Speaker 1: Oh, welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. There this
Speaker 1: COVID nine edition, and I'm your host, Kevin Pollock guest
Speaker 1: that Kevin, sure, if you want to do the research.
Speaker 1: I'd love to know where babies come from. Thanks, but
Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meet, they're aw come to shall we
Speaker 1: in no particular order? It's time to welcome back the great,
Speaker 1: the much love, Carla and Costy. I missed you, so missed, Carla,
Speaker 1: because you can any memory you care to share from
Speaker 1: your recent cross country drive home. Um uh any, well,
Speaker 1: I mean if it involves any of Craig's shortcomings, it's
Speaker 1: going to be a kind of a bonus. Um I
Speaker 1: would say. You know, actually, Craig was really great because
Speaker 1: when we were in Denver, I went to visit my
Speaker 1: best friend in the yard at a distance Craig. Craig said,
Speaker 1: don't worry, I'll stay with the dogs. So he didn't
Speaker 1: even get to anybody but me for the whole trip.
Speaker 1: That's pretty nice, right, I mean, we don't know how
Speaker 1: he feels about your friends. Oh wait a second, now
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Well, it's great to have you back
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Speaker 1: ten in the den. Are you excited for the return
Speaker 1: of Captain Lee with the new season of Blow Deck
Speaker 1: the premiers November two? More than most things? Unfortunately that's
Speaker 1: all I have these days. Sorry, I keep bringing all
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Speaker 1: comes from listener Audrey, who wrote, oh hi, there, I
Speaker 1: have four words for you, lunch ladies. The opera, Stay funny,
Speaker 1: stay safe Audrey five minutes. Five minutes, everybody five minutes.
Speaker 1: It alright, alright, sit in silence, Sanda Sausa. So so
Speaker 1: that's my warm out to Assien. So far the purpose
Speaker 1: of the other party party porpoise? You think that would
Speaker 1: have given us our own I warned up to appear
Speaker 1: more confident. Does anybody else feel like this? This grain
Speaker 1: room is just a little too tight, you know, it's
Speaker 1: too small, Like we're all here and it's just like
Speaker 1: I need sometimes you need like that, that private seclusion
Speaker 1: where I can just you know, just own myself. Henry
Speaker 1: does relax, Henry relaxed, relaxed, Brea, just breathe the critic
Speaker 1: from because that is gonna be there. I actually really
Speaker 1: like how small it is because I enjoy my fellow ensemble,
Speaker 1: that's you, all, all of you. I enjoy being near you.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed breathing the same air that you're breathing. Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't believe we made it on time. That cab
Speaker 1: was dodging in and out of traffic like crazy. Finally
Speaker 1: we get City Opera. So excited? What what is this, Marianne?
Speaker 1: What are we watching? Yep, you don't know, Philip. Look,
Speaker 1: I know that I make a healthy donation to this
Speaker 1: opera company every year. I got my box seat and
Speaker 1: I fall asleep for four hours. Oh you're such a card.
Speaker 1: You ought to be dealt with. It's lunch, ladies. The opera.
Speaker 1: Is that Verdi? Or no, no, it's not Verdi. It's Greer.
Speaker 1: It's Joseph Greer. Joseph Greer is he uh Italian or
Speaker 1: or French? He's just a Maian. He's Yugoslavian by way
Speaker 1: of Miami and Cuba. So you're saying this is a
Speaker 1: contemporary work, not a classic opera. What do you care?
Speaker 1: You're gonna sleep perform? Hot dogs? Excuse me? Hot dogs
Speaker 1: up here? Excuse me? I'm hot dogs, Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 1: There you five dollars, five dollars seven, seven dollars, seven dollars.
Speaker 1: Jake funk up my beat man. Come on, I just
Speaker 1: want to hang out, man. Okay, you leave for work.
Speaker 1: I don't have a job. Man, I just want to
Speaker 1: hang out with d Come on, look, you're my best friend.
Speaker 1: I love hanging out with you. Man. I tell you
Speaker 1: things they don't tell anybody else. We go on a
Speaker 1: high school physical I like that, but I gotta make
Speaker 1: the bread. Look come on. I can help you make
Speaker 1: the bread. Uh, it'll be like one of those rich
Speaker 1: people do it that those auction houses? Right? You understand
Speaker 1: that as soon as soon as somebody learned about your
Speaker 1: prison history, you wouldn't get a job anywhere, not even here. Man.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hold that over you. I don't
Speaker 1: want to hold that over you, but I have to.
Speaker 1: You bring it up all the time time. I barely barely,
Speaker 1: and some say not enough. Okay me, did I know
Speaker 1: that those clowns didn't have candy in their stomach? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, but I had to check. Okay,
Speaker 1: you tell yourself whenever you need to sleep. Okay, speaking
Speaker 1: to sleep his faint to face. I hear you getting
Speaker 1: out today. What do you got planned for your future?
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about my best friend since Stay one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go stay with him. We're gonna go on hikes,
Speaker 1: We're gonna go wrestle. Your best friend. This your best
Speaker 1: friend that you gotta. You gotta reach high a kid.
Speaker 1: Listen to Johnny. He knows what he's talking about. Reach
Speaker 1: for the stars kid. I'm telling you right now that
Speaker 1: my best friend is the stars. I mean, he's like
Speaker 1: high he's my shining light, He's my north star. Yeah.
Speaker 1: What's his name? Yeah? His name? Yeah, his name is Sauna, Sauna, Sauna.
Speaker 1: Does he make you sweat? What do you mean? Not?
Speaker 1: Just his name? Is his sonna? He's uh he's French
Speaker 1: switch switcher list from from Yugoslavia. Right. I had an
Speaker 1: ex girlfriend who was French switcher lists. Yeah, yeahes beautiful
Speaker 1: cheekbones and as I recall, round, heels a real push
Speaker 1: over if you know what I mean? Yeah? Real? Did
Speaker 1: she have a Candian stomach? When I warm up, I
Speaker 1: appear more professionals. Six minutes, six minutes till the stage,
Speaker 1: the stage, come, uh, six minutes, thanks, thanks, six minutes
Speaker 1: to the stage, come six minutes, thank you. I brought
Speaker 1: presents for everyone tonight, Yeah, because I love my ensemble
Speaker 1: that much. Should we open now? Is it bad luck?
