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Speaker 1: was there a particular moment from your last cross country
Speaker 1: drive you care to share? Well? Uh, there was ping
Speaker 1: and bottled, there was beautiful mountains, majesty. Uh, there was
Speaker 1: strange hair on floors, and um not not any pop
Speaker 1: rocks and the convenience stores. Huh. That last one is
Speaker 1: the only shocking one I know. We told Oliver at
Speaker 1: a gas station and we were like, I'm sure we'll
Speaker 1: find pop rocks because they, to him are very you know,
Speaker 1: those are the holy grail. It's so exciting. And no
Speaker 1: pop rocks. So I don't think that was what you
Speaker 1: or anyone was interested in here here looking for, but
Speaker 1: that's what came out. It was Oliver's takeaway from the
Speaker 1: entire trip. Yeah, this country sucks. He correct, continue, he
Speaker 1: there's a tool saying. He told the Yes, I know
Speaker 1: you're they're proud now. But when you were a weed lad,
Speaker 1: did the folks share their hopes of what profession you
Speaker 1: might pursue? H? Yeah, definitely. I was the one annointed
Speaker 1: with business. It was just just in general business. Sister physician,
Speaker 1: sister lawyer, me business uh CEO owner. Um. That was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you want to own a business, you don't work for nobody.
Speaker 1: And then my first job, I worked with the governments.
Speaker 1: You did, in fact work for nobody. Now Here's Kraigkowski kao.
Speaker 1: Any memorable moment from a camping trip. A camping trip.
Speaker 1: I don't camp, never camp. I don't want to camp.
Speaker 1: I like beds, I don't don't like the woods, don't
Speaker 1: like animals again, like sleeping in a bed, never sounded
Speaker 1: so Jewish in your life. Is that all real? Totally real?
Speaker 1: I love that. I'm oh my god. Yes. Did you
Speaker 1: never care until you went to my bachelor party? Did you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And it was horrible, dude, all of us had rash.
Speaker 1: One of your groomsmen is still missing, and he's not missing,
Speaker 1: he's just in a cavern, uh, facing the corner. And last,
Speaker 1: but supersize you if you think, at least it's Joey Greer.
Speaker 1: Carla Jean, what was your first professional job as a
Speaker 1: performer of comedy? My first, My first paid gig was
Speaker 1: twenty dollars at a holiday in sweets ballroom, which wasn't
Speaker 1: a ballroom. It was just like it was like an
Speaker 1: actually was like room that they just took all the
Speaker 1: furniture out and had two tables inside. They put a
Speaker 1: makeshifts stage in there and there was maybe ten people. Maybe, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that can't happen. Just stand up comedy. You to an
Speaker 1: hour and a half away for you were doing the
Speaker 1: ventriloquist bit back then, and your dummy was an actual person,
Speaker 1: as I remember. Yeah, I uh, I actually got acquitted
Speaker 1: from that. I did have to cut in the back
Speaker 1: and the move some organs to get to his jaw,
Speaker 1: but the court. The court ruled that it was not
Speaker 1: get inside me, and you did. All right, let's do
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Speaker 1: listener Aaron, who wrote, Hi, Kevin and everyone. I've really
Speaker 1: been enjoyed the pandemic episodes of the show. The guests
Speaker 1: Alchemists have been phenomenal, although it was great to hear
Speaker 1: Vanessa's voice again recently too. I am also right I
Speaker 1: might have gone back and picked the ones that had
Speaker 1: your name in them. Um. I'm also realizing, but I
Speaker 1: love it when oh this is good. I am also
Speaker 1: realizing that I love it when Craig picks up on
Speaker 1: every time a fellow alchemist stumbles over a word. Or misspeaks.
Speaker 1: Then Craig repeats it deadpan and exploits it for laughs.
Speaker 1: He's like laser beam with that stuff, and I can't
Speaker 1: get enough. My scene suggested. I think that's a compliment. Correct.
Speaker 1: My scene suggesting is something that I am tragically hilariously
Speaker 1: watching play out in real life with my family member.
Speaker 1: Comedy is tragedy, right. A lonely grandmother gets engaged to
Speaker 1: an online scammer and begins planning the wedding. Have fun. Aaron, Uh,
Speaker 1: control all seven? Is that right? How do I D? Seven? Okay? Computer, Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm computing, but how do I? Um? I can't
Speaker 1: open this window? Computer open? Window? Computer? Window open? Do
Speaker 1: you want Google Safari? Oh my god, you just opened
Speaker 1: a window in the room. No, that's not what I'm
Speaker 1: A window on the laptop would be great. Doors open, Jesus, computer, computer?
Speaker 1: Can you peel le Banana? Blogging into your Gmail? Now? Oh?
Speaker 1: Um dead? What the hell are you doing on my computer?
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to open I'm communicating with somebody in
Speaker 1: a foreign country who I think I'm engaged to. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, You're not supposed to be This is
Speaker 1: my private bedroom. We what did you touch, Roger? We've
Speaker 1: been over this. This is your private bedroom, in your
Speaker 1: your The thing is is there's a door. That door.
Speaker 1: Once you come past there, this becomes you know, the
Speaker 1: only place that I have privacy, right right. You told
Speaker 1: me about the portal. It's just you've got the best
Speaker 1: WiFi in here, and so in order to act. You
Speaker 1: know why it's the best WiFi. I do because I'm
Speaker 1: just plugged into the router. It's plugged into a cable, Dad,
Speaker 1: That's why it's the best WiFi. You're on the ethernet?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're telling me? Son, I'm on the ethernet?
Speaker 1: Now what Let me see what's going on this computer?
Speaker 1: See what I'm trying to open? This window and the
Speaker 1: computer we're talking a window that's not a window, Dad?
Speaker 1: What is that? That's well, I think we've been hacked.
Speaker 1: We can hacked. Well, it mustn't be in here. You've
Speaker 1: been hacked on my computer? Okay? Well what love you? No,
Speaker 1: this is a virus, Dad, Computers don't feel things. Have
Speaker 1: you seen there? I've seen the ring that yeah? Control
Speaker 1: all seven? How many days ago did you watch the
Speaker 1: I mean it's been weeks if not months. I apparently
Speaker 1: remember it. It's a VHS tape, right, so it doesn't
Speaker 1: always seven interesting, yeah, control all seven it's not working.
