boy, never start an email like that.
Speaker 1: But here goes Episode one fifties six was a near
Speaker 1: miss in my book, as in I nearly missed the
Speaker 1: road while driving because I was laughing so hard. Nice
Speaker 1: you son of a bitch. The Germans with that sense
Speaker 1: of humor. One for the history books that turned around
Speaker 1: of Toastito rolls sketch was incredible. Oh yes, oh you
Speaker 1: did want to hear that? Well? How was I to know? Anyway?
Speaker 1: As seen suggestion an Ultimate b Smaster or American Ninja
Speaker 1: Warrior style competition with contestants from all over the world,
Speaker 1: and the motto is can you beat soup back from
Speaker 1: commercial break? And we got contestants from every single rules,
Speaker 1: every singing. Do you want to try that again, Dave,
Speaker 1: We'll roll analogies, keep going. We got contestants from everything, Dave.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you the booth is gonna ask you
Speaker 1: to do that one again. Do you hear him? You
Speaker 1: hear him in our ears right now. I just think
Speaker 1: that I if I just keep on moving and just
Speaker 1: you'll clean it upset. Okay, ready in five four three
Speaker 1: to one, welcome back to the Ultimate Soup Master. We
Speaker 1: have contestants from every single towns, city and province in
Speaker 1: say single again, you said stingle again. I'm sure we
Speaker 1: do have contestants from every single country, and yet you're
Speaker 1: telling us that we have them from every stingle country.
Speaker 1: The booth is telling me in my ear we're gonna
Speaker 1: need to try that just one more time. If I
Speaker 1: just power through it, it might clean it up. It
Speaker 1: will not clean it up. We will reset you mess
Speaker 1: it up, So get it right this time. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: do a five four three two one. Hey, Mike, not
Speaker 1: right now. I'm not the one screwing up. I know
Speaker 1: I'm the only one with the ear piece. Was I
Speaker 1: supposed to pass that along? You know what, you don't
Speaker 1: have to pass along. I'm just saying that we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to get you know what I'm gonna give him.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give him my earpiece. I'm gonna so that
Speaker 1: you can talk at you know. I like the middle man.
Speaker 1: I think the middleman works. Right, fine, I'll play middleman,
Speaker 1: Thank you alright? Three two one. Welcome back from commercial
Speaker 1: break to be Smaster Soup Edition. We've contestants from every
Speaker 1: single country, province, town in the world, and I do
Speaker 1: I need to stop him again? What are you going on?
Speaker 1: He sinking? So we can there's with that. I'm being
Speaker 1: told there's wiggle room. I'm nervous. Was my first time
Speaker 1: competing in anything to be honest. Oh you've you've never
Speaker 1: done the Beastmaster circuit before? No, no, no, no, it's
Speaker 1: a cool bandana. Yea, thanks? Yeah, pick this up back
Speaker 1: in uh Holland and two oh hell yeah, I wasn't
Speaker 1: born to Okay, all right? So these like snacks for everybody?
Speaker 1: Or is it for the winner? Or can we have
Speaker 1: some of the snacks? Uh? These are oyster crackers that
Speaker 1: go with the soup. Those are the judges. Man. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sucking. I'm working with you. Have whatever you want,
Speaker 1: make way, big way. This guy just broke both his
Speaker 1: arms and his back and his ass ship. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I happen from soup. Yeah. Yeah, I mean it depends
Speaker 1: how heaven the later is. But yeah, you can. You
Speaker 1: can definitely hurt yourself. I don't know if you know
Speaker 1: my backstory, but they found me on a farm in Kentucky.
Speaker 1: I don't even have television or internet or anything. Someone
Speaker 1: who's driving by something called scout. They saw me swimming
Speaker 1: in uh in our pond back there, and so now
Speaker 1: I'm here, So I'm a little nervous. Yeah, I read
Speaker 1: your bio. I read your bio. Cool. Yeah, I'm from
Speaker 1: I'm from Indiana. They really have people from all over
Speaker 1: the world here, don't um. It's not only a competition
Speaker 1: against each other rights, No, no, I mean we gotta
Speaker 1: stick together as a couple of Yanks. Right. Make way.
Speaker 1: This guy's eyes just fucking melted out of this guy
Speaker 1: damn shot up into his sucking head. He's just enough
Speaker 1: a line to feel everything, everything moved. So just last thing,
Speaker 1: just just just quickly, can you go over just the
Speaker 1: rules from more times before? I'm a little nervous, so like,
Speaker 1: how does this work? Again? Well, you're in a Beastmaster
Speaker 1: style soup competition with with every stingle country and you
Speaker 1: don't know why you're here. I know why, I don't
Speaker 1: know how. I don't know what. Oh yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: know what to make? Yeah yeah, I mean you're not
Speaker 1: gonna come with like gaspacho, right or Visi sUAS. I
Speaker 1: mean you're gonna make a hot soup. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So that's that's what we're doing here. We're making two yes, right?
