Speaker 1: Welcome the Guys We Fund Anti Slushing. I'm Christina Hudkin,
Speaker 1: but I'm curin sisters Bread. We're up to slubbing your
Speaker 1: horny and your shame. He was love. Yes, Okay, let
Speaker 1: talk about Oh hello fuckers and happy Halloween. It's spooky
Speaker 1: season unless you're a child of trauma, in which case
Speaker 1: every day's Halloween. You never know who's gonna show up
Speaker 1: at your door in a mask or otherwise emotional or
Speaker 1: physical masks very equally scary. So many masks. Sometimes your
Speaker 1: mommy's eyes can go dead inside and you think she's
Speaker 1: gonna murder you, and then you internalize with the rest
Speaker 1: of your life. Um, welcome to a very spooky bonus
Speaker 1: episode of Guys We Food. It's the Anti slush Iman podcast.
Speaker 1: We might slush him today because it's Halloween. Everything slots,
Speaker 1: It's Halloween, it's slut New Year's Who cares? This is
Speaker 1: only from Luminary. I'm Karin Fisher, Christina Hutchinson. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. We're drinking. As we promise when we did
Speaker 1: two episodes in a week for one, We're gonna be
Speaker 1: times we can't I can't very well do to so
Speaker 1: things where we shove sober to work? What do we lame?
Speaker 1: Ye write me an email about it, like, dare you
Speaker 1: sorry about last night venue? At gmail dot COM's our
Speaker 1: email address. UM, so, yeah, We're gonna read some stories
Speaker 1: from you guys about scary, spooky times, not necessarily having
Speaker 1: to do with Halloween, but just you know, terrifying sexual situations,
Speaker 1: campfire stories of relationships surpassed. Yeah, what was your spookiest
Speaker 1: relationship story? Oh? God, I mean I never had a
Speaker 1: guy show up at my door. I've shown up at
Speaker 1: his doors and they were like, go away, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you say that, but show up at their job. I
Speaker 1: mean I have I had stalkers in high school. I
Speaker 1: do you know I'm because stalker in high school? Do
Speaker 1: just follow physically? Yeah? He followed me around, and then
Speaker 1: he physically followed you around, like the like the rhino
Speaker 1: at the end of the Jumanji parade. Yes, and then
Speaker 1: and then he would always like in classes that we
Speaker 1: were in together that you could choose your own. You
Speaker 1: would always sit right behind me, and I like breathing. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's like that guy who held up attack. He always
Speaker 1: punched in hey arnold. Yeah, yeah, exactly that he kind
Speaker 1: of remind me of this person. And this person, mind
Speaker 1: you has transition now so very interesting. Yeah, and maybe
Speaker 1: they just that person sense that you were open. You
Speaker 1: didn't give his ship. Well, you know, I didn't mind
Speaker 1: the stocking. This is where this person crossed me. One
Speaker 1: day at the time he presented me with these Spice
Speaker 1: Girls autographs that he had gotten from me, and number one,
Speaker 1: right away, I knew that they were fake, because you
Speaker 1: this smells stinky. I know what the Spice Girls, each
Speaker 1: one of their signatures looks like. So to even insult
Speaker 1: my intelligence in that matter already infuriated me. And immediately, yes,
Speaker 1: of course I did. He was probably very surprised. I
Speaker 1: had been so patient. I had been so patient up
Speaker 1: to that point, and I believe I was like literally
Speaker 1: I remember was you know, this is before cellphones. I
Speaker 1: was on the pay phone or like some only some
Speaker 1: people had cellphones. Um, and so I was on the
Speaker 1: pay phone. I think like after baton pulling practice, calling
Speaker 1: my mom to tell her she could pick me up now,
Speaker 1: um and uh, calling your mom to pick you up
Speaker 1: It's like was like uber for us old people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I called my mom, but she didn't pick me up
Speaker 1: because she was asleep, and that's when I might crush
Speaker 1: on the teacher group. And then and then I remember
Speaker 1: being on the phone and then him doing that and
Speaker 1: I looked at them and I was selling on the phone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was so curious that I threw them to the
Speaker 1: ground night and I said, this isn't the real Spice
Speaker 1: Girls autographs. You think I'm an idiot. I was so
Speaker 1: mad that you that you are you gonna come up
Speaker 1: to the number one Spice Girls expert in Union High
Speaker 1: school and fucking and fucking fakes my intelligence like that
Speaker 1: where all the signature similar? Yeah, and then also he
Speaker 1: did it was on fucking rule, don't book paper, Victoria
Speaker 1: Beckham's not signing your fucking wait, he just sended you
Speaker 1: with a paper of all, but his girl's signature is
Speaker 1: at a time that would have been worth like sucking
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars and they would have never done that.
Speaker 1: They just would have never done that. So what did
Speaker 1: he say? What did he say? I don't know. He
Speaker 1: mumbled under his breath, and I was like, don't don't
Speaker 1: murder anyone. But also never because I was like I
Speaker 1: always I kind of always the way was the way
Speaker 1: I am now, if anything, I've got actually like probably
Speaker 1: gotten a little more controlled. Um, but I just you know,
Speaker 1: But but I voiced him not only that I was upset,
Speaker 1: but why I was upset, And so it was very
Speaker 1: clear that I was good communication. I was not upset
Speaker 1: that he had a crush on me. I don't mind
Speaker 1: that you could have obviously have a good you have
Speaker 1: good taste. I was mad that he tried to fake
Speaker 1: something that I know a ship ton about and think
Speaker 1: you were an idiot would fall for it. And also
Speaker 1: that like you were kind of kind of leure someone
Speaker 1: into liking you through these kinds of means, Like that's
Speaker 1: not the way you get someone to like you, right, well,
Speaker 1: that's very high high school. Yeah, I understand the tactic,
Speaker 1: but I was just so mad about and I was
Speaker 1: like and I was like, I know he didn't know this,
Speaker 1: but I was like, my dad works in Memoria, by
Speaker 1: all you like, I can see the number one. Anyone
Speaker 1: in the collector's realm knows that a real autograph comes
Speaker 1: with a certificate of authenticity. So you know, don't I'm
Speaker 1: an eBay queen. Don't fucking don't cross me, dare you? Bitch?
Speaker 1: At the alloueen moa. Did I buy a towel that
Speaker 1: was used in uh and Charlie's Angels draped over Tim Curry? Yes?
Speaker 1: But was there a certificate of authenticity so I know
Speaker 1: that it's not just any cream towel? It was a
Speaker 1: cream towel that was on his buttox Yes, I do wait,
Speaker 1: cream towel like a cream colored towel. Oh okay, I
Speaker 1: thought you might have had his butt cream on it. No,
Speaker 1: they're not like you know in the massage sheen where
Speaker 1: Lucy Lou gives him massage in Charlie's Angels. Uh, not
Speaker 1: to Brad, but I own that towel just for that
Speaker 1: one chat. It's facts. I'll provide the fucking It's tofic
Speaker 1: of Austin should be. That should accompany the promotional posts
Speaker 1: that we do for this episode. Is you want me
Speaker 1: home next to my bed for all my childhood like
Speaker 1: a goddamn dream catching look at me? All my dreams
Speaker 1: are coming tight. Hey, I'm thirty two and I still
Speaker 1: have my best actress to work from high schooling. Whatever
Speaker 1: keeps yeah, it keeps you going. You know, I had
Speaker 1: all these post it notes around my apartment. I took
Speaker 1: them down because people are coming over at k a
Speaker 1: U and I didn't even want you to see them.
Speaker 1: But out back, well they were just like I'm proud
Speaker 1: of you, like you're doing a really good job yourself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just the most basic ass anyone who looks at
Speaker 1: you and is an evil would say to you, know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like just like just like you're changing
Speaker 1: the world for the better, you know. And then um
Speaker 1: uh my mom showed up my apartment and announced, and
Speaker 1: I was like, well, this is spooky for sure, treating
Speaker 1: and then I was like freaking out of the god
Speaker 1: damn it. And then I looked at one of the
Speaker 1: posts of the notes and it said you are saying
Speaker 1: with a heart, and I was like, no, I'm not.
Speaker 1: It was hilarious. The difference between you and I is
Speaker 1: that you're putting these loving notes around your house and
Speaker 1: I also put notes steam, but like mine will be
Speaker 1: a note that's be like you're not. I was like,
Speaker 1: you are fat no matter what anyone says. But like
Speaker 1: I don't look at it and get sad. I look
Speaker 1: at it and motivation. It's motivation. Yeah, maybe I should
Speaker 1: try that. It doesn't bother me at all. Maybe you
Speaker 1: should try that sometimes because that is good motivation. It
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me. You go, oh fat, unfunny fuck really
Speaker 1: phoned it in this year, aren't you? Is there a
Speaker 1: pandemic in your creativity? You don't, Well, maybe I think
Speaker 1: it's so funny because number when it will make me
Speaker 1: laugh and then it but it also will put like
Speaker 1: will yeah, like I used to have pictures of like
Speaker 1: sports illustrated swimsuit models. Uh and like in my old office,
Speaker 1: like my office, and then uh, like all my I
Speaker 1: would have him as a background my phone to give
Speaker 1: me to not eat all the bread. And it worked,
Speaker 1: see because I got to get some insults in there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: These are things that you have to be okay with
Speaker 1: yourself to use these tactics listeners, and I am okay
Speaker 1: with myself. Yeah. I wouldn't internalize it because people would
Speaker 1: come over to my house and be horrified at the
Speaker 1: notes and I'm like, you just don't get me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it looks like a soft season on the premises. We
Speaker 1: have a plus. Uh, let's read it, okay, so let's
Speaker 1: read these emails. This one short, so I'll read it first, perfect, Okay,
Speaker 1: the subject line is squirting, but with blood instead of
Speaker 1: lady ages. And it wasn't from my vagina been there? Hey,
Speaker 1: fucker's my bone chilling story. I wanted to share about
Speaker 1: sex and squirting blood. Back in my poor college days,
Speaker 1: I used to donate plasma for cash. Me too, girl,
Speaker 1: we are Penn State before the Jerry scandal. Uh. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I would go with my then boyfriend to donate to
Speaker 1: the donation place that codependent you know you need to
Speaker 1: re more. It was like a fun little poor person
Speaker 1: couple date. Fun times. One time, a few hours after
Speaker 1: donating plasma, my boyfriend and I started fucking you wore
Speaker 1: things were going swell. Then while he was on top
Speaker 1: of me thrusting, I felt something sprinkle on my face
Speaker 1: and arms. I told him to stop so we could investigate.
Speaker 1: I didn't think he had finished yet. I mean it
Speaker 1: his dip was inside you. He didn't you know, you
Speaker 1: wouldn't feel it on your arms. And I'm not a
Speaker 1: squirter kind of gal. I was confused, to say the least.
Speaker 1: When we hopped off of me, we could see what
Speaker 1: he hopped off of me. We could see that there
Speaker 1: was blood everywhere, on his back, on me, on the bedding,
Speaker 1: on the walls everywhere. It looked like a goddamn murder scene.
Speaker 1: The scab on the spot on my arm, where the
Speaker 1: uh please? But oh god, don't the bottoms well bottom iss,
Speaker 1: what the fun? I don't know what that is. Bottoms
Speaker 1: sounds like a made up doctor. Yeah, yeah, so was
Speaker 1: like a student stuck me with a needle, didn't get
Speaker 1: a chance to really seal. And I had removed the
Speaker 1: bandage so I could fuck unrestricted, restricted as you do.
Speaker 1: As it turned out, in the heat of the moment,
Speaker 1: my heart was pumping so hard that it broke the scab.
Speaker 1: I learned to never take off a bandage before I
Speaker 1: was supposed to. Oh that one even had a fun
Speaker 1: moral to the story. Oh my god, Oh that would
Speaker 1: be terrifying if I just turned the lights on all
Speaker 1: of a sudd there's blood spots everywhere, and blood does
Speaker 1: really square because it's really pumping through. Yes, you know,
Speaker 1: if it just gets an exit, it's going everywhere. Blood
Speaker 1: has high dreams, phlemotomous, drop blood for tests, performed, blood transfusions,
Speaker 1: conduct research and run or assessed with blood donation. See
Speaker 1: I got I had, I sold my um plasma a
Speaker 1: lot at Penn State and I never even had a scab.
Speaker 1: It was just like you know when you get blood drawn,
Speaker 1: Like it's not a big scam, right, That's why I
Speaker 1: was confused as to why there was so much blood exiting. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: that is spooky, all right. This one is called my
Speaker 1: boyfriend going to be at the birth of his excess child.
