Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode what abolcom toddition. I'm your host,
Speaker 1: Kevin Poll. I guess that Kevin Well for mushroom, black
Speaker 1: owls and sausage Marinaro sauce only. Of course, thanks for asking,
Speaker 1: but I digress. Let's mean a shower, no particular orders.
Speaker 1: Say hello and welcome back, Gary Anthony. Will may I say,
Speaker 1: this is one of those days when nothing could go wrong,
Speaker 1: And I mean, I'm not. I'm not even kidding. No,
Speaker 1: he's not. Nothing could possibly go wrong today, and it
Speaker 1: feels good knowing it. It must Garbert any memory from
Speaker 1: a trip abroad? Uh? Yeah, oh yes, yes, of course.
Speaker 1: I years ago, I took my son, who as you
Speaker 1: like to call him. He's a Mexican American, he's mixed race, Uh,
Speaker 1: to Fiji with my then white wife, and I only
Speaker 1: see color. I'll be honest. I only took him to Fiji.
Speaker 1: We were he was there longer than I was. I
Speaker 1: was there like ten or eleven days. But he started
Speaker 1: picking up the Fijian language really easily, and because of
Speaker 1: his mix, he looked like a Fijian kid. So people
Speaker 1: were always stopping us on the streets seeing if we
Speaker 1: were trying to kidnap a Fijian kid because he looked
Speaker 1: like them Fijian. Yeah, but I will tell you this,
Speaker 1: We were not trying to kidnap. We were using him.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, he's our kids, and they would speak
Speaker 1: to them, but we say, don't speak in Fijian because
Speaker 1: he was learning Fijian at the time. Um. But that
Speaker 1: was just as a guys, because we really were a
Speaker 1: kidnapping Yeah, yeah, Usa, right right, Hey, look there it's
Speaker 1: James any Lonnie Jim. If I say fire pit, you
Speaker 1: say s'mares smarts. Yeah, I mean that's the first thing
Speaker 1: I thought of. It felt like it was necessary to
Speaker 1: give you the first thing it was, and you passed
Speaker 1: the flying Colors and I thank you for it. Look
Speaker 1: at it's great Kakowski Cocoo. What are the two things
Speaker 1: a song must have for you to even listen to it? Well,
Speaker 1: it's got to have some power and some beauty. Power
Speaker 1: and beauty. Oh now my third horse and now here's
Speaker 1: Christop Verado Sonny's pop. If they could all be as
Speaker 1: perfect as sunny, how many dogs do you think you
Speaker 1: could enjoy having on the rag? Zero to one? Okay,
Speaker 1: just a lot. It's a lot it's a lot. It's
Speaker 1: a lot to have a dog. It's a lot. That's
Speaker 1: sometimes do you wish you just got a chimp? Sometimes
Speaker 1: it so you could just sleep a lot. Yeah. Also
Speaker 1: not a big deal. But I've been to Fiji two
Speaker 1: so I'm just saying I'm also I'm also makes a race,
Speaker 1: so not a big deal. Just does a lot of
Speaker 1: overlap with Gary and I. So I just feel speak
Speaker 1: Fijian bula. I forget it. No black and last, but
Speaker 1: only heath bars this year for you if you think
Speaker 1: of least, it's Joey Greer, Lord Freakington. The third, what
Speaker 1: is your exercise regimen these days? When the wake up
Speaker 1: in the money, Let's power and beauty. I just wanted
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Speaker 1: this scene suggestion and had to hear it. The concept
Speaker 1: of Pinocchio. But it's not his nose that grows. Jesus alright, Japedal,
Speaker 1: you're under arrest. They would, you're under Arrestpedal. I don't
Speaker 1: understand what you say. I mean, you don't understand what's
Speaker 1: going on here? Are you stealing everybody's would? And you're
Speaker 1: making some creepy fucking puppets in your house? All right,
Speaker 1: you're under arrest. First of all, I don't appreciate this
Speaker 1: U this term you use a creepy. It's if you
Speaker 1: could define for me creepy. That's actually pretty hard to do. Um,
Speaker 1: you want to take a minute or a need, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna s done on this bench right here just a second.
Speaker 1: How does that feel, dumb boy? Now, Pinachio, listen to
Speaker 1: me very carefully. All right, your nose no more grow.
Speaker 1: I don't care if you lie or you tell the truth.
Speaker 1: If you lie, it's a no nose that the grows.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make another part of you grow? When do
Speaker 1: you lie? Oh? What part? I'm gonna let you select? Really? Yes, well,
Speaker 1: come on into the store. Mr I'm sorry your card,
Speaker 1: your card that you handed me to the door. But
Speaker 1: Mr pet peppetto geppetto, Hey, but how you don't whether today,
Speaker 1: I tell you, is a long morning. And I asked
Speaker 1: the question I didn't really want to answer to. You'll hear,
Speaker 1: my friend, I have a special marath on wood that
Speaker 1: just got in. Tell me more. It ain't from Morocco.
Speaker 1: That's the secret to war exactly from Fiji. There's a
Speaker 1: Fijian the wood. It's not even from Fiji. Don't tell
Speaker 1: don't tell him. It's Norwegian? Would Norwegian? I can't believe it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: look at I wait all my life I thought this
Speaker 1: a Norwegian would Ever since I heard the Beatles song,
Speaker 1: I wait, I wonder is it the thing? Is it?
