Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes,
Speaker 1: thats Kevin. Yes, I would like the world of stuff,
Speaker 1: so I could get off. Are you offering? But I digress.
Speaker 1: Let's meet a chimist Shawe in no particular order, please
Speaker 1: welcome back a tool singing thank you, thank you. Everyone's
Speaker 1: great to be a tool, not the tool. Thoughts on
Speaker 1: the new season premiere of Below Deck mad I did.
Speaker 1: I did watch it. I watched it all the way,
Speaker 1: then I watched they What they do is they watched
Speaker 1: they show a show in Bravo, and then immediately after
Speaker 1: they show some people talking about that show, and and yes,
Speaker 1: and it has the song. And now it's burned into
Speaker 1: my head. It's a horrible jingle. I'll say it. I'll say, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just it's a it's but it works because it's
Speaker 1: stuck in my head. Um. And the way the DVR
Speaker 1: records it, it records Below Deck and then for free,
Speaker 1: it just tags on the other show. And by for free,
Speaker 1: you mean you don't have a choice in the matter.
Speaker 1: And so they tied right in. So it's the show ends,
Speaker 1: the other one starts, and so you're watching it. Uh,
Speaker 1: it was it was great. It was these people seem
Speaker 1: nicer um and one guy looks like Jim Brewer, if
Speaker 1: you remember Goat Boy, So so I mean a little
Speaker 1: bit more vested and I went. So it's the way
Speaker 1: it works. You you watched the show, you watched the
Speaker 1: after show, and then you go to Twitter. So you
Speaker 1: spent about probably like that show watching. That's a good
Speaker 1: five hours. Yeah, it's a five hour Come do you
Speaker 1: mean Eddie. That's who looks like Jim Brewer Eddie. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: he's been on previous seasons. But but thank you for
Speaker 1: being here. Thank you. Hey, it's James Heeney, Dolly heen
Speaker 1: What happened that first time you went to an amusement park? Uh?
Speaker 1: The first time I went to well, I guess I
Speaker 1: would say the first time I remember a story at
Speaker 1: amusement park was when I was at a Haunted House,
Speaker 1: which is an indoor amusement park. I was like maybe
Speaker 1: four or five years old, and I panicked and they
Speaker 1: started screaming, and like, my parents did not realize how
Speaker 1: scary it was going to be. And uh, the people
Speaker 1: working at the Haunted House stopped like trying to scare us,
Speaker 1: and we're like it's okay, it's okay. I don't remember
Speaker 1: it that well, but I've heard the story so many
Speaker 1: times I feel like I can bring myself back like that.
Speaker 1: So they didn't realize a four or five year old
Speaker 1: was in their super scary haunted house. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: my parents didn't realize how scary the haunted house was.
Speaker 1: But I'm guessing the folks who were hosting it didn't
Speaker 1: realize that a four year old had been let in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean though, they definitely didn't know. And to James's parents,
Speaker 1: I think, right, yes, well, thank you for being here
Speaker 1: and sharing your year. Look Out, it's Craig Atkowski. Cow.
Speaker 1: How would you like your eggs? You know, I never
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Speaker 1: Alvarado dish wish complete this statement. If I could accomplish
Speaker 1: one thing before I turned fifty, i'd blank star in
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Speaker 1: You're gonna do it. You're gonna get everything in life. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: It's a free rope. I'm giving you this regardless of
Speaker 1: what happens after the six month initiation period. You get
Speaker 1: to keep that rope. Okay, you get to take that
Speaker 1: back with you. You get to relax. It's yours. It's yours, okay,
Speaker 1: so do not think there are any strings of ties.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, robe in your mouth. Speaking of which,
Speaker 1: did anyone take my advice and watch Seduced the follow
Speaker 1: up Nexium series. I don't have Stars, it's subscribed to Stars,
Speaker 1: so I could watch it, am I? Right, Craig, It's
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Speaker 1: I get my popcorn pop and I sit down and
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Speaker 1: You know, it's it's just misleading advertising. Okay, Like if
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Speaker 1: My scene suggestion is this a famous painter attempts to
Speaker 1: reignite their spark of a career by finding the right muse.
Speaker 1: Love the show, Derek, I mean I just don't see it,
Speaker 1: you know, Like I mean, I understand the pain, but
Speaker 1: I mean it's just so provincial. Give me some depth
Speaker 1: to this, Give me some other thing, give me hi,
Speaker 1: give me with give me substance, Give me substance. You understand.
Speaker 1: I just can't with this. I mean, this is just
Speaker 1: so passe. Get this art out of here. I understand
Speaker 1: what you're saying, Um forgive me, but I'm the artist.
Speaker 1: How are you? I'm not sure why you're coming down
Speaker 1: so hard on my shure. Oh I thought your eyes
Speaker 1: would be further apart. Uh. You know, this piece in
Speaker 1: general is trash, and I don't believe it be more general. Sure, um,
Speaker 1: step back for general trash, step back further from the
Speaker 1: trash two more feet. Now, what do you see a
Speaker 1: lands bill? Right? Look, Steve, you're a good artist. Okay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we've had some great showings here at this gallery. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, it's been great. I'm gonna be honest,
Speaker 1: your last two showings have felt uninspired. Now that critic
Speaker 1: who was here, that's that's the critic New York Times. Um,
Speaker 1: here's what I'm gonna do for you. I'm gonna take
Speaker 1: all these paintings off the wall. I'm gonna store them
Speaker 1: for you. Thank you, But I needs you to take
Speaker 1: a break. Okay, go find new inspiration. Shoe right, good work.
Speaker 1: I've been um interviewing muses hoping I could find one
Speaker 1: a less conventional path to that music I just put out,
Speaker 1: put it out on on socials and listen. When I
Speaker 1: find one that works, I'll I'll reach out and thank
Speaker 1: you for your feedback and your honesty. We think you're great.