Speaker 1: How does this work right now? On account of? For here?
Speaker 1: You go? What? Two? Three? Banana? White, white powder, white powder, cocaine. Oh,
Speaker 1: I gave you cocaine, and I gave everybody else bananas. Thank?
Speaker 1: I want bananas company company. I know that we're five
Speaker 1: minutes before the premiere, but there's a woman here from
Speaker 1: nall Uh in a l L the National Association of
Speaker 1: Lunch Ladies. She's concerned about representation and would like to
Speaker 1: talk to the cast. Yeah, bring her in, Okay, right
Speaker 1: this way, Margie balls sack Mall's back does alright, alright,
Speaker 1: I'm here. I'm sure the guy told you who I am,
Speaker 1: what I represent. I just want to make sure that
Speaker 1: everything is on the up, set up. Yeah, my name
Speaker 1: is Margie. Margie, You're one of the most beautiful creatures
Speaker 1: I've ever seen in my life. You're blowing smoke up
Speaker 1: my ass, but I like it. Another cigarette Jesus brought. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, Felix, Yeah, yeah, yeah, because this is yeah
Speaker 1: representing lunch ladies. Everybody knows lunch ladies have doors, all right,
Speaker 1: and I don't what if I mean, maybe if we
Speaker 1: give you a sample of the opening number, it might
Speaker 1: ease your concerns. Now we're talking, I'm listening. Well, that's
Speaker 1: all we ask you to do, alright, Lady ladies, m
Speaker 1: slop Joe slop, Grim spinner Grim Spanish trim spinish and so, so,
Speaker 1: what's happening there is that all the kids are lining up, right,
Speaker 1: but we're preparing in our own stations. I'm sloppy Joe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh so yeah. First off, it's very severeo typical to
Speaker 1: just think that lunch ladies serve sloppy jokes. It's not
Speaker 1: the eighties. Okay, we've gone past sloppy jokes. We know,
Speaker 1: we know you so we so you're gonna see this
Speaker 1: transition into the monitors. It's just like it's a whole
Speaker 1: fucking mind trips. This whole operation is okay, the whole
Speaker 1: my operas mind you are cocus something maybe maybe maybe bananas.
Speaker 1: I can tell you insances east, any of my fears.
Speaker 1: We hear you, we hear you, we we are you.
Speaker 1: So I know it's just kind of a weird first day,
Speaker 1: but I wanted to take you to the opera, you know,
Speaker 1: and show you I am. I am cultured. There is
Speaker 1: a sensitive side to me. I usually don't go out
Speaker 1: with guys who take me places. I'm sorry. Yeah, normally
Speaker 1: it's just like, okay, come watch me fish or something.
Speaker 1: Worst over rocks. I haven't really I would really like
Speaker 1: a brow Worst never had warst guys over your guy,
Speaker 1: get the beer guy to go away, let's call beer,
Speaker 1: bottle of beer. Here? Are you getting me too? Bratworst
Speaker 1: nobody's ever bought me too of the same thing at
Speaker 1: once before. I just want you show him a sense
Speaker 1: of guy, and I'm happy to get you two bars
Speaker 1: at the part of me. Billy Billy, Billy, babcock, teddy
Speaker 1: ted ted Dick. How are you? Holy wow, holy hell,
Speaker 1: holy hell. That's that's those are the words. Oh uh, Chelsea,
Speaker 1: this is Dr tad Dick. Nice to meet you, Doctor
Speaker 1: tad Dick. Um Marcy, this is uh, this is a lawyer,
Speaker 1: bad bad cock. Hello, Hello, louder how Hello, Take your seats.
Speaker 1: The company got places a while ago and they're really
Speaker 1: they'd really like to start the Okay, well, well Bill,
Speaker 1: I know that everybody's catching up on old times here
Speaker 1: and we're trying to sell you know, meat products. But
Speaker 1: the company would really like to start the opera of course.
Speaker 1: Just thanks, thanks for mar Are you just talking to
Speaker 1: us my gangs? For calling me doctor? Come on, Marcy,
Speaker 1: you're a doctor. A second, let's uh want to tell
Speaker 1: you Marsa wants to you know what. I'll talk to
Speaker 1: you later. Interition Did you not hear that? Intertion? Fellas
Speaker 1: stop cream spinder, no water, no water please, tal and
Speaker 1: tofoo call and tofu gatherround everyone. The reviews are in.
Speaker 1: They should be exciting. The first night. Let's get to
Speaker 1: the first one The New York Times. Here it is
Speaker 1: the title of the article is oopsie, Well I could
Speaker 1: go either way. Kid to the body of the review headline,
Speaker 1: last night I saw something I've never seen before. Well
Speaker 1: that's positive, lovely. Can we turn the lights down a bit?
Speaker 1: My god? Wait, are you hungover? I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm just feel the pleaded a ship. Don't you have
Speaker 1: more of your present? I did all the cocaine. I
Speaker 1: have more. Oh God, well give me this, give me,
Speaker 1: give me this, Peter, I'm scanning too fine, Okay, let
Speaker 1: me see, let me see O. No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: I'm scanning for names. Oh, here we go, Derek. I
Speaker 1: see your name here in bold. Um. So it says
Speaker 1: um some stood out while others did not, Derek being
Speaker 1: one of them who stood out or who didn't? This
Speaker 1: is a New York Times review. Did they say anything about,
Speaker 1: you know, representation, Five men playing women and one woman
Speaker 1: playing a woman. Do they feel like it was balanced? Oh?
Speaker 1: I just found a word woman woman. Um. The one
Speaker 1: woman not so great. Let's just bring your brown child
Speaker 1: to work Day who wrote this review. He actually has
Speaker 1: a name on their course. It is the name, of course,
Speaker 1: it has a name on the well. I'm saying we
Speaker 1: can find out who this person is. The name is
Speaker 1: Chuck Mathers. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck. Can I see in my office? Please?
Speaker 1: Chuck over here? Chuck Chuck up in my office, Chuck.
Speaker 1: Everyone wants to talk to you, Chuck Chuck. What's going
Speaker 1: on that has seen one? Everybody? Oh my, oh my.
