Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of I Heart Radio. Welcome
Speaker 1: back to the show Ridiculous Historians. Thank you as always
Speaker 1: for tuning in. Uh, we have had some helping hands
Speaker 1: with our research today. This is part two of our
Speaker 1: episode on the true story of the Hand of Glory.
Speaker 1: Let's get into it. So we're talking about more kind
Speaker 1: of confusion in these recipes. Uh, there is the words
Speaker 1: zim ats and again I figured out nier pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: That was like a sulfate situation or some kind of preservative,
Speaker 1: but zim at. Uh. The question was did it mean
Speaker 1: something called vert degree, which is a green pigment or
Speaker 1: was it Arabian sulfate of iron? Uh? You know this
Speaker 1: is this guy would have not done well and like
Speaker 1: a recipe you know, type book situation because these are
Speaker 1: all very vague and there's like not even any measurements,
Speaker 1: Like how how what if you get the proportions wrong? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Little Albert has talents, but I think you would be
Speaker 1: very bad at a recipe writing contest. Also, we got
Speaker 1: the name of the book is Little Albert. I'm just
Speaker 1: choosing to picture in my head a lovable diminutive, very
Speaker 1: creepy Adams Family esque guy, uh stave is little Albert.
Speaker 1: That's the only possibility here, ben um. But that's the
Speaker 1: thing though, Little Albert wasn't the only guy talking about
Speaker 1: this particular you know tool of the trade. Um. There
Speaker 1: were all kinds of different sources that gave different advice.
Speaker 1: In the Whitby Museum in nor of Yorkshire, you can
Speaker 1: see a genuine hand of glory on display there and
Speaker 1: it's it's about like you think it's kind of a
Speaker 1: CORPSI mummified looking thing, leathery long fingers. Um. They've been
Speaker 1: burnt so that the pigments have kind of like been
Speaker 1: leached out of the skin, so they look white around
Speaker 1: the tips. And this is actually found in it says
Speaker 1: to me like sort of like a witch house, a
Speaker 1: thatched cottage. Um. And it was thought to have come
Speaker 1: from the Gibbet how near the Yorkshire village of Caste
Speaker 1: la Um. Interesting that Gibbett is in the name there.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's I think that's a coincidence. Or
Speaker 1: was there this place notorious for hanging criminals? Well, I
Speaker 1: mean six in one hand of glory, half a dozen
Speaker 1: in the other maybe, uh agreed. Uh So, So the
Speaker 1: thing about this exhibit is that it also contains a
Speaker 1: page from a book that was published in eighteen and
Speaker 1: this book has a competing recipe for a hand of glory.
Speaker 1: Just like you know the situation where you may use
Speaker 1: your search browser to find a recipe for eggs, benedict
Speaker 1: or something, and you're gonna get different takes on the
Speaker 1: same thing. This recipe says of the hand of glory,
Speaker 1: it must be cut from the body of a criminal
Speaker 1: on the gibbit, pickled in salt and the urine of man, woman,
Speaker 1: horse dog, and mayre smoked with herbs and hey for
Speaker 1: a month of fun. I like this variation. It's very
Speaker 1: p centric. Variation is, uh, what else do you need?
Speaker 1: Because they've got some timing that comes into play here. Oh,
Speaker 1: it must obviously must be hung from an oak tree
Speaker 1: for three nights running, then laid at across roads, which
Speaker 1: I know you can appreciate ben then hung on a
Speaker 1: church door for one night while the maker keeps watch
Speaker 1: in the porch. Gotta have a porch on the church.
Speaker 1: Absolute must. And if it be that no fear hath
Speaker 1: driven you from the porch, then they had to be
Speaker 1: true one and it be yours. So bizarre the porch
Speaker 1: is really porch centric this one. This is a very
Speaker 1: porch centric recipe here after, you know, right after the
Speaker 1: reading of that. Gosh, if we wouldn't get sued, Casey,
Speaker 1: I would love to have had the ability for us
Speaker 1: to throw in that how bizarre song just to clip
Speaker 1: from that. I wish we could use that one more often.
