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Speaker 1: Noah Roxanne Gay a bunch of them for as little
Speaker 1: as two ninety nine a month, and then I learned
Speaker 1: so much about you, and one of them is that
Speaker 1: you have your dick pierced. That's the first thing that
Speaker 1: she She was so excited to let me know that.
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, I know, I never talked to a
Speaker 1: guy with well, it's on a cock ring, it's a
Speaker 1: dick piercing. But what did you call it? A gauge?
Speaker 1: Prince Albert? Prince Albert, and now describe the process of
Speaker 1: getting a two gauge, like what, how, how do you
Speaker 1: have to start and where do you end? And how
Speaker 1: far do you want to go with it? Uh so?
Speaker 1: And also mentally where were you at? Yeah, I'm probably
Speaker 1: gonna stick with it too, because, as my piercer of
Speaker 1: very nicely told me last time with your anatomy, I
Speaker 1: would stop here, which was his way of saying, which
Speaker 1: is his way of saying, you're out of dick. And
Speaker 1: it's in the head where the head. Yeah, it goes
Speaker 1: through the p hole and out the bottom of the head. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: got it. Is it a ring, Yeah, it's a captive
Speaker 1: bead ring. Okay. And that and when you put that
Speaker 1: in and out of a vaginal cavity, it don't hurt. No. Wow,
Speaker 1: it's smooth stainless steel. Okay. Now is this something that
Speaker 1: you just like, once you're pierced, you just keep it
Speaker 1: in for life? Or do you? Can you take it out?
Speaker 1: And I couldn't take it out if I wanted um.
Speaker 1: At this point, I've had it since I'm eighteen, so
Speaker 1: it does feel like part of me, like I feel
Speaker 1: weird without it. What inspired you to get it? What?
Speaker 1: What factors? I've always wanted one since I found out
Speaker 1: you could do that. And I saw the movie Strange
Speaker 1: Land I was like fourteen or fifteen, which is a
Speaker 1: movie directed and written by d Snyder, the singer of Pits. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know him, well, yeah, where he is a killer
Speaker 1: that meets people in a O L chat rooms and
Speaker 1: he is obsessed with tattoos and piercings and he gives
Speaker 1: a guy uh an amphilang, which is a uh stud
Speaker 1: through the head of your deck. Okay, I'm straight Rod. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I've always wanted by Dick Pierce since then. So
Speaker 1: when you're going to get your dick pierced, like, are
Speaker 1: they are they numbing the dick? Okay? So I've actually
Speaker 1: had my dick pierced twice. Once when I was sixteen,
Speaker 1: I went to one of the fake piercing places that
Speaker 1: looked like a T shirt or sunglass stand on St.
Speaker 1: Mark's and then they take the wall back, piercing back.
Speaker 1: I walked up and down the street and nowhere would
Speaker 1: take me because obviously I didn't have idea. And this
Speaker 1: big African guy comes up to me. He's like, you
Speaker 1: want the buffy piercing, and he had a book and
Speaker 1: I but he didn't do a Prince Albert on me.
Speaker 1: What he did was a surface piercing. So, um, actually
Speaker 1: you just took a little of this skin on the
Speaker 1: bottom of the dick and kind of pinched it and
Speaker 1: got a ring through there. But that's not that I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: it seems like it's gonna let that's gonna catch on something,
Speaker 1: though it didn't. Really. It was fun, um, But unfortunately
Speaker 1: me at sixteen having a pierced dick in high school
Speaker 1: was not a good secret keeper. Okay okay, And I
Speaker 1: believe it was discussed at a band parents meeting and
Speaker 1: I was not in the school band. Wait, why did
Speaker 1: people care so much about your dick? Pierce? Has I
Speaker 1: come from nowhere town, New Jersey where that was news?
