Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode COVID nineteen. I'm your host,
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Speaker 1: it in one night and it was for an improv festival.
Speaker 1: The rest of my team got highest ship, so it
Speaker 1: was just me and my coach, alert and alive to
Speaker 1: drive for fourteen hours. Um. So it was insane and
Speaker 1: it might have been the stupidest thing I've ever done
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Speaker 1: Super Chris me what does this weekend look like for you? Um? Fuck?
Speaker 1: Is this a trick question? Yep, I'm not sure what
Speaker 1: the data is. I'm sure it'll involve surfing, It'll involve
Speaker 1: taking my dog for a walk, and something like crying.
Speaker 1: Perhaps we'll see either of joy, you know, tears of
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Speaker 1: Thank you pressing the question? You bet you. I'm done,
Speaker 1: and now here's Craigkowski cocow. Did you and your friends
Speaker 1: ever start a band? I'm glad you asked that, because,
Speaker 1: of course I was a member of the Craig Toby Band,
Speaker 1: which consisted of uh, consists of me and my friend Toby,
Speaker 1: surprisingly enough, and we uh we released an album limited release,
Speaker 1: very limited release called Dance Music for Italian Rabbis. And
Speaker 1: we were about fourteen years old when we dropped that
Speaker 1: sweet How did you distributed it all? I school? I
Speaker 1: don't know if you remember dual cassette decks you could
Speaker 1: dub one cassette onto another cassette, and I think we
Speaker 1: made a grand total of about five cassettes and they
Speaker 1: went quickly, They went quickly. Yeah, friends and family yep.
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Speaker 1: think of least, it's Joey Greer Cock blocked the vote.
Speaker 1: Longest travel time in a car for you? And why
Speaker 1: uh straight didn't take a break? I was driving. I
Speaker 1: was driving from uh uh Topeka, Alaska, all the way
Speaker 1: down to uh Bertie, Argentina and back again and back again.
Speaker 1: Uh and uh. I was Actually they're part of a
Speaker 1: management group to distribute um craig's music. But I got
Speaker 1: the call too late, and by the time we were
Speaker 1: in Argentina there were no records to sell. It was
Speaker 1: only on five tapes, like you said it was. It
Speaker 1: was a disaster. Did you try to remember the name
Speaker 1: of it? Just now? Yeah, I just dance music for
Speaker 1: Italian rabbis. You forget that. I don't know, man, I'm
Speaker 1: going through a lot right now, Okay, And it's obviously
Speaker 1: gonna play big in Argentina with a title like that.
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Speaker 1: I'm in that three as I have written twice and
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Speaker 1: My suggestion is I missed the Olympics. Can you please
Speaker 1: do a scene about a group of people demanding that
Speaker 1: the Olympics bring back tug of War? Thanks all the best,
Speaker 1: Andre in Norway, have a great day. You guys cannot
Speaker 1: just barge in on my office. We have to say,
Speaker 1: we gotta say, we gotta say this. Okay, look, we're athletes. Okay,
Speaker 1: you didn't have to wear uniforms to prove that there
Speaker 1: were high and the second floor here. I represent my
Speaker 1: country as best I can while also being a rab by,
Speaker 1: and I would like it how to get into this
Speaker 1: particular lampics. Yeah, he didn't. You didn't run up? How
Speaker 1: are you? He was here, he was scheduled to be
Speaker 1: here right in fingers, fingers are tingling? Holy ship, I
Speaker 1: took it a trolley to an elevator and golf. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, rap I. Let us finish up our conversation. First,
Speaker 1: you guys catch your breath and ad alright, So you
Speaker 1: would like to represent your country in the Olympics next year?
Speaker 1: Could you could, RAMI? What exact sport would you be
Speaker 1: willing to perform in the Olympics? Well, I am a
Speaker 1: good at the ping pong pinga pong. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: Well that you guys are being disrespectful to this rabbi
Speaker 1: from Where are you from? Rabbi? If I may, I
Speaker 1: would appreciate if you refer to me as an athlete.
Speaker 1: You can stop saying a rabbi over and over again. Okay, athletes?
Speaker 1: How about just the first name Joseppe. Okay, so what
Speaker 1: count you are really distracting. I'm in the middle of
Speaker 1: official Olympic business year, Okaybi please from Italy in a
Speaker 1: little down the caliber. Okay, I've heard of family, all right, um,
Speaker 1: and your sport is pink park. Mean, yeah, here's a
Speaker 1: lot of questions. Who are you? I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure I'm the President of the Olympics Committee in
Speaker 1: his office here he thought, he was like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: sent out these guys. These guys seem to know the
Speaker 1: process better than you. So by and also if for
Speaker 1: the record, you could have been the man who cleans
Speaker 1: this office. And no, wow, that's what are you talking
Speaker 1: to me that I could be the man at Please
Speaker 1: look at this picture of my family on the desk
Speaker 1: when I was happy family. When I walk in, you
Speaker 1: seem to be wiping something enough for nothing now, Bruce, listen,
Speaker 1: I understand that taking this news might be a little hard,
Speaker 1: but I don't I don't know if the Olympic Committee
Speaker 1: is going to allow talk award to happen this year. Okay,
Speaker 1: calm down, Calm down, Bruce, calm down, all right, now, look, okay,
Speaker 1: I understand, but a lot of time, energy and this,
Speaker 1: but there's other categories that we can SUPs. I know.
Speaker 1: So I don't get a rope burn, which is great,
Speaker 1: which is fantastic, which we've been we've been talking about, right,
Speaker 1: So I just think maybe maybe the pole vault right now.
Speaker 1: Used also, just spend a lot of those gloves. Alright.
Speaker 1: For how much you spend on the cloves, I'll pay
Speaker 1: you back eighty bucks, eighty dollars for where did you go? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we got gloves over there, we got gloves over their,
Speaker 1: gloves over here, gloves everywhere. This is glove mart right,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, you're gigantic. Thanks. I'm I'm an Olympic athlete trying.
Speaker 1: There's no trying. What do you eight too? Yeah? Eight too?
Speaker 1: But it bound damn, damn. That's a big as hand.
Speaker 1: People are trying to recruit me for a lot of
Speaker 1: different sports. Oh, I can see why I tried water
Speaker 1: pole and I displaced the entire pool. Oh yeah, that
Speaker 1: makes sense. Look, I let me be honest with you, dude.