Speaker 1: This is this is yeah. I mean, I mean pretty
Speaker 1: much all the computers here at the top of the line. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, anyone you pick is going to do the
Speaker 1: job you want. I mean, if you're looking for something
Speaker 1: with like higher speed Internet, that's what always people think
Speaker 1: are in the computer themselves. Now that's something you're gonna
Speaker 1: have to get through Spectrum or you know, Rising whatever, Exfinity,
Speaker 1: whoever the hell you use. But uh, I know, actually
Speaker 1: Cox is in uh is in the Nevada area and
Speaker 1: all that. But uh yeah, you know, so, I mean
Speaker 1: the computers themselves, what you looking for, RAM, you're looking
Speaker 1: for you know, ssd S whatever you well, graphics and
Speaker 1: also if you really want to tinker with it, I
Speaker 1: say go to the PC. But if you just want
Speaker 1: some turn on, have fun, sling us long and then
Speaker 1: you get a MAC. I mean that's what you're looking at.
Speaker 1: But you know, yeah, so the maximum selves are pretty good,
Speaker 1: the pretty decent comps, you know what I mean, they
Speaker 1: do everything you need, your gentlemen, need any help, We're
Speaker 1: just looking okay, okay, Well around, I'm I'm the local
Speaker 1: computer experts. You need any suggestions, I give us some help? Yes,
Speaker 1: excuse me, gentlemen, Ah, yes, I can I help you, ma'am.
Speaker 1: I well, I'm lonely, okay, and I'm looking at all
Speaker 1: these machines. I I think I get your meaning. I'm
Speaker 1: interested in a coupling of of sorts and untraditional coupling.
Speaker 1: I've had my own fair share of traditional couplings, and
Speaker 1: I'm interested in an unconditional I like rock music, I
Speaker 1: like knitting. I like paper cracks. Okay. I I can
Speaker 1: sell you a PC, ma'am, and that might help you
Speaker 1: to connect with other people online. But this is this
Speaker 1: is the sort of thing I was hoping for. You're
Speaker 1: very good at what you do, aren't you. What is that,
Speaker 1: as says the teen in the hat. Shoes, Yes exactly.
Speaker 1: I worked in shoes for a long long time. These
Speaker 1: are the tens of a cobbler. Don't don't take my
Speaker 1: shoe off, ma'am. Please. Oh, I'm so sorry. It's darmer.
Speaker 1: You have really stuck on here, aren't there. Yeah? They are.
Speaker 1: Actually that feels great what you're doing. But I'm saying
Speaker 1: is you do me a favorite? Out? Do you a favorite? Okay?
Speaker 1: How can I help? I'm interested in and I'm alone.
Speaker 1: I'm alone. I like papercraft. I have no friends. I
Speaker 1: have been ostracized by most of my family. These things
Speaker 1: really stuck on you. I need help. I can do things.
Speaker 1: I can offer you things, but I'm going to need
Speaker 1: something in return. Yes, just just tell me. I need
Speaker 1: a machine. I need you, Elon, wake up, Ellen, wake up?
Speaker 1: Wake up? Yeah? Mom? What what? Something's wrong with the
Speaker 1: Tesla's AI? All right? Um? Just have the computer fix itself?
Speaker 1: An no, no, no, that's a problem. That's a problem. Okay.
Speaker 1: The computer's fixing itself and and and it's rewired in
Speaker 1: a certain way that I can't fix. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to do. Who's who's the owner of Tesla? You,
Speaker 1: Trevor or me? You shareholders? Who owns majority shares of Tesla? You?
Speaker 1: Trevor Or me? You do you do? Okay? All right,
Speaker 1: let the computer fix itself and I'll think I'll have
Speaker 1: a maybe a sausage, egg sausage with cheese now, McMuffin, yeah,
Speaker 1: McMuffin for McDonald's. Yes, yeah, of course, Trevor. You know
Speaker 1: me so well, I got you. This is what you do.
Speaker 1: You're You're all the security I need. All right, you
Speaker 1: protect me. May I take your order? Welcome to Mickey D's. Hi? Yeah, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: my car is just kind of acting up, uh in
Speaker 1: a bit? Yeah. My kind of car is that. It's
Speaker 1: a it's a Teslas. Uh oh, it's one of the
Speaker 1: electric models. Yeah, plugged in right now. No, it's unplugged
Speaker 1: in a joke. Uh well, can I get you? Sir?
Speaker 1: Let me guess you want a sausage with cheese? Well,
Speaker 1: what a sausage add muffin? I don't just flore a
Speaker 1: sausage with cheese? Uh yes, uh yeah, I would Welcome
Speaker 1: to McDonald How can I help you? It looks like
Speaker 1: my tesla just called another McDonald's. I'm sorry, I'm actually
Speaker 1: at the drive through right now. My car just called
Speaker 1: you by accident. Do you want a sausage with cheese
Speaker 1: on it? No? I? Well, yeah, I'm actually gonna get
Speaker 1: sausage muffin at Are you at a competitive franchise nearby?
Speaker 1: Or I just love to know they're yelp rating? Did
Speaker 1: you want to drink with that? Sir? Yeah? I said, Marian,
Speaker 1: going out your ass. I know ship, Okay, I know
Speaker 1: a computer. Just give me a second's not going to
Speaker 1: be happy, alright, Dad, I just I'm gonna bring this
Speaker 1: inside come with me, and we're just gonna drop it
Speaker 1: off at their their nerd expert. Okay, they're gonna help
Speaker 1: us fix this thing up nerd and we can't be
Speaker 1: called nerd expert. Oh my gosh, it could be the
Speaker 1: geek squad. Yeah, I guess it is. I guess it is.
Speaker 1: But we'll get you a computer here too. At the
Speaker 1: same time, so the sane man like, it's like, because like,
Speaker 1: what are you looking for? You looking? Because I know
Speaker 1: you do. You're gonna want to do a PC you know,
Speaker 1: saying you're gonna want to get in there and like
Speaker 1: change all the components and just like get in there
Speaker 1: like customize it. Yeah, I want to upgrad it. Like
Speaker 1: why should have a somebody if I want to put
Speaker 1: more rambittres. What I'm saying, that's what you should never
Speaker 1: have to ask. That's a look around. Yeah, okay, and
Speaker 1: how about you folks, you need any help? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want to drop this computer off. It's I think
Speaker 1: got a virus on it. My dad was using it.
