Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this COVID nine edition.
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin like talking over people. Yes that
Speaker 1: Kevin Poul what's that? Tell you? What? Bring me a
Speaker 1: long John's and you'll get your chicken cuts all right,
Speaker 1: particular order. Please welcome back. How was your family this Halloween? Oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, We were great. Um, it's my son's
Speaker 1: favorite holiday and usually we're in l a and we
Speaker 1: do a million things and it's so fun. So I
Speaker 1: was a little worried because he's had a really great
Speaker 1: pandemic attitude and I didn't want to bump him out.
Speaker 1: This was like the first thing that would be major.
Speaker 1: Early I felt maybe disappointing. Where in this little town.
Speaker 1: I rented out the little local, um small business movie theater.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even that expensive. We watched Nightmare before Christmas
Speaker 1: and we all wore costumes to go, and my sister's
Speaker 1: family quarantine. So I get to his cousins wearing costumes
Speaker 1: in a movie theater. Came back to the house, had
Speaker 1: individual apple bobbing. Every kid got their own bucket and um,
Speaker 1: then they had like a nerf war in costume and
Speaker 1: we had made like a playlist. So we had a
Speaker 1: dance party and we made we didn't go trick or
Speaker 1: treating because we didn't feel it was safe, but we
Speaker 1: thought there might be some people in the neighborhood. So
Speaker 1: we spent the morning building this fourteen foot thing out
Speaker 1: of extra gutter that we could shoot candy down. And um,
Speaker 1: we had ten tricker treaters and Oliver had like the
Speaker 1: best Halloween of his life and it was so sweet
Speaker 1: and fun. So yeah, it was for him him want
Speaker 1: to do all that every year. You know. I think
Speaker 1: as soon as the ghost train is back in our
Speaker 1: life and the other massive things, we'll forget all about
Speaker 1: this one. But thank god that this one was nice.
Speaker 1: Everybody had a great ghost train. Oh, Griffith Park ghost train.
Speaker 1: It's not a real ghost train, but it's called the
Speaker 1: ghost Train in Griffith Park and it is. I recommend
Speaker 1: it to all ages. It's at the Walt Disney train
Speaker 1: in Griffith Park. If you guys been to that one
Speaker 1: that used to be Walt Disney's personal train, it's like
Speaker 1: it's the one they ride in the jerk. It's up
Speaker 1: there and they deck it out and it's the most
Speaker 1: fun and psychotic, like fifteen minute train ride at night
Speaker 1: you've ever been on but his personal train. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: had it in his backyard. Yeah, it's this amazing. It's
Speaker 1: so fun. It's the kind that you straddle like you're
Speaker 1: not sitting in the car, you're kind of straddling this
Speaker 1: little engine. And the track is gorgeous. That goes through
Speaker 1: the beautiful terrain of Griffith Park and there's like a
Speaker 1: silly western town. But when they do it for Halloween,
Speaker 1: it's like really terrifying. Sometimes they have crazy people set
Speaker 1: up all the things all around it, so you'll be like, oh,
Speaker 1: and there's like a little funny animatronic mummy situation. And
Speaker 1: then you come to this part and it's like and
Speaker 1: there's people being like the silhouettes of somebody being ACKed
Speaker 1: up with a chainsaw. And then you keep driving and
Speaker 1: then it's like this sees Halloween and so it's nothing
Speaker 1: lasts long enough you're really take it in and it's
Speaker 1: I recommended. Holy cat. Well, I want to say thank
Speaker 1: you on behalf of all children who grew up loving
Speaker 1: Halloween is our favorite holiday. Also that you did all
Speaker 1: you did this year for your family and others. That's
Speaker 1: that's spectacular. I love to make magic. Hey, it's James Heeney,
Speaker 1: Tommy John James. If you were a Vegas lounge act,
Speaker 1: what would the name of the act be? Jimmy Hean
Speaker 1: that's great, And what would the act consist of? It
Speaker 1: would be Actually, it would be singing, comedy. I'd learned
Speaker 1: to dance, I'd learned to do I would. I would
Speaker 1: make sure that my show was as good as anything
Speaker 1: else you'd see in Vegas. Trust me. I still gotta
Speaker 1: work on a lot of the parts, though, But I
Speaker 1: do trust you. Did you learn to sing and do
Speaker 1: comedy as well? Well? I could do I can do
Speaker 1: comedy and okay, singing. That's some ship. That's some sweet shade.
Speaker 1: Look out, it's Craig Gatkowski. Kow. Were you ever stuck
Speaker 1: on a mountain? If you recall from last episode, never camped?
Speaker 1: Uh stuck on a mountain? No, I'd have no reason
Speaker 1: to go up a mountain because you'd only go there
Speaker 1: to camp yep um. Yeah. No. I stayed with my
Speaker 1: feet firmly planted on level ground, close to my bed.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen as well as all who refuse those
Speaker 1: label is here now a tool? Sing craft? What magic?
Speaker 1: Trick can you do. I can do a couple of
Speaker 1: tricks with my with with cards and uh there's one
Speaker 1: where you take the four queens and you make them
Speaker 1: disappear and then you make them reappear on the top
Speaker 1: of the deck. I can do that one, and I
Speaker 1: can do the basic like find your card kind of
Speaker 1: bit um. I don't don't coin tricks, but I've thought
Speaker 1: about learning it. Um. There's a place in l A
Speaker 1: called the Magic Castle membership only, and it is it is.
Speaker 1: It is a goal. It is a goal to be
Speaker 1: a member. To member to be a member would be yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't need to be at the Riviera
Speaker 1: Country Club. If I can be at the Magic Castle
Speaker 1: as a member, it's fifteen grand a year something you
Speaker 1: would have you ever heard that? Jerk Seinfeld's said, what
Speaker 1: all magic is? Here's a quota and now it's gone.
Speaker 1: You're an idiot. That's how I feel, all of them.