Speaker 1: We probably have gloves your size, but it's gonna cost you.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's really gonna cost you. No, sir, you
Speaker 1: cannot use the Wendy's bathroom. Okay, sir, you're you just can't.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm sorry. I had a triple. I had
Speaker 1: a triple and uh and a frosty. I was dipping
Speaker 1: my fries into the frosty and I just I gotta
Speaker 1: use the bathroom right now, you cannot The bathrooms will
Speaker 1: not be able to hold you, sir, I can't allow
Speaker 1: that first room. Yeah, baby, be honest with me. Do
Speaker 1: you think that if I devoted the next four years
Speaker 1: of my life to training, I could go to the
Speaker 1: next Olympics? Maybe it has nothing you can't do? Okay, now,
Speaker 1: mind you. I want to go for skeleton. I've never
Speaker 1: seen no, but I feel like with the amount of
Speaker 1: time that I'm willing to put into it solid four years,
Speaker 1: no sleep, barely eating. Is that the one where you're
Speaker 1: just your your face is going forward and you're going
Speaker 1: down an ice tube? Is that? I'm not sure? Um.
Speaker 1: I mostly picked it because the name I hit the bag. Well,
Speaker 1: you tell me you want to come in here and
Speaker 1: train to be a skeleton? Is that right? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: want to be a skeleton. Hit the bag, Keep hitting
Speaker 1: the bag, boys, Keep in the bag. Now, listen to me.
Speaker 1: You want That's gonna take a lot of work? All right?
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, I'm actually four years. I'm ready to
Speaker 1: devote for a whole years. You're better ready to vote
Speaker 1: double more than that? Right, Keep it in the bag,
Speaker 1: Keep it in the bag. How strong you bones my bones? Um, well,
Speaker 1: I've never broken one. You push the cinder block, okay,
Speaker 1: no problem, keep in that bag. They're all poking out
Speaker 1: of the skin. It's all right, all right, ms, just
Speaker 1: calmed down once you first tell me how you got
Speaker 1: this injury. Please. I simply punched the cinder block for
Speaker 1: an olympian. Don't you think you should be able to
Speaker 1: do that. I'm sorry, that's hilarious. Are you a comedian
Speaker 1: and you punched the cinder block. I'm actually I'm an
Speaker 1: executive assistant to a man who sells fancy pens, right,
Speaker 1: you know, like the hundred dollar pens and you get
Speaker 1: people for graduation. Super dupe. Let's go back to you
Speaker 1: punching that cinder block now, trying to stop the bleeding.
Speaker 1: What what the hell? I punched it with full force.
Speaker 1: I put my hips into it. Goad to teach me
Speaker 1: how to punch. I've never punched anything. I do know,
Speaker 1: you know, hide the thumbs. You don't want those breaking. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: the rest of my fist absolutely shattered. Yikes. Okay, hold
Speaker 1: your hold you can you hold your hands straight up
Speaker 1: in the air? Please? Oh? Is it our turn? We
Speaker 1: got some Okay, I've I've got time for you now.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, but I'm excited to see that rabbi
Speaker 1: play ping pong. He's he's going to make his country proud.
Speaker 1: So what do we got hold, Stevie, Stevie, get up?
Speaker 1: Oh not again, not again, not again, Stevity got the
Speaker 1: smelling salt. It's all right. I gotta got some smelling
Speaker 1: salts in my drawer. Here you got, We got our own, okay, Stevie,
Speaker 1: Come on, Stevie, come on, come on. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: You do what you need. The last time I did,
Speaker 1: he got some kind of weird fresh on his mouth.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do that again. Oh thank you, sir.
Speaker 1: I think you're supposed to blow. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I thought it was a kiss, right, well, for like
Speaker 1: an open mouth. Just show him, just do it, I'll
Speaker 1: show him. But okay, I'll show him. Okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: Okay we go. Can you do compressions while I do this?
Speaker 1: This is totally pointless without compression, alright, alright, right right,
Speaker 1: just squeeze his boes. Yeah, that's okay, let's do it.
Speaker 1: They're hard as a rock. Well, I'm getting tired, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean lightheaded. Okay, it's okay, relaxed, relax, relax everyone relaxed, Okay,
Speaker 1: truth is I mean he'll probably come back in a
Speaker 1: second anyway. Probably. I feel uncomfortable, like we should report
Speaker 1: this or something. Excuse me? Is this is where you
Speaker 1: where you love you from New Olympic Sports? Yes it is.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. As you can see, I've got a
Speaker 1: group in here right now. Are you supposed to be
Speaker 1: here for? I guess it is your time. Um, my
Speaker 1: name is father manaka, My'm a Catholic priest from Israel.
Speaker 1: Come on in, I guess, come in, come in. Excuse
Speaker 1: me there, Actually, maybe we could use the last rites here.
Speaker 1: I think this man is dead. Okay, okay, last rites okay, okay, look,
Speaker 1: I'll think I just want to play Rabbi Giseppi and
Speaker 1: Ping Pong. He's my top rival and all things. So, oh,
Speaker 1: you know Giseppe, I do. Honestly, he was just here
Speaker 1: moments ago. I'll let me write your name down. This
Speaker 1: is great because we didn't have anybody else that was
Speaker 1: a rabbi to play against him. I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know for sure, the priest from Israel. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: why I met, just we didn't have other religiously ers
Speaker 1: because you're representing Catholicism. I'm representing myself. Okay. So here's
Speaker 1: the thing. It's nine times out of ten Olympics are
Speaker 1: countries that are competing against each other. But we're making
Speaker 1: a slight exception for for some different religious leaders this year.