Speaker 1: The real thing was the metaphor that they were Okay
Speaker 1: can I come in? Yeah? Gone, I missed you. I
Speaker 1: missed you. You're all I think about? You know that? Right?
Speaker 1: I mean I I I thought we were serious, but
Speaker 1: I have all that you think about what I do?
Speaker 1: Think we were serious? But I mean I'm the only
Speaker 1: thing you think about. I mean, I guess, not literally.
Speaker 1: I just I missed you, Okay, I just I missed you.
Speaker 1: Come here here, touch me, just touch me. We don't
Speaker 1: have a long time. That's okay. Oh this feels good.
Speaker 1: Tell it feels good. I can tell its good. It's
Speaker 1: definitely Are you coming out? Or what did you find?
Speaker 1: The bathroom? What the hell was this place? It's just
Speaker 1: shut up. I was just showing her the bath what
Speaker 1: what the fuck? Stuff? That's good? At it? Here's good.
Speaker 1: Come here. I want you to meet somebody. I want you.
Speaker 1: I killed him for you, boy, thank you. Oh that
Speaker 1: seems like, uh, we're probably getting get it in trouble.
Speaker 1: You first you killed that cop and now you've killed
Speaker 1: him and you way, it doesn't matter. You're fine. Are
Speaker 1: you confused today? Do you not like me anymore? Like?
Speaker 1: What's going on here? Yester? Sweet sweet love to me?
Speaker 1: I love you? Eric comes hey, Thompson. Uh you want
Speaker 1: to check out the crime scene inside? It looks like
Speaker 1: we've got a couple of dead bodies in the old
Speaker 1: shapetto place. Manetta would be the last guy I would
Speaker 1: have thought, you know, just a kindly old wood carver. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, he may or may not have had anything
Speaker 1: to do with this. It's kind of up to you
Speaker 1: to put that nose of yours on the crime scene. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm known for my nose. I mean, let us know
Speaker 1: what you smell. Sniff this one out for us. You
Speaker 1: gotta chief, all right, m a little stuffed up. Ah,
Speaker 1: I didn't take my allergy meds, but okay, I'm good
Speaker 1: at the distinct hint of sawdust. Mm hmm. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of sawdust here, but I mean it's a wood
Speaker 1: carver shot that that would make sense. Yeah, I smelled
Speaker 1: that too. Okay. Uh. Mouse droppings Wait, okay, there's the
Speaker 1: mouse infestation here. I mean their rats, but sure we
Speaker 1: can call them mice. I think they're just really big mice. Ah,
Speaker 1: welcome to rat r MA. You don't have a game words.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have two rodents on stage, no police audience.
Speaker 1: You can cheer after this is these animals will get
Speaker 1: really freaked out if you're cheering in somebody take them
Speaker 1: out of somebody willed son of a Welcome back to
Speaker 1: her at two rodents on stage. You have a simple test, Junior.
Speaker 1: Are you ready? Yes? Janina, are you ready, I believe,
Speaker 1: so believing is half the battle. I'm gonna show you
Speaker 1: these two rotus, and you have to decide one thing
Speaker 1: and one thing only. Is it a rat? Corry? Is
Speaker 1: it a mouth? Robert? Robert? Can I ask a question
Speaker 1: real quick? Please? Don't right at Okay. If we're not
Speaker 1: sure if it's a mouse or a rat, is there
Speaker 1: a middle ground? Is there a third option? If you're
Speaker 1: not sure whether it's a mouse or a rat, always
Speaker 1: choose mouse. That's help. Okay, I'm ready. Sorry, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: lift the dome and rub a mouse. Oh that's a mouse.
Speaker 1: Then I guess I'll go with I'll go with go
Speaker 1: with the incorrect answer. Uh, I'll go with My was
Speaker 1: also about my ship, and the answer is miles follow
Speaker 1: up questions I answered right away, right away, right, and
Speaker 1: my opponent took forever right. There is there any points
Speaker 1: not penocchio, penocio, turn that off, turn that off on? Hey.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, um, there's only one real person that's
Speaker 1: standing in the way of you and I being who
Speaker 1: it is we want to be or going where we will.
Speaker 1: Uh huh Sato. Yeah, but he's like my dad, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like a really abusive father, I feel like not really,
Speaker 1: not really from from from from all right? Might you
Speaker 1: have to pay for your room? Okay, you're off your time? Okay,
Speaker 1: room where you got the funk out? Okay? Nobody's here, man,
Speaker 1: I see little feet running around. I don't need them
Speaker 1: the daughter. You pay me or you got the funk out?
Speaker 1: Give me one second? H Hello, how do you do? Okay? Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: we went over time? Is that right? Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Come on in, let me go to my purse. How
Speaker 1: much you being? Seventy dollars? Is that a puppet for you?
Speaker 1: I for you now, Mr the pedal Unlike the other
Speaker 1: woods that I have sold into you. Yes, sir, this
Speaker 1: wood has other mystical and a k a also magical powers.