Speaker 1: We think you're great, but we know there's more in you.
Speaker 1: And hey, one last piece of advice, but yeah, please anything,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe put the phone down and just take a look.
Speaker 1: Take a. Look, whoa, I was doing that for effect.
Speaker 1: That was amazing. We'll see you later then, mind blown.
Speaker 1: I know we've had a little issue in our relationship,
Speaker 1: and I think I have the perfect solution. Let's take
Speaker 1: a nude painting class. I don't know, dude, why do
Speaker 1: you have to say no to everything? Just no? But
Speaker 1: I just said, I don't know, man, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? I just get a beer and
Speaker 1: go to like the billiard hall or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we do that every Thursday. But we're having problems. Let's
Speaker 1: let's get out of our normal spaces. Alright, alright, welcome
Speaker 1: to nude painting. You see, we got some couples here. Nice.
Speaker 1: Nice was that? I'm here alone? Okay, that's cool too,
Speaker 1: that's cool. First step to nude painting. Take off your clothes.
Speaker 1: All wait, I'm sorry, this is our first time here.
Speaker 1: I thought the model would be nude. What model you're
Speaker 1: gonna paint this base? I'm naked. There you go. If
Speaker 1: you're single now, you're gonna find a partner soon. So
Speaker 1: this isn't or no. Just do it. Quitn' asking silly questions, right,
Speaker 1: nude painting, nude painting up do you want to be cooler?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, this is gonna be so embarrassing. Just
Speaker 1: take a beer, man, Just take your boxers off. Let's go.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm poking out from all the way. All the
Speaker 1: way I'm poking out from the boxers is't not good
Speaker 1: enough for It's not a poking out painting class. Hi?
Speaker 1: What can I get for you today? Coffee? Bagel? Both?
Speaker 1: That sounds good. Let me get a coffee in a bagel? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well do pumpernickel? Wow? Got it? Sorry? What um? What's
Speaker 1: your name? Before I answer that, I gotta ask you
Speaker 1: a question? Sure? Do you feel that? Yes? I do?
Speaker 1: I do. This is weird. This is weird. It's not
Speaker 1: happened to me before. Okay, okay, I need to sit down. Wow.
Speaker 1: Do you have a break coming? Maybe? No? Sitting? No sitting, No,
Speaker 1: I there's I don't have a break. What time do
Speaker 1: you work too? Am? I'll see you at Oh? Okay? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm feeling what I think you are. I
Speaker 1: think there's something happening. Let's not put a name on it. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but I will put your name on this coffee? What
Speaker 1: what's what's the name looking for a muse, looking for
Speaker 1: muse for ms polished conf umus. Okay, okay, hey Stephen,
Speaker 1: you know I went through Einstein Bagel's like company policy doesn't.
Speaker 1: I can sit down? Okay, I can't down. Not on
Speaker 1: the clock. You get you get a fifteen minute break
Speaker 1: after working four hours, and then you'll get a thirty
Speaker 1: minute break after six. Stephen says nothing about sitting here.
Speaker 1: I can sit down and make coffee, Steve, I can't. No,
Speaker 1: you cannot. If you're sitting, then you don't have a
Speaker 1: good angle. I need you to have your your feet spread.
Speaker 1: I need you to be grounded. Nobody else here needs
Speaker 1: to sit. We're getting rid of these stools. There's no
Speaker 1: reason the stools behind the counter. We're getting crushed by
Speaker 1: the goddamn flagstaff taco bell. All right, Einstein, do like
Speaker 1: we we gotta do something here. Okay, we gotta take
Speaker 1: a seat here. Okay, let me just let here take
Speaker 1: this stool sitting next to this especial machine here. Okay. Now, now,
Speaker 1: if you're sitting, look at the angle. If this was
Speaker 1: boiling milk, which it should always be just below boiling,
Speaker 1: never boiling milk it but it should be about two
Speaker 1: hundred degrees should be about two hundred degrees is milk
Speaker 1: if we steam it? Yeah, it's just it's just below boiling. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I understand you don't want to sit down on
Speaker 1: the job and you're going to get fired. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's crazy. Look when I came up with the
Speaker 1: theory of relativity, I was on to my feet. It's
Speaker 1: the entire time. Come on, there's so many pictures of
Speaker 1: you on your ass with your feet up. What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Okay, Well, after I've on the Nobel Prize,
Speaker 1: then I could rest on my laurels a little bit. Look,
Speaker 1: I care about this bagel, shopping water into anything that
Speaker 1: I've haven't done, Albert, I know that, but it's it's
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the at the by last year, at
Speaker 1: the at the Employee Conduct manual here I there says
Speaker 1: nothing about sitting. Look. Look, I'm sticking out my tongue.
Speaker 1: Come on, I'm a joker. Sorry, we're close. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: hey you doing Wow. I'll wait outside if that's best.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get in trouble. It's almost sounded
Speaker 1: like a bit of a dick before, so I don't
Speaker 1: I don't hold it against him. He's just trying to
Speaker 1: make the best bagels and coffee possible. Hey, you guys,
Speaker 1: closed because it says two o'clock, but it's one right now.
Speaker 1: I mean we're in that weird area where it's a
Speaker 1: good brother not serve you. Are you going in? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not going in. It's closed. Well it's the technically
Speaker 1: doesn't close the two. So if you want to go in,
Speaker 1: we're going together that way. I won't be No. If
Speaker 1: you're the dick, I'm out front. What let those people in?
Speaker 1: It's not closed? Yeah? Okay? What what is it you needed? Uh?
