Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode Alchemy. There, let's go edition,
Speaker 1: and I'm your host, Kevin poblic kiss that Kevin, Well,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, now, you better think twice before accusing
Speaker 1: me of this. So I like to stand outside some
Speaker 1: nights and look up at the stars. Not a crime,
Speaker 1: but I digress. That was a little throw back to
Speaker 1: an early Twilights episode. But I digress. Let's be Rockama show.
Speaker 1: We in no particular order. Hey, there's James Heeney, Jimmy James,
Speaker 1: John John. What would you like on your pizza tonight?
Speaker 1: I've been really into getting regular to jor nos and
Speaker 1: and spicing it up with different things like pineapple. But
Speaker 1: the new thing that I like a lot is chreeso
Speaker 1: soy Teresa sprinkled on it di Jorn, Yes, yes, no,
Speaker 1: that sounds great. The pineapple you can as the come on,
Speaker 1: you never heard pineapple? I've heard of it. I thought
Speaker 1: it was gross every time someone mentioned is it Gilly
Speaker 1: Guanca brand soy Terso that's all I think. That's our show.
Speaker 1: That's it. Welcome back, And before we go on, let
Speaker 1: me just say that I have sent out from Craig
Speaker 1: who made some awesome Marvin MQ videos. So those ALCA
Speaker 1: maniacs are getting their first personal video. They've all been
Speaker 1: sent down and I've gotten a bunch of thank you,
Speaker 1: a bunch of thank you. Well, we've gotten a bunch
Speaker 1: of things. We're catching up. We were a little behind,
Speaker 1: but I promised that we will catch up. And then mainten.
Speaker 1: Please welcome back house favorite checket. Different thing to the
Speaker 1: k any story from middle school? Please so many? Um
Speaker 1: sure those we used to do this? Uh yeah, we
Speaker 1: used to. We used to try to sell Grandma's you know,
Speaker 1: Grandma's cookie, Yes, the bag of cookies. They look like
Speaker 1: little mini oreos, and we used to try to sell
Speaker 1: those by putting like stacking them creatively on Capri's son
Speaker 1: straws caris and then around. That's really our song was
Speaker 1: This is third grade and I shouldn't remember the song,
Speaker 1: but sweally really cookie maker cents We swirl for with
Speaker 1: pride for twenty five cents because we do like a treaty,
Speaker 1: and then we'd use like the cream to like Joey,
Speaker 1: you still swirl for cents. No, that's a different thing.
Speaker 1: That's a different thing. Well, thank you for sharing. Hey,
Speaker 1: there's Chris a Verano endless summer lover. Which character in
Speaker 1: a Western film would you play? There's who I'd want
Speaker 1: to play, and there's who I would genuinely play. I
Speaker 1: want to play the I don't want to play the
Speaker 1: bad guy with the low the low brimmed hat with
Speaker 1: a little and cigareo sticking out, and like, why don't
Speaker 1: you make me who I really would be? Is I
Speaker 1: to go alright, guys, come on alca boom boom, and
Speaker 1: then I get shot? Right that's and that's that's really
Speaker 1: who I am. In a nut uh even keel guy? Um,
Speaker 1: And before I lose my time, here we got another
Speaker 1: illustration from a Deeberke illustration. Right, yeah, he did this
Speaker 1: thing which I know I'm holding up to a computer monitors. Cool,
Speaker 1: it's really cool. Um, holy grail right there? Yeah right.
Speaker 1: He says, there are some who call me Tim question Mark,
Speaker 1: and he does. It's just beautiful. So I always want
Speaker 1: to give him a shout out for such a great ones.
Speaker 1: It looked a little like Joey, just a tiny, tiny,
Speaker 1: tiny pit. Okay, it looks nothing, Yeah, it looks like Joey. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now here's what would be the title of your third book? Well, uh,
Speaker 1: I mean of course. The first one was It's Khaki Time,
Speaker 1: which was an international bestseller, and then uh, It's time
Speaker 1: for more Khaki Time was the second one, which was
Speaker 1: a flop. People didn't go and I spent the advance
Speaker 1: like way ahead of time. So the third one is, uh,
Speaker 1: it's we're just re releasing its Khaki Time. Yeah. What's
Speaker 1: the difference with the new forward from from Barack Obama? Yeah, genius. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: And last, but money shot for you if you think
Speaker 1: of least, it's Joey Greer awkward always would you ever
Speaker 1: sleep a full eight hours? Again? I sleep twelve. You
Speaker 1: can know when I wrote that question down, I did
Speaker 1: actually immediately think he probably averages eleven. Oh my god. Yeah,
Speaker 1: eight hours is too little, And I say that for
Speaker 1: every every human being. I think I think we should
Speaker 1: be averaging. I think every person should get twenty hours
Speaker 1: of sleep a day, like a least. Yeah, I mean sure,
Speaker 1: but I mean like just for like a normal sleep cycle,
Speaker 1: minimum hours, and then the four hours you're awake, you're
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Speaker 1: teens up to no good. Get trapped inside a museum
Speaker 1: at night when all things come alive. Sound familiar, But wait,
Speaker 1: this isn't just any magical museum. This is the one
Speaker 1: that contains all of the rejected exhibits and pieces of
Speaker 1: history the other museums didn't want your biggest fan in
Speaker 1: san Antone, Daniel Grove. AM just gonna lock this door
Speaker 1: and we should be good for the night. Who are
Speaker 1: you talking to I'm just talking to you. Why don't
Speaker 1: we Do you mind taking the first shift? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna relax my eyes for a little bit. Is
Speaker 1: every night with this? You locked the door and you
Speaker 1: asked me to take the first shift. How about we we? Oh,
Speaker 1: I promise, I'll take the second shift. Nothing's gonna go wrong.
Speaker 1: It's a museum. And I say, every night with this?
Speaker 1: And then you say what you just said, it's not
Speaker 1: a hell of a loop. How about we flip a
Speaker 1: coin just for ships and giggles. Alright, alright, let's flip
Speaker 1: a coin. You all, I have our dollar. Let's one
Speaker 1: of those. Then, Okay, heads are heads are building? I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go building. Wait this second, it's building in your face.