Speaker 1: What how's it bringetting so injured? Uh? Turn on the
Speaker 1: monitor man, Okay, oh oh god, oh god, I thought
Speaker 1: this is just so where are my fingers? And another
Speaker 1: one goes down all the way. You had another victim
Speaker 1: of the soup here on Beast Master Battles Super Edition.
Speaker 1: Well it sounds like another American, right, didn't ye? So yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going through your resume right now, and I really
Speaker 1: like your credits, Joanna, especially Ultimate Soup. UM. But I'm
Speaker 1: I'm just looking at this. Um. It's a really easy question.
Speaker 1: Are you are you Stingle or are you murried? Oh? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We we can only use Stingle people on this show.
Speaker 1: You know. I'd heard that and I didn't think it
Speaker 1: was possible. So I'm glad we had this opportunity to
Speaker 1: talk because I think it's not rage. I I understand that.
Speaker 1: But this show has been on eighteen years for a reason, Joanna, UM,
Speaker 1: eighteen years is dedicated to success is because of Stingle.
Speaker 1: Just on Stingle people murdered people make things more complicated.
Speaker 1: Well maybe I should ask Joanna, what do you mean
Speaker 1: you want to get a divorce? I do? I do.
Speaker 1: I think it's time. I think if my career is
Speaker 1: going to see what it deserves, which is raw success
Speaker 1: from my own talents and gifts, I need to let
Speaker 1: you and the children go. We made a path to
Speaker 1: be murdered. We did. We did. We took an ooth
Speaker 1: under God and we'd had this scary dream. Did you
Speaker 1: really tell us all about it? Lynn? Well, there was
Speaker 1: a much to made knives, and I lived inside my
Speaker 1: chest and when I think a certain way, it would
Speaker 1: come out, and then it would come out and they
Speaker 1: would cut all my families. We've talked about this before.
Speaker 1: You know how dreams were versus real world. In fact,
Speaker 1: I'll give you another example. In the real world. Your
Speaker 1: father and I are get DeVos mommy, daddy. I'm really
Speaker 1: angry right now. I'm so can somebody please cock me
Speaker 1: something to eat? I'm angry? Yeah, please Joanna, so cat
Speaker 1: him something? What do you want from me? I'm out
Speaker 1: of here. I have to go. I have to pack.
Speaker 1: You're getting a Yes, I thought we were getting a
Speaker 1: duvorce and now you're saying we're getting a Devoce. That's insane, man.
Speaker 1: So she just up and left just to work on
Speaker 1: that show. God, that's crazy, that's wild. So what you
Speaker 1: can want to my lower back a little more? Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: What you want to be doing is gonna be wanting
Speaker 1: to look at the different welds on the car. Okay,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be wanting to find out which ones
Speaker 1: are you know which part because you can definitely tell
Speaker 1: you How would I know? How would I know which
Speaker 1: welds are from dinosaurs? I mean that's part of that's
Speaker 1: part of the skill, right as part of you're not
Speaker 1: using any oil. Oh my god, I say again, do
Speaker 1: you know maybe you're not at work. You don't be
Speaker 1: talking your announcer voice all day? Okay, I guess I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It just tends to happen. I will get red. Is
Speaker 1: it time for us to have sex? Don't say it
Speaker 1: like that. This is, first of all, it's already weird
Speaker 1: that we have to schedule a day to have sex, okay,
Speaker 1: because neither you nor I are really getting hot for
Speaker 1: each other anymore. But the voice makes it worse. Well,
Speaker 1: I've always been hot for you. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you felt this way for a long time. But if
Speaker 1: we're having sexual problems, we should probably see a therapist.
Speaker 1: I have your producer in my ear. Yes, um, yeah,
Speaker 1: just go ahead and let him insert himself in you
Speaker 1: in about five four okay, get in, get in, get in?
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, wait, how did what are you doing with
Speaker 1: my producer in your ear, Um, give me that earpiece.
Speaker 1: Get Oh no, hi? Hey, yeah, oh no, Hi is
Speaker 1: right there you go. Um, we're gonna have to do
Speaker 1: that again. You're gonna have to reset. Uh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: I got uh. Sebastian Hober from Kentucky? Is that right?
