Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode Alchemy, this COVID nine edition.
Speaker 1: And I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes, that's Kevin Pollock.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Are you trying to sell me Quala bear steaks?
Speaker 1: Are you insane? I get all my meat from Joey
Speaker 1: career man, But I digress. Let's meet a shower you
Speaker 1: no particular order. There's James Heeney, Jack and the heen Stock.
Speaker 1: What is the title of the movie of your life story? Um?
Speaker 1: It's uh, oh god. We're still working on the script. Honestly,
Speaker 1: we're kind of hoping that we're inspired at the end
Speaker 1: just to get a good title. Can pitch Can I
Speaker 1: pitch one? Oh? Please do? Thank you? Panic on the spot? Uh, well,
Speaker 1: we'll use it for now. We'll use it for now.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm thinking for now, but I can't gonna
Speaker 1: be Oh thank you, James. Uh please welcome back, Jackie Ruthy. Oh, Jackie,
Speaker 1: pitch me your new reality TV series idea. It's called
Speaker 1: Can You Love a Dog? And it's about when dog
Speaker 1: owners and their pets crossed the line. And it's not
Speaker 1: really about the ones who treat them like they're you know,
Speaker 1: their children. No, it's it's can you have an intimate
Speaker 1: relationship with your dogs somehow it's not physical. When you
Speaker 1: say intimate, you mean, of course, like can you be
Speaker 1: so can you be truly fulfilled in that way by
Speaker 1: your pet? Yeah? That's that came to my mind. And
Speaker 1: so that just tells you where I'm at. Yes, beast this,
Speaker 1: I love that. I love that. Hey, there's stress of
Speaker 1: Toronto men for Captain Glenn. Have you thought about where
Speaker 1: else in the world you may want to surf one day? No? No,
Speaker 1: I'm so bad, and the idea of going anywhere other
Speaker 1: than where I currently s scares me. I did go out,
Speaker 1: and the listeners should know. I went out with our
Speaker 1: producer Doug Bit. Yes, he did me to a new spot.
Speaker 1: I was very scared, but and he challenged. He's a
Speaker 1: great He's great. He just about held my hand, gave
Speaker 1: me some tips and let me tell you that guy
Speaker 1: can shred. You can shred right on. Hey, now there's
Speaker 1: Craig Atkowski kow favorite horror or horror adjacent film you've
Speaker 1: watched in the month of October. Well, as you know,
Speaker 1: Carla and I've been watching thirty one horror and adjacent
Speaker 1: movies for Craigslist. Spooky times, great opportunity to plug this.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Kevin, You're welcome. Okay, we watched
Speaker 1: The Shining the other day, and then not too many
Speaker 1: things are better than The Shining. I just love how
Speaker 1: ambiguous it is, and I think it's not all that
Speaker 1: overtly scary, but it's like it's constant, unsettling and creepy
Speaker 1: for two and a half hours. So I think I
Speaker 1: like that better than just jump scared. Yeah, is the
Speaker 1: Exorcist in there anywhere? I'm having trouble convincing her to
Speaker 1: do it. I would probably say that's maybe the scariest
Speaker 1: movie for me. You know, it's I'm sorry to sidetrack
Speaker 1: and digress, but I we're watching, uh, like, the first
Speaker 1: forty five minutes of it last night, which is the
Speaker 1: part that I think everyone forgets. Everyone remembers when the
Speaker 1: possession starts, but there is a But I think that
Speaker 1: all the medical procedures and all that stuff lends it
Speaker 1: more believability in a weird way. And also the priests
Speaker 1: backstory and all that stuff makes it all just that
Speaker 1: much more real to me. Yeah. I had a friend
Speaker 1: growing up whose little brother had to be exercised. I
Speaker 1: think that's the way you say it. It sounds like
Speaker 1: getting a good work out. Why I apologize to the listeners.
Speaker 1: We're gonna stop the recording right now so that James
Speaker 1: can spend the next hour telling all of us every
Speaker 1: fucking detail of this story. Well, I guess what I
Speaker 1: should do is come back and have the full story,
Speaker 1: because I only know that it happened, and I don't
Speaker 1: know all the details. I wasn't there. I could definitely
Speaker 1: reach out and find out exactly what's going on. If
Speaker 1: you record a conversation between your friend and you with
Speaker 1: their permission, Um oh, I'm sure that they would be
Speaker 1: fine with that. Yeah, I think this needs to happen.
Speaker 1: And thank you for sharing the little that you do remember.
Speaker 1: Um and last, but poo pie in your eye makes
Speaker 1: sty if you think of least, it's Joey greerl and
Speaker 1: again destination polices of your next pirate excur show. Wow. Next,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm not I don't want to do to
Speaker 1: see anymore. I think that's done. I think that's an
Speaker 1: old hat and I'm kind of leaning into more of
Speaker 1: the Mad Max kind of pirate kind of feel right
Speaker 1: on land not necessarily like dystopian or like apocalyptic future
Speaker 1: or in the desert, but maybe something like the suburbs
Speaker 1: or maybe you know, like a small hamlet in like England,
Speaker 1: you know something like that, right, Like I just want
Speaker 1: to go to the little town in Virginia and just
Speaker 1: pirate the funk out of it, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Drink all the wrong high gold randomly, you know, wake
Speaker 1: up in like a pig pen like what I what
Speaker 1: I imagined Tortuga was. Yeah, same as, let's do it,
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Speaker 1: here at because one comes from listener batter b A
Speaker 1: d e Er Batter, who wrote, High Alchemist, thank you
Speaker 1: for taking my first suggestion. Here is my second one.
Speaker 1: I was wondering what would happen if a guy interesting
Speaker 1: decides to say yes to everything for a day, who
Speaker 1: then meets another one who has decided to say no
Speaker 1: to everything for a day. Thanks for all the last
Speaker 1: best regards, batter. I'm just telling you, man, I feel
Speaker 1: like there's like a lot more to life than what
Speaker 1: you're saying. Dude, but you appreciate that too. Did you
Speaker 1: want the hammers? Uh? And the screws? Yeah? Well everything
Speaker 1: on the calenter here I'd like to purchase, so screws.