Speaker 1: I think you could just just do like literally like one. Note.
Speaker 1: People will not do that, Dad, Dan Dan until you
Speaker 1: need it's fair use because we're talking about the song structurally, right,
Speaker 1: don't see us exactly. We want to protect ourselves from
Speaker 1: legal liability. And there were people who believed in the
Speaker 1: hand of glory. You can imagine they wanted to protect
Speaker 1: themselves as well. So if you suspect that someone may
Speaker 1: try to render you comatose or motionless or rob you
Speaker 1: uh using a hand of glory, there are a few ways.
Speaker 1: There are a few preventative measures you can take. First,
Speaker 1: you can try to douse the flame. For some reason,
Speaker 1: you have to use milk for this. You don't ever
Speaker 1: say why, uh. And then second, you can counteract the
Speaker 1: magic by rubbing the threshold of all your doors and
Speaker 1: windows with an ungent made from the goal of a
Speaker 1: black cat, the fat of a white hen, and the
Speaker 1: blood of a screech owl. So I guess you know
Speaker 1: pantry staples right, right right? What would a magical protection
Speaker 1: be without some sort of paste made from animal parts? Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is this is a key here. Uh. And I
Speaker 1: am absolutely fine with pulverizing a screech owl. You know,
Speaker 1: good riddance is what I said. Well, screech owl is
Speaker 1: not a great name, pr wise, Let's let's be honest.
Speaker 1: They could have called it song owl or something anyway. Uh.
Speaker 1: We know that there were severed hands that were used
Speaker 1: as public warnings and just not purported to have magical powers. Uh.
Speaker 1: There's a thief's arm that is still in a church
Speaker 1: and Prague to this day. Uh. And in Europe. Across Europe,
Speaker 1: you can find severed hands of criminals that are put
Speaker 1: up like public warnings. In most cases we don't know
Speaker 1: the owner of the hands, but the owner isn't really important.
Speaker 1: The idea that your hands can get removed for doing
Speaker 1: something bad is the real key takeaway. Like, there's a
Speaker 1: very old pub in Wiltshire, England. It's almost seven hundred
Speaker 1: years old. It's called the Haunch of Venison. And it
Speaker 1: was famous for a long time because it had a
Speaker 1: cursed gambler's hand on display. Apparently this guy was caught
Speaker 1: cheating during a game of whist a few hundred years ago,
Speaker 1: so a whicher chopped his hand off and threw it
Speaker 1: into the fireplace. In nineteen eleven, they found the hand
Speaker 1: during renovation work and then they put it in a
Speaker 1: glass case with some playing cards and they just set
Speaker 1: it up in the bar for people to look at
Speaker 1: while they're having a pint, a little bit, a little
Speaker 1: bit of curio. I can appreciate that. And if you
Speaker 1: are saying, guys, I want to see this hand, I
Speaker 1: want I want to see a real thing. What makes
Speaker 1: the Hand of Glory different from so many magical items, Well,
Speaker 1: the difference is that, unlike necro pants or something of
Speaker 1: that ilk, the Hands of Glory was actually made at
Speaker 1: different times in history and people try to use it
Speaker 1: for one reason or another. If you want to check
Speaker 1: out this the Hand of Glory, there is a real
Speaker 1: what it's on display, as you said, Noel, at the
Speaker 1: Whitby Museum. They are open now. I don't think they
Speaker 1: have a virtual tour about how cool would it be
Speaker 1: to see this in person. Pretty cool, pretty cool? Uh,
Speaker 1: I gotta say, Ben, you buried the lead there a
Speaker 1: little bit. Necro pants. I had to google that one. Uh. Literally,
Speaker 1: pant a pant is the fashion fashiony folks might like
Speaker 1: to refer to them made of the skin of a
Speaker 1: dead man that's sort of made into leather and cured. Uh.