Speaker 1: And last, but no turkey for you. If you think
Speaker 1: of least, it's Joey Greer Strange Oe the clown tell
Speaker 1: us about your days with the circus. Oh man, I
Speaker 1: I want to be back so bad. The food is fried,
Speaker 1: the people are leather. You know what I'm saying. The
Speaker 1: conversations are stunted. It's it's what I strive to be
Speaker 1: around constantly, and I'm forced to be around people who read,
Speaker 1: who think about ideas that are bigger than themselves, and
Speaker 1: it pisces me off. And I let me tell you this.
Speaker 1: I want to be around someone who can hold a
Speaker 1: scalding hot piece of iron not flinch. That's the kind
Speaker 1: of thing I need. Alright, let's do a damn show.
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Speaker 1: Hey Alchemists, it's doug Ee Dougie does it? I watched
Speaker 1: the most recent live hang and recognized Craig. He used
Speaker 1: to hang out outside my high school. Not being a
Speaker 1: pervert or anything like that. He would just ask the
Speaker 1: students what the teachers said and then correct them. Set suggestion,
Speaker 1: getting your reputation seeing suggestion. Science fair goes wrong when
Speaker 1: a know at all parent shows up. Love you guys,
Speaker 1: Dougie from wichitak ends is so basically, what I'm showing
Speaker 1: is the process of oxidation. And I'm killing if I
Speaker 1: um deep applefices on the left, Um, they don't have
Speaker 1: any lemon choose on them, and then one of them right,
Speaker 1: they do have lemon juice on them, and then you
Speaker 1: can see which one's turned brown and which one's don't.
Speaker 1: And that is the process of oxidation. Then actually I
Speaker 1: jump you know, if you really want the oxidation, I
Speaker 1: can tell you right now because the thing that you're
Speaker 1: looking for, honestly, it's sir, that's core. It's just like oxygen.
Speaker 1: Either who's hurt oxy clean? Actually, excuse what's the name
Speaker 1: of the new class. I'm gonna step outside in the
Speaker 1: hallway with mr Mr Jensen here, what you mind? Who
Speaker 1: who's doing? My dad? I'm thinking about what's going on?
Speaker 1: What's going on here? Come come out here? First of all,
Speaker 1: who's kids? Who's who's kid in this class? Is yours?
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about having kids? What's going on? You can't
Speaker 1: just come in here? This is this is for kids
Speaker 1: to bring their own are into class today and they're
Speaker 1: showing off their science projects. Honestly, Well, I'm sorry, Mr.
Speaker 1: What's your name? Mr? Mr tooth Berry? Is that correct?
Speaker 1: It's too by the tooth Bury? My bad? Whatever. Listen
Speaker 1: that the young girl I'm looking man, Look the young
Speaker 1: girl in there who was given an oxidation? Then Claire,
Speaker 1: where's her parents? Huh? At least I don't at least
Speaker 1: I'm here. Do me a favor. Just stay here for
Speaker 1: one second in the hallway, Claire, Yeah, Claire, could you
Speaker 1: come out in the hallway? Absolutely all right? Hold on? Clear?
Speaker 1: Is your parents inside? My parents are actually time out?
Speaker 1: Time out is your parents inside? This is your teacher?
Speaker 1: Is your parents inside? This is your teacher? Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? And on the other side of the veil, um,
Speaker 1: they both that's that's and I am upward opting. So
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in that. I'm not interested that. I
Speaker 1: want to have my own but look the thing that
Speaker 1: the thing that I'm trying to get to here tooth berry. Okay,
Speaker 1: look is that? Look look look at the rooms here.
Speaker 1: Look at this beautifully tiled it's like a it's like
Speaker 1: a nice brown tile floor. You've got these beautiful oak
Speaker 1: doors with these little glass windows appearing. Can bake? Go
Speaker 1: back in the tide, go back to the she she
Speaker 1: needs a family, all right? Uh? I made brownies for
Speaker 1: the PT fund raiser? Uh Gerald, what'd you make? Sucotage?
Speaker 1: We're trying to make stuff that sells right after? Who's
Speaker 1: not gonna buy a seconds? Pretty much? Everyone? Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: made I've made kitchen sink cookies and you sell them
Speaker 1: by a cookie? I mean, how do you even sell?
Speaker 1: Did you sell the suck attached by the individual greens
Speaker 1: of corn? That's what I was going to ask. What
Speaker 1: are you gonna do it? In a ziplock or a
Speaker 1: little ran nuts What are you going to do with that? Sir?
Speaker 1: A nutsack is a hell of a good idea. I'm
Speaker 1: not supposed to anything. I'm sorry, but I'm angry because
Speaker 1: I paid classic. It's no mask, no stress sack attach, Yeah,
Speaker 1: suck attached. Well, there's individual servings are served on a spoon. Okay,
Speaker 1: the same spoon, individual spoons. It means the same spoon
Speaker 1: to you. I'm sorry. I look, I guess, Deborah, you
Speaker 1: sound strange. You sound very distant. I just can't hear
Speaker 1: you that. Well, I don't know. Is she talking from
Speaker 1: another room? I mean I hear her. Your kid, We've
Speaker 1: been telling you to get your hearing checked. Whatever. Look,
Speaker 1: I just I kind of hear I do. Really, I
Speaker 1: don't know what's going on. Does you even make anything
Speaker 1: for this pta bag? So of course I may. Look,
Speaker 1: I put I put mayonnaise in a sock and there
Speaker 1: you go. Alright, the sucker is the problem. Look, we
Speaker 1: could sell these mayonnais in a song for two or
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars. It's a little bit of crack cocaine, insider.
Speaker 1: I can't hear. I mean the same thing with Debra.
Speaker 1: Something happened something ever withever recent? Have I always been
Speaker 1: like that? You know what? Closer to us? If I may,
Speaker 1: it sounded better. So maybe it You made me think
Speaker 1: there was something wrong with my throat. Well that's what
Speaker 1: he does. You know, I've had throne issues. He tries,
Speaker 1: you should try some of the maynnaids. That's probably help you.