Speaker 1: I'm usually people just get one or the other, and
Speaker 1: that's why I had to ask. It's a little weird
Speaker 1: to see all all six hammers and nine bags of screws. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hammer the screws, obviously, you almost grew
Speaker 1: the screws in and I'm gonna hammer the nails. But Garrett, Garrett,
Speaker 1: just sell him the fucking equipment, Dude. I don't dissuade
Speaker 1: him from I tell you what. It's a trainee. You're
Speaker 1: a little mouthing. Okay, you're right, but you know what, honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't You're right. I don't know if I need
Speaker 1: any of this. Uh, this is kind of an impulse
Speaker 1: by thanks hammers, and you know there's bags of screws
Speaker 1: and whatnot. So um, how about just two of the hammers?
Speaker 1: I wanted so many I couldn't carry. Um, let's do um.
Speaker 1: You know what. I'll be back maybe in a couple
Speaker 1: of months. Okay, I have a good one. I'll probably
Speaker 1: be here. Excuse me, sir. I saw you have a
Speaker 1: lot of difficulty at the checkout. It was incredible how
Speaker 1: long you were there. You were there for like an hour.
Speaker 1: Please don't be al harmed. It is me, Jim Carrey.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to talk to you about how you
Speaker 1: can change. You're like, I mean, you're doing a lot
Speaker 1: go there with me. I hear it all the time.
Speaker 1: Some people say I can't turn it off, even when
Speaker 1: I am on s n L as Joe Biden. But hey,
Speaker 1: when I do a thing, well, I do it well?
Speaker 1: Why because I say, yes, that's crazy. I loved you
Speaker 1: as Dr robot Nica. Thought you were great. I love
Speaker 1: that you kept being spent and the whole thing. It
Speaker 1: was fantastic. Absolutely Again, I got to get back to
Speaker 1: me and how I'm going to help you get to say.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just it's just had me now that
Speaker 1: I'm talking to just serious. I was so calm. Yes
Speaker 1: you can have a photo. My god, oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, my leg oh shit, oh that was
Speaker 1: just shattered. Jim. Jim, listen to me. Listen to me.
Speaker 1: Don't remember that movie where you went around he said, yes,
Speaker 1: you just said yes. Yes, that's what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: talk to you about. Remember that movie up, Jim. You
Speaker 1: know it was a documentary more than Oh god, they're shuttering.
Speaker 1: Oh god, you're Jim. You have to help people. You
Speaker 1: have to help people. Okay, that's what I'm trying to do, Jim.
Speaker 1: You only have a week to live. What now? Look here, Sam, Uh,
Speaker 1: that couldn't have gone worse. You just gave your wife
Speaker 1: everything in that settlement. It INSTACU for yourself, okay, and
Speaker 1: might letting people walk all over me? And is that
Speaker 1: what you're saying? Yeah, that's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 1: And look, I'm your attorney, was your attorney. This is
Speaker 1: our last day together. I just I'm packing up my
Speaker 1: stuff here that I just you're you're you're right, You're right? Uh?
Speaker 1: Do you need more money? I mean, okay, this this
Speaker 1: is what I'm talking about, Sam, This is what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. Look, I'm quitting. Actually, I'm leaving law. This
Speaker 1: this last because of me, Yeah, because of you, because
Speaker 1: of you. It was. It was the last straw. Do
Speaker 1: me a favor. Okay, do me a favor when you
Speaker 1: leave here today. Try saying no for once. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: I will definitely. I just I just agreed to that.
Speaker 1: That's the last gains starting no, starting now. No, I
Speaker 1: will not say no. I'm really I'm caughting a trap here.
Speaker 1: If you're ever in any legal trouble, lose my number. No,
Speaker 1: I will not lose your number. I will keep it.
Speaker 1: This feels good, alright, Fine, have a nice day, have
Speaker 1: a nice light. No, I will not have a nice day.
Speaker 1: Oh got my leg? Oh the bones just shuttered to
Speaker 1: my leg? No, yeah, no this I'm not asking your question.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you. They know your leg is fine. Sam,
Speaker 1: I'm having a vision. You only have a week to live.
Speaker 1: Say no everything, No, I won't do that. The news
Speaker 1: just saying this crap, like you know, people's bones are
Speaker 1: just shuddering randomly, and know like your arms, your whole
Speaker 1: your body just gonna explode into like bones trapping internally.
Speaker 1: I think it's bullshit number one. I think it's sucking
Speaker 1: bullshit number one. It's like, there's no way, there's no way,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like where where's the doctors?
Speaker 1: Who's who are saying? No, that's not how it happens.
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest. I stopped believing in doctors a
Speaker 1: long time ago. So they do you want the screws?
Speaker 1: And the hammers are just the screws of the hammers
Speaker 1: because I think both because yeah, these screwcing hammers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we want these, and uh, we're gonna need some help.
Speaker 1: We need something up on the top shelf over there.
Speaker 1: I'll get the ladder. Yeah, thank you. So hey, are
Speaker 1: you guys okay? Today? Is everything all right? That Lenny
Speaker 1: he's a train. He's gonna, I guess, leave his cast
Speaker 1: register and go get the ladder. But I'm happy that
Speaker 1: I was able to just be walking by and observing,
Speaker 1: and I just want to make sure you guys are
Speaker 1: happy with the service you're getting so far. Well, you see,
Speaker 1: we want to get the hundred foothos that's on the
Speaker 1: top of the shelf. Yeah yeah, let me go get
Speaker 1: that car. Well, you know, the other guys getting a
Speaker 1: second He just pointed out, this register is completely lonely.
