Speaker 1: Hey, fucker's how you doing, Christina? And here? Thank you? Uh?
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Speaker 1: a month. So how did you meet your German Jewish wife?
Speaker 1: We met at a comedy club at the stand, uh.
Speaker 1: And then it was how many years ago? Maybe six
Speaker 1: years ago? And six years ago I think we met, uh.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, it was kind of just like a
Speaker 1: one night stand type thing, you know, turning the marriage. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well then I I asked her for a picture of
Speaker 1: her boobs, like the next day or something. How'd you
Speaker 1: word it? Like? That's kind of like that, I mean,
Speaker 1: but you haven't seen them already, I know. But I
Speaker 1: think I just wanted a memento, yeah, like just for
Speaker 1: the file. Put it in the bank bank and she
Speaker 1: said no. So we just kept talking and kept talking
Speaker 1: and then I like that. She said no, but then
Speaker 1: kept the conversation. Yeah, I won't show you my titties
Speaker 1: will inside of my heart. Did you have roommates at
Speaker 1: the time hotel room? No, she was saying, in their
Speaker 1: BnB ahead roommates at the time, her in your roommate apartment,
Speaker 1: my roommate apartment, and then she would fly back and
Speaker 1: live with me in my roommate apartment. Oh my god. Wait,
Speaker 1: how long after did she fly back to live with you?
Speaker 1: Not living? But she came. I think the first trip
Speaker 1: back was like maybe three or four months after we
Speaker 1: first Wow. And then I was like a real After
Speaker 1: the first night, She's like, I'm not She texted her
Speaker 1: brothers like, I'm getting a hotel room for the rest.
Speaker 1: This guy is a fucking are you seriously real, real asshole?
Speaker 1: Would you do? I was just like not, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's not ten s That's what was I want? Being
Speaker 1: too comfortable. We went to this pizza place in Queens,
Speaker 1: like a sitting restaurant, pizza place, you know, and like
Speaker 1: it was like to me, I'm like, I'm spending you know,
Speaker 1: I'm spending seventy bucks here. This is you know, for
Speaker 1: a grandma slice and I'm like, who so she uh.
Speaker 1: I'm just like I have a lot of anxiety and
Speaker 1: like so like he came and I'm like yeah, another,
Speaker 1: I'm like I get to check please, like right after
Speaker 1: like you know, they took the place. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: get to check, just to cut her off from ordering
Speaker 1: anything else. No, just like I'm like, I want to
Speaker 1: get I gotta go. Like an anxieties kicking in table
Speaker 1: service at a pizza Joy, That's pretty clear. It wasn't
Speaker 1: like you get a slice. It wasn't I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just want to get outside and smoke and keep moving.
Speaker 1: It was just like I have this weird anxiety. And
Speaker 1: then I like asked for the check and you didn't
Speaker 1: bring it right away. I'm like, you believe this fucking
Speaker 1: guy like he's not bringing like real pieces and then
Speaker 1: act like there's a lot on dates I like five
Speaker 1: minutes ago for the check. I don't know. I'm super nervous.
Speaker 1: I just had this girl from fucking Germany fly over
Speaker 1: to see me together. Seconds in my gain was spending
Speaker 1: seventy azza. I gotta figure out I don't wing it
Speaker 1: for the next I've had my card decline on a
Speaker 1: date and I'm like, oh, really these and then no,
Speaker 1: never mind, I won't. Was it was somebody you were
Speaker 1: like dating like you No, it was a new It
Speaker 1: was like a new thing. And I was like, he
Speaker 1: bought dinner and it was very expensive, so I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll get us too, vodka sodas. Surely, no I won't. Afterwards, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was rough. It was rough. My pride hurt.
Speaker 1: Like the courting thing that you said, and like that,
Speaker 1: it goes along what you're saying. Second date, You're in
Speaker 1: a pizza place and you were saying, like is trash
Speaker 1: involved in that? I need to know that there's an
Speaker 1: element of trash there to continue their relationship. Men love.