Speaker 1: Nobody heres you try this. It's crack cocaine inside the bandings. Alright,
Speaker 1: nobody hears you try it? Right, there's crack cocaine inside
Speaker 1: the banding. You have to go home, all right. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I mean just jumping in here. Look, and I think
Speaker 1: the best thing that we can do, honestly, we're trying
Speaker 1: to make money. I'm thinking about having kids. I think
Speaker 1: the best thing that we can do in the school
Speaker 1: cannot second. Hold on, I'm a potential parent. I'm a
Speaker 1: p p T a Potential Parent Teachers Association. Thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Okay, Presidential Clai Clara cla Clat. She keeps
Speaker 1: following me around, She keeps following me around. I do
Speaker 1: your daughter, Okay, Claire, this is your room and you
Speaker 1: have you have two brothers down the hall who share
Speaker 1: a room, and my wife and I are at the
Speaker 1: other end of the hall. And they're all at the
Speaker 1: kitchen table right now. So let's go. Let's go meet them.
Speaker 1: Let's go meet them all. Look, everyone, it's Claire. Hello.
Speaker 1: I cook a bit, I clean a bit, and sometimes
Speaker 1: I am mean a bit. But if I try you,
Speaker 1: this is the weird girl from my class dying, Stephen.
Speaker 1: That's no way to talk to your new sister. Oh no,
Speaker 1: oh yes, oh my, I would really love to try
Speaker 1: tell her to stop singing. Dad. Please. Okay, Claire, do
Speaker 1: you have a question for John? What the hell you
Speaker 1: mean you had a chaperone your new sister? Come on, man,
Speaker 1: let's get the hell out of here. Smoke a little piat.
Speaker 1: Huh No, I got it. I gotta take care of
Speaker 1: her sucks. Dude, be cool, clear, Okay, I will definitely
Speaker 1: be cool. Big Burrow were of a sudden glass wear.
Speaker 1: I'm a cigarette. I can be cool. I can be
Speaker 1: like the Jets from the West Side Story. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: not cool. West Story is not cool. It wasn't cool, John, Dude,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll hang out with another time. Man, this is
Speaker 1: no cool. I'm cool, mayonnaise. It's just so fucking good.
Speaker 1: I'm addicted to him. Man, looked it. I'll talk to
Speaker 1: you later. Man, I gotta go. I'll come on, stay
Speaker 1: with my brother. He's a great guy. You're ruining my
Speaker 1: social life, Claire. But I just want to be the
Speaker 1: right kind of sister. What is the right kind of system? No,
Speaker 1: that's not gonna work on me. Look, what does he want?
Speaker 1: Why can't he love? Honey? You have to return Claire?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I mean the singing? It's too much.
Speaker 1: Return her and there's no return. Or she came from
Speaker 1: an orphanage. You don't bring it. You don't bring a
Speaker 1: child back to an orphanage. Well, somebody puts kids in norphanage?
Speaker 1: You wishould we should? Why don't you just teach her
Speaker 1: to sing better until you're pleased with her voice? Gad
Speaker 1: in the moon. I am finally Okay, everyone, take five?
Speaker 1: Thank you? Hi, Yes you're looking up for a new stude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a I'm a teacher. I teach children
Speaker 1: to sing and dance. What's going on? You emailed me?
Speaker 1: I saw then email, Then you showed up at the
Speaker 1: time that you had request? Is that right? Claire and share?
Speaker 1: It's a funny name at Rhyme's jails the email. I
Speaker 1: don't know why. I think I might cry, what is this?
Speaker 1: Who is this? Who is this? I got and a
Speaker 1: gap too, then a scrappy little dot. I think I
Speaker 1: might fit in. Oh my god, this is good, this
Speaker 1: is good. Clears your name? Oh my god, I can
Speaker 1: work with this. I can mold this into something fantastic.
Speaker 1: I love it that my name. Yeah, you just signed
Speaker 1: this paperwork. She's all yours is a rolling bag of what?
Speaker 1: Why do you have a rolling bag? Here? These props?
Speaker 1: What's inside you? My earthly possessions. I've got a tenant
Speaker 1: waist and a pair of character shoes. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: everything about this is perfect. You know. I had a
Speaker 1: chance to be on Broadway. I had my sights on
Speaker 1: the sun. I couldn't get where I wanted. Let me
Speaker 1: take you. If I could get back to New York,
Speaker 1: I could show them all about it. Train. Let's I's
Speaker 1: seen one. Oh my, hello everyone. See two comes from
Speaker 1: from Tony, who wrote Dear Alchemist, I love you all
Speaker 1: so much. I'm so happy to hear the lovely Vanessa's
Speaker 1: voice again. Thank you guys for the amazing work you do.
Speaker 1: I am sincerely grateful for what you all do. I
Speaker 1: just listen to the scene of everyone at the Eye
Speaker 1: Hoop convention. I loved everything about it, minus the part
Speaker 1: about berber carpet. It is actually very easy to clean
Speaker 1: blood out of berber. I know because I think carpets
Speaker 1: for living. And please please email backstories. Please email back
Speaker 1: story My suggestion a carpet cleaner who's hired to clean
Speaker 1: a carpet, but it's so hard it can't be clean.
Speaker 1: It's funny because this is my life and people flip
Speaker 1: out when I say I can't clean the damn slime
Speaker 1: out of that carpet. Thanks again, Tony from Orlando, Florida. Alright,
Speaker 1: so what we're looking at here is actually a burn.
Speaker 1: It's this carpet is burned. My husband said you could
Speaker 1: clean the carpet, so you can clean the compet. Let
Speaker 1: me just let me just let me just clean this, dear,
Speaker 1: really quick. I can clean anything, but literally, you fucking
Speaker 1: ben this compet fucking melted. You listen to me, Mr Overalls.
Speaker 1: You can clean the carpet or you can't. Everything else
Speaker 1: you have to say is I need to care, basispa,
Speaker 1: and you don't need to care. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: a little secret about the inside of a copet cleaning guy. Now,
Speaker 1: I can fix this burn. I'm not gonna clean it.
Speaker 1: But what I need you to do is find me
Speaker 1: a closet that not a lot of people go into
Speaker 1: in your in your house. Follow me, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: and it's it's gotta be a carpet in closet. We're
Speaker 1: just going downstairs. Follow me. Watch, thank you. Not a
Speaker 1: lot of light down hair that a like dangerous. Okay,
Speaker 1: So this is the downstairs room where we have the
Speaker 1: downstairs bathroom in the closet, and it's all car dead.