Speaker 1: So far, it's just you and the RAMI just sep.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna put your guys down. Wow that's strong language,
Speaker 1: but we'll have that for a nice opening night. Um. Oh,
Speaker 1: Olympic committee. Everyone passed around the rings. That's the rings. Rings,
Speaker 1: that's the rings. That's everyone rise for President of Pimplecock.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, everybody, please be seated, Please be seated. I
Speaker 1: do appreciate all the attention. No, no pause necessary. This
Speaker 1: is a job. This is just a job. President. President
Speaker 1: is just that being out a quest and please, I
Speaker 1: don't know if you're supposed to be where are your
Speaker 1: people from with the name I like a pimpleca. Well
Speaker 1: it's it's it's an American name. Was it? Did you
Speaker 1: say good question or what I did? Yeah, it's an
Speaker 1: American name. If it's an appropriate time, I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: just I just ate a ship ton of Windy's. Okay,
Speaker 1: I had like three triples I had. I had a
Speaker 1: bacon eider and uh, because I'm training. I'm in training
Speaker 1: right now. What happened to the tug of war? What's
Speaker 1: your name, sir? My name is Bruce. Bruce. I spent
Speaker 1: eighty dollars on these gloves. Also, I bought a shipload
Speaker 1: of commemorative pens at a hundred bucks each. Let's say
Speaker 1: tug of Wars now on Olympics board where I like
Speaker 1: to get a sound that war. Well, okay, so here's
Speaker 1: the thing, Bruce. Um. So we have a rule. It's
Speaker 1: just down the hallway. Uh, it's for potential sports. Don't
Speaker 1: go there, Bruce, don't go. Don't go, begga, you don't
Speaker 1: go to that room. It's not pretty. Do you like
Speaker 1: things in your rain can? Okay, you're not part of
Speaker 1: the you're not a part of this Olympic committee. So okay, everybody, okay, listen,
Speaker 1: they're trying to find your whole. I just wandered in here. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm looking to be in the Olympics as a skeleton
Speaker 1: and don't be alarmed by my current appearance. Yes, I
Speaker 1: got rid of most of my skin, so that my
Speaker 1: bones are a lot showing us. But I haven't. I
Speaker 1: have a question for you, ma'am. How how did you
Speaker 1: find this room? Exactly? How is everybody knowing to come here?
Speaker 1: I put arrows on paper to point out this for well,
Speaker 1: for anybody that didn't know how to get here, So
Speaker 1: I think I might have like they were red, the
Speaker 1: arrows that were red. Sorry, classic people, cock It was
Speaker 1: to help you, guys. Did you guys have a hard
Speaker 1: time finding the room? No want you to find the room,
Speaker 1: anyone who couldn't find the room. So alright, alright, guys,
Speaker 1: let's let's go buy the rule book here, all right,
Speaker 1: miss and and sir Bruce. Now these are the official
Speaker 1: Olympic rings. Will you take one of those? And you
Speaker 1: take one of those take all those places? Yes, If
Speaker 1: you can break one of these rings, you're officially in
Speaker 1: the Olympics. What else you got for me to do?
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ? Yeah, how about that tugo war? That sounds good? Man? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't contribute. Hey a big, good giant. Let's practice
Speaker 1: you and me with the tug of war. You got
Speaker 1: the fancy gloves, Let's use it a skeleton until that breaks.
Speaker 1: And if you don't, the Giants team, because I want
Speaker 1: to beat the strip out of Rabbi Giuseppe so a rabbi,
Speaker 1: a priest, a giant, what could do a bar? And
Speaker 1: that scene one, ah ah, that's great, that's that's great,
Speaker 1: that's lovely. They walk into a bar and they buy it.
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Speaker 1: is hard making a scene and I make it the same.
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Speaker 1: bringing some levity scene suggestion. The ancient origins of Taco Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Thank you all Allison from Philadelphia. Now you follow me
Speaker 1: right over here, Right over here is what was used
Speaker 1: as a ceremonial dining area. All right, now, this whole no, well,
Speaker 1: these are all just displaced. It makes really good I
Speaker 1: will and in times it was now the ancient Egyptians
Speaker 1: use a lot of the same ingredients. Now I'll give
Speaker 1: you fifteen dollars if she can have a little taste.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even hungry. They just look so come on,
Speaker 1: nobody's watching. It's a private tour. Well these aren't This
Speaker 1: isn't real food. These are just displin. What kind of
Speaker 1: freaky stuff they can eat? What the look? I'll give
Speaker 1: you one time I eat the roll of toilet paper,
Speaker 1: not the beat, but the cardboard role. I eat that.
Speaker 1: I was just busting buy and I want to offer
Speaker 1: twenty more dollars. I'll match what he's putting it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: actually I want to throw one too. Let's let's see
Speaker 1: how crazy we can get with this ship. Okay, let's see. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what. Okay, I normally don't take tours over
Speaker 1: here because it's actually an active archaeological side. But if
Speaker 1: we go down this little ravine right here, we can
Speaker 1: go into what actually is soccer rock. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: a tune that was just on Earth. Okay, it's complete
Speaker 1: to it's crazy stuff. Well I mean that I ask what, yes,
Speaker 1: that I want yes, so let's just go. Yeah, soccer rock.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that, alright? Ck? What well, I
Speaker 1: guess a long time ago they couldn't fill up the
Speaker 1: insides of things with airs, so they probably had to
Speaker 1: do it with rock. Explained, Explain to me what you mean,
Speaker 1: because you're I can't move my legs until you explain
Speaker 1: to me what you mean. Are you talking to me? Well,
Speaker 1: you told me that we're about to see the soccer rock,
Speaker 1: and I imagine I don't know. I'm not an archaeologist,
Speaker 1: but I imagine you're about to show us the origins
Speaker 1: of soccer, right, am I wrong? I mean that's totally
Speaker 1: different than what I thought you said. You said they
Speaker 1: couldn't fill up things with air. I think that's obviously like,
Speaker 1: how are you going to pump up a ball? Back?
Speaker 1: And what is this? If ten hundreds? I don't know
Speaker 1: what this is? When is this? You're not gonna pump
Speaker 1: up a ball, You're gonna probably have to play with
Speaker 1: whatever's round, and what's round they can get kicked and
Speaker 1: not break a rock soccer rocks. Let the man tell
Speaker 1: you what date it was? Was it ten months? I
Speaker 1: mean it was ten thousand BC. Oh happy now, Sucker Rock.
Speaker 1: I will be when I see it. Okay, I'll be
Speaker 1: happy when I eat it. Can she eat something? Please?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, my legs sort of working in. Let's go
Speaker 1: all right, Jevanny, like old tacos or something. I'll tak
Speaker 1: us are burghers or milk shakes? Was there something like
Speaker 1: that in the thousand BC? Okay, I get my iPhone up.