Speaker 1: I'm a listening. If at any point anything is going
Speaker 1: wrong in your life, my life, anybody's life. If you
Speaker 1: ever threatened, hit them with this Norwegian wood. So it's
Speaker 1: fat you say my life is a threat or anything
Speaker 1: else in my life I want to change. I hit
Speaker 1: them with the wound with this noweedio isn't it the
Speaker 1: good about chief? Another body right here? At there's no
Speaker 1: tell motel. Well, I think we got a serial killer
Speaker 1: on our hands. What makes you say then, Well, first
Speaker 1: of all, mouse, Mouse, get Rats, Rats Mouse Norwegian Rats. Uh,
Speaker 1: thanks for recommending that show. By the way, I benched
Speaker 1: the ship out of it this week, right and got
Speaker 1: really good at identifying wrote it. Oh, I mean, it's
Speaker 1: got all the same tell tell signs of that murder
Speaker 1: at the Geppetto place. Whoever, whoever, it's the same emo,
Speaker 1: it's the same mmo. And what is that mo? Exactly? Well,
Speaker 1: there's wood chips all over the place. Sure, and uh,
Speaker 1: that's it. That's their sign their signature, that's their signature.
Speaker 1: And wood chips like trumps exactly and uh and somebody
Speaker 1: wrote fu Geppetto on the wall. Somebody, Hey, Robert, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry to catch you after one of those.
Speaker 1: I love the show so much. I love the social
Speaker 1: take three take. I don't know if you know about this,
Speaker 1: this alternate Nosco breathing just to calm down. Let's just
Speaker 1: go ahead and alter Nosto breathing, just calm down the
Speaker 1: show so much. He got a question, what what do
Speaker 1: you do with what do you do with the rats
Speaker 1: and nousis after filming? Huh, what do you do with him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what do you do? Follow me? Okay, this is crazy,
Speaker 1: Robert Robert Shermer, I'm with Robert Shermer. Robert Schmer is
Speaker 1: with you? Pal? Oh following me? Mr? Do you want
Speaker 1: access to the room? Would you please open the room?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's the password? There you are? Who
Speaker 1: is it? More than everything you've ever dreamt off? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? So they're just they just formed giant rat
Speaker 1: kings balls, the rats willowing, fluffy, undulating balls. Rats. And
Speaker 1: are you feeling okay? You're your balls are gigantic. Well
Speaker 1: they've made a grieve mistake. It's not me, It's not
Speaker 1: not be with me right? Well, you see, I'm something
Speaker 1: for me? Is that why holding off? That's not how
Speaker 1: it's supposed to work. The balls don't usually cruel, that
Speaker 1: is goodness. Ooh we got out just in time. The
Speaker 1: balls don't usually grow. Why would you carved balls? Where
Speaker 1: you wearing wooden balls? We learned more about you, pedal
Speaker 1: than we wanted to come through from David David, who wrote, hellokay,
Speaker 1: you are one of the driving forces getting me through
Speaker 1: this pandemic. Now to the scene idea. So just an
Speaker 1: observation he shared with us I have been watching a
Speaker 1: lot of film noir movies recently, So that's it. Film noir,
Speaker 1: go action. Love you all, David ta Tarzuk. It was
Speaker 1: a cold day, not the cold that you usually feel,
Speaker 1: not bone chilling cold, not the kind of cold that
Speaker 1: blows a man's hat off of his head, Not the
Speaker 1: kind of cold and whistles through the trees making you
Speaker 1: wish he were deaf again. No, it was just mildly cool. Larry, Sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry interrupt you. I know, I know you'd like to
Speaker 1: get through the whole passage. Um, we I feel a
Speaker 1: little bit of aggression, and I would like to just
Speaker 1: taper it back two notches to doing too much welcoming,
Speaker 1: maybe a little more welcoming. We're gonna the actors themselves
Speaker 1: on screen. Yeah, we're gonna leave a lot of that
Speaker 1: acting to them. What we were looking from from you,
Speaker 1: per se, was setting the scene, welcoming the view the
Speaker 1: viewer in bringing them in. Let's try a welcoming book.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's the one. How about this time? I
Speaker 1: just kind of ye have fun with it and make
Speaker 1: it my own, you know what, trying to make it
Speaker 1: everyone else's that. Make this one about you all? Right
Speaker 1: when I woke up that moment, everything seemed to be
Speaker 1: going my way. There's the only reason I couldn't say
Speaker 1: that is it was the sun was shining, just the
Speaker 1: way I like the sun. I hate to cut you off.
Speaker 1: I hate to cut you off, but we still need
Speaker 1: you to redo the lines about the chili cold weather. No,
Speaker 1: you want me to go back to the cold days,
Speaker 1: then yeah, it would be really helpful because you need
Speaker 1: to make it your old very good flip. It was
Speaker 1: a cold day, not the kind of cold that chills
Speaker 1: you to the boom. Gosh, it's cold today. Not the
Speaker 1: kind of cold that rolls a man's hat right off
Speaker 1: his head. You dropped your head. Yes, it is that
Speaker 1: kind of cold day, then, not the kind of cold
Speaker 1: that whistles through the trees. It makes a man wish
Speaker 1: he were deaf and couldn't hear. It was just my
Speaker 1: cool meaning morning more. Please come in, don't be frightened.
Speaker 1: How can they help you, sir? Why would I be afraid?
Speaker 1: I'll just take a cup of coffee place. Most who
Speaker 1: have come to this place? Who am I dealing with here?
Speaker 1: Where my manager is very much on my ask today?
