Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. And I think
Speaker 1: you're not really a celebrity until you've named your baby
Speaker 1: something unique and confusing. I was just thinking of Blue
Speaker 1: Ivy yesterday. I'm not even like it's Brooken Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. That's how you know. Jay Z and beyonceaf
Speaker 1: made it because they were able to name their daughter
Speaker 1: Blue Ivy. They weren't really celebrities before that. That's not true, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's the it's the measuring, Okay. Like Cameron Diaz his son,
Speaker 1: she named him Radix with an X weird or Elon
Speaker 1: Musk and Grimes kid X A E A Dash twelve
Speaker 1: super famous. That's how you know you're a billionaire. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I'm not sure what Gigi Hadid and Zane Malick
Speaker 1: are going to name their new baby, but I'm sure
Speaker 1: it's going to be something weird like moon Unit or
Speaker 1: Soy Sauce. Oh. I hope they're listening. It's some inspiration
Speaker 1: right now, or possibly could they name it covin sanity.
Speaker 1: Stay tuned to see if they name their kid that.
Speaker 1: Probably not, I'd be willing to give up the naming
Speaker 1: rights to them, but covin Sanity is our ongoing segment
Speaker 1: where we discuss the funniest and strangest news stories that
Speaker 1: are going on during the pandemic. For example, an Irish
Speaker 1: pub in Spain is making news today because they're officially
Speaker 1: banning Neil Diamonds Sweet Caroline like the song. Ye, apparently
Speaker 1: it's the number one song drunk people sing out loud,
Speaker 1: and during the pandemic, they don't want their patrons to
Speaker 1: be singing, spraying out water droplets and spreading the virus
Speaker 1: in the bar. Yeah. Is that dot dot dot part
Speaker 1: is all just spray spittle? Yeah? The bar owner says,
Speaker 1: the human voice sings at a higher volume with that
Speaker 1: particular song, more than any other song, and it's causing
Speaker 1: serious health risk. Yeah, there scream all this is my ja.
Speaker 1: So now they have a strict policy not allowing people
Speaker 1: to sing Sweet Caroline inside that bar or you will
Speaker 1: be removed. It does, it doesn't the safety of the world. Yeah.
Speaker 1: A grocery store owner in Western Australia recently burnt his
Speaker 1: business to the ground. Oh no, that was the reason.
Speaker 1: He was obsessed with trying to keep customers safe from
Speaker 1: the virus and he felt like that was the only way. Wait,
Speaker 1: I think it wasn't for the insurance money. It wasn't
Speaker 1: like some sort of scam or No. He says his
Speaker 1: mental health was being affected because customers were always angry
Speaker 1: about certain food items not being available, and all the
Speaker 1: extra safety practices were starting to get out of control.
Speaker 1: I imagine the health department comes in, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: we just set you guys, all wash your hands and
Speaker 1: clean a little more. I'm burning it all day. So
Speaker 1: he took three shopping carts, packed them with cardboard, through
Speaker 1: a bunch of gasoline on it, lit them up, and
Speaker 1: then rolled the flaming grocery carts into the store. Then
Speaker 1: he left the building and walked home. Amazing to me
Speaker 1: because that is a long process to feel like, to
Speaker 1: break down all that cardboard. Feel like there's a lot
Speaker 1: of opportunity there to rethink what you're doing. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 1: He was later arrested and the fire caused over one
Speaker 1: million dollars in damages. But there is no COVID in
Speaker 1: that burger, there's no building. Yeah, no one's gonna catch
Speaker 1: it though. Yeah. Airlines is in the news because they
Speaker 1: just announced a new safety policy. They're making all of
Speaker 1: their most junior flight attendants be the designated toilet cleaner
Speaker 1: on every flight. Why are they making the flight attendants
Speaker 1: clean the toilets? Don't they have cleaning crews. It's during
Speaker 1: the flights, so there's gonna be that young flight attendant
Speaker 1: is going to be waiting outside the bathroom to disinfect
Speaker 1: it after each and every use. My first job at
Speaker 1: Burger Heaven, I feel these people. I thought I was
Speaker 1: just going to take orders and make milkshakes. I was
Speaker 1: scrubbing toilets like nobody's business. And you do not want
Speaker 1: to scrub a toilet at a place called Burger Heaven. No,
Speaker 1: it's it's the opposite. It's heaven going in, it's hell coming. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They're not allowed to deal with any of the food
Speaker 1: or drinks on the flight either. They're just they're on
Speaker 1: toilet duty from take off to landing. Well, I'm glad
Speaker 1: they're not mixing things up. Yeah, but it really makes
Speaker 1: you want to sign up for that junior flight attendant position,
Speaker 1: doesn't it. We're going over another edition of finding the
Speaker 1: not so serious stories happening during the outbreak and how
Speaker 1: badly do you want to eat Panda Express somewhere other
Speaker 1: than your house pretty badly. I mean I'm sick of
Speaker 1: food at my house just because of the dishes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I think there is a decent chunk of people
Speaker 1: who just like going to the mall and sitting in
Speaker 1: the food court eating Kung Pal chicken and just people watching,
Speaker 1: like that's how they want to spend their Saturday. My
Speaker 1: mom loves the food court. Yeah, I always watch the Smorrow.
Speaker 1: There's always random people there. It's great people watching. It
Speaker 1: feels like you could tour the world. Well, one mall
Speaker 1: in Glendale, California is catering to those specific time type
Speaker 1: of people, and they're now setting up outdoor dining tables
Speaker 1: and chairs in the mall's parking garage. People can come
Speaker 1: eat meals from the food port and total safety. The
Speaker 1: pictures of it are super depressing because you're in the
Speaker 1: underground parking garage, like it's not even like you're outside. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and there's like a white windowless van sitting behind. They've
Speaker 1: coned it off with a bunch of tall orange safety cones.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, so that you can eat your burger
Speaker 1: in a parking lot. The ambiance, yeah, it just mix
Speaker 1: with a little bit of gasoline smell from the backfire. Yeah. Now,
Speaker 1: so there's a new TikTok trend where people are fake
Speaker 1: smiling under their mask. That's where you make them. You
Speaker 1: try and make the rest of your face look like
Speaker 1: you're smiling, but when you take your mask off, surprise,
Speaker 1: you're actually not. It's I mean, it's the smies, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what Tyra Banks in America's Next Top Model would
Speaker 1: call it the smies. And I guess it's supposed to
Speaker 1: be like a gotcha thing, like ha ha, I'm not
Speaker 1: really happy Joe on you. And then finally, there's an
Speaker 1: adult website where normally dudes hire women for risque video chats. Okay,
Speaker 1: but lately the women on the site have banned together
Speaker 1: to figure out a way to give back to their
Speaker 1: local community, and now, for a limited time, they're offering free,
Speaker 1: g rated one on one chats with lonely senior citizens
Speaker 1: who are locked down because of the pandemic. But then
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about like my grandpa, he'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: what got seriously? Yeah, they will be remaining clothed, but
Speaker 1: I don't got any days left to show up to
Speaker 1: show me the left one. Yeah, but they will act
Speaker 1: like a friend or companion to these old people in
Speaker 1: nursing homes via Zoom and also send their Amazon wish
Speaker 1: list to them as well. The owner of one nursing
Speaker 1: home says he watched a couple of the videos and
Speaker 1: said it really pulls on some heart strings. Strings that's
Speaker 1: pulled on. Yeah, I don't think that's what's getting breaks
Speaker 1: that are being pulled. Those are the COVI insane feel
Speaker 1: good stories coming out of the outbreak. Your phone taps
Speaker 1: coming up right after this