Speaker 1: I just need you to put your hand in here,
Speaker 1: okay before I opened the door. Just slip your hand
Speaker 1: in that hole right there and you can chink. How
Speaker 1: do you like it? Now? Mr, I gotta go down
Speaker 1: and find a car from the closet some sort of Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta replace Jerry lost his hand in one of
Speaker 1: the carpet in a call, so we gotta replace him.
Speaker 1: But I mean that's pretty much all I got going
Speaker 1: on here. Besides that, I mean, all the houses are
Speaker 1: looking good and all that. So yeah, yeah, I gotta
Speaker 1: leave check up on the carpets we sold already. Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course we're not going to clean the copet that
Speaker 1: we didn't sell, you know, saying somebody else has a
Speaker 1: carpet that they bought from somebody else we gotta clean.
Speaker 1: Let me say, somebody, we go in there, you take
Speaker 1: a ship on that compet, and that's not a metaphor.
Speaker 1: All right, you actually take a dump on that compet Okay,
Speaker 1: I saw it in the manual. I thought that couldn't
Speaker 1: possibly be true. Oh that's true. I mean there's two
Speaker 1: chapters on for got six. It's not a typo, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Boster, I didn't see my name
Speaker 1: on the schedule for any Jerry, how you do? Uh?
Speaker 1: I mean we gave you paid leave. Jerry. You don't
Speaker 1: gotta come in, all right, I need to come in.
Speaker 1: This is my life, this is my job. Do you
Speaker 1: need to replace that bandage? No, I think honestly, I've
Speaker 1: got to go to the doctor's office to get it
Speaker 1: from place, because Jerry, that's your day one bandage. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's been two weeks since stacks. You gotta change the bandage.
Speaker 1: Hold on, we got some of the how do you do?
Speaker 1: How are you going? I'm not going. Well, I haven't
Speaker 1: for a rug with a indelible staying. Excuse me an
Speaker 1: indelible stay. No, I made a mistake Grammily and Speaki
Speaker 1: Lee and you did a well. So now we're equals.
Speaker 1: So let me see this one here. Let me get
Speaker 1: a receipt here. Okay, So we did give you this
Speaker 1: this broke okay, Uh, okay, Marco, won't you come up
Speaker 1: here on tandlers? All right? Yeah, I know, Jerry, Jerry,
Speaker 1: We're good, We're good. I get it. Jesus, Slimy, Slimy.
Speaker 1: I'd rather not work with that gentleman. I don't want
Speaker 1: the man. I guess by default, I'll help you. Then,
Speaker 1: how do you do? Good? So we sold you this
Speaker 1: for rug? That's correct? Absolutely, Okay, this is Erman. This
Speaker 1: is It was a Irman. It was an Erman animal
Speaker 1: and now it's an Erman rug. Okay, and uh what exactly? Family,
Speaker 1: I believe, Yeah, I know what an Erman is, ma'am.
Speaker 1: Uh I do as well. I guess we're equals, just
Speaker 1: like I and the other man. Okay, looks like there's
Speaker 1: some bubble gum here and uh and it looks like
Speaker 1: there's a red wine and uh it possibly dog vomit.
Speaker 1: We had assume you're a man of culture. Uh sure,
Speaker 1: we had a fondue party at my flat and one
Speaker 1: thing led to another and the Erman has been okay, fun, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't think justifies the bubble gum, dog vomit or one.
Speaker 1: Maybe the wine. I guess the wine and the dog
Speaker 1: vomit and the bubble gum. Actually, I'll never own an
Speaker 1: erman again. So that's why I'm here. I want to brand.
Speaker 1: You wrote something, something that people look at and then
Speaker 1: they say, this guy knows, this guy knows. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Well I think I can help you find a rug
Speaker 1: with we will really think you're sophisticated. What about that
Speaker 1: rug in the back that says not for se that's
Speaker 1: that's not for sale? You know, if you're really looking
Speaker 1: for a rug that like pops sales? Sorry, jump in here,
Speaker 1: but do you work here? No? No, no, I don't.
Speaker 1: But look, if you really want a rug that popsy,
Speaker 1: where do you guys? You want to do? Human hair?
Speaker 1: Human hair? Endless supply? You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you grow it? How often do you grow human hair? Um?
Speaker 1: Well I'm bald on top? So um I grow it
Speaker 1: on my chest? What about the bottom? What about the
Speaker 1: bottom on top? Hey? What's that? Jesus? What? Okay? Slimy
Speaker 1: as out he's looking to see? Does he under the desk?
Speaker 1: You know what? He's just touching our feet. I think
Speaker 1: the best thing to do is just let it be. Look,
Speaker 1: human hair rugs not only are cheap, but it's a
Speaker 1: constant stream of fluff like I just took, like I
Speaker 1: took our shoes. Look, man, let it be, Let it be.
Speaker 1: Look every carpet you're looking at here, it's gonna be oxidized.
Speaker 1: Oxygen is are going to hit it and turn it
Speaker 1: into citrus. I know what oxydition is, well, good goods.
Speaker 1: Something that moves me, right, it takes me to water.
Speaker 1: You want water that will want to move you and
Speaker 1: like rug? You know, oh no, you know. Now you
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. I know exactly what you're
Speaker 1: talking abo, I know exactly the kind of cry. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: crunching numbers in the back but they couldn't hear. But
Speaker 1: here's the kind of desire you have for some sort
Speaker 1: of sort of like might be some sort of like um,
Speaker 1: some sort of like special that moves here. I'm thank you.
Speaker 1: Maybe he wants to order rug. We hip too, and
Speaker 1: maybe we give him. I show up, We got no,
Speaker 1: you're good. Look I get it, okay with a lot
Speaker 1: of pearsons on her face. Hey, you know, wait, so
Speaker 1: your wife works here and you don't, but you hang
Speaker 1: at one I mean wife, schmie, who gives a ship
Speaker 1: I'll marry you. I don't give a ship. All right, office, dude,
Speaker 1: this is the house where I got my hand cut
Speaker 1: off in the I'd like you to arrest the owner
Speaker 1: right inside. I think that it's it was. It's illegal
Speaker 1: to cut a person's hand off the loss. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: then knock on the door and I want to show
Speaker 1: me your hand again. There's no hand there, it's gone.