Speaker 1: But good? Actually I'm having a pretty good day. Like
Speaker 1: it's kind of cold out there, but not the kind
Speaker 1: of cold that blows your hat off. Although that did
Speaker 1: happen to me, which is weird. I think it was
Speaker 1: a free gust of wind, but maybe your head just
Speaker 1: fell off. Is it possible? Oh that's possible anyway. Uh nice,
Speaker 1: nice start to my day. I'll tell you what I think.
Speaker 1: A cup of coffee place, what kind of coffee with
Speaker 1: your leg? Well, the narration is going to come back
Speaker 1: in in three two. He wasn't the kind of guy
Speaker 1: who drank regular coffee. Some people like the coffee black.
Speaker 1: He liked his African American I wasn't afraid to think
Speaker 1: so African American? Please? What you heard me? What did
Speaker 1: you say? Is there an issue here? I like my
Speaker 1: coffee African American plays? The fund is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? That was that supposed to me? Boss?
Speaker 1: If I may, I think it means he doesn't have
Speaker 1: one any cream of any kind? That get you? What
Speaker 1: do you? What do you think it means? And the
Speaker 1: fucking idea of the show, let's get out of this
Speaker 1: coffee shop on it's something bad is about to go down.
Speaker 1: I don't think It's a metaphor. Three doors down, little
Speaker 1: Lucifer a k a. The peg leg boy stop at
Speaker 1: the candy shopper. He always stopped every morning, but he
Speaker 1: stopped here extra hard on such a cold whole day. Hey, Mr,
Speaker 1: where's my caramel creams? Coming? Right up? You're supposed to
Speaker 1: have my camel creams ready right when I show up? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know who I am? Yeah, a little peg like boy.
Speaker 1: You don't. You don't get to say that, you don't.
Speaker 1: We tell you all. I'm a little Lucifer, son of
Speaker 1: the devil. Alright, good whatever. I do have a peg leg,
Speaker 1: but I'm not defined by it. Man and this and
Speaker 1: this establishment you are. Oh, I see your sign. We
Speaker 1: have the right to discriminate. The sign of the wall
Speaker 1: did say we have the right to discriminate. But what
Speaker 1: Little Lucifer didn't realize is the word right wasn't spelled
Speaker 1: r I g h T. It was a spelling he'd
Speaker 1: never seen before, not in his wildest, wildest dreams. Hey,
Speaker 1: who spells right like that? Anyway? What you're talking about?
Speaker 1: How you spell it? W R I g h T? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who the hell taught you to read? I thought you
Speaker 1: were just grown up alone, abandoned in that little apartment
Speaker 1: building up there. I picked up reading on the street.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, you know you're pretty smart. You know
Speaker 1: I got some I got some candy. I need running.
Speaker 1: Maybe you could do me a little favorite. Get you
Speaker 1: get some extra corny to pucket. Does that sound? Oh yeah?
Speaker 1: Who needs candy? Run? A lot of kids, a lot
Speaker 1: of fat, fat kids, and even right some of the
Speaker 1: fattest kids in town. We're running candy. That's big Foot,
Speaker 1: Timothy gut Lamar, give me that appens happen and Jolly
Speaker 1: John the candy run. I just want some Patana tips.
Speaker 1: It looks like those kids have been sampling the merchandise
Speaker 1: a little bit. Yeah, yeah, Lucifer, maybe they have. So
Speaker 1: maybe they need some fiction, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I think I know what you mean. Listen,
Speaker 1: if your father really is Satan, maybe you should open
Speaker 1: up some kind of interdimensional portal, bring him here and
Speaker 1: sacrifice them in some way to get your legs back.
Speaker 1: Or maybe, I don't know, just just a spitball here. Look.
Speaker 1: I was told by the woman who I thought was
Speaker 1: my mother that my dad was the devil. I've never
Speaker 1: seen him in real life. That's what I'm saying. I'm
Speaker 1: saying sacrifice. The kids maybe have an opportunity to kind
Speaker 1: of have amends, you know what I mean? This run
Speaker 1: one shift running Chandy and we'll see if this works
Speaker 1: out one for both of us. They don't think about sacrificing. Okay,
Speaker 1: I got a customer. What's going on? The streets were cold.
Speaker 1: The Lucifers sat out on his one good foot and
Speaker 1: his big leg. You could hear the step chump, step chump,
Speaker 1: step chump as he ran down the streets, right into
Speaker 1: the man with a cup of African American coffee in
Speaker 1: his head. Oh hey, what what are you going? Hey?
Speaker 1: Why don't you watch me? You're going a little man
Speaker 1: just nearly burned me with that black coffee. Hey, African
Speaker 1: American coffee? If you please? What what is your deal?
Speaker 1: I can see you're down here. Look, here's fifteen cents
Speaker 1: that the dime and the nickel. I don't know what
Speaker 1: fifties senses. Hey, do you need any smarties? I'm selling
Speaker 1: loose smarties? Aren't you that pegg boy who lives in
Speaker 1: the apartment. What I'm not defined by that? Okay, Look,
Speaker 1: clearly I have a peg leg, but you don't have
Speaker 1: to lead with that. What's your name, little Lucifer? Hey,
Speaker 1: little Lucifer, you got my snickers? Yeah? Here you go. Hey, hey, hey, uh,
Speaker 1: why are you doing this type of stuff? Huh out
Speaker 1: here in the streets. You know, I can get you
Speaker 1: a real job, a good job running kiddies, a real job. No,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about it for seven minutes. Look, kid, I
Speaker 1: like you, okay, and I think there's more to you
Speaker 1: than you even know. So this is the kid you
Speaker 1: brought in great okay. So we make the souls of
Speaker 1: the sneakers right here, all right, then we lace them
Speaker 1: up on this side here. Okay, wait a minute, there's
Speaker 1: tons of kids working here with tiny hands. Welcome to
Speaker 1: the workforce. Oh no, this is like Pinocchio where the capture.