Speaker 1: Pumpernickel bagel? Um? Ok? Do you carry um everything but
Speaker 1: onion bagel? Everything? But no? But I can. I can
Speaker 1: make that for you if that's what you like. If
Speaker 1: it's not a problem, that'd be great. I mean it
Speaker 1: kind of feels like a big ass. I thought the
Speaker 1: managers just yelled and said, you're open. Can I just
Speaker 1: speak to the manager? Oh? I could just we could
Speaker 1: probably handle this here. Check out my New York Times
Speaker 1: food critic. Alright, just bust am I under arrest or something?
Speaker 1: I just write our article. I don't We have no
Speaker 1: no arresting powers. Listen, you can. I'm not carrying any
Speaker 1: weapons on me if you need to pat me down
Speaker 1: or whatever. No, not at all, like this lawyer. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I gotta call a lawyer or something. Just
Speaker 1: give me one second. Hey, Bobby, what's a uh No,
Speaker 1: Bobby Manager, not Bobby janitor. Bobby, Sorry, I just gotta
Speaker 1: clean the toilet. Oh boy, I'm sorry. Why aren't you
Speaker 1: letting these guys all the way in? They aren't. Sorry,
Speaker 1: there's some legal issue. This guy showed me his identification
Speaker 1: New York Times Food critic, hands up, put your hands down,
Speaker 1: put your hands slow. I have a question for the
Speaker 1: New York Times phil food critic, please, Bobby and the janitor,
Speaker 1: and I have a question for you, Yes, yes, please,
Speaker 1: Why should your singular opinion matter more than I don't
Speaker 1: know mine? Do? Please say that? Let's talk about the
Speaker 1: history of the New York Times. Wow, thanks for waiting
Speaker 1: for me. And it was got a little weird there,
Speaker 1: but it's like two fifteen. I mean, do you work
Speaker 1: at Einstein Bagels and Coffee? Get off of me. Excuse me?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Can I help work at Einstein Bagels and Coffee?
Speaker 1: They're closer? Can can you go elsewhere? I just want
Speaker 1: to know if you work at Einstein Bagels and Coffee. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sure you do? No, she does? Oh yeah, so you do?
Speaker 1: You work at Einstein Bagels and Coffee. Wait? Why do
Speaker 1: you have to touch me as you're talking to me? Hey,
Speaker 1: freak zoid. Here's twenty bucks. Go findal life who work
Speaker 1: at Enstein Bagels and Coffee. So um, So let's talk
Speaker 1: about that feeling we were feeling earlier. Part of me
Speaker 1: is I spin underneath this lamp post? Just pools of lights?
Speaker 1: Really do something to me? You're you're luminescent. I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm levitating. Frankly. Uh, let me ask you three
Speaker 1: questions starting with third okay, breakfast, yes please? Second question,
Speaker 1: how do you like your egg? I'm into it? First question?
Speaker 1: Are those your shoes? Right? All right? Well? Uh, may
Speaker 1: to Blasio, looks like every the amendments of past that
Speaker 1: we're giving food critics the ability to arrest anybody that
Speaker 1: they deem aren't um, you know, doing what they the
Speaker 1: good good? Love it, love it? Yeah, I guess I
Speaker 1: don't know the word for that is anyway. Um. What
Speaker 1: about what about art critics? Art critics? Okay, want art?
Speaker 1: Critics to be able. First of all, I don't want them.
Speaker 1: I want them to be able to confront the artist
Speaker 1: in person. And uh right whenever they do a review
Speaker 1: that it's not gonna go into the paper no more.
Speaker 1: And uh and our critics should be a will arrest
Speaker 1: people for bad artists. Okay, so all critics, not just
Speaker 1: food critics. Yeah, yeah, critics, didn't I ask for an everything,
Speaker 1: bigger without onion. You did. That's everything, but the onion.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I got you butt onion. Yeah you
Speaker 1: this this biggest covered in butt onion. I'm sorry. I
Speaker 1: can't eat this. I'm sorry, sir. I thought you wanted
Speaker 1: butt onion. No, why would I want butt on you? Listen,
Speaker 1: I'm happy that you two have worked in your relationship.
Speaker 1: I guess that nude painting was really helpful. But I
Speaker 1: don't need your advice. I think I'm in love with
Speaker 1: the man I just met, and that's okay. Take a beer,
Speaker 1: Take a beer. Yeah, listen. We I don't think we
Speaker 1: could say we knew what love was until that class,
Speaker 1: and then you were there in that class as well.
Speaker 1: So do you do you see do you feel something
Speaker 1: that we're feeling? Tell? Do you feel that. I feel it.
Speaker 1: You're saying, yes, a trimordial relationship. Trimordial. Look, we're trying
Speaker 1: to make ourselves water and soupy. We want you to
Speaker 1: be a part of I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the burbage.
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a critic. Problem. No problems here, everybody else,
Speaker 1: want another beer? I'm just running through this. Here's him
Speaker 1: and him and it's cooler. All I'm saying is why
Speaker 1: can't I just love a man I just met? He
Speaker 1: inspires me to be better? Sure, but we you already
Speaker 1: know we're better. We remember that painting of the pair
Speaker 1: that we both painted, and remember that. Yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: here's this. I'll tell you this though. He has an
Speaker 1: opening tomorrow night, tomorrow night, and he's working all through
Speaker 1: the night tonight. He's an opening on his calendar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: an art gallery exhibit opening. He's opening the gallery. He's
Speaker 1: gonna be his stuff his is you? Guys? You know
Speaker 1: what you know? No, no, thank you. If you want
Speaker 1: to support me, if there's any future for us, you'll
Speaker 1: be at that opening tomorrow. Oh you'll be there. Ye'll
Speaker 1: be there? Ye be? Is she floating away? I'm so
Speaker 1: excited and nervous at the same time, thank you for
Speaker 1: giving me this fourth chance? Or at the gallery fingers crossed,
Speaker 1: Todds crossed. This, that's this could be it. I feel
Speaker 1: like once I found the muse, Well, you tell me,
Speaker 1: what do you see in this art? Do you see
Speaker 1: what I see? Oh? Ship right? This is good? Right?