Speaker 1: Oh spooky indeed. I mean, yeah, hello, ladies. I'm reaching
Speaker 1: out to you guys because my insurance plans stopped covering
Speaker 1: the cost of weekly therapy session. Just kidding sort of. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're not the condensed history. I'm a twenty eight year
Speaker 1: old female. My boyfriend is problem. We met about eighteen
Speaker 1: prints your first problem, We're gonna red a flag on
Speaker 1: the first and armark. Oh, we met about eighteen months ago,
Speaker 1: just a couple of months after I moved to l
Speaker 1: A solo in search of more fulfillment in my career
Speaker 1: and happiness in my personal life. And then you dated
Speaker 1: a four two year old. I was like, you can
Speaker 1: find fulfillment in your career happiness. I wouldn't go to
Speaker 1: l A unlece you threw yourself off the mountain. I
Speaker 1: certainly was not trying to jump into a relationship and
Speaker 1: was entirely focused on my career move and soaking up
Speaker 1: l A as a fresh, young independent gal. I had
Speaker 1: been single for almost two years at this time. We
Speaker 1: met on Tinder. Well, it's like, so you weren't trying, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you're on Tinder. If you look for a problem,
Speaker 1: you're gonna find one. We met on Tinder as I
Speaker 1: was just trying to meet new fun people with penises
Speaker 1: to show me around l A. With the dick. We
Speaker 1: connected instantly, but I still kept him on the hook
Speaker 1: because I wasn't sure I wanted to settle down just yet.
Speaker 1: He was so patient and kind and understanding during this
Speaker 1: time that he eventually won me over. I was the
Speaker 1: one that made things made things exclusive. About four months
Speaker 1: into us dating, we moved in together during COVID a
Speaker 1: year after we met in Our relationship has been the
Speaker 1: most stable and mature relationship I've ever been in. He's
Speaker 1: the forty two, was like, he's old. That's the only
Speaker 1: kind of relationship began. I don't have many years left.
Speaker 1: I'm almost dead. It'll be nice to the elephant in
Speaker 1: the room. My boyfriend previously married for five years but
Speaker 1: single for another five before we met as a private
Speaker 1: practice doctor with an office in downtown l A. All right,
Speaker 1: you got my years and one in Irvine. Big money.
Speaker 1: They got money there and a Republican. They got so
Speaker 1: much money they vote for Trump. As such, he spent
Speaker 1: three nights a week at his apartment in near Irvine.
Speaker 1: Somebody else totally so, oh my god, cut gems. He's
Speaker 1: living two lives. Okay, it would be so stressful. Mistake
Speaker 1: to watch it on the airplane. It was a big mistake.
Speaker 1: I literally have to talk to That's all I'm talking
Speaker 1: about with care on Wednesday. I literally have a note
Speaker 1: to just discuss uncut jump with her. For the most part,
Speaker 1: I actually love being alone in my own space. It
Speaker 1: allows me to really stay focused. Darting the week sounds
Speaker 1: like someone's trying to talk themselves out of their boyfriend
Speaker 1: someone else at irv Yo, we got a bit in
Speaker 1: Irvan and you gotta b then you have a lot
Speaker 1: more to your emails. Sorry, I'm drunk, don't get mad.
Speaker 1: This is how this episode is gonna go. And he
Speaker 1: truly gives me something to look forward to when we
Speaker 1: get our weekends together. However, his office manager is an
Speaker 1: ex of him. Oh there, we go ding ding ding.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I give he managed, she manages something else.
Speaker 1: Let's call her Amanda. Let's call her Amanda good name.
Speaker 1: They started out in a professional manner. He hired her,
Speaker 1: yeah right, because he wanted to, and he started hooking
Speaker 1: up casually, dating messy. My boyfriend insists this all ended
Speaker 1: back in eighteen and they are once again strictly professional,
Speaker 1: as he didn't see it going anywhere. I get the
Speaker 1: sense this was not her decision decision, and she still
Speaker 1: has unresolved romantic feelings for him, and she should leave
Speaker 1: and get another job. Complicated by the fact that she
Speaker 1: is running his medical practice behind the scenes and he
Speaker 1: is her boss. My boyfriend has expressed me numerous times
Speaker 1: how integral she is to his business. Yeah, the business
Speaker 1: of fucking my dude, girl, you're getting had two complete things. Further,
Speaker 1: she does not know I am in the picture. Again.
Speaker 1: They are fucking fucking any vine. Are you at your
Speaker 1: an original chat? My boyfriend insist this is because she
Speaker 1: is emotionally unstable. No, fuck your boyfriend, dude, fuck that.
Speaker 1: That is what every man says when he's fucking somebody.
Speaker 1: She's unstable. Oh, she's crazy. She can run my business.
Speaker 1: She just can't know that I have a girlfriend you
Speaker 1: and he just, oh my god, my boyfriend and says
Speaker 1: this is because she's emotionally unstable and he just doesn't
Speaker 1: discussed his private life with her except for when he's
Speaker 1: inside her. I added that last part. I've told him
Speaker 1: so many times I want to meet her just to
Speaker 1: ease whatever ship is going on in my head. No,
Speaker 1: you know, she will put daggers because she's having sex
Speaker 1: with him, being together all day at the office office,
Speaker 1: getting my balls. Oh my god. Yeah, he's not a doctor.
Speaker 1: He literally just sucks. Uh, he runts, he runs. We
Speaker 1: worked a clear glass office and sex in I'm gonna
Speaker 1: write you a prescription from my seamen one table spoon
Speaker 1: with a meal me Liz eating my ass. Okay, uh okay,
Speaker 1: so funny. But he never follows through. As you can imagine,
Speaker 1: I see this as him protecting Amanda's feelings over my own,
Speaker 1: as it's deeply hurtful and frankly alarming that he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to say because they are having sexual relation. This
Speaker 1: is true. I mean that being said, people go and
Speaker 1: look at the next low. I mean, I knew it
Speaker 1: was coming. The baby had to come. From somewhere, Christie,
Speaker 1: I forgot about the baby already, and it's so funny
Speaker 1: because like, oh my god, wait, keep reading, keep reading.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm gonna shut up until you read, because
Speaker 1: I just remember the subject line. So Amanda is pregnant
Speaker 1: Ensay's kid, bitch boogie woogie with some random foreigners. Stop it, girlfriend, girl,
Speaker 1: he's priding with your boyfriend's baby. You are twenty eight
Speaker 1: years old. That sentence, I cannot believe old. I can't
Speaker 1: believe you type thisn't didn't know? God girl, we actually,
Speaker 1: I mean, we might need to fly this one in
Speaker 1: because this is your yo. Your boyfriend pregnated a lady
Speaker 1: who lied, and then he lied and said it was
Speaker 1: Look at the sentence, it says, with some foreigners baby
Speaker 1: who fled the scene. This is worth you, dumb bit.
Speaker 1: She's pregnant with fright with his baby. This is worse
Speaker 1: than the song it Wasn't Me by Shaggy and that
Speaker 1: was bad, where in the narration he literally walks in
Speaker 1: and she walks in on them fucking, and then he
Speaker 1: gaslights her right away and he and if to follow
Speaker 1: the song, he goes it wasn't me, even though literally
Speaker 1: and Chad was, and Chad, that wasn't enough song for
Speaker 1: us to be held to countable. We're gonna, really, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna really need you to keep that in their check.
Speaker 1: And then if you're apologizing for the pain that you've caused,
Speaker 1: obviously you're guilty. That was that wasn't At this paragraph,
Speaker 1: I'm going to take this on my mirror. Amanda is
Speaker 1: pregnant with some random foreigners baby who fled the scene.
Speaker 1: I can't believe he fell for I mean, that's listen to.
Speaker 1: This is dumb, dumb bitch all Your address is one
Speaker 1: dumb bitch Alley, dumb bitch, dumb bitch Hound one six
Speaker 1: six nine. Your boyfriend got somebody pregnant and he's lying
Speaker 1: you sucks. Yes, I let it run through my mind.
Speaker 1: That is my boyfriend's kid, thank god. But I just
Speaker 1: know if there was even a slight possibility of this,
Speaker 1: he would be freaking out. Yeah he did. That's why
Speaker 1: he's lying, and that's why I won't let you meet her.
Speaker 1: He is freaking out and probably would have left me
Speaker 1: and confessed to me by now. No, no, girl, there's
Speaker 1: a stranger in your house and it's the baby that's
Speaker 1: in a man. I feel like chatted because I sing
Speaker 1: it's so off key that we can't we can't even
Speaker 1: actually consider that the song that I was singing, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Oh you don't know it. I feel like
Speaker 1: maybe it's like Tony Braxon. It's like old school R
Speaker 1: and B stranger in my house. Sorry, we're taking we're
Speaker 1: thinking a second, because Christina is a laptop is about
Speaker 1: trying to come and come in my house and gave
Speaker 1: me batter. Oh it's by tammya Valmont, but she was
Speaker 1: basically trying to be Tony Braxton. So it's by Tony
Speaker 1: brast you know there, You know there's a whole group
Speaker 1: of people who are trying to be like the most
Speaker 1: famous artist at that time and for Tommy and that
Speaker 1: even the names you know. Okay, guys, I let it
Speaker 1: run through my mind. Blah blah blah that he would
Speaker 1: have confessed to me by now, given how sensitive I
Speaker 1: am about the subject. What fucking someone else? My boyfriend
Speaker 1: sat me down and told me he was going to
Speaker 1: be there at the birth. That is such bullshit, girl,
Speaker 1: This literally doesn't make sense. That's his baby, that's why
Speaker 1: he wants to be there for the birth. Of his
Speaker 1: son or daughter. I'm just going there to support my
Speaker 1: office manager as she pumps another child out of her
Speaker 1: Forgina from a foreigner who fled this scene. Trump, you
Speaker 1: fuck yourself. It's not you who wrote us. The man
Speaker 1: who impregnant is somebody else. So my boyfriend set me
Speaker 1: down and told me he was going to be there
Speaker 1: at the birth and just wanted to tell me to
Speaker 1: give me some time to cross with him tomorrow. His
Speaker 1: side of the story, the only side I have. No,
Speaker 1: you have your own, which is a sensible side. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you have ours, which is pretty, which is your
Speaker 1: dumb Yeah. Yeah, you're being a dumb bitch with this one.
Speaker 1: Is that she doesn't have a father in the picture,
Speaker 1: her family is not supportive, and she's doing this all alone.
Speaker 1: Well you know how many women have done that a lot,
Speaker 1: So of course he is going to support her. Uh God,
Speaker 1: this is so if it was do you not know,
Speaker 1: if it was really a foreigner who fled the scene,
Speaker 1: she would have gotten an abortion. Unless she's like hardcore public. Actually,
Speaker 1: she's an irvine. She misses your boyfriend and she's using
Speaker 1: the baby to trap him. Why do I have to
Speaker 1: walk you through everything? Oh? My god, this is why
Speaker 1: we're on fucking email too. I'm three drinks. I don't
Speaker 1: have a coronary. Okay, okay, So the story she doesn't
Speaker 1: have a father in picture, her family is not supportive,
Speaker 1: and she's doing this all the loans. Of course he
Speaker 1: is going to support. In theory, that's fine, noble, even
Speaker 1: now you're using that word that's not accurate loosely. But
Speaker 1: given this history and the secrecy of our relationship. Help
Speaker 1: but feel tremendously hurt because you're in thinks are kicking
Speaker 1: in hurt because I know she is hoping for more
Speaker 1: out of their relationship. Who just randomly says, hey, boss,
Speaker 1: can you come be there for the birth of my baby? Please?