Speaker 1: All those kids have the turn to the donkeys, want
Speaker 1: to break buss No, sir, now, these kids were your
Speaker 1: chance as your work. Where's the narrator to get me
Speaker 1: out of this? The narrator was where he always is,
Speaker 1: having a zip of African American cuff made with some
Speaker 1: of the finest beings that you can ever had. It's
Speaker 1: cool when he says it on a cold day. A
Speaker 1: man needs that kind of cuff. Okay, so this is
Speaker 1: the Folders commercial. We're just gonna switch it over to
Speaker 1: African American coffee. M there's nothing funny about this. It's
Speaker 1: not funny. This is crazy. I can't run this. When
Speaker 1: you deal with a guy, I can't take him anymore.
Speaker 1: Could you please explain to him what we're doing here? Laughing?
Speaker 1: Can you just record and do your job? You're either
Speaker 1: the engineer for this gig or you're not. Then you
Speaker 1: know what I'm not. Okay, great, I'm not on the
Speaker 1: way out, and you know what, I have the button.
Speaker 1: Then you're an idiot. Yeah, well I would have the
Speaker 1: only keys to the bathroom, So good luck taking a
Speaker 1: Could we get this commercial recorded? It has to be
Speaker 1: on the air and under five minutes. Of course we can.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I'll run the board. It's fine. Let's
Speaker 1: get the actor in there. You know, another thing, another thing.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just crazy to me. Crazy to me.
Speaker 1: This company just come in here and think they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I can I can just get a commercial off there
Speaker 1: in five minutes. You know, takes a lot of time
Speaker 1: and behind you, but but you hit me the back
Speaker 1: of the head with salt. That's a salt. That's two times.
Speaker 1: I had three minutes to get this commercial from the air. Ready,
Speaker 1: when you are sup up, We're going live in ten seconds.
Speaker 1: If you don't have a prerecorded we need to do
Speaker 1: a live ready of the commercial. Do it live. We'll
Speaker 1: do it lore And it's always nice to end the
Speaker 1: news on a heartwarming story. Marty Carruthers. And that's your news.
Speaker 1: And now a word from our sponsor, Folger. Say you
Speaker 1: had a hard day sitting down with the family, little
Speaker 1: Billy and his mom. Also, you're white. Don't you think
Speaker 1: it's time to kick back and take off your shoes
Speaker 1: and have a good cup of Folgers coffee. I don't
Speaker 1: like mine with crim, No, sir, an African American coffee
Speaker 1: to meat? What's smooth? This that way? There's those roast
Speaker 1: did African American being rolling down your tongue? Soothing you?
Speaker 1: Fifteen thousand Americans couldn't disagree. African American for me? And
Speaker 1: we're out. I mean, we did it, we did it.
Speaker 1: It went live. It was great, great raids day, fantastic, perfect,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for krim. Excuse me, baby, did
Speaker 1: you hear that? Commercial. Mm hmm. Did he say African
Speaker 1: American coffee? Yes, he did. Huh, why don't we have
Speaker 1: African American coffee in our house? Who honey? They said
Speaker 1: fifteen thousand Americans couldn't disagree. I would like a cup
Speaker 1: of African American coffee right now. Then let me just
Speaker 1: go in the kitchen. I think I have a tin
Speaker 1: of of of folders and vulgers. We see which one
Speaker 1: I got. Yep, there's folgers, and let me just I
Speaker 1: can make you one real quick. Didn't you want krim if?
Speaker 1: Of course I like cream. Five minutes later. African American
Speaker 1: coffee as a whole lot better than the black coffee
Speaker 1: I usually enjoy. Yeah, this is fantastic. It tastes richer. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: after tapes, say call over the Murphy's and let's get
Speaker 1: some African American coffee and mu, let's do it. H
Speaker 1: Hello Sean, Hi there, Ye you've reached the Murphy home. Sorry,
Speaker 1: we're not here right now. Please leave a message if
Speaker 1: you would, and someone in the family will go get
Speaker 1: the funk back. Someone will get back to you as
Speaker 1: soon as they can. Then wait for the baby. There's
Speaker 1: two PEPs. I'm not sure which one was the right one.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to think this is the message. Beep,
Speaker 1: m hi, this is uh, this is Deborah over over
Speaker 1: on sixteen sixteen. And hey, sorry, I don't know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You in the family are doing, you
Speaker 1: and your twenty kids. But if you want to come
Speaker 1: over supper then sharing a tape? Would you like to
Speaker 1: come over? Actually yes we would. Uh yeah, me and
Speaker 1: Henry have something we'd really like to show you. Fine,
Speaker 1: but pay here. Patricia put that down, now, let your
Speaker 1: brother have that. The couple left the house, headed for
Speaker 1: their friends, but the wind was blowing. It was a
Speaker 1: cold day when the unexpected happened. Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, a tree just went through my chest. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, the same tree just pierce my duo denim
Speaker 1: or do I know? Maybe maybe that little boy can
Speaker 1: help us out? A little boy. Yeah, a tree just
Speaker 1: pierced my wife and I yeah, I can see that.