Speaker 1: He was apparently talking to people overseas. Don't we get
Speaker 1: that a lot with with older people? You get that
Speaker 1: a lot that we can talk to people overseas on
Speaker 1: the computer. It's it's very difficult to do. He says
Speaker 1: he's engaged with someone. Yeah, I think he. I think
Speaker 1: he needs his own computer. Now, okay, I really can't
Speaker 1: work out your individual beef with each other, but I
Speaker 1: can wipe the hard drive of the of your computer
Speaker 1: and take a look and build it all right, all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: wipe it. Uh sorry that my I'm in my bare feet.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't notice. Why are you in your bare feet?
Speaker 1: Someone take your shoes? Bell. Yeah, it's a long story,
Speaker 1: but uh but yeah, I let me just take a
Speaker 1: look at it. I think it helped me with this computer.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just here. We can we can help you,
Speaker 1: help you. No, no, no, guys, don't work for we're
Speaker 1: looking for a mac. You looking for a piece. Give
Speaker 1: this back to me. This computer isn't working, and I
Speaker 1: was going to give it to this geek here. But
Speaker 1: if you guys, excuse me, sir, I'm a nerd. You are,
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. My bad nerd over here was
Speaker 1: gonna work on it, but he's barefooted, and I have
Speaker 1: a hard time trusting a pair of foot person some
Speaker 1: freaky old ladies with my shoes up thirteen and a half. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I am big. My dad was a shoemaker for a
Speaker 1: long time. Well, I don't I don't know about Mager.
Speaker 1: I ran Kenneth called for forty two years, but don't
Speaker 1: know even know what that means that your d's not
Speaker 1: like you were talking about him like he wasn't here,
Speaker 1: but he's right here. I was just explaining how he
Speaker 1: knew with thirteen foot looks like are you cool? He
Speaker 1: likes to talk to me. I'm Jimmy Cole that my
Speaker 1: brother was Kennedy. He likes about me like I'm not.
Speaker 1: You know that this this lady you took my shoes
Speaker 1: off used to sell shoes herself, and she immediately knew
Speaker 1: my shoes size as well. I mean, it feels like
Speaker 1: the two of you would have a very distinctive looking
Speaker 1: foot sir. I don't know what to tell you. Dad.
Speaker 1: You're clearly not a thirteen and you're clearly not a fourteen.
Speaker 1: I think this is a flawed machine giving it back. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: thank you for giving me my shoes back. Oh okay, jokey,
Speaker 1: holy chokey. And I'm getting at in here and I'll
Speaker 1: stay alone and I'll die alone. Wait wait, wait, Mr
Speaker 1: m you have to meet Yes, yes, hello, my fairly.
Speaker 1: Don't rush up, don't rush out the door so quickly.
Speaker 1: Perhaps you could use some assistance. That one pegged as
Speaker 1: a seven and a havel Oh my, jimmy, Jimmy two
Speaker 1: comes from some patriot. Hey k P, it's that other
Speaker 1: k Pete or Swan Trizzle, and I'm actually your biggest
Speaker 1: fan in San Antone, Texas. Sorry Daniel, That lad live
Speaker 1: hang was a blast scene, suggested bank robber who's madding
Speaker 1: love with the bank manager and only wants to steal
Speaker 1: their heart. Y'all are the best, like for real, the best.
Speaker 1: Swant Rizzle, Swan Trizzle. I mean, if you're looking to
Speaker 1: open them an account, you gotta start thinking like, well
Speaker 1: you want to do with the account? You know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. Excuse me, I can take the next customer.
Speaker 1: And will you not talk to other people in life? Uh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you? Though that that was very helpful. I might
Speaker 1: it wasn't how I overheard a good deal and that
Speaker 1: was not sound advice, but how try to help you?
Speaker 1: Tesla stuck? Okay, I'd like to open checking account. Just
Speaker 1: moved to town originally from Welcome, San Antonio. Yeah, oh
Speaker 1: my god. The most charming place I've ever been in
Speaker 1: my life. The Riverwalk, right, it's something, the river Walk. Yes,
Speaker 1: they do it so nice in Christmas time. It's beautiful.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I had to leave it. I well,
Speaker 1: you know, there's a choice. What happened to? Just get
Speaker 1: out of town? You know, just have to. Here's a
Speaker 1: little note that should explain. But welcome to the sen
Speaker 1: antelling Christmas to a river walk. How can I help
Speaker 1: you folks? Get adding out of that car you arrived in.
Speaker 1: That's a beauty. What is that a Cadillac with suicide doors? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna need help getting out of here. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: need help getting out of here. You know what we
Speaker 1: call a two ton family. Let me as see if
Speaker 1: I can get assistance. Bobby, jim Jimmy on my way?
Speaker 1: How about my way? You too? Help these fine folks
Speaker 1: out of the automobile. We're gonna start this Christmas Riverwalk
Speaker 1: tour whole car. Uh yeah, what was that, ma'am? I'm
Speaker 1: not a religious holiday walk or an agnostic holiday walk?
Speaker 1: Is this secular non secular walk? Is this gingerbread man?
Speaker 1: What's going on? We leaned towards the gingerbread man? Uh,
Speaker 1: this is a Christmas riverwalk tour. We're like say again
Speaker 1: saying Christmas Another Jesus? Right? Well, we we had three
Speaker 1: different baby jesus Is and they was all stolen individually. Now,
Speaker 1: the way we knew about where we're from is they
Speaker 1: have a chocolate Jesus hidden inside the stumble. But you're
Speaker 1: the first one to get him out and need them.
Speaker 1: Are they gonna cash price your way through it? And
Speaker 1: you anyway? It works out? It is fun from Lubbock
Speaker 1: right right? That sounds fun. Why would you leave Lubbock
Speaker 1: and come here? Well, because we have Because now I
Speaker 1: got a little note to here that might explain what's
Speaker 1: going on if you didn't want to just take a
Speaker 1: look at that note, right, That is a tiny note. Man.
Speaker 1: That's I have small fingers. Look at her hands. Look
Speaker 1: at her hands compared to her eyes. Oh yes, that's
Speaker 1: about the size seven. Ain't they ice to sell gloves?
