Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And if you
Speaker 1: listen to this show over the last few weeks, you
Speaker 1: should be familiar with our new social media coordinator, Alexis. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's fresh out of college, eager to kickstart her career,
Speaker 1: and most importantly, hungry for love. Starving almost she doesn't
Speaker 1: have very much luck meeting guys in person, so we
Speaker 1: encouraged her to look for love online. She signed up
Speaker 1: for Tinder and for Bumble, and all she really got
Speaker 1: was a couple of dirty pickup lines and a ton
Speaker 1: of requests from dudes asking her for feet picks, which
Speaker 1: actually turned out to be great for her. Yeah. Because yeah,
Speaker 1: by the way, if you haven't heard, she is doing
Speaker 1: feet picks for money, Oh yeah, she's selling sucks. I
Speaker 1: just still can't get over that one, Alexa. I'm sure
Speaker 1: your mom and dad are very proud of you right now,
Speaker 1: But do you have any updates on the feet pick situation? Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I actually received my first payment the other day.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, okay, you guys are all acted like this
Speaker 1: is so normal. It was just say how much how
Speaker 1: much money? It was fifty dollars for a pair of
Speaker 1: white socks that I had to wear running it doesn't
Speaker 1: creep you out at all. No, so one client does
Speaker 1: seem a little creepy, he said that inside it does. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I stead of mailing them, he prefers like a drop off,
Speaker 1: pickup sort of thing. Don't do that. He had the
Speaker 1: money somewhere, and then I pick up the money and
Speaker 1: then I do. I'm driving the windowless van. Is that
Speaker 1: what he told you? But I'm feeling pretty hopeful. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's looking good. I was stoked about the Venmo. We're
Speaker 1: very proud of you. And now regarding back to the
Speaker 1: Tinder and bumble situation, what's going on with that? Like
Speaker 1: in general, how is that going? Oh, it's just so bad,
Speaker 1: so bad. I timed it and I went twenty minutes straighty,
Speaker 1: I'm swiping and didn't find anyone. I literally looked at
Speaker 1: my phone because I was like, it feels like it's
Speaker 1: been a while. And don't you ever feel like you're
Speaker 1: being too picky? Yeah, it's hard to believe in twenty
Speaker 1: minutes you couldn't find one person. Okay, maybe a bright alright,
Speaker 1: So not going well for you. No, And the low
Speaker 1: point was when I saw it shows if people like
Speaker 1: super like you before you like them. And my friend's
Speaker 1: brother was on there and super like and we, like
Speaker 1: my best friend, like we grew up to each other.
Speaker 1: Like Okay, that sounds like faith though. So I got
Speaker 1: off and I got on Hinge because there's more filters.
Speaker 1: Is that the one where you get paid by the minute?
Speaker 1: You get paid by the minute. I don't know another day,
Speaker 1: but you can put more filters so I can limit
Speaker 1: out even more people. But I heard that you had
Speaker 1: a chance meeting with someone the other day in person.
Speaker 1: I did what happened there? Yeah, So I was walking
Speaker 1: into Trader Joe's the other day, okay, at the same
Speaker 1: time as like a youngish looking guy. Okay. It was
Speaker 1: like huh, and I noticed I was in the produce
Speaker 1: section healthy the produce section is where love happened. And
Speaker 1: he was like yeah, he was like lingering around there,
Speaker 1: and I was like, do I know this guy? And
Speaker 1: I realized it was the Costco gas station guy. It's
Speaker 1: the same guy. He was the trader Okay, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, backstory. She was at the Costco gas station
Speaker 1: and this guy was like, Hey, you want to go
Speaker 1: running with me? Yes? And he gave you his number
Speaker 1: and then you guys never followed through on that, no,
Speaker 1: because he like deleted pictures on Instagram before he would fight.
Speaker 1: He had some shady stuff and he was like, by
Speaker 1: the way, where are you going to be driving to
Speaker 1: next time? So he was the same guy at the
Speaker 1: Trader Jones. So he's there. So then I kind of
Speaker 1: tried to avoid him, so I'd like go down the
Speaker 1: frozen aile, but then he'd appear on the other side,
Speaker 1: and then I went to the chip bile and then
Speaker 1: he and a lot of people felt like this guy
Speaker 1: was already kind of stocking you because how did he
Speaker 1: know you were a runner? Right? No, exactly, and now
Speaker 1: he's at the same time, yeah, he was. So I
Speaker 1: literally did a full loop around the store to avoid him.