Speaker 1: C two comes from Patron v I P. Lance, who wrote, Hey,
Speaker 1: y'all love the show. You've done a few of my
Speaker 1: suggestions before, so I won't waste time going on about
Speaker 1: how great you all are. My scene suggestion is an
Speaker 1: actor tries to revive his or her career after bombing
Speaker 1: in some nineteen eighties VHS aerobics videos. Thanks as always
Speaker 1: for the laughs. Lance from Baltimore. Yeah, let me get it.
Speaker 1: I don't want any mayonnaise on my sandwich, and uh,
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't want any manonnaise. I don't
Speaker 1: want any mustard. I don't want him to make I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Uh, I know you, I know you like
Speaker 1: I'll get your sandwich in a minute. But I know
Speaker 1: you You're I'm not your father. No no, no, no
Speaker 1: no he died yeah, no no no, I have good recordies.
Speaker 1: You're you're your Chap Benson, Chap Benson. My mom used
Speaker 1: to have your tapes. I'm not your dad. I agree
Speaker 1: you're not my dad for many reasons. But good, oh
Speaker 1: my god. Would would it be too much if I
Speaker 1: asked for autograph for my mom? Because you're like, all right,
Speaker 1: if you guys finished this after I get my order in?
Speaker 1: Is this guy gonna take any longer? What's happening? This
Speaker 1: is Chap Benson. I don't know, like if you recognize
Speaker 1: this guy? He made Chip? Did you want to order?
Speaker 1: Or can I go next? It's Chap is Do you
Speaker 1: want to fight me? Sure? Can I get my order
Speaker 1: in first? Because that takes a while. Why don't we
Speaker 1: both get our orders in and then we can fight.
Speaker 1: What do you have? Chap? What am I having? I'm
Speaker 1: I'm having a whole weed sub with no mayonnaise, no tomatoes,
Speaker 1: no cheese, no pickles, no onions, salam no salt, no vinegar,
Speaker 1: no oil. Why don't you tell the fellow there what
Speaker 1: you do want on your whole week? How will you
Speaker 1: just give me some whole weed and some pepper. Huh. Alright, well,
Speaker 1: I mean you two are the creatives. This is your
Speaker 1: pitch session. I'm here just to listen to the project.
Speaker 1: But if I can, as you know, a potential buyer,
Speaker 1: if I may tell you a little bit about what
Speaker 1: we're looking for, that might Yeah. I mean I'm desperate,
Speaker 1: so I'll write whatever. Don't say that, Diane, I heard. Sorry,
Speaker 1: We're not desperate. We're just here, walked here because I
Speaker 1: don't have a because of my car. Got It's fine,
Speaker 1: don't He doesn't need to know that, Diane. Look, I
Speaker 1: think we've all agreed that the wave of the of
Speaker 1: the unknown actor has come and come. Yes, yes, names names.
Speaker 1: You want names, but not just names? Names? Right, we
Speaker 1: want we want who was that again? Type names? So
Speaker 1: not names? Names? Who is that again? Names? Got it? Okay?
Speaker 1: Look at it. I feel like we're talking to same language.
Speaker 1: So like um, not like a Paul Rudd, but like
Speaker 1: us Steve Guttenberg, And can we go even further? Can we?
Speaker 1: Can you even? Can you go a little further? Bag?
Speaker 1: I mean, like like deeper into the eighties than than
Speaker 1: Steve Hutenberg. I mean the next thing you're gonna say,
Speaker 1: is you want Chap Benson from Chap Benson's Benson Size.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that name in a long time. It's
Speaker 1: my go to joke reference for a lame person from
Speaker 1: the eighties. This wasn't a joke. My mom lost so
Speaker 1: much weight doing those tapes because he told people not
Speaker 1: to eat right, and so she didn't. My mom's not
Speaker 1: with us anymore. Yeah, her mom died. Her mom died
Speaker 1: thanks to those videos. Do you two want to water
Speaker 1: or a coffee or something? I'm so thirsty, I'll take it.
Speaker 1: I'll take a couple, and I'll put a couple in
Speaker 1: my bag. Later. I'm gonna have some waters run in here,
Speaker 1: some coffees too. I want to explore the world of
Speaker 1: this chap that was That was a joke. Well, no, Dane, Dan,
Speaker 1: what's your question? I was just wondering if the coffee
Speaker 1: tastes good reheated. Later. Uh, have your waters and coffee? Great? Oh,
Speaker 1: and she has a question for you. How's this coffee
Speaker 1: in a week or so? Diane, don't put it all
Speaker 1: in your purse? What are you doing? Can you bring more?
Speaker 1: Of course, I don't know how the chap Chap, Chap, Chap, Chap, Chap, Chap,
Speaker 1: Chapman of the hour, Chap, Chap, what's going on? How'd
Speaker 1: you get in my apartment? Uh? It's Lenny, your agent.
Speaker 1: I mean it's been a while. It's been a while.
Speaker 1: I mean it's been thirty or seven years. But you
Speaker 1: look incredible. Can you hear me? Mind? The word sure?
Speaker 1: Is that your underweard there? They're all over just anyone. Okay,
Speaker 1: how about this one standing in the corner. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: work that's just got too much. Starts just something something else? Maybe?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? That what we're calling it? Starts? Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you think? I jig all over my gud
Speaker 1: damn under world? That's so sniff. That's why I stand
Speaker 1: up there. Let me what the hell's going on with?
Speaker 1: That's wrong with? Of course? Start the other thing? What
Speaker 1: the other thing? That is? Chap? It's so good you're
Speaker 1: seeing you still have your same spunk, saying go get
Speaker 1: him your same rip off his head and ask questions later. Attitude. Listen,
Speaker 1: I got a gig for you. She's the fucking gig.
Speaker 1: I'm noting a swallow swordsman. Alright, it cut back into
Speaker 1: your line How would you like to be a star.
Speaker 1: How would you like to be the star of an opera? Opera? Yeah?
Speaker 1: French or what? Really? You're gonna comap me with which
Speaker 1: country of origin? Yeah? I mean it makes a difference.
Speaker 1: It makes tippitty Iceberg. Not only the opera. I got
Speaker 1: a Movie of the Week and and After School Special
Speaker 1: all three. Once the word got out that you were back,
Speaker 1: the phone just won't stop ringing from the making as. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the one. Listen, I come back to come back.