Speaker 1: I'm a clutch, a very small narrow in a bigger pen.
Speaker 1: My hand, can't even take it. It's crazy to watch right.
Speaker 1: It's I have to buy my pens from Japanese novelty stores.
Speaker 1: They're meant for children's hard. It's hard to find and
Speaker 1: love it. That's all I have to father online to
Speaker 1: far Ali Baba. Just get things import straight import give
Speaker 1: him in bull because I got from my whole life.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna need a few pins. You got you can
Speaker 1: You can say, Paul, anybody in the world. You can
Speaker 1: talk to anybody in the world if you've got the
Speaker 1: right kind of wiffire or stand back. Let me see
Speaker 1: if I can read this damn note here, give give
Speaker 1: us all your money. This is I'm not sure this
Speaker 1: is the right note, sir, you've had what is? It?
Speaker 1: Wasn't like it says it's give me all your money.
Speaker 1: This is a hold up. We run tour boats that
Speaker 1: go down the river Walk and you're stuck in a
Speaker 1: car right now. So we got the oprah, Am, can
Speaker 1: you take the car so that I could get out?
Speaker 1: Please my doors, open my doors. Welcome to Dick's last
Speaker 1: resort on the river Walk. Come on in a good
Speaker 1: time now. We normally we get to make a lot
Speaker 1: of jokes and stuff, but there's been some changes, so
Speaker 1: we're just gonna be a regular restaurant. I want to
Speaker 1: ride on his hat that he's a cocksucker, my hat.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what we could do last week with some
Speaker 1: laws have changed and we can't do. What about you
Speaker 1: show me your dick and then you get me a
Speaker 1: shot at taquila. I can get your shot at to kill.
Speaker 1: I can get your shot at to kill. I'll get
Speaker 1: your far I'll make it nice. But I can't can't
Speaker 1: show you my dick. Thought this was a goddamn family
Speaker 1: establishment like animals. Yeah, you can eat like an I
Speaker 1: just can't do the normal. My manager, my managers me
Speaker 1: insult you. He's gonna have come on, come on you
Speaker 1: look you must be from love from the Texas Bureau
Speaker 1: of Antondra and insults. Oh my hands are up off Debra.
Speaker 1: Can I just see my office real quickly? Absolutely? Oh great,
Speaker 1: so earlier? Oh god, I love your office. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. You haven't been in here. No, I've
Speaker 1: never been invited in. This is a treat. God. I'd
Speaker 1: love to have walls. You can hang things on him. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's all my wife's doing. Cindy lou Is. Well, she's
Speaker 1: got a real touch, very lucky woman. Well, aren't you
Speaker 1: the sweetest? So I understand somebody came in earlier and
Speaker 1: handed you a note. I didn't hear much more about
Speaker 1: the story that and I got a little nervous. Well, um,
Speaker 1: it was a unexpected interaction and it was startling, And
Speaker 1: it was my first day as a manager, you know,
Speaker 1: and as and I've been a teller for years. This
Speaker 1: I had extra authority today and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: worry anyone. So I just I handle it. And I
Speaker 1: don't think we're gonna have And I hope this doesn't
Speaker 1: affect my performance report. And I we'll see about that, okay,
Speaker 1: can I can? I so much for having me, and
Speaker 1: I will see myself. That was just a couple of
Speaker 1: follow up questions. God damn, it didn't get anything doing
Speaker 1: any fucking cash. Nothink. I don't I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 1: I gave her the wrong note. I have no idea
Speaker 1: what happened? What the fun did you give her? Man? Fun? Shot?
Speaker 1: Fucking shutter, You shoot a sucking shutter. Shut up, thrash, hothead.
Speaker 1: We're not killing anybody. We're not gonna kill anybody. Man,
Speaker 1: I have one. I have one note in my pocket,
Speaker 1: so I obviously gave us. He says, I have a gun.
Speaker 1: Please give me all your money. Okay, So I gave
Speaker 1: her the note I meant for Cheryl, which you gotta have,
Speaker 1: the love note. You can't really fuck We gotta go
Speaker 1: back in there. You gotta go back in there. You
Speaker 1: gotta go back in there. This is not your area.
Speaker 1: So just give me that fucking note. I'm going sucking
Speaker 1: in there. No, you're not man, You're a working wild
Speaker 1: card man. How can I help you? Sir? I don't
Speaker 1: want to see. I don't think it would have took
Speaker 1: to you. Is this should be a different big teller
Speaker 1: over here. Well, I'm the I'm the big concierge. I
Speaker 1: can recommend you to whatever department. Are you looking for
Speaker 1: a home loan or just not going to make a
Speaker 1: depositor with it. I'm looking for a withdraw a withdrawal. Okay. Uh, well,
Speaker 1: you can getting that line right there and and Cheryl
Speaker 1: will see you. Let me this. If you really want
Speaker 1: to do withdraws the way to do it, you do it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I can take the next customer and please stop, sir,
Speaker 1: Please stop. Hold on, I'm talking to somebody really quick.
Speaker 1: What is that? If you want to do, you want
Speaker 1: to do withdraws as little as possible, so like get
Speaker 1: a dollar, get five bucks? Is okay? Never never mind,
Speaker 1: you're freaking idiot. You must be all right. Here's the
Speaker 1: note and what you read is going on today? Beat it? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: cool about it? Okay, okay. I'm so sorry everyone. I
Speaker 1: got hit too. I got hit too well. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna go, you got me too. You got me.
Speaker 1: It's the best way to care stance is to dig
Speaker 1: out the pellets or the shell itself with your fingers.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's good advice. I don't think that
Speaker 1: I see a gain in my office. Absolutely, the office
Speaker 1: still looks great. Thank you. How's it going on? You
Speaker 1: have any water here? Yeah? Help yourself. My first day
Speaker 1: as a manager, and I had another another situation before
Speaker 1: another situation. Did it go as well as the last one?
Speaker 1: You know, the last one? I accepted an unexpected a
Speaker 1: proposal from a stranger, and um, this time on this one,
Speaker 1: I protected. I protected sevent of the people in the building.
Speaker 1: And I don't think we could ask for a bigger number.