Speaker 1: This has been a team. Men love knowing that a
Speaker 1: woman is a little trashy and also like tend to
Speaker 1: love a trashy Look, ye, what do you mean because
Speaker 1: those why what do you like about that? True? I
Speaker 1: think there's something that's like, well like also from garbage
Speaker 1: and it's like so it's like that's what you see
Speaker 1: everybody hangs like. You know, I wasn't hanging out with
Speaker 1: like fucking super rich kids, right that it's just what
Speaker 1: you see more. You know what I mean. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's right. That's who was married into my family. That's
Speaker 1: who my cousins like, it's like that, that's who will
Speaker 1: feel comfortable. It's attainable, you know what I mean. That's
Speaker 1: man's attainability. Yeah, for sure. Okay, And did so when
Speaker 1: you met your wife the first did you feel like
Speaker 1: she was out of your lead? Yeah? Like a billion
Speaker 1: percentage still it's like, yeah, no, it's it's it's it's wild,
Speaker 1: but that's what held five. No, it's pretty normal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a lazy eye or a crooked finger, got a
Speaker 1: club foot now you know thumbs. So what point did
Speaker 1: it change from you being like a nightmare to you
Speaker 1: being someone who's marry all belove a couple of years?
Speaker 1: I mean, like, why did she say olhol for for
Speaker 1: the record, that is what real love is about. Like
Speaker 1: she saw that he was a psycho. Try because his
Speaker 1: relationships insanely dysfunctions because you need to spring with each other.
Speaker 1: Is about this is like this is like a meme
Speaker 1: that I saw yesterday in a site called Mindful Relationships,
Speaker 1: when someone asked like like in front of their kids,
Speaker 1: like they were like, oh, what made you attracted to
Speaker 1: like my mom, And the father answered, uh, well, I
Speaker 1: was like pretty shitty at times and didn't show love,
Speaker 1: but she was always there for me. And then eventually
Speaker 1: I turned around and I was like, am I Am
Speaker 1: I taking crazy pills right now? Because this is literally
Speaker 1: like toxicity to a t this is not something you
Speaker 1: should stick around for. I'm all about like a band
Speaker 1: Bruce Springstein song get into this sounds like a fucking nightmare.
Speaker 1: But a few years so she keeps coming back, like
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, it leads me to believe. I mean,
Speaker 1: and I have been watching day Fiance, But was she
Speaker 1: just trying to get into No, because she didn't. It
Speaker 1: took her for so long to finally commit. Well, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, because I'm like, it's such a long time,
Speaker 1: Like surely if she you know, if she's out of
Speaker 1: your leave, she could have just found someone better. D
Speaker 1: there's a beautiful place she the first time I brought
Speaker 1: her around, everybody, we were outside of the lantern down
Speaker 1: in the he and fully goes, I don't know, hey, lady,
Speaker 1: I don't know what he's telling you. But there's other
Speaker 1: single guys in New York and I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: that's hilarious. Hey lady, that's wow. Get to the bus station.
Speaker 1: You got to be uptown Midtown. When did you know
Speaker 1: that you wanted to marry her? It sounds cheesy, but
Speaker 1: like right away, I mean like once we started talking.
Speaker 1: So that's why you were mean to her? No, I
Speaker 1: mean I just didn't know how to deal with it,
Speaker 1: Like I didn't know how do you mean? Are you
Speaker 1: saying me she putting me into your marriage? She asked
Speaker 1: to leave? Well, just because I was a weird I
Speaker 1: think it was more like this guy doesn't know just
Speaker 1: how to do anything. Really, it was more of like
Speaker 1: this guy, but also at the same time, in my defense,
Speaker 1: like just a woman just flew here, Like I'm also
Speaker 1: very nervous. I'm living in Queens. I'm living in a
Speaker 1: story with like four other two year old Like it
Speaker 1: was a fucking scene, you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was going on, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: how did you? I did it? It It was actually not
Speaker 1: we just got married in February. Got married, right, people,
Speaker 1: Why did you to propose? Lem are you dragging your
Speaker 1: h Well, it was like visa and stuff. There was
Speaker 1: a lot of you know there's a lot of red
Speaker 1: tape around. Did you know she was going to say yes?
Speaker 1: I had a feeling she was gonna say yes. I
Speaker 1: mean because she's here for six months. He came here
Speaker 1: for six months to be with you, to be with me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like she was. She has a visa where she can
Speaker 1: come for six months, and she has a job. She
Speaker 1: has a job that she works remotely at, so she
Speaker 1: still works in Germany, but so it was like very
Speaker 1: convenient for her to come here for long chunks at
Speaker 1: a time. We got to Martin together and then I
Speaker 1: was like, fuck it, let's shift and she said yeah,
Speaker 1: And then we went got married at the courthouse, processing everything.
Speaker 1: How is the proposal? What was said? I knew a
Speaker 1: ring that she liked. No, and then like I kind
Speaker 1: of I knew a ring and she liked tonight, I
Speaker 1: knowing that she liked how did we but we're back up?