Speaker 1: Can you watch my pussy rip open? Actually that might
Speaker 1: help the reader as well. You must make your boyfriend
Speaker 1: agree to be at the receiving end of the vagina
Speaker 1: during the birth process, and then you won't want to
Speaker 1: hot tip I learned this week from a meme on Instagram,
Speaker 1: which is where you should learn your facts that the
Speaker 1: only reason women give childbirth on their backs is because
Speaker 1: it provides a better angle for the person, usually the man,
Speaker 1: to watch. But usually you should be in a birth
Speaker 1: thing chair because it's not the most comfortable or safest
Speaker 1: position to have a baby in. But we just kind
Speaker 1: of I am not kidding you, Christina, I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna request you know what, I honestly feel like
Speaker 1: I should get pregnant just to request the birthing chair. Hello,
Speaker 1: can I request the birthing chair? I'd like to call
Speaker 1: ahead for a birthing chair. Is why, because that's one
Speaker 1: of the reasons why birth takes so much longer and
Speaker 1: women get dosed with potoson more often than not, because
Speaker 1: you're not supposed to give birth laying down. He dumb bitch,
Speaker 1: it's gravity. Well you're not, dumb, bitch, because the doctors
Speaker 1: you would think wouldn't know what's better. You should hole,
Speaker 1: you should be pushing on. This episode brought to you
Speaker 1: by Squatty Buddy. They fired us because we stood up
Speaker 1: for Kathy Griffin. I think right, you made we made
Speaker 1: fun of them. We made fun of them. Sorry, and
Speaker 1: then they fired Kathy Griffin because we are Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: remember when Kathy Griffin had a mask of Donald Trump's
Speaker 1: bloody fucking head and everyone freaked out about that. Babies,
Speaker 1: little babies, Okay, hurt because I know she is hoping
Speaker 1: for more out of the relationship, and hurt because I
Speaker 1: can't help but think that him witnessing the birth of
Speaker 1: a human being with another woman and X would somehow
Speaker 1: diminish our own experience if we were to have a
Speaker 1: child together in the future, which she was his kid,
Speaker 1: which you really shot. We cannot do not get pregnant
Speaker 1: by this cheating motherfucker. That is some powerful ship. You
Speaker 1: know what's the most powerful thing that how dumb you are,
Speaker 1: it's really blowing my Honestly, girl, it is so obvious
Speaker 1: that that's his baby. I cannot are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1: And I got to say, well, all this poorly written
Speaker 1: script by a first time mystery writer, I'm so angry
Speaker 1: right now. And every jan Landsberry when she was I'm angry.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend will say, I'm just doing a favor for
Speaker 1: a friend. It's not my d d n A. It
Speaker 1: doesn't mean anything. Oh my god, that's not a favorite.
Speaker 1: Witnessing the birth of a child is not a favor,
Speaker 1: and he means it's his. Be the fact that he's
Speaker 1: literally set out loud to you it's not my d
Speaker 1: n A. Even though you didn't ask that out loud?
Speaker 1: Is just I mean, hits him admitting it. It's so crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like when O J wrote the book If I
Speaker 1: did it for he definitely killed. Oh my god, it's
Speaker 1: not my DNA. It doesn't mean anything close to the
Speaker 1: situation if it were my kid. I did a medical
Speaker 1: residency in the maternity ward. I've seen so many babies
Speaker 1: be born, etcetera. How many of those were his? What
Speaker 1: does he do for a living? Come come bandit? Wait? Wait,
Speaker 1: that's going to be the title something about it? Come
Speaker 1: come bandit? Wait? So wait like wait, wait home alone?
Speaker 1: What do they call? They call him the wet band bandon?
Speaker 1: This guy's don't call. He leaves the falcett on on
Speaker 1: his dick and he puts it in all the women
Speaker 1: to have babies. Oh my god, this is wild, dude.
Speaker 1: This is one of you know what Emily due. Emily
Speaker 1: did a great job. Emily did a great job. We
Speaker 1: asked her to find the scariest emails in our Me
Speaker 1: Tell You, and she did it. I'd rather relive my
Speaker 1: mom showing up up my house on announced, then this
Speaker 1: happening to another birth. I'd rather date James again. I
Speaker 1: would not rather date Stephen. You're on your own, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm good. Oh god, So where do we stand now
Speaker 1: is I've told them to invite her over for dinner
Speaker 1: for a month and poison and he's delayed and delayed
Speaker 1: because it's his baby. I finally said, I think we
Speaker 1: should take some time apart while you just said thank you,
Speaker 1: while you decide when you're ready for me to meet her. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's because it's just really damaging my mental health and
Speaker 1: frankly making me really sad thinking about the situation the
Speaker 1: longer it goes. Yeah, because he's it's his baby and
Speaker 1: she's sucking her. I like that. She's like trying to
Speaker 1: make friendship racelests with this bitch. And meanwhile, it's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, it's a tactic I would have done
Speaker 1: with because I have cat for your new nephew girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I think get some more for two year
Speaker 1: old junor that's what they called. I think it's a
Speaker 1: more than reasonable request. I'm not asking him to fire her.
Speaker 1: You should or not attend the birth. You should also
Speaker 1: do that. I just wanted, don't attend the birth of
Speaker 1: your baby that you're fucking of the woman, you're I
Speaker 1: just want to fucking cook dinner for her girls, to
Speaker 1: get to know that woman my boyfriend will be there
Speaker 1: for on the most important day of her life. Gir
Speaker 1: I'll read that sentence in the mirror. Are you kidding me? God,
Speaker 1: you kidding me. I would love to get your opinion
Speaker 1: on it. I know we've been real quiet throughout this
Speaker 1: telling me all so it's gonna be hard to interpret
Speaker 1: our feelings. Thank you for taking the time to read this.
Speaker 1: This took years off my life, you know what. So
Speaker 1: you're welcome and for all you do to empower baddest
Speaker 1: women everywhere, not you, it's honestly not working. It's not working.
Speaker 1: Fucking her and that's his baby. I mean, I don't, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. That's wild, dude. I ain't even that naive,
Speaker 1: although I've been that naive. How old she's she's one eight, okay,
Speaker 1: and it's still dumb, still dumb. Twenty eight is getting
Speaker 1: into unacceptable dumb bitch after after I want to see
Speaker 1: some rapid growth towards not being a dumb bitch anymore. Everybody,
Speaker 1: we would like that. Oh my god, girl, that is
Speaker 1: his baby. It is so obvious there is no way
Speaker 1: in fucking hell a man doesn't even want to be
Speaker 1: their first fucking wife's kid for his kid. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying, You're gonna need to get a
Speaker 1: fucking DNS DNA E tays. I don't care if it's
Speaker 1: you're test. Turns out my boyfriend was his system. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna need this in the stunning. Even if you
Speaker 1: use wisdom panel and you go Chihuahua human, whatever it is,
Speaker 1: you're gonna need a fucking you're to be born out
Speaker 1: of wood lock a lock of that baby's hair and
Speaker 1: some and some bloody. So actually on the last day, okay, honey,
Speaker 1: if you're there for the birth, I'm going to be
Speaker 1: there for the birth because I would like to also
Speaker 1: participate in this glorious moment and the second that baby
Speaker 1: comes out, just to have your scissors out and just
Speaker 1: take a lock of its hair. I'm sure I'm sure
Speaker 1: something's gonna happen with COVID when it can't be there.
Speaker 1: And also in times of COVID, what is that the husband?
Speaker 1: This email could be from another time because we did
Speaker 1: have her go through everything, but this is fucking wild.
Speaker 1: This is why wild. This is We've got a lot
Speaker 1: of the most wild emails we've ever read. Exactly. It's like,
Speaker 1: that's his baby. The only other one I can think
Speaker 1: of that there was this obvious what was happening. Was
Speaker 1: was the one where her boyfriend was definitely a homosexual.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and my best friend who they didn't want
Speaker 1: to say. That one cracked him up. Oh yeah, he
Speaker 1: was like, l O fucking l um. Yeah, girlfriend, your
Speaker 1: your boyfriend, your man friend, you're you're cheating friend who
Speaker 1: will hopefully be your ex very separate life where he
Speaker 1: fox and I'm sure he fox other women besides this
Speaker 1: other mine is a long ways away from California. We've
Speaker 1: traveled it, and I've had to be on the side
Speaker 1: of the road side of the highway because it was
Speaker 1: such a long distance because of traffic. He's getting his
Speaker 1: dick wet innervine. He's the father of his ex is
Speaker 1: baby is also his off as manager, who's also a
Speaker 1: person's sucking and you're getting had, So you need to
Speaker 1: number one, go get some STI tests. Yeah, and also
Speaker 1: hit the road, girl friend, hit the road, Jacklin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and also like just knowing that this is happening in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles is so like, this is such a Los
Speaker 1: Angeles fucking dating story. It's no, it's a I moved
Speaker 1: to l A to be in the big city and
Speaker 1: then my boyfriend was like, I'm I'm gonna go be
Speaker 1: the president of my ex's birth. Then I was like,
Speaker 1: m that's weird. But you're the new home in town,
Speaker 1: and I love the self confidence that you think that
Speaker 1: a doctor is just gonna want to settle out down
Speaker 1: with an aspiring twenty eight year old actress new to
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. But girlfriend life doesn't work that way. Friend,
Speaker 1: if you're eight, you might as well. You might sign
Speaker 1: up for medicaid. Your pussy's gonna fall on the floor
Speaker 1: any minute now. You're done. Your butthole just got booted out,
Speaker 1: and you just got booted out of the Playboy mansion.
Speaker 1: You're too old to be fuckable. Hugh Hefner came back
Speaker 1: from the dead and said, no thanks, Yeah he did that.
Speaker 1: Justice say that to you? Oh God, welcome to hard facts. Alright,
Speaker 1: email subject number three. This is nice and short. Is
Speaker 1: he bored? Questions? All right? You were there? Is he
Speaker 1: board question? I'm too scared to fucking ask. My hobby
Speaker 1: came home one night with a penis pump. He's thirty
Speaker 1: nine and I'm twenty six. He doesn't need it medically,
Speaker 1: I mean, nobody does. I'm not really grossed out by it,
Speaker 1: but I'm lost and concerned. Why does he need one?
Speaker 1: Does this mean he's bored of me? Can't get it up?
Speaker 1: I feel like he's just dropping subtle hints that he is,
Speaker 1: oh wait, that he's bored of you. And this is
Speaker 1: a major one. Sincerely pressured by a penis pump. God,
Speaker 1: women just take everything as if they're failures. Hold on.
Speaker 1: A penis pump just makes something visually bigger. It doesn't
Speaker 1: actually like I thought. It just makes you. I'm looking.
Speaker 1: I'm going on Pornhub looking at penis pump because I
Speaker 1: don't know. I it just put kind of like it's
Speaker 1: kind of like that cinnamon lips lipstick that you put
Speaker 1: on your lips. Like it's not actually like your hard.
Speaker 1: He's jerking off, it's just pumping your penut. He already
Speaker 1: did it, he kerked off. No, he put the penis
Speaker 1: pump on top of that plastic thing. Was the penis pump? Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that was a thumbnail. He already came. And then
Speaker 1: he's putting the penis pump on to get it hard
Speaker 1: again or something. Maybe it gets it hard after you came.
Speaker 1: His fingers are covered in penis pump. It is just
Speaker 1: like it's just like a fun toy for dude. Girl
Speaker 1: doesn't we're doings during bed, during sex, and that's because
Speaker 1: you know, men can't find the clari is. So uh,
Speaker 1: it might not have anything to do with you that
Speaker 1: your twenty six, you're just you're just not ready to
Speaker 1: get married to an old fucking far I don't think
Speaker 1: she wants to get married to him. Oh my, oh
Speaker 1: my hubby already married. That sucks. And also I will say, like,
Speaker 1: especially after thirty five, guys will start having a little
Speaker 1: bit more problems getting up. Not all of them, not
Speaker 1: all of them. There are some that can get them up,
Speaker 1: but will all right, well a lot of them will have.
Speaker 1: And don't take that personally and also don't be mean
Speaker 1: to them about it. Um, but a pis pump is
Speaker 1: not what you use unless you're dumb, dumb mail bitch
Speaker 1: to get your to get your wait is that what
Speaker 1: I thought? Wait? What I mean? Like you like you
Speaker 1: want want to use something real, like like viagraphs, something
Speaker 1: tried and true on the market. A penis pumps are
Speaker 1: like using a penis and help a man get and
Speaker 1: maintain an erection. The device achieves this by creating a
Speaker 1: vacuum around the penis, which encourages blood flow to uh
Speaker 1: onto it. Once erect, a man can place a constriction
Speaker 1: ring over the base of their penis. This helps a
Speaker 1: bodd Okay, I guess it is. I've read up about
Speaker 1: penis pumps. Is kind of like there are these. It's
Speaker 1: like a man's version of like hair gummy bears. Like
Speaker 1: maybe it's still a little something, but this is not
Speaker 1: really what you want, Like, if you truly have concerns,
Speaker 1: you want to go on a real medication. Viagraph I
Speaker 1: ever has been on the market long enough. The Blue Show,
Speaker 1: you know something like that. Uh so it's a toy.
Speaker 1: And also like you women use sex toys and it's okay.