Speaker 1: Ship shouldn't take the first shift. All right, what yeah,
Speaker 1: what's up? I hear you, yes, next to you? What stop? Stop?
Speaker 1: Do the do the thing we said? They're so old.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hit him knock them out, but we don't.
Speaker 1: But what about Terry? About Terry and just say he's
Speaker 1: gonna sleep on the steps as olds gonna just sign
Speaker 1: on the steps. Man, we're gonna be able to stinking nobody. Listen.
Speaker 1: We can't go ahead with the plan if we don't
Speaker 1: follow all the rules we said in order to make
Speaker 1: sure the coast was clear, you would do hoots and stuff.
Speaker 1: And if I pretend to be frozen for one more second,
Speaker 1: my ankle's gonna straight up break. They're very weak, and
Speaker 1: I picked a very precarious position, And like, I don't
Speaker 1: think I can make a good hoot sound. Guys, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: are horrible, horrible hoods. That's just smoke weed. What do
Speaker 1: we want to smoke weed in music? No, it's not
Speaker 1: a tune. Alright, Like I said, I can't do it.
Speaker 1: Do you guys want to be in this gang or not? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: more than anything. Then we're gonna we gotta get into
Speaker 1: this museum because as soon as you take one hit
Speaker 1: of marijuana, the exhibits come alive. Wow. Oh man, so
Speaker 1: what to to? What are we doing? Are we moving
Speaker 1: and out? Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's finally. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay, it's just I just w's okay. Oh that's
Speaker 1: not just a twist. That that that looks like a microfracture.
Speaker 1: I can do it. I can. It's okay, I can.
Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yeah, it's okay, it's okay. Maybe we
Speaker 1: should smoke a little bit weed right now. It's an
Speaker 1: anti inflammatory. It might help the pain. You can see
Speaker 1: from side alone, it's a micro fracture. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: all the radio. Could we keep it down a little
Speaker 1: bit when he drives a Porsche? Okay, we know straight
Speaker 1: out of town. We know. Okay, let's let's let's smoke.
Speaker 1: So we right now, just right now? Too quick for okay?
Speaker 1: Each okay, okay, no more choo choo koo choo choo.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's getting better, Hey, Terry, Terry, you
Speaker 1: hear that out there? I I do, I do hear something.
Speaker 1: I feel like it. I feel like that was animal sounds.
Speaker 1: But maybe a trade. Is it possible that Terry where
Speaker 1: that the old wild West train is starting back up
Speaker 1: inside the music. Why aren't you wearing bench? Well, I
Speaker 1: was taking second shift. Look, if it's a problem, then
Speaker 1: I can always lease another car. Okay. And it looks
Speaker 1: and it's not a midlife crisis. Okay, this portion not
Speaker 1: only is functional beyond most other models that are the
Speaker 1: moment right now, Terry, it's a problem, so it's time
Speaker 1: to lease another car. Congrats, you got your Porsche for
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, but it's another car. I have it
Speaker 1: for three years. When those three years are up at
Speaker 1: a view, just told me if it's a problem, I
Speaker 1: can lease another car. Telling you the problem. So you're
Speaker 1: telling me even though this Civic has a lot of miles,
Speaker 1: it will drive straight out of town, right sir? Sir? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's got a hundred and forty eight
Speaker 1: thousand miles on it. It just needed to get me
Speaker 1: the fourteen miles out of town. Yeah, I mean you
Speaker 1: can drive fourteen miles on it. Sure. Hey, miss you
Speaker 1: a question. Do you have a son you don't love?
Speaker 1: I have three beautiful daughters. M it's different. It's different.
Speaker 1: One day you'll have a you'll have a son you
Speaker 1: don't love and and you'll look for any car that
Speaker 1: I'll get you straight out of town and away from
Speaker 1: that boy. I got fixed. My wife didn't wan any
Speaker 1: more kids. Hell yeah, yeah, I mean, so you're just
Speaker 1: driving the fourteen miles out of town and staying there,
Speaker 1: just just over the county line. I'm one of those
Speaker 1: guys that likes to live in and now you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. And that's as far as I want
Speaker 1: to because I want to come. Damn, man, that's a
Speaker 1: nice hunt. Man. What is that two six seven? Now? Oh?
Speaker 1: I was way off, man, Man, I was way off. Man.
Speaker 1: What do you want it with my card? And wait,
Speaker 1: hey man, I just thought it was a two thousand
Speaker 1: six seven hons Man. Those things got nice insides. What
Speaker 1: are you a civic guy? Yeah? Look, man, you're out
Speaker 1: of town. Thinks you a little different? Outside of town.
Speaker 1: I just crossed, Okay, I just crossed. I'm here to
Speaker 1: take a piss in these bushes, all right. Bushes are
Speaker 1: my bushes? Man? All right? You want to piss in
Speaker 1: these bushes? Now you go off with the hell man. Yeah. Look,
Speaker 1: it's not a contest who has the better dad? Okay,
Speaker 1: I have a dad is better but I have a dad.
Speaker 1: That's the point. I never met mine, but I heard
Speaker 1: that he lives outside of town in a bush. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's not good, no matter what. Can I
Speaker 1: get a three? Now? Can I get a hit? Please? Yeah? Passing?
Speaker 1: Passing the joint? You and this isn't that what really
Speaker 1: bonds is all together? It's not good, no matter what? Yes, exactly?
Speaker 1: What was that? What? And what? Fun? Who's that? What
Speaker 1: the funk? Who? I think I'm too high? Oh my god?