Speaker 1: I failed of them in a pretty pretty major way
Speaker 1: and didn't one bother you. I know, your office in
Speaker 1: the basements. I was hoping you missed the promotion to
Speaker 1: come up tomorrow morning sometime listen, anytime we can please
Speaker 1: seventy of our clientele. I think it's a good day.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, I'll look aether here for Thrasher's wedding.
Speaker 1: Uh uh that you know, kitty pool full of but light.
Speaker 1: That's for anybody, obviously grab it. Uh. They should be
Speaker 1: cold for a little bit longer, so you know, take advantage.
Speaker 1: Um that never said is that your toast? You can
Speaker 1: have it doing my toast? No? Is that your toast?
Speaker 1: You're the fucking best man, aren't you? Yeah? Man, he's
Speaker 1: this is his funeral man. So you still gotta make
Speaker 1: a speech. So if that's what I'll take it. Did
Speaker 1: I say wedding? You said wedding, dude? And I was
Speaker 1: like so psyched for a minute because I was like,
Speaker 1: I am so glad you're man love again because I
Speaker 1: had heard he got his head flown off. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up right now?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Carl. That mean, Carl signed that
Speaker 1: you loved Thrasher and you wanted to marry him. That's
Speaker 1: why you said wedding, right, Carl. Yeah, that's what I said.
Speaker 1: As I said, I'm stand by it. You love him.
Speaker 1: I love him, man, still do I just feel like
Speaker 1: you're gonna jump in his uh jump jumping. You're gonna
Speaker 1: bury him in some slack and let him tell us
Speaker 1: about his rats are love Jesus, Man, close that hole
Speaker 1: up in your throat when you're talking, My God, suck
Speaker 1: it up. They're just cigarette in there to hold up. Fuck,
Speaker 1: we don't, Well, don't keep smoking. That's a nice bucket.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that. You know what I care about
Speaker 1: the guy. You know what I mean? You know, if
Speaker 1: you go to best Buy, you they give they have
Speaker 1: buckets for like nothing. You can just you can just
Speaker 1: throw the buck don't avoid the question. You're gonna show
Speaker 1: your love by getting in the bucket. If it proves
Speaker 1: you how much I love thusher, I will bury myself
Speaker 1: alive with his corption. Yeah, it's it's a new kind
Speaker 1: of but yes, then I'll be the first man. If
Speaker 1: you're seriously not gonna eat that toast, I'm gonna eat it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get the alright, jeez my god.
Speaker 1: Oh you want to bear me first before the party? Yeah? Yeah. Anyways,
Speaker 1: these are the uh, the bodies that were found when
Speaker 1: I showed up, and uh the bank's been shut down
Speaker 1: now for a couple of hours and I guess they're
Speaker 1: to reopen tomorrow. Well, it's a new investigation and there's
Speaker 1: a lot of blood on the floor. Jim. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just to think. You can't let this get on your shoulders.
Speaker 1: This is just a job. You look like, what's upsetting you?
Speaker 1: For real? All right? I'm glad you asked. It's Carla Jane.
Speaker 1: She she's been riding me kind of hard. And I
Speaker 1: don't mean in the fun Oh well that's a shame,
Speaker 1: because if it was in the fun way, then you
Speaker 1: wouldn't be hanging in your head so little unless you
Speaker 1: were just tired. How would you know that? Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: i'd imagine what you're riding hard and a good way.
Speaker 1: What was it? What are you saying? Uh? Well, I'm
Speaker 1: saying I know that. What you just saying that it's
Speaker 1: it's pretty apparent that you're having problems with your lady.
Speaker 1: How is it apparent. Well, you are saying that she's
Speaker 1: riding you hard in the wrong way. Yeah, gentleman buck
Speaker 1: Porter from the Texas Bureau of Insults in ontendre, I'm
Speaker 1: understandably working with you guys in this case. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: thank you. We we received a port that there was
Speaker 1: some ontendra used during this robbery, so which immediately brings
Speaker 1: us in. Yep. Mostly we handle uh formerly ironic restaurants
Speaker 1: just to make sure they have been full compliance with
Speaker 1: the new laws. But but if any crime does contain
Speaker 1: any sort of atendre double or otherwise, or any but
Speaker 1: he's insulted in any way, then you're gonna be working
Speaker 1: with me. What was her name, Texas Bureau of Insults
Speaker 1: on to I didn't catch your name. My name is
Speaker 1: right here on my batter. I'm sorry, guys, she's possibly
Speaker 1: a suspect. I would talk to her too much. In fact,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if we used the word suspects.
Speaker 1: I did do it, but I think I've been googling.
Speaker 1: And I know I'm not an officer, but I was
Speaker 1: a manager today and I think I was standing my ground.
Speaker 1: Um is what I'm how I'm interpreting it, and it's
Speaker 1: unfortunate what happened to our concierge who was a dear friend,
Speaker 1: and that that chatty man. But everything else I think
Speaker 1: was stand your ground. And so I think I'm clear
Speaker 1: for take off. If you guys don't mind say would
Speaker 1: you say clear for takeoff? Man? This is not I
Speaker 1: hadn't considered it one, but I think it might be bucked.
Speaker 1: Locked me up in your jail? All right, are we
Speaker 1: talking about You're talking about a smoothe runaway you that
Speaker 1: concludes your riverwalk tour. Um if I can give you
Speaker 1: a coupon to a restaurant, try check out a Alamo cafe.
Speaker 1: You can't. Yeah, she ain't gonna be able to take
Speaker 1: it her and or too small to grasp. Her hands
Speaker 1: are too small to grab a coupon. I is it
Speaker 1: water proof? You can slip it under my tongue. No,
Speaker 1: it's it's not water proof. Just give it to him.
Speaker 1: We'll give her. Yeah, alright, Well, maybe you don't have
Speaker 1: to eat their well kind of restaurant in this of
Speaker 1: the new asshole. When you order, they're gonna shred my
Speaker 1: ass open and spit down my ass gullet. No, they
Speaker 1: just make really good tortillas. You just take a tent
Speaker 1: up past tweet past four ten, take the tent up up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me tell you this. I ain't gonna go with
Speaker 1: many stairs that what do you mean? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's the highway. So it looks like this fase are
Speaker 1: too small. Your feet are too small. Her hands are
Speaker 1: too small. My feet are too small to walk. Jack
Speaker 1: wrapped to the eat nor found and his wife had
Speaker 1: a ton of hands. If you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: it's an old lives tale. Okay, you calling old motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Just I love you. You have to get on the ba.