Speaker 1: I was like even in my town, which like it
Speaker 1: still has like you know, sixty thou plus people. I
Speaker 1: once had a fake nose ring and it was somehow
Speaker 1: got back to like regular school from summer school. Well,
Speaker 1: my mom's best friend I sentially heard about it, and
Speaker 1: my mom called my bluff and made a doctor's appointment
Speaker 1: to prove that I didn't have it. Oh Jackuan Alice Amika. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But then when I turned and the first thing I
Speaker 1: did was at my pierced How pissed was your mom
Speaker 1: when she found out your dick was pierced? Um? I
Speaker 1: think we never officially confirmed it because we never went
Speaker 1: to the doctor. Okay, she made the appointment and called
Speaker 1: my bluff and I took it out. Wow, Okay, that's
Speaker 1: that's why. But then she recently has seen my dick
Speaker 1: in a movie, so she's she definitely knows it's pierced now. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you're grown esque man now, so you can
Speaker 1: do whatever you want now. It makes me wonder so
Speaker 1: if a person, if a man such as yourself, is
Speaker 1: not afraid, uh, the idea of a metal steel going
Speaker 1: through the your urethra and out the other side doesn't
Speaker 1: frighten you, doesn't deter you. That makes me think your
Speaker 1: fear response is lower than most people know. It hurts
Speaker 1: that it's terrifying, but it's you like it. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's thrilling, just like any other body mod or seeing
Speaker 1: a scary movie or yeah, yeah, you know, it's a
Speaker 1: pretty safe environment. The person was trained hopefully, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean not that first guy. That was a bad idea. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The second lady that pierced my dick was angry lesbian,
Speaker 1: Spanish lesbian, the best kind in like a scully and
Speaker 1: she went, she went, did you piss yet? I was like,
Speaker 1: what She's like, go take a piss because I don't
Speaker 1: want you to piss on me like she was mad,
Speaker 1: she hated men. That's great, but she's a good job
Speaker 1: like this like Michael Myers. And then you get it
Speaker 1: stretched so like you started like a ten or twelve gauge,
Speaker 1: and then slowly you get it stretched over time, and
Speaker 1: that means the thickness of the ring. That's what you're
Speaker 1: talking about, the gage. Because when I think of a gauge,
Speaker 1: I think, I guess that's plugs. I'm thinking of plugs
Speaker 1: with people's ears. It's the same concept. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And what now? What are you trying to prove with this,
Speaker 1: with this big, bigger I don't know. I just have
Speaker 1: always I was like, that looks cool, And the farther
Speaker 1: I went, the more I liked it. Like if my
Speaker 1: if the ring I had through my dick right now
Speaker 1: was in my face, it would be a distraction talking
Speaker 1: to me, right, okay, distraction not even seeing that if
Speaker 1: you would have trouble talking to me? Really wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta look that up. I gotta google with a
Speaker 1: two gauge piercing looks like because I don't have a
Speaker 1: concept of it. Um, what town of New Jersey. Are
Speaker 1: you from That's so funny because I it's a training
Speaker 1: transfer where it is. Yes, it is funny. That makes
Speaker 1: sense because I like, I don't think I actually knew
Speaker 1: that you were from New Jersey, and I always just
Speaker 1: just like people from New Jersey there. I know everyone
Speaker 1: makes fun of it, but I just feel like they're
Speaker 1: better people. Yeah. I don't know if that's the word
Speaker 1: that I would have used, but unique interesting someone such
Speaker 1: as yourself I would pin as a sexual deviant. Am
Speaker 1: I correct? It depends just you're in the fun sex stuff.
Speaker 1: You like pain because you also like to do this
Speaker 1: the thing or watch the thing where people are putting
Speaker 1: hooks in their backs and just hanging out. But literally
Speaker 1: I tend to run with a crowd of fun people.
Speaker 1: Do you know anybody personally that's done the metal hooks
Speaker 1: hanging from their back skin? Oh? Yeah, I know. My
Speaker 1: best friend does that. That's like his He runs, he
Speaker 1: does music video production. He has a lot of that
Speaker 1: in it. Yeah. Um, and then you have town tons
Speaker 1: of friends. I um help that with a bark rawl
Speaker 1: for like twelve years, and that would be one of
Speaker 1: the things that happened at the bark Rawl. A guy
Speaker 1: would get hung by the skin of his There's different
Speaker 1: groups that do that. They're called suspension crews and they're
Speaker 1: all certified. It's part of the b D s M community.
Speaker 1: They all get um, you know, medical training and uh yeah.