Speaker 1: Did you see this hyer left right here? Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 1: What does that look like? Triangle? Can you help me
Speaker 1: with another question about? Can you help me please? You
Speaker 1: have a problem with BC because I don't believe in
Speaker 1: Christ British Columbia. Nope. When you say a thousand BC,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you mean what everyone else does before Christ.
Speaker 1: I don't believe there was a Christ. So how do
Speaker 1: we do this? I mean you just you just go
Speaker 1: by the numbers that you know what I mean? So
Speaker 1: it's three thousand years and twenty from now? No, No No,
Speaker 1: there's just ten thousand years before price Okay, Jesus, So
Speaker 1: we're talking archaeologist. But I don't think that's what BC
Speaker 1: stands for. Really, what do you think, citizens of Soccer Rock?
Speaker 1: Is the ceremonial second day of the week, A week
Speaker 1: we were like, a day we have yet to name.
Speaker 1: Please partake of this offering from the gods in a
Speaker 1: cord or possibly flower rapper. Oh we can we shout
Speaker 1: out some suggestions or naming today? Well, I am there,
Speaker 1: men of this tribe. Just we'll just, you know, just
Speaker 1: toss around a couple of ideas. Maybe he might like something. Yeah, okay, sure, sure,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm thinking we'll name today balloon Huh. Is
Speaker 1: this is this carnitas or no, there's carnitas. Those are
Speaker 1: carnatas in that trade, okay. And that that's carnegi that's
Speaker 1: carne asada right there. And then there's a vegan option
Speaker 1: further down it's it's there's a v right on the
Speaker 1: no al pastor I'm out of here. Wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait, come back. I lost another one to
Speaker 1: another tribe. Oh you know what, I got a name
Speaker 1: for this? This day of second said balloon day. Okay,
Speaker 1: balloon day is on the table. Balloon Day. Dude, I
Speaker 1: don't think you're gonna like it was like I said,
Speaker 1: it was good, man, I said it was good. What's
Speaker 1: your idea? Now I'm in my head, man, Now I
Speaker 1: don't feel like I could open up. You had an
Speaker 1: idea day fart day. Okay, okay, I'm writing all this down.
Speaker 1: There's no bad ideas. How are you writing it down?
Speaker 1: He wrote that a triangle. That's it. Yes, I am
Speaker 1: the only one who knows the symbols that that I
Speaker 1: right with. That's why I'm the shaming of this dribe. Okay,
Speaker 1: Oh that's why. So you're not an elected official. I
Speaker 1: have elected myself. Yeah, that says raised a lot of fashions. Devin,
Speaker 1: what's your what's your idea? It's what triple stack, triple
Speaker 1: STECKT day, triple stack, O triple stack. I thought you
Speaker 1: were suggesting having a margharita. Oh do we have? Well? Uh,
Speaker 1: I can't do them frozen, but I can do on
Speaker 1: the rocks with with triple sec professor. Professor, Look at
Speaker 1: this looks like a very early margharita machine. Deep inside
Speaker 1: this tumor right here, it looks like there was a
Speaker 1: whole buffet, maybe even a lounge area where there were
Speaker 1: singers and dancers. It seems like the whole community and
Speaker 1: culture at this point was too much. You know that.
Speaker 1: I like your dimples? Yeah? Yeah, um, not many people
Speaker 1: have them right about their eyebrows. You do, you do?
Speaker 1: You're special. That's why, Sarah, You're special. So um gosh,
Speaker 1: you think I look sexy when I smoked his pipe?
Speaker 1: I mean if it was lit, but just like you know,
Speaker 1: when I hold it sick. You know, I'm married, but
Speaker 1: I'm not in love. So everything, Sarah, are you okay?
Speaker 1: You look fucked up? Oh my god? I picked the
Speaker 1: ship out of my fucking bots, ship out of him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I left this body in the cave. The cave, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what you sealed it. I
Speaker 1: see that ship happened. We got to wait ten thousand years.
Speaker 1: We got wait ten years before we open. And promised
Speaker 1: me we'll wait ten thousand years before we reopening. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean god if I could, yeah, God willing, I'm
Speaker 1: here in ten thousand years. I will definitely wait that
Speaker 1: long to reopen it. Sarah, did you me or not
Speaker 1: um for taco Tuesday? M hmm, I'm pretty sure. I
Speaker 1: send you on the spot. I'm just looking at my
Speaker 1: my receipt. There's nothing, Sarah. I'm sorry. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I will. It's not like a paying thing. It's like
Speaker 1: not me trying to dodge paying you back. It's more
Speaker 1: of just like I like you got you in essence,
Speaker 1: just killed a man and I'm like I'm having I'm
Speaker 1: having it. Well, no, I knocked him out and then
Speaker 1: I sealed it up. Sarah, we have to talk about
Speaker 1: the implications, you know, like what's going to happen to
Speaker 1: this man? You know what I mean? Like, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that we should get him out. I don't know
Speaker 1: what he did, but if it was enough, then I believe,
Speaker 1: you know, just like creep. Oh, he wouldn't even smoke
Speaker 1: a pipe. He wouldn't even smoke. I was trying to
Speaker 1: get him to smoke up and you wouldn't do it. Listen,
Speaker 1: just venmo me and then it's done. It's just done
Speaker 1: if you venom. But it's not done. Shaman Shalman, shaman shalman, shaman,
Speaker 1: shaman shaman. I confu al Right, so what are the
Speaker 1: what are the names, uh that we've landed on? Okay, well,
Speaker 1: these are the options. We have balloon, we have fart day,
Speaker 1: we have triple stack. I'm throwing in Tuesday as an
Speaker 1: option because it's the second day. Two. Oh, that's that's good.
Speaker 1: That's funny too. I also like the fact that it's plural.
Speaker 1: It's like many today's at the same time because we're celebrating.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Wait what it's like today? But
Speaker 1: you get more than one? It's two days? Yes, what
Speaker 1: is the DEVI? I have an idea for the Oh
Speaker 1: my god, for the name. We gave you a sho
Speaker 1: Oh my god, an idea for the name. Well, we're
Speaker 1: pretty good. We got balloon day today, far day. It's Tuesday,
Speaker 1: plural today. I'm cramping, cramping, cramping. I'm cramping, cramping. Have
Speaker 1: some agua fresca. M h m hmm. I'm eating it.