Speaker 1: It looks like you bleed to death. Help us owl.
Speaker 1: I got some Hershey's kisses and some Reese's pieces and
Speaker 1: that scene to scene to scene three come from Patron
Speaker 1: v I. P. Lisa from New Zealand, who wrote High
Speaker 1: Alchemists even though it feels a little greedy to submit
Speaker 1: a third scene suggestion. I have another scene an idea, though,
Speaker 1: given what you did with my last suggestion the Alchemists
Speaker 1: get kidnapped, I'm also a little afraid. My suggestion is
Speaker 1: a close knit sales and marketing team really let loose
Speaker 1: get drunk on the last night of a conference. They
Speaker 1: wake up the next morning to find themselves in each
Speaker 1: other's bodies. I love Freaky Friday. I'm dying to hear
Speaker 1: what craziness you come up with. Cheers Lisa from New Zealand.
Speaker 1: I totally agree. You know, I can't think of another
Speaker 1: unit it that I've I've had just more joy and
Speaker 1: excitement around it because we all exactly exactly, exactly exactly exactly. Yes,
Speaker 1: sure it's business, Sure we run downs, but we also
Speaker 1: get each other we do. This is the most joyful
Speaker 1: time that I've had in sales since I've I've started sales. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, we're all so different. We're all so different, right,
Speaker 1: I'm very athletic. I'm very athletic. We know that I
Speaker 1: love sports, not me. You can have your sports. I
Speaker 1: love a good long book, pictures, whatever, and my hobby
Speaker 1: with marine biology. Please don't even get me started. We couldn't.
Speaker 1: We wouldn't know where to begin. How wasn't to get
Speaker 1: cheers in his conference. Listen, they say there's work life
Speaker 1: and there's home life. But with you two fellas, I
Speaker 1: want to say, work has become home. Michael Michael. I
Speaker 1: second that. Cheers Michael Michael. Seven hours later, where'd you
Speaker 1: put the cocaine? Where does cocaine? You keep looking at
Speaker 1: me when you say that, like like I would pinch,
Speaker 1: like you're you're assuming that when I go to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: when I do my key bum and I'm taking a
Speaker 1: little bit for myself, that's not I don't. I don't
Speaker 1: care what you're doing. You tell me where the cocaine is, Okay,
Speaker 1: where it is? Tell him where the cocaine is. Look
Speaker 1: just where the cocaine is. All right, Just let me
Speaker 1: know where the coca is. What it must be the lobby,
Speaker 1: I don't know what. We're a team. Let's all answer
Speaker 1: to two three three. Hello, Yes, this is a room service.
Speaker 1: Their room service waiter is outside your door, so please
Speaker 1: open and let him in. Okay, thank you, all right,
Speaker 1: Michael Michael, Michael Michael do you want to get Michael,
Speaker 1: let's get at the same time, the same time, one,
Speaker 1: one to two three. Hello, all right, come on, come
Speaker 1: on in, thank you, come on, I've brought you. Come
Speaker 1: on in, come on here, come on it okay, I
Speaker 1: didn't come on, come on in, just come on, come on,
Speaker 1: come on, all right, come on. So you work your long,
Speaker 1: working long. I've got a secret to tell you. I
Speaker 1: don't really work for the hotel stripper, Michael, Michael, what's
Speaker 1: going on. I'm feeling hold on, I'm going freaky, a
Speaker 1: Tale of two Cities. I'm feeling off flippy floppy. I'm
Speaker 1: going to leave this magic eight ball with you. Cocaine.
Speaker 1: We got an eight ball cocaine right now. I gotta
Speaker 1: go read. I gotta go read two hours later. And
Speaker 1: then that's why your traps should be this big, because
Speaker 1: you your traps should be bulging out of your fucking back. Right,
Speaker 1: There've been a bulging out of the bag. I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you. The dorsal fan, the dorsal fan on the
Speaker 1: stone whelle is twice as large as a dorsal fan
Speaker 1: on the rapture whale, twice as large, twice as large
Speaker 1: as they say the world's shortest book is only two
Speaker 1: pages long, right, which is crazy, but it's got two
Speaker 1: times the amount of information in those two pages. But
Speaker 1: it does. Let's let's let's turn my phone around so
Speaker 1: we can all take a selfie at this moment. And
Speaker 1: what the what the hell? What is this? Wait? I
Speaker 1: was in the middle, but I was on the Why
Speaker 1: do I look like Michael? Why do I? Wait? But
Speaker 1: wait a second? Look, boys, I gotta go home. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna check out with my wife.
Speaker 1: Kind of settled down. This has been a good conference.
Speaker 1: I will see you guys later. Okay. It's taco night
Speaker 1: at my house like every Tuesday night, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go home with my wife and have a wonderful taco Okay, Mike,
Speaker 1: Well I live alone. So lights place, lights Okay. So
Speaker 1: that's our first scene, everybody, and what we're looking for
Speaker 1: is any sort of feedback, comments and no holds bar.
Speaker 1: There's no bad suggestions or questions about the scene you've
Speaker 1: just seen in Freaky Fight fourteen. So anybody wanna ask
Speaker 1: a question or make it? I got a question, you know.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm just coming down a little bit.