Speaker 1: Who gives a ship? How it happens and you're still alive? Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, here's what you gotta do. Put some underwear
Speaker 1: on that doesn't matter to me? Which one? All right?
Speaker 1: And come with me to Warner Brothers. Warner Brothers. We
Speaker 1: had a meeting, but we gotta we gotta kind of
Speaker 1: pick it up a little. Do you have time to shower?
Speaker 1: Can you shower? Like in six minutes? My water doesn't work? Um,
Speaker 1: quick answer. I appreciate quick answers and the answers. No,
Speaker 1: all right, put on some underwear and maybe a little
Speaker 1: more closing, and let's go. I'm gonna wait outside because
Speaker 1: the smell is killing me. Well, man, you broke into
Speaker 1: my house. Welcome back to Good morning Seattle. We are
Speaker 1: pleased to have a blast from the past. Everybody. Chap
Speaker 1: Benson is here. Chap, where the hell have you been?
Speaker 1: And what's taking you so long to get back to us. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, a lot of that is not in my control,
Speaker 1: so you know, my my navy in the industry. That
Speaker 1: coming back is not really something that I had to
Speaker 1: say it. But you know, um, it's kind of crazy
Speaker 1: to be back in the studio and the like show
Speaker 1: me and you know, and the and the heat, the
Speaker 1: star meterizing and whatnot. But uh, you know, I uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I took a leave of haptens from the industry.
Speaker 1: It just took some time off to do my thing.
Speaker 1: And some would say the industry took a leave of
Speaker 1: apttion from you. I can't. But Chap, we've got a
Speaker 1: special surprise for you. Uh yeah, how do you know?
Speaker 1: Come on, come on out, Mortimer, Mortimer, Come on out,
Speaker 1: mort Morty. Huh, Hello on, Hi everyone, it's your son, daddy. Daddy,
Speaker 1: you look like a hundred damned dollars. Look I know
Speaker 1: you that right, all right? It was every Christmas with
Speaker 1: this and then he went away. But hello, pops. All right,
Speaker 1: this's gotta be a adult male. How are you? Here's
Speaker 1: your son? We had DNA test done. You know what
Speaker 1: the fun is? Just I said, I was come on
Speaker 1: this damn show, and then I get blindsighted the language chap.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm Curt, I'm the show runner. This is Diane,
Speaker 1: she's she's my partner and my partner, and well it
Speaker 1: wasn't like crazy. Yeah, it's just there's a lot going
Speaker 1: on that I can't sunk up. Okay, man, we just
Speaker 1: just gonna we don't get paid until the show is complete,
Speaker 1: so we're there's a lot writing on this. I know
Speaker 1: that gig. Let me tell you from my life experience.
Speaker 1: That's how I did all my videos, all that stuff.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you they didn't give me a
Speaker 1: god damn scent, all right. They kept on saying that
Speaker 1: it was always a loss, it never made money. You know,
Speaker 1: I live in a fucking shoebox apartment. I don't even
Speaker 1: got running water. Myesofta geo lining is cut from a
Speaker 1: fucking sword I swallowed six years ago. All right, and
Speaker 1: I throw up bioble Okay, I mean I'm talking about
Speaker 1: infected Bible. That's what's going on. Well, well, you are
Speaker 1: giving us a lot of material, so thank you for that.
Speaker 1: Let me say, I just love to talk to you
Speaker 1: about the character for for one second. So you're you're
Speaker 1: playing Chad Bonson and he's a rogue cop with a
Speaker 1: past mm hmm. And uh, you know, I feel like
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna wing it. I feel like I just
Speaker 1: got I wrote a script. We did we wrote it.
Speaker 1: We wrote a script. We did write it. Diane made
Speaker 1: some contributions to it. If you want a coffee, by
Speaker 1: the way, Diane is a bunch of her purse, I
Speaker 1: do here. Oh wait, do you do you want to
Speaker 1: want a bottle of water? Do you like? Do you
Speaker 1: like coffee? Yes? Okay, here you go. Here's a cold coffee,
Speaker 1: a bottle of water, and a script. And um, I
Speaker 1: have a Subway sandwich in here from my hands. There's
Speaker 1: no cup for you any of this. That's just well,
Speaker 1: we just wanted you to feel at home. I just
Speaker 1: wanted you to feel welcome. All right. Look, I think
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna wing it. I think I was gonna
Speaker 1: go in there and do my thing. Uh. This guy,
Speaker 1: he's he's a father. He's very paternal and he has
Speaker 1: a lot of kids. No, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: He's a caretaker. He's a caretaker. He's just didn't want
Speaker 1: to work with this psycho. I brought you. I brought
Speaker 1: your name up as a joke in our pitch meeting,
Speaker 1: and suddenly I'm saddled with you. Why would you tell
Speaker 1: people not to eat? Calm down. I need this job.
Speaker 1: I need insurance. I gotta have insurance. I haven't been
Speaker 1: to the doctor in twenty two years. Well, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: tell people not to eat. Let me tell why. I
Speaker 1: tell people not to eat, because I saw you lose weight, dumbats. Yeah,
Speaker 1: her mom last a much way. She died. Hey what's
Speaker 1: up Instagram? Uh yeah, I'm uh. The guy that knocked
Speaker 1: out Chap in front of that subway made him famous again,
Speaker 1: which is crazy to me. Um, I think you guys
Speaker 1: want to hear my sad of the story. It's pretty simple.
Speaker 1: I was behind him in line, waiting like a normal person,
Speaker 1: and this guy was ordering crazy shit, right. He was
Speaker 1: telling all the things he didn't want in the sandwich.
Speaker 1: I was taking too long, and I nudged him a
Speaker 1: little bit, and then he nudged me a little bit.
Speaker 1: And then I nudged him a little bit, and then
Speaker 1: he nudged me a little bit. But we went rolling
Speaker 1: out right into the front of the subway. And then
Speaker 1: this guy he's sucking bones right, He's like skinniest fuck
Speaker 1: and he's bleeding. That time we stood up. What's up Instagram? Uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's me Johnny. I worked the subway and I
Speaker 1: was like partly responsible for Chap getting fans because I
Speaker 1: was gonna make the sandwich when he was ordering all
Speaker 1: this stuff. And then this guy behind him was like, hey,
Speaker 1: order get out of the way. And I'm just standing
Speaker 1: there just like a deer and headlights because like it's
Speaker 1: chapped fucking fencing, and then uh, he nudges uh the guy.