Speaker 1: You gotta get the band aids replaced. That's like two
Speaker 1: three weeks old. It's expensive, Okay, it's expensive. It it
Speaker 1: hurts when they change the band and just I want justice.
Speaker 1: It's okay, all right, let's do this. He steele, you're
Speaker 1: gonna stay in the car? Are you coming in? I'm
Speaker 1: staying in the car if that's a real option. Not
Speaker 1: That stump is gross covered and covered. Okay, change the
Speaker 1: bandages on that stump. I can't can't un smell. Do
Speaker 1: you want me to come out with you? I can go.
Speaker 1: I just can't be close to that dude. Well, I
Speaker 1: guess I don't need to be at the door when
Speaker 1: they get arrested. I just want something. I couldn't more.
Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more. It's very confusing. While he came
Speaker 1: with us. He seems to take me seriously. I got
Speaker 1: my hand cut off in this house. Yeah, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: coming in, but you need take four steps back and
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna join my partner stepping back, I stepping back.
Speaker 1: We do need him to identify who did this, so
Speaker 1: he has to be here, Officers. Henry and Henry, we
Speaker 1: gotta we gotta, we gotta ice cream on Henry is sheely.
Speaker 1: We got Henry and steely, but the other Henry is
Speaker 1: on a different, different beat. That is my bee. I
Speaker 1: was just gonna hit of Henry and Henry on on
Speaker 1: an ice cream case. So um, okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: well let's give that. Let's to the other hand. Yeah, ye,
Speaker 1: ice cream for him? It's cream case. Officers, what do
Speaker 1: I owe the pleasure? Yes? Please come in. This is
Speaker 1: this is my home. Vampires were allowed to come in.
Speaker 1: We have a search for it. You don't need to
Speaker 1: do that, Henry, you have a search. This is exciting, Yes,
Speaker 1: sir madam, we have uh we got a man with
Speaker 1: a weeping stump and we got reason to believe. How
Speaker 1: is not great? I can't change the bandages. It seems expensive.
Speaker 1: Can we take a look around. Mind, if we take
Speaker 1: a look around, Mikasa soukasa, do you know what that meant? Henry? No,
Speaker 1: my bad, my house? Your house? What would you like
Speaker 1: to say first? How can I am? Um? Don't you
Speaker 1: want soup? By the way, I was just making the
Speaker 1: nice bullio base. I love soup. Also got a gun boat,
Speaker 1: I've also got a gun we don't need. We don't
Speaker 1: eat at a potential murdering kind of people. It's like
Speaker 1: a meal in a soup. No say no to gumbo.
Speaker 1: So they only took the mint chocolate chip. Why would
Speaker 1: they only take one flavor? Those sick bastards, those come down,
Speaker 1: cost down, come down? How many? Why aren't they here?
Speaker 1: Do you to listen to? You to have another clip on? Okay,
Speaker 1: I need to be able to put my hair back
Speaker 1: right now. I can't get into this ice cream? All right,
Speaker 1: I don't have another cliff on. Okay, okay, listen, listen, okay.
Speaker 1: What we gotta do right now? And we just gotta
Speaker 1: start praying because the only thing left right now, he's gone,
Speaker 1: all right, what does that have to do with anything?
Speaker 1: They took all the mid chocolate chip. Sick bathard, sick bathard?
Speaker 1: Hold me. If we prey, we pray the cattle tag
Speaker 1: the pain. What are you doing? They don't know what
Speaker 1: that means? You don't know? Get down. We don't have
Speaker 1: been chocolate chip. Okay, we have the other story flavors.
Speaker 1: You have thirty flavors though, Yes we have thirty flavors.
Speaker 1: Do you have rocky roll? Yes? We have everything said
Speaker 1: chocolate chip. Did you hear what he said or not? I?
Speaker 1: I mean and I heard it, but it's all very startling.
Speaker 1: There's weeping mint ladies. Police are on their way to
Speaker 1: investigate this case. Excuse me. My name is Officer Henry,
Speaker 1: and I thank god been called here for an ice
Speaker 1: cream case. So I hello, Hi, stop stop this. I
Speaker 1: don't give I just be're not ordering mint chocolate chip
Speaker 1: because that's my favorite place? Yep, I love mint juccolate chip. Sorry,
Speaker 1: good enough? But over here is everyone doing cones today?
Speaker 1: I just gonna go freaked up? Oh already, Well, why
Speaker 1: don't we all go somewhere that has mint chocolate chip?
Speaker 1: Stop us find it? Got away scott free, open the bag.
Speaker 1: You take a look inside this. The mint brasher put
Speaker 1: a fucking gunaway thrasher. I'm kill him getting kill him.
Speaker 1: We put this on the black market, Thrasher, we'll be
Speaker 1: living in money. You won't have to kill get deem milted,
Speaker 1: you idiot. No, No, we put it in nice. We'll
Speaker 1: get it there. We're almost at the hide out. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kill him. I'm getting big killing Thrash. It's not
Speaker 1: that kind of job. And just put the gun away. Look,
Speaker 1: we gotta put this on ice A six. That's a
Speaker 1: nice gun. Oh, ship up and noticed the gesticulating with
Speaker 1: the gun. What is that ut off shotgun? Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just off nice. That's a nice She already sees us.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I sawed it off myself. All the people
Speaker 1: I'm right here on Just shoot her you want to
Speaker 1: shoot I mean, she hasn't done anything wrong. She's not
Speaker 1: I'm just making conversations. She's a witness Thrasher, for God's sakes.
Speaker 1: Shoot her for I mean, I don't there's a certain rule,
Speaker 1: like somebody has to do something to me your tattoos.