Speaker 1: I mean my two buddies we had um at first,
Speaker 1: I've love the movie. I love you right and directed it.
Speaker 1: I'm it's a pleasure to be here. Um is I
Speaker 1: mean there's gotta be in some way this could be real. Okay,
Speaker 1: there's gotta be a little bit that this could this
Speaker 1: could be I mean the idea of this could be real.
Speaker 1: So your comment is this could be real, This could
Speaker 1: be real. Yeah, did you have a question or that's
Speaker 1: just it? Just my question is like, how did how
Speaker 1: did you do this in the movie, Like what was
Speaker 1: the way to break the spell? How did you break
Speaker 1: the spell? That's going to be in a later scene,
Speaker 1: So I'm just telling how to spell. I love that
Speaker 1: you want to know and you want more. That's exciting
Speaker 1: to me. Yes, sir in the back, Yeah, I wanted to.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to follow up with his question how
Speaker 1: did you break the spell? And how long does it
Speaker 1: take you to break the spell? Great question? This want
Speaker 1: to follow up. That's in the third act. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I have a question again. I love that you want more. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: sir in the Red Hair, I feel slightly offended by
Speaker 1: some of the language in the movie. Is there gonna
Speaker 1: be is this gonna be the wating that's released in
Speaker 1: the movie theater? So it's the language a little salty
Speaker 1: for you? Well, I feel like if it's supposed to
Speaker 1: be a family movie, so you're also you're not the
Speaker 1: red head. You're not supposed to be eating in the theater. Yes,
Speaker 1: there's just quick. So I'm gonna I'm gonna skip the
Speaker 1: last question and follow up with the two questions that
Speaker 1: were before this. This weird one, um so, but just
Speaker 1: so it can be reversed, the freaky Friday aspect, it
Speaker 1: can the spell A great word for it. Um So,
Speaker 1: you want to know whether that spell can be reversed
Speaker 1: and how to do it? That's right, This guy's a question.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I love that you want to find
Speaker 1: that out. That tells us so far in the first act,
Speaker 1: we've set up the story and we've left and you
Speaker 1: can't wait to get to the next chapter. That makes
Speaker 1: me excited. Thank you for that, Yes, sir, you with
Speaker 1: the gray Beard. I have three questions. First of all,
Speaker 1: is is it standard to do focus group feedback on
Speaker 1: a scene by scene basis? No, it isn't standards. Great,
Speaker 1: have there really been twelve subsequent freaky Fridays. Maybe not
Speaker 1: that you've seen, but yes, they definitely have not seen them.
Speaker 1: And are they all named mikel Yes? Wow. So these
Speaker 1: are great questions, and I thank you for them. Um.
Speaker 1: I mean that's a common name, very com hey fellas. Um.
Speaker 1: So obviously we didn't learn as much as we hoped
Speaker 1: to in that. I do want to say a couple
Speaker 1: of things. I'm taking care of your wife, dude. Okay,
Speaker 1: she doesn't she doesn't suspect anything. I'm not doing anything
Speaker 1: that you wouldn't do, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I will say this. I went, I went to what
Speaker 1: I thought was going to be my house for taco night,
Speaker 1: was turned out to be your house. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: I made very passionate, very thorough love to your wife,
Speaker 1: very thorough. What's so crazy is I went back to
Speaker 1: my single apartment and uh didn't seem like that switched
Speaker 1: in any ways. That's mm hmm. Okay, so that's I mean,
Speaker 1: that's that's good news. I actually have a few more
Speaker 1: questions now that we watched that next scene. Okay, so Michael,
Speaker 1: Michael and Michael all swapped bodies. Two of them looked
Speaker 1: the same or two of them look different but feel
Speaker 1: the same. One of them swap with another, but has
Speaker 1: the same life. That's right that he has. That's right.
Speaker 1: You followed wonderfully. Did you have a question? No, I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm just gonna call things out as I see them, David,
Speaker 1: did you ask any of your open ended questions today?
Speaker 1: And did they answer them or did they leave them?
Speaker 1: Did they leave the answer as open ended as your
Speaker 1: questions are, I think they did. They look me in
Speaker 1: the eye, just one of them. You're choosing mm hm,
Speaker 1: and tell me if you really got your open ended
Speaker 1: questions answered. Okay, I have I have three questions about
Speaker 1: your request. Okay, Um, listen, uh Sarah, lovely meal as usual.
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you something that's gonna be a little shock. Okay, okay, Um,
Speaker 1: I'm um. I'm not the Michael you think I am.
Speaker 1: Oh me neither. I'm not who you think I am.
Speaker 1: We've grown so much, we have grown so much. No,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm Michael Davenport. You know. Really, I'm the
Speaker 1: one you know from the office. Um, listen, Tina, I
Speaker 1: need to talk to you. I'm not the Michael that
Speaker 1: you think I am, and I'm not the Tina, you
Speaker 1: think I am. What do you mean? Remember how I
Speaker 1: went to that bachelor at party last weekend in Palm
Speaker 1: Springs and did you tell him you eight puss? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I told him that we all did and that we're
Speaker 1: all trapping each other's bodies. But she couldn't get past
Speaker 1: me eating puss part. So, Oh, Michael, I got something
Speaker 1: to tell you about your wife. Man, I got something
Speaker 1: to tell you about your wife. Okay from from Hulio.