Speaker 1: Other people are going to eat that too. Oh what
Speaker 1: what is it? I just thought have a name for
Speaker 1: the day. Okay, it might be too late to get
Speaker 1: a new name in, but but go ahead, triple stack.
Speaker 1: Yeah we have, Sarah. Something happened then, I don't know
Speaker 1: who else to talk to. Well, yeah, I paid you.
Speaker 1: I paid you last week, Sarah. That was the last
Speaker 1: remember after you, in essence killed that guy. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: You bring this up like it's like a thing. It's
Speaker 1: definitely a thing, Sarah, And I can't let it go.
Speaker 1: And I need to talk to you, Rebucca. It's not
Speaker 1: that big a deal, Sarah, It's massive, okay, because I
Speaker 1: was just in a predicament. I was at a coffee
Speaker 1: shop late, like right before they closed. No one else was.
Speaker 1: There was one agent. Yes, hey, we're about the close
Speaker 1: up here. It's pretty late, so everything's pretty much shut down.
Speaker 1: I completely understand. My roommate has really loud sex, so
Speaker 1: I just kind of if I could. Sorry, I know,
Speaker 1: so I tried to stay out as long as possible. Sorry.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to bring up that's so inappropriated me.
Speaker 1: That's so stupid to bring that up in front of you.
Speaker 1: It's fine just me and that giant over there. So
Speaker 1: if you want to, you can hang out while I
Speaker 1: closed down, if you want. I'm trying to. Yeah, for
Speaker 1: what a little little sporting event called the Olympics. Ship
Speaker 1: that's really cool. Um. I watched the Olympics one. It
Speaker 1: was pretty cool. Um. I don't know whatever the funk
Speaker 1: had tandem like ice skating, so whatever that was, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Do you believe they closer early on fart day?
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a travesty, to be honest. Everybody down,
Speaker 1: everybody get the done. Everybody down. Just put all the
Speaker 1: coffee in this paper bag, and everyone, I am down.
Speaker 1: Everyone calmed down. All right, this guy's too big, man,
Speaker 1: this guy's too fucking well. So I took the robbers gun.
Speaker 1: I was able to wrestle it out of his hands.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry. Are you Are you talking
Speaker 1: to Sarah? Yeah? Sarah? Sorry? Are you kidding me? I
Speaker 1: was just checking my phone? Sorry? Sorry, sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Mean I've been like freaking out, sobbing in the past
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes telling me I just I'm sorry, really even
Speaker 1: hard to get out the words, and this is what
Speaker 1: you're doing. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Well, basically I shot
Speaker 1: all three of them. Trying to shoot myself didn't work,
Speaker 1: and then I just kind of started to run and
Speaker 1: then realize like, oh my god, no, this storefronts all glass.
Speaker 1: So I locked it up and then I boarded it
Speaker 1: up and then wrote, like I don't know, I just
Speaker 1: like wrote like on the boards. I just thought it
Speaker 1: would look like, you know, you know, listen, Rebanca, listen
Speaker 1: to me, Listen to me. Okay, we have to go
Speaker 1: back there and we have to write virus do not open. Okay,
Speaker 1: we have to do. Understand, do you understand me? Okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna make sure that people don't open this for
Speaker 1: ten years. Under knew you were the right person to
Speaker 1: go to Sarah, since you've already killed a man. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, you know I didn't no idea. I knocked
Speaker 1: him out. And now but you shot somebody. Okay, he
Speaker 1: killed up Arista, a giant and just another guy like
Speaker 1: I don't even he wasn't he was in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He could have been working there, he
Speaker 1: could have been a customer. I have no idea. You
Speaker 1: went into the bathroom in the place I went to,
Speaker 1: the walk in. I scoured the place you hunting. You
Speaker 1: hunted this guy down and the burglar. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's four guys. Wait wait, wait, am I doing my bathroom? Giant?
Speaker 1: Random in the bathroom? Burglar? And then do I do
Speaker 1: a point five for myself? You didn't do it well,
Speaker 1: But I tried, and I wanted to Sarah. I wanted
Speaker 1: to look lock me up. Yes, you have to marry
Speaker 1: me somewhere. You have to. You have to find me
Speaker 1: in ten thousand years, and I'm not going to do that.
Speaker 1: I am the miracle baby that that that that gun
Speaker 1: not shooting me in the head suggest and I will
Speaker 1: be there in ten thousand years. I will. If you
Speaker 1: want that, I'll do that, Okay, casting Amanto Lato me
Speaker 1: put me in Wallantamano. Okay, welcome to the thirties seventh
Speaker 1: and you will Tago Bell Convention. All right, We're gonna
Speaker 1: open up this year's for sittings by having a one
Speaker 1: of my favorite stories maybe in the history of the company.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna bring up the manager from um Arizona.
Speaker 1: Where in Arizona, Phoenix, Flagstafle, flagstale Off, And he's going
Speaker 1: to tell us the story what's going on on the
Speaker 1: origin of Tacoday, Cliff, Which store store flags Flagstaff? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Thank you uh from Flagstaff, Arizona? Which store big Uh?
Speaker 1: Store one thirty two Downtown? Which store store one thirty two?
Speaker 1: Taco Bell Uh the store, it's in region store, Taco
Speaker 1: Bell Store one thirty two, It's in Flagstaff. It's it's
Speaker 1: in the region, Cliff, they're working with you. It's the party,
Speaker 1: Thank God. Tell him the stories, alright, so as everybody
Speaker 1: knows every Fartle'll get together for Taco Tuesday. Hold on
Speaker 1: a second, shit, hold on, don't close the ballroom door yet. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm about to give a speech about Taco Tuesday. Cliff,
Speaker 1: look at me, Look at me, look at okay. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: the origin of the origin of through you can do. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: here's the reason when we first excuse me? Can I
Speaker 1: get a Can I get a mixedumult? And uh you
Speaker 1: can't just walk up to the podium and talk to me? Here, Barrito,
Speaker 1: tons of fire sauce with that? What Store one two about?
Speaker 1: Is this AFC? This is neither a Pizza Hot or
Speaker 1: a KFC. It's a taco bell. Okay, just the grilled stuff,
Speaker 1: arrito and the mexiumult. Okay, give me a shuts on
Speaker 1: a fire sauce of that. Bro Okay, we're just man.