Speaker 1: And when the man gets insecure about a woman, he's
Speaker 1: in a sex toy. You know what I say, go
Speaker 1: funk yourself. You know what I said to you? Get
Speaker 1: over it? Yeah, And I mean he's not board, he's
Speaker 1: thirty nine. It's not the bordness. He probably is also
Speaker 1: like insecure about the fact that he's dating year old.
Speaker 1: Doesn't really get it up anymore because I know that's
Speaker 1: like a really sensitive area for men. And the penis
Speaker 1: is more mental than I originally gave a credit for. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's okay. Yeah, Va gint is very mental. If
Speaker 1: you're me, he's very mental. Everything is not about you, bitch,
Speaker 1: all right, I gotta pee again? Okay when we pause it,
Speaker 1: I mean, um, oh, here's another classic. Uh alright. This
Speaker 1: email says I think my husband is gay, but it's
Speaker 1: okay with it. Maybe. Oh that's weird. I'm looking at
Speaker 1: a photo confirmed Yep, you actually might be a LESBI him. Um,
Speaker 1: definitely gay though either way. Here to Christina. I've been
Speaker 1: a huge fan of the podcast for years and love
Speaker 1: everything you'll do. I have an issue that I could
Speaker 1: use your advice on. I'm a twenty five year old
Speaker 1: female and I have been married to my number one
Speaker 1: for a little over a year, who we married at
Speaker 1: twenty four, but together for about five years. Eke. I
Speaker 1: can hear Karen saying, break up already, break up. That's
Speaker 1: from Christina. He is a great guy in every way.
Speaker 1: He's gay. He's a good feminist gay, a liberal gay.
Speaker 1: Love him. The gay in Alabama, which is rare. He
Speaker 1: has hell love the gays in Alabama, caring gay, gay,
Speaker 1: loving gay gay God. I wish I was a gay
Speaker 1: man and decent at fucking gay. I just hear, I
Speaker 1: just hear fucking Kevin MENI going gay gay gay gay
Speaker 1: yea Kevini. But I found grinder on his phone? Kay, okay, girlfriend,
Speaker 1: I can't even I can't even you inky game emails, grinder?
Speaker 1: He gay? Why is he going on beyond this? Wired
Speaker 1: are more words that I'm saying gay by seeing a
Speaker 1: picture of him and then he a grinder on his phone.
Speaker 1: Just I mean, it's his responsibility to be like, I'm gay?
Speaker 1: Yes a few months? Oh god, I'll go. I thought
Speaker 1: I saw the grinder symbol on his phone, but it
Speaker 1: was so quick that I wasn't sure. Yeah, so why
Speaker 1: do you know? I don't even I'm I'm I'm almost
Speaker 1: a gay man. I don't even know what the grinder
Speaker 1: symbol looks. I didn't want to think about it, so
Speaker 1: I just ignored it and told myself it was just
Speaker 1: something that looked similar. Yeah, well that's what happens with
Speaker 1: my husband's game. Penis in a mouth. Okay, but today.
Speaker 1: He tossed me his phone so I could pick something
Speaker 1: to order. He wanted you to know he's gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And on the last page of his food order folder
Speaker 1: was the app Yeah he gay and I can't say
Speaker 1: it because I'm religious. Ordering hot dogs and cucumbers for
Speaker 1: dinner tonight. They don't go to together, but I'm gay.
Speaker 1: There was no denying it this time. I quickly went
Speaker 1: back and just ordered my food without mentioning it, because
Speaker 1: I just don't know what this means. I haven't always
Speaker 1: wish that I had more time being single, well and
Speaker 1: had more experienced before I met him. Well only I
Speaker 1: only had sex about four times with two people about
Speaker 1: four hair who are gay hopefully right. I've also been
Speaker 1: thinking more recently thinks the podcasts and lesbian YouTubers that
Speaker 1: I may at the very least be bookay. This is
Speaker 1: a real Will Smith. I think it Smith situation is
Speaker 1: you both gay? Wait, they're not both gay? Uh? There's
Speaker 1: been rumors that there would that be again all allegedly
Speaker 1: Chad allegedly you hear that chick. Let's not started talk
Speaker 1: us for that one? So gay? So on one hand,
Speaker 1: I would love to be able to open our marriage
Speaker 1: up and be gay, and at least this is beyond
Speaker 1: both gay. But on the other hand, I don't want
Speaker 1: to lose him. Why lose what your gay friend? You
Speaker 1: be gay friends fran Drescher's husband was gay and other
Speaker 1: best friends. You'll be great, You'll be better friends when
Speaker 1: you allow. You should have a kid together, because you should.
Speaker 1: I would always wanted a kid with a gay guy,
Speaker 1: because I'm like, we would both be great parents because
Speaker 1: we'll never get a romantic fights and those are the
Speaker 1: worst ones that scary kids. Good point. I think we
Speaker 1: make a perfect team together, and that's great because gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: friendships you mean, Christina, don't fuck? Yeah, we're friends and
Speaker 1: I would love to eventually make a family together. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't think that's a bad idea. How can I
Speaker 1: bring uh any of this up without it feeling like
Speaker 1: I'm attacking him about his sexuality. Well, he married a
Speaker 1: man under the idea that he wasn't gay, right, and
Speaker 1: so he broke a vow. It's okay because if you're
Speaker 1: in the South. When she says Alabama, yeah, so I
Speaker 1: cannot imagine how hard it must be to come out
Speaker 1: as gay in Alabama. Being said, he didn't need to
Speaker 1: you would yea, he didn't get into kerfuffle. We hate
Speaker 1: the mom. I don't care if you get straight whatever,
Speaker 1: you all suck. I honestly don't care if he fox
Speaker 1: other people. I just want to be honest about everything.
Speaker 1: Be your gay selves. Yeah, I want to suck other
Speaker 1: people too. Or am I just crazy for still wanting
Speaker 1: to be with him? No, he's just gay and you
Speaker 1: want to have a kid with him? When I get that,
Speaker 1: is he really just gay and married me because of
Speaker 1: what family and friends might think? I would really just
Speaker 1: love your thoughts on everything. Thanks a loyal fucker, Megan. Okay,
Speaker 1: you guys are best friends, she said, we could say.
Speaker 1: She said that you guys are friends, and he's a
Speaker 1: wonderful person, and you look and the reason I know
Speaker 1: he's gay is because in both these pictures you look
Speaker 1: like you're having a great time in your marriage. You
Speaker 1: genuinely look so happy that gay No straight man has
Speaker 1: that good of a time in a marriage. You guys
Speaker 1: are smiling, ear to ear, joining each other's company because
Speaker 1: you both don't want to say, honestly, you should have
Speaker 1: a kid together a h and you kind of look
Speaker 1: like you look like you could be brother and sister
Speaker 1: and both be gay, or if you're buy or if
Speaker 1: you wanted to explore, if you're bi curious, that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Tell him to be gay and you can be whatever
Speaker 1: you want to be, and you can both have a
Speaker 1: kid together because you have this beautiful bond. Honest to god,
Speaker 1: I think that's a really good idea. And then there's
Speaker 1: no hard feelings. He's like, he's gay, right, that's okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you might be by and he's you just you know,
Speaker 1: just you know, use the hetero heterosexual woman part of
Speaker 1: your bisexuality. And you say, you fucking married me, you bitch.
Speaker 1: So it's like, if you're not gonna fun me're gonna
Speaker 1: make a baby with me? Really hold it over? No,
Speaker 1: but for real, like you guys, can you guys look
Speaker 1: really happy. You can be friends, you can live near
Speaker 1: one another, you can even be roommates. But you do
Speaker 1: not You don't be married. You should not be in
Speaker 1: a romantic relationship because there's no romance if you're not.
Speaker 1: If he's gay, right, and you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: if he might be bisexual, for sure, he might be. However,
Speaker 1: I think he's gay, right, And if he's like, listen,
Speaker 1: if he is, yeah, because you know, if you're both
Speaker 1: by if you have an open marriage, Um, that's obviously
Speaker 1: a possibility. I don't think that's really the best and
Speaker 1: I think that's just more time of kidding yourself both
Speaker 1: gay and have a kid together. But right, like, if
Speaker 1: he's you know, if he's danger socially or physically, certainly,
Speaker 1: and you want to stand by his side, and this
Speaker 1: I can understand that you want to throw him to
Speaker 1: the wolves, even though even though I do stand by
Speaker 1: the fact that I'm sure he knew he was attracted
Speaker 1: to men and it was unfair for him to enter
Speaker 1: this union. Yes, so just well cut you into that union.
Speaker 1: And then you saw that grinder app and you're like, wait,
Speaker 1: are you gay? And he's like, so, just because someone
Speaker 1: is kind of more of a minority as far as
Speaker 1: like being part of the algae beats central, then you
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean that they didn't they didn't lean on
Speaker 1: you and manipulate you a little bit. This is still
Speaker 1: not okay. And like, I mean, we do talk about
Speaker 1: that with Kevin Meni in the episode, So this is
Speaker 1: not like this is not holding a man's hands as
Speaker 1: he figures out life and you throw away your it's
Speaker 1: his jop. Please give him because I think sometimes we
Speaker 1: give gay men a more like a little more passes
Speaker 1: and hey, and this is still fucked. I may tell
Speaker 1: you something, girl, he had to wherewithal to download Grinder
Speaker 1: onto his phone. He can navigate his own fucking life. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: because because he doesn't need he didn't need your hand
Speaker 1: holding to download Grinder? Did he right? And we certainly
Speaker 1: obviously certainly have sympathy for people living wanting to openly
Speaker 1: gay life in Alabama. I can't imagine what I like
Speaker 1: that being said. You can be single. You don't need
Speaker 1: to drag a woman another another woman, an innocent bystander
Speaker 1: into this situation. Absolutely, Okay, okay, because he gay. But however,
Speaker 1: because you can usually find someone who you can openly
Speaker 1: tell them the truth and they will with you. Lots
Speaker 1: of people will do that. Liken't get married that if
Speaker 1: you're a gay man and you don't want to have
Speaker 1: a baby with me, give me like four years, but
Speaker 1: like start friending me up, because honestly, I want to
Speaker 1: have a baby one day and not but not into
Speaker 1: like a couple of years. And I kind of I
Speaker 1: that was my idea since high school and my mom.
Speaker 1: Everybody thought I was crazy, but I think I'm very
Speaker 1: smart actually to have a baby with a gay man,
Speaker 1: because then we're never going to fight. I mean, we'll
Speaker 1: fight about other things, but like when it's a romantic fight,
Speaker 1: it gets so heated. It you funk up your kids
Speaker 1: so easily. So I actually think if he is gay,
Speaker 1: which he is, you guys should just be like, yo,
Speaker 1: you gay. I don't care. It's I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: it's okay that you're mad about that, because, like Karin said,
Speaker 1: he did drag you into his own lie. But let
Speaker 1: bygones be bygones. Let's not a kid. If if you
Speaker 1: do want to did she say she wanted a kid?
Speaker 1: I think she does. And you guys do look so
Speaker 1: happy together, like genuinely have a great friendship. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's a beautiful thing. So have a gay have a kid.
Speaker 1: A gay kid is a straight kid. Whatever kid, whatever
Speaker 1: comes out comes out. Yeah, there you go. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: getting the short emails. This is great, all right. The
Speaker 1: next subject line is scary questions. Has True crime brainwashed me?
Speaker 1: Christina and Karin, like many white women hate this already
Speaker 1: overly enjoyed true crime true crime shows, but over and
Speaker 1: over again, it's the same story, a woman getting killed
Speaker 1: by her male partner who she blissfully believed was perfect.
Speaker 1: They usually have a heads up, Yeah, there's some flags.
Speaker 1: As a mostly straight woman myself, I can't help but
Speaker 1: wonder that's a lot of Carrie Bradshaw on this episode.