Speaker 1: It's uh, it's Michael. I have something to tell you.
Speaker 1: Are you up? What's your name? Man? What's your name?
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you don't really come over. You
Speaker 1: need What do you need? Look wet, a lot of
Speaker 1: people in there. Yeah, we got some things going on.
Speaker 1: What do you want, Michael? What do you want? Michael?
Speaker 1: It's fun. Look I'm not the Michael you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what. I'm not the Julio. Okay, this isn't
Speaker 1: so much a question as an observation. Now having seen
Speaker 1: the whole thing, I feel bad about calling things out
Speaker 1: on a scene by scene basis because everything was justified
Speaker 1: in the end. It all it okay together and made
Speaker 1: perfect sense. But I do love that you wanted more
Speaker 1: information that you felt a little confused. It was convoluted purposely,
Speaker 1: and your response made me feel as a filmmaker storyteller
Speaker 1: that I had succeeded. So thank you for that. I
Speaker 1: have another question, Yes, sure the Redhead again. First of all,
Speaker 1: all of the other Freaky Fridays that's really had at
Speaker 1: least one animal to joy in, and this is no animals.
Speaker 1: And secondly, there were stream men in here earlier that
Speaker 1: I believe we're at the very least inspired to this movie,
Speaker 1: if not started this movie. Can you answer that question?
Speaker 1: I'm not sure there was a question. What would it be?
Speaker 1: What the question? Alright? Fellas we're back in the hotel
Speaker 1: room more it all happened. Here's what I think. I
Speaker 1: think we do the rest of this cocaine and maybe
Speaker 1: we'll switch back. I do suggest this as a marine biologist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that if any of us fall asleep, we
Speaker 1: should do like dolphins doing a pod sleep with only
Speaker 1: half of our brain. Keep one open. Its that ey
Speaker 1: towards the outside of the pod. Actually it towards the
Speaker 1: inside of the pod, so we know where the rest
Speaker 1: of the pod is. So we stayed. Again, I don't
Speaker 1: I don't I don't care about switching back or not. Man.
Speaker 1: I hate my life. Man, I hate it, and I
Speaker 1: don't got anything to go to. I don't got anything
Speaker 1: to look forward to, you know. I mean once we
Speaker 1: stopped selling for the last three weeks to figure this
Speaker 1: ship out, and I realized that's the only thing I did.
Speaker 1: I just so little I hear this anymore. Man, we
Speaker 1: gotte Wait a minute, Michael, I'm starting to agree with him.
Speaker 1: I've enjoyed the time I've spent with your wife, even
Speaker 1: her stories about going off with her girlfriends and eating
Speaker 1: poon tank. Maybe this is where we should have been
Speaker 1: all along. Well, I'm not gonna lie. I like a
Speaker 1: goddamn book. I like a goddamn book, maybe more than
Speaker 1: I like my previous life. So you, Michael, are enjoying
Speaker 1: the switch. I'm enjoying the switch, and you, Michael are not.
Speaker 1: Maybe we just leave it as it is. Yeah, I guess,
Speaker 1: I guess that's fine. I I would like to say
Speaker 1: goodbye to my wife, and uh, actually I don't have
Speaker 1: a wife. I don't know why I said that. Okay,
Speaker 1: when when I made that earlier observation, you have showed
Speaker 1: me this scene yet and now I'm I'm confused all
Speaker 1: over again. It's the epilogue and we're thinking about cutting it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does. So is it standard for the writer director
Speaker 1: to run these focus groups? No, no, it isn't wrong. Okay,
Speaker 1: That's why I greatly appreciate your feedback. You know, a
Speaker 1: lot of times the right director will sit in the
Speaker 1: shadows or behind a double ways window and not let
Speaker 1: anyone know they're there. And I feel like I'm going
Speaker 1: to get some honesty like some of you. If you
Speaker 1: had this adverse reaction, you're gonna want to get my
Speaker 1: face about it. And I appreciate that. Yes, morning, Sarah,
Speaker 1: I just want to say it looks so beautiful this morning.
Speaker 1: I just love you. I'm happy where I am. And hey,
Speaker 1: why don't you get out of bed and making some
Speaker 1: of that coffee, some of that African American coffee. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll do that. I love you. Oh morning stuff mee.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to say that where I am, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm happy. Hum, why don't you get out of bed,
Speaker 1: give me a cup of ice cold milk, not the
Speaker 1: chocolate stuff there the Caucasian what is it? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's going on? Hullo. I just whce you. I brought
Speaker 1: ouver a cup of coffee here? Yeah? What is it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: A lot of people sleeping in their own You know
Speaker 1: what I just realized years ago when you came over
Speaker 1: and you did on my door and I said we
Speaker 1: will never be friends. I made them I won't do
Speaker 1: to join my friendship circle. You serious? I never lied.
Speaker 1: I never joke. I literally cannot joke. I have a
Speaker 1: frontal low problem. I cannot jokes. It's not hortable. It's
Speaker 1: just a man standing in front of another man telling
Speaker 1: the jew. So these are the scenes that will play
Speaker 1: after the epilog during the credits. And that's what oh
Speaker 1: oh mad. Too much fun and too much giggling. But
Speaker 1: I can't get enough. James Heeny, thank you very much
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