Speaker 1: The guy nudges chapped and then they go out to
Speaker 1: the street and like, I'm still like, what do you
Speaker 1: want to use sandwich? Anyway? Follow me on the next
Speaker 1: time on TMD, we got all all the people, well,
Speaker 1: anybody that was there at that fight, they're gonna be
Speaker 1: here live and at Harvey. You got you gotta beat
Speaker 1: on one of those guys right now. Looks we got
Speaker 1: a camera out on the field talking to one of
Speaker 1: the one of the Instagram folks. That right, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's true. We have somebody in the field. Let's
Speaker 1: go to them now, all right? Well, yeah you hear me, Harvey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw you. Dr pupman in all mucus died. What
Speaker 1: do you got out there? We're we're here with the
Speaker 1: guy that got into the Benson. I didn't get your name.
Speaker 1: What is it? Nelson? Nelson? Nelson? All right? So that
Speaker 1: just run us through everything we've seen. We've all seen
Speaker 1: the viral. I g live. Yeah, I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I can, you know, give shed any more
Speaker 1: light on what happened in a better way than it's
Speaker 1: already been you know, put out there. But I'll just
Speaker 1: like to tell you I kicked that guy's ass. I
Speaker 1: kicked his ass. Us I kicked that guy's ass. No,
Speaker 1: I kicked that guy's ass after after he tried to
Speaker 1: kick his ass. But I literally kicked his ass, like
Speaker 1: I stuck my foot on his ass and I kicked
Speaker 1: on his ass. Getting this this is this is breaking news,
Speaker 1: Harvey only on TMD. Hey do I get paid for this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You get paid as much as the field reporter, which
Speaker 1: is pretty close to nothing. Okay, Harvey, I'm gonna put
Speaker 1: you on an all mucus diet. Okay, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What I mean? We're gonna put
Speaker 1: you on all mucous diet? Now does that work exactly?
Speaker 1: What is the us? Look if I opened this tup
Speaker 1: of where you're going to see about three dozen sluggies. Okay,
Speaker 1: and now I'm gonna let those shlugg ees mucus out
Speaker 1: into your throat, so just hold them over. Harvey, you
Speaker 1: gotta move out. I can't. I can't be. I can't say.
Speaker 1: I can't sleep next to you anymore. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: loved you once. What are you saying I'm on the couch. No,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, you gotta leave. You gotta leave this shoebox apartment.
Speaker 1: Hey Doc, Hey Doc, it's uh, it's it's your boy.
Speaker 1: I got some fresh Sluggies. I'm talking fresh sluggies, man,
Speaker 1: And I come to you first. I come to you first. Listen.
Speaker 1: I can't get you back in the medicine, all right,
Speaker 1: I don't have that power. All right, Just by a
Speaker 1: couple of sluggies for me, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Help me out a little bit. I'm gonna buy it
Speaker 1: off market sluggies. Yeah, but the quality, the quality SLUGGI
Speaker 1: do you say that? And then I got someone down
Speaker 1: into the sluggy and guess what Their head explodes or door.
Speaker 1: You and I were doormates. We were we were we
Speaker 1: we were we we we we we weren't that closer? Friends?
Speaker 1: All right? We were dorrs. All right to buy one
Speaker 1: slugg once lug Jesus Christ by one eight bucks. There's
Speaker 1: where where opera house. Oh, he's the only way to
Speaker 1: end scenes. Oh the magic comes and then you're present
Speaker 1: or you're not. Three comes from Surgeon. That's su r A. T.
Speaker 1: Sgot who wrote hega highs hope this finds you well.
Speaker 1: I'm absolutely smitten with your podcast and I listened to
Speaker 1: them whenever I can. You know what, Scott, I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's enough. Whenever I can? How often is that?
Speaker 1: Whenever I can? Because I was born without the section
Speaker 1: of my brain that allows me to say the curse words,
Speaker 1: it's always satisfying when you guys, let an f bomb drop.
Speaker 1: What the funk is happening with this email here? It
Speaker 1: is a band consisting of four people. They all wear
Speaker 1: headgear to hide their identity. Uh huh their fans, bed
Speaker 1: on conspiracies about them and adventures in sue. I hope
Speaker 1: that's enough, cheers. Let me get a slice that. You
Speaker 1: know what's crazy? Okay? So they have the new album
Speaker 1: coming out right right, right right. It's just like if
Speaker 1: you look at all the artwork through the decades, you're
Speaker 1: just like, all right, they're trying, they're trying to tell
Speaker 1: us something right, something, And even like the way that
Speaker 1: like um, Mikey wears the headgear on one album cover
Speaker 1: and then how Davy wears the same headgear but like
Speaker 1: upside down on the next one, Like it's clearly what
Speaker 1: what are we supposed to make from that? Upside down
Speaker 1: dumps on up? What? What? What is the why? Let
Speaker 1: me let me get a slice that. And I just
Speaker 1: think like in general, like the bigger picture, this is
Speaker 1: like what not only like what the visuals are saying,
Speaker 1: but like what what did the lyrics say? I mean,
Speaker 1: I know it is laughable. What aren't the words? It's crazy?
Speaker 1: It's crazy. You don't have to pay for all these
Speaker 1: slices that you're taking it. There's a cashier at the
Speaker 1: end of the line. Yeah, of course, mr, no, no,
Speaker 1: you guys are fine. He keeps, he keeps? How many
Speaker 1: slices has he ordered? What's the big He's got seven
Speaker 1: slices on his plate right now? Okay, it's okay, I'll
Speaker 1: buy it this time. My treat, t J, my treat.
Speaker 1: I could not but over here you guys talking about
Speaker 1: the mysterions big fan from way back. Yeah, I saw
Speaker 1: the first gig before the head gear? What what? What
Speaker 1: are you even talking about? Mind blown? Mind blown? Yes? What? What?