Speaker 1: I mean last stuff was was good, but this is
Speaker 1: there's a I'll be honest, it's speaking to me. What
Speaker 1: is it saying when it speaks? First of all, does
Speaker 1: it speak English? Second of all, what does it say? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it feels like English. It feels like, um, I'm here
Speaker 1: a little bit of jibbers though too, write just a
Speaker 1: little money, money, money, money. I mean, how else are
Speaker 1: we gonna rate it? If not by cash flow? That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. This heart, this heart here me chuck
Speaker 1: me review art New York Times. All right, okay, now,
Speaker 1: I mean like me like truck, like truck like art. Hey, listen, Chaz, welcome, welcome,
Speaker 1: thank you for the opening compliments. But please, there's forty
Speaker 1: two pieces. Take a look around forty two. There's a
Speaker 1: lot more pieces. Chuck more more. This bagel, this bagel
Speaker 1: in art. That's a pumper nickel everything bagel Chuck like
Speaker 1: a good review? I like, Chuck, this is going great,
Speaker 1: This is going great, Chuck. No like oh nude painting chuckle? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that one I got away from me. You're under arrest?
Speaker 1: Oh ship, Fuck? What's happening? Bad heart? Come on, man,
Speaker 1: gets out of here. Sucks, dude, You got weird sculpture. Man,
Speaker 1: I made a soux flay Dude, I made a soup flame, bro,
Speaker 1: and they brought me in here. Damn let us out, man.
Speaker 1: Let's yeah, yeah, let us out? What happened to you? Man?
Speaker 1: Are you looking familiar? Bro? Yeah? Where do I know
Speaker 1: you from? Oh? You probably know me from my work
Speaker 1: as a physicist. But I run a bagel shop. Now,
Speaker 1: Oh what bagel shop? You want? Bruger's bagels? No, Brugers.
Speaker 1: Brugers is not so good. No, Bruger is not good. Alright,
Speaker 1: knock it up, Shut the funk up. Which one of
Speaker 1: you is the s fla man relaxing? You're here with us?
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Speaker 1: is the fucking co pilot for story story? Are you?
Speaker 1: I am sorry, but your mask on? Your freak? Hey, folks,
Speaker 1: you're pilot Joe Ger again. Listen, Uh I fight attendants today.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to you as quickly as they can.
Speaker 1: Remember your safety first, keep those masks on and uh
Speaker 1: well let's sing a little song on take off. Hey,
Speaker 1: welcome to Huntington Beach, California. This is served City, USA.
Speaker 1: Good look at this? Look at this video? Might I gonta,
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna go to Hins and Baits, California
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Speaker 1: you guys touchdown, you're gonna hop in the car from
Speaker 1: l A X and meet me right here. And honey,
Speaker 1: he's Guilifornia, That serves city in USA. Excuse me? What
Speaker 1: would you guys mind turning down that video or just
Speaker 1: or watching it with your headphones on? Maybe you watch
Speaker 1: it with my Headphanes, How the hell do I watch
Speaker 1: something with head fans in? Yeah, well, you know, maybe
Speaker 1: you just take turns watching the video or whatever. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to get it's a long flight. I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to get some sleep, he said, the first time
Speaker 1: I've been on a plane shouts and your first class.
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Is there a problem here between YouTube parties?
Speaker 1: This is uh first class. They're playing a video kind
Speaker 1: of loud, and it's bothering me a little bit. Sir.
Speaker 1: It's first class, so they can do whatever the funk
Speaker 1: they want. So do you have a first I'm also
Speaker 1: first class? Oh, we've never had this situation before. How
Speaker 1: do you resolve it? Do we go to first class court? No?
Speaker 1: I just get the captain to come out here. Hey,
Speaker 1: this is your captain, Joey Greer. What seems to be
Speaker 1: the problem there? Can he lost or is he just
Speaker 1: on the speaking No? He can hear us? Can hear
Speaker 1: your seat? Well? These fucking koala bears. I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: say that because I think you all have gona rhea.
Speaker 1: We're playing a video and I have an eyemask on,
Speaker 1: I have ear plugs in, and yet I can still
Speaker 1: see them and hear them do that. And I'm a
Speaker 1: first class passenger. If I could address the Australians, get
Speaker 1: your ship together and put your heads down around Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you, Joey. You can't. You can't just see that
Speaker 1: into the microphone. I mean those those are first class
Speaker 1: passengers to the second passenger. Sorry, what the fund is
Speaker 1: your problem? Again? Hey? Well can you just landed your now?
Speaker 1: And how did it beach California, Serve City, USA? I
Speaker 1: mean obviously these videos are in successions. Sorry, so I
Speaker 1: just auto pl again. I thought we had resolved our dispute.
Speaker 1: I thought we had resolved it. Welcome to live in
Speaker 1: person right here. I'm going to take away your machine
Speaker 1: positive positive video, sir. I will take away that machine.
Speaker 1: They're still playing there, working on it all right. This
Speaker 1: is obviously the third or fourth video that you watch
Speaker 1: of this YouTuber. Applies it it auto applies, turn off,
Speaker 1: auto turn be a problem if you had Mad Max
Speaker 1: on hered mix. We don't even show the original Mad Max.
Speaker 1: That's that's many years old. We have latest, the latest movies.