Speaker 1: But then I was looking for a bottle of wine
Speaker 1: and I spent too long there and he trapped me.
Speaker 1: It's a hard one. Yeah, there's a couple of like
Speaker 1: little yeah. So what's going through your mind is this
Speaker 1: guy is like coming up behind you with the whine.
Speaker 1: So he came up and he was like, do I
Speaker 1: know you from somewhere? You look really familiar and I
Speaker 1: was like ah, and I was like the gas station
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, yeah, that's it, and he's like,
Speaker 1: I knew you looked like a runner. I was like,
Speaker 1: why do you keep saying why were you in running clothes?
Speaker 1: I was not. I don't know why you keep saying.
Speaker 1: I love you. Pretended not to remember you too. Like
Speaker 1: he's definitely been following you around the store, and he
Speaker 1: was just like, h I wonder if I've met you somewhere.
Speaker 1: He definitely knew what is the runner comment? Because you
Speaker 1: were running from him inside the store, Like I knew
Speaker 1: you looked like a runner. I don't know why. The
Speaker 1: only thing. The only thing would be because you look fit,
Speaker 1: but you don't assume someone's a runner. But you could
Speaker 1: be into cross he could be into you know, Zoomba.
Speaker 1: Probably specific is the creepy. Yeah. Then I'm checking out
Speaker 1: and he comes to check out the same time as
Speaker 1: me and then walking out the door at the same time,
Speaker 1: like of the place, like somehow the checkouts matched up perfectly.
Speaker 1: What's what's the vibe you get from him? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like he's acting chill, but he's like well calculated
Speaker 1: in his head, you know, like he knows what he's doing,
Speaker 1: but he's acting like he's a hot hot. That's my
Speaker 1: thing with the hotness is because both times I met
Speaker 1: him he had a mask on, so you just can't tell.
Speaker 1: And so we're walking out, and then that's when he
Speaker 1: asked me if i'd want to hang out again, because
Speaker 1: I bailed the last time, so this time I decided
Speaker 1: I would agree to it. You are going to get kidnapped?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you serious? Yeah, so I agreed.
Speaker 1: But we're going on a running date in the middle
Speaker 1: of the city at eleven thirty in the morning of
Speaker 1: the day. Well, this is great. You can knock out
Speaker 1: a date and then after you're done with your run,
Speaker 1: you can take off your socks and send them to
Speaker 1: some guy for money. Right there, you go arding that
Speaker 1: together and yeah, it's either the most romantic thing you've
Speaker 1: ever heard, like chance meetings, and none of us planned it.
Speaker 1: But that's that's the thing with romance. It's a very
Speaker 1: fine line and it all hinges on how hot he is. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's true. But this does give you a chance. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's eleventh in the morning, you're running in public. That
Speaker 1: all seems fine, and it gives you a chance to
Speaker 1: call him out on his deleted Instagram posts and stuff
Speaker 1: from before and find out if he's in a relationship
Speaker 1: or what his deal is. That's true, but what a
Speaker 1: fish up? And I don't know he only looks up
Speaker 1: the mask, I guess. So. Yeah. I love that. It's
Speaker 1: so interesting that you're not worried that he might be
Speaker 1: following you, or that he might have a wife or
Speaker 1: a secret girlfriend that he's not telling you about. You're
Speaker 1: worried that you're gonna show up. He's gonna take off
Speaker 1: his mask and he's going to be a seven instead
Speaker 1: of an age. I am kind of worried. And he
Speaker 1: texted me before to planet and referred to me as
Speaker 1: a slim blonde bomb. Yeah that's a terrible nickname too,
Speaker 1: Like he's not good at nickname. No, it was really Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think you need to make sure you call and
Speaker 1: text Brook before and after this day. Yeah, I agree
Speaker 1: with that. Or maybe I'll just follow you in a car.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, fake mustache? All right, Well, good luck, or
Speaker 1: like you could be fate or really creepy, or he
Speaker 1: could be so unattractive I just run off. Yeah there
Speaker 1: we go. Yeah, good well. Text into seven eighty five
Speaker 1: to nine two listeners, do you know of a guy
Speaker 1: who likes posing as a doctor in scrubs while abducting
Speaker 1: women from grocery stores around the country. We just want
Speaker 1: to make sure, oh my gosh, your phone taps coming
Speaker 1: up right after this