Speaker 1: She was thinking maybe to save uh No, like she was.
Speaker 1: She was like we were talking about rings or whatever,
Speaker 1: like if we were gonna you know, get married, get
Speaker 1: married or whatever, you can't even say it and you
Speaker 1: are yeah, I know, he was like I still say
Speaker 1: my oun stage. Are you still say my girlfriend because
Speaker 1: like they were all my bits when I was and
Speaker 1: I can't, like I can't. It just tough for me
Speaker 1: to be like I've said it. Oh so my and
Speaker 1: my girlfriend the other day I have been. And you're
Speaker 1: not even wearing a wedding ring. I know, No, I
Speaker 1: don't why. It's just weird. I'm not. I don't wear
Speaker 1: an someone's property. I'm with you guys on that. I
Speaker 1: think it's weird. I think it's lame. My dad never,
Speaker 1: it's lame for you. Jewelry. No, I don't wear a watch,
Speaker 1: I don't wear joy. It doesn't mean it's also like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean my dad isn't but it's also just
Speaker 1: like you know, it's well, I mean for a man, honestly,
Speaker 1: a wedding ring gets you hit on more. So I
Speaker 1: would be telling my husband, you don't wear a wedding
Speaker 1: ring all the waitresses a New York comedy club or
Speaker 1: like it's so fucking weird that you don't wear one
Speaker 1: that shady. No, it's not. It doesn't even cross either
Speaker 1: one of them. I forget that. I'm not wearing one.
Speaker 1: For wear hers, Yeah, she wears her. It's prettier, it's
Speaker 1: pretty yeah, it sucking diamond rings. So I went and
Speaker 1: I just like snuck to Brooklyn and bought it. And
Speaker 1: then in the middle of the night. It's nice to
Speaker 1: take a subway to buy a wedding ring. It was
Speaker 1: like three transfers, and I was like, it was like
Speaker 1: this cool place out in like fucking Ford Green or whatever,
Speaker 1: so you couldn't get there. It was like this very
Speaker 1: like and where'd you propose? Just in our apartment, we
Speaker 1: were like making dinner or something. I just said, christ
Speaker 1: is that tragedy. Didn't not even think like sweatpants on.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a tear messiou involved somewhere. I just
Speaker 1: remember we were both so poorly dressed, like we didn't
Speaker 1: take pictures and send it because it was like we
Speaker 1: were like we both looked like, hell, yeah, we had
Speaker 1: like made dinner or something. Of what you say. I
Speaker 1: want to know what you said. I'm pretty good. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it was there was you know, there
Speaker 1: wasn't a speech, for sure. It was just just got
Speaker 1: down on one knee. Okay, excuse, excuse me, excuse me?
Speaker 1: Did you go on one knee? I went on one
Speaker 1: knee and it was but it was also like we
Speaker 1: had spoken about it was like it would be cool
Speaker 1: to just do it, like not make it this big thing,
Speaker 1: because especially in your European europe weddings and engagements aren't
Speaker 1: like this big fucking to do. So it's very like
Speaker 1: they look at American weddings like you guys are. And
Speaker 1: now we're getting to why he imported away. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: because it was like nine bucks at city Hall and
Speaker 1: then like dinner was like three grand from something like
Speaker 1: that to get married. Yeah, it's really cheap. It might
Speaker 1: even be like thirty nine bucks to get married. What
Speaker 1: discount group on. Yeah, it's a good time. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you ever been to a city Hall wedding,
Speaker 1: but there's a lot of trash walking around, myself included.
Speaker 1: But it's fun, it's skitchy. Yeah. Well you can do
Speaker 1: a drive through reading now because casey bosh and honestly
Speaker 1: it looked so fucking really cool. Yeah, so what's your deal? Ful?
Speaker 1: Would you guys have accepted the proposal? If it wasn't,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be an apartment. I wouldn't have gotten even
Speaker 1: I mean I wouldn't have even gotten one with that. Really,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't you know what, I'm touring thirty five next
Speaker 1: month full You know I would not be dating a
Speaker 1: man with a roommates at that time. You know you're
Speaker 1: pushing it. We created also careers and our goals for
Speaker 1: our relationships, and yeah, if I had to pick, would
Speaker 1: I want my boyfriend of a roommate, I would say, no,
Speaker 1: quarterback just lightning striking. Huh me dead, what are we talking?
Speaker 1: That's what I would wish for first. I would know
Speaker 1: I would once I heard you had a roommate, I
Speaker 1: would go, oh, that was just something you ate, something weird.
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