Speaker 1: What was that? Okay? What it's time to who into
Speaker 1: this museum? I think, or maybe it's time to leave. Look,
Speaker 1: there's one of those greats that like goes into the
Speaker 1: vent ducks right over here. Come on, let's just we
Speaker 1: can shut me in there, all right, let's one. Don't
Speaker 1: treat me, guys. I'm pretty sure that we can walk
Speaker 1: into the front doors. We've got an open invitation. Come on,
Speaker 1: maybe saying this is the one person who hasn't taken
Speaker 1: my head of weed yet, and the one person who
Speaker 1: insisted we do it before we enter the museum. But
Speaker 1: still don't sham. I'm inside you guy, It's not that tight. No,
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I want go to the front. I
Speaker 1: think I've stopped. You come up with us going down.
Speaker 1: I heard all the art in this museum as hello racist.
Speaker 1: Well then we've got to go in there. We've got
Speaker 1: to vandalize the ship out of there. That's right. Two
Speaker 1: wrongs don't make it right, but three rights make a laugh.
Speaker 1: I believe that. It's just like I just got the Porsche.
Speaker 1: I just got the Porsche, and she's in my ear.
Speaker 1: Get rid of it, get rid of it, you know,
Speaker 1: God damn it. Maybe you get rid of the get
Speaker 1: rid of the wife instead of the porch. Yeah. Maybe. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So I'm looking at the church here and I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean, it looks bad. It looks bad. It looks bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all these all these little black circles as bad as
Speaker 1: my feedback that you shipped on instantly. No, it doesn't
Speaker 1: anouly kind of like really blue past you right there,
Speaker 1: and I'm just in my head, man, in my head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get that you You wanted some feedback as my mistake.
Speaker 1: He just wanted to vent. Hey you know what, you
Speaker 1: know what I did. And and normally I would just say, hey,
Speaker 1: you got like three or four months to live, but
Speaker 1: why don't we say eight months. That's right, fellows, read
Speaker 1: the chart. I moved twenty four units of Porsche this month,
Speaker 1: and I lost another car comes dropping up that fucking
Speaker 1: driveway to be returned to the next fifteen minutes. I
Speaker 1: get the bonus. I get the bonus, gets exactly you're
Speaker 1: so cool, man, Get off of me. Man, you're still
Speaker 1: new here. Okay, sorry, yeah, of course, of course. Sight
Speaker 1: All right, let's see who else is on the board. Okay, Jessica,
Speaker 1: to to you moved to units this month? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Am I not on the fucking board? Okay? All right,
Speaker 1: that's unit I didn't get any of the good leads. You.
Speaker 1: You're holding the good leads back having cold calling. People
Speaker 1: asked me if they're didn't buy a Porsche. We don't
Speaker 1: do it that way anymore, old man. When when Mitch
Speaker 1: and Murray going to give us the good leads? I
Speaker 1: can't show this garbage. I need the good leads, all right,
Speaker 1: all right, Look, unless a Porsch pulls up in the
Speaker 1: next eight minutes to be returned, I'm getting the bonus,
Speaker 1: and when that happens, I'll give you some leads. Jessica,
Speaker 1: we said one for drinks after work. Or what yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, all right, all right, Jerry, did you did
Speaker 1: you sell that red Porsche that's pulling onto the lawn?
Speaker 1: What's up there? Yeah? They're all pretty much all ready,
Speaker 1: the one that instead of driving off? What the is
Speaker 1: that it looks like? What it's like a return? Hot?
Speaker 1: Is that an eleven's got the paper plate? Oh? Boy,
Speaker 1: never forget, don't listen. We have so many lens here, okay,
Speaker 1: And every time you say that, it gets depressing, and
Speaker 1: really it breathe down the whole morale of the sales room.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's mentioned Murray in the car with the with
Speaker 1: the new leads. You're old, all right, okay, let me go,
Speaker 1: let me go scope this out. You know what I
Speaker 1: bet he wants the sports package, Jessica, drinks are on me? Drinks?
Speaker 1: No one? Hey, what's up? But oh he's coming back?
Speaker 1: You want that spoiler? Down't here? I know you need
Speaker 1: to return the car? GI mean one sec? Friday? Sports
Speaker 1: package is get it ready? What's up? I have to
Speaker 1: return the car, returning it for an upgrade. Look up,
Speaker 1: m I gotta return the car I had. I made
Speaker 1: a impulse by my wife, didn't I didn't know about
Speaker 1: whoa whoa my wife, No, my wife, my wife, my
Speaker 1: What did my wife tell you? What the fund? Because
Speaker 1: we're actually legally separated? Man, what the fund? Did my
Speaker 1: wife say to you? Nothing? It was I'm talking about
Speaker 1: my wife a lot of sense. Now she knew. And
Speaker 1: you tell her, you tell her, I make my numbers.
Speaker 1: Now you tell her, I make my numbers. Now, Jessica,
Speaker 1: let's go. And Jerry and Jessica were never seen again
Speaker 1: seen one and everybody you ever kid never got inside,
Speaker 1: it never got intoside think it was an event. James
Speaker 1: just tells, well, I don't. I don't know. Actually I
Speaker 1: got I had my pants down because I is supposed
Speaker 1: to get a break and I never Huh, you actually
Speaker 1: had your pens down right now. I don't realize this,
Speaker 1: but I'm a method actor when I improvise on ZU calls.
Speaker 1: Seemed to comes to us from Petreon v I P
Speaker 1: Jonathan Don Danathan, who wrote, Hey Kevin, Kevin, Hey Kevin
Speaker 1: and James, how do you guys divvy up this five
Speaker 1: bucks a month? I mean, some people do more shows
Speaker 1: than the others, so you can't go even split because
Speaker 1: that's not fair. Since Kevin created the podcast, do you
Speaker 1: get more than everyone else I'd maybe like to say,
Speaker 1: and who I'd like to say, and who gets what amount?
Speaker 1: If I'm being honest, Craig would get the most amount.
Speaker 1: He I said, he gets seventy cents a months from this.