Speaker 1: Thrasher crush on her. So we're all going around telling
Speaker 1: good to thrash her stories that that was one of
Speaker 1: the best. You know, it's great to remember. That was
Speaker 1: a good one. Yeah, du the sawed off shotgun meet
Speaker 1: cute was like, so thrashed her. Do you hear a
Speaker 1: sound coming from the coffin bucket? Yeah, the bucket that
Speaker 1: seemed to the bucket coffin. He really did bury himself
Speaker 1: in the bucket. He really didn't love Seen three comes
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Speaker 1: My wife brought me a v I P patron membership
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Speaker 1: family trips, Stay healthy. Sincerely, Joseph from New Hampshire. Honey,
Speaker 1: the carsloaded, can we just get the kids out? Already
Speaker 1: plays the car and getting them and getting them in
Speaker 1: their fucking jam right, just packed, the car is packed,
Speaker 1: everything's ready to go. While I'm trying, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get them in their gym. You had the easy job.
Speaker 1: You put luggage in in an inanimate object. I have
Speaker 1: writing human being. I'm not disagreeing. But the sun will
Speaker 1: be up been minutes. Okay, Louis will be right there.
Speaker 1: Everything's great, Thanks for asking. I don't want to go
Speaker 1: on vacation. Guess you do. We love vacation. Get your button.
Speaker 1: Come on, come on, okay, everyone, every national puck. That's right, Dad,
Speaker 1: that's right. Grandpa. Here he smells like crackers. We don't
Speaker 1: say that. We don't say that. Everyone got their water bottles.
Speaker 1: Why are we putting on pajamas in the morning because
Speaker 1: we don't have time to change our clothes all the time.
Speaker 1: We want to be comfortable. We don't want to be uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear my sleeeper is digging into
Speaker 1: my cry soft pants. Buttons in the back in the back,
Speaker 1: Oh sums up, draw, I've dr We're in the al
Speaker 1: right now listen, all right now. Look, when we open
Speaker 1: these national parks, we have a duty, okay, not only
Speaker 1: to ourselves but everything. Goddam huh he said duty, Jason,
Speaker 1: Do you think this is funny? Do you think putting
Speaker 1: on this uniform as a joke? No, but your buttons
Speaker 1: are in I'm gonna get this fucking pine cone shoving
Speaker 1: your gun. Damn fucking mouth. Huh. You know if I
Speaker 1: killed you, I left goddamn which all right, Now, look,
Speaker 1: we have a duty to ourselves in every American and everybody.
Speaker 1: Is this funny to everybody? He keeps saying, duty? Is
Speaker 1: this funny? Everybody? Don't you come up here? At him?
Speaker 1: Come up here. I don't have anything to say to
Speaker 1: the group. I mean you said no. No. I I
Speaker 1: actually think you're a good guy and I want it. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's up chief pine Cone? Here? Everybody? Yeah? Well, see
Speaker 1: this is a natural occurring cone from a pine here
Speaker 1: in our forest. Right, we know where pine guns come from.
Speaker 1: Cheap give me? Oh, this is national all right, people
Speaker 1: that come here, let's put over here. This ranger looks helpful.
Speaker 1: My dad wants us to pull over. Pull over, all right,
Speaker 1: he knows the rangers. Here we go. If you were
Speaker 1: you just have been listening to fucking podcast and I've
Speaker 1: been taking care of anyone in the goddamn car. So
Speaker 1: just pull over and don't give me. Americans, how are
Speaker 1: you hi, I'm gonna help you. I've got I've got
Speaker 1: a pass. Oh a senior, God bless you can come
Speaker 1: in no chart but everyone else will have to pay
Speaker 1: range Rick, you ever heard of Mark Marin you were
Speaker 1: listening to Why are you doing this? No, I don't
Speaker 1: mean it's oh buddy, he's piste off, he's angry. There's
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes of guitar noodling at the end of
Speaker 1: every episode, and there's forty minutes of just brain dump
Speaker 1: at the top. You gotta really dig for the nut
Speaker 1: in that one. Let's go see the trailheads. Let's no,
Speaker 1: we're not we're we're in another National parking down. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna give you guys a secret route here
Speaker 1: on this man. Listen to a lot of true crime
Speaker 1: podcasts also, so secret route is always a good idea.
Speaker 1: Travel not so taken. Wow, as long as it's not
Speaker 1: a taken to a second location, we'll be fine. What
Speaker 1: did he say right now? Travel? Travel, not show taken,
Speaker 1: be safe, the road less traveled. I mean it's a
Speaker 1: great it's a great way to go, be safe. And
Speaker 1: that that sounded odd, that was foreboding. Let's can we
Speaker 1: get back on the road, dad. Have we seen in
Speaker 1: that boys? I hope we see some bears. There's crackers
Speaker 1: all over me es the saltines. Be nice to granddad. Hey,
Speaker 1: how did you How did you find this trailhead you're
Speaker 1: not supposed to know about? We got a secret map. Listen,
Speaker 1: old timer. I don't think you should be going up
Speaker 1: this way. And that's the problem. It's a dangerous route.
Speaker 1: Are you here? What's your deal? Do you work here? Uh?
Speaker 1: Don't worry about that, all right? Who put up? Kids?
Speaker 1: Don't do that to each other. Don't do stop touching
Speaker 1: each other's belly. If you touched me first, open it's
Speaker 1: a portal to another dimension that happened with buttons, you know.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, friend, are you familiar with this American life past? Louis?
Speaker 1: What do you hope the game from this? I don't
Speaker 1: know what it's what it's about, it's about this American life,
Speaker 1: you know life. Oh it's vin Yett. It's a series
Speaker 1: of yets. Mr Maron. There's a huge fan of yours
Speaker 1: who just wants to come in and just say hi.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously I don't want to impress. I don't
Speaker 1: even have to do it, but I mean, he's this,
Speaker 1: This gentleman's been standing out there for two hours, I mean,
Speaker 1: during your entire They're just just like, so hanging out
Speaker 1: outside my uh my garage here? Yeah, you know I
Speaker 1: got I got fucking Neil Young is here. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I just didn't for for some some some
Speaker 1: fan come it in. Yeah yeah, I just if you
Speaker 1: want to say hi, not I'll tell him to go away.