Speaker 1: If any of my past partners are secretly capable of
Speaker 1: cold blooded murder, they are. What if I am the
Speaker 1: one that's the best in bed definitely when you can't
Speaker 1: yeh knife. What if I'm as much of a dumb
Speaker 1: bitch as all the women in the true crime shows
Speaker 1: who don't realize they're dating a straight up psychopath who
Speaker 1: has managed to convince the world there are a normal person. Statistically,
Speaker 1: I realized this is an unlikely scenario and there is
Speaker 1: a lot of red flags. Though probably recognize and go, hey,
Speaker 1: oh hey, I'm dating a future murder or maybe I
Speaker 1: should mount are we talking about serial color? We're talking
Speaker 1: about someone who's going to kill you, because it's the
Speaker 1: bestic violence. Because if we're talking about the second one,
Speaker 1: statistically you have a good chance that scary I mean,
Speaker 1: happy Halloween every day's Halloween. If you're a woman. Well, oh,
Speaker 1: I just realized that Domestic Violence Awareness Month and Halloween
Speaker 1: are both in Octobers. Is it normal to process the
Speaker 1: possibility that every person you meet, especially the people you fuck,
Speaker 1: maybe a future true crime special? Are we just like
Speaker 1: one miss sign away from being victims? Featured on a
Speaker 1: murder podcast to clarify and be absolutely crystal clear, I
Speaker 1: feel totally safe and at no risk of being murdered presently,
Speaker 1: are you? What all? That's what Sharon Tates said? Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what Shared Tate said. I but I always wonder
Speaker 1: if I'm alone and thinking about this. Honestly, I've never
Speaker 1: thought that until we were, um uh, hanging out in
Speaker 1: Denver and we're I don't know, I don't want to
Speaker 1: say if this isn't. I don't know if he's out
Speaker 1: of that yet, but yeah, yeah, um, but did you
Speaker 1: think it was a guy we met? Uh? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you thought about possibly being murdered? Did you? And I
Speaker 1: was aroused? Did you? Did you lock that your door
Speaker 1: that night? I wanted it? Yeah, Sonny. I've never thought
Speaker 1: a guy that I was fucking was going to murder me.
Speaker 1: But I always casually think of men I see on
Speaker 1: the streets are about to murder me and rape me.
Speaker 1: See I only casually thought life of a Woman that possibly,
Speaker 1: uh one of my exes would murder me when both
Speaker 1: my mom and my therapist brought it up, which one,
Speaker 1: Oh that's what I thought. They both independently and without
Speaker 1: me saying anything about it. Take that back. I was
Speaker 1: present at my apartment when an ex boyfriend and my
Speaker 1: friend was also present. We both thought he was about
Speaker 1: to stab me with a knife. Oh yeah, he was active,
Speaker 1: real erratic, like a whole knife, which in retrospect, they
Speaker 1: don't go together. Why was he gonna play something? You
Speaker 1: know what I get? You know? Can I tell you
Speaker 1: something that's spooky? Certainly time I'm reading my diary and
Speaker 1: I was looking through my diary because I was recording
Speaker 1: an episode my solo podcast, The Poison in Our Heads,
Speaker 1: and I was trying to find an L O L
Speaker 1: diary entry, and then I found an entry about when
Speaker 1: I was in college, and I said, and I quote,
Speaker 1: my boyfriend touches me when I say no, and he
Speaker 1: does things to me that I don't want to do it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, was I fucking rape and not? No? Like
Speaker 1: God damn it, I wrote it. I gotta show to
Speaker 1: you after we start recording, because I honestly, we didn't
Speaker 1: a trauma candy land for you. That's what I would like.
Speaker 1: I would just slide to I win and I have kids,
Speaker 1: that I'm married and I'm in love. Shoots and ladders,
Speaker 1: but they're all shoots. Every every time trauma knife, I
Speaker 1: sent one. Anytime trauma happens, you just have to slide
Speaker 1: down the shoot. Honestly, I think I'm gonna I mean,
Speaker 1: I gotta show this diary that alarmed me, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm not gonna lie. I wouldn't lie in
Speaker 1: my diary except where I said my parents are the best.
Speaker 1: That's not a legal chat. It's an opinion. That's so
Speaker 1: funny because like, there are times, especially when you're like
Speaker 1: a young person who thinks they're gonna be sorry, knows
Speaker 1: they're gonna be famous, that you like rats, you'll write
Speaker 1: performative stuff in your diary because we spend too much
Speaker 1: time studying Anne Frank and we think they're all going
Speaker 1: to be published. She masturbated so much. Is she made
Speaker 1: me feel less guilty of my masterbains so much? Oh god,
Speaker 1: oh my lore. Okay, did I read this? Okay? Um, okay,
Speaker 1: are you the only one who thinks that you're gonna
Speaker 1: get murdered? I think about I think about death every day,
Speaker 1: which I heard was not normal. You have a coffin
Speaker 1: in your house, Yeah right, you know it's made out
Speaker 1: of little barnwood. And I did that as the coffin
Speaker 1: gets made out of when you're in the right exactly,
Speaker 1: and I get you know, I did ask for that
Speaker 1: i'd be delivered in wrapping, and um, you know, everyone
Speaker 1: at my old apartment in Harlem did say, is that
Speaker 1: a coffin? And I said, no, it's an oddly sheeped
Speaker 1: coffee table. I'm white, just this is something we do.
Speaker 1: You just was often and they were like, bitch, you're weird.
Speaker 1: You know, this is just something weird. You don't know
Speaker 1: about white people we like qua quin. Yeah, I was
Speaker 1: being real weird. U. I uh. I always as a
Speaker 1: I'm a woman, so I always casually think of thembounds
Speaker 1: to get murdered at any minute when I'm outside, when
Speaker 1: I'm in a new environment. But it doesn't bother me.
Speaker 1: I'm just like maybe also like there's no one specific
Speaker 1: in question here, so it seems like you're just like
Speaker 1: a little obsessed with your I know, I think you're
Speaker 1: a little bored. Need hobby. Someone needs to take up
Speaker 1: mit knitting over, Uh, sign up for a masterclass. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a subscription. I mean. And also I think there's
Speaker 1: a very few times when there's not going to be
Speaker 1: a sign that someone is getting into like if we're
Speaker 1: talking about it seriously into abusive behavior, talk about sometimes manipulation, gaslighting,
Speaker 1: but emotional abuse. Sometimes they make out with front of
Speaker 1: you and you're like, nah, they like me, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Um yeah, I don't even know what to respond to that. Um,
Speaker 1: it's all fake news guys. Um. Yeah, So I don't
Speaker 1: think it should be something that's like taking up your time.
Speaker 1: But I mean, when we talk about this a lot
Speaker 1: as far as like you know, first States, you're going
Speaker 1: home with someone, like don't let them know where you live,
Speaker 1: like the like you know, two, she's got to play
Speaker 1: defense and it's an unfortunate situation, but like whatever, that's
Speaker 1: the world we're in. I wanted to be better too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you have to also, you know, you want
Speaker 1: to be are alive and these are the questions you
Speaker 1: need to ask yourself, we either get empowered or alive.
Speaker 1: You can't have both, bitch. Every single time someone says
Speaker 1: you want to be empowered alive, I say alive every
Speaker 1: single time. But you already feel empowered because you're confident.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can have both, bitch, But I mean
Speaker 1: part of the reason that I don't have one night
Speaker 1: stands is because I don't. I don't I don't feel safe,
Speaker 1: and like I remember the amount of times I should
Speaker 1: have been murdered and I wasn't as honestly impressive, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, letting people into early romanticizing, um like love
Speaker 1: bombing or getting to know people too fast and like
Speaker 1: obsessive this this is all. These are all red flags.
Speaker 1: And also like if some yeah, and like keep in
Speaker 1: mind the government you know, isn't really, unfortunately going to
Speaker 1: help you and matters like this until something bad happens,
Speaker 1: in which case you got to get murdered for them
Speaker 1: to give a ship. Yeah, I know so, and like
Speaker 1: things like restraining orders, like make sure if you need
Speaker 1: to get a restraining ord against someone like that doesn't expire,
Speaker 1: but I can. I'm in my head right now listing
Speaker 1: multiple people who I have one degree of separation from
Speaker 1: who have been murdered by an export there's something in that. Sorry,
Speaker 1: by don't matter if there was this by by someone
Speaker 1: um with unwor quited. You know who who the biggest
Speaker 1: The biggest enemy to a woman is a man? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I had a tweet up I think two
Speaker 1: years ago that it was that it's like, what was about, like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, statistically, I want to find my this year,
Speaker 1: I'm either gonna like get married or get murdered, and
Speaker 1: statistically like the second ones more more plausible something like that.
Speaker 1: It was it was worded better than that, but but
Speaker 1: but truly that is the thing. And like, I know
Speaker 1: it's not fun to think about, and I know it's scary,
Speaker 1: and I and I'm also let go. Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 1: also someone who definitely has a Serial Killers coffee table book,
Speaker 1: and I am interested in those things. I'm interested in
Speaker 1: those things because I like to find out their fucking
Speaker 1: methodology and then beat them to the goddamn punch and
Speaker 1: kill them first before they kill you. Exactly. Okay, I
Speaker 1: like the way you think that's a woman about town, y'all.
Speaker 1: But just know, like a lot of times because women's
Speaker 1: Achilles heals so many times. Is our emotions, that's how
Speaker 1: men are going to sit through. So like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't think you need to be thinking about this all
Speaker 1: the time. But just like general, safety should always be
Speaker 1: in play. You shouldn't be letting people know where you live.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be getting giving people keys until they've really
Speaker 1: proven themselves. Like we sometimes we give trust to men
Speaker 1: to easily to everyone. Everyone this men and friends ever,
Speaker 1: everyone in your life needs to earn your trust. That
Speaker 1: is con give everybody, need to earn your the stories
Speaker 1: of your life, and need to earn parts of you.
Speaker 1: You can give everyone everyone knew, you can give them
Speaker 1: maybe a small morsel of trust, not just not to
Speaker 1: be like an untrusting human being, but that big part
Speaker 1: of you, that big core of who you are and
Speaker 1: the things that make you tick. And don't give that
Speaker 1: to a murderer. I don't get that to a murderer.
Speaker 1: Or shoes bloody. Does he take a shower right when
Speaker 1: he comes over? Then he's religious and that's worse. Do
Speaker 1: you have two cell phones? Oh you might be murder Amanda.
Speaker 1: That's his baby, that's Amanda's baby, Mariend's baby. Oh god, Amanda,
Speaker 1: not a let don't note my sister in law tried
Speaker 1: to fuck me. Tell me more, Hi, ladies, A long
Speaker 1: time fuer first time writing in not a good sign. No,
Speaker 1: I've got a bit of a sticky situation. Indeed, it
Speaker 1: really used to advise. I love the first time writers
Speaker 1: because it's always like I've been listening so long and
Speaker 1: I never thought this happened. Something so funked up happened
Speaker 1: that I can only tell you and honest, like, guys,
Speaker 1: I'm honored now. My life has spiraled so far out
Speaker 1: of control that you're the only two idiots who can
Speaker 1: help me. Happy to my two sister laws. We will
Speaker 1: call them Abby and Chelsea. I love that um came
Speaker 1: over for Halloween, a gal's night. Possibly possibly useful backstory.
Speaker 1: They are married to my husband's brothers. We have been
Speaker 1: really close friends since we all met. Chelsea is going
Speaker 1: through a really shitty marriage and just a tough time
Speaker 1: on life. We were drinking, Abby and I had only
Speaker 1: had about three drinks and two shots on the floor.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm in my thirties, I be in the er. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Chelsea is drinking everything in sight. Yeah, you don't usually
Speaker 1: take shots is drinking everything in sight very quickly and
Speaker 1: gets absolutely plastered. She first pulled her pants down and
Speaker 1: tried to pee in my kitchen. That's hilarious, good time.
Speaker 1: Then when we redirected the bathroom, she came out pants
Speaker 1: pulled down and Abby had to help her pull them up. Oh,
Speaker 1: I love Chelsea. Happens. Uh they're so they are hearts
Speaker 1: get up. Then Abby was like, we should smoke and
Speaker 1: Chelsea goes, and Chelsea goes, or we could just fuck
Speaker 1: each Other's not Karen making it up. That's what the emails. Literally,
Speaker 1: chelseie you crazy. I laughed because I didn't think she
Speaker 1: was serious. Chelsea starts playing with my dog then acting
Speaker 1: like a dog. What puppy play? She comes over to
Speaker 1: Abbey and begins biting kissing her knees. Then she stopped
Speaker 1: and continues she's that dog level, and she continues following
Speaker 1: my dog around. Abby goes, that's the worst fay to
Speaker 1: find out someone was abuse when they start barking, because
Speaker 1: over to the window to smoke, and Chelsea melely comes
Speaker 1: over to me and does the same thing biting, kissing
Speaker 1: that she did to Abby. But then she fucking straddles
Speaker 1: me she starts kissing my neck and it's hardcore grinding.
Speaker 1: That's a eagle. I was absolutely frozen. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: I just sat there and put um face down on
Speaker 1: the couch, like you medite. I look over at Abby
Speaker 1: and mouth to what the funk do I do question?