Speaker 1: That's all I've come up with so far. I'll have
Speaker 1: to sit down with my team and figure out the rest. Anyway,
Speaker 1: here's my scene suggestion. Matthew McConaughey gets separated from his
Speaker 1: private tour at Walt Disney World and is very scared
Speaker 1: and lost. Okay, bye, sincerely, Jonathan Don Dennison, Do do
Speaker 1: do do do? Jeez? What a dumb right? This is hey,
Speaker 1: matt Man, wake up? Names Matthew. A good thing. We
Speaker 1: caught it on the first round. Dude. Let's let's I
Speaker 1: think we can jump off and get in the back
Speaker 1: over when it comes around this corner. It's close enough
Speaker 1: on three? What to here we go? You jump, sucker,
Speaker 1: I stayed in the boat. That's one for me. She'd
Speaker 1: looking at the security cameras at another body, and it's
Speaker 1: a small world, Jesus another drowner. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the hell is going on. People just want to
Speaker 1: I guess either smaller world, or they can't comprehend how
Speaker 1: small the world actually is. I'm not sure, but it's
Speaker 1: it's cracking people. Well right, Luckily we have complete authority here.
Speaker 1: No one will ever know. No, no, no, I mean
Speaker 1: this is kind of like Vatican City. All right, I
Speaker 1: may bring that up all the but you know security,
Speaker 1: you guys are saying the floater, yeah, thank you. M
Speaker 1: hmm guys, I'm sure that you've already seen the security footage.
Speaker 1: Calm down, calm down. No, I'm not calm I was
Speaker 1: the one who was hosting. I was hosting the corn
Speaker 1: dog down. Put the corn dog down, singh stressed. I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: I need to keep my blood sugar levels up. Arous
Speaker 1: I faint. I was the tour guide. That's not any floater,
Speaker 1: that's Matthews winning method. I will get tiny and I
Speaker 1: will get big. Matthew McConaughey, are you sure? Are you
Speaker 1: sure it's matthemcconaughey and not his friend who jumped in
Speaker 1: there friend and Matthew Hannah Hey. Now, I don't know
Speaker 1: which one is dead, and that's the biggest problem. But
Speaker 1: if it is true, detectives Matthew McConaughey. Hold on, is
Speaker 1: that a Hannah tattoo or is that just like one
Speaker 1: of those pressed on with water mine. Yes, I got
Speaker 1: it done in adventure Land. It's not technically Hannah Hannah
Speaker 1: because it's culturally it's not technically Hanna. You know. Well, look,
Speaker 1: method actors are the kind that take their pants off,
Speaker 1: and this guy floating as full leg pants, I mean
Speaker 1: he was wearing for a friend. Is not well. I
Speaker 1: haven't seen Matthews since the ride started going again, so
Speaker 1: so you just left you. I mean, he could have
Speaker 1: popped out the other side of this thing. Well, I
Speaker 1: wanted to come and tell you. Guys, my coms aren't working.
Speaker 1: They're stuffed with corn dogs, Madeline. When you're in charge
Speaker 1: of a celebrity tour, you stay with the celebrity. I understand.
Speaker 1: I understand now. I've never been with a celebrity before. Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: this is okay, we'll find him. We just gotta go. Look, sorry, security,
Speaker 1: we just have somebody that has gone into the Pirates
Speaker 1: of the Caribbean. I don't think they're supposed to be there.
Speaker 1: They're not an actor on my roster. Thanks for the tip,
Speaker 1: Goofy than that that's that's that's where we'll start looking.
Speaker 1: Let's do it, okay, let's be let's be focused on this. Okay,
Speaker 1: everyone here, okay, and just stay behind the scenes, goofy.
Speaker 1: The world doesn't need to know that you're real. Yo. Yo.
Speaker 1: The words, the words they do, dude, the words do.
Speaker 1: Just sing the fucking words, dude, just mountain. Okay, they've
Speaker 1: been they passed. Look, man, you look, we have to
Speaker 1: sing the words. Okay. Do you know they're gonna remove
Speaker 1: us anima trying any second? I don't. They're gonna put
Speaker 1: in god damn three D images projecting. It's a fucking wall, man.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, I know, I know the writings
Speaker 1: on the wall already many coming for us. I get
Speaker 1: it right now. I've lost my confidence. If I'm being
Speaker 1: honest one, I don't have a great voice to I'm
Speaker 1: not completely sure of the words anymore. Okay, So there
Speaker 1: you go, he d say in the right words, it's
Speaker 1: just your whole hole and dumb. Is there any words
Speaker 1: that I'm missing? Sure? Yoho, yoho, pirate side for me,
Speaker 1: And then here we got that part. I don't know.
Speaker 1: And even following you, I thought that I was doing
Speaker 1: the same thing you are doing. You didn't know what what?
Speaker 1: What island? Are you for? What are you for? A
Speaker 1: Caribbean pirate? Or what? Um? Excuse me? Mr? Are you
Speaker 1: that actor? Heyy, what's happening? Mane? Are you that actor?
Speaker 1: It all depends on what the actor are you're talking about?
Speaker 1: Little fella? I thought you were one actor, but maybe
Speaker 1: I'm confused now. Well even you say are you that actor?
Speaker 1: You know it could be anybody, but I'm only one actor.
Speaker 1: Where do I know you're from? This? And that? I
Speaker 1: guess you know you all can do the other side?
Speaker 1: Have you ever driven a questioner? I'm eight years old?
Speaker 1: A link? What's it gonna take to get you the
Speaker 1: Lincoln lawyer that's going to take the get you into
Speaker 1: a Lincoln today? That's right, Lincoln lawyer? Man? Alright, alright, alright, um?
Speaker 1: How come you're waiting in line for the Jungle Cruise? Well?
Speaker 1: I like this ride, I like Champs and you're here alone?
Speaker 1: Yeah how about you? Yeah? I'm here with my grandparents,
Speaker 1: but they're too fat to ride the rode. Go easy
Speaker 1: on them. Now. Life is tough. Sometimes you gotta eat.
Speaker 1: They're over there in a in a little devil Kurt right, man,
Speaker 1: what treats you you looking forward to here at the park? Um? Uh?