Speaker 1: The boats run wallet and don't come enough. I oddly
Speaker 1: that has seen too Sin three comes to some who
Speaker 1: wrote high kevinet Crew. I'm a neurology resident in Boston,
Speaker 1: and I'm now finding myself going back to older episodes
Speaker 1: on my commute because I love the show so much.
Speaker 1: I also appreciate the recent guest Jackie and Jacqueline are fantastic.
Speaker 1: Scenes suggested newcomer hazing ritual at a monastery all the best. Javier,
Speaker 1: excuse me? Can I sit down between you two? I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry? What did you guys actually with some of
Speaker 1: the best like throw music or like you know, singing
Speaker 1: all this. You can shut up for a second because
Speaker 1: I can't hear you. I mean it's I mean, this
Speaker 1: music is just so powerful. It's just so powerful. They
Speaker 1: don't connect to me, sir, and I esport you out.
Speaker 1: This is uh just yeah, okay, so you got you guys,
Speaker 1: go back to my throat throat and you can't kick
Speaker 1: me out of here. I'm thinking about joining, okay, oh
Speaker 1: you hear that. Boys, I don't think they're going to
Speaker 1: answer you anything about just think about joining. All right? Well, first,
Speaker 1: do a dance for us. Do a dance where you
Speaker 1: put dance Yeah, put your fingers in your ears and
Speaker 1: do it dance for us? So kay, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go a little little how was that TikTok? You
Speaker 1: can't I didn't agree to have that out there? Then
Speaker 1: excuse me? Security guard security where the security guard? The
Speaker 1: security guard is gone. Oh sorry, guys, I thought this
Speaker 1: was where you wanted space. So I was trying to
Speaker 1: give you space, uh browd to guard you monks, crazy fuckers?
Speaker 1: You want me in or out? You want this guy
Speaker 1: in or out? What are we feeling? And I'm on it? Oh? Oh,
Speaker 1: let's go to Vegas. You know what I think. I
Speaker 1: don't want to join. I've made an error. Excuse me?
Speaker 1: So how was it did you find everything you were
Speaker 1: looking for? It was dumb, nobody it was I was.
Speaker 1: I was looking for a community of people to hang
Speaker 1: out with, and everybody was so so because that wasn't
Speaker 1: good enough for you. You wanted to change of pace. Huh.
Speaker 1: I guess this whole time inside you were thinking yourself. Oh,
Speaker 1: maybe all the life decisions I've made word valid. Maybe
Speaker 1: I wasn't on the path that I was supposed to be.
Speaker 1: Maybe the person I'm with it's the sound of your voice.
Speaker 1: Part of it is the sound of your voice. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we have made a decision. It all fucking sucks. That's
Speaker 1: not true. That's some of these things aren't vegan friendly,
Speaker 1: is the problem? Um, let's see a v next to them.
Speaker 1: All these foods prepared in the same place that animals
Speaker 1: maybe have lived. What this food prepared in the same
Speaker 1: place that animals and maybe have lived. Animals haven't lived
Speaker 1: in our kitchen. If that's uh, that's the question. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry you seeing humans aren't animals. Um, we don't
Speaker 1: serve humans. But that was answer. Let me just warn
Speaker 1: you that you're walking a fine line with my fiance.
Speaker 1: She I'm back on now, I'm back on. I I didn't.
Speaker 1: I never said. I just said that I needed to
Speaker 1: make some life choices before I tied the knot you. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I hate but I hate to put in just a
Speaker 1: lonely diner over here, but I wanted just for my
Speaker 1: two cents. I heard you went to a monastery. You
Speaker 1: can't have a fiance there, So I see what that
Speaker 1: bitchy girl was saying, because you would seem like you
Speaker 1: wanted to abandon your whole life. So I thank you.
Speaker 1: At first I thought I hated her. I'm sorry, Tim,
Speaker 1: don't don't. Yeah, you seem so fitchy, but you might
Speaker 1: be more. You know, Rea, this is what I'm doing's
Speaker 1: over here? You don't. You said don't talk to Tim
Speaker 1: because you're a part of you to be a month
Speaker 1: and then you don't. All right, chicken up, Tony, did
Speaker 1: you get an order of what? Yeah? What's uh? Er? What?
Speaker 1: Doesn't know what she wanted? Tony, I need an order. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm flooding back here with I just have a few questions. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's steak, let's go. Okay, do we make our food
Speaker 1: in a place where animals have lived. What do you
Speaker 1: mean animals have lived? And our humans? Animals pasta with butter.
Speaker 1: Let's go our humans. Yeah, I mean depends on who. Yes,
Speaker 1: we're animals. Of course. What you got? You got my
Speaker 1: pasta with butter? Yeah? I got your right? Here take it?
Speaker 1: You got it. Look, it's hard to tell you. A
Speaker 1: bar and grill across the street from monastery. Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: you tell me this. Okay, we're almost We can't sell
Speaker 1: any beer. They're they're killing us on the beer sales.
Speaker 1: They're killing their beer is incredible. It's so good. I mean,
Speaker 1: the hops, the bitters, I mean, it just all plays together.
Speaker 1: I mean it's like a holy symphony in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Too much talking? Is this my pasta with butter? Are
Speaker 1: you looking at me? I'm not a waiter, Tim, it
Speaker 1: looks like sucking pasta with butter. You call, you say
Speaker 1: I can't talk to her, and now you're talking you
Speaker 1: guys for having Oh, back off, you want to be flunking.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be a monk. I was debating it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sure before it was too late. Tim,
Speaker 1: I think over that monastery, maybe maybe we should just connect.
Speaker 1: She's a person. Tim, What is your name? My name? Yes,
Speaker 1: your name Jennifer. My name is Jennifer. No, yes, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I was just gonna never had a girlfriend,
Speaker 1: I mean, no me either, Actually why I had one
Speaker 1: once and I loved her. I mean, I like, are
Speaker 1: you talking about like a friend who is a girl,
Speaker 1: or like relationship? We're in the middle of something. Everybody,
Speaker 1: this pasta is really good. Mum. I'm so sorry you
Speaker 1: guys were talking about, you know, romantic relationships. You never
Speaker 1: told me you had alationship with a woman. I had
Speaker 1: one girlfriend and I loved her, and I mean again,
Speaker 1: I didn't love her, but I loved being with her,
Speaker 1: but she wasn't the right one. And then I met
Speaker 1: you right after she moved to Reno, and I didn't
Speaker 1: want to tell you about it because I was so broken,
Speaker 1: and I thought I never wanted to see a premis again.