Speaker 1: We both just uncomfortably stared at each other for what
Speaker 1: seems like forever, until Abby saves me by saying, Chelsea,
Speaker 1: do you want to hit this blunt? Oh? That Abbey girl,
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the best name for Chelsea
Speaker 1: right now, and then got and that got her off me.
Speaker 1: She then passed out on my couch and didn't wake
Speaker 1: up till the next morning. When she woke up, she
Speaker 1: was like, I don't even remember falling asleep. Did I
Speaker 1: do anything or say anything bad? That kind of reminds
Speaker 1: me of that guy that's like, I'm gonna be there
Speaker 1: Ramanda's birth of the baby. It's from an her and
Speaker 1: in the shirless voice, I replied, Oh. At the time,
Speaker 1: I didn't feel as icky about it because I was
Speaker 1: telling myself, Oh, she just doesn't get a lot of
Speaker 1: love for her husband. She's going through a cub and
Speaker 1: gay too. She's really really drunk. I shouldn't feel bad
Speaker 1: about this. Uh. Tonight we went to a family event
Speaker 1: and she was there, and I began to just have
Speaker 1: the worst feelings, truthfully, feeling like a victim of sexual assault.
Speaker 1: So what the hell do I do? I really don't
Speaker 1: want to talk to her about it. I would love
Speaker 1: for it just to sort of disappear. But how do
Speaker 1: you become and then we all love for it to
Speaker 1: just fucking disappear? That's not how it works. But how
Speaker 1: do I become okay with it and move on so
Speaker 1: things don't feel awkward when we're all together? Thank you
Speaker 1: so much? In the bank, he and Chelsea, um you
Speaker 1: try to like and why you were a dog and
Speaker 1: you're kissing and biting my knees? What how old were they?
Speaker 1: They don't say. I mean they're in laws, but who knows.
Speaker 1: You know, these emails you could be don't do right?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's interesting because I thought this email was
Speaker 1: going to end with you being concerned about the way
Speaker 1: this person acts on alcohol when you're not around them,
Speaker 1: when someone's safe is not around them. Of course, don't
Speaker 1: want to tell you how to feel about your own
Speaker 1: sexual assault or sexual experience. Uh. That be said there
Speaker 1: was no actual like I mean, I could absolutely see
Speaker 1: her pumping your leg and acting like a dog as
Speaker 1: being wasted, yeah, and being like and being a really
Speaker 1: weird and uncomfortable thing. And that's hey, that's weird and uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Do not get me wrong, girl. And again, I don't
Speaker 1: want to tell you how to feel in your experiences.
Speaker 1: Your experience. Um, it's just odd. It's odd and shocking,
Speaker 1: you know, like she didn't of course she didn't talk
Speaker 1: like she didn't you know, she kissed him bitter knees, right,
Speaker 1: and that's just that's just it is strange and and
Speaker 1: not that it's to me that says, did you endure
Speaker 1: abuse as a kid or something and maybe a boyfriend
Speaker 1: in high school. I don't want to take away anything
Speaker 1: from your experience and I and it certainly something that
Speaker 1: you could talk about with a therapy, mean I do
Speaker 1: this is it's more her, I mean, the demon is
Speaker 1: with Chelsea. Yeah, but I'm in this email, I gotta
Speaker 1: say I am more concerned for for for Chelsea, this
Speaker 1: behavior is erotic and you're right to feel weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like you know, I think she feels weird because
Speaker 1: it's weird because like when someone does something that's like
Speaker 1: violating your body one when it's another woman, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: should I even feel weird about the first of all
Speaker 1: you feel all you feel? Sure? I think you're like,
Speaker 1: I wonder if you are misplacing this placing the feeling,
Speaker 1: and I would feel fucking weird to ship And I
Speaker 1: would never forget what happened if that happened to me.
Speaker 1: But it wouldn't be because I was violated. It would
Speaker 1: be because what the fuck happened to you? That that's
Speaker 1: what you're doing And not not in like a blaming way,
Speaker 1: but like and more in a curiosity way to be
Speaker 1: one and especially because of your relationship, this is someone
Speaker 1: you know, well, this is someone here I'm learder your
Speaker 1: family who has you know, not sexually, but certainly touched
Speaker 1: parts of your body and in your email and you
Speaker 1: couldn't be leaving things out. But like you know, she's
Speaker 1: she's not putting her she's not touching her vagina or
Speaker 1: your breast. Yeah, I mean because because Karen's got her
Speaker 1: titty squeeze. But it didn't bother me and it didn't
Speaker 1: but if it was me, I don't want it and
Speaker 1: that's why I don't want to project, you know, because
Speaker 1: I am right. And it was laid back about to me,
Speaker 1: if a woman pinched my nipple, I'd puncher in the face.
Speaker 1: It bothered me because the reason it bothered that because
Speaker 1: it frustrated me that after years of listening to this
Speaker 1: podcast and the podcast, that he would do something like
Speaker 1: that so haphazardly. It didn't bother me in that it
Speaker 1: didn't like it felt like invasive, but just like it
Speaker 1: felt invasive more just because I had a hangover and
Speaker 1: I had said on stage that I didn't feel good.
Speaker 1: I didn't really so like I don't want people touching
Speaker 1: my tips, but like it didn't traumatize me or make
Speaker 1: me feel I didn't have control over my own body.
Speaker 1: I think I felt actually showed great control by not
Speaker 1: fucking punching or I was gonna say my reaction because
Speaker 1: it wouldn't traumatize me, but it would absolutely make a
Speaker 1: punch me in the it would make me puncher in
Speaker 1: the face. And and so that's me. And again maybe
Speaker 1: what happened when Chelsea did to this writer, it was
Speaker 1: a similar type of feeling right, and and so I
Speaker 1: think it's I would just ask you to re explore
Speaker 1: the feelings and are you just maybe misinterpreting because I'm guessing, hey,
Speaker 1: I haven't been assaulted. Maybe she has a dog kink
Speaker 1: this world, Chelsea, And she exactly That's what I'm saying
Speaker 1: that And she doesn't even even know how to process it.
Speaker 1: So the only time she feels it's safe coming out
Speaker 1: is around women and when she's drunk. Yeah, so that
Speaker 1: could be a very real possibility's bisexual and hasn't been
Speaker 1: able to explore it. Are you okay? Or or or
Speaker 1: sometimes um, I think when they're drunk, I'm drunk right
Speaker 1: now kind of and I'm being a little yeah, or
Speaker 1: you just get a little bit more like touchy feely
Speaker 1: with people who you love. Or sometimes you know, I've
Speaker 1: never done the lines between romantic love and friendship love
Speaker 1: can be blurred a little bit, like all of these
Speaker 1: things happen. I've seen all these things happen before. Um,
Speaker 1: And I think it's just take a step back and
Speaker 1: kind of like re look at the feelings. And you know,
Speaker 1: if you really do feel like you were sexually assaulted,
Speaker 1: which by definition and you were, y yeah you were. Um,
Speaker 1: And I don't want to take that away from you. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, definitely, I think you should speak to her,
Speaker 1: and you probably should speak to a therapy. And now
Speaker 1: you don't want to speak to her. You just wanted
Speaker 1: to disappear. But girl, that's what I want to And
Speaker 1: there's different ways to speak to people about things you
Speaker 1: don't have to you know, you know there are Immediately,
Speaker 1: if a girlfriend humped your leg when she was wasted
Speaker 1: and then try to bite and kiss your knees, would
Speaker 1: you say anything to her the next day? I would
Speaker 1: make fun of her a little bit, but I wouldn't,
Speaker 1: you know, because when I do like, you know, if
Speaker 1: I do crazy, like it's so weird. Because also people
Speaker 1: interpret things diffinitely, especially if all parties are drinking. Because
Speaker 1: I certainly have asked like, oh my god, did I
Speaker 1: do anything crazy? And like then the things I hear
Speaker 1: back are like not crazy, you know? Or you know,
Speaker 1: I have a history of making Instagram videos when I'm
Speaker 1: drunk and I look back at them, my butt looks
Speaker 1: yum yum yummi everyone, And like my punishment to myself
Speaker 1: is that I'm not allowed to delete them. I have
Speaker 1: to leave them up in the twenty four hours or
Speaker 1: like whatever. I post I have to leave um and
Speaker 1: a lot of times I'm just like kind of being annoying,
Speaker 1: like it's not you know, it's just like it's it's
Speaker 1: not even say that. It's like I'm not doing anything
Speaker 1: crazy like kind of irritating or weird or like you know,
Speaker 1: certainly like you know, like me be like hey, my
Speaker 1: off or something, but not like on purpose sexually. A
Speaker 1: comedian touched my boob the other day, and honestly I
Speaker 1: was like whatever, I don't care, like yeah, because I
Speaker 1: knew the person. I knew him and I was like yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: like it's and I am very easily like on alert,
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, whatever, so you're not person. Also,
Speaker 1: like saw that Christina was upset and like was like
Speaker 1: I was weird and out. I was like to themselves
Speaker 1: like oh, I'm fucking need to control myself and realize that.
Speaker 1: Like yeah so, but but also I don't think that
Speaker 1: person was drunk, uh yet know he was and he
Speaker 1: was just being him. He's just been weird and he's
Speaker 1: a weirdo and I know that. So you know this
Speaker 1: woman because she's been your sister in law for quite
Speaker 1: some for at least a little bit so maybe this
Speaker 1: was so out of character. I'm assuming you got drunk
Speaker 1: with her before, and I'm wondering if this is the
Speaker 1: first time this has ever happened. There's a couple of
Speaker 1: questions I have, but hey, you know, there's no harm
Speaker 1: in going, hey, yo, this is weird. But the other
Speaker 1: night when we were all drunk, you hump my leg
Speaker 1: and kiss my knee and then I just what was that?
Speaker 1: And I think following it up with like, is everything
Speaker 1: okayam you okay? I make sure you could just like
Speaker 1: you know, just say it's casually like that, and just
Speaker 1: you know, saying, like, you know, it's also protection for herself,
Speaker 1: like who else you know, because like it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: every time you're getting drunk around someone, it's not always
Speaker 1: going to be understanding part right, right, right, right, So
Speaker 1: if I was doing something drunk around a person that
Speaker 1: I wasn't aware of and that I would be potentially
Speaker 1: mortified over, I'd want to know, yeah, because I think
Speaker 1: the one thing that the Meat Too movement sometimes lacks
Speaker 1: is nuance, like yeah, like knowing the people. So it's
Speaker 1: like it's not that it's okay for just anyone to
Speaker 1: grab your boobs because it's not We do in life
Speaker 1: have different levels of relationships with people, and we especially
Speaker 1: like theater kids, like we are like there's a lot
Speaker 1: of heterosexual men who I really would be fucking totally
Speaker 1: comfortable grabbing my boob and I knew it, And then
Speaker 1: there would be other people who I would be like,
Speaker 1: are you out of your fucking mom Absolutely, and that
Speaker 1: is that has to be part of it. So you
Speaker 1: And it's hard because the clarity I know, and I
Speaker 1: hate when people say gray areas or rape culture. Uh,
Speaker 1: I understand if people use gray areas as like if
Speaker 1: a guy it was a gray area, Okay, you're just
Speaker 1: making an excuse for yourself. But there are there, Like
Speaker 1: different people have different meanings in our lives and what's
Speaker 1: your different ship? Are you on? You have more access
Speaker 1: depending on what's here. It's just the same thing for
Speaker 1: the person who wrote this email. If you were truly
Speaker 1: so upset and shocked and kind of shook from this,
Speaker 1: then you deserve to feel that. But if you weren't,
Speaker 1: that's okay too. We've had so many people emails and
Speaker 1: be like I was rape but I don't feel traumatized.
Speaker 1: Is that weird? I mean? And like you handle it
Speaker 1: how you handle it. So you need to allow women
Speaker 1: to handle things how they handle it individually. And it's
Speaker 1: a case by case basis, right. Yeah, And if they're
Speaker 1: fucking upset and they feel violated, you fucking listen to
Speaker 1: the motherfucker. Yeah. And it's it's all things. It all
Speaker 1: things that you can discuss, Like this is not like
Speaker 1: this woman doesn't need to go to jail, but like
Speaker 1: I just have a conversation with her, conversation really much things. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and there's so many things, so much things. I didn't
Speaker 1: even pick that that was like normal English to me,
Speaker 1: my white trash ass. Uh. Yeah, yeah you can and
Speaker 1: and just just rehearse the conference, like just be like
Speaker 1: y'all girl, the other night you got down and you
Speaker 1: started barking. Then you were humping my leg and that
Speaker 1: kind of made me feel weird. Uh, that's something you do.