Speaker 1: What are you saying saying? I'm saying, why don't we
Speaker 1: just why don't we just finagle a little bit of
Speaker 1: money out of it? What are you talking about? You're
Speaker 1: talking about? I don't know what's I guess it's locked
Speaker 1: or something. Well, you gotta get your fingers in the
Speaker 1: little groove and then popping. My fingers are too big
Speaker 1: for that. Well, you got really thin toes. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't I think the hammer. We'll use the back of
Speaker 1: the hammer and we'll smash your fingers and we'll get
Speaker 1: him smooth. Put your hand up, don't I not get
Speaker 1: put alright? Okay? Oh, if they are fit, they're fitting. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got it all right, all right, So I'll just
Speaker 1: take it all. I'll just take all of it, right,
Speaker 1: or should we leave a little time? So I don't
Speaker 1: know what to take? Fingers just so hurt. I can't
Speaker 1: count it. Excuse me, excuse me. I see that you
Speaker 1: guys are really taking a long time to figure out
Speaker 1: how to break open to this cash register, and uh,
Speaker 1: excuse me, I think we're busted. I think this is
Speaker 1: a detective. I'd say, I'd say I'm one hell of
Speaker 1: a detective. All right, look right, need this? He made
Speaker 1: me do this, Okay, I have I told him not dude,
Speaker 1: steal anything. He smashed my fingers into the register. What's
Speaker 1: it my fault? Look, I take a person please, I'm
Speaker 1: not a cop. I'm a pet detective. I'm not to
Speaker 1: get you guys in trouble. I'm here to make ship efficient. Okay,
Speaker 1: excuse me. Do you work here? Yes, I'm recently divorced
Speaker 1: and living on my own for the first time in years,
Speaker 1: and looking to hang up some posters in my studio apartment.
Speaker 1: So I need some poster hanging material. Okay. What I
Speaker 1: got from all of that was that you need some
Speaker 1: poster hanging material. No, okay, maybe we start over again. No,
Speaker 1: very well, um, have a nice day. No, I will not, sir.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry. I I was told to stick
Speaker 1: up for myself and say no more often. And then
Speaker 1: I realized that you know that that cut you off entirely,
Speaker 1: And I still need the stuff to hang Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: of course to post your hanging material. Wow, do you
Speaker 1: really had me there? I thought on a dime you
Speaker 1: flipped into a weirdo place that I wasn't able to
Speaker 1: relate to. So do you want your just sell the
Speaker 1: stuff just christ I'm gonna okay, all right, okay, back
Speaker 1: in on. That's Lenny. He's a trainee. He's wildly enthusiastic,
Speaker 1: and I think gonna be the owner of home depot
Speaker 1: one day. But in the meantime, let's get you that
Speaker 1: poster hanging material. Do you want the gauze or the
Speaker 1: kink and die? No? Okay, okay, part of your thing.
Speaker 1: M follow me. No, I know. I'm sorry you no, No,
Speaker 1: I want to help you. I'm gonna carry by the
Speaker 1: cash register. Yep, I'm gonna walk let me you. How
Speaker 1: long have you been a trainee? Huh? How many months
Speaker 1: have you been just a trainee? So far? It's fourteen months.
Speaker 1: Fourteen months. I mean that's like, that's like three years, Lenny.
Speaker 1: It's like, what is going like? I look, we need
Speaker 1: to make money. I gave you the baby you wanted.
Speaker 1: I thought I held up my end of the bargain. Yes,
Speaker 1: you grab some random baby on the street and you said,
Speaker 1: here you go. All right, that's that's that wasn't my
Speaker 1: dream scenario, but I'm raising it as my own. You
Speaker 1: want to talk about not living dream scenarios. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I've been attracted to you in years, Barbara. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: physically mentally, I mean, you just don't do it for me,
Speaker 1: you know, Lenny, do you think that hurts me? How
Speaker 1: often you say that all the time? Okay, I mean
Speaker 1: that's just like a rotating record here. Okay, Well why
Speaker 1: don't you why don't you do something about it? I
Speaker 1: am let me. Let me tell her what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, as your as your trainer, I just
Speaker 1: think it, do it. Just tell her what I'm gonna do,
Speaker 1: all right, listen, Barbara. Uh, what I'm gonna do now
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna walk out of this house and you
Speaker 1: have thirty days to um find me with a receipt
Speaker 1: to discuss if this relationship is worth hanging on to um.
Speaker 1: You know Gary from Home Depot. He's not only become
Speaker 1: my trainer but also my my mentor. Frankly, and that's
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen. Okay, it looks weird. I'm fine, see
Speaker 1: you in thirty days with the looks weird. To care
Speaker 1: of the baby, to care of the baby, I will, yeah,
Speaker 1: I will, okay. And also I don't really appreciate you
Speaker 1: belittally me about how long I've been training. Do something
Speaker 1: about it? Standing there for yourself, I am. I have
Speaker 1: a job you don't have yet. It's free right now,
Speaker 1: but it will lead to a job, and one day,
Speaker 1: one day I will be the owner of home Depot barb.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, No you won't. Yeah I will. No
Speaker 1: you won't, Yes, yes I will. Lenny, we gotta get
Speaker 1: out of here. Excuse me, Mr Carry Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: saw you at the front of the Home Depot and
Speaker 1: I just wanted to let you know how much of
Speaker 1: a fan I am of your dramatic work. Oh, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Yeah, spotless mind anything else you're a
Speaker 1: fan of? Not have seen one the entire title. I agree,
Speaker 1: it's too many worlds. Two comes to us from Patron,
Speaker 1: who wrote, Hey, Tim, yep, that's what do you How
Speaker 1: he started, I believe there was a universe where every
Speaker 1: single entity is called Tim. I was wondering whether you
Speaker 1: could take us there, so we finally know. Thank you, Philip.
Speaker 1: Tim just like to see men you. Uh, I'll take
Speaker 1: a look at it. Thank you, Tim. Sure, and I
Speaker 1: get you some coffee. I'll have a Tim cup of talk. Coffee.
Speaker 1: What's a Tim cup of coffee? What do you mean
Speaker 1: a cup of Tim? Did I say a Tim cup
Speaker 1: of coffee? Nothing, It's nothing. That was foolish with me later,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sorry to interject. I mean, I'm just
Speaker 1: in the other boot. Well, thank you for stopping hell.