Speaker 1: But now I was just wondering, right, so you had
Speaker 1: the named Jennifer and I had and then I just, um,
Speaker 1: I just was like, what did that be about a girlfriend? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, waiter. I honestly, I guess I should order.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have shushed you. It wasn't as exciting as
Speaker 1: I thought. Just now, I'll take a vale of silence. No, no, please, don't,
Speaker 1: please don't. I'll just have the butter pasta. You have
Speaker 1: the butter I Papa. There seems to be a problem
Speaker 1: with one of our satellite among the studies. Wait wait, wait,
Speaker 1: watch one. Well it's the one out the side of Nevada.
Speaker 1: Really colossatory vegas that make some really good to be here.
Speaker 1: Let me say that it's all about as one as
Speaker 1: a be. Yes, so we're happened to some of problem.
Speaker 1: So not necessarily with retention, which is another issue. But
Speaker 1: all of the people that they come in there to
Speaker 1: look at the monastery, they well they leave then they
Speaker 1: get the haze out. You know what I mean? They
Speaker 1: have the hazing. Yes, yes, going through a hazing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's not enough information for what you're saying. That's all
Speaker 1: I have right now. Do you want me to go
Speaker 1: under cover? And uh ill, Papa? Is it a papa?
Speaker 1: That's what I say to you. You're looking you like
Speaker 1: to call me the papa the monasteries, and I find
Speaker 1: the defensive excuse you? Here are two first class tickets
Speaker 1: to Novather outside look at it. You're coming with me, Papa.
Speaker 1: You know you're not to my son. Okay, gentlemen, I guess,
Speaker 1: I guess I'm training you. This is this is where
Speaker 1: we marry the catchups. You know what what do you mean, Mary?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Mary? Front? Is there a ceremony? No, No,
Speaker 1: it's just a figure of speech. You know. You you
Speaker 1: pour the cat your bottles in together. So but then
Speaker 1: let's do it the quick. Let's do the quick. Take
Speaker 1: this a bottle to be married in front of a god?
Speaker 1: This is what I see that anticipation, So you can
Speaker 1: do that. That's a little before my time. But excuse me.
Speaker 1: Have you seen a country beautiful woman with a red rose? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: I have magic that exact description. It seemed like there
Speaker 1: was no correct answer to the way that the question
Speaker 1: was opposed. Yeah, I mean that was so open ended
Speaker 1: to me, to me, you know what I mean, it
Speaker 1: was loaded. There was a lot to want to pack
Speaker 1: to women here. And I see we met once. It
Speaker 1: was amazing and she said she'd have a red rose,
Speaker 1: and I just I can't see in and I'm just
Speaker 1: wondering where is she. Well, I haven't seen her. I
Speaker 1: do remember your party from the from the other day.
Speaker 1: Both of you broke up with your boyfriends really loudly
Speaker 1: and then made love on the floor. Yeah, and neither
Speaker 1: of you tipped by the way. Oh oh, dang it.
Speaker 1: Jennifer said she had it, um, but maybe Jeffer did
Speaker 1: not have it. Maybe I said, Jennifer's got it, and
Speaker 1: she thought I met me because we have the same name.
Speaker 1: Isn't that so cute? We're gonna get in all sorts
Speaker 1: of foibles. No, Jennifer's had it. You stiff me. I
Speaker 1: am so sorry. I will pay you a dollar now, wow,
Speaker 1: hold of dollar? How much was it? A bill Bucks?
Speaker 1: We got two butter pastas and just fought it. Sounds
Speaker 1: like you had a dish made of a pasta and
Speaker 1: the butter. Is that the right? It's really good and
Speaker 1: there's a huge markup on the liquor. Uh. Look, I
Speaker 1: don't know why you two were hired to be hon
Speaker 1: It's like there's there's so little work for me. Oh,
Speaker 1: I shouldn't be here for this, I'll go Okay, we'd
Speaker 1: luck to find in their lady with the conte So,
Speaker 1: I mean our girls left us. Should we be friends
Speaker 1: with each other? Well, I don't know. I kind of
Speaker 1: thought that. I think I thought that there was gonna
Speaker 1: be something with all four of us hanging out and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden, Yeah, I thought I was
Speaker 1: thinking like a group or do you think too? I
Speaker 1: just took a turn when they started having sex, and
Speaker 1: I was like when I saw that, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not leaving a tip. You know, I guess we
Speaker 1: could go. I was at the monastery across the street.
Speaker 1: It was not great, but honestly, without any other options,
Speaker 1: it might be what I'm doing. You can come up. Actually,
Speaker 1: when they were having sex, I was going to say
Speaker 1: something about, like, there's two women, so I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: leave my tip, But I didn't you know Texas that
Speaker 1: that that Uh, that's probably probably wise. Do you think, Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Honestly, I guess in the moment with
Speaker 1: the confidence and I mean, it might have been perfect.
Speaker 1: This is kind of this is what I need from
Speaker 1: a friend. I need somebody who's going to be honest.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, let's let's do the moms. You can be
Speaker 1: honest him. I'll tell you what how about you just
Speaker 1: you get you throw me your your best punch lines.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna be watching for confidence and timing. But
Speaker 1: just jump out, jump out at me with your best stuff.
Speaker 1: Let's take a look. Sure, all right, here we go.
Speaker 1: Uh there's just a punch lines, not even just a
Speaker 1: punch I don't need to set up them, all right.
Speaker 1: The first one is here is I guess the dog
Speaker 1: was named Stephanie. Okay, so let me go back to
Speaker 1: that word confidence, right, that's the one where you lead
Speaker 1: with your chest and everybody sees it coming. It's just
Speaker 1: pure control and confidence. It's one of the reasons we
Speaker 1: laugh before you finished the punch line, because you are
Speaker 1: so damn confident. So give me that one again. Okay,
Speaker 1: the same punchline. Not gonna use that punch line from earlier.