Speaker 1: You can watch movies. Have you heard of Scotland p
Speaker 1: a great movie? Top ten movie one? Okay, alright, So
Speaker 1: you guys, are have you ever sifted before? I'm a
Speaker 1: flight attendant. I work all the time. I don't don't
Speaker 1: really have time to to leisurely hit the ocean. You
Speaker 1: gotta find enjoyment in your law. You gotta find enjoyment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: come with a you should come with us. Come with us,
Speaker 1: all right, bros. Welcome to Huntington Beach, California, Serves City, USA.
Speaker 1: Are we were exposed to meet somebody else? I don't
Speaker 1: know who you're talking about. Man, I'm kind of the uh,
Speaker 1: the welcome wagon here at the beach. Oh hey, bros,
Speaker 1: Oh what the hell? Kyle? What are you doing here?
Speaker 1: This guy in this video that I'm watching right here?
Speaker 1: Who just all right? He started doing skits comedy at
Speaker 1: one point. Yeah, he's it's like a Vernon earnest thing.
Speaker 1: He talks to a Kyle that you never see. Um.
Speaker 1: I said, you know, I got off a pine pine
Speaker 1: and ready to do it. Ready the saft stop but
Speaker 1: it's saft Okay. Well look everybody, Uh, I can't wait
Speaker 1: to get you on your boards and get you out
Speaker 1: there to you know, take on that break. But everybody's
Speaker 1: got to get a gonna reattest before you get in
Speaker 1: the water. I can't do that, Mike. It's no, we won't.
Speaker 1: We won't pass. No, I mean most people pass it.
Speaker 1: You know. We want my might might. Let's do someone
Speaker 1: right now. It's Mike shift. Okay, Well, thank you for
Speaker 1: being prompt. The doctor will be here in a moment
Speaker 1: if we can just get you into this paper gown
Speaker 1: and we're gonna check their bottom area for some gnorhea
Speaker 1: and um see what what's happening up in there? If
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Have you had a calonic before?
Speaker 1: So this is like a sample video of what it's
Speaker 1: gonna be like when you go to the clinic. It's
Speaker 1: very easy. They're very kind. Welcome to the ocean. You
Speaker 1: can feel the water all around you here the birds,
Speaker 1: you sir, great, great dude. Stop making these videos in
Speaker 1: the room, okay, and go into your own bedroom to
Speaker 1: make these videos, okay. Part of roommates STA status means
Speaker 1: being able to use the shared spaces. That's my room
Speaker 1: is not a shared space that Okay, I make that clear.
Speaker 1: I made it clear. I mean it clear. You've been
Speaker 1: doing these videos for how long? I told you? Do
Speaker 1: you most gonna be here. You're gonna be here in
Speaker 1: like two hours. Cliff, Riff and Tiff the Australian Serp trio. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that should be a big deal to you. They're
Speaker 1: not staying here, is just say they're not staying here.
Speaker 1: Of course, they are in the shared Jesus fucking Christ, Adam,
Speaker 1: why did you invite me over if all these surfers
Speaker 1: from another country are coming? And why can't you have
Speaker 1: your bedroom better? I'm I'm working on it, Lucy, give
Speaker 1: me a second. Please give you a second, yes, please,
Speaker 1: Just I'm funny. It means it means you shouldn't have
Speaker 1: bought a dog. Okay, I mean you shouldn't have bought
Speaker 1: a dog. And it made me take care of it. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what I mean. You just rocked it off at
Speaker 1: the house and you said, like can you can you
Speaker 1: watch it? My apartment doesn't allow animals. Thank you, Captain Exposition.
Speaker 1: I know what happened. I was there. Listen, get this
Speaker 1: asshole out of your bedroom and let's do this. I'm trying.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. Somebody promised some ass playing. Yes, I'll let
Speaker 1: you touch my butt. Jesus Christ. All right, welcome to
Speaker 1: the USA. Now you're at customs and a customs we're
Speaker 1: gonna ask you a series of questions to make sure
Speaker 1: you get into the United States safely and we protect
Speaker 1: our citizens. So are you talking like that, mate, Just
Speaker 1: a normal way of speaking. So welcome again to the
Speaker 1: United States. First, if you just walk in front of
Speaker 1: these things, it starts is automated to the United States.
Speaker 1: First thing we're gonna do is go to customs. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the United States. First thing you can welcome. Welcome, Welcome,
Speaker 1: we welcome, Welcome to the US. If yourself, it will
Speaker 1: be all day. Everyone likes you. Waves, waters, wet waters, drive,
Speaker 1: sand is nice, spires high, everyone likes the ossies. That
Speaker 1: was good. You three have been selected to proceed to
Speaker 1: the United States. Welcome dudes, Yes, yes, all right. Hey
Speaker 1: are you guys, Cliff, Riff and Tiff. That's all right,
Speaker 1: I'm your driver. Well, get a little drive. I look
Speaker 1: at Tiny's all right, let's guy, let's go. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: only I'm only six inches tall. It is ty. I'm
Speaker 1: a small guy. I'm a small guy. Ye, tiny's man.
Speaker 1: If he be seen, Yeah, a lot, get that a lot? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it a regular size? A full size? Full size car.
Speaker 1: So are we heading straight to hunting to Beach? Check
Speaker 1: out the waves? Are we going by your hotel? First
Speaker 1: tail stand in the friend's house? Are you staying in
Speaker 1: a friend's house? Great? Is it just is that looks
Speaker 1: like a nose show sock. You're using it like a
Speaker 1: little jacket, is it right? Yeah? They don't make a
Speaker 1: lot of clothes in my size, so I gotta get improvised.
Speaker 1: There's a loading zone, guys, there's a loading zone. I'm
Speaker 1: having trouble getting all the surf parts on the roof. Daddy, Okay,
Speaker 1: my son's trying to load your load your board? Can
Speaker 1: what do you freak surfers? Help me? Please? All right?