Speaker 1: I don't think he knew. I don't think he knew
Speaker 1: what I was talking about, but he did. He ran away.
Speaker 1: We went to Tim cup of He just like, uh,
Speaker 1: part of me. Gentlemen, I'm the manager here. Now you
Speaker 1: got my guy back there running around in circles screaming.
Speaker 1: He wants to do the best he can for you,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't. I'm gonna be honest. He doesn't know
Speaker 1: what a Tim cup of coffee is. We've never heard Tim.
Speaker 1: I made a mistake, Okay, I wanted a cup of Tim.
Speaker 1: It was just I was miss speaking. Um, Well, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Should I just leave? This is embarrassing? Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'll get you a Tim. We'll get you a cup
Speaker 1: of Tim. We're fine. Can I get a cup of
Speaker 1: Tim on the house? Because this this is really distressed me.
Speaker 1: I mean, it seems like you're but yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: a forty cent cup of Tim. Sure I got that
Speaker 1: for you? Is it? Is it? Seat yourself? Yeah, it's yeah, yourself.
Speaker 1: I have a reservation. The name is Tim. In one second,
Speaker 1: all right, uh, we're coming back with a cup of
Speaker 1: Tim for you. You're gonna cup with him in the
Speaker 1: house and let me see. I'll take a cup of
Speaker 1: Tim while I wait. Okay, give me so. I'm the
Speaker 1: manager here, you know what I mean? Hey, what's your name? Sherry? Tim?
Speaker 1: She who is Sherry? No? I don't want a glass
Speaker 1: of sherry this point. I want a cup of Tim. Tim.
Speaker 1: Did you call me? Shut up? Sherry out there? Shut up?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Shut shut up? You are outing me. I
Speaker 1: funked up. Okay, it's only three customers, you suck up.
Speaker 1: I'm the one who's going to get beat. I'll just
Speaker 1: say it's me. I'll say I look, the other guy
Speaker 1: called it a cup of coffee, whatever that is. I'll
Speaker 1: just say pretty pissed. But no one's actually gonna throw fisticuffs. Okay,
Speaker 1: no one's going to know that you're not a Tim. Okay,
Speaker 1: you're special around this restaurant. If anyone's a Sherry, it's me. Relax.
Speaker 1: You're acting like a sherry, but I need you to
Speaker 1: act like a Tim. Don't forget I love you. I
Speaker 1: love you too. All right, all rise for honorable Tim.
Speaker 1: Yeah m hm hm al right here in the case
Speaker 1: of Tim versus Tim, sorry Tim to speak for the plaintiff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: take it away, Thank you, your honor my Tim. As
Speaker 1: you all know, Tim here is like any other Tim,
Speaker 1: He's a He's an individual who who does Tim like Tim?
Speaker 1: So let's think about for a second. Let's say let's
Speaker 1: put your let's put you and Tim shoots. We've all
Speaker 1: we've all been Tim, but how many of us have
Speaker 1: really about being Yeah, objection. I know it's kind of
Speaker 1: opening statements. It's kind of opening all right, object Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, I objected the whole point of view. Uh,
Speaker 1: thank you for meeting me here. The non Tims of
Speaker 1: the world. Now we meet in these alleys once a month,
Speaker 1: as you know, to check in, make sure everyone's okay,
Speaker 1: and make sure no one suspects anything. Yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like we should be indoors. This alley is anybody could
Speaker 1: yeast alley last last month and I thought my ass
Speaker 1: change will change the okay, but for tonight we'll stay here.
Speaker 1: Did anybody have any misapps, any slip ups, anything that
Speaker 1: might leave people to suspect we're not tims. I was
Speaker 1: walking past a hose dispenser at home depot and yelled,
Speaker 1: you got this, Larry to yourself. Okay, I said it loud, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay. I needed the encouragement, and that's what I said. Listen,
Speaker 1: let's not forget the six of us landed here in
Speaker 1: that spaceship as babies. Right, we've raised ourselves. Why why
Speaker 1: do you have an elaborate story? I know we our
Speaker 1: back story? Why? I agree? It makes me feel stronger.
Speaker 1: It's inspirational. Six babies from space raising themselves. In a word.
Speaker 1: I mean, then, I guess I'm the outlier. I guess
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to constantly think about, like, how do
Speaker 1: we take this planet over? Larry, Gary, Sherry, Barry and Harry.
Speaker 1: Let's let's get this together. Is it day or Harry Terry?
Speaker 1: Is it Terry? Tell me my name? Are you correcting
Speaker 1: me on yours? I was correcting you. My name is Terry.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, everybody, we've never star since we were babies.
Speaker 1: Do you think I'd have that strict I need to
Speaker 1: into this world Okay, continue to infiltrate, get information. What
Speaker 1: is the plan? What is the actual plan? Just getting information?
Speaker 1: I felt like maybe the best easiest way would be
Speaker 1: to find a Tim that falls in love with us. Uh,
Speaker 1: and then once we have a child, we know, each
Speaker 1: of us goes out on our own. Find a Tim
Speaker 1: that you can populate with a little kid. Make sure
Speaker 1: that you don't I'm in love with I'm in love
Speaker 1: with Sharry. Well that's actually not so bad. Then you
Speaker 1: guys can have a kid and you're gonna have to
Speaker 1: go buy Tim's in public. But then just you know,
Speaker 1: break away and name your kids something else. She's like
Speaker 1: your sister. She is basically we are like brothers and
Speaker 1: sister together. If somebody can love a dog like that,
Speaker 1: I can love Sherry like that. No, no, no, Tim
Speaker 1: rules that you're abiding by. That's such a tim thing
Speaker 1: to say to say, but it makes sense to you
Speaker 1: comparing your love for Sherry like a love too. So, everybody,
Speaker 1: you aren't doing great in your respective fields, Okay, Terry,
Speaker 1: there's no better detective in this world than you, and
Speaker 1: all you know, all your jobs. Continue to do a
Speaker 1: good job. Let's go through the job. Still. You just know.