Speaker 1: What the funk was up with that? There's no harm
Speaker 1: in ask in saying that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is you, right,
Speaker 1: I think. So another picture is this guy gay Hey
Speaker 1: Crona Christina loyal fucker as they say, lovely subject Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: so this subject line is afraid to ask did I
Speaker 1: cheat on my boyfriend. Should I tell him yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: no is my it wasn't women being on top of
Speaker 1: something for one If it was one time, it's not
Speaker 1: worth a dropleman can't handle it. Hey, Crona Christina, loyal fucker,
Speaker 1: as they say, love you, ladies, thanks for all that
Speaker 1: you do. Please come to d C. I loved you know.
Speaker 1: The huge virus that's going on in the world stops.
Speaker 1: A little backstory. My boyfriend I recently moved in together.
Speaker 1: I'll just take a moment of silence, sexual pleasures, and
Speaker 1: it's been amazing. Okay, I'm twenty and he's thirty. Well
Speaker 1: that's good. That's a good actually good for you. Out
Speaker 1: of you not a dumb bitch. Previous to living together,
Speaker 1: we were in an open long distance relationship for six years.
Speaker 1: Well and then he still moved in together after all that.
Speaker 1: That means you really like each other. Yeah, or he's
Speaker 1: you know, doesn't make as much money now, which was
Speaker 1: a request of mine. Do not not seeing each other
Speaker 1: often enough? Let's be real. I didn't want to waste
Speaker 1: my early twenties not fucking that's open relationship though, you
Speaker 1: good luck and I don't know, we don't ask don't
Speaker 1: tell policy, but I know it was one sided on
Speaker 1: my end in terms of hooking up with other people.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so the girl getting more duked than the
Speaker 1: go game Puss. I like this story already. Over the
Speaker 1: six years I did all different types of guys someone
Speaker 1: night stands by. Also dated guys for a handful of
Speaker 1: months at a time, the longest being a year. Because
Speaker 1: we were never established clear boundaries, I'm afraid he may
Speaker 1: see them as cheating, regardless of my commitment and love
Speaker 1: for him and him only now that we are living
Speaker 1: together and also living in a pandemic, we are living
Speaker 1: more of a monogamous lifestyle and I don't miss fucking
Speaker 1: other dudes as much as I thought I would. And
Speaker 1: who knows what the future holds, you know? Now for
Speaker 1: the question, should I tell my boyfriend about some of
Speaker 1: these long relationships I had when we were long distance? No?
Speaker 1: Al right, Next subject line chlamydia from a ghost and
Speaker 1: pregnant X A dumb bitch story. Oh boy, here we go. Hello, ladies,
Speaker 1: just wanted to say I saw you in temper Arizona
Speaker 1: and you guys killed it. Loyal sucker who has been
Speaker 1: listening NonStop since I stumbled upon the podcast two years ago.
Speaker 1: Dank y'all, thank you for all you've done to help
Speaker 1: normalize women's sexuality. I can say that listening to you
Speaker 1: ladies has helped me tremendously in that aspect of my life,
Speaker 1: So thank go. Anyways, I have quite a story for
Speaker 1: you guys. Here it goes. It's a little lengthy, but
Speaker 1: it's worth the read. That's Hehr not me. Okay. My
Speaker 1: name is Erica years old. I'm the dumbest bitch of
Speaker 1: them all. Oh hell yeah, girl, you know who you
Speaker 1: are and I love it. The first up to be
Speaker 1: you know, healing dumbit So proud of you, Erica. It
Speaker 1: all started when I met Jack on okay Cupid, it
Speaker 1: always does. After not having sex for six months, being
Speaker 1: I was just looking for friends with benefits situation to
Speaker 1: try and get back out there. Jack raised my many
Speaker 1: red flags throughout our relationship that I chose to ignore,
Speaker 1: probably because he was the first person to make me
Speaker 1: orgasm ever during sex that's a big one. Was very
Speaker 1: kinky again, phuge perk, and had all the qualities physically
Speaker 1: that I look for in a man. Back to the
Speaker 1: red flags though, Oh you dumb bitch, Yes, let's go back.
Speaker 1: You're in aware dumb bitch, which makes you a smart bitch.
Speaker 1: First being, I got chlamydia after raw dogging it with him,
Speaker 1: when he assured me he was tested and clean. I
Speaker 1: made that dumb bitch mistake of agreeing to not use
Speaker 1: a condom after a little while of getting to know him,
Speaker 1: under the agreement that if we fuck anyone else, we'd
Speaker 1: let the other. No, I actually don't think that's a
Speaker 1: dumb bach thing. You know, asking for paperwork is he's like,
Speaker 1: not really something that's going to happen in real life.
Speaker 1: So like after you build trust with someone, if you
Speaker 1: had a conversation about it, which was good and very responsible,
Speaker 1: an asshole, or he actually didn't know, but he's still
Speaker 1: lying about seeking with other people when he well, he
Speaker 1: successfully gaslighted his way into making me think the previous
Speaker 1: guy whom i'd slept with six months prior with the
Speaker 1: condom must have given me clamidia, or that the results
Speaker 1: were wrong, or it must have been Casper the fucking ghost, right,
Speaker 1: that never happened anybody. He had told me he got
Speaker 1: tested after I told him, and he was still clean
Speaker 1: and hadn't been with anyone else but me? How can
Speaker 1: he be clean if we fucked without a condom and
Speaker 1: I had it and just a heads up, I know
Speaker 1: people have a problem with the language clean. We're reading
Speaker 1: the email as it was sent to us. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: not supposed to say clean, as you know, because it's
Speaker 1: it's relating to people who have s t I S
Speaker 1: and we know we just have better self confidence and
Speaker 1: know that just having an s t I doesn't make
Speaker 1: you dirty. And anybody tries to convince you otherwise, it's
Speaker 1: a dumb bitch. He responded to me to that with quote,
Speaker 1: I must have a good immune system. I guess. I
Speaker 1: don't know. However, he convinced me by showing me a
Speaker 1: screenshots of his results. Okay, well that's pretty good evidence.
Speaker 1: Looking back, I think he must have shown me fake results.
Speaker 1: Damn it. He went to say, can you google fake
Speaker 1: clamity results? Nonetheless, I took him back and I told
Speaker 1: him we have to be exclusively fucking each other only
Speaker 1: if he wants to continue, and he must get tested
Speaker 1: again just in case. Good good boundaries. So fast forward.
Speaker 1: We are seeing each other more now, and the next
Speaker 1: huge red flag he presented presented itself every night, he
Speaker 1: had to go to his quote sister's work around midnight
Speaker 1: to two am to help her since she felt unsafe
Speaker 1: working at a motel in a bad area all by yourself. God,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you called yourself out before we did. I
Speaker 1: mean there's this. I mean there's just pages full of
Speaker 1: results and or things that you could adobe photoshop results into,
Speaker 1: like blank sheets. Jesus Christ. All right, Well, okay, I
Speaker 1: love technology, alright, So so get this. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you hear this. Every night he had to go
Speaker 1: to a sister's work around twelve two okay to help
Speaker 1: with anything. Well, okay, sister comes, so she can. So
Speaker 1: he'd come to see me and always have to leave
Speaker 1: around that time to go help his quote sister. Not
Speaker 1: only that, but he'd be constantly checking his phone and
Speaker 1: texting his sister while he was with me. He really
Speaker 1: fucks his sister, that part I added, even stopping during
Speaker 1: sex to do so at times. Okay, you properly diagnose
Speaker 1: yourself as a dumb bit. Yeah, this is why you
Speaker 1: have it. You have you have the cases running rampant,
Speaker 1: th aughout your body every night to a sister. Every
Speaker 1: night he had to go to his sister's work around,
Speaker 1: I'll go away. I read the part. Uh. Not only that,
Speaker 1: but he'd be constantly be checking his phone okay uh
Speaker 1: and texting his sister while he was with me, even
Speaker 1: stopping during sex at times to do so. Whenever he'd
Speaker 1: take her calls, he'd leave the room too, because it
Speaker 1: wasn't his sister, you know, secret secret sister brother call.
Speaker 1: I called my brother this morning when my mother was
Speaker 1: at my doorstop and he did not need to go
Speaker 1: into the other room because we're not fucking. His rebuttal
Speaker 1: to all this was quote, We're just really close and
Speaker 1: like to keep tabs on each other, and I normally
Speaker 1: leave the room when I talk on the phone to
Speaker 1: be polite. Did I mention I'm a dumb bitch l
Speaker 1: O L She said it not me. There were plenty
Speaker 1: of more red flags, but the list is too long,
Speaker 1: so I'll cut to the good part. If he if
Speaker 1: he gets a sister pardon, I'm gonna be very irritated.
Speaker 1: And then if baby as the Defeatus comes out with glasses.
Speaker 1: I was finally sick of being strung along because I
Speaker 1: developed pretty strong feelings for a guy who's his sister
Speaker 1: and so so did he, so he said, so he said,
Speaker 1: but wasn't really ready for a relationship with his sister. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's sucking her. So I decided it was best to
Speaker 1: end things and move closer to my work, which would
Speaker 1: drastically limit the opportunity of us seeing each other anymore.
Speaker 1: For you concentrate on that career goal, orient And I'm like,
Speaker 1: we planned to spend one night, one last night together
Speaker 1: before I moved and pretty much end things after that.
Speaker 1: He's like, he was really okay with it. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: very okay with it, enough to get a boner, that's saying,
Speaker 1: you know. So when he goes to leave my place,
Speaker 1: I started my goodbyes, to which he seemed unfazed because
Speaker 1: he's his sister and said, quote, well, I could still
Speaker 1: come see you. It doesn't have to be goodbye. He
Speaker 1: did this a couple of times before, I before, and
Speaker 1: I just uh, And I just felt like I would
Speaker 1: get stuck in this loop again. You're right. So I
Speaker 1: decided that if he was going to reel me back
Speaker 1: in again, I needed to find out if he was
Speaker 1: lying to me and if it was really his sister.
Speaker 1: At the motel. At the motel motel. That's another fact.
Speaker 1: I just have a sister who I have to talk
Speaker 1: to privately. He works at a hotel. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: a whore that he fucking God, Okay, and this is
Speaker 1: underlined right Then I decided I was going to follow
Speaker 1: him after work that night to see where this bitch.
Speaker 1: You follow him, bitch, this is where we this is
Speaker 1: how we raised you. So that's what I did. God,
Speaker 1: we really did raise this listener. Well, I gotta say
Speaker 1: she admitted she was dump it right off the start,
Speaker 1: and then she goes into star. I'm impressed. I know
Speaker 1: it makes me seem crazy. No it doesn't, but I
Speaker 1: was crazy at this point. Now you were. I constantly
Speaker 1: felt gaslighted by him, and I needed to know before
Speaker 1: I could continue. So I followed him that night. He
Speaker 1: went to the gym, which was typical. He would talk,
Speaker 1: take me there all the time, and leave to his
Speaker 1: sister's work after really time. I parked my car a
Speaker 1: little ways away so I could still see his car,
Speaker 1: but he wouldn't see mine unless he was really looking.
Speaker 1: Good man, he's a man, so he won't. I wait
Speaker 1: for I wait for a while, and then I see
Speaker 1: him leaving the gym with another woman get in the
Speaker 1: back seat of her car? Was it his sister, which
Speaker 1: was coincidentally parked right next to me? Aboard aboard? God
Speaker 1: does many gifts. So I'm freaking out and reclined my
Speaker 1: chair all the way back, hoping he doesn't spot me. Hilarious. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then and then they start fucking. There was no
Speaker 1: mistake in it. Her car was shaken very hard, back
Speaker 1: and forth. I wanted so badly to knock on the window,
Speaker 1: because even though we agreed we were no longer exclusive,
Speaker 1: there was literally not even twenty four hours since he
Speaker 1: was even inside me, and he's already sucking her, and
Speaker 1: probably not for the first time. Girl, You're right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You're a smart bitch. I look in the mirror and
Speaker 1: you say you're a most smart bitch. But I had
Speaker 1: a feeling that there was more to find out, and
Speaker 1: if I interrupt him now, I won't find out who
Speaker 1: who was at this motel. I am so proud of
Speaker 1: this writer. Yeah, you really control yourself in a moment
Speaker 1: that in a moment of knocking. Yes, you are the
Speaker 1: besss girl. So I wait for him to finish, so sweet,
Speaker 1: and then follow him to his the motel to which
Speaker 1: allegedly his sister works at. I parked a little far
Speaker 1: so I wasn't obvious, but I can see him getting
Speaker 1: out of his car and greeting someone who doesn't look
Speaker 1: like his sister. I've seen picks, but also a long
Speaker 1: time for someone so obsessed with his sister to have
Speaker 1: never met his sister. Here's a twist you ready, but
Speaker 1: also happens to look six months pregnant. Oh hell no.