Speaker 1: Where is he? You're you're up next? What's up? Two
Speaker 1: people come up and say, yes, what is going on? Well,
Speaker 1: you're telling me we have two guys from Kentucky, one
Speaker 1: guys from India. This is an international competition. I'm sorry
Speaker 1: I have from Kentucky. But that's not my name. I
Speaker 1: just heard Kentucky. What the funk was that of? Then? Well,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Somebody say, Kentucky? What the hell
Speaker 1: is going on? There's seven of us. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I just hurt my name. I didn't hear my name.
Speaker 1: I just heard Kentucky. I'm talking to Sebastian Hobar. Oh
Speaker 1: never mind you, Sebastian. Uh. There's been some changes to
Speaker 1: the course. It looks like too many people have been
Speaker 1: breaking their asses and melting their eyes out of their heads,
Speaker 1: so we've had to We've actually had to roll in
Speaker 1: the extreme course because it looks like the normal course
Speaker 1: is just hurting too many people. Second, it's harder. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say it's harder. So anyway, what do we need
Speaker 1: to do is, uh, we're gonna need you to go
Speaker 1: up now. Looks like the roster is getting pretty thin.
Speaker 1: A lot again, a lot of people breaking their ass,
Speaker 1: and I was just gonna see what you're working with. Okay, great, Okay,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna have to pre scar you because we
Speaker 1: do have a narrative where Sebastian Hobart is is scarred up. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna slice off from nipples here. Okay, you're ready?
Speaker 1: Good luck, man, good luck? Do do do do do
Speaker 1: do this episode of Dinosaurs, I'm now going to make
Speaker 1: a dinosaur. Sup. You're not half the shift that Brad was.
Speaker 1: Oh god, my insights. Oh no, no, not my baby.
Speaker 1: I am the beast Master. Can you be sup? And
Speaker 1: it looks like we have our first ever beast Master
Speaker 1: Super Edition Champion and it's the boy from the Pond,
Speaker 1: Sebastian Hobart. Sebastian, come step right up over here. I
Speaker 1: believe announcers conducting that interview while making love to his
Speaker 1: wife's just not there's not enough room up here for
Speaker 1: both of us. Well, then someone's gonna have to take
Speaker 1: over because I've finally rekindled things and my wife and
Speaker 1: I are stepping out. Excuse me? Uh yeah, um do
Speaker 1: you mean stepping our? All right? No, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm giving the ear I'm I'm just taking a break.
Speaker 1: I'm taking a break. I'm giving the earpiece to my
Speaker 1: to my to my comin here you go, right there,
Speaker 1: we go. Hi there, Timmy mcgarthur replacing gulf of your
Speaker 1: announcers up here on the booth. We've had a setback,
Speaker 1: but we've got a new champion, and I've got Steam
Speaker 1: Kaka down on the field to interview our new champion,
Speaker 1: Steam taking away. Oh this is Steam Kaca. I am
Speaker 1: a coding act bear, but I am also trained at
Speaker 1: the Royal Shakespeare Academy. Uh. I hate that I have
Speaker 1: to give my credentials before I do any interview. But
Speaker 1: there are some people who just won't see me for
Speaker 1: who I am. I'm here with Sebastiano. So you you
Speaker 1: ripped open some live dinosaurs where who are cognizant beings
Speaker 1: and brutalized them on live TV? How did that feel?
Speaker 1: It felt amazing to be honest it reminded me of
Speaker 1: a scene from the Incredible Misadventures of Mullet Man and
Speaker 1: trans Amn Tim where they beat up to those two
Speaker 1: guys beat up an entire barflo of vikers the trailer
Speaker 1: and I just kind of channeled that that feeling, and
Speaker 1: that's I just let loose and I feel great, and
Speaker 1: I want to say death to all dinosaurs humans at
Speaker 1: the best. Now you you were found on a farm
Speaker 1: in Kentucky, somebody, somebody from Indiana. Man the border, over
Speaker 1: the border. Okay, I'm sorry, you may hope it. Okay,
Speaker 1: well I'm going to leave. But what's that smell? Smells
Speaker 1: like ship? It's Indiana? Yeah, fuck you man. And that's
Speaker 1: our show for today. I want to thank all of
Speaker 1: our alchemists for it today, starting with Mr Joey Greer. Joey,
Speaker 1: what's that smell? I wish I knew. I've been hunting
Speaker 1: in for a week and there's no progress. I don't know.
Speaker 1: All right, Where can folks find you on the interweb?