Speaker 1: What does it mean? How did you feel well? What
Speaker 1: were you weary? Describe anything? Did you see anything in
Speaker 1: your mind when you were listening? Well? I mean, was
Speaker 1: there any of their music that is translated? What's your shoes? Eyes?
Speaker 1: Were you disappointed once I put headgear on? Look? Look,
Speaker 1: I'm sure this flashback can't answer all your questions. Questions
Speaker 1: what Acron? Are you ready? Ya Acran? Are you Reddy?
Speaker 1: Are you Freddy? Don't just praise answer us? Yes? Thank you? Buck?
Speaker 1: Is the chance of fuck you starting? We're all sitting
Speaker 1: on I'm Marky, I'm Daniel Dan, I'm Davy David. They
Speaker 1: seem to say your name, man, say your name, say
Speaker 1: are nine, I'm Josh. That's crazy. So they just like
Speaker 1: it was going on like that for a while. Yeah. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, they sold out a stadium on their
Speaker 1: first gig, which was incredible. This was before before headgear,
Speaker 1: before the head gear. Actually, you know what, Josh kind
Speaker 1: of had his face half obscured like Fantom of the
Speaker 1: Opera style with a mask, now that I think about it, Uh,
Speaker 1: the other three had the opera what's that? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what is that you said? You said something about that
Speaker 1: in terms of face covering like a half like a
Speaker 1: half mask like the Phantom and Fanto of the Opera. No,
Speaker 1: we understand what half mask means. And then you keep
Speaker 1: talking about an opera. Okay, well, if you know what
Speaker 1: a half mask, I probably don't need to cite to
Speaker 1: reference them. No you didn't. Good show, guys, good show.
Speaker 1: Oh fucking ohio jesus. I was thinking of maybe we
Speaker 1: could take the band in a different direction. What do
Speaker 1: you mean? Yeah, what do you mean? Well, right now,
Speaker 1: like like Danny, like you get all the girls, yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh and I get all the guys go on
Speaker 1: about me Mikey hold on, well you're a manager, right, yes, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just kind of a band situation. Sorry, it was
Speaker 1: just a band meeting. No, no, no, you can say
Speaker 1: you say, you say, say I feel that. I feel bad. Now,
Speaker 1: all I'm saying is I'm not just to hear what
Speaker 1: direction we should go. Oh well, it's just it's just
Speaker 1: a thought. Now. I know we're doing great, We're selling
Speaker 1: out like crazy. It's like I don't really get, if
Speaker 1: I'm being honest, I don't get much love. Josh doesn't get.
Speaker 1: I don't see a lot of Josh signs out there,
Speaker 1: and it feels like you're just you're just talking about
Speaker 1: actually kind of appetite. Just then, it's just how he
Speaker 1: saw your name. You know, you got to have energy.
Speaker 1: But maybe maybe a name is just a label that
Speaker 1: we don't need. Is someone not getting enough love from
Speaker 1: their ferraris in their giant house. We are the most
Speaker 1: successful band after one tour ever. We have so much
Speaker 1: money now, Josh, and you just really need to relax.
Speaker 1: Haven't Martini enjoy the ride? Man? What about the art
Speaker 1: of it all? I had Debra make a couple of
Speaker 1: things here, just breaking that try these on, and so
Speaker 1: I know I wasn't there for that backstage conversation story
Speaker 1: to tell. But from all accounts, that's where Josh came
Speaker 1: up with the idea for the help you. So his
Speaker 1: girlfriend gave him the head gear and said take this
Speaker 1: in and show it to your bandmates. And that was
Speaker 1: also the last time that they ever worked with that manager. Logan,
Speaker 1: I you know you're a good guy. You you help
Speaker 1: us serve all these pies and all that stuff. But
Speaker 1: video surveillance show that you were just giving away free
Speaker 1: pizza for the last couple of I was not. I
Speaker 1: was not giving away free pizza. I tried to get
Speaker 1: the guy to pay Logan. I don't know what to
Speaker 1: tell you, man, I mean, third strikes to charm, ring
Speaker 1: the bell. Let's all get the hell? Uh you know,
Speaker 1: so let's uh Logan, we gotta let you go. All right,
Speaker 1: that's how it is. Looks like it's back to the
Speaker 1: X Men for me. Yeah whatever, Logan, just you gotta go, right, Hey, Ben,
Speaker 1: band meeting, band meeting. I gotta say, I think his
Speaker 1: head gear is working. What do you think everybody? I mean,
Speaker 1: it's interesting, Take it off, take it? I feel better.
Speaker 1: Can I make a suggestion about headgear? Who's this? I
Speaker 1: mean to manager Clive? Yes, I understand you guys, don't
Speaker 1: really feel you need management, and we're all in the way.
Speaker 1: I'll get it, and I'll just say a couple of
Speaker 1: words and then pop out again. You won't see me
Speaker 1: for the rest of the tour. If one of you
Speaker 1: each night goes out without headgear, I think you funk
Speaker 1: them up a little bit more with Sellamo tickets. That's
Speaker 1: it for me. Enjoy the tour. Hey, guys, are you
Speaker 1: doing it such as you know? I mean, I'm it
Speaker 1: was infomercials, so up whatever. I look look, uh, look,
Speaker 1: I was just in the crowd. You guys sucking my
Speaker 1: mom My mom loves you, by the way, Look look
Speaker 1: look like uh. I don't think I've ever gonna run
Speaker 1: out of money. I don't think I've ever not going
Speaker 1: to be successful. So what I want to do is
Speaker 1: I want to each give you fifty dollars dollars. What's
Speaker 1: it for though, just giving us money? Just being you?