Speaker 1: Giant sized pickle? First of all, that turkey leg that's
Speaker 1: not walking around food, young man. I hope you understand
Speaker 1: that you gotta sit down to eat that, Okay, and
Speaker 1: that giant pickle. About two thirds of the way through,
Speaker 1: you're gonna regret your entire life, every every decision you've
Speaker 1: ever made. So my suggestion is you'd have and throw
Speaker 1: that big old boy away. Mr Bonn talking to a
Speaker 1: conversation here, I'll be taking a photo with what I'm
Speaker 1: done with the young man. No, I don't I work
Speaker 1: here at the park. I'm I'm your I'm your private security.
Speaker 1: I understand that. Okay, good, I will say, no, I
Speaker 1: don't want any fistres with you. I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure that you're finding all the hidden Mickey's you
Speaker 1: you were looking for? You know, Sam? Sam? Do I
Speaker 1: look lost or confused to you? Man? What about days
Speaker 1: in general? No? Animatronics, private aimatronics. Listen down, I can't
Speaker 1: calm down. I need your help. Have you guys seen
Speaker 1: the act? Chicken strips down? Put the chicken strips down?
Speaker 1: I need sustenance. You don't understand. My sodium levels are
Speaker 1: freakishly low. I need this. Is it just me? Or
Speaker 1: does Claire only come to us when she needs something?
Speaker 1: She never stops by to say hello. It's not my job.
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't just I can't just ride the rides, Madeline, Madeline,
Speaker 1: have you been telling the animatronic your name is Claire?
Speaker 1: Have you been keeping up some kind of strange relationship
Speaker 1: with the animatronic outside of what your normal work. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't call it. I wouldna call it strange. He had something, Claire,
Speaker 1: hold hold on a second, hold on a second robot.
Speaker 1: That caricature that you've got in your hand right now? Okay,
Speaker 1: do they really think your hands are that big? Or
Speaker 1: is that something was the artists kind of take on it?
Speaker 1: What exactly are you asking right now? I'm just looking
Speaker 1: at the caricature that you just had a little drawing
Speaker 1: that you've got, and I just get big hands in
Speaker 1: the drawing. I don't. I don't know, That's all I'm asking.
Speaker 1: I think I think they're normal. I don't know if it,
Speaker 1: you know what, forget it. You're really distracting me when
Speaker 1: I am here on an important mission animatronics, especially especially
Speaker 1: you have you seen the actor from How to Lose
Speaker 1: a Guy in Ten Days? Mag Ryan, Meg Ryan, excuse me, hey,
Speaker 1: Jungle cruise boat tour guide. Can my friend Matthew give
Speaker 1: the tour instead? Um? He knows all the classic bids.
Speaker 1: I don't think that would be appropriate. A lot of
Speaker 1: fun forever, that's all right. But hey, I'll tell you,
Speaker 1: what are you gonna Here's a real good Give you
Speaker 1: a part in my next picture. Yeah, let me let
Speaker 1: me let me strap on that piste the years too. Mate,
Speaker 1: Oh mate, I like the fools in my hand. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lad to you. It feels good, it feels
Speaker 1: super good. Yeah, welcome aboard. Everybody, take your seats, if
Speaker 1: you would sit. It's close to each other's game. We
Speaker 1: got a lot of folks who want to get on
Speaker 1: the boat today, so we want to get everybody inside.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we're gonna push away from the dock.
Speaker 1: Everybody turned around and wave wave about everybody. Last, you're
Speaker 1: gonna see civilization. All right. Those are my fat grandparents
Speaker 1: over there. Look at him. I thought they were a
Speaker 1: couple of twin elephants up on the right. Here we're
Speaker 1: gonna see one of the eight Wonders of the World.
Speaker 1: And over on the left there's another one. What was that?
Speaker 1: I don't okay? Here, perhaps the pyramids? Which one was
Speaker 1: it was? It wasn't it was the back side of water. Yeah,
Speaker 1: on the back side of water. All right, classic, come
Speaker 1: up here on the right, you're gonna see uh all
Speaker 1: kind of creatures soaking and uh oh. Look over there,
Speaker 1: all them hyenas are looking after that tiger egg while
Speaker 1: he sleeps at Tigers just gonna snore away. He's fine,
Speaker 1: don't worry about him. Tigers and hyenas, they coming up
Speaker 1: on the left. They don't live in the same they
Speaker 1: don't live on the same count. You're gonna see now listen,
Speaker 1: oh some hippos or just take a little back here. Remember,
Speaker 1: as long as their ears don't wiggle, everybody's fine. There's
Speaker 1: nothing to worry about there. Wait, ducked down. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to shoot him in the face, handsome. Oh my god, shoot,
Speaker 1: that's a good well. I don't know if you're seeing this,
Speaker 1: but we got a looks like one of the tour
Speaker 1: operators is um is in the water drowned again. God
Speaker 1: damn what the hell is going on the eighth one
Speaker 1: this month? Oh my god? Oh, no one will ever know. So, um,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to bring this up to you,
Speaker 1: but I have an open room at my apartment and
Speaker 1: I'm looking to fill it. And I know this. You
Speaker 1: said you were looking hope possibly. Well, yeah, my wife
Speaker 1: did kick me out. Mm hmm. That's something to do
Speaker 1: with all the blood on my hands. M hm. So
Speaker 1: it's three sixty a month, not included, not included. Fuck
Speaker 1: you man, what the hell? What the hell is going on? No?
Speaker 1: I want three sixty including utilities. That's insane, man, that's insane.
Speaker 1: What do you mean including utilities? Way better than that
Speaker 1: in Orlando? Come on, you know what, then get it, man,
Speaker 1: get it, because you're not gonna find a better roommate
Speaker 1: than me. Okay, all right, what's so great about you
Speaker 1: as a roommate. We went to get a twelve hours
Speaker 1: to day already, That's what I'm saying. You know what
Speaker 1: I do? You know the ins and outs at all. Look,
Speaker 1: I got a I got a bad ass aquarium back
Speaker 1: in my place. Bad ass aquarium. It's got black lights,
Speaker 1: led lights, I mean, the whole thing, just like it's
Speaker 1: six guys bad news. I checked the buzz light your ride.