Speaker 1: Sure they want to look you up. Honestly, if they
Speaker 1: want to look me up, check out Alchemy. This is Instagram.
Speaker 1: Just go there, plug in. We're doing lives on the
Speaker 1: thing and it's it's happening. So and your comedy album
Speaker 1: Goodnight is still in the top two thousand Billboard. That's
Speaker 1: that's exactly right. Check out good Night with Joey Greer.
Speaker 1: Any streaming serve this. I don't mean Netflix, they don't
Speaker 1: they don't have it, but you know, and you want
Speaker 1: to give a shout out. You told me in an
Speaker 1: email to somebody who is out there fighting the good fight.
Speaker 1: Did I That's right, folks. I wanted all the listeners
Speaker 1: to know when I say that's our show, the improvising
Speaker 1: cease christ Ronald, thank you very much for being here,
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me. You know I want to
Speaker 1: I want to echo Joey stop. I was working on
Speaker 1: my website yesterday. We don't even know I have one.
Speaker 1: It just sits there with some pictures of me, and
Speaker 1: I was like, people want to find me. Goddamn it.
Speaker 1: This year with alchemy this, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Alchemy to this Instagram, I'm gonna get more lively of
Speaker 1: making it right here, I'm saying it in front of
Speaker 1: all you people. I'm gonna be more involved in the Instagram. Joey.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna just be you help. I might job
Speaker 1: on as a guest. I'm gonna go crazy. I want
Speaker 1: to get to people hights. All right, well thank you
Speaker 1: for that, man. Sure, let's appreciate Mark Gagliardi. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: you're doing, um, a remake of Twin Peaks? Is that
Speaker 1: what the setting is? Just? So uh uh yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: doing I'm doing my own remake of Twin Peaks. It's
Speaker 1: going to be in a socially distanced amphatheater, so it's
Speaker 1: technically ninety nine seat theater. Uh you know, it falls
Speaker 1: under that rule, but it's gonna be in uh the
Speaker 1: Hollywood Bowl. So I hope everyone uh comes and checks
Speaker 1: at ninety nine only allowed at the Hollywood Bowl. The man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh man, did you imagine? I thought, I thought you're
Speaker 1: being serious, and I was like, so on board. Now
Speaker 1: Twin Peaks at the Hollywood bol would be amazing. People there.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah that Sean will. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: joining us. I hope you had a good time. Oh man,
Speaker 1: Adam last, thank you everybody, y'all are this is amazing?
Speaker 1: So everybody was great. Thank you for having me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a little bit of insanity and you're a welcome edition.
Speaker 1: Anytime it's convenient for you. Thanks, thanks very much for
Speaker 1: joining us. Oh, thank you man, so much fun good
Speaker 1: folks can look you up on the interwet. You know what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm going to be that guy. You can follow
Speaker 1: me at I am Sean Will on Instagram and uh yeah, man,
Speaker 1: make sure you all support alchemy this because this show
Speaker 1: kicks ass. So I'm already following you guys. So I'm
Speaker 1: already there, but uh yeah, I do that in and
Speaker 1: go to my Instagram page as well. I am Sean Will.
Speaker 1: I am Sean Will. Yep, easy, right, fantastic, Thank you
Speaker 1: for that, Sean. Yeah, nothing to promote, so I think
Speaker 1: I should just do some vocabulary pet peeves. Um, don't
Speaker 1: use uh ambivalent when you mean apathetic. Uh, don't care
Speaker 1: about If you don't care about something, you're apathetic. If
Speaker 1: you have too strong yet contrary feelings, you are ambivalent.
Speaker 1: Appreciate the clarification. I think a lot of people are
Speaker 1: confused just about that. Look forward to another one next week,
Speaker 1: if there's any way we could make this a weekly
Speaker 1: Uh uh, I think your listeners are already ambivalent. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you all so much. Let's thank our engineer and
Speaker 1: producer of the Stars, Mr Doug Baine books that I
Speaker 1: heart media. I tried to. Yeah, yeah, Hollywood Bowl, I
Speaker 1: feel like we we did happy about two minutes ago. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you for that, Greig Man. I hate that my
Speaker 1: show was so unmemorable at the freaking Hollywood Bowl. I
Speaker 1: finally got a show there. Clearly Joey was apathetic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was not one of the nine and nine allowed in.
Speaker 1: Well that's true, he was in standing in line. Uh
Speaker 1: please wear a mask, everybody out there. Let's look after
Speaker 1: each other, damn it, and do all we can to
Speaker 1: just be kind. Forget rewind, wear a mask. I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Kevin Pollic. Until next time,