Speaker 1: So that. Yeah. So then Chaff Benson, the guy from
Speaker 1: the from the aerobics videos shows up. Look, I know
Speaker 1: we're trying to fight Magneto right now, but I really
Speaker 1: want to tell you about about Just help me, help
Speaker 1: me right now, flush I command to wins. This is
Speaker 1: the story Finally storm is doing something worthwhile. I know
Speaker 1: I could control weather, but sometimes you know, it's it's
Speaker 1: too easy. So I make a challenging snow, just a
Speaker 1: little bit to attrobate ladies and gentlemen. Welcome back to
Speaker 1: the Tiny Desk series on NPR. We have with us
Speaker 1: in the studio mysterion Um playing an acoustic set. They'll
Speaker 1: be playing their smash hit three Strikes a charm, Take
Speaker 1: it away, Mysterio. Then they did that Tiny Desk countrys
Speaker 1: clearing their throats for a half hour. The slugg Eas
Speaker 1: or the the Sluggies, the the Sluggies. Yeah I remember that. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So I mean I'm doing time for cutting up a
Speaker 1: clown stomach and soon if there was you know, in
Speaker 1: a candy inside, what about you too? Uh yeah? I um,
Speaker 1: I I just a loser and I everything bad that
Speaker 1: could have happened to me has happened to me. And
Speaker 1: my car was taken away, and my house was foreclosed on,
Speaker 1: and I sold a script and then they hated it,
Speaker 1: and so they took all their money back and now
Speaker 1: I'm in jail and people with my adamantium claws, what
Speaker 1: the fuck? Yeah, they tracked into my That's what I
Speaker 1: wish I had met you earlier. I could have could
Speaker 1: have written something about you. Maybe I can carve up
Speaker 1: a pizza in no time. By the way, Oh, I
Speaker 1: have a pizza in my back pocket. Anybody wants some coffee?
Speaker 1: Yeah I do. Actually, I carry coffee on my shoe.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I can't wait to see my best friend,
Speaker 1: this best friend again, caring about this guy. You guys
Speaker 1: would love them, You guys would love them. Why again
Speaker 1: would we love him? He's just a good guy, just
Speaker 1: a a right right to them. We're gonna go outside,
Speaker 1: we wrestling, we hike. I just hope I'm out of
Speaker 1: here in time for the next mysterioon tour. Oh yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Now I want to show you they this is a
Speaker 1: little off your budget. Uh, it's definitely smaller and more expensive,
Speaker 1: so I think you're gonna like it. Uh. It's referred
Speaker 1: to this particular design as a shoe box. But don't
Speaker 1: visualize the kind of box that your shoes that you
Speaker 1: wear coming, because that's not really what it pertains to.
Speaker 1: Let's just go inside and take a look. Are you
Speaker 1: telling me not to actually visualize a shoebox? I am,
Speaker 1: I'm asking you this is what the style is going.
Speaker 1: It does not pertain to the bo I'm actually believing
Speaker 1: that it's the size of a natural shoe box, a
Speaker 1: shoe box to live in, Hilary, you're a card. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's just gold before we get in there. If it's
Speaker 1: an actual fucking shoebox, I'm gonna write, Hey, guys, sorry
Speaker 1: to interrupt. I just wanted to give you this flyer.
Speaker 1: We're doing this door decorating contest for Halloween this year.
Speaker 1: So just like, throw up your best Halloween decorations and
Speaker 1: whoever wins gets free rent for a year. Are you curious?
Speaker 1: Free rent for a year? Crazy talk? All right, that's insane.
Speaker 1: Who runs this apartment? Com Fighting Fighting Fighting, Kappa Bay,
Speaker 1: Finished House? This play bad Chuck No like no like
Speaker 1: play quiet Chuck No like Chuck right, Chuck right, bad review,
Speaker 1: kind of hate The New York Times. Shut up, Meet
Speaker 1: New York Times, Meet New York Times. This is a
Speaker 1: this is a sorority. This is this is a shoe box.
Speaker 1: All right, welcome, Welcome, Capitol Records. Uh people, are you
Speaker 1: all work here? You know what you do here? All right?
Speaker 1: Look this guy, I'm gonna give it to you guys
Speaker 1: straight up. Yeah, all four band members in the Mysterio
Speaker 1: Huns died last night. What the funny, I'm just saying
Speaker 1: they all killed each other. Wait where one of them
Speaker 1: had second? Wait a second? Pull out the album covers.
Speaker 1: I think they might have warned us about this. What
Speaker 1: do you mean? Okay, So here's this one, so that
Speaker 1: I got the other one. That one seems to be
Speaker 1: pointing something at that. I put it together. Wait, move
Speaker 1: this one here, slide the one of the top down
Speaker 1: to the bottom quick, and then I'm gonna play this record,
Speaker 1: this record backwards, I'm gonna kill Okay, it looks like
Speaker 1: we figured it out. But we're not detectives. We are
Speaker 1: music executive. So here's my should be detectives. Maybe you
Speaker 1: should be, Daniel, Maybe you should be by the way.
Speaker 1: And so Capitol Records decided to put out the greatest
Speaker 1: Hits album that was. That was pretty much the end
Speaker 1: of that. Okay, well you're training under us right now.
Speaker 1: So if you could just listen to what we're saying,
Speaker 1: so when the customer comes you always I've worked retail.
Speaker 1: I've worked retail. If it's a popcorn, if they want butter,
Speaker 1: they don't just you don't assume they want butter? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, and I could just slice up the popcorn
Speaker 1: like this. Sure, Oh my god, it is my hands
Speaker 1: from the X Men. I know it's gonna know that
Speaker 1: the movie theaters are back though, right, people are going
Speaker 1: to the movies again since it's exciting. Yeah, I have
Speaker 1: to do this. I don't want to, but I have
Speaker 1: to stop it with the sad sect ship. You guys
Speaker 1: going out to party after this? No, are you guys
Speaker 1: in a mysterion? Or is that more like boomer music
Speaker 1: to you? Guys? What are you into? I've so many
Speaker 1: anecdotes about mysterion. Some of that I was there for.
Speaker 1: Many of that I was not. Right now I heard it.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and tell us you know it's gonna be sad.
Speaker 1: You're a Saturday night. Oh I gotta go. You guys
Speaker 1: know that I'm two years old and Canadian. It doesn't
Speaker 1: mean you could take a six minute break when you're staying.
Speaker 1: You're taking a five minute break. All right? All right,
Speaker 1: Professor X, what I heard mysterion he's going on tour again. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're all dead, They're going on tour, So who's behind? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think that was like an Andy Kaufman stunt. Right,
Speaker 1: I don't think they actually killed themselves, that's my theory.
Speaker 1: Uh huh oh like when they when Msteria all went on,
Speaker 1: Letterman did that fake wrestling thing. Yeah right, right, right
Speaker 1: exactly exactly. It's like they're not they're not actually into wrestling,
Speaker 1: right yeah, yeah, yeah. Well it feels dead today, like people. Look, Logan,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to let you go.