Speaker 1: I think I think I'm tired back versus I should
Speaker 1: be on there. My my secretary, Tim called in the reservation.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, so I just don't see it. Well, I
Speaker 1: see there's several empty tables. Can I just sit down
Speaker 1: those awful reservations? I'm sorry. I thought it would seat yourself.
Speaker 1: It is until the reservations fill up the tables and
Speaker 1: then it's reservation only. You're on time. Yes, Hello, it's Tim.
Speaker 1: Have a reservation. Excuse me? Right this way? Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Oh so you see this Tim, but not
Speaker 1: this Tim. This Tim has a reservation. Thank you. Can
Speaker 1: I have a cup of Tim while I wait? I
Speaker 1: don't ice Tim, It'll just be a black coffee with
Speaker 1: ice chunks and signed black nothing. I uh I have
Speaker 1: when you go, listen to me, I'm part of a
Speaker 1: secret government. Listen, listen to me. God, you take this badge.
Speaker 1: You have to hunt down every Tim in the world. God,
Speaker 1: just kill me. They got me a little bit. But
Speaker 1: I think I'm okay. Look, you have all right. I'm
Speaker 1: still gonna have lunch here, but after that I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go out. Don't get the fish. Don't what sort with
Speaker 1: the fish? What's wrong? With the fish up. Yes, Tim,
Speaker 1: I know, gather the secret society. All right, listen, we
Speaker 1: are the oldest Tims of this world, of this nation.
Speaker 1: Am I wrong? You are not wrong. You are not Tim.
Speaker 1: We're like vampires. That's right, that's right. We're like vampires
Speaker 1: except for the blood and the draining. And that's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. And honestly, I don't look youthful at all.
Speaker 1: I almost looked double my actual age. I don't mind sunlight.
Speaker 1: I drink blood. Alright, alright, okay, you know why I
Speaker 1: asked you all to come here tonight. I saw the
Speaker 1: said something about a typewriting class, some kind of class.
Speaker 1: It's important that we get rid of the computers and
Speaker 1: go back to typewriters. You see, people are stealing our
Speaker 1: identities via digital networks we should only need at night. Look,
Speaker 1: if you don't take this seriously, Tim's we'll be wiped out.
Speaker 1: Is that what you want? I don't want to wipe out?
Speaker 1: Do you not want to say, get rid of my
Speaker 1: iPad that Tim Cook gave to me for free? Yes,
Speaker 1: that is what he's saying. You don't think, yes? Yes?
Speaker 1: Do you understand that there's been leaks of information what
Speaker 1: kind of talent people? Am I supposed to use coffee?
Speaker 1: But yes, some people know what the word coffee? Me?
Speaker 1: What is that? Was corrected to cup of tim decades ago.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, if we harbish enough blood and put it
Speaker 1: in refrigerators, we want to have to hunt him. We should.
Speaker 1: I think I think I think Timmy's the vampire. He's
Speaker 1: a regular count. Tim can could you say putting? No,
Speaker 1: it should refrigerator. Don't open your putting until the meeting
Speaker 1: is over. We agreed to that our world is in danger. People,
Speaker 1: Our world as we know it is in danger. Feeling
Speaker 1: you threw off your message by laughing at the beginning,
Speaker 1: it's just been hard to recovery. Now, I pacifically asked
Speaker 1: for um tapioca putting? Yeah, I pacifically asked him listfully
Speaker 1: if I'm if I'm on one coast, I'm atlantically asking,
Speaker 1: I'm not on that coast right now, I'm on this coast.
Speaker 1: I'm pacifically asking if this is all tapioca, or if
Speaker 1: someone has a chocolate around here and is willing to trade.
Speaker 1: We should disturb you. But could you explain tapioca putting
Speaker 1: to me? Please? I wish he Sharon. Yeah, um, I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't want to really get into
Speaker 1: this right now because we're at work. But okay, I
Speaker 1: kind of saw you flirting with Tim well, I mean
Speaker 1: I was just doing my job. Yeah, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: just wanted to. They said to drop off my application
Speaker 1: to the manager and near the manager, come in, come on,
Speaker 1: have a sure this really nice handwriting question? Do you
Speaker 1: find her attractive? What is that? Yes? No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We imagine me like in better clothes, though not with
Speaker 1: these clogs. Certainly not with these types, thank god, just
Speaker 1: like with a better Let me sinch, let me sench
Speaker 1: the waste of this eight? What do you think? Wait? Wait,
Speaker 1: wait wait, let me put my hair done. Let put
Speaker 1: my hair down. Yes, it's good, yes, yes, okay, what
Speaker 1: do you think? I'm kind of dating my sister right now,
Speaker 1: so I don't know if it's appropriate for me to
Speaker 1: like who I think is attractive and whatnot? You do
Speaker 1: think I'm attractive? I mean, I just wanted to come
Speaker 1: in here. I mean, I'm gonna be good this question,
Speaker 1: but you gotta ask answer this question. Dam Why don't
Speaker 1: you go maybe sit on his lap or let him
Speaker 1: spell your perforume or something. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Of course I really might. Oh all right, okay, you
Speaker 1: know what I think? Maybe I should go work at
Speaker 1: Tim depot um. Maybe the restaurant game isn't from me,
Speaker 1: but I appreciate you taking me in for a second,
Speaker 1: just to just to kind of give me a chance.
Speaker 1: But oh my god, he has a boner. Come here,
Speaker 1: let me feel them. Excuse me, I I have a reservation.
Speaker 1: What's your name? Jim? What what you heard me? Jim
Speaker 1: with a J I'm not a Tim. I made the
Speaker 1: reservation under Jim. Where have you come from? Is this
Speaker 1: a prank? Why are you doing? This? Is not a prank, sir?