Speaker 1: I only got a score of two hundred and fifteen.
Speaker 1: I didn't even make cadet. McConaughey wasn't there what I wanted.
Speaker 1: Buzz light your line. I said, I need sugar. The
Speaker 1: sugar level before it was the sodium in my blood
Speaker 1: pressure and the dipping back to the sugar. They keep
Speaker 1: falling on my sweater and then getting stuck to it. Well,
Speaker 1: they're melting immediately. They're just tiny balls of crape. Hard
Speaker 1: to get sustenance, and they're so tiny. I should have
Speaker 1: gone for the dipped Mickey Mouse ears vanilla ice cream.
Speaker 1: Come on, you know this. You know this. That's right.
Speaker 1: Matalin is your name, and I knew that because I'm
Speaker 1: not an animatroun. I'm a security That's right. That's where
Speaker 1: you are. Go on. I mean, do you guys have
Speaker 1: any have you seen anything on the camera. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm freaking my fast. I can go over the Jungle Cruise.
Speaker 1: What we think McConaughey died on the Jungle Cruise died. Well,
Speaker 1: there's a floater with no pants. Were their bongos? And
Speaker 1: if you look up here on the rat who looks
Speaker 1: like the nighters are having a little pad Wow, I'm
Speaker 1: doing one of them dances and chanting. Let me see
Speaker 1: if I can make out what they're saying. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is this is this is being some fun museum. Nope,
Speaker 1: no idea. All right, I app here on the left,
Speaker 1: who looks like some monkeys. Mr McCaughey, I'd like to
Speaker 1: take back my just a second shorty with you. By
Speaker 1: the way, what's your name? Me the one I'm looking at? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's your name? Okay, I mean my name is Tim. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: this year's Tim. He's normally the captain on this year cruise.
Speaker 1: Let's give him a big round of applause. That's enough
Speaker 1: for Tim, all right, Tim, have a seat, buddy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: here's a dollar. Shut it up. Okay, coming up here
Speaker 1: on the ride. Who it's like chimp's got ahead a
Speaker 1: hold of that jeep and turned it on over. But swirly,
Speaker 1: wirly cookie maker twenty five cents. Swirly, it looks like
Speaker 1: we got a new traction here on the Jungle Cruise.
Speaker 1: Oh y, all kind of lost his ship, just jumped
Speaker 1: out of the boat. Now he's taking up camp. He's
Speaker 1: literally just trying to sell trash. It's so cool. Hey, fella,
Speaker 1: what's your name? I don't have a name anymore. I
Speaker 1: don't have a name. I used to have a name.
Speaker 1: I came here, I haven't left, but I've been making
Speaker 1: the living. Anybody want to cookie swirly wirly cookie maker?
Speaker 1: Looks like it's a piece of corn dog that fell
Speaker 1: off somebody Else's Tim Well Disney would like to see
Speaker 1: you in his office. Oh my god, I thought it
Speaker 1: was just a rumor that he was still around. Um
Speaker 1: do I look okay? You look like you're soaping wet?
Speaker 1: Din Dan, Yeah, you might be terrified by what you see.
Speaker 1: Huh you might? Can you not hear me? No, I
Speaker 1: hear you. I'm just it's just okay. I'm all right.
Speaker 1: So just go in. When you get in there, don't
Speaker 1: make a noise, don't make a little face, don't make
Speaker 1: your fingers move or anything. Okay, canderstand, of course, I understand,
Speaker 1: and I hear you. O Chim, I'm Walter Relias Disney. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well yeah, they kept me alive, but I'm horribly deformed.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Um, you don't have any arms or
Speaker 1: or anybody anybody or it's just Ahead, that's right, I'm Ahead.
Speaker 1: I'm any Tim, your employee of the month. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: thank you. I thought that I was doing really bad. No, no,
Speaker 1: you're doing great. Mcconna hate took home from my boat
Speaker 1: tour and died. Yeah, I know, I know everything. I'm
Speaker 1: linked into everything that happens at the park. Just sold
Speaker 1: another doll with Can I ask you something really serious? Sure?
Speaker 1: I have this sneaking suspicion that I'm not real Is
Speaker 1: it possible that there's several other people at the park
Speaker 1: that are employees. I honestly don't know if we're real
Speaker 1: people or we're also part of the pace world of laughter, world,
Speaker 1: the world of world. There are so much um Madeline.
Speaker 1: So we found Mr mcconaugheye, his last that's kind of
Speaker 1: the thing, first last ride, for his last ride, he
Speaker 1: said he wants a little quiet time with you on
Speaker 1: the teacups. Great. Okay, okay, yes, okay, let's go, let's go,
Speaker 1: let's go. Okay, we're right here, Okay, okay, wait there
Speaker 1: she is now? Is Madeline? Is that the name Madeline?
Speaker 1: I'll leave you to climb on in clime only, and
Speaker 1: sister is going to be a crazy rab What do
Speaker 1: you dreaming? Tell your dreams and hopes and wishes for
Speaker 1: laugh ahead, and what do you see for yourself? If
Speaker 1: you look down the barrel and you see out the
Speaker 1: other side, and there's plenty of light coming down, but
Speaker 1: you know what it's for you, and the cup starts
Speaker 1: spying and you can feel that. S say, that's the
Speaker 1: world going by. Don't let it go by, Madeline, reach out,
Speaker 1: grab something, grab something that you mest be the future.
Speaker 1: What's that gonna be? I want to get married in
Speaker 1: Cinderella's castle. I want to become a projection in the
Speaker 1: hunt of and before that, how many kids you have? No, girl,
Speaker 1: I'm surrounded by too many of them all ready, and
Speaker 1: they're gonna get in the way of my dream to
Speaker 1: take a pack my job. Do you know how many
Speaker 1: kids got in the way of me finding you today?