Speaker 1: Use that punchline you showed me today. Thanks, thanks for
Speaker 1: being here. Um okay, all right, I said, I said,
Speaker 1: so they're fighting, as I was gonna say, Uh, Well,
Speaker 1: since you two are fighting, I guess I want to
Speaker 1: leave my tip. I see a little better, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. Well, you know, I'm so
Speaker 1: sorry to cut this audition short, but you know, we
Speaker 1: only have one position open for the nerd crew, and
Speaker 1: I don't know which one of you were gonna be
Speaker 1: able to take Damien. I mean, obviously you've been here
Speaker 1: with him, you've been coaching them through some of this year.
Speaker 1: I like what I'm seeing so far. But we're gonna
Speaker 1: have to split you up, and you know, make sure
Speaker 1: that neither of you hang out with each other for
Speaker 1: the rest of your life. If you're gonna wait, what
Speaker 1: is what is your role? How how are you look
Speaker 1: my job? I come in here about twenty minutes into
Speaker 1: the whole conversation. I give some mac exposition. Maybe it's
Speaker 1: not clear, maybe it is. And oh you're the director. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, idea, Okay, I'd rather be friends with him
Speaker 1: then get a job. Well, look who's bad? But the
Speaker 1: big feet don't make a big deal. Guys, look at
Speaker 1: the size of those. They always gone crawling back to
Speaker 1: the months rabbling. All right. So it was for my
Speaker 1: friend Tim, and he had just barely enough CONFIDT what
Speaker 1: are you singing? What was it? I thought that's what
Speaker 1: we were supposed tone? You had it? You had a tone,
Speaker 1: the mocking tone. No, that was that was just the
Speaker 1: home tone. The tone. But I mean, I'm sucking with you,
Speaker 1: I'm working with you. Yeah, Can I just have a beer.
Speaker 1: You and your size seven feet get on in here,
Speaker 1: will you? Okay, what are you doing? What is that?
Speaker 1: What's happening? So wait ye here man with the new guy.
Speaker 1: Take your clothes off? So yeah, you guys all have
Speaker 1: robes on. You gotta pull out that hair on the
Speaker 1: top of your head with your bare hands, dude, and
Speaker 1: then rub it up your asshole. That's smart with this here, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's you. Gotta rip it all out. Yeah, Mark, shut up,
Speaker 1: make a little tail out of all that hair. But
Speaker 1: you want to you want to be a monk. We
Speaker 1: want you to be a cold one too. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's gonna end it up there, and too, buddy, we
Speaker 1: made the bear and it belongs in your ass what
Speaker 1: you're already in man, you're just do it, okay? Last
Speaker 1: ten the hardest? Okay, Yeah, I mean e rs are
Speaker 1: always scary because you're like, who's in front of me?
Speaker 1: What's what's the problem? You know? What are the here?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I can do the next intake, sir? Can
Speaker 1: you stop talking to the injured people? I think I'm next.
Speaker 1: I think I'm next. Let me guess you were at
Speaker 1: the honest Mary? Oh yeah, how did you know, oh
Speaker 1: that you know, weeping a head of blood into that hole. Uh,
Speaker 1: blood that I can see through your burlap sack or
Speaker 1: my indicators. So let's just get you right into examination.
Speaker 1: But that guy had some good points about health. Are
Speaker 1: you sure he's I'm sure he I'm sure he is not. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's not. Um, So you're gonna want to
Speaker 1: just put your belly on this stool and just use
Speaker 1: your arms to pull you into exam roob so you
Speaker 1: don't have to walk so hard. Oh, thank you for
Speaker 1: this stool. I love my job. Next. Yeah, this guy
Speaker 1: was saying that I could also probably get an insurance
Speaker 1: plan that covers me if I make under a certain
Speaker 1: dollar amount of that true. Oh no, that man is
Speaker 1: a crazy man, and he uh you don't. He can't
Speaker 1: believe a word he says. He thought I thought he
Speaker 1: made some good Hey did you say those things right?
Speaker 1: I did? I said those things right? Yeah? Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: Well I'm just here. I wanted some emergency answers, so
Speaker 1: I don't have any I could perhaps help with that.
Speaker 1: I think he got the answers right, so, uh, I'm
Speaker 1: all good. Thanks thanks for coming to the e R
Speaker 1: you're real pretty. Yeah, here's a note for you, A
Speaker 1: little bit of note. Oh that's a small piece of paper. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have to get my specs for this one. I
Speaker 1: have tiny hands. This is brightening. Oh wait, which one
Speaker 1: is it? It just says cut off every one. I
Speaker 1: don't know what it means. I don't like the sound
Speaker 1: of it. No, that's one when I go driving. That's
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Speaker 1: I did make the joke that I'm a sag after
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Speaker 1: I'm glad everyone's doing good. There's no little danglies inside Craig's,
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Speaker 1: kind of dismissive of potential issues. I mean, how does
Speaker 1: your back drop right now? It's a strip club? How
Speaker 1: are the wings really good? The food here is fantastic.
Speaker 1: It's why you go. Yeah, it's honestly. Honestly, James, you
Speaker 1: want to tell us about bear supply on Wednesdays? When days?
Speaker 1: If you just tune in in the evening, we're surely
Speaker 1: gonna at some point in time be live. It's at
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Speaker 1: so you probably need that front part. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: also I want to just double down. I felt like
Speaker 1: I had such a great opportunity to learn when I
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Speaker 1: I went to the pitchmaking class and it was it
Speaker 1: was just an amazing class. I felt like I learned
Speaker 1: more in that class than I've gotten from a lot
Speaker 1: of things that I've signed up for and had the
Speaker 1: hassle of having to drive to. But this was all
Speaker 1: in the comfort of my own home. Thank you, James.
Speaker 1: That's so sweet. That was And yeah, Brent Forrester is
Speaker 1: so knowledgeable, and he was like just sharing really live,
Speaker 1: like was just going through every It seems like every
Speaker 1: question was answered. I'm sure there was a couple of
Speaker 1: people that had to wait for an email, but it
Speaker 1: was awesome. Thank you. James's so sweet, damn sweet and
Speaker 1: perfectly timed. Let's thank our engineering producer with the Stars,
Speaker 1: Mr Doug Bane. Fine, folks that I hurt media bump boom,
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Speaker 1: please be kind to each other now more than ever.
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