Speaker 1: Now will you seat a gym at your restaurant? Or
Speaker 1: will you not? I mean in the business of seating
Speaker 1: and serving. I don't recall a name having anything to
Speaker 1: do with it. But I just don't understand how you
Speaker 1: could be in existence. I'm part of the anti Tim Society.
Speaker 1: One week ago, a man died in this very restaurant.
Speaker 1: In my arms. He told me not to order the fish.
Speaker 1: He also told me to fight fight against the tyranny
Speaker 1: of Tim's. So I'd like to order a cup of
Speaker 1: Joe and your name is Jim. My name's going on?
Speaker 1: What the focus going on? Cherry Sherry? The time is
Speaker 1: now right, okay, Jim, alright? Why so much violence, because
Speaker 1: we're here to take over this world restaurant, this restaurant.
Speaker 1: Shoot him in the boner passages. I mean he had
Speaker 1: that comment, Oh Ust, Yeah, yeah, me and Barry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we look a lot of like but we're not siblings
Speaker 1: or anything like that. Like we're like made for each other. Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: my name is also chim Ah. Fuck, I'm a chim
Speaker 1: I'm a chim name. That's how we know. We'll shoot
Speaker 1: him in the boner and if he if he bleeds
Speaker 1: and he's lying, how he got the same too? We
Speaker 1: can't drive past? How did he still keep a boner
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Speaker 1: so I got two dimensions. I can kind of access
Speaker 1: the first one. First one's kind of annoying. Everyone's named Tim,
Speaker 1: so it's like kind of the first I've been there.
Speaker 1: It's it's how did you find the second dimension? Well,
Speaker 1: I had to get out of this one, and I
Speaker 1: was like this guy, you know, once I found the
Speaker 1: Tim dimension, I was like, I mean extraordinary that you
Speaker 1: found a second dimension, truly extraordinary, if not historical, and
Speaker 1: yet and I asked the question, how did you find
Speaker 1: the second dimension? You kind of stammered as if you
Speaker 1: weren't sure, which is odd to me because again, historical,
Speaker 1: every time I come up with a scientific, explosive, new
Speaker 1: revelation or even technology, you come in here you just
Speaker 1: shed on. Can't I can't it can't just be like, oh,
Speaker 1: you found all these dimensions and all that's great. I
Speaker 1: wonder I wonder how we can help the world. It's
Speaker 1: it didn't answer my question, right, you know, if it's
Speaker 1: all right? I hate to step away from my research.
Speaker 1: But it's just that the last and scientific explosion. Things
Speaker 1: that you've discovered have perhaps cost people their lives. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're familiar with the term to show your work. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: show your work. Because we've lost three other scientists to
Speaker 1: your and you say that they went to other places.
Speaker 1: I think they just turned into Google three. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's just that's the plasm that it excretes from humans
Speaker 1: as we travel through dimensions. All right, getting back to
Speaker 1: the second dimension that you figured out, how did you
Speaker 1: same way? It's the same way. I just added an
Speaker 1: extra zero and then another dimension was open to me.
Speaker 1: All right, say that something. Look and I think it's
Speaker 1: like a prehistoric time because you guys making nervous, all right,
Speaker 1: If it's a prehistoric dimension, instead of sending one of
Speaker 1: us there to turn to cool, why don't you bring
Speaker 1: something from there to here? Oh? I like this Unless
Speaker 1: you're a liar, No, I'm not a lie. Could it
Speaker 1: be a bird? Bring a bird. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the hell it's gonna be. All right, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: bring something through the dimensional portal. Whatever it is, I
Speaker 1: can't well, how are you bringing it through? If you
Speaker 1: don't know what you're bringing. You know, why don't I
Speaker 1: work on this and then I'll come get you guys
Speaker 1: when I get al r Because there's a lot of
Speaker 1: pressure right now. Just execute something. You got it. It
Speaker 1: sounds like you got it, just all right, just like crazy.
Speaker 1: And I can't really like finger the keys properly. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna slip in the slopping on the keyboard here.
Speaker 1: Just morning Terry, Happy birthday, Morning Terry, Happy birthday. Wake up? Hey,
Speaker 1: hey wait, go to sleep ahead. It's your birthday. Well,
Speaker 1: it's my twins birthday too. We have but we don't
Speaker 1: like him as much as we like you. We want
Speaker 1: to celebrate you. I want to celebrate my my twin too. Fine,
Speaker 1: it's fine. It's not just because he's the sickly one
Speaker 1: doesn't mean we can't celebrate. That's true. That's true. That's true.
Speaker 1: So the other dinosaurs and I we were pitched in.
Speaker 1: We got you a couple of things, well more handmade stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, you know it's thought. We we thought we
Speaker 1: made a couple of things again. Yeah, come on, man,
Speaker 1: that's why this is why they like me more. You know,
Speaker 1: soften a little bit, just so he didn't mean that.
Speaker 1: He didn't mean anything by that. We're so don't give
Speaker 1: it to know the mad gifts are all just don't
Speaker 1: give it to you. Okay. See, see you've gone and
Speaker 1: you've you've hurt his feelings because you know how tiny
Speaker 1: my fucking arms are. You know you alright? You relaxed you. No,
Speaker 1: it's just crazy to me. Man. It's just like I
Speaker 1: put it enough time to do this, and I get
Speaker 1: like it's just every year, man, every year. I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. Look t Rex, he made you
Speaker 1: a little something, uh and it comes with a song.
Speaker 1: And so he's probably a little hurt right now because
Speaker 1: you guys aren't really receiving this birthday gifts. So we're
Speaker 1: open right where I'm open. You're open, We're open. We're receiving. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right. Can I ask your question? How do you
Speaker 1: scrap your ass? Hey? Doc, you can't use this laboratory.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm cleaning up in there. Look, I just just
Speaker 1: give me some time. Are I gotta just pick some
Speaker 1: sh it out and then then I'll be out of you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll say I've got I got about forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: I gotta mop the floor and then you can use it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but just mump while I'm in here, Okay? Is it?