Speaker 1: And you can see those of different museums too. Is
Speaker 1: a really great article on Alice obscura called necro Pants
Speaker 1: and other Tales of seventeenth century Icelandic sorcery. So a
Speaker 1: whole another universe of creepy, morbid sorcery to to dig
Speaker 1: into their Yeah, think about necro pants. It's a bill bummer.
Speaker 1: First off, the pictures of the necro pants are not
Speaker 1: safe for work. Uh. Secondly, they never they likely never
Speaker 1: existed outside of folklore. I got obsessed to the idea
Speaker 1: of Icelandic magic watching this, uh, this film called Spell.
Speaker 1: Did you guys hear about this one? No? No, it's
Speaker 1: uh there's this guy was O C D. And his
Speaker 1: partner passes away and he spontaneous. This is not a spoiler.
Speaker 1: This is like the first few minutes of the film,
Speaker 1: and so he spontaneously or impulsively decides to go to
Speaker 1: Iceland and he gets wrapped up in the uh the
Speaker 1: occult practices and traditions of the country, so rooms this
Speaker 1: guy to lofter comes into play. It's it's wild. The
Speaker 1: cinematography is beautiful because Iceland is a beautiful, pretty unforgiving place.
Speaker 1: But check it out. There are no necro pants, I
Speaker 1: will say that in this film. But it's still really
Speaker 1: good and it has grizzly magic in it. You know
Speaker 1: what this makes me think of been It's something I
Speaker 1: feel like we've talked about on the show before, if
Speaker 1: not at least off there. But there was a story
Speaker 1: that was making the rounds back in it was last year,
Speaker 1: UM about this bar in Canada that makes a cocktail
Speaker 1: that uses a severed toe that they have on hand.
Speaker 1: It's called the sour Toe Cocktail UM in the Downtown
Speaker 1: Hotels Sour Dough Saloon in Dawson City, Canada, and it's
Speaker 1: apparently dates back to this legend for the nineteen twenties
Speaker 1: about these bootlegging brothers who got frostbite and UM put
Speaker 1: one of their toes in a bottle of moonshine as
Speaker 1: a UH. The article that I'm looking out on USA
Speaker 1: today stylizes it as moment toe, and then there's a
Speaker 1: grown in parentheses that's just implied it's not really there um.
Speaker 1: And apparently this is a real thing, and it was
Speaker 1: discovered in nineteen seventy three, the preserved toe, and that
Speaker 1: led to what they're calling the Sour Toe cocktail club,
Speaker 1: where people come in and like they want to become
Speaker 1: It's like the Mile High Courts. You know. You just
Speaker 1: you get this drink and then you remember people travel
Speaker 1: from the world over to drink a drink with this
Speaker 1: mummified toe in it, and then I guess you returned
Speaker 1: the toe back to its preservative liquid. I wonder if
Speaker 1: it gives you thieven powers or bootlegging powers, maybe magical
Speaker 1: bootlegging abilities, who knows. Maybe I'm learning a lot about
Speaker 1: myself right now because I remember this story, and now
Speaker 1: that I think about it, the thing that really grosses
Speaker 1: me out is uh, drinking after people more so than
Speaker 1: having a drink with a preserved body part in it.
Speaker 1: I just I don't like the idea, like I'm okay
Speaker 1: with preserved toe in a drink, you know, especially if
Speaker 1: it's chilled and it's kind of like an ice cube.
Speaker 1: I just don't like that the idea that was in
Speaker 1: someone else's drink first. That feels unsanitary. Oh absolutely, let's
Speaker 1: talk about on sanitary. The recipe for the sour toek
Speaker 1: cocktail is pretty basic. H it's the one ounce of
Speaker 1: alcohol that's a minimum, and one dehydrated toe garnish with
Speaker 1: courage as according to the website of the saloon UM.