Speaker 1: I just want to let you know I didn't want
Speaker 1: to say anything before, you know, having this conversation before him.
Speaker 1: That's it, all right. I guess this is why I
Speaker 1: hire an intern. Yeah, you know, I have been here
Speaker 1: for six years. I would like to get at this point.
Speaker 1: That's on you man. Yeah, okay, well then what do
Speaker 1: you want me to do? You? I mean, how what
Speaker 1: could I want to be a full time employee? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right? Are you familiar with this American life? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of vinigarette. We're reporting all of this marking.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. I just put it out and put
Speaker 1: it out, like, what what do you think if I
Speaker 1: can edit this thing? My job is just a HIV
Speaker 1: record and then I take off. Yeah. Are you getting
Speaker 1: paid or you an intern too? Don't know? He gets paid.
Speaker 1: He's the engineer. Man, Well what do they help? Well?
Speaker 1: I what who's here? Mom? Dad? I don't want to
Speaker 1: just stand out here. Can't we go to Disneyland or something?
Speaker 1: Your dad has some things to do before we get there,
Speaker 1: So this is we're just stopping, and it's gonna be
Speaker 1: the building character sweetie. Who the hell? Who put Disneyland
Speaker 1: in the kid's head? How's that? Lewis? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess I'm guilty. I guess I'm
Speaker 1: the big devil. I'm the big fucking devil in the minivan.
Speaker 1: We're going to Florida. We're going right next to Disneyland,
Speaker 1: and we have two children in the car that have
Speaker 1: been shredded by my father's cracker shrapnel. So sorry to
Speaker 1: walk up on you. I'm sorry my shirt is off
Speaker 1: and I'm wearing too short of shorts. But oh, I
Speaker 1: think they're greatly. I got some traps around here. I'm
Speaker 1: hunting fox and other kind of otter kind of creatures,
Speaker 1: and I just want to let you know that they're
Speaker 1: they're my food, buddy. Were these shoes right here where
Speaker 1: my left foot is thirteen and a half of my
Speaker 1: right foot is uh seven? Orange? Significantly, that's an orange.
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to touch base with you guys
Speaker 1: and let you know who I am. So there was
Speaker 1: some kind of maybe uh domestic issue, and I just
Speaker 1: want to jump into what are you saying? Nothing at all? Look,
Speaker 1: I haven't just seen I'm just gonna say he's not wrong. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna drop off this homemade. I also say,
Speaker 1: I love the way your navel has that great little
Speaker 1: soldier of hairs marching into shorts. I think that was
Speaker 1: my mother. Yeah, you got your hair from your mother.
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, my navel hair. Oh listen, family, thanks
Speaker 1: for pulling up here. But you're in Florida. This is
Speaker 1: disney World. Disneyland is three thousand miles away. It's the
Speaker 1: same thing. The same people say Disneyland. We have to
Speaker 1: turn them away. It's just the rules. It's Disney h
Speaker 1: We have been drying, We have been wearing these same
Speaker 1: pajamas back in the car teen dates. My kids are bleeding,
Speaker 1: my father's buttons have popped off. I left a man
Speaker 1: in the ever glance that I could see myself building
Speaker 1: a life with a Please let us at the park.
Speaker 1: It's on the way back. That's I are a glass.
Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us again. We're gonna talk a little
Speaker 1: bit about family trips. Today, folks have been interview. Just
Speaker 1: a second, I gotta wake up my engineers. S all right, Steve,
Speaker 1: that was a good one. I that was one of
Speaker 1: your best one. Thanks, thanks man, Thanks. I just want
Speaker 1: to do the wrap around and we can call it
Speaker 1: a day. Okay, yeah, absolutely, were you firing on all cylinders?
Speaker 1: I appreciate that, buddy. So I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: We've ran into tote bags. Okay, there's no way for
Speaker 1: us to get any more funded. Okay, how could that
Speaker 1: fucking happen? How? I don't I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Somebody funked up. Somebody punked up. Look, tote bags are
Speaker 1: the life source of this show. You're gonna have to
Speaker 1: sell it, Okay. You're gonna have to give some possesss
Speaker 1: to what we're doing here. Please sell. Sell. It's all
Speaker 1: I do is sell what kick get up? Kick it up.
Speaker 1: We're alive, all right? This yr O. Sorry, Glass. I
Speaker 1: was just having another conversation with Steve the engineer about
Speaker 1: how important it is you folks are out there. So
Speaker 1: I want her offer a new gift bag. And in
Speaker 1: this gift bag is a zoom with me. You get
Speaker 1: a twenty minute Q and a hell, let's like twenty
Speaker 1: questions just you and me Sole. Do you hear that
Speaker 1: if you get this toebag you get a zoom with
Speaker 1: Ira Glass? Do you get a top? I didn't say
Speaker 1: anything about a tote bag, but I need to cut
Speaker 1: you off. Go ahead. I just think we all sit
Speaker 1: around in this radio. I think it would be fun
Speaker 1: if we all pitched in and got ourselves a gift
Speaker 1: bag with the zoom. Well, there's nothing about a gift
Speaker 1: bag again, it's just a zoom as I heard. I mean,
Speaker 1: I didn't hear gift bag. I just heard the zoom.
Speaker 1: You know. No, he said gift bag, but I was unclear.
Speaker 1: I there was a tote. Well, I'm sure we can
Speaker 1: get it. Some other people around here that would pitch
Speaker 1: in five ten dollars to try to get a zoom
Speaker 1: call so we could all ask Mr Glass some questions?
Speaker 1: Twenty anyone five dollars? I don't know. I got two
Speaker 1: dollars on I got I have my life shaving two
Speaker 1: hundred and seventy thousand. It's more than enough. We can
Speaker 1: get it. I reglass on. You three are the ones
Speaker 1: who won the big prize. You're gonna get the each
Speaker 1: one of you gets this toe bag and we mailed
Speaker 1: it to your house, and you're also going to be
Speaker 1: a zoomed in five seconds with the how do I
Speaker 1: doom you already? You're already answer? Are we are resuming?
Speaker 1: And you hear me? Can you hear me? Welcome back?