Speaker 1: Is it important? Yes? It's important. I mean, I know
Speaker 1: I'm only a janitor at this top secret experimental lab,
Speaker 1: but you know what, I like to thinking what I
Speaker 1: do is pretty important too. Yeah, I think it is
Speaker 1: as well. Actually, you know what, Um, you're right, let
Speaker 1: me get out of your way, But do you mind
Speaker 1: just mopping up a right inside that stargate right there? Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait star gate? Is that giant giant black hole? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just just mump a little, just mup right over there,
Speaker 1: and then just what what kind of spill? What kind
Speaker 1: of spill is it? It's a it's just some is it? So?
Speaker 1: If it's so, I gotta get the powder from upstairs.
Speaker 1: It's not so nice, it's not so. It's uh, it's
Speaker 1: um what what it's it's it's it's vomited. It's kid vomiting.
Speaker 1: A different powder for that. Then I got it's not
Speaker 1: it's not kid vomit. I was. I was just an
Speaker 1: inside joke. Um, Well it's actually, um, you know what
Speaker 1: it is. It's it's uh, it's it's diet orange. So
Speaker 1: that's what it is. So how did you take a
Speaker 1: look inside the start is and report back on the
Speaker 1: stain and then I'll get the property cleaning with Now
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now it's diet orange s I
Speaker 1: know that for a fact. Be able to get this
Speaker 1: with my mom? Yeah, well, what the hell? And that's
Speaker 1: the way I like to say that I love you?
Speaker 1: You love me back? Then, I guess that's sad. So
Speaker 1: we what I'm looking for? You little hands? Looking those
Speaker 1: little hands? He's a t rex, a freak. I'm not
Speaker 1: a t rex. I'm holding the mop that's that's throwing
Speaker 1: you off. His tail is just is disconnected from his body.
Speaker 1: Tail holding his skinny little tail have a tail? What? What?
Speaker 1: What do you guys? Tared apples? So, yeah, a couple
Speaker 1: of us too, twitters. Okay, I see there's a variety there.
Speaker 1: Your t rex? What are you? How do you with
Speaker 1: the little hands? Who can't scratch his own ass? That's
Speaker 1: t rex? Come on, that's a good one. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: a human being from the year. How are we communicating
Speaker 1: exactly what? I don't know. That's weird, but I can
Speaker 1: understand you. We can understand you said you speak English.
Speaker 1: Who said that we know what English is? I'm hearing it.
Speaker 1: I'm hearing it as a language that we call English,
Speaker 1: which is the dominant language on the planet and the
Speaker 1: only one that you need to learn, only one Portuguese. Interesting,
Speaker 1: if you're speaking Portuguese, I'm hearing it as English and
Speaker 1: you're hearing my English is Portuguese. I guess we could
Speaker 1: just move past this, because that's just a fact. I
Speaker 1: have a quick question. Oh the TV show Justified. Wait
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, Okay, that I would have thought possible.
Speaker 1: Have you ever noticed his gate? He's got an unusual gate.
Speaker 1: I don't trust the science that he's working on. I
Speaker 1: think that we should, you know what, I think we
Speaker 1: need to cut him out of the science laboratory. I
Speaker 1: think we need to cut him. I don't cut him,
Speaker 1: just straight up and cut him. Well, I seen a
Speaker 1: butter butterfly knife. That's that's illegal. Put that away. You
Speaker 1: ever seen you ever seen someone plead tricks with the
Speaker 1: That's pretty close to my face. Alright, I have got
Speaker 1: complete control. I mean, I don't doubt it. That was
Speaker 1: as close to my eyes as I as I would
Speaker 1: prefer to get. And yet, all right, dap Rose is
Speaker 1: gonna step up here and demonstrate how to use a
Speaker 1: butterfly knife. Yes, I just want to just jump in
Speaker 1: here real quick as welcome everybody to the illegal knife
Speaker 1: competition thanks to Tim Sure. I just want to make
Speaker 1: sure everyone knows I appreciate that. Oh I am in
Speaker 1: the wrong place. That's why. That's right, Illegal knife competition. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's next door. Okay, this here, barterfly knight latches together
Speaker 1: at the bottom, So what you want to do is
Speaker 1: unlatch it and then as fancy as you can, hold
Speaker 1: on to one side while you whip the other side
Speaker 1: of brown. And one of my greatest tricks is showing
Speaker 1: you that it does cut quite deep and quite past
Speaker 1: that's a little over to bone, and that just shows
Speaker 1: you how sharp these knives really are and how careful
Speaker 1: you have to be. So after you open it like that,
Speaker 1: um her knees, Okay, how do you open it like that,
Speaker 1: then you can do a myriad of tricks using um
Speaker 1: the bottom half. So as you can see like this,
Speaker 1: you don't see ship like this at the legal side.
Speaker 1: So how long did it take you to learn how
Speaker 1: to use that butterfly knife? Pretty impressive moves Um. It
Speaker 1: took me a few years and a few conferences that
Speaker 1: I actually taught. Um. I went there to learn, and
Speaker 1: I ended up teaching I could. But honestly, it's very
Speaker 1: dangerous and if you want the job done, just let
Speaker 1: me do it. We're being real. Ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 1: It's a good one. Good one. Hey. Do you guys
Speaker 1: drink nickel lobe ultra where you're from? Yeah, yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean I drink it all the time. It's great.
Speaker 1: Let's we're gonna get you one. We're gonna so. By
Speaker 1: the way, it was it's Terry's birthday and in her twin. Uh,
Speaker 1: we're just kind of doing a little celebration. You want
Speaker 1: to join in the celebration? Sure, sure, I mean I
Speaker 1: gotta get back to work eventually. What's that? What's what's what?
Speaker 1: What's work exactly? Uh? Well, I was told that there's
Speaker 1: a diet orange soda stain here somewhere. That may have
Speaker 1: been a trick, but it does look like there's a
Speaker 1: lot of swamp here is mostly what I can see.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, yeah, I just clean up after my superiors.