Speaker 1: All right. I'm looking at the CCTV footage and I
Speaker 1: mean you're you're just chopping it up with those thirteen
Speaker 1: ye rolls and you're not working. All right, where I
Speaker 1: let you go. I've never felt so connected to co
Speaker 1: workers ever, Like I I got to be good friends
Speaker 1: with Nightcrawler and then he would just like bamp out
Speaker 1: of the room. You know what I'm talking about. I
Speaker 1: don't know. Look, legally, I have to give you two
Speaker 1: weeks all right. Oh that's good. That's good. Turn around
Speaker 1: the next two weeks. Su Okay, how's business at Regal
Speaker 1: by the way? Ah? Thank you? Uh low Logan? Is
Speaker 1: that right? Is that my reading this correctly? Loan? Logan? Logan, alright,
Speaker 1: so it sits the going over your previous employment here,
Speaker 1: movie theater, the last three jobs, movie theater, pizza piece,
Speaker 1: and the X Men. I'm not I'm a little curious
Speaker 1: what you mean why it says X Men? Uh huh,
Speaker 1: you're familiar with the superhero group of mutants. Clearly not.
Speaker 1: We've saved the world several times. It's it's usually prominently covered.
Speaker 1: And this, you're all right? Opening night of X Men
Speaker 1: the Opera. I think this is gonna go so much better.
Speaker 1: This right, all right? And sleep backstage? Can you direct
Speaker 1: me to my box seat? Right, sir? Somebody having a cocaine. Cocaine,
Speaker 1: I got a banana, open your present. I got presents
Speaker 1: for everyone again, and you're in my box seat. Let
Speaker 1: me sit here, Chuck, sit here, Chuck review Chucker's show. Uh, cemetery.
Speaker 1: Let's thank all of our alchemists, Carla, thank you so
Speaker 1: damn much. Thank you so damn much. Um. Now that
Speaker 1: we see that there are two microphones available in the
Speaker 1: same household, please come back immediately, but love it. Thank you.
Speaker 1: And it's nice to see from behind you that you've
Speaker 1: not yet run out of toilet paper early and often. Yep, yep,
Speaker 1: that's right there next to the dog bags, so yeah,
Speaker 1: we run out of one, then we have together. Um,
Speaker 1: is there any updates on the West Side Comedy Theater
Speaker 1: still out of commission currently but still hopeful to come back.
Speaker 1: So that's where we're at. I believe it will come back,
Speaker 1: damnit you I hope so of course. Yeah no, there's
Speaker 1: just too much talent and too many people who want
Speaker 1: to gather. Yeah, yeah, that's right. So hopefully the world
Speaker 1: doesn't fall apart in the next thirty days. And uh,
Speaker 1: I know right, it'll be a vaccine at an appropriate time,
Speaker 1: tested by far too many to be denied exactly till then,
Speaker 1: no improv Chris Alvarado, Thank you so much, Pal, thank
Speaker 1: you for having me. We're all gonna be okay. Everything's fine.
Speaker 1: That's right, That's exactly right. Um, And where can folks
Speaker 1: find you other than Chris dash Alvarado dot com. I
Speaker 1: mean that's the place. But if you got to check
Speaker 1: out my Instagram I post once every six weeks, I
Speaker 1: think that's at Chris Alvarado unless they want to pop
Speaker 1: over to Sunny's a Good Boy. Oh yeah, Sunny is
Speaker 1: a good boy. Yeah. Well, thanks for being here, Pal,
Speaker 1: I love you, Love you. Patrick Roland, buddy, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for coming back, Thanks for having me, always
Speaker 1: a pleasure. What can where can folks find you out there?
Speaker 1: You can find me on my site Patch Brolan dot
Speaker 1: met And I also just started h the Patrick Roland
Speaker 1: Sketch Show, which you can find on the YouTube and
Speaker 1: also on Instagram at Patrick Brolan Sketch Show and also
Speaker 1: my team as always three Peak Comedy. And so the
Speaker 1: new thing on YouTube or how new is that? Uh,
Speaker 1: we've two weeks in. We're released a new sketch every Monday.
Speaker 1: We meaning me. I saw your back and forth. I
Speaker 1: saw you um as Obama and Kanye. Yeah, that was
Speaker 1: extremely well done. That was so good. Thank you so
Speaker 1: much for that. Really having fun, Yeah, you know, it
Speaker 1: was real fun doing stuff as you Jesus in the building.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about, man, Thank you for that.
Speaker 1: Craig Knkowski, thank you. Hey, my pleasure. I'd like to
Speaker 1: promote something which frankly I'm shocked that Carla did not promote,
Speaker 1: which is the term of the the return of the
Speaker 1: Craigslist podcast for the month ABO. We're horror or horror
Speaker 1: adjacent movies and thirty one days and we're putting out
Speaker 1: some podcasts talking about them. Not one per movie. That
Speaker 1: would be too much. We're putting out one every three
Speaker 1: or four day. Is talking about the movies we watched
Speaker 1: in the interim. First one is out now on Slasher Films.
Speaker 1: We did Halloween, Freddie Thirteenth and Nightmary in Elm Street,
Speaker 1: the Big Three and uh, and then we just watched
Speaker 1: some found footage horror movies and I think he needs
Speaker 1: a palic cleanser of Hocus focus. Next. She's been thoroughly traumatized. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I will say some spoiler alerts up there. I mean, Carl,
Speaker 1: you did post in your Instagram that the last movie
Speaker 1: you watched was a little much for you. Is that
Speaker 1: all right? It's true? Yeah, yeah, Wreck if anybody's seen it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Patrick talk. Are we off track? No, not
Speaker 1: at all. So that's Craigslist wherever you get your podcast
Speaker 1: Craigslist pea cast on Twitter and you can find it
Speaker 1: on iTunes, SoundCloud, Everything Fantastic, can't Wait. And Joey Greer
Speaker 1: exited before he was invited to so we'll say thank
Speaker 1: you to Joey. Hopefully. I down't whether he was kidnapped
Speaker 1: or foul plays a foot stay tuned. Let's thank our
Speaker 1: producer and engineer of the stars, Mr Doug Baine, the
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