Speaker 1: I can hear you? Can you hear hear me? I
Speaker 1: hear an echo? Can you can you hear me? Right
Speaker 1: after you say can you hear me? Which sounds okay?
Speaker 1: Oh hi folks, Houn's everybody, I hear him? Can you
Speaker 1: see I hear him? Can you see us? So? Once again,
Speaker 1: rock and Roll Hall of Famer Neil Young is here.
Speaker 1: But my my intern Rudy, who because my life, I
Speaker 1: guess is uh is is an open book, has interrupted
Speaker 1: my recording with this legendary rock star uh to tell
Speaker 1: me that a fan of mine is is apparently outside
Speaker 1: and uh and I guess, I guess talk to the guy.
Speaker 1: Uh so, uh so, what why are you here? What's
Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Mark? We just want to let
Speaker 1: you know that you're a two hours and thirty minutes
Speaker 1: right now. Okay, that's fine, that's fine. I can pat
Speaker 1: it with guitar at the end. Okay, so this guy
Speaker 1: is a little shy. I guess, uh, you know, he
Speaker 1: just finished, he finished a long road trip. Mark, So
Speaker 1: he's just uh, he's a little tired, but he's he's here. Okay,
Speaker 1: you got a rally, babe, you got a rally. We're
Speaker 1: waiting in the drive way. Just go talk to the guy.
Speaker 1: What am I gonna? I don't know. But you put
Speaker 1: us here, You put us here, You gave Rudy. So
Speaker 1: I noticed there's a lot of a lot of a
Speaker 1: lot of crackers, crackers in your car. What's uh? What's uh?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Yeah, that's my that's my father in law.
Speaker 1: He um, he loves he loves crackers. I can't believe
Speaker 1: I've been I've been shedding an MPO tote bags for
Speaker 1: two weeks. Oh hey, dad, you followed us in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's my father in law. Mark. Alright, So what's going
Speaker 1: on with this guy? Holy sh it? Is that Neil Young? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't mind about that. That's uh, no, you're what's important
Speaker 1: right now? Obviously, Yeah, he was gonna show tunings for
Speaker 1: Cinnamon Girl. But but no, no, this this family of
Speaker 1: road trippers is here and uh and we're gonna we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk this up. So how about that? That election?
Speaker 1: What very pretty crazy? Yeah, we live are still in California.
Speaker 1: That's our show for it today. I want to thank
Speaker 1: all the Alchemists and no particular orders, starting with Vanessa Rogin.
Speaker 1: Thank you so damn much for coming back having me.
Speaker 1: I miss you guys so fun. Uh so, still no
Speaker 1: plans whatsoever to depart from your current location. I mean,
Speaker 1: the second there is of a scene or the school's reopen,
Speaker 1: can't wait. Um, but it's really nice to be somewhere
Speaker 1: safe and lovely. And we get outside a lot and
Speaker 1: it's so pretty and I haven't seen fall in fifteen years,
Speaker 1: but I can't wait to be back. I miss everything,
Speaker 1: but like I think everybody misses everything right now. What
Speaker 1: I here is we may never see you in person again. No,
Speaker 1: there's no scene, Well there is, but I don't know
Speaker 1: that we're going to get you out of there. But
Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming along, and hopefully you'll
Speaker 1: come back soon. I'd love to, all right. And Donny's
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Speaker 1: quintessidence will know it all. I gotta give it up
Speaker 1: for the for the all time, know it all. That's right.
Speaker 1: I was watching a video of of profane Alex Trebeck
Speaker 1: out takes that really made my days. So it's easily
Speaker 1: findable on Twitter. Uh, and you will enjoy it. Not
Speaker 1: to be a buzz kill. But wasn't most of his
Speaker 1: know at all right there on a card he was
Speaker 1: holding in his hand. Come on, dude, just it's tone
Speaker 1: not content right right? If you didn't get an ethnic
Speaker 1: question right and you were that ethnicity, he would let
Speaker 1: you know. Yes, oh this is so quick. But Jamie Flamm,
Speaker 1: who I do Dynasty with, his parents own a locksmith
Speaker 1: company in um the Valley and Alextra I used to
Speaker 1: come in because he was fascinated with locks and he
Speaker 1: would come in just to show them interesting mechanisms and
Speaker 1: like he was just a guy that loved to be
Speaker 1: interested by things, which I think is so exciting to
Speaker 1: know that was so enjoyable, so sweet. Right on, he
Speaker 1: will be missed a tool, saying thank you so much
Speaker 1: for coming back. Please return as soon as possible. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah, I wanted to mention that there's a
Speaker 1: podcast playing that I'm that I've done called Death by
Speaker 1: Sunset comes out Friday, November or something, remember something. It is, alright,
Speaker 1: my favorite day in the month. And Craig just to
Speaker 1: go back Craigslist. Uh, Spooky time is wrapped up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there will be more holiday episodes for Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Speaker 1: We've got the bug now in tons of free time,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna good keep watching holiday theme movies and
Speaker 1: talk about them. And Joey, I think I had had
Speaker 1: a recommendation for me. Yes, it was Megaconda and Ice
Speaker 1: Spiders to do. Lifetime movies are like movies. I'm open
Speaker 1: to anything a tool. You heard what he said, he
Speaker 1: said Ice Spiders. I mean, how big do you need us? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is a life time movie, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like it's not James Heney, thank you for auditioning for
Speaker 1: Ice Spiders. I'm sorry that I didn't get a call back.
Speaker 1: What happens, we'll see. Thanks for joining us once again, James,
Speaker 1: thanks for having me and I'm sure that you can
Speaker 1: find me out there somewhere if you're looking. I'm James Ceney.
Speaker 1: God speed everybody. Let's thank your engineering producer of the Stars,
Speaker 1: Mr Doug Bain. Fine folks that I heart media. Oh no,
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Speaker 1: carrying and tuning in and writing to us. We love
Speaker 1: hearing from you. Uh and uh, please be kind to
Speaker 1: each other. These are some interesting times ahead and it's
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Speaker 1: you know to get through it. So wear a mask,
Speaker 1: be kind, and until next time,