Speaker 1: So I've been to a million events where people hanging
Speaker 1: from the hooks, right, So do they are they hard
Speaker 1: when they do that? Boners? Okay? They say, it's oh wow.
Speaker 1: So question though, if you wanted to do it, like,
Speaker 1: could anybody do it? Is like you pay for it? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But does your body weight? Like is there a certain
Speaker 1: like I would need more hooks, Yes, we need more hooks,
Speaker 1: but you're so you're more hooks but like you're because
Speaker 1: that's just to make it like even amount of weight
Speaker 1: on each piece of skin. Okay. Interesting. You know they
Speaker 1: always tell me that there was a guy who was
Speaker 1: about four fifty who did it. But I'm not deterred
Speaker 1: by my size. It's just I don't want to do it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've hung a six pack off my dickums last year
Speaker 1: on iron off my ring dick skin. Is that strong?
Speaker 1: Did it make your dick bigger? No? Nothing on that.
Speaker 1: So there's a pack of six beers hanging off your
Speaker 1: dick and it did it hurt? Yeah? Did you like it?
Speaker 1: But it's a thriller. I had a dominatrix that used
Speaker 1: to fill up it like she would hook a gallon
Speaker 1: jug to it, slowly fill it up so that I
Speaker 1: couldn't jerk off until she took it off. That okay,
Speaker 1: could see that's fun. I guess. I guess. Oh god damn.
Speaker 1: So like pain and fear, like listen like a response
Speaker 1: in your system. I think it's it's a ue. I mean,
Speaker 1: I agree, I just love being a pervert physical pain,
Speaker 1: but that seems like more like just thinking of like
Speaker 1: hit me in the face. What if I just like
Speaker 1: like hung it on like the out part of my vagant.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's I'm sure somebody it's that rule right,
Speaker 1: like what is it? Rule forties? Like whatever you think of,
Speaker 1: somebody's done it in a born well now and now
Speaker 1: that like the internet is a very crazy place and
Speaker 1: you can yeah you can, ah, oh so can you?
Speaker 1: When you have sex, you gotta jug it up. You
Speaker 1: just have you like having all kinds of sex. So
Speaker 1: how what's your sexual career been like from beginning to end?
Speaker 1: Like what I'm married? So I'm the Jerseys and the
Speaker 1: rafters now, okay, okay, but when it wasn't how how
Speaker 1: did you first discover sex? When's the first time you
Speaker 1: saw titty? Give me some of the hits? Uh, late
Speaker 1: Bloomer definitely like kept away from any hormonal thoughts. Grew
Speaker 1: up without a door, Oh on purpose? I don't know.
Speaker 1: My house didn't have doors. No, no doors, And that
Speaker 1: could be religious, that could be white trash apartment above
Speaker 1: the machine shop. That was my dad. Yeah, that's somebody
Speaker 1: who's also white trash. My parents room had like a
Speaker 1: sliding door, and that was it. No other doors in
Speaker 1: the house, not even on the bathroom bathroom doors. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so no other rooms had no other rooms had doors. Okay,
Speaker 1: just you, Wow, just you and your parents fucking behind
Speaker 1: a sliding doors. So that would make me not want
Speaker 1: to jerk off? I mean, ever, didn't how late teen,
Speaker 1: what you didn't get an until I didn't even start jerking.
Speaker 1: I didn't start jerking off. I mean that's I think
Speaker 1: that's great. That's the norm. Like ten, you have friends
Speaker 1: starting off like, yeah, um started catching blow jobs early,
Speaker 1: didn't h Yeah? Catching little brains? How I'm only going
Speaker 1: to call it that from now on. Catching Yeah, then
Speaker 1: didn't get laid tell I was seventeen. Yeah, we got
Speaker 1: some beaches. Beaches. It's so funny that you think that's
Speaker 1: like just seventeen to me is like totally normal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like my late like I thought you werenna, say, like
Speaker 1: twenty three. When I think of the fact that I've
Speaker 1: lost my virginity at fifteen, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's not good because when you meet a fifteen year
Speaker 1: old now you're like, that's actually pretty gross. Yes, disgusting.
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