Speaker 1: We gotta ride. Oh I see what's happening here. I
Speaker 1: was having another delusion. Okay, so thank you. And this
Speaker 1: is h Order one thirty two. It'll be up soon.
Speaker 1: And just you know what Code red dude? All right,
Speaker 1: and uh, let me get a code red. We haven't
Speaker 1: had Code red in a long time. We just have
Speaker 1: Mountain too. They got bo blast. Okay, listen, I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to close this store right now. In fact,
Speaker 1: I watched you a step away from the register. Okay, no,
Speaker 1: don't hold the door. It's we're fucking closed. Close to
Speaker 1: close that door. Look you, where's my burrito? I think
Speaker 1: it was a convention center. Oh ship. I think they're
Speaker 1: having a taco about convention. And I think I interrupted
Speaker 1: the guys like important like presentation or some ship. That's
Speaker 1: makes so much sense and we're seeing such a vacuous
Speaker 1: talking about Hey man, wow, you really lost your ship
Speaker 1: up there on that. I think I might be losing
Speaker 1: my mind. Honestly, Hey, you're the manager. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? You're the manager. Frankly, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be manager after this. I really fucked that speech. Hup.
Speaker 1: They were accounting on me. But nobody stops that guy
Speaker 1: from coming up to me order in the middle of
Speaker 1: the convention. Somebody's heart Is anyone else here without heartbeat?
Speaker 1: Or is that just my lavelier is picking up my heartbeat? Okay?
Speaker 1: Are you a wire? Man? I was? I was using
Speaker 1: it for the speech. How there? You know what, I
Speaker 1: can't leave this bathroom. I I I'm not gonna go
Speaker 1: finish that I can't go back out there. Don't make
Speaker 1: me go back out. Wendy's got damn it. Wendy's secret operatives.
Speaker 1: They found the fucking wire. Okay, we gotta get the
Speaker 1: hell out of here quickly. Okay, right, everybody, look every
Speaker 1: person for themselves. You understand events as well. No, Bruce,
Speaker 1: No that same Tom. I'm a big fan of the show,
Speaker 1: and I've been listening since day three or four, close enough,
Speaker 1: since naming favorites seems to be the norm at the
Speaker 1: beginning of people's suggestions. The Local Chili Contest episode is
Speaker 1: such an underrated classic. You're all great, but I especially,
Speaker 1: I was especially thrilled the news of Vanessa. I was
Speaker 1: coming back anyway. My scene suggestion is as follows, Merlin
Speaker 1: having aged backwards until childhood is enrolled in a daycare.
Speaker 1: Thank you for the art that you make all the best,
Speaker 1: Malcolm from Colorado. I just don't think I have to
Speaker 1: vaccinate my kids. Well you do if you want to
Speaker 1: use this daycare. Actually we do have rules. Well, Actually,
Speaker 1: I live a very healthy lifestyle. My child has an
Speaker 1: active bio active of stomach biome, so actually it's probably
Speaker 1: safer than a lot of these kids who are getting
Speaker 1: injected with s D cards. Um well, that's first of all,
Speaker 1: I just want to clarify. SD cards are used to
Speaker 1: store memory on cameras and store different people's memories, the
Speaker 1: government's memories, and my kids. Okay, um, well, thank you
Speaker 1: for letting us know about your special child and your predicament. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: we will not be admitting um young Merlin Merlin into
Speaker 1: our daycare. But we thank you, We wish you luck.
Speaker 1: Did you see the car drove up in? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: hard to miss. It was absolutely I didn't know that
Speaker 1: they made hummers that big. Yeah. Well, I had to
Speaker 1: get a special made. It's a custom job. That's three
Speaker 1: hummers stacked up together. So and it's stacked up tall.
Speaker 1: Not yeah exactly. There's a little elevator in the seat.
Speaker 1: It just goes. It takes me all the way to
Speaker 1: the tippy top. Okay, so okay, yeah, that is okay.
Speaker 1: And so I have money, Okay, I completely understand, and um,
Speaker 1: you know our tuition is unwavering. Um, but there aren't Brenda,
Speaker 1: I overheard this. We're kind of strapped on cash. I
Speaker 1: think we could let one child slip in. What are
Speaker 1: the odds that one kid's going to get all the
Speaker 1: rest sick. Come on, Brenda, we're dying over here. No,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't feel it's just one kid. What
Speaker 1: are the odds that we're going to have our other kids?
Speaker 1: All the other ones are vaccinated. Come on, Brenda, And
Speaker 1: I can't tell you that we're going out of business,
Speaker 1: please please, But but look at the stack of other applications.
Speaker 1: I mean, we could pick from what's your name, new kid,
Speaker 1: I'd be Merlin Weird. I'd be Merlin the Wizard. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm old, got any Marble's, got any pugs? Anything worth anything?
Speaker 1: I hold up this guy's wizard for for legit? What
Speaker 1: what can you do? Hold? Hold on? How did you
Speaker 1: get all day? What? Sa? Who? Why? He just said
Speaker 1: he was a wizard and all right, No, we're fucking day.
Speaker 1: I can conjure any toy you want. Yeah, yeah, see
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I like I like a fire truck.
Speaker 1: Country means you can pull it out of his ass. Man,
Speaker 1: don't your parents teach you anything metaphorically? Yeah, it didn't
Speaker 1: mean physically. Jesus, that's a more advanced spell that I
Speaker 1: don't have access to the fire truck or pulling it
Speaker 1: out of my ass. I think the big question here
Speaker 1: is sucking author, king author, did you drawn to ride
Speaker 1: a horse? What both read? I ran in and then
Speaker 1: when I got to this, when I got to jumped
Speaker 1: on a horse, you kissed a horse's ass again? Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: my leegh I I have much much more pressing news.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the spirit is in the air. The
Speaker 1: spirit is in the air. If you'd like, my leege,
Speaker 1: I could just take this one out back and remove
Speaker 1: his head if that was Wait wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: I have news of Merlin. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait
Speaker 1: which Merlin spanking ah speak which Merlin? Merlin? You're Merlin? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: not that piece of ship that lives outside the city walls.
Speaker 1: In that case, get to the point, I might start
Speaker 1: with the breathing and what about what list news you've got?
