Speaker 1: Where does celebrities post job openings? I don't is there
Speaker 1: like a Craigslist for famous and rich people Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, it can't just be Craigslist.
Speaker 1: It would have to be some sort of fancy version
Speaker 1: of Craigslist where it's like Kristoff's list. Or maybe celebrities
Speaker 1: just post some of those flyers with the tearoff sheets
Speaker 1: outside of product stores. That actually makes sense to me. Well,
Speaker 1: apparently there is a place that the stars go when
Speaker 1: they need to hire some help. I don't know specifically
Speaker 1: what website it is, but one of the job listings
Speaker 1: is going viral this morning. I want to go to
Speaker 1: this website just because I want to get out of here. Well,
Speaker 1: the anonymous ad was posted online looking to hire a
Speaker 1: part time personal assistant for a quote well known celebrity
Speaker 1: slash influencer. Okay, they say they have over ten million
Speaker 1: social media followers. Oh day. Yeah, it sounds like a
Speaker 1: pretty legit opportunity, and it sounds like a big job.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you're going to be the social media
Speaker 1: person for them. Yeah, and then the ad starts listing
Speaker 1: the expectations for that position. Okay, it says you will
Speaker 1: work eight hour days on the celebrity's property, but must
Speaker 1: also be on call twenty four seven, ready to step
Speaker 1: in at a moment's notice. I mean, isn't that pretty
Speaker 1: common though, for a personal assistant to a celebrity. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: but it's also common like firefighters people. But listen, a
Speaker 1: bad hair day is just as bad as a house
Speaker 1: Bernie Davin. Okay, if it's three in the morning and
Speaker 1: the light is good and my skin looks fantastic and
Speaker 1: there's no one to take a picture of me, that
Speaker 1: is a tragedy. Subscribers. Yeah, but remember this is a
Speaker 1: part time position, it's not a full time position. Eight
Speaker 1: hours at their property and then twenty four hours on call.
Speaker 1: Yeah it move all emotion. Be the bad guy and
Speaker 1: handle quote hundreds of small tasks at once without complaint,
Speaker 1: only hundreds of things at one. That sounds easy. So
Speaker 1: what are the some of the specific day to day
Speaker 1: tasks you're going to be expected to do as their
Speaker 1: part time personal assistant. They list off some of the
Speaker 1: things here. One is you will wake up the influencer
Speaker 1: every morning with their favorite coffee. Oh, I assume you
Speaker 1: have to sing them a sweet tune to rise them
Speaker 1: out of their bed. Do they drink the coffee and
Speaker 1: then spit it out? Like? No, this is not my favorite?
Speaker 1: How do they tell the difference? That's like you're supposed
Speaker 1: to cuddle them as well. I'm sure that's part of it.
Speaker 1: Another thing that they say is supposed to plan and
Speaker 1: manage all of their daily calendar activities. Okay, that actually
Speaker 1: sounds like a personal assistant task. Yeah, coffee in bed
Speaker 1: not so much now, this is sounding more normal. Third,
Speaker 1: cook meals for them and clean their home. That's what
Speaker 1: a chef is for. Yeah, one little thing. This is
Speaker 1: a cheap acids time d I mean? And if this
Speaker 1: person could do all of these things, well, don't you
Speaker 1: think that they would have a better job than this? Totally?
Speaker 1: And you know, if you're cooking meals for an influencer,
Speaker 1: they're so specific about what they eat because it's about presentation.
Speaker 1: This avocado toast is on wheat bread. I set multigrain,
Speaker 1: you idiots. How am I supposed to take a picture
Speaker 1: of this for my ten million followers? I need more
Speaker 1: a cie marry this one sounds fun. Schedule, plan and
Speaker 1: prepare all photography, filming, editing, and posting from pre production
Speaker 1: to post production, and you'll be in charge of managing, analyzing,
Speaker 1: and reporting social media postings and performance, so basically all
Speaker 1: of the posting parts. But again, if you can do
Speaker 1: all these things so well, you would be an influencer
Speaker 1: yourself at that point, unless you're not pretty enough to
Speaker 1: be an influencer yourself. You would think that they would
Speaker 1: hire someone who a photographer or an editor to do
Speaker 1: that job, not someone for a personal assistant that's part time. Well,
Speaker 1: the personal assistant needs to find the editor and the
Speaker 1: photographers for them, because as an influencer, my job is
Speaker 1: to look gorgeous. Okay, your job is to figure it
Speaker 1: out how to capture it. But they do say if
Speaker 1: you want to apply, you need to have your own
Speaker 1: car and be ready to drive the celebrity wherever they
Speaker 1: need to go. You will also be responsible for packing
Speaker 1: and unpacking their bags whenever they need to travel, which
Speaker 1: can be up to two to three times a week.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, remember this is a part time position.
Speaker 1: I want Jose to get this job just so that
Speaker 1: he can use his car to go pick up the cety,
Speaker 1: don't mind the water bottles on the floor. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: there's still half a fish bilet in there. Don't throw
Speaker 1: that out. I'll leave that later. And this next point
Speaker 1: comes up several times throughout the job listing. It says
Speaker 1: being able to compartmentalize emotions and remain quiet at all
Speaker 1: times is an absolute must. Terrible, literally just saying do
Speaker 1: not complain. Ever, like, how are you supposed to do
Speaker 1: all these things without talking to the person? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: oh really, your aunt Liz died today? Boo fricking who
Speaker 1: I have to post a boomerang of myself drinking a
Speaker 1: nice tea by my infinity pool at sunset. It's amazing
Speaker 1: that this partner doesn't have someone, you know, romantic in
Speaker 1: their life. I mean, they don't seem like people at all.
Speaker 1: Such a catch. Yeah, but for all this stress and responsibility,
Speaker 1: the compensation must be pretty good, right at least? It
Speaker 1: says you will be paid twenty five dollars an hour.
Speaker 1: That comes out to forty eight grand a year. But
Speaker 1: I bet you'll get some of that complimentary detox tea
Speaker 1: that they're going to be promoting a couple of weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't forget those perks. And it says you'll be given
Speaker 1: quote minimum days off. Oh hello, So you do get
Speaker 1: days off, you get It's Christmas unwrapped all these presents.
Speaker 1: This advertisement was discovered online and reposted by a blogger
Speaker 1: that quickly went viral, getting tons of comments. I'm sure
Speaker 1: a lot of people want to social media coordinator Alexis.
Speaker 1: You would love to be this personal who it is
Speaker 1: you guys that pays better than what you're paying me here, so,
Speaker 1: one person said. Quote this mentions being without emotion like
Speaker 1: five times, which cannot be a good sign. No word
Speaker 1: on if they've filled the role yet. But text into
Speaker 1: seven eight, five nine two Josane does need an assistant
Speaker 1: to help him build his online following. Oh dude, please
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