Speaker 1: So you pay for your shot to be about eight
Speaker 1: bucks Canadian uh and to to one of the bartenders
Speaker 1: or toe captains um, and then the server will will
Speaker 1: put serve you your drink with the toe as the
Speaker 1: garnish um. And the rules are simple. You have to
Speaker 1: let the toe hit your lips, but no biting, chewing,
Speaker 1: or putting the toe in your mouth is allowed. I
Speaker 1: don't think anybody need to make a federal case out
Speaker 1: of that. Um. And apparently swallowing the toe will land
Speaker 1: you with a nineteen hundred dollar fine, which means someone
Speaker 1: did it. I guess. So I'm telling you, man, I
Speaker 1: know we're a family show, but two people tell people,
Speaker 1: am I right? Watch out? Well, that's our that's our
Speaker 1: that's our show today. These are just like just a
Speaker 1: few examples of the wide world of morbid magical items.
Speaker 1: I would love I don't know about you, guys, but
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear from someone who's actually been to
Speaker 1: the Whippy Museum and seeing uh this actual hands of glory. Also,
Speaker 1: you know, we do hope you enjoyed this episode, because
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Speaker 1: By the way that the speaking of which the idea
Speaker 1: of buying mummified parts, I'm sorry to keep God, I'm
Speaker 1: fascinated by this and learning more as I'm reading about
Speaker 1: this bar with his mummified toe. Um, they have multiples,
Speaker 1: not just not clear where they came from. I don't
Speaker 1: think they were all from the bootlegging brothers, but I
Speaker 1: could probably do a little more digging and figure that out.
Speaker 1: But apparently it is considered sanitary. Uh. The proprietor of
Speaker 1: the bar says, quote, We've had the chief medical officer
Speaker 1: of the Yukon Big Big Deal look at it and
Speaker 1: give it a clean bill of health as long as
Speaker 1: we keep the toes mummified, which we do by keeping
Speaker 1: them on salt and serving it in alcohol. That keeps
Speaker 1: everything legal. Not following for it now, but thank you
Speaker 1: for letting me know at least that there are some
Speaker 1: kind of standards hygienically for these sour toe drinks. I would,
Speaker 1: I I mean I would, I would want an unused toe.
Speaker 1: I know there's very diva eskin entitled of me, but
Speaker 1: I just I don't like it might be possible, ben,
Speaker 1: I did find they do source it from all over,
Speaker 1: and not all of them are ancient or anything like that.
Speaker 1: Apparently one came from a British marine who lost a
Speaker 1: toe to frostbite during the Yukon Arctic Ultramarathon very recently.
Speaker 1: This article was in October of twenty nineteen, and that
Speaker 1: one is just a year old. Um and apparently they
Speaker 1: get him donated sometimes, like a guy who lost his
Speaker 1: toe to out donated his so that's disgusting. Um, I
Speaker 1: don't think this is for you, Ben, and I don't
Speaker 1: think used or unused. So this just might not be
Speaker 1: your type of thrill seeking and it certainly is in mine.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and uh, it's not as glorious as a
Speaker 1: hand of glory. You know what, I'd love to hear
Speaker 1: from our fellow listeners, ridiculous historians, right to us and
Speaker 1: let us know your favorite examples of the hand of
Speaker 1: glory in folklore and fiction, whether comics, films, television shows, novels, etcetera.
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Speaker 1: on the spooky nickname for yourself? We've got a couple more,
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Speaker 1: Don't don't feel rushed, Oh man, I you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I have a weird thing like should
Speaker 1: I give myself a nickname that feels straight? Someone else
Speaker 1: has to do it, you know, I guess I well,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I gave myself one, but you can
Speaker 1: give me another one if you want. It doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be no old Satan Brown. I was really just
Speaker 1: more using it as an example, trying to understand the rules.
Speaker 1: So why don't we let's reserve. Let's maybe we could
Speaker 1: do new nicknames every episode or something like that sounds
Speaker 1: great for Halloween. How about Ben Boo Bolan. That's dumb,
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