Speaker 1: The King of waits Merlin has some has been tricked
Speaker 1: into a battle which cast him into the young self
Speaker 1: of him and then thrown him through a time portal
Speaker 1: toward another dimension. Get rid of them, Get rid of
Speaker 1: them as you wish, my highness. So Merlin, you got
Speaker 1: any cooties I can give you cooties? Yeah, right, I've
Speaker 1: got an SD card and lodged in my shoulder. Check
Speaker 1: that out. Damn got a lot of memory. That's the
Speaker 1: coolest thing I've ever seen. Unless somebody pulled the fire
Speaker 1: truck out of their ass. I'm not doing that. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: we won't know where it comes from, will we. Maybe
Speaker 1: we should show Merlin a rent. Oh yeah, did the
Speaker 1: other kids? So Merlin, there's a pecking order here, Sarah.
Speaker 1: We gotta we gotta send our son, John Connor back
Speaker 1: to the past to think he's gonna be Well, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be okay because we've got all of the virus
Speaker 1: updates on the SD card and we're just gonna make
Speaker 1: sure that when we sent him back there that he's
Speaker 1: protected from viruses. So I need you to insert this
Speaker 1: into his shoulder. Yeah, let's get him fully inoculated before
Speaker 1: we send him. I also want to send one other person.
Speaker 1: I can't think of his name, but he okay, all right,
Speaker 1: we don't have a lot of time. Please listen to me.
Speaker 1: He thinks that he has memories of from the government,
Speaker 1: of possibly being in a war and possibly not on Mars.
Speaker 1: It's like he's got total recall or something, and I
Speaker 1: can't think of his name. Who is this Who is
Speaker 1: this guy? I thought he was a part of my
Speaker 1: conscious subconscious, but I can see there's there's barely room
Speaker 1: for John Connor. And this time, I guess you trust me.
Speaker 1: We've got to send back Wade, and if we could
Speaker 1: send back watto to that might also help. Do you
Speaker 1: want to use the swings, John Connor? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I will push you on the swings. Thank you. Um
Speaker 1: are you going to be with me this whole time?
Speaker 1: Because I'm getting kind of sicky? I like a loon
Speaker 1: time each of us was assigned a recess Buddy Merlin
Speaker 1: and John Connor forever I cast a spell the tattooed
Speaker 1: on my forearm. Oh wow, that's intense. You have a
Speaker 1: SIM card in your shoulder. Yeah, mine's actually, um not
Speaker 1: an SD it's an an m f X, So if
Speaker 1: you try to put it into normal computers, you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to do a lot of converting or work with
Speaker 1: proxy files. It's a little better did Oddly enough, there's
Speaker 1: more than one kid in this daycare with a SIMP
Speaker 1: garden their shoulder. M yeah, that is pretty crazy, but
Speaker 1: I'm the wizard. M Thanks um, thanks thanks for showing
Speaker 1: me around, Merlin. I think that that's really great. Um,
Speaker 1: but again, alone time, can I ask you a question,
Speaker 1: John Connery, were you sitting here from the future? You
Speaker 1: can tell me I'm from the ancient path? Why yeah?
Speaker 1: And I'm from the very far future. I have a mission, um,
Speaker 1: but I actually don't know what it is yet. I
Speaker 1: have to go get plugged in before and then that
Speaker 1: will upload my mission. WHOA, I thought I had a
Speaker 1: convoluted backstory. Hey you too, over there, give me your
Speaker 1: lunch money, go it up now, no, no ring, Now,
Speaker 1: I think you're my best friend I've ever had. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, let me just rip this man's teeth out.
Speaker 1: I love my job. And now he's a little more
Speaker 1: be And now he's so it's not always traditional. They
Speaker 1: might say he's a breadmaker, but I don't love it.
Speaker 1: I do love it. Now listen when you're training, all right, now,
Speaker 1: you shadowing me? All right, now, I want you to
Speaker 1: take all these little pliers and rip out one from
Speaker 1: teeth right there. Just let me get at him then,
Speaker 1: which to feel I'd take? They los choice. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take this one way in a bit. Look at that
Speaker 1: that right it's a long stacker, like it's a bee.
Speaker 1: Can we put them back in? I thought about that.
Speaker 1: Have you done that yet? No, let's try to take
Speaker 1: one of mine. Put that in his face and then
Speaker 1: just hey, baby, baby, parked your hummers in front of
Speaker 1: the garage. Couldn't get in, but I'm here now, give
Speaker 1: me kiss. Hmm. Sorry, I was just on the peloton
Speaker 1: pelotons we had. I just don't want to hear that anymore. Listen,
Speaker 1: I've been doing some math. I've been thinking. I felt
Speaker 1: like one day we didn't have a child, and then
Speaker 1: one day we did have a child, kind of fully grown.
Speaker 1: How do you How do am I crazy? Am I crazy?
Speaker 1: Now that you're saying, Oh, like I don't wouldn't remember
Speaker 1: the pregnant part and I don't remember the hospital part. Ah,
Speaker 1: get that? Hello, do you have a baby? What do
Speaker 1: you have a baby? Oh? God, fucking creep o guys
Speaker 1: just calling me asking you to have a baby. Thank you?
Speaker 1: The question? Well, you talk to you about what? He
Speaker 1: make me a smoothly on the Vibo mixes. Are you
Speaker 1: happy with your insurance packet? Am I happy with my insurance? Yeah?
Speaker 1: From which for what I got insurance on everything home
Speaker 1: model life. Yeah, I feel good. Okay, just check. And
Speaker 1: I'm trying to mask you. So where the hell did
Speaker 1: that kid come from? I don't know. I'm freaking out. Hey, uh,
Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I don't like my mission. Take
Speaker 1: it out of me. Take this meth X card out
Speaker 1: of me. I can't kill my best friend. I'll take you,
Speaker 1: so you'll okay, So if you take the card, then
Speaker 1: then it's saying I was just telling. I was telling.
Speaker 1: Marcus said, I'll take this question. He's the tech He's
Speaker 1: just a tech guy. You just see the one that
Speaker 1: uploaded the mission. Listen, I'm the one who's here to
Speaker 1: say you have to do the mission. Why me, Connor,
Speaker 1: You're from a movie that I'm not aware of, but
Speaker 1: I know you're important. But what's up Marcus? Marcus? You
Speaker 1: do text stuff, so I don't really believe you. Hey,
Speaker 1: robot dude, give me your lunch money. Hey, no, what
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? I honestly, I am not sure.