Speaker 1: So I've been trying to solve this really difficult math
Speaker 1: problem that's been on one of the chalkboards at the afforatory.
Speaker 1: I think I've almost cracked Terry's great at math right, Terry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got bath and I'm one of the best. Well,
Speaker 1: let me let me just scratch it in the dirt
Speaker 1: here with this stick. Can I stop you for one second? Sure?
Speaker 1: Hear me out? Maybe this is crazy. Maybe I've had
Speaker 1: too many make a lot ultras? What if you what
Speaker 1: if you know her birthday? You know? What if you
Speaker 1: took Terry back to this place you come from? Oh? Well,
Speaker 1: for you right there, that's a gift. Yeah, okay, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna warn you other than other than
Speaker 1: the language of Portuguese, the concept of matha the show
Speaker 1: justified the actors Timothy old Funt, Walton Goggins, and Margot Martindale.
Speaker 1: Our worlds have nothing in common. You forgotten to make ultra.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe we do have a lot more common
Speaker 1: that I thought. That's our show for today. Universes don't collide. Uh.
Speaker 1: Let's thank all of our alchemists for joining us today, please,
Speaker 1: starting with Mr James Heeny, thanks for having me. This
Speaker 1: is a lot of fun um. I I like dimensional
Speaker 1: time travel and things like that, so this is fun.
Speaker 1: Thanks for being here, Jamis Okay, Well, here's what I
Speaker 1: just don't want to correct it. But first, I mean
Speaker 1: the first two dimensions would be it would be you know,
Speaker 1: height and and uh with I think, and then there's
Speaker 1: depth is the third right? Am? I Am? I wrong?
Speaker 1: Like you can't find the first two dimensions. I made
Speaker 1: him a little hung up on it. I think we
Speaker 1: should just move on. Yeah, let's do that. Oh, I see,
Speaker 1: and you're saying the travel is because of a I
Speaker 1: just don't know if that's how dimensions work. I'm wondering.
Speaker 1: But you were piste out of regardless. Oh, I was
Speaker 1: going to write it in a letter. But I think
Speaker 1: that it's the fourth dimension that your character stumbled upon,
Speaker 1: and that's time. So you're saying, you're saying the believability
Speaker 1: of that whole episode, what was the dinosaurs talking and
Speaker 1: everything and make a ultra is that there's no way
Speaker 1: the dimension work was was on points. Well, I'm just
Speaker 1: saying that's probably like fifth dimension, sixth dimension, something other
Speaker 1: than the first two dimensions. I think Joey was using
Speaker 1: the word dimension as synonymous with alternate universe. That's what
Speaker 1: I was. I didn't want to just like say that,
Speaker 1: but that's what I say. You don't want to, well,
Speaker 1: so thanks for having me. God bless us all everyone.
Speaker 1: Let's also thank Jackie d Ruth. Thank you guys, always
Speaker 1: so fun to pop in, so nice to see you
Speaker 1: in your actual setup. Can you believe I'm not in
Speaker 1: the closet? Well, I mean for some of us it's
Speaker 1: a different build transition, but thank you. And depending on
Speaker 1: what what Doug says, I might go back into the
Speaker 1: closet of course will have the final saying. You know,
Speaker 1: there are new videos on your Instagram folks to check on.
Speaker 1: Are there maybe there's one that I directed that's my
Speaker 1: my husband's in cold Weather. Yeah, it's pretty funny. We're
Speaker 1: dying to see whether or not he's funny and in
Speaker 1: fact deserving to be her. Judge him, Yeah, go judge
Speaker 1: him at Jackie Dorothy. And let's thank Mr Craig Atkowski. Thanks.
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Speaker 1: Good buddy, Chris Alvarado, Thank you so damn much. As always,
Speaker 1: thanks for having me. I always have fun. I love
Speaker 1: you guys. Do you want to say it's watching TV
Speaker 1: the other day and who do I see? Am? I scream?
Speaker 1: But g actually do Ruthie and her husband Patrick Babbitt
Speaker 1: together in a commercial. It was wild because, like you know,
Speaker 1: all of us we do this or we try to
Speaker 1: do this, and booking is hard enough on your own,
Speaker 1: much less as a unit. And I was it was
Speaker 1: such a great commercial too, and it was just so cool.
Speaker 1: And I texted her immediately or message only ship and
Speaker 1: then I had asked how did this happen? What was Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was because of COVID that it was like, we
Speaker 1: want people who are quarantined together because it was for
Speaker 1: Honda and they wanted us to get into a car together,
Speaker 1: so they needed couples. So finally a silver lining. Yes,
Speaker 1: we happened to look out in twenty and I don't
Speaker 1: know how, but I'm grateful for any bit of positivity
Speaker 1: in this year for sure. Yeah, no kidding, Joey, would
Speaker 1: you like to finish us off with something negative? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not, but I will throw people to bear supplies,
Speaker 1: Twitchbs Comedy and Wednesday from like seven o'clock on, like
Speaker 1: we'll do a live show. James is, uh, we're discovering
Speaker 1: like what time works best for all of us. But also,
Speaker 1: you know, tune in because it might just be James
Speaker 1: explaining time and others you know, signed up the theories
Speaker 1: no one are unknown to whoever wants to listen, because
Speaker 1: I feel like that's what we all want. I hope
Speaker 1: it's James explaining his neighbor getting exercised. It was it
Speaker 1: was friends, little brother. I actually am gonna as soon
Speaker 1: as we're done today, I'm going to reach out because
Speaker 1: I don't know the story very well. I just know
Speaker 1: what happened. James. I'm gonna be like a dog with
Speaker 1: a bone and will not let this go until we
Speaker 1: get the phone story. Just so you know, you're gonna
Speaker 1: be getting a lot of text and emails from me
Speaker 1: until we have satisfaction. Definitely feel like a story you
Speaker 1: wouldn't take at face value the first time you heard it,
Speaker 1: that there might be might be there very his parents
Speaker 1: were very religious. Give it to us. Give let's thank
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