Speaker 1: In a child cliff riff tiff, I'll help out. I'll
Speaker 1: holp out. I feel like I shouldn't have to do right,
Speaker 1: but you can, can't you? Yeah? But maybe you go
Speaker 1: shouldn't get in the car like we gotta load up
Speaker 1: base staff because they're gonna tell us otherwise. Cares of art?
Speaker 1: Well it works of art. I'll be the judge of that.
Speaker 1: You know, in New York they can arrest you for
Speaker 1: bad art. No, why, no fucking what? Donloading moved the
Speaker 1: vehicle that loaded video was annoying. Okay, okay, and we're
Speaker 1: off my My boy's gonna operate the pedal and I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna be up here at the wheel. Daddy, you're
Speaker 1: standing on my knee. Stop, Okay, sorry about that. I
Speaker 1: mean we're I'm six inches tall. You ever consider saffing
Speaker 1: on a popsicle stick make a good long board a
Speaker 1: popsicle stick? Damn? I yeah, I might. Obviously you get
Speaker 1: a couple of them and you shove it down. Obvious
Speaker 1: single popsicle stick, popsicle stick. Well, maybe one tongue depressor. No,
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that. Just a tongue depressor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know I've always wanted to do that. I'm just
Speaker 1: just you know, I can be easily swallowed by most fish,
Speaker 1: so might I could easily swaller you. Yeah, we get
Speaker 1: swa Down't tear him. Don't tear him half what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I can. I can ride a surfboard while in your entrails.
Speaker 1: I can do something like Joan in the whale you
Speaker 1: leave in my mouth? Al sif? All right? You know
Speaker 1: what I would like to live in your mouth while
Speaker 1: you sir? And that is seen too Alcmaniac scene three today,
Speaker 1: he wrote, before you consider shoving my suggestion in the
Speaker 1: so called Q you've invented to spare our feelings when
Speaker 1: we shipped the bed on seen ideas before warned, I
Speaker 1: am as recently reminded by a very lovely personalized Marvin
Speaker 1: MQ YouTube video an Alcamaniac that said, please avoid using
Speaker 1: any bias when assessing the comedic value of the following suggestion.
Speaker 1: Live announcers review improv as if it were a game
Speaker 1: show or a sporting event. Xander all right, looks as
Speaker 1: though the improvisors are taking the stage here at the
Speaker 1: Juggle Fox chuck a butt. Let's uh go down to
Speaker 1: the of course, I'm there and get an interview with
Speaker 1: one of the players, Sandy taking away. Thank you so much, Roger.
Speaker 1: I'm down here with some of the team right now.
Speaker 1: I got the laughs laps here and they're about to
Speaker 1: do a short form twenty minutes. Said. If I'm mistaken
Speaker 1: and taking suggestions from the audience, laugh slap, How how
Speaker 1: are you feeling? What's going through your head right before
Speaker 1: you go on? We're just getting everybody's backs. We're trying
Speaker 1: to get in tune with Counted to twenty synchron like
Speaker 1: without anybody talking over each other. Uh, we're doing some
Speaker 1: arm ups right now, and I think we're feeling pretty
Speaker 1: strong about it. Artists. We're artists, all white, all male team.
Speaker 1: How is that going to affect some of the content
Speaker 1: as well as the humor going back and forth? Don't
Speaker 1: you think your perspective at the moment is just limited? Uh?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't think so. No, I
Speaker 1: don't I don't No, I don't think so either. Honestly,
Speaker 1: what you could say is we represent about of the
Speaker 1: people up there on stage anyway, So I think we're
Speaker 1: going to really eight to all the performers very well.
Speaker 1: You question first here it is laugh slaps coming up next.
Speaker 1: Good luck, gentlemen. I hope you have some fun up there. Okay,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. The report from the floor. Let's
Speaker 1: take it now backstage. Everybody backstage with our backstage commentator. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Thanks, thanks for professing it down to me.
Speaker 1: I can just see I'm going to get the same
Speaker 1: two people we just interviewed. I got the left slaps here. Um,
Speaker 1: so can you tell us anything new that you didn't
Speaker 1: just say to my colleague Honestly, you're getting in my
Speaker 1: head right now. I'm trying to stay president and I'm
Speaker 1: trying to just give and take. Uh No, So this
Speaker 1: is live, sir, um No, this is not the way.
Speaker 1: The Bathom bathroom is the other way by the red door.
Speaker 1: Should probably tell him, yes it is, and then add
Speaker 1: some more information. I'm just reporter, alright, Well I don't know, Yes, sir,
Speaker 1: it is. And you can pee on the supporter's leg. Yesee.
Speaker 1: And if you pe on the reporter's leg, it's possible
Speaker 1: that a new legal crow. What's happened? And if that
Speaker 1: new leg grows, you might be able to cut it
Speaker 1: off and sell it on the black market. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: send yes, and then you'll have a great This is
Speaker 1: a stand up show, right, That's what we don't. We don't.
Speaker 1: We don't use that world right here, Jennifer talking, I've
Speaker 1: lost what I've lost control this time. I didn't buy it.
Speaker 1: Take it to an improv show, make it make it personal,
Speaker 1: make it personal, telesecret Do you I I love improv shows?
Speaker 1: What about you? Yes? Yes? Yes? So do we so?
Speaker 1: Do you realize that stand up is written? Okay, sir sir?
Speaker 1: Now if you go to the improv, you'll see stand up,
Speaker 1: which is weird, confusing. That's what I'm saying. I love
Speaker 1: the improv, and you might love improv even more. No,
Speaker 1: I know I don't like it. Well, how do you know?