Speaker 1: Step away from that kid. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: My name is Wade Quaide and I'm from the future.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna shoot me with? Wake Quay, I've
Speaker 1: got a Biggs shotguns from the future. I'm sure you
Speaker 1: did lay it on oh face. Sorry, John Connor. It's okay,
Speaker 1: it's okay. We've got to stop sky Net from destroying
Speaker 1: the world. Yes, Daddy, can I call you that officially?
Speaker 1: I just don't have one, So you're the closest thing
Speaker 1: gets right there, someone has my son. I demand his release. Now,
Speaker 1: who are you pal king Arthur? And who's your son? Merlin? Merlin?
Speaker 1: Is your son? No way older than you? We talked
Speaker 1: about Wait, he's my child though, right He's like we're
Speaker 1: time travel. Time Travel is a bit man, and that's
Speaker 1: our show for today. Those of you writing and scene suggestions.
Speaker 1: Remember time Travel, She's a bit. Let's thank are all
Speaker 1: of our alchemists for gathering on this uh incredible day
Speaker 1: in uh in American history. UH. Starting with Craig Kikowski
Speaker 1: kow thank you so much for being here, buddy. Always
Speaker 1: a pleasure. Hey, it's November now, but you can still
Speaker 1: listen to the Craigslist Spookie Times podcast that we did
Speaker 1: in October. It's evergreen, you know. It's it's never too
Speaker 1: late to listen to a fun podcast about some horror
Speaker 1: movies that me and my wife Carla did you can
Speaker 1: follow us on Twitter at Craigslist peacast. I was listening
Speaker 1: this morning on my walk. I can't get enough and
Speaker 1: can't believe it's still happening in November, super happy, the
Speaker 1: scariest month after October. As it turns out, Jackie, thanks
Speaker 1: so much coming back. Hope you had fun. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: always always thanks for having me right on, right on.
Speaker 1: Look for those videos at Jackie's Instagram feed and you know,
Speaker 1: paky back and off the crack. I gotta my Christmas podcast.
Speaker 1: We do Christmas movies, not Scaring Previes. That'll be definitely
Speaker 1: happening in December. Ah where you know, talk about less
Speaker 1: love Christmas. No, then you can confirm for me at
Speaker 1: Gremlins is in fact a Christmas movie, as is die Hard.
Speaker 1: I can confirm that it is the criteria that the
Speaker 1: setting of the film takes place at Christmas time, or
Speaker 1: that the film itself celebrates Christmas. Well, for this podcast,
Speaker 1: we're going Christmas all the way hardcore, and we also
Speaker 1: needed to be a bit of a B list movie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it can't be. I've been in several of those. I know.
Speaker 1: I thought that you were in what I haven't watched
Speaker 1: it yet and I was like, oh my, But basically,
Speaker 1: if if you come on the Puppy, won't have you
Speaker 1: talked about the one you did, that it would be
Speaker 1: very right and I'd be happy to do I look
Speaker 1: forward to Yeah, as long as it's a really serious,
Speaker 1: be solid, be like Blizzard. There's a movie called Blizzard
Speaker 1: that I'm in. I play Santa Claus's apprentice, Santa Claus
Speaker 1: played by um Christopher Plumber. Brilliant, brilliant Christopher. This sounds
Speaker 1: like it might be. It's it's not great, but it
Speaker 1: sounds like it might be perfect for the podcast. LeVar
Speaker 1: Burton directed, Just sang and Whoopie Golbert does the voice
Speaker 1: of a reindeer. I've said too much. Whoa, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, And to Christoph Varado, thanks so much, pal,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me. I love you also very much.
Speaker 1: I just realized I'm gonna I'm gonna plug my girlfriend's
Speaker 1: um Instagram at s Marlow because she's been um documenting
Speaker 1: my eat. I eat a lot of pot pie around
Speaker 1: this time of year, specifically Costco pumpkin pies. Last year,
Speaker 1: I think I ate five full pumpkin pies. This year,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about going six, maybe seven full pie Costco
Speaker 1: pumpkin pies by myself. UM's in one sitting each between
Speaker 1: October to the end of the year. These pies get consumed.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I think I think I can do it
Speaker 1: this month in November. Okay, be honest, yes so, but listen, listen, Yeah,
Speaker 1: go ahead, Jakes. I just need to know are you
Speaker 1: eating the pie with one sitting or is it like
Speaker 1: you don't it's not one in one sitting Through this,
Speaker 1: I think pumpkin pies probably the world's most perfect food.
Speaker 1: And I also realized through all my life of trying
Speaker 1: to make content to be on television shows and movies,
Speaker 1: none of that's worked. But the people love pie guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. Check it out at jess Marlow on Instagram. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for that. James Zeney. Uh well,
Speaker 1: thanks for just listening to Alchemy This and I would
Speaker 1: say go onto that reddit. It is one year old now,
Speaker 1: and uh I'm gonna I'm gonna start visiting more often.
Speaker 1: I can't believe it's been a year. Time is going
Speaker 1: so strangely now. But check out Alchemy This pod on Reddit.
Speaker 1: Thank you, James Heeney Joey career. Yes, sir, and you
Speaker 1: have final thoughts for our listeners today. I've been also
Speaker 1: on that sp October tip on Craig's cast, very fun,
Speaker 1: even in the and been in the shadows listening to it.
Speaker 1: It's I am having a blast, very fun. I still
Speaker 1: I got the lady. I haven't listened to the Evil
Speaker 1: Dead one and I'm excited. That's one of my face.
Speaker 1: I think he might be serious. Okay, yeah, cool, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's weird right now. Wait, it's hard to compliment from
Speaker 1: the boy who cried wolf. Well done. Let's thank our
Speaker 1: engineer and producer of the Stars, Mr Doug Babe. Find
Speaker 1: folks that I heard media bum bum bum bum. I
Speaker 1: mean host Kevin Pollack, thanking you also very damn much
Speaker 1: for listening and writing in. We greatly appreciate each and
Speaker 1: every damn one of you. Please be kind to each
Speaker 1: other and wear a mask when you go outside. And
Speaker 1: God bless us everyone, even those who don't believe. Until
Speaker 1: next time,