Speaker 1: I was so shaken up. So I had my friend
Speaker 1: call the front desk and asked the mystery girl a
Speaker 1: couple of questions about the motel. You could do that
Speaker 1: pretending she wanted to book, to try to get this
Speaker 1: girl's name. Uh, the receptionist, I guess he's I guess
Speaker 1: the receptionist is the pregnant one. Maybe that's what keep
Speaker 1: in mind this is like, because usually when you can
Speaker 1: call him and he's like, hi, charent speaking, how can
Speaker 1: I help you? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Keep in
Speaker 1: mind this is like one am, that's what true friendship
Speaker 1: looks like. Well, shocker, it's not a sister. So I
Speaker 1: go and confront him because I knew he'd make up
Speaker 1: some lies if I brought it up later. God, you're smart. Nice.
Speaker 1: So I gathered the courage to walk up and knock
Speaker 1: on the door. Good for you, girl, since it was
Speaker 1: locked being so late. And he goes to answer and seese,
Speaker 1: it's me, I tell you, deer in headlights. God, I've
Speaker 1: been there, my friend, I have been there. So he
Speaker 1: doesn't let me in and comes outside and shuts the
Speaker 1: door behind him because sucking. And here here's how the
Speaker 1: conversation went, him, what are you doing here? How are
Speaker 1: you here? Me? Who's in there with you? Because I
Speaker 1: know it's not your sister? Him? Uh, it's one of
Speaker 1: my sisters because she looks pregnant. Him. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know me, it's not your sister. There's no Katie
Speaker 1: that works there, but there is a Gabby. He deflects him.
Speaker 1: Why are you here? Did you follow me? Me? Yup?
Speaker 1: And guess what else I saw? Him? Oh? That was
Speaker 1: a girl from my English class. That was the first
Speaker 1: time we hung out. You sucked her? Yeah, sure? Oh god?
Speaker 1: She included a picture this stupid piece of ship who
Speaker 1: looks like what the movie star does he look like?
Speaker 1: But a b D game version kind of looks like Corrill. Oh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of. Well, you get the point. He eventually confessed
Speaker 1: that that was his ex and that she's pregnant and
Speaker 1: she and that it's his but it says it's his,
Speaker 1: but he doesn't remember sleeping with herself. God men, make
Speaker 1: up this stupidest, stupid, little, dumb, dumb bitch, bucking god
Speaker 1: and that he was hasn't been with anyone since we've
Speaker 1: been together. Wire Oh my god. They are just close
Speaker 1: friends who fucked and he's just making sure she's safe,
Speaker 1: like that guy who want to be there for Amanda's baby,
Speaker 1: baby God whatever. I got sick of hearing him talk
Speaker 1: at that point and left. Shocker, the baby is his
Speaker 1: DNA confirmed. I didn't confront her because I could tell
Speaker 1: he make me out to be the crazy stalker I
Speaker 1: mean her to, but how do you know it's his DNA?
Speaker 1: I'm curious, uh, and didn't want to stress her out.
Speaker 1: That's very nice of you. She saw me, and I'm
Speaker 1: sure questioned him after as to what was that was
Speaker 1: all about about and probably has her own red flags
Speaker 1: noted about him. M m m. But yeah, that's my
Speaker 1: dumb bit story. I've learned to trust my instincts because
Speaker 1: they are pretty spot on girl. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1: My dumbass with him, oh because so this is a
Speaker 1: photo my dumbass with him at the same gym a
Speaker 1: few weeks prior to the story. He's want to be
Speaker 1: Liam Neeson. That's why I I read the last name.
Speaker 1: I said another last name, Yeah, Liam Hensworth. He looks
Speaker 1: like Miley Cyrus's ex husband. Yeah. Yeah, he's never appreciated
Speaker 1: Molly who who for who she was and let her
Speaker 1: be her? And I really like that. That really resonated.
Speaker 1: We don't let yourself? Is that all eight? We did?
Speaker 1: All eight? I look at us. Oh my god, these
Speaker 1: were so fun. It was just so fun to hear
Speaker 1: these that I wanted. I can't believe. Oh yeah that
Speaker 1: was eight. No. The that reminded me of a time
Speaker 1: where I had one boy friend who cheated on me.
Speaker 1: It was the most recent one that I know of, um,
Speaker 1: And I would always say that and then, like things
Speaker 1: are revealed, I would always be like, I've never been
Speaker 1: cheated on that I know about. Yeah, it's fine, that's
Speaker 1: what I just don't tell me you piece of ship?
Speaker 1: Uh lea it alone, you know, um, the ghost of
Speaker 1: our relationship is dead. Let that die as well. Um,
Speaker 1: there was a time where I had a boyfriend, um
Speaker 1: who lived in my building, not this building, another one. Oh,
Speaker 1: I know you never met him, but you think I
Speaker 1: think you think though I feel like I know him.
Speaker 1: He was sexy, and he was It was the first
Speaker 1: dirty sex I've ever had. It was great. He nope. Uh.
Speaker 1: And he has you know, a framed weed leaf, marijuana
Speaker 1: leaf over his bed. So that's how you know he's
Speaker 1: a real kid. Speaking my language, I call that a businessman. Well,
Speaker 1: he was a businessman because he was having sex with
Speaker 1: his ex girlfriend the whole time. After he brought me
Speaker 1: over to her apartment, she moved in a block away
Speaker 1: from him. He moved to my building to get away
Speaker 1: from her, allegedly, and then she moved a block away
Speaker 1: from him six months later. No, no coincidence. And he's like,
Speaker 1: it's not we're not. He basically was like, you know,
Speaker 1: we have dogs together, come over with me. Meanwhile, I
Speaker 1: wasn't even like, fuck you, this is weird. I didn't
Speaker 1: even the same thing. A thought it was weird. And
Speaker 1: he was like, I mean, come over. If you don't
Speaker 1: believe me, I'm like, don't believe what I didn't not
Speaker 1: believe you in anything. And uh. I went over to
Speaker 1: inside of her apartment and he fed the two dogs
Speaker 1: that they owned, and then uh. And then on actually,
Speaker 1: actually this was on Halloween. It was on Halloween night.
Speaker 1: We broke up and then got back together, and then
Speaker 1: on Halloween night we spent the night together. I mean
Speaker 1: he lived in my building, but we were on the
Speaker 1: way home after a Halloween party and I had his BlackBerry.
Speaker 1: That's hold, I am. I missed my BlackBerry so much.
Speaker 1: I have my own BlackBerry. Uh, and I and then
Speaker 1: I got a text from a girl and it said, hey, baby,
Speaker 1: what are you doing tonight? Where are you come see me?
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm sorry, this is Rasina, Chris's
Speaker 1: girlfriend and then um, she was like huh. And then
Speaker 1: she called his phone and then I was like, can
Speaker 1: you text me because he's asleep and drunk, passed down
Speaker 1: in the back of this cap and then she texted me.
Speaker 1: I was like, here's my number. Women Helping Women, right,
Speaker 1: and then she was like, I have BBM screenshots that
Speaker 1: you cannot fake. With York Red, you cannot fake BBM
Speaker 1: screenshots at least at that time. And she came over
Speaker 1: to my home after he was passed out upstairs at
Speaker 1: the apartment right above me. He was passed out drunk.
Speaker 1: She came over to my apartment and showed me the
Speaker 1: BBMS and I was like, she showed to me on
Speaker 1: her blackberries. I was like, girl, you ain't lying, you've
Speaker 1: been fucking. Also, fuck you, I hate you getting on
Speaker 1: my home. And then I ran upstairs. She followed me
Speaker 1: and and then I hit a night in hand and
Speaker 1: I pushed him against the wall. And then she was like,
Speaker 1: don't do that to my man. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're a man, Well he is now, because and waking
Speaker 1: a man up out of a drunk slumber when it's
Speaker 1: you and the woman he's fucking that's not you is
Speaker 1: just a gift. I'll never that never solve was giving.
Speaker 1: That's so And I mean, that is such an example
Speaker 1: of prime dumb bittery. How this woman like she was
Speaker 1: kind of like kind enough and level headed enough to
Speaker 1: come over to your apartment to show you the fact
Speaker 1: and then still stood by this absolute When I put,
Speaker 1: what the funk are you doing? Bitch? It was truly, God,
Speaker 1: it's almost white trash. Jerry Springer. She wasn't white but
Speaker 1: like she was, it was I got white trash Jerry Springer.
Speaker 1: I will that's what I don't understand and that's why
Speaker 1: and women will misinterpret it so much, like you know,
Speaker 1: and you know, a hypothetical situation I might have been
Speaker 1: in with someone who I used to live, where you're
Speaker 1: trying to get through to the new woman. It's like, girl,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to save you time and energy because that's
Speaker 1: how you were going to be as a sex, to
Speaker 1: be toys. It's like you literally had a fucking vagin
Speaker 1: nitis because he was sucking us together and you have
Speaker 1: a sensitive vagina. And then it's like he lied to
Speaker 1: you about like not having a girlfriend. Still, he made
Speaker 1: me think I was crazy. He literally told me, He's like,
Speaker 1: this is how why do you're crazy? I'm like, and
Speaker 1: I have done and I and I've put my money
Speaker 1: where my mouth is because I have broken up with
Speaker 1: I mean like we were officially, but like I have
Speaker 1: stopped seeing the person who I like more than any
Speaker 1: of these people because of his bad behavior towards women.
Speaker 1: And I don't think that's gaslighting. It's not actually physical
Speaker 1: behavior abuse, but still like should he behavior And that's
Speaker 1: why about you and me is like we're we're down.
Speaker 1: We're some down chicks, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: if you want to fund somebody else, Hey, that's a conversation. Baby,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave you. Let's talk it out. Because you
Speaker 1: all think I want to other people. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: we're all human beings. To be sexually monogamous is not
Speaker 1: natural to the nature of the human being. I am
Speaker 1: so fucking open to that. I don't even want to live.
Speaker 1: Not only am I not only am I open to that?
Speaker 1: You can other people tell me, but I don't. I'll
Speaker 1: jerk off to it, like I am just here for it.
Speaker 1: And then you fucking lie. Fuck you, you're a real
Speaker 1: worm who came in so hard that you're like you're
Speaker 1: a real worm word insulted worm work James and Giant
Speaker 1: peach Ins. Oh God, I love Beautiful, Beautiful. It's a
Speaker 1: good book. The last book I read before I got
Speaker 1: to high school. And I even read any books. Guys,
Speaker 1: I mean, how are you spooked out? How much more
Speaker 1: can we fucking give you? If you're listening to any
Speaker 1: other podcast about relationships, you're a dumb bitch. And you
Speaker 1: can tell them that, Okay, tell them Karen and Christina said,
Speaker 1: you're a dumb don't tweet it. Advice from a ten.
Speaker 1: Enjoy going in, going into situated girl a hawk girl and'
Speaker 1: gonna tell you the truth an approach the tractor of girl,
Speaker 1: She's gonna tell you the truth. Enjoy going to into
Speaker 1: the situations, balls to the wall and then having people go, oh,
Speaker 1: have a nice life. Guys, this has been guys. We
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Speaker 1: about last night together. We're going to bring you all
Speaker 1: the ship that you need to know. There's no one
Speaker 1: else you need to stick with. And like, you get
Speaker 1: at us all the time because we're dropping hard facts
Speaker 1: about relationships, but we have a lot of time where
Speaker 1: we're not having sex to really reflect on things clear headed.
Speaker 1: And then you know, you don't know how many books
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Speaker 1: see us anywhere. Yeah. Couldn you see us in a box?
Speaker 1: Could you see us with some cocks? Could you see
Speaker 1: us with Amanda's baby that belongs to your boyfriend? Yes?
Speaker 1: I think can you see us with Amanda Knox? All right, guys,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for your love, your support. Have
Speaker 1: a happy Halloween. Be safe, use a condom, you know,
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Speaker 1: it's all your fucking family members. And then we have
Speaker 1: to start all over again for this ship. You got it?
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