Speaker 1: I saw it once and it sucks. We'll give me
Speaker 1: a word. Just working for Pineapple Pineapple Express. You see
Speaker 1: what I did there. I didn't write that on my leg.
Speaker 1: I this is just a commercial commercial I've been trying
Speaker 1: to We're gonna go to commercial. Well, there's bank stage.
Speaker 1: We're gonna take a comercial break here and stay with us.
Speaker 1: More excitement right after this the new Ford F one
Speaker 1: fifty complete leather interior and exterior. If you're looking for
Speaker 1: a Ford off road vehicle that can go on any road,
Speaker 1: check out the new Ford f I can stop you there.
Speaker 1: I know you are aware that you missed the line there,
Speaker 1: So let's just go back to the wagon and take
Speaker 1: from the top. And I think what we're missing now
Speaker 1: is some of that fun that we were having earlier.
Speaker 1: So maybe, yeah, well you're joking about my wife wasn't
Speaker 1: necessarily universal. Fine, Okay, Chris, I think I'm in my head.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can do this show. We're being
Speaker 1: judged everywhere right now. I brought a little bit of script.
Speaker 1: Was and I brought a little script. Just don't make
Speaker 1: a big deal out of it, and try not to.
Speaker 1: Don't don't draw any attention to us. Again, this is
Speaker 1: not We're not We're not just we're not at the improv.
Speaker 1: We're ygg. This is a lot of fucking people do this. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't don't sunk this up there watching. So just take
Speaker 1: your script. Just take this, okay, Okay, alright, alright. Should
Speaker 1: we rehearse it or should we just memorize? I don't
Speaker 1: think we should. Okay, I don't know. I just I
Speaker 1: just feel like these guys are setting us up to fail.
Speaker 1: All those questions reporters asked those weren't to help us
Speaker 1: get free in calm down, I just rememorized your lines.
Speaker 1: I got the script. It's in my head. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: Uh let me just all right, So if I'm not
Speaker 1: off book entirely, I didn't. We just don't draw attention
Speaker 1: to anything that I'm looking at in my hands. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but how did I memorize it? You wrote it? I didn't.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that I was. I wrote it, but
Speaker 1: I didn't know that we were going to use it.
Speaker 1: It's a bat pocket trick. It's not we need you
Speaker 1: on stage, everybody. We are an improv team. We're here before.
Speaker 1: Please everybody sit down. Everybody stays seats, Please stay in
Speaker 1: your seats. Just getting a beer? Are you, sir? You sir?
Speaker 1: Who was just getting a beer? Uh? Can you give
Speaker 1: us a suggestion? It's something that makes you horny? Um no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that doesn't make anybody horny. You don't know me, you
Speaker 1: don't know my life. I'm sorry. That's a bad suggestion.
Speaker 1: We're not taking pineapple? Uh? Co co co? What this? Yeah? Yeah? Right,
Speaker 1: give us any word? Hey, Charlie, why is there so
Speaker 1: much pineapple in the kitchen? I just like pineapple? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I'm gonna take a couple of them, Si cool.
Speaker 1: I'm going to don't take the ones with the holes
Speaker 1: in them. That's the one that's gonna take. I'm going
Speaker 1: to a Luau party and I thought I cut a
Speaker 1: hole in a couple of those pineapples. Yeah. I was
Speaker 1: gonna walk into the party with that pineapple on my
Speaker 1: penis and be like, look, I'm here Oh, yeah, I
Speaker 1: knew we were roommates for a reason. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I scripted the joke. All right, so you gave us. Uh,
Speaker 1: we'll take baseball bat and now we will improvides. Thanks
Speaker 1: for coming into my office today. I really want to
Speaker 1: talk about the work that you've been doing on the floor.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me in this room, boss, your office, boss,
Speaker 1: it was this office, this office boss. Cool. Please have
Speaker 1: a seat, Terry. When you're announcing, you need to announce
Speaker 1: while they're performing and fill in all the space on
Speaker 1: the dead space. That's more of a commentator's job. I
Speaker 1: believe color by play by plays sort of. Fellow, I'm
Speaker 1: throw it to the guy down on the guy. We
Speaker 1: need you to to pivot and uh and to really
Speaker 1: fill in the death space. All right, who is this
Speaker 1: addressing me? Now? This is management? Uh? Got your name
Speaker 1: that goes with that? Big guys, you seem kind of
Speaker 1: unsure of yourself. That doesn't seem like a yes, Dan situation.
Speaker 1: Not my job. My job. Give you direction because I'll
Speaker 1: kill you and I'll take everybody with me. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: then I would say start with Sherry. She's not a
Speaker 1: very good worker. It is actually good. It feels like
Speaker 1: it's scripted. There's your report from inside the audience feels
Speaker 1: like it's scripted. Let's take it back down to the stage.
Speaker 1: Is that the sort of thing you're looking for? Pete? Yeah, yeah, Phil, Phil,
Speaker 1: all right. I thought it was Pete. That's why the
Speaker 1: name my mother gave me. But I changed it. But
Speaker 1: you know this, You know I changed it, and you
Speaker 1: do it and fucking rub it in. All right. I
Speaker 1: guess this is this is goodbye? Oh god, I'm actually
Speaker 1: moved by this. This is where we're supposed to kiss.
Speaker 1: We're supposed to kiss. Come on in, just go in.
Speaker 1: And this is funny from moving from the stage tonight, folks.
Speaker 1: That's what we're saying. Stay tuned. Will be right back
Speaker 1: right after this word from s what king of beers?
Speaker 1: I want to get fucked up? You drink this thing?