Speaker 1: It was all their faults, not mine. How about not
Speaker 1: my animal trying? If I can get Mickey boyfriend, But
Speaker 1: if I can get Mickey Mouse to preside over the wedding,
Speaker 1: would be cool. Yeah, that would be amazing. Mr mccahey,
Speaker 1: Mr mca sam Little Sammy, Little Sammy, how are you
Speaker 1: doing down there? I just remember that failure to launch
Speaker 1: my man. All right, give me a ruddy whoa. It's
Speaker 1: flower in the area. This is the future, this is
Speaker 1: what it's all about. You're just float until you don't
Speaker 1: stay with me, now, Madeleine, don't look down, don't look down,
Speaker 1: just look ahead, look ahead. Man glowing, how are you
Speaker 1: enjoying the ride? Folks? There he is, that's the man.
Speaker 1: I'm the disembodied head of Walt Business. W D. Baby,
Speaker 1: say load of w day, sir. It is an absolute
Speaker 1: past that get past that. Ask him any questions, any
Speaker 1: question you've always wanted to ask w D. Okay, am
Speaker 1: I am my employee of the month? Any questions you
Speaker 1: can ask? Oh, poor Madeline, when I die, I want
Speaker 1: to be up beautiful. Three comes to us from Christen wrote,
Speaker 1: I am delighted that you liked my alligator story. I've
Speaker 1: got another one for you. My marching band performed in
Speaker 1: the two thousand nineteen Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Unfortunately, it
Speaker 1: turned out to be the worst parade I've ever been
Speaker 1: in because of the unreasonably strong winds that day, which
Speaker 1: were amplified by the wind tunnel effect of the tall buildings,
Speaker 1: and then this year, our entire marching band's season was
Speaker 1: canceled due to the plague. Could you do a scene
Speaker 1: were entire parade is picked up by a tornado and
Speaker 1: deposited someplace a parade is not usually found. Also, one
Speaker 1: time I had to drop out in the middle of
Speaker 1: a parade because of a medical incident, and that parade
Speaker 1: was only my third least favorite. Yours, Kristen Kelly, Wow,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Ah, And here we are again on a
Speaker 1: fantastic autumn day, getting ready for what would be will be?
Speaker 1: Will be? Jump in there. It is a fantastic day
Speaker 1: in the weather's turning out to be better than we expected.
Speaker 1: We thought huge storms were coming through. Are you okay, Ted?
Speaker 1: I'm more than fine. And you know, that's exactly what
Speaker 1: we thought. There was going to be a massive hurricane
Speaker 1: with insane tornadoes and who else, who knows what else.
Speaker 1: But we said that for a while, but all of
Speaker 1: a sudden everything came calm that. It seems to be everything.
Speaker 1: The studio. You do, dumb Fox. Throw it down to Patricia.
Speaker 1: All right, she's down on the street with the floats.
Speaker 1: I think he's talking to you, Ted, Can you hear that?
Speaker 1: You're here. I can, I can, and we what that.
Speaker 1: What we're talking about is we got our gentlemen in
Speaker 1: the booth upstairs, running all the knobs and switches, the uh,
Speaker 1: the Wizard of Oz, if you will, in our ear
Speaker 1: and you know, let's get back to the weather. Just
Speaker 1: for a second, we thought that alright, color guard, look alive,
Speaker 1: look alive. Now listen. Some of you might think that
Speaker 1: parades are about floats. They are not. They are about jack.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. Now are we ready to spin?
Speaker 1: Are we ready to twirl? And are we ready to march? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Remember that's just uh, the weather had been really bad earlier,
Speaker 1: and I heard that there's gonna be another stretch of it. Honestly,
Speaker 1: Tina's too little. If the up again, She's just gonna
Speaker 1: fly right out of here. Now you listen to me, Tina, Tina. Now,
Speaker 1: I've never been a six inch tall woman, but you are, okay,
Speaker 1: and I think that makes you special. And I think
Speaker 1: today is the day that we get rid of all
Speaker 1: your fears and you march right through, twirl and twist
Speaker 1: until if I gotta follow up question, Uh sure, so
Speaker 1: you were never a six inch tall girl? That is,
Speaker 1: in fact, on your record. But you were an eleven
Speaker 1: inch tall boy. Can we hear about that? Listen. I
Speaker 1: don't want to bore you with the story of Night
Speaker 1: four when I took home parade guy. But I but
Speaker 1: I will, I will if I need you. I was
Speaker 1: once eleven inches, as we all were. Um, so yes,
Speaker 1: I've had my I'm in the light. But today's about you.
Speaker 1: It's not about floats, it's not about goats. Come on,
Speaker 1: we know it goes. Just afraid. These metal flags are
Speaker 1: gonna attract lightning, and it's I think it's problematic that
Speaker 1: we're gonna be out there swinging in the air. Mayor, Mayor,
Speaker 1: listen to me. You have to cancel this parade. Right now.
Speaker 1: I have a tornado that's coming down the fucking highway
Speaker 1: and it's gonna smash straight into that. I can't cancel
Speaker 1: that god damn parade. It's it's a money maker for
Speaker 1: this community. Jesus Christ. It is just like Jaws. Remember Jaws,
Speaker 1: to say, Jaws, Just like Jaws, you have to cancel this.
Speaker 1: If you don't cancel this, this is this is going
Speaker 1: to be an asterisk on your career for the rest
Speaker 1: of your life. It's just a little wind, Come on,
Speaker 1: little wind, I got wind at four d and fifty
Speaker 1: thousand knots. Okay, give that to me and lay me
Speaker 1: st it's a knots, Kenny. Are they gonna throw it
Speaker 1: to me down here? Or what I mean? I'm missing
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving with my family. I've been here for an hour
Speaker 1: and a half. It we're rolling. I'm ready, asked him
Speaker 1: four times. I don't know what to tell you, Hunt,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna try one more time and
Speaker 1: if it doesn't work, head on back to here. Fox.
Speaker 1: You know I'm not a morning person. I could have
Speaker 1: slept telling me a lot of things with my morning
Speaker 1: Come on, do you know how expensive it was to
Speaker 1: order an entire Thanksgiving dinner from a restaurant I could
Speaker 1: have cooked. I could have Patricia save some of this
Speaker 1: for the air. Okay, you're right, I should give it
Speaker 1: to him right on their thank you. I'll stand by that.
Speaker 1: Let me try one more time. And it's it's not
Speaker 1: only the weather that's something that we should that that
Speaker 1: that's interesting. It's it's if you if you look at
Speaker 1: the booth, if you don't throw it down to Patricia,
Speaker 1: you're you just get your fucking pink slip and you're done.
Speaker 1: And the thing that I wanted I should take over
Speaker 1: now because it sounds like you've gotten Hey, Tommy, um,
Speaker 1: I know this town is boring and nothing happens here.
Speaker 1: I bet all over the country, big corporades are going
Speaker 1: on not here. But you know what's cool is you're
Speaker 1: my best friend and we're playing marbles. Well well, well
Speaker 1: look at this, but little we are talking to them
Speaker 1: something the men bad like playing marbles by yourself. Get
Speaker 1: away from me, Ace marbles. Shut the hell up. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna steal these marbles and some and I'm gonna buy
Speaker 1: myself onto portion. Get the hell out of this town.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, you say that to me every day. Let
Speaker 1: me ask you a question. Do you believe in magic?
Speaker 1: I believe in God. That's kind of like magic, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways. Mr. Season is a huge
Speaker 1: part of religion. What's that mysticism? You know, the other one? Religion? Anyway, Look,
Speaker 1: I got six more. I got six marvels here, and
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to have fun in this bathroom. Okay, Hey,
Speaker 1: connect love Coney. It's that Patricia Lady from the six
Speaker 1: o'clock news. She might be reporting on the on the parade.
Speaker 1: Let's go over there and get a picture. Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Are you Patricia Takahoka? Excuse me? Are you from the news? Yeah,
Speaker 1: not that you'd know it after today. Well, sorry but
Speaker 1: your troubles. But my son and I were hoping we
Speaker 1: can get a photo with you. Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 1: Right now? Tommy, look over there, there's a corn dog.
Speaker 1: What's the matter with you, lady? I could be on
Speaker 1: air at any steps like that, to be at the ready,
Speaker 1: curse like that in front of a boy. He's seventeen
Speaker 1: years old. He can't hear this. Oh he's seven. He looks. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Guys, I didn't get your own? Now
Speaker 1: can I get a picture with me? Boys? I wish
Speaker 1: I could? Okay, you need some No man will stay
Speaker 1: with me for more than three on a second? Now,
Speaker 1: they can't stand that. Don't sound the power? Oh it's
Speaker 1: the power of the news, lady. They're intimidating my prowess.
Speaker 1: It's my confidence and to be quite honest, it's my tips. Well,
Speaker 1: they scare people. They don't look right without the Maybe
Speaker 1: not at Thanksgiving? Huh loud and proud, Hi Hi anchored lady.
Speaker 1: Do you know those twin weather men, those twin weather fox. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know those little fox. You want to talk to
Speaker 1: me about a couple little fucks, then let's have a
Speaker 1: little fun talk right now. Okay, And as my Lord
Speaker 1: and savior, Amen, he thinks of that little session. Man, Hey,
Speaker 1: welcome man. You know, m I always raised Catholic, but
Speaker 1: I did fall into, like, you know, Protestantism because I
Speaker 1: do believe that every individual has the power to forgive
Speaker 1: each other and it shouldn't just come from a mandate
Speaker 1: from some dude in the Giant had living in a
Speaker 1: castle somewhere in Italy. Yeah, you know, like we are
Speaker 1: our own saviors. And so now that now that we're
Speaker 1: our own saviors, can we pray for anything we want? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, it's just like wishing, but it's a prayer,
Speaker 1: so that means it's like more powerful. It means it
Speaker 1: will work. Okay, Dear who what do we call? God?
Speaker 1: Dear God, Dear God. I pray for something magical to
Speaker 1: happen today, Dad, Look at what's happening down there. It
Speaker 1: seems like God's fingers coming down straight down the corridor
Speaker 1: of the buildings. Dad, it's picking up the parade as
Speaker 1: you said you wanted to take over here. You going
Speaker 1: all right right now, I'm just head and shut down
Speaker 1: your right. It's not a good time for it. But
Speaker 1: we're gonna cut to Patricia. Let's have some talk right here.
Speaker 1: You up the shut the wires on that plane. At most.
Speaker 1: This is a mild breeze. It's gonna pass. It's gonna pass.
Speaker 1: Shut it down on my alright, color guard, we march
Speaker 1: go Tina boy. It took that tiny lady first and
Speaker 1: that's our shopper. Oh yeah, oh nice cleansing. Let me
Speaker 1: thank all of our alchemists h and no particular order.
Speaker 1: Craig Atkowski, thanks so much, pal Lopal, Hey, my pleasure,
Speaker 1: and keep listening to Craigslist Spooky Times, a special limited
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Speaker 1: you and Carla please send that along, James E, thank
Speaker 1: you so much. Buddy, Well, thank you, and uh, I'm
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Speaker 1: anybody has lost track of the news, lad, is that possible?
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Speaker 1: thank you for having me working folks. I guess your
Speaker 1: Instagram's occasional videos. Yeah, you know. I'm still at Jackie
Speaker 1: Doruthy and I do have a new video UM that
Speaker 1: I'm editing. It'll probably come out tomorrow. It's gonna come out,
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Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. A couple of things
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Speaker 1: crazy enough, that we saw Jackie to Ruthy and her
Speaker 1: husband Patrick Babbitt and a hut Clunday commercial together. Just
Speaker 1: recently they were on a Fox Sports a fun little
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Speaker 1: got me a gig. Hey, Bill Batton. It just goes
Speaker 1: like I'm in the industry. You could toss a guy
Speaker 1: bone had a big deal. Um. So that was really
Speaker 1: fun to see Jackie and Patrick together. Also, I want
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