Speaker 1: It's slits from the top. Maybe he's leave out the
Speaker 1: F bomb man. Any sort of editorializing you feel like
Speaker 1: you need to just read the copy. I think this
Speaker 1: is going great. I mean, I don't think they know
Speaker 1: the scripted this this positive for commercials a little weird,
Speaker 1: but I think we're doing great. Hey, hey, you guys,
Speaker 1: I was just watching that and that was fantastic. I
Speaker 1: said I didn't like improv but I totally do now,
Speaker 1: thank you. Alright backstage, listen, who are the dig Reduced?
Speaker 1: They're all white team from New Zealand. Who's on? Who's
Speaker 1: on that? Can you go and speak up? And yeah? Here?
Speaker 1: Yeah I was told there was told there's four people?
Speaker 1: So did you dying? Oh? We actually hated the mania.
Speaker 1: Remember living inside my mouth? Okay, yeah that's me. Sorry, Uh,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm a limo driver living inside this guy's mouth.
Speaker 1: Oh you're you're definitely not from New Zealand. No, no, no, okay,
Speaker 1: so that's three. I need this problem. No no, I
Speaker 1: just need a I need a check to see everyone's here.
Speaker 1: So you know that did drive that he's from Dinda. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So when one Lord of the Rings was filmed in
Speaker 1: our country, when saw his mouth? Yeah, the little guy talks,
Speaker 1: the big guy can't talk. Okay, this is the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Uh yes, and seeing that's our show. Thank you so much, everybody.
Speaker 1: We holly improvise that tonight off of your suggestion of
Speaker 1: baseball bat and if you notice, um, you know we
Speaker 1: mentioned pineapple and they're uh just for fun. U A minute,
Speaker 1: A minute? What is this? It seems that this is
Speaker 1: script in one of those improvised give me, give me that.
Speaker 1: They didn't improvise any of this. It was all written, Listenn.
Speaker 1: No one likes you, okay, fuck you, all right, fuck you.
Speaker 1: It's not an open mic, all right. No one talks
Speaker 1: to Marland that way, not not in front of one
Speaker 1: of his best mates. We're all here. Teddy introduced yourself
Speaker 1: as well. Teddy, okay, I'll introduce myself. It's me Teddy.
Speaker 1: If you want the founding, you better keep it up.
Speaker 1: M h it was John was John Connor? Where is he? Wait?
Speaker 1: What's going on? They weren't improvising that, No, I feel
Speaker 1: lied to. No, Shay, it was scripted. You just watched
Speaker 1: the play. Oh god, no, I hate theater. McBeth show
Speaker 1: for today. That's our show. We can't go any further.
Speaker 1: Oh man, Let's thank all of our improvisers star arting
Speaker 1: with returning champion a tool sing, thank you, thank you
Speaker 1: very much to be here. I appreciate anything you'd like
Speaker 1: to mention or plug. Uh no, not really a time
Speaker 1: A tool time all right. And you have mentioned that
Speaker 1: you wanted to share with us. You had a magic
Speaker 1: word for the day you mentioned in your email to me,
Speaker 1: so if you want to share that now, maybe we
Speaker 1: can have some fun with it. I said, I said
Speaker 1: earlier that this election is a mail biter, Yes, mail mail.
Speaker 1: That's good. Thank you for that. James Heeney, thank you
Speaker 1: for having me here. There's no harm in going to
Speaker 1: uh twitch dot tv slash bs comedy. You might find
Speaker 1: that on Wednesday nights, probably closer to eight depenny. Just
Speaker 1: go check it out. Fair improp from Bear Supply. Thank
Speaker 1: you for that. Joey Gary, you want a piggyback on
Speaker 1: that ship, I will, and I'll actually give a time.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say eight o'clock definitively jump on their West
Speaker 1: coast time, So if you're on the East East, that's
Speaker 1: probably eleven. That's probably eleven or exactly, because you seem
Speaker 1: so certain about the West coast. All right, Chris all Vado,
Speaker 1: just you know, I hope everything in soon so we
Speaker 1: can open up theaters. I really we do like the
Speaker 1: yuckle fox chuckle, but in other spaces like that, I
Speaker 1: just want to I just wanted to say that one
Speaker 1: more time. Yeah, yuckle fox chuckle. But I recorded a
Speaker 1: a stand up gig from home, just into into my
Speaker 1: phone shooting video. Uh. It was the first time I've
Speaker 1: ever performed without an audience. And thankfully I've been watching
Speaker 1: Colbert and Conan and the people who've been doing their
Speaker 1: talk show from home the first five or six months.
Speaker 1: Otherwise I don't know what the funk I would have done,
Speaker 1: because they gave me a heads up about um the
Speaker 1: freedom um of of something I've always used on this podcast,
Speaker 1: which is no one's listening, I'm sorry something oh man.
Speaker 1: Uh Craigkowski. Yeah, happy announced I've got my first on
Speaker 1: camera job tomorrow since the pandemic began. I'm getting a Colonoski.
Speaker 1: So yeah, you gotta drink that juice today. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: drinking the juice today. Not sure what it's gonna be
Speaker 1: streaming on, but I am. I am stag afters, so
Speaker 1: they gotta pay me. It's gonna be streaming out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be streaming a little bit later. Yeah yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: and that's everyone. Yeah, let's thank our engine into this
Speaker 1: and producer of the stars, Mr Doug Bam bam, and
Speaker 1: fine folks that I hurt media. I'm your host Kevin Pollock.
Speaker 1: Thank you you once again for dolling us up and
Speaker 1: writing on in your scene suggestions. Please don't stop. We
Speaker 1: love hearing from you. Be kind to each other, come
Speaker 1: what may, uh, We're all we've got. And just be
Speaker 1: a little more patient with each other. I think would
Speaker 1: be a great suggestion for today. Um, but until next time,